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1991 LGPS English GP commentary

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  1. 19:40:19: <HerrmannMann> Hello!!
  2. 19:40:30: <Nuppiz> guten abend
  3. 19:40:44: <HerrmannMann> hyvää iltaa Nuppiz
  4. 19:41:22: <Nuppiz> kiitos samoin, HerrmannMann
  5. 19:41:46: <Nuppiz> rain predicted for the race
  6. 19:42:00: <HerrmannMann> Brollies out people
  7. 19:42:07: <AndreaModa> am I a bit early?
  8. 19:42:12: <Nuppiz> Current conditions: Overcast
  9. 19:42:15: <HerrmannMann> Hoping Pieter can win today
  10. 19:42:21: <ZeroForce> Rain ? Perkele.
  11. 19:42:24: <Nuppiz> Projected conditions: Raining
  12. 19:42:27: <HerrmannMann> Hi Andrea, the race hasn't started yet!
  13. 19:43:08: <Nuppiz> and won't start soon, have to go to sis urgently
  14. 19:43:22: <Nuppiz> don't know why, will be back as soon as possible
  15. 19:43:48: <HerrmannMann> Is that sis as in sister? /excusemyincompetence
  16. 19:44:08: <AndreaModa> ah right cool stuff
  17. 19:50:17: <RockTheCasbah> Hello? :S
  18. 19:50:24: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> hello
  19. 19:50:39: <HerrmannMann> Hello, Nuppiz had an important engagement
  20. 19:51:41: <RockTheCasbah> I'm guessing the race is either delayed or posponed?
  21. 19:52:54: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> well then...
  22. 19:53:09: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> time to discuss how the world will end :P
  23. 19:54:49: <HerrmannMann> The world will end with the noise of everyone discussing whether or not it will end
  24. 19:54:52: <Quetzalcoatl> ladies, gentlemen and others
  25. 19:55:31: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> So it's the world ending by world-ending meta discussions?
  26. 19:55:50: <HerrmannMann> Yep.
  27. 19:56:13: <HerrmannMann> The vibrations caused by everyone talking about the end of the world will tear the planet apart
  28. 19:56:17: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> somewhat disappointing
  29. 19:56:25: <HerrmannMann> We must act fast!
  30. 19:56:32: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> it means the nerds win
  31. 19:56:38: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> :D
  32. 19:56:48: <HerrmannMann> Slap everyone in the face who threatens to talk about the end of the wrold, thus bringing about it's destruction!
  33. 19:57:29: <Atax1a> World won't end tomorrow.
  34. 19:57:38: <Atax1a> I'll put a fiver on it.
  35. 19:58:11: <HerrmannMann> Of course it won't!
  36. 19:58:28: <HerrmannMann> The whole story stinks of bullshit more than a bull's arse
  37. 19:58:32: <RealRacingRoots> If we have a problem, if no one else can help and you can find them, maybe we can hire the A-Team. The A-Team will solve the apocalypse.
  38. 19:59:03: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> "A-Team" ... I only want the Ace-Team
  39. 19:59:08: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JEXWE5NgAo
  40. 19:59:11: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> :D
  41. 19:59:19: <RealRacingRoots> I'm okay with this.
  42. 19:59:40: <HerrmannMann> Aaah, the A-Team
  43. 19:59:52: <HerrmannMann> Anyone see the film a couple of years ago?
  44. 19:59:59: <RealRacingRoots> I did.
  45. 20:00:10: <ZeroForce> Mr.Excitement
  46. 20:00:31: <RealRacingRoots> Johnny Ace was hilarious.
  47. 20:00:39: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> indeed he was
  48. 20:00:59: <HerrmannMann> It was quite a decent effort actually
  49. 20:01:01: <RealRacingRoots> Still, Seth Rollins and Tyler Black are now on tv. So I am happy.
  50. 20:01:02: <ZeroForce> I miss Johnny Ace
  51. 20:01:10: <RealRacingRoots> seth rollins and dean ambrose
  52. 20:01:13: <RealRacingRoots> damn
  53. 20:01:17: <Pi3141> Hello, has the race already started?
  54. 20:01:43: <ZeroForce> Maaaan, Dean Ambrose looks so talented
  55. 20:01:50: <ZeroForce> Not yet Pi3141
  56. 20:02:08: <RockTheCasbah> Nada
  57. 20:02:12: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> maybe we ought to have John Laurinitis as executive vice president of talent relations in some RWRS team :D
  58. 20:02:29: <HerrmannMann> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ
  59. 20:02:32: <HerrmannMann> :D
  60. 20:02:48: <RealRacingRoots> I can't believe the indy stars now in WWE to some extent: Punk, Bryan, Rollins, Ambrose, Cesaro, Ohno, Neville
  61. 20:03:15: <RealRacingRoots> Is that Iron Sheik in that video?
