To Cum Inside a Rainbow

 "You cheated... Besides didn't your mama ever tell you ya can't kill a rainbow? And next time you see a rainbow in the sky- that's me, coming to your hoooouse! ... Dumb***"

  Anon was too miserable and exhausted to feel exhilaration over the victory after hours upon hours of trial. He gazed at the half-full bottle of some shitty German beer he got for dirt cheap, and for celebration's sake chugged the rest of it. It was late, absurdly late in the evening, and it was only then he'd looked at the tacky island-themed alarm clock on top of his desk he'd realized he'd been trying to beat this stupid rainbow bitch for almost six straight hours. He could have been going on a hike, or shitposting on 4chan, or watching Garfield 2: A Tale of Two Kitties on DVD, or literally anything that isn't spending an absurdly large portion of his life playing the cruelly difficult update to a spinoff of a meme jump scare franchise for hours at a time. This was what his life had become. He grabbed another beer. The alcohol content was barely present, but he'd had enough he was slowly starting to feel it, and the taste of piss was oddly refreshing given the suffering he'd endure at the hands of Jimbo Nuggletron's Rainbow Amalgamation.

 He'd lost control of his life. He brought the bottle to his lips, and attempted to chug it. A hiccup interrupted him from downing the entire bottle like a badass. Oh well, there's plenty more attempts where that came from. He passed out at his desk at some point, hard to pinpoint when exactly. All he knew was when he felt reality slowly pull him from his intoxicated slumber, the thumping nuisance of a hangover was throbbing his temples. He groaned, the room far too bright to deal with, and blindly waltzed to the kitchen nook of his grody apartment for painkillers-

  "Wow! What a trainwreck, I can see you're as big of a failure in home decor as you are in video games!" a beaming voice backed the negative comment, Anon dropped the four red pills in his hand to the dirty tile beneath him, jerking his head to his front door to see-

  "No. Fuck this. I'm going back to bed." Anon threw his hands up, crushing the painkillers underfoot, and turned away. There were a good amount of issues he was willing to put up with on a daily basis. Not having a girlfriend, a dead end job, having to input passwords with his xbox controller from time to time, losing his car keys, but no. He was most likely hallucinating or dreaming, but it didn't matter. He refused, REFUSED to accept that a goddamn rainbow with round black eyes, a disgustingly saccharine smile with awkwardly shaped teeth, and puffs of some sort of cottony, levitating clouds wrapped around the rainbow's colorful form was currently bobbing in place in his hallway.

 "-What, hey, what are you doing? I'm talking to you, moron!" The voice cried back, indignant.

 The shadowy silhouette of Anon's middle finger was the only response she received. Her eye twitched, her smile thinning and growing crooked- this son of a-

  "Hey dumb***, don't you remember what I said? I said I was coming for your house, don't you turn your back-"

  "-Oh my God, did you really just fucking censor yourself? Is this Gaia? What the fuck. No. Fuck this, I'm going to bed. Go away." Anon pointed to the door. The Rainbow lost her composure for just a second, her clouds grew heavy and gray, a sharp bang made Anon jump, a tiny blast of lightning setting a small portion of the carpet aflame.

  "I can't help that I was programmed that way, idiot! You're not going to ignore me after humiliating me in game like that after I traveled all the way between mediums to get here, d***it! ... Are you serious!? I can't even say that!?" Rainbow spat in rage. Anon would have been more upset if her spit wasn't what appeared to be rainwater. Which made sense, considering.

  "You're humiliated? You wasted half my goddamn night. Go on, shoo. Go back to your piss poor spinoff."

  That broke the camel's back.

  "All right wise guy, I was just gonna rough you up a bit, but now you made me mad!" the Rainbow pouted, before Anon could respond a bright white blast shot from her mouth with a deafening crack, nailing him in the chest.

  "Ow, what the fuck!?"

  "W-what? Why are you not dead? I killed you!"

  Anon was looking down in shock at the small welt growing on his chest. He was shirtless tonight, and the laser had felt like a particularly weak paintball had burst on him. It was enough to bring back a roulette of angry smacks against his keyboard as similar lasers had ripped victory from his hands time and time again.

  "Alright fine, listen here Jimbo, if you're not gonna leave, then I'm keeping my eye on you."

   "Ha! Like you could threaten me, that's adorable, big bad- Hey! Hey! Let go, those are sensitive, what are you-"

   Anon used his arms to grab where the clouds were thickest, and true to his expectations, they appeared to be some sort of solid, cottony substance, the rainbow that composed her body also seemed to be slightly solid. Enough to feel moist and give the slightest degree of resistance. Were he to squeeze, which he was as she was struggling, he could phase through the bright array of colors slightly. Rainbow's face, levitating around the center of her wispy, colorful form, was staring hateful daggers at him.

