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[20:24] <IterationDrive> A night in a hotel, fortunately not too expensive and with it's own netting and incense-filled smokers to keep the bugs away. Morning comes, and not too soon--the bugs aren'tq uite as bad in Edge Point at the day. The crew now needs to go find their new guide--they have decided on the gremlin, Eugene Benois--likely to be found on the outskirts of town with a bottle of hooch on-hand.
[20:24] <IterationDrive> Of course, that describes quite a large number of gremlins, so one may have to get lucky.
[20:25] * @Jana somehow ended up taking the lead here, heading down to the outskirts of town where the water starts to smell even funnier.
[20:27] <IterationDrive> Even funnier and even more rancid; such is the fate of those who live in the swamps. Now it's just a quesiton of looking...
[20:27] * Bradford goes with Jana.
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[20:37] <IterationDrive> The group looks around; Jana's eye doesn't see much, but Bradford sees a lone Gremlin wearing a fez and sipping from a jug. He's sitting on a collection of crates and looks amused at something.
[20:38] * Bradford taps Jana on the shoulder.
[20:38] * @Jana looks to Bradford. "See him?"
[20:39] <Bradford> "I believe our man is sitting on a stack of crates over there."
[20:39] <@Jana> "Well, let's see." She heads over to the gremlin.
[20:40] <IterationDrive> The gremlin looks up at Jana as she approaches and smiles. He has most of his teeth! "Well howdy!" He says, voice slightly cracked and quite slurred. "Seems y'alls new faces here in this here swamp, here, eh? What can ol' Eugene do fer ya?"
[20:41] <@Jana> "We were looking for you, actually. Eugene Benois, we need your services as a guide."
[20:42] <IterationDrive> "Oh! A guide, eh? Ol' Eugene's good fer guidin'. Knows the swamp like the back of his pig!" He belches a bit. "WHere ya lookin' t' go my pink-skinned friends?" The short, noseless, green man says, hopping up and putting a friendly arm around Jana's shoulders... and then falling down, because he can't hover. "I meant t' do that!"
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[20:43] * IterationDrive (hotstuff@a.list.of.my.fetishes.can.be.found.by.googling.everything) Quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by ID))
[20:43] * ID is now known as IterationDrive
[20:44] <@Jana> "The Red Cage."
[20:45] <IterationDrive> He pauses. "... Woo-ee! I'm drunker than I thought I was! Coulda sworn you fine folk just said th' Red Cage!"
[20:45] <@Jana> "We did."
[20:47] * Ira ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Bye)
[20:51] <Bradford> "Is that some sort of issue, sir?"
[20:51] <IterationDrive> He pauses again. "... Uuuuh." He peers. "... How much shine an' hats y'willin' ta part with?"
[20:52] <@Jana> "What's the rate for the job."