  62. 20:03:20: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> ties in perfectly with the conspiracy copypasta I once made about RoH being controlled by Triple H behind the scenes :D
  63. 20:03:34: <Atax1a> A note to anyone interested: eichy's officially giving away his F1RDS team...would anyone like to take this space? If you're waiting for an RWRS team slot, it's a good way to get your foot in the door
  64. 20:03:51: <Pi3141> I would like to enter the series.
  65. 20:03:52: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> I mean its R - o - Haitch
  66. 20:04:07: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> und "roh" is German for "raw"
  67. 20:04:17: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> it all makes sense :D
  68. 20:04:24: <Pi3141> I am currently only involved in the Spa Superprix in F3RWRS
  69. 20:04:25: <RealRacingRoots> I'm surprised Steen beat Generico at final battle 2012.
  70. 20:04:57: <Nuppiz> back
  71. 20:05:25: <RockTheCasbah> Huzzah! :)
  72. 20:05:30: <Atax1a> Ok, Pi3141...just put all your team info into the F1RDS thread and what you'd like for a livery. You can choose to start afresh or take on Autobahn's old results...your call.
  73. 20:05:39: <Darkapprentice77> what have i missed
  74. 20:05:45: <HerrmannMann> Hooray!
  75. 20:05:47: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> a discussion about John Laurinitis
  76. 20:05:51: <Nuppiz> she phoned my mum from work, was unsure whether or not she remembered to turn off the oven...
  77. 20:05:54: <RealRacingRoots> The A-Team.
  78. 20:06:11: <HerrmannMann> Hehe.... :D
  79. 20:06:22: <Nuppiz> now that's checked, and the dog's had his evening walk, so onwards to the race!
  80. 20:06:42: <Nuppiz> three races in Britain, and two of them have had rain
  81. 20:06:51: <Nuppiz> lovely British weather
  82. 20:06:51: <ZeroForce> No cliché.
  83. 20:07:16: <Atax1a> by lovely, you mean hateful ;)
  84. 20:07:31: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> Atax1a, that implies rain is bad
  85. 20:07:35: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> it isn't
  86. 20:07:44: <RockTheCasbah> I like British weather...:(
  87. 20:07:47: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> I love rain - Ireland is nice, it rains a lot
  88. 20:07:56: <Atax1a> um...it is. especially if you don't own a car
  89. 20:08:06: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> man up :P
  90. 20:08:19: <Atax1a> NO.
  91. 20:08:33: <HerrmannMann> Rain= good when you have a coat, bad when you don't...
  92. 20:08:35: <Atax1a> I don't own a coat either
  93. 20:08:41: <RockTheCasbah> Oh god...
  94. 20:08:47: <RealRacingRoots> I've worn shorts in a Canadian winter, I am a man.
  95. 20:09:03: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> HE'S A MAN
  96. 20:09:06: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> SUCH A MAN
  97. 20:09:14: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> HE'S A REAL, A REAL MAN'S MAN
  98. 20:09:15: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> .D
  99. 20:09:15: <RealRacingRoots> Such a man.
  100. 20:09:25: <RealRacingRoots> Oh regal.
  101. 20:09:54: <Nuppiz> we have three stallers
  102. 20:10:06: <Nuppiz> Zaugg, Mazzacane and Wilson
  103. 20:10:10: <ZeroForce> BUT OF COURSE
  104. 20:10:19: <Atax1a> £5 Balzary retires before the 10-lap mark
  105. 20:10:24: <RockTheCasbah> Hahaha Wilson!
  106. 20:11:01: <ZeroForce> Retired from 6th with only a lap to go, then stalls. MEH !!??
  107. 20:12:28: <HerrmannMann> Is it actually raining?
  108. 20:14:33: <Nuppiz> not yet
  109. 20:14:40: <Nuppiz> but it will soon
  110. 20:14:55: <Darkapprentice77> this will be good
  111. 20:15:09: <TMLW> Has it started yet?