  "Get in here. Try any of that laser shit and I'm sucking you up the vacuum cleaner."

   "You son of a b-mff!" A mouthful of pillow cut her off as Anon gracelessly tossed her onto his bed. He didn't know if she could operate a doorknob and didn't care to chance it.

 Clik!

  He locked the door, couldn't have this bizarre whatever-it-is raiding his fridge or breaking his glassware. As he turned around, he saw the Rainbow had backed to the far corner of the bed away from him. He idly kicked a beer on the floor aside. To his surprised, she jerked back a bit further.

 "What's your problem?"

  "Don't you do it! I'm warning you- I'm dangerous, I'll kill you if you try it-"

 "Try what?" Anon scratched his temple.

  "Don't play coy with me, I saw you lock the door, you're angry at my game, and you're going to-to take advantage of me, you freak! You're disgusting, you know that? Trying to rape a Rainbow!" She shot him an accusing stare. Anon arched an eyebrow.

  "Why would I do that? You're a goofy rainbow. I don't want you fucking with my stuff. Now quiet down, I want to go to bed and I don't want to look at you."

  Rainbow's transparent cheeks flared pink, seething as Anon slowly staggered to the other side of the bed, tossing one leg up, then the other before collapsing onto the mattress.

  "AND JUST WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?"

  "Christ! You're so loud-"

  Rainbow realized she might have... overestimated her abilities in the real world- but dammit, she was a beautiful creation. A representation from God Himself that He could drown the entire world at the snap of his fingers, and the Promise He would do it again. Rainbows were an Omen, to be feared and treated with respect and worship- and this-this-

  "You should feel honored to even be in the same room as ME. I'm Nature's finest beauty, I'm the Game Master, and YOU are some pitiful loser who thinks he's above me!?" she exclaimed incredulously. "Are you brain-dead or something?"

  "Are you going to shut up or am I going to have to make you shut up? I have to get up early tomorrow." Anon turned away from her, grumbling to himself.

  "Not until you take it back! I'm not going to let some deformed ape insult my gorgeous physique! Wake up, idiot!" Rainbow was yelling, her volume matched her ego. Anon was clenching his fist. Punching girls ain't right. Even if they are rainbows, that's how mama raised him. But... Temptation was there.

  "So what? You fishing for compliments now? Take a hike."

  "Compliments!? You listen here, buster-" a wind whistled through the air around Rainbow's clouds, she whisked Anon's blanket away, forcing him to sit up, displeasure clear on his expression. "Just because I can't kill you doesn't mean you can just bully me around either- if you don't start shaping up I will dedicate every second of my eternal life to filling your life with so many inconveniences you won't be able to stand it!"

  "Like what? You're a fucking cartoon Rainbow."

  She stared at him, bewildered at his gall, before whipping her cloud forward, knocking over his beloved tacky island alarm clock, it shattered on the floor. Anon shot her a dirty look.

  "You son a bitch, I got that from Hawaii and everything-"

  "And look at all these lovely video games and expensive anime girl figurines and model airplanes you have, would be a shame if something were to happen to them too~" She lowered her eyelids, her teasing grin growing nastier by the minute.

  "Alright-alright, I take it back, Christ you're obnoxious."

  "That is NOT good enough." the Rainbow hmmph'd, tossing her gaze to the ceiling. Anon grit his teeth to the point of breaking skin.

  "Then what WOULD be good enough, your Highness."

  "Well for one, tell me how beautiful my colors are and then maybe, maybe I'll forgive you."

  "You are garbage."

  "Whoops!" Shattering noises. "Hope that wasn't too importaaaant." She sang.

  "Fucking- Fine. You have... uh... really pretty... a really pretty color scheme?" Anon fumbled over his words. She was a fucking cartoon rainbow, how the Hell do you compliment something so abstract? Rainbow brought a puffy cloud to her 'cheek', judging him.

  "Hm... Nope, not good enough, sorry Sport!" Another wind, and his priceless (in emotional value) Danny DeVito statue was starting to shake- She was going to destroy everything!

  Drastic times called for drastic measures.

   "Goodbye pricel-Mmf! Mmmf!?"

  It wasn't so much a kiss as a headbutt mixed with a bite, but lips still connected as Anon interrupted her from destroying yet another of his belongings by pressing his lips against hers and biting hard. Her eyes shot open, a shocked pink starting to filter its way into her color scheme and down her individual rays of color. Anon braced for a laser shot somewhere delicate in response- he didn't get it. Pain came in a different form, her lips twisting around his own, deftly pulling her bottom lip from the teeth he sunk into her, digging her own teeth into him. Hers were larger, and for such a cute looking face she was far less delicate than he was. The warm sensation of blood trickling down his chin was prevalent as sharp pain shot through his bottom lip.

  "Ah!" He cried out, but the Rainbow ignored him, using a billowing gust and a wave of clouds to press him against his mattress, her eyes staring uncomfortably deep into his own, tugging his lip back after another exchange of tongue to the point he feared ripping, her breath was abnormally fresh, and her tongue and mouth dripping wet. It was only when he began to pale from lack of oxygen she finally ripped her mouth away from his, panting thick fog as Anon struggled to catch his breath.

  "Wow, you suck- haah, at kissing, Anon!" She grinned, her eyes narrowed maliciously. blood dribbled from Anon's lip to his chest. His arms were firm against the sides of the mattress, himself too surprised to decide where to put them. Rainbow rolled her eyes.

  "Geez Anon... This the first time you ever touched a lady, you started it, so hold me."

  "Oh my God, you're serious, aren't you-"

  "Aren't you?" Crooked teeth sunk into a sleazy grin from the Rainbow. Anon felt a tingle trickle down his neck to his spine, one he wish he didn't respond to with more anticipation than disgust.

  "Fuck it, it's all a dream anyways." Anon grunted, reaching for the thickest looking clouds (slightly grayed with the moisture filling them) and squeezing them into his hands with a vicious grip. The cottony material caved under his fingers, rainwater trickling down his fingers-Rainbow's moan turned to an interested growl.

 "Mmn- Oh yeah, that's the ****... Looks like you DO have some balls on you after all. Somewhere. Congratulations!" She was testing him, he knew that much. She wasn't exactly a complicated sort of character, she wanted a reaction.

  May as well give her one.

  "Woah! Oh, look at the big boy go..." Rainbow giggled meanly as two hands pushed back, struggling against her not quite physical form to pin her to the pillow, pulling her puffy clouds with him. She nearly squealed when he grabbed them earlier, it wasn't rocket science to deduce what should come next.

  Zip- Her eyes lit up, momentary surprise quickly replaced by a malicious giggle at Anon's exposure.

  "Let me guess, you're a grower, not a shower?"

  "You'll find out." Anon grunted, doing his best not to fluster, any humiliation on his face would no doubt be met with a barrage of smug insults and humiliation. He let his pants fall to his ankles, then his undergarments. Rainbow watched as he continued stripping with a bemused smirk, a roulette of confidence-destroying quips rolling through her mind.

 -Oh, that's a good one, she thought, and parted her lips to keep the banter flowing.

  "-And here I thought I was- Woah! Oh ****-"

  Anon felt a pleasant heat in his chest for predicting her mark, grabbing where the clouds were thickest and wettest and jerking the Rainbow towards him. There wasn't any obvious hole to fuck, but given the almost cotton-candy like structure of the clouds, that shouldn't be a problem. He cut her off, forcing his cock to the hilt inside of her, he slipped in easier than expected, penetrating up to his waist in cloud, it was curiously warm inside, he could feel water vapor matting his hips, his balls, all over him. Rainbow clearly felt it, her eyes lulling as she gasped for air, each gasp the flowing, wet masses within her clouds would constrict, tightening, rubbing- for such a bitch she felt incredible from the inside. She couldn't recover in time to wipe the drool dripping from her lower lip, Anon giving her a smug grin. squeezing her pillowy mass to the point of tearing with his hands while his cock rested deep inside of her.

  "Oh, **** you." Rainbow huffed, struggling to regain her 'footing'.

  "That's the plan." Anon mused, thrusting out, then back into her with just as much violent force. She'd taken to biting into her lip to cover the moans that threatened to escape her invisible throat, leaving only weak squeaks and squeals as Anon's cock filled her, each impact causing a small shower of warm, wet rain to soak the sheets beneath her. Another thrust, the bed creaked loudly, Anon was gritting his teeth, Rainbow's head was flurried with pleasure she had no intent of owning up to or confessing to. Especially not after the humiliation from before. She'd have to endure it, make sure Anon lost control before she did, then she could torment him all night long. She licked her teeth, ooh, that was a fantastic sounding prospect.

  "Are you just going to hold it in there or are you actually going to start thrusting faster than a geriatric, moron? Is this your first time inside anything that you didn't buy from Jlist?" She grinned, her glowing cheeks betraying her feelings, her 'body' even moreso- Every gasp and moan would force the clouds beneath her to fill more and more, and she'd have to constrict to keep from storming, doing so this early was too humiliating to think about. It was a tactical advantage for the Rainbow, as each constriction forced the soft fluff inside of her to tighten like a vice around Anon's shaft mid-thrust, tickling every centimeter of flesh on his cock, eliciting a shudder from him.

  Another vicious thrust, Anon's hand smacked against the clouds, too much moisture drizzled from her, she lost control, crying out- This was bad, she needed a hook to level the playing field.

  "You... You never answered me, loser, is this your f-first time?" she panted, gazing down at the pillar slamming inside of her, visibly smacking her from inside through her semi-transparent clouds. 'Oh God no, that's hot, don't look, don't look, don't look', she chided herself.

  "O-Of course not, shut up and let me fuck you." Anon grunted in retort, but the way he stuttered and glanced away for just the briefest second told her exactly what she needed to know. She beamed in excitement at a new sore spot to prod.

  "Pfft, don't feel bad Anon, in that case I should go easy on you, on account of well-" She paused, staring into his eyes, Anon's expression was losing its edge fast- he had to pick up that she was scheming. He tried to focus on thrusting harder to throw her off track, she tightened herself up, enough to try and slow him down at the cost of her condensed clouds intensifying the sensation of fullness inside of her. She'd have to endure it, just a bit longer.

  "-You being a sensitive, nervous..." Anon swallowed dryly, goddammit, she was wet, soaked, don't let her- She mouthed the word before she whispered them, like it was a dark secret between the two of them, that sort of faux friendship that struck right through the chest like an arrow.

  "-viiiiirgin." She smiled pleasantly, then with an 'ooh!', her grin grew even larger. Anon was sweating, and for good reason. Internally, his thoughts could be read as follows: fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Rainbow's laughter was genuine.

  "Oh my GOD- ha ha!! You just- you just THROBBED when I called you a virgin, don't tell me Anon-" she had to catch her breath as Anon felt himself lose any and all control of the playing field. He nearly yelped as she gripped herself around his shaft with force he didn't think a cloud could muster as she jerked her wavy form forward, her lips to his ear as she whispered in sadistic glee.

  "-That you're a masochist?" She exhaled, thick fog filling Anon's lungs and nostrils, he couldn't respond, he was too petrified. The air in the room felt choking and heavy. Sweat trickled down his face. He winced as he felt an unnervingly long tongue lap it up from his cheek, responding in a judging, sultry whisper that sent shivers down his spine in all the wrong ways.

  "Well then, little boy, weren't you going to **** me? Get to work!" Another constriction, Anon could feel pre start to leak, and-Oh God the clouds were swirling, smearing it along his tip- He gasped, trying to fight it long enough to thrust. Rainbow kept herself tight, the clouds forcing him to struggle hard to fuck her.

  "What's wrong? Lost your big, manly vigor? Going... soft on me?" She cooed, licking the lobe of his ear, breathily whispering each word- damn her to video game Hell.

  "Fuck you-" Anon gasped, forcing what energy he had left to thrusting, and thrusting hard. Rainbow's laughter shifted to a surprised moan, the sound of splashing and water dribbling down his sheets to the carpet below was satisfying. He tried with all his might to not focus on the lightheadedness coming on, the tightening of his balls in her cloudy undercarriage- He could not lose here-

  "Y-you su(ah ****!)-uuuck at this, you micro****ed, s-sorrry (hng!)-" Anon winced, he couldn't help it, every strike against him sent wave after wave of pleasure through his shaft, forcing more precum from him- something Rainbow was acutely aware of- "-Excuse for a-a-a man! Oh GOD ANON, just **** me already!! Hard!!"

 Rainbow lost control in her teasing, her teeth sunk into his neck, leaving two indentations, she finally, finally eased her vice grip on his cock. In a second he was on her like a hungry animal, thrusting as fast and hard as he could. She wasn't fighting anymore, he'd like to believe he broke her, but it was mutual at this point. He had to feel more of her clouds constricting and accepting his cock inside of her, even her moans, annoying before, were nothing short of encouraging. Rainbow sputtered pitiful attempts at insults as it was clear both were at the edge.

  "Y-you call that ****ing a girl? You suck- Y-you suck, you suck so muuu-uuuch!" She whimpered, "Oh no, I'm-" She buried her wet, tearing eyes into Anon's neck as he felt her tighten harder than before, so tight- he couldn't take it, he felt a weight leave his mind and body as he came inside of her, her cloud bursting, stormy rainfall pooling around his bed as he filled her thoroughly with his seed. His cum was visible in her cloudy mass, floating inside of her, proof of their mutual orgasm. He exhaled, long and slow, his balls and body tender from the lovemaking. Erm, hatemaking.

 He collapsed backwards. Rainbow followed. laying atop him. She was blushing fiercely, unsure what to say.

  "I-... I guess that wasn't so bad for- for-" she gasped, Anon cut her off, leaning forward and pressing his lips to her own. She didn't bite this time.

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  "Alright... I guess you learned your lesson you moron, but underestimate me again and I really will kill you." Rainbow gave Anon an aside glance, staring out the open window at the rising sun.

  "I'm sure you will." Anon rolled his eyes. His bed was wrapped in plastic, his whole bedroom completely soaked through to the floorboards from the night prior.

  "What? Is that all you have to say? Figures, should have expected as much from a socially inept loser like you." Rainbow giