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  1. <p><span class="nepeta">bellatorAccorder [BA] </span><span class="black">began trolling</span> <span class="vriska">superiorCochlear [SC] </span></p>
  2. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Romeo-eporting in ma'am-OVER!</p>
  3. <p class="vriska">SC: ---At-ease-soldier.-Status-report!---O</p>
  4. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----India- have successfully helped Alfa-binna into the medium, and returned to my hive-over.</p>
  5. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Hotel-e suggested that India- contact you for further instructions-over.</p>
  6. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Your-turn-to-enter-the-medium-then.-Right.-Start-up-the-game,-your-client-disc.---O</p>
  7. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----yes ma'am-OVER!</p>
  8. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Whiskey-ow.. such a pretty loading screen-over.</p>
  9. <p class="vriska">SC: ---It-has-to-have-something-to-keep-gamer-attention-spans-occupied.---O</p>
  10. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Whiskey-ell, it looks like it finished...but nothing happened...what now-over?</p>
  11. <p class="vriska">SC: ---I-can-see-you.---O</p>
  12. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Now,-time-to-deploy-the-S.S.E.---O</p>
  13. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Wait...are-you-naked-or-something?!---O</p>
  14. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Oscar-h! Uniform-m, yes ma'am. India- had to use my clothes as improvised bandages, India- think India- did ok with what India- had....do you disapprove of them-over?</p>
  15. <p class="vriska">SC: ---No,-not-at-all.-Look-behind-you.---O</p>
  16. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Whiskey-haaa-OVER!</p>
  17. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Whiskey-hat the heck is that thing-over?</p>
  18. <p class="vriska">SC: ---I-am-now-your-god!-Bow-down-before-my-majesty-or-be-smoten-by-my-wrath!---O</p>
  19. <p class="vriska">SC: ---I'm-just-messing-with-you,-it's-just-part-of-the-game.-That's-the-alchemiter,-you-can-use-it-to-make-stuff-later.---O</p>
  20. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Oscar-h. India- knew that-over.</p>
  21. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Hotel-ey, what the hell was that crash-over?
  22. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Hold-on,-I'll-check.---O
  23. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Well,-I've-got-good-news-and-bad-news.---O
  24. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Golf-ood news first-over?
  25. <p class="vriska">SC: ---The-game-can-progress-as-normal!---O
  26. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Tango-hat is good news-OVER!
  27. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Whiskey-hat's the bad news-over?
  28. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Do-you-like-your-Lusus-pancakes-with-or-without-syrup?---O
  29. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Whiskey-hat-over?
  30. <p class="vriska">SC: ---If-your-lusus-was-an-egg-it'd-be-a-scrambled-egg.---O
  31. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----oh.
  32. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Yeah---O
  33. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Right,-well-you-seem-to-have-a-good-deal-of-grist,-so-this-should-go-pretty-quickly.-Next-comes-the-Totem-Lathe,-it's-in-the-food-block.---O</p>
  34. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Whiskey-ow, that one's pretty funky lookin-over.</p>
  35. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Don't-worry,-it-gets-easier-to-understand-when-you-actually-do-it.-Now-march-soldier,-firing-range.-Now.---O</p>
  36. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Yankee-es ma'am-OVER!</p>
  37. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Oscar-h! India- haveta bash this thing really hard right-over?</p>
  38. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Alpha-firmative!-That's-an-order,-soldier!---O</p>
  39. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Let's-try-this-then.---O</p>
  40. <p class="vriska">SC: ---hope-you-don't-have-to-use-the-facilities-anytime-soon.---O</p>
  41. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----November-ot to question your tactics....but was that entirely necessary-over?</p>
  42. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Did-it-work?---O</p>
  43. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Yankee-ea, is this blue thing a totem-over?</p>
  44. <p class="vriska">SC: ---That's-a-kernelsprite,-and-if-it-works-and-the-facilities-weren't-an-immediate-concern,-then-it-wa-necessary.-Just-toss-your-lusus-into-it.---O</p>
  45. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Something-wrong,-soldier?---O</p>
  46. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Charlie-an you do it for me please ma'am. India-'m not sure if i can do that-over.</p>
  47. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Alright,-in-it-goes.---O</p>
  48. <p class="vriska">SC: ---You-will-be-haunted-by-the-spirit-of-one-ghost-this-holiday-night.---O</p>
  49. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Tango-hat's really kind of depressing ma'am. Whiskey-hat do you want me to do next-over?</p>
  50. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Ah,-right,-sorry.-You-see-that-timer?---O</p>
  51. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Tango-he countdown, yes. 6:32 and counting down, why-over?</p>
  52. <p class="vriska">SC: ---That's-how-long-you-have-to-live.---O</p>
  53. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Whiskey-Hotel-Alfa-Tango-?-OVER!</p>
  54. <p class="vriska">SC: ---There's-a-meteor-shower-about-to-destroy-the-whole-planet,-and-the-one-about-to-hit-your-hive-directly-is-6:31-away.---O</p>
  55. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Whiskey--what do India- do-over?</p>
  56. <p class="vriska">SC: ---behod-the-magic-of-this-machine,-besides-turning-your-lusus-into-your-sidekick/info-dumper.-Take-that-item-that-popped-out-of-the-machine.---O</p>
  57. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Hotel-ow's this thing gonna protect me from a giant meteor-over?</p>
  58. <p class="vriska">SC: ---It's-going-to-give-you-super-powers-and-glowing-golden-hair-that-defies-gravity.---O</p>
  59. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Naw,-that's-a-totem.---O</p>
  60. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----oookay? Sierra-o India- take this to the totem lathe right-over?</p>
  61. <p class="vriska">SC: ---That's-what-logic-would-dictate,-soldier!---O</p>
  62. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Uniform-h, it's not doing anything-over.</p>
  63. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Alright,-good-girl,-now-activate-the-lathe.---O</p>
  64. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----India-t's still not doing anything, India- even hit all the buttons-over.</p>
  65. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Right,-you'll-need-this.-I'll-bash-my-head-against-a-wall-later.---O</p>
  66. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Papa-lease don't punish yourself for my inadiquisy at operating this thing-OVER!</p>
  67. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Right,-so-lathe-the-totem-and-put-it-into-the-section-of-the-alchemiter-that-isn't-the-main-platform.---O</p>
  68. <p class="vriska">SC: ---You-see-that-thing-right-there?-Wreck-that-shit-like-everything-is-its-fault.---O</p>
  69. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Golf-ladly ma'am-OVER!</p>
  70. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Welcome-to-the-medium.---O</p>
  71. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Mike-y hive seems the same...Whiskey-ell, theres less fire and shaking-over.</p>
  72. <p class="vriska">SC: ---That's-a-good-thing.-Your-whole-hive-was-transported.---O</p>
  73. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Do-you-want-to-get-dressed,-or-are-you-more-comfortable-like-this?-Because-either-way,-it's-time-to-start-alchemizing.---O</p>
  74. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Whiskey-ell.....India-f it doesn't bother you at all...Lima-ets do some alchemizing-OVER!</p>
  75. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Oh-no,-it-doesn't-bother-me-in-the-slightest.-What-do-you-have-in-your-sylladex?---O</p>
  76. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Hotel-alf a box of ammo, and a burned prowler corpse. India-'ve also got my rifle and these bloody bandages. Tango-hough India- dont think taking them off would do me any good-over.</p>
  77. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Because-they're-still-open-wounds?---O</p>
  78. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Tango-hey aren't really bleeding anymore, but India- don't think uncovering them would do me any good what so ever-over.</p>
  79. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----India-f you really think it would help India- guess India- could-over.</p>
  80. <p class="vriska">SC: ---I'm-not-going-to-stop-you,-soldier.---O</p>
  81. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Sierra-o how does all this work ma'am?</p>
  82. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Enemies-have-invaded-the-base.-Repeat,-enemies-in-base.---O</p>
  83. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Foxtrot-uckers in my base?!?!? India-'ll blast em so full of holes they'll look like...well, India- dunno! Sierra-omething with lots of holes-OVER!</p>
  84. <p class="vriska">SC: ---They'll-look-like-punched-cards?---O</p>
  85. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Yankee-ea-OVER!</p>
  86. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Oscar-k, India- killed a buch of them! but whenever India- try to pick up the pretty rocks they drop they all just dissapear-over.</p>
  87. <p class="vriska">SC: ---They-disappear-into-an-inventory-of-materials.-Those-rocks-are-used-to-make-stuff.---O</p>
  88. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Oscar-k? India- don't really understand, but whatever-over.</p>
  89. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Sierra-o, does that mean India- get to make stuff now-over?</p>
  90. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Not-yet,-you-need-another-machine-first.---O</p>
  91. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Install-this,-you're-going-to-need-it.---O</p>
  92. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Golf-risttorrent? Oscar-k, installing now. Whiskey-hat's it do-over?</p>
  93. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Gives-us-access-to-eachothers-grists---O</p>
  94. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----ok cool! Sierra-o then now can India- make stuff-over?</p>
  95. <p class="vriska">SC: ---You-know-your-sylladex-cards?---O</p>
  96. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Mike-mhmm-over?</p>
  97. <p class="vriska">SC: ---the-punchcard-designex-punches-specific-holes-in-cards-that-can-be-used-to-make-totem-lathes-that-make-and-combine-items.---O</p>
  98. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Alfa-wesome! Bravo-ut wait, won't India- need more card thingies? India- can only take out mine if they're attached to an item-over.</p>
  99. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Stockpiling-cards-woud-have-probably-been-a-good-idea-at-some-point,-but-I-suppose-so.-What-do-you-mean-by-attached?---O</p>
  100. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----India- can only get the card itself if India- have an item in the card. India- can't just take out empty cards for some reason-over.</p>
  101. <p class="vriska">SC: ---You-need-cards-with-items-in-them.---O</p>
  102. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Sierra-ooo, India- put the card with the prowler in the punchy thingy...and then take it to the lathe-over.</p>
  103. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Delta-o India- use the old totem or can India- make a new one?</p>
  104. <p class="vriska">SC: ---New-one?-I-haven't-done-a-lot-of-alchemizing-admittedly.-Also,-you-can-combine-items-by-using-two-overlapping-punched-cards-at-once.---O</p>
  105. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----India- wonder...do ya think prowler plus rifle equals anything cool-over?</p>
  106. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Living-things-seem-to-cost-a-ridiculous-sum.---O</p>
  107. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----November-ope, it's dead-over.</p>
  108. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Then-it'd-probably-be-a-corpse-with-a-gun-sticking-out-of-it,-or-a-corpse-that-fires-bullets.---O</p>
  109. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Alfa-www, India- was hoping for something cool-over.</p>
  110. <p class="vriska">SC: ---There's-a-lot-of-cool-things-you-can-make.-Don't-be-sad,-think-of-all-the-awesome-things-you-can-make!-Like-bullets-that-ricochet-or-an-arm-cannon-or-something.---O</p>
  111. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Yankee-ou're right ma'am, sorry for being so depressing! India-'m just not really sure what to combine-over.</p>
  112. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Well,-combining-your-bandages-with-bullets-would-either-create-useless-ammo-or-maybe-healing-bullets?-I-dunno,-we'll-have-to-see-what-else-you-can-captchalogue.---O</p>
  113. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----India-'ll run around and grab some stuff-OVER!</p>
  114. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Alright!-Looks-like-you-have-some-stuff-now,-almost-installed?---O</p>
  115. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Alright,-now-can-you-take-some-of-my-shale?---O</p>
  116. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----India-f it's ok with you. Alfa-lrighty, it's downloading. Alfa-nd India- got some stuff to combine-OVER!</p>
  117. <p class="vriska">SC: ---List-your-inventory,-soldier!---O</p>
  118. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Oscar-ne Mike-oniter, one fresh coat, one shovel, a pair of gloves, and two boxes of tracer rounds for my rifle-OVER!</p>
  119. <p class="vriska">SC: ---What-kind-abstrata-do-you-have-besides-riflekind?---O</p>
  120. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Uniform-m, India- only ever learned how to use the rifle....Sierra-orry ma'am-over.</p>
  121. <p class="vriska">SC: ---That's-fine.-You've-almost-got-the-grist,-and-then-I'll-deploy-the-machine.---O</p>
  122. <p class="vriska">SC: ---There's-an-imp-behind-you.---O</p>
  123. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Foxtrot-ucking imps. Sierra-neaky little bastards they are-over.</p>
  124. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Indeed,-try-dealing-with-the-black-fuckers-when-your-world-is-pitch-black.---O</p>
  125. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Well,-here's-the-punch-card-designex.---O</p>
  126. <p class="nepeta">BA: &lt;-----Sierra-ounds like a real pain ma'am, and thank you-OVER!</p>
  127. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Affirmative,-now-try-alchemizing-some-items,-I'll-stand-watch.---O</p>
  128. <p class="nepeta"><span class="nepeta">bellatorAccorder [BA] </span><span class="black">gave up trolling </span><span class="vriska">superiorCochlear [SC] </span></p>
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