  112. 20:15:23: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> indeed it has
  113. 20:15:31: <AndreaModa> FACK SAKE
  114. 20:15:36: <Nuppiz> Ramone retires with brake problems
  115. 20:16:03: <AndreaModa> wilson is never going to win the title at this rate
  116. 20:17:00: <Nuppiz> After the first lap, the top 10 is: Kickert, Fernandez, von Gottorp, Graham, Arthurs, Jong-Sung, Balivernes, Roberts, Yoshino, Yazaki
  117. 20:17:20: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> yeah, go old man, kick their rears
  118. 20:17:39: <HerrmannMann> Yes! Go Kickert!
  119. 20:17:44: <TMLW> Go Pieter!
  120. 20:17:51: <RockTheCasbah> Go Sandinista!
  121. 20:18:13: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> dammit, should've written "Kick Kickert"...
  122. 20:18:22: <Darkapprentice77> Go Von Gottorp!
  123. 20:18:56: <Nuppiz> John Smith is on fire, literally
  124. 20:20:31: <Nuppiz> and there's his car stopped on the track
  125. 20:20:43: <Nuppiz> I can see some wreckage around him
  126. 20:23:59: <Nuppiz> Alianopoulos and Vitkin lose their front wings by crashing into Smith's wreck
  127. 20:24:03: <Darkapprentice77> ouch
  128. 20:24:21: <Darkapprentice77> nuppiz what was the most boring life gp race so far?
  129. 20:24:21: <Nuppiz> they were among the last cars anyway...
  130. 20:24:26: <Nuppiz> Spa
  131. 20:24:32: <HerrmannMann> Alianopoulos has driven for 6 teams now, there has to be a seventh willing to take him on for teh lulz
  132. 20:25:00: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> He's #1 on the reserve list should something happen to Leonhard
  133. 20:25:21: <Darkapprentice77> i suggest if you can find knockhill for gp4 you should replace spa with a scottish gp there
  134. 20:25:45: <Salamander> grid size might be a problem at knockhill though...
  135. 20:25:46: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> except he's using F1 Challenge
  136. 20:25:48: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> :D
  137. 20:25:54: <Darkapprentice77> same thing, basically....
  138. 20:26:04: <Atax1a> well...
  139. 20:26:07: <Atax1a> not really
  140. 20:26:09: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> indeed - I just love being a smartass
  141. 20:26:24: <Darkapprentice77> btw klon you own von gottorp right?
  142. 20:26:28: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> indeed I do
  143. 20:26:37: <Nuppiz> the track is starting to get wet
  144. 20:26:55: <Darkapprentice77> well if a driver in prost GP was injured and the team owner didn't nominate a replacement could i put leonhard in the car?
  145. 20:27:05: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> sure
  146. 20:27:09: <Darkapprentice77> sweet :)
  147. 20:27:28: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> He'd old, rich and therefore bored - give him all the racing he can get :D
  148. 20:27:46: <RockTheCasbah> Why is there two Salamanders in this chat feed? :S :O
  149. 20:28:01: <blindcavesalamander> Because my connection is a pile of dump
  150. 20:28:03: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> because "Double the Salamander = double the fun"
  151. 20:28:14: <blindcavesalamander> also that
  152. 20:28:14: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> everyone knows that
  153. 20:28:43: <Nuppiz> incredible, 5 lpas in and there's still 25 cars in the race
  154. 20:28:46: <Nuppiz> laps*
  155. 20:29:03: <ZeroForce> booooo.
  156. 20:29:06: <Darkapprentice77> wow, a sign of the apocolypse surely
  157. 20:29:11: <Nuppiz> or not
  158. 20:29:14: <blindcavesalamander> How's everyone's favourite gridhopper doing?
  159. 20:29:23: <Nuppiz> di Longo has stopped and there's more wreckage
  160. 20:29:24: <blindcavesalamander> By which I of course mean Apostolos
  161. 20:29:34: <HerrmannMann> :O
  162. 20:29:41: <Nuppiz> 24th, second last car running
  163. 20:29:42: <HerrmannMann> QPR won a match
  164. 20:29:50: <HerrmannMann> Grsjjjn won ROC
  165. 20:30:01: <HerrmannMann> No retirements after 5 laps of a Life GP race
  166. 20:30:10: <HerrmannMann> The apocalypse WILL happen!1
  167. 20:30:25: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> no, HerrmannMann, John Cena hasn't tapped, so nothing will happen
  168. 20:30:49: <HerrmannMann> Ok
  169. 20:30:50: <RockTheCasbah> This is more boring than the Indian Grand Prix. :/
  170. 20:31:05: <HerrmannMann> http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/e/e6/Okay_guy.jpg
  171. 20:31:21: <HerrmannMann> http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0jqc5jtgI1qbc3o2.jpg
  172. 20:31:21: <Atax1a> ...zzz
  173. 20:31:25: <Nuppiz> Mantis in the wall!
  174. 20:31:30: <HerrmannMann> Yaay!
  175. 20:31:32: <Nuppiz> Jericho's engine has blown up
  176. 20:31:34: <blindcavesalamander> oh thank god
  177. 20:31:34: <HerrmannMann> Action, I mean
  178. 20:31:41: <blindcavesalamander> things are happening
  179. 20:32:32: <Nuppiz> ehm wut
  180. 20:32:37: <Nuppiz> Mantis is still running
  181. 20:32:57: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> as von Gottorp established in Monza: retiring is for suckers :D
  182. 20:33:01: <Nuppiz> he tried to make an u-turn at the chicane where di Longo stopped, but there's a wall in his way
  183. 20:33:26: <Nuppiz> and apparently he thinks that with enough determination, a detour will open up
  184. 20:33:33: <HerrmannMann> As Herrman Mann established at race 1, Jagermeister is the way to go
  185. 20:33:46: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> Leberkleister is indeed the way to go
  186. 20:33:56: <Atax1a> Cannot handle Jager...
  187. 20:34:31: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> ever since I started eating only one meal a day I can't even handle beer without getting shitfaced :D
  188. 20:34:48: <Atax1a> why only one meal a day?
  189. 20:34:59: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> because I was too f*cking fat :)
  190. 20:35:09: <Nuppiz> Jong-Sung has crashed!
  191. 20:35:13: <HerrmannMann> Wow, that takes some serious discipline
  192. 20:35:30: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> indeed, the payoff is worth it, however
  193. 20:35:34: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> hopefully he isn't hurt
  194. 20:35:39: <Atax1a> oh, i see...
  195. 20:35:46: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> wouldn't want a Life GP field without North Korea
  196. 20:36:42: <Atax1a> but yeah, after I had 16 Jagerbombs, 2 pints of lager and 1 pint of scrumpy cider I quite possibly died
  197. 20:36:50: <Nuppiz> nah, not a serious crash at all
  198. 20:37:01: <Atax1a> that was a good birthday though
  199. 20:37:13: <HerrmannMann> Sounds like it!
  200. 20:37:18: <Nuppiz> and it is now officially raining here at Donington
  201. 20:37:26: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> as long as you had fun, it's worth it, i'd say
  202. 20:37:31: <HerrmannMann> At least there wasn't any Tequila involved, that's stuff's nasty
  203. 20:37:32: <RockTheCasbah> Chaos in the pitlane again?
  204. 20:37:48: <Atax1a> Don't remember a thing though...woke up with my drawers moved to the other side of the room and a elastoplast on my head
  205. 20:38:11: <Atax1a> turned out I faceplanted the kitchen floor
  206. 20:38:26: <Nuppiz> Marky Howard is the first car to switch to intermediates, as he had to pit for a new front wing anyway
  207. 20:38:57: <Atax1a> and that
  208. 20:39:17: <Atax1a> and that's the story of how I will turn down Herrmann Mann's requests for Jager for the foreseeable future
  209. 20:39:35: <HerrmannMann> Looks like North Korea's racing driver is about as successful as their nuclear weapons...
  210. 20:40:07: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> well, their nuclear weapons are not as successful as Northamptonshire's :D
  211. 20:40:23: <HerrmannMann> Oh, and Herrmann Mann would like to announce to everyone that there will be a party after the race should FGCR finish on the podium
  212. 20:40:52: <HerrmannMann> Everyone is welcome, bring your wives, Jagermeister on the house and Foster's Gold for those who can't handle/don't want the Jager
  213. 20:41:05: <Nuppiz> Armstrong pits for a new front wing and inters as well
  214. 20:41:48: <Atax1a> Can I bring Desperados?
  215. 20:41:58: <HerrmannMann> Sure, why not
  216. 20:43:39: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> I for my part would offer Oldesloher - because having style is for twats
  217. 20:43:55: <Nuppiz> Howard overtakes Van Der Maeyede
  218. 20:44:08: <Nuppiz> most cars are still on slicks
  219. 20:44:14: <HerrmannMann> Dayum
  220. 20:44:38: <RockTheCasbah> Damn this ultra-reliability! :X
  221. 20:45:24: <blindcavesalamander> Okay, who replaced the Life's with 2011 F1 cars?
  222. 20:46:05: <Nuppiz> come on, someone crash out or something
  223. 20:46:08: <HerrmannMann> More boring than sebastain vettel winning a korean grand prix from pole with the fasest lap whilst in a Toyota
  224. 20:46:08: <Nuppiz> this is dull
  225. 20:46:25: <RealRacingRoots> I think Nuppiz recomending everyone buy lotsa reliability upgrades is to blame.
  226. 20:46:43: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> Toyota winning something? That's so unusual it cannot be boring
  227. 20:46:53: <RockTheCasbah> How many more laps must we endure? :/
  228. 20:47:13: <Nuppiz> not really, no
  229. 20:47:19: <HerrmannMann> But Toyota are the epicentre of boring!
  230. 20:47:35: <Nuppiz> lead car is on lap 11/37
  231. 20:47:40: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> and never win anythin
  232. 20:47:58: <Nuppiz> Roberts retires
  233. 20:49:29: <HerrmannMann> Is Kickert still leading? And by how much?
  234. 20:49:39: <Nuppiz> Gunselman retires
  235. 20:49:49: <HerrmannMann> Oh, and Klon - did you get my email about FGCR's F1RWRS Baltic GP livery?
  236. 20:50:02: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> i did
  237. 20:50:07: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> thanks
  238. 20:50:51: <Nuppiz> Kickert leads by 8.5 seconds
  239. 20:51:05: <blindcavesalamander> Speaking of baltic gp liveries, could someone link me to a GP2 template that I can use? I have no idea where to find one
  240. 20:52:05: <Nuppiz> Graham retires
  241. 20:52:19: <Atax1a> I'll stick a blank one up for you...
  242. 20:52:22: <Nuppiz> pitstops are being called throughout the field
  243. 20:52:36: <blindcavesalamander> thanks :)
  244. 20:52:42: <RockTheCasbah> Bathplug.
  245. 20:52:54: <RockTheCasbah> Where's Arthurs?
  246. 20:54:21: <Nuppiz> Yoshino has retired
  247. 20:54:36: <Nuppiz> Fernandez crashes into Vitkin on the pitlane and retires
  248. 20:55:49: <Nuppiz> Richardson and Balzary crashed into Yoshino's wreck, losing front wings
  249. 20:55:56: <Nuppiz> KICKERT!
  250. 20:56:07: <Nuppiz> HE SLOWS DOWN AND STOPS!
  251. 20:56:25: <Nuppiz> HE IS OUT FROM THE RACE!
  252. 20:56:34: <HerrmannMann> GOD!
  253. 20:56:38: <HerrmannMann> SCHEISSE!
  254. 20:56:46: <HerrmannMann> CACK!SHITE!
  255. 20:56:50: <HerrmannMann> CAZZA!
  256. 20:56:56: <TMLW> Damn. I knew I shouldn't have come back...
  257. 20:56:59: <RockTheCasbah> WHAT AN INCREDIBLE DEVELOPMENT!
  258. 20:57:00: <HerrmannMann> KICKERT YOU PLONKER!
  259. 20:57:05: <HerrmannMann> DAMN!
  260. 20:57:10: <HerrmannMann> SCHEISSE!
  261. 20:57:10: <Atax1a> blindcavesalamander, here's a simple template: http://i.imgbox.com/abxHchU4.png
  262. 20:57:17: <RealRacingRoots> excitement you want,excitement we get!
  263. 20:57:22: <HerrmannMann> NO!
  264. 20:57:23: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> Meanwhile von Gottorp just calmly drives around all of that?
  265. 20:57:24: <HerrmannMann> NO!
  266. 20:57:26: <HerrmannMann> SHITE!
  267. 20:57:30: <HerrmannMann> SCHEISSE!
  268. 20:57:35: <HerrmannMann> *Heart Attack*
  269. 20:57:52: <RockTheCasbah> Someone go restrain Hermann Mann.
  270. 20:57:53: <Atax1a> or try this if that didn't work: http://imgbox.com/abxHchU4
  271. 20:58:09: <RockTheCasbah> Before he has a heart attac-oh wait...
  272. 20:58:09: <Atax1a> his heart's done it for him...
  273. 20:58:18: <blindcavesalamander> thanks! :)
  274. 20:58:29: <Nuppiz> Arthurs leads now
  275. 20:58:47: <RockTheCasbah> Now that IS a good thing.
  276. 20:58:51: <Nuppiz> but he hasn't pitted for inters yet
  277. 20:59:01: <RockTheCasbah> Cock...
  278. 20:59:06: <blindcavesalamander> @HermannMann Now you know how James Davies felt...
  279. 20:59:20: <HerrmannMann> Whew! Lucky FGCR's doctor was in the same room! He managed to save my life
  280. 20:59:25: <Atax1a> Ah crap, I missed Bad Luck Balzary's inevitable accident
  281. 20:59:36: <HerrmannMann> @blindcaveslamander Gutting, isn't it?
  282. 20:59:48: <Nuppiz> and Van Der Maeyede is stuck in first gear
  283. 20:59:56: <HerrmannMann> @everyone else, Party's definately on now, need to forget everything!
  284. 21:00:25: <Nuppiz> Armstrong retired as well, so both L.O.T.U.S.es and FGCs out in the matter of a couple of laps
  285. 21:00:37: <Nuppiz> no wait, Fernandez is continuing
  286. 21:01:05: <Pi3141> So how many cars are still running?
  287. 21:01:18: <Nuppiz> Arthurs pits for inters and returns to the track in 2nd
  288. 21:01:22: <Nuppiz> von Gottorp leads
  289. 21:01:43: <blindcavesalamander> When was the last time von Gottorp actually finished?
  290. 21:01:53: <Nuppiz> 15 cars running
  291. 21:02:16: <Nuppiz> soon to be 14 as Van Der Maeyede retires
  292. 21:02:20: <Pi3141> Italy, 4th race.
  293. 21:02:47: <blindcavesalamander> That's a pretty long time ago...
  294. 21:03:28: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> yeah, after a great start to the season his luck abandoned him a bit
  295. 21:03:29: <Nuppiz> Fernandez, Anker and Chapman are the last cars to switch to inters
  296. 21:03:39: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> however he will forever be the first Life GP winner
  297. 21:06:58: <Nuppiz> so, on lap 15/37, the top 10 is: von Gottorp, Arthurs, Balivernes, D. Smith, Yazaki, Richardson, Anker, Generic, Howard, Balzary
  298. 21:08:01: <Darkapprentice77> i hope leonhard's car doesn't give up for once
  299. 21:09:37: <Nuppiz> Fernandez, Chapman, Vitkin and Alianopoulos form up the rest of the remaining runners
  300. 21:10:09: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> btw are we driving the Donington with the stupid extension or without?
  301. 21:10:29: <Nuppiz> it's the 1993 GP version
  302. 21:10:53: <blindcavesalamander> what's stupid about the extension?
  303. 21:10:55: <Atax1a> so with, I guess...
  304. 21:11:04: <blindcavesalamander> i mean, it's not imaginative or anything
  305. 21:11:16: <blindcavesalamander> but it's not like that pointless thing they added for the 2010 bahrain gp
  306. 21:11:17: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> I don't like it and what I don't like is stupid. :D
  307. 21:11:35: <blindcavesalamander> oh right
  308. 21:11:37: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> I for my part prefer the straight chicane
  309. 21:11:37: <blindcavesalamander> of course
  310. 21:12:42: <blindcavesalamander> i dont really mind either to be honest
  311. 21:13:14: <Nuppiz> Dave Smith struggles with the lapped Vitkin, and is overtaken by Yazaki
  312. 21:13:45: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> well, it's not ruining the track - but without it's just better
  313. 21:14:19: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> each to their own - I mean, I actually like the Indy GP track a lot, so obviously my opinion on race tracks is worth only so much
  314. 21:15:59: <Nuppiz> hey, Mantis has got running again
  315. 21:16:09: <Darkapprentice77> i like the indy gp track too
  316. 21:16:11: <Nuppiz> that means 15 cars are still in
  317. 21:16:33: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> oh gosh, how many laps must he be down
  318. 21:16:35: <Darkapprentice77> good thing they still use it for motogp
  319. 21:17:08: <Nuppiz> he's 11 laps down
  320. 21:17:09: <Pi3141> how many laps is Mantis behind von Gottorp?
  321. 21:17:29: <Pi3141> You just postd it when I pushed enter.
  322. 21:17:49: <Nuppiz> Anker has a gearbox problem, stuck in 3rd
  323. 21:18:30: <Nuppiz> and Richardson retires as well!
  324. 21:18:38: <Nuppiz> both EuroBrums out on the same lap
  325. 21:19:29: <HerrmannMann> Well, given that they were engineered partly in Birmingham, I think it's suprising they made it this far :D
  326. 21:20:48: <Nuppiz> more debris flying... IT'S ARTHURS!
  327. 21:22:39: <Nuppiz> Yazaki hits him and loses his front wing
  328. 21:23:54: <Nuppiz> as does Alianopoulos, who also stops after the crash!
  329. 21:24:10: <blindcavesalamander> noooo :(
  330. 21:26:27: <Nuppiz> Vitkin retires
  331. 21:26:50: <Nuppiz> and Yazaki's pitstop drops him down to 8th, promoting Balzary into points!
  332. 21:26:58: <Nuppiz> only 10 cars still running
  333. 21:27:47: <Atax1a> :O
  334. 21:27:59: <Atax1a> He'll still retire though
  335. 21:29:03: <Nuppiz> 15 laps remaining
  336. 21:29:49: <RockTheCasbah> Is Arthurs out then?
  337. 21:30:11: <Nuppiz> Atax1a, your guess was correct
  338. 21:30:15: <Nuppiz> Bazary is now out
  339. 21:30:20: <Nuppiz> Balzary*
  340. 21:30:28: <Atax1a> Oh...shit my balls.
  341. 21:30:36: <Nuppiz> RockTheCasbah, yes Arthurs stopped on the track
  342. 21:30:40: <Atax1a> It was bound to happen...
  343. 21:30:49: <RockTheCasbah> Flip!
  344. 21:31:08: <RockTheCasbah> Is anyone gonna make it to the end?
  345. 21:31:21: <Atax1a> I'll give reserve driver Jonny Greenwood a go next race...
  346. 21:32:40: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> Kay Lon is already retired
  347. 21:32:42: <blindcavesalamander> Well, we were all wondering at the start where all the action was, and it turns out it's all here at the end!
  348. 21:33:03: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> sorry, needed to use my old catchphrase :D
  349. 21:33:03: <WarrenHughes> Piss off Klon
  350. 21:33:10: <WarrenHughes> lol
  351. 21:33:50: <Nuppiz> so, the order after 23/37 laps: Von Gottorp, Balivernes, D. Smith, Generic, Howard, Yazaki, Fernandez, Chapman
  352. 21:33:58: <Nuppiz> and Mantis far far behind
  353. 21:34:18: <Nuppiz> 11 laps, to be precise
  354. 21:34:44: <WarrenHughes> That's a fair number of them still in the race
  355. 21:35:10: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> we had a slow start
  356. 21:35:11: <Nuppiz> Fernandez is stuck in 4th gear, will retire at the end of this lap
  357. 21:37:06: <Nuppiz> 8 cars still running, 7 of them still in contention for points
  358. 21:37:48: <Atax1a> well, I've got no reason to stick around...night chaps
  359. 21:37:52: <Nuppiz> nite
  360. 21:40:27: <Nuppiz> didn't someone mention Knockhill a while back?
  361. 21:40:42: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> yeah
  362. 21:41:06: <Nuppiz> it's available
  363. 21:41:17: <blindcavesalamander> excellent
  364. 21:41:32: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> we could also have Cleveland :D
  365. 21:41:48: <blindcavesalamander> that too
  366. 21:42:19: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> and then we could call the winner of that race the "Cleveland Cavalier"
  367. 21:42:22: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> dohohoho
  368. 21:43:12: <Nuppiz> I'm trying to make it so that next season's calendar has no tracks which were used by F1 in 1992
  369. 21:46:06: <Darkapprentice77> like knockhill :D
  370. 21:46:21: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> or Cleveland
  371. 21:46:39: <Nuppiz> or Castle Combe, Thruxton...
  372. 21:46:42: <blindcavesalamander> or that brazilian track whose name i cant spell
  373. 21:46:49: <Nuppiz> Jacarepagua
  374. 21:46:59: <blindcavesalamander> thats the one
  375. 21:47:11: <Nuppiz> which is set to host an NC event this year
  376. 21:47:15: <WarrenHughes> Yes Castle Combe
  377. 21:47:20: <Darkapprentice77> thruxton would be great
  378. 21:47:22: <Nuppiz> after the regular season has ended
  379. 21:49:12: <JasonHamilton> Is the race still ongoing
  380. 21:49:32: <blindcavesalamander> yeah
  381. 21:49:38: <Nuppiz> yes
  382. 21:49:40: <blindcavesalamander> but its nearly finished
  383. 21:49:43: <Nuppiz> oh goodness
  384. 21:49:49: <Nuppiz> three more retirements!
  385. 21:49:49: <blindcavesalamander> i think
  386. 21:50:53: <Nuppiz> Balivernes, Generic and Howard all retire due to mechanical reasons almost simultaneously!
  387. 21:51:12: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> are they on different parts of the track or are they close to each other?
  388. 21:51:25: <Nuppiz> all have been cleared to the pits now
  389. 21:51:33: <Nuppiz> in fact, Howard ran out of fuel
  390. 21:51:37: <Nuppiz> rejectful
  391. 21:51:45: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> if they were close to each other that would have been poetry in motion
  392. 21:52:09: <Nuppiz> Balivernes retired on the pilane whilst coming in to refuel
  393. 21:52:22: <Nuppiz> Generic pulled over due to a generic reason
  394. 21:52:32: <Nuppiz> Howard stopped as he ran out of fuel
  395. 21:53:33: <Nuppiz> Dave Smith came in to refuel, and continues in second position
  396. 21:53:45: <Nuppiz> Yazaki is now third and Chapman fourth
  397. 21:53:54: <Nuppiz> von Gottorp still leads
  398. 21:54:08: <Nuppiz> seven laps remaining
  399. 21:54:44: <blindcavesalamander> I think reliability is the only thing that can stop von Gottorp now
  400. 21:54:54: <JasonHamilton> Wow, SnP car in 4th
  401. 21:56:09: <Darkapprentice77> leonhard would probably be leading the championship right now if his car was more reliable
  402. 21:56:32: <Nuppiz> von Gottorp, Yazaki and Chapman all running on fumes, can they make it to the pits?
  403. 21:56:32: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> well that holds true for a lot of drivers in this series :D
  404. 21:56:56: <blindcavesalamander> Davies probably would've locked up the title by now if his car was more reliable
  405. 21:57:05: <blindcavesalamander> ... well, I'm sure he thinks that, anyway
  406. 21:58:38: <Nuppiz> yes, all three make it to the pits for more fuel
  407. 21:59:27: <Nuppiz> four laps to go
  408. 22:00:50: <blindcavesalamander> Are there any potential battles for position?
  409. 22:01:00: <Nuppiz> nope
  410. 22:01:18: <Nuppiz> von Gottorp is 32 seconds ahead of Smith
  411. 22:01:29: <Nuppiz> Smith is 25 seconds ahead of Yazaki
  412. 22:01:52: <Nuppiz> and Chapman is a lap down on the other three
  413. 22:03:02: <Nuppiz> penultimate lap
  414. 22:03:42: <Nuppiz> Yazaki retires!
  415. 22:03:58: <blindcavesalamander> :o
  416. 22:04:35: <JasonHamilton> Wow podium
  417. 22:04:43: <JasonHamilton> maybe
  418. 22:06:07: <Nuppiz> von Gottorp has started the last lap
  419. 22:06:19: <Nuppiz> and Dave Smith needs to pit for more fuel again
  420. 22:06:27: <blindcavesalamander> lol
  421. 22:06:43: <Nuppiz> before he starts the last lap, that's a rejectful miscalculation
  422. 22:06:45: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> Get your "Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit" ready, cause 10 points are comin'! :P
  423. 22:06:50: <blindcavesalamander> wow, he's getting some excellent fuel economy today
  424. 22:07:07: <blindcavesalamander> unless von gottorp's car dies :p
  425. 22:07:36: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> well, then 6 points are coming - still better than nothing
  426. 22:08:04: <Nuppiz> von Gottorp wins!
  427. 22:09:36: <Nuppiz> ..and stops on the track on his cooldown lap, out of fuel...
  428. 22:09:56: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> German fuel effiency :D
  429. 22:10:35: <Nuppiz> Dave Smith is second and Chapman third
  430. 22:10:55: <Nuppiz> Yazaki is classified fourth, Balivernes fifth and Generix sixth
  431. 22:11:02: <JasonHamilton> I did not expect that
  432. 22:11:09: <Nuppiz> Mantis was still running at the end of te race
  433. 22:11:16: <Nuppiz> the*
  434. 22:11:26: <blindcavesalamander> how many laps down in the end?
  435. 22:11:53: <Nuppiz> 11
  436. 22:13:15: <Nuppiz> that gives him ROTR
  437. 22:15:17: <Nuppiz> his sixth lap took 18 minutes 53 seconds to complete
  438. 22:15:57: <Nuppiz> Fastest lap: Pieter Kickert, 1:30.006 on lap 2
  439. 22:18:18: <Nuppiz> right, that leaves only one more race in Europe, at Estoril
  440. 22:21:50: <Nuppiz> hey, it's now December 21st here!
  441. 22:22:07: <ThereCanOnlyBeKlon> well then: was nice knowing ya :P
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