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  1. (Context: Mid-match my computer force-upgraded to Windows 10 and took just about an hour to do so. Right as I got back up and running, Showdown triggered Endless Battle Clause and kicked me. What follows is the resolution to the situation.)
  2.  
  3. [9/30/2016 7:14:40 PM] JL_muserwolves: Now what
  4. [9/30/2016 7:14:57 PM] James R. Frotten: now we wait
  5. [9/30/2016 7:15:09 PM] SnakeWrangler: yeah you can rejoin just fine
  6. [9/30/2016 7:15:16 PM] JL_muserwolves: So I'll stay logged? Okay cool
  7. [9/30/2016 7:15:22 PM] JL_muserwolves: Making sure
  8. [9/30/2016 7:16:26 PM] JL_muserwolves: Yup, Windows forcing an update on me
  9. [9/30/2016 7:16:43 PM] kesha: that happened to me
  10. [9/30/2016 7:16:52 PM] kesha: and then not long later it destroyed my laptop
  11. [9/30/2016 7:17:01 PM] kesha: rip jl
  12. [9/30/2016 7:17:13 PM] JL_muserwolves: Oh boy lol
  13. [9/30/2016 7:17:24 PM] Serranade: GloriousNarwhal: have you been dowloading boobs again jl
  14. [9/30/2016 7:17:35 PM] JL_muserwolves: At least I can pass the time
  15. [9/30/2016 7:18:14 PM] James R. Frotten: nice pogeymans
  16. [9/30/2016 7:18:52 PM] Phoenix Roost: That reminds me. I keep meaning to try out PKMN TCG Online.
  17. [9/30/2016 7:24:29 PM] JL_muserwolves: Gonna be a bit :/
  18.  
  19. [9/30/2016 7:33:29 PM] SnakeWrangler: zzz
  20. [9/30/2016 7:33:38 PM] JL_muserwolves: 13%
  21. [9/30/2016 7:33:45 PM] Rhetco: wow thats slow
  22. [9/30/2016 7:33:51 PM] SnakeWrangler: I'm glad my laptop didn't force the update on me
  23. [9/30/2016 7:33:52 PM] Narwhal: regigigas will make it all better
  24. [9/30/2016 7:33:55 PM] SnakeWrangler: I just said "no update later"
  25. [9/30/2016 7:33:57 PM] Rhetco: snek fight me in randbats
  26. [9/30/2016 7:34:08 PM] SnakeWrangler: ok
  27. [9/30/2016 7:34:14 PM] Serranade: longest
  28. [9/30/2016 7:34:15 PM] Serranade: fite
  29. [9/30/2016 7:34:16 PM] Serranade: ever
  30. [9/30/2016 7:34:19 PM] Serranade: thanks windows 10
  31. [9/30/2016 7:34:23 PM] JL_muserwolves: "this will take a while" "your PC will restart several times"
  32.  
  33. [9/30/2016 7:56:33 PM] Doesnt: i showered in the time it took jl's computer to update
  34. [9/30/2016 7:57:05 PM] SnakeWrangler: windows 10 updates super slow
  35.  
  36. [9/30/2016 8:32:34 PM] Narwhal: "JL_muserwolf forfeited." oh
  37. [9/30/2016 8:32:49 PM] SnakeWrangler: uh
  38. [9/30/2016 8:32:58 PM] JL_muserwolves: oh good timing
  39. [9/30/2016 8:32:58 PM] Serranade: oh
  40. [9/30/2016 8:33:01 PM] JL_muserwolves: because
  41. [9/30/2016 8:33:10 PM] JL_muserwolves: I LITERALLY just got back in
  42. [9/30/2016 8:33:12 PM] Serranade: so uh
  43. [9/30/2016 8:33:12 PM] James R. Frotten: well that fucking sucks
  44. [9/30/2016 8:33:15 PM] JL_muserwolves: I'm live again
  45. [9/30/2016 8:33:20 PM] Tomahawk Draconaut: endless battle clause activated
  46. [9/30/2016 8:33:22 PM] SnakeWrangler: welp
  47. [9/30/2016 8:33:25 PM] Rhetco: thanks windows 10
  48. [9/30/2016 8:33:37 PM] Serranade: do we try the battle again because computer problems? or do we just shrug and say "welp"?
  49. [9/30/2016 8:33:46 PM] SnakeWrangler: I really don't want to try that whole thing again
  50. [9/30/2016 8:33:47 PM] James R. Frotten: well let's ask the commissioner---wait
  51. [9/30/2016 8:33:56 PM] Doesnt: nice
  52. [9/30/2016 8:34:18 PM | Edited 8:34:43 PM] Doesnt: that conclusion is
  53. [9/30/2016 8:34:19 PM] JL_muserwolves: I hate you windowssss
  54. [9/30/2016 8:34:22 PM] Doesnt: really awkward
  55. [9/30/2016 8:34:36 PM] Serranade: it is
  56. [9/30/2016 8:34:44 PM] Serranade: u-turn into wall of text
  57. [9/30/2016 8:34:46 PM] Serranade: into forfeit
  58. [9/30/2016 8:34:48 PM] Rhetco: yeah that still could have gone either way
  59.  
  60. [9/30/2016 8:49:27 PM] Rhetco: honestly i doubt geo would be able to make an accurate conclusion from that
  61. [9/30/2016 8:49:36 PM] Rhetco: it was such an awkward spot for the fight to end
  62. [9/30/2016 8:49:51 PM] Doesnt: yeah
  63. [9/30/2016 8:50:05 PM] Doesnt: i have more information than either player now
  64. [9/30/2016 8:50:10 PM] Doesnt: and it's still confusing as fuck
  65. [9/30/2016 8:50:17 PM] Rhetco: like if youre not going to try for another fight
  66. [9/30/2016 8:50:29 PM] Doesnt: i think it was in jl's favor though
  67. [9/30/2016 8:50:36 PM] Rhetco: the best i could imagine would just be to theory what move jl and snake would have done on turn 30
  68. [9/30/2016 8:50:43 PM] Rhetco: cause that would have likely decided the game
  69. [9/30/2016 8:50:45 PM] Doesnt: if he accurate sniffed out snake's sets and played conservatively
  70. [9/30/2016 8:50:50 PM] Doesnt: snake could not have won
  71. [9/30/2016 8:50:57 PM] Doesnt: the best snake had was a 50/50
  72. [9/30/2016 8:51:05 PM] Doesnt: yeah
  73. [9/30/2016 8:51:26 PM] Doesnt: snake said he was going to garchomp
  74. [9/30/2016 8:51:30 PM] Doesnt: both of you PM me your moves
  75. [9/30/2016 8:51:34 PM] Doesnt: and i will try to make a call
  76. [9/30/2016 8:52:08 PM] Doesnt: if we want to do it that way
  77.  
  78. [9/30/2016 8:54:37 PM] Rhetco: depending on the garchomp set any of jl's possible plays could have been favourable or a game loss
  79. [9/30/2016 8:54:46 PM] I poop just like everyone else: also what matchup you guys talkin bout
  80. [9/30/2016 8:54:50 PM] Rem (Gaius): snake v jl
  81. [9/30/2016 8:54:58 PM] Rem (Gaius): jl's pc restarted and it made him forf
  82. [9/30/2016 8:55:02 PM] Rem (Gaius): at a very awkward spot
  83. [9/30/2016 8:55:02 PM] JL_muserwolves: my computer restarted halfway -- yeah
  84. [9/30/2016 8:55:12 PM] JL_muserwolves: it would have been fine
  85. [9/30/2016 8:55:18 PM] JL_muserwolves: except! it was a major win10 update
  86. [9/30/2016 8:55:21 PM] Tomahawk Draconaut: snake sent out an illegal forced win10 update
  87. [9/30/2016 8:55:24 PM] SnakeWrangler: oops
  88.  
  89. [9/30/2016 9:01:25 PM] JL_muserwolves: ah! okay
  90. [9/30/2016 9:01:33 PM] Doesnt: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-448439806
  91. [9/30/2016 9:01:38 PM] Doesnt: game link if you want to look at the state
  92. [9/30/2016 9:01:56 PM] Doesnt: snake has told me his move since he spent the hour staring at it and thinking (drunk)
  93.  
  94. [9/30/2016 9:02:03 PM] Doesnt: he goes to garchomp
  95. [9/30/2016 9:02:05 PM] Doesnt: on the u-turn
  96.  
  97. [9/30/2016 9:03:26 PM] Rem (Gaius): http://prntscr.com/cofmxg
  98. [9/30/2016 9:07:05 PM] SnakeWrangler: well...?
  99. [9/30/2016 9:07:57 PM] JL_muserwolves: he's figuring something out
  100. [9/30/2016 9:08:15 PM] Doesnt: i have input from both but it does not resolve immediately
  101. [9/30/2016 9:08:20 PM] SnakeWrangler: gr8
  102. [9/30/2016 9:09:14 PM] A Sneaky Asain: noice
  103. [9/30/2016 9:09:17 PM] SnakeWrangler: there was pretty much only one move I could've made to win in any scenario, so...
  104. [9/30/2016 9:09:22 PM] SnakeWrangler: if I didn't hit it then I lost
  105. [9/30/2016 9:09:32 PM] Tomahawk Draconaut: fire blast?
  106.  
  107. [9/30/2016 9:09:35 PM] Doesnt: ok
  108. [9/30/2016 9:09:40 PM] Doesnt: jl switches to mew
  109. [9/30/2016 9:09:47 PM] Doesnt: garchomp uses eq
  110. [9/30/2016 9:09:51 PM] Doesnt: rolls 5 for variation and crits
  111. [9/30/2016 9:09:52 PM] Rem (Gaius): http://prntscr.com/cofoak
  112. [9/30/2016 9:09:54 PM] Doesnt: seriously
  113. [9/30/2016 9:09:57 PM] Doesnt: i rolled a 16
  114. [9/30/2016 9:10:15 PM] Doesnt: so mew eats
  115. [9/30/2016 9:10:21 PM] Doesnt: 59%
  116. [9/30/2016 9:10:25 PM] SnakeWrangler: oh
  117. [9/30/2016 9:10:26 PM] SnakeWrangler: wow
  118. [9/30/2016 9:10:48 PM] Doesnt: putting it at 16%
  119. [9/30/2016 9:10:58 PM] Doesnt: pm me next moves
  120. [9/30/2016 9:12:19 PM] Doesnt: also garchomp still has a life orb so it goes to 61%
  121.  
  122. [9/30/2016 9:12:25 PM] Doesnt: ok i have moves
  123. [9/30/2016 9:12:30 PM] Doesnt: garchomp uses dragon claw and mew dies
  124. [9/30/2016 9:12:51 PM] Doesnt: garchomp's life orb takes it to 51%
  125.  
  126. [9/30/2016 9:13:10 PM] Rhetco: i am enjoying this pokemon dnd live session
  127. [9/30/2016 9:13:18 PM] Doesnt: lol
  128. [9/30/2016 9:13:20 PM] SnakeWrangler: ARR PEE GEE
  129. [9/30/2016 9:13:24 PM] Rem (Gaius): i meant that snake's sexier without clothes
  130. [9/30/2016 9:13:35 PM] SnakeWrangler: o...
  131. [9/30/2016 9:13:41 PM] Tomahawk Draconaut: stranger danger
  132. [9/30/2016 9:13:42 PM] Doesnt: rotom-w comes in
  133. [9/30/2016 9:13:46 PM] Doesnt: next turn
  134.  
  135. [9/30/2016 9:15:01 PM] JL_muserwolves: this is a good resolution either way
  136. [9/30/2016 9:15:02 PM] Doesnt: snake switches to mega scizor
  137. [9/30/2016 9:15:10 PM] Doesnt: rotom-w uses hydro pump, it hits, scizor dies
  138. [9/30/2016 9:15:30 PM] Doesnt: snake sends in lanturn
  139. [9/30/2016 9:15:34 PM] Doesnt: next turn
  140.  
  141. [9/30/2016 9:16:08 PM] Rem (Gaius): no it's a WLIIA joke
  142. [9/30/2016 9:17:23 PM] Doesnt: rotom-w uses hydro pump
  143. [9/30/2016 9:17:25 PM] Doesnt: hits but does not crit
  144. [9/30/2016 9:17:47 PM] Doesnt: deals 25%
  145. [9/30/2016 9:18:00 PM] Doesnt: lanturn survives with 4%
  146. [9/30/2016 9:18:13 PM] Doesnt: lanturn uses volt switch
  147. [9/30/2016 9:18:30 PM] Doesnt: does not crit
  148. [9/30/2016 9:18:52 PM] Doesnt: deals 37% to rotom-w
  149. [9/30/2016 9:19:03 PM] Doesnt: bringing it to 25%
  150. [9/30/2016 9:19:13 PM] Doesnt: snake sends in garchomp
  151. [9/30/2016 9:19:16 PM] Doesnt: next turn
  152.  
  153. [9/30/2016 9:19:37 PM] Spooknik96: it's your fault I died debbie
  154. [9/30/2016 9:21:05 PM] Doesnt: ok
  155. [9/30/2016 9:21:36 PM] Doesnt: jl switches to chesnaught
  156. [9/30/2016 9:21:45 PM] Doesnt: garchomp uses dragon claw
  157. [9/30/2016 9:21:50 PM] Doesnt: does not crit, hits for 51%
  158. [9/30/2016 9:21:59 PM] Doesnt: bringing chesnaught to 11%
  159. [9/30/2016 9:22:07 PM | Edited 9:22:20 PM] Doesnt: garchomp's LO takes it down to 41%
  160. [9/30/2016 9:22:16 PM] Doesnt: fixed
  161. [9/30/2016 9:22:20 PM] Tomahawk Draconaut: I thought it was already at oh
  162. [9/30/2016 9:22:22 PM] Doesnt: this is hard ;-;
  163. [9/30/2016 9:22:24 PM] Doesnt: next turn
  164.  
  165. [9/30/2016 9:23:58 PM] Rem (Gaius): arby's
  166. [9/30/2016 9:24:17 PM] Doesnt: ok actually
  167. [9/30/2016 9:24:21 PM] Doesnt: chesnaught's salac activates
  168. [9/30/2016 9:24:27 PM] Doesnt: because it is at 11%
  169. [9/30/2016 9:24:32 PM] JL_muserwolves: BELLY HYPE
  170. [9/30/2016 9:24:35 PM] Doesnt: i think it's obvious how this ends now
  171. [9/30/2016 9:24:43 PM] Tomahawk Draconaut: 2-0
  172. [9/30/2016 9:24:47 PM] SnakeWrangler: you're kidding me
  173. [9/30/2016 9:24:49 PM | Removed 9:25:19 PM] Rem, the Meido Asain from Arby's: This message has been removed.
  174. [9/30/2016 9:24:55 PM] Doesnt: actually nvm
  175. [9/30/2016 9:25:04 PM] Doesnt: gimme both your moves
  176. [9/30/2016 9:25:08 PM] Doesnt: crowd be quiet
  177. [9/30/2016 9:25:41 PM] Doesnt: ok
  178. [9/30/2016 9:26:49 PM] Doesnt: ok
  179. [9/30/2016 9:26:53 PM] Doesnt: chesnaught uses seed bomb
  180. [9/30/2016 9:27:00 PM] Doesnt: does not crit (12)
  181. [9/30/2016 9:27:29 PM] Doesnt: does 34% to the garchomp
  182. [9/30/2016 9:27:33 PM] Doesnt: garchomp dclaws, both parties die
  183. [9/30/2016 9:27:38 PM] Rem, the Meido Asain from Arby's: oh shit
  184. [9/30/2016 9:27:43 PM] Doesnt: it is now rotom-w against lanturn
  185. [9/30/2016 9:27:46 PM] Doesnt: give me moves
  186.  
  187. [9/30/2016 9:28:21 PM] Doesnt: lanturn uses hidden power ice
  188. [9/30/2016 9:28:25 PM] Doesnt: deals 8% minimum
  189. [9/30/2016 9:28:27 PM] Doesnt: jl wins
  190. [9/30/2016 9:28:36 PM] Doesnt: 1-0
  191. [9/30/2016 9:28:37 PM] SnakeWrangler: you mean rotom
  192. [9/30/2016 9:28:39 PM] Doesnt: er
  193. [9/30/2016 9:28:40 PM] Doesnt: rotom
  194. [9/30/2016 9:28:42 PM] Doesnt: sorry
  195. [9/30/2016 9:28:44 PM] Doesnt: jwaeifj;slfj
  196. [9/30/2016 9:28:45 PM] JL_muserwolves: success
  197.  
  198. [9/30/2016 9:28:47 PM] Rem, the Meido Asain from Arby's: nice
  199. [9/30/2016 9:28:47 PM] Doesnt: yeah
  200. [9/30/2016 9:28:50 PM] SnakeWrangler: damn
  201. [9/30/2016 9:28:51 PM] JL_muserwolves: gg snake
  202. [9/30/2016 9:28:59 PM] JL_muserwolves: and thank you for doing that doesnt
  203. [9/30/2016 9:28:59 PM] Rem, the Meido Asain from Arby's: well thanks for that doesnt
  204. [9/30/2016 9:29:00 PM] SnakeWrangler: yeah gg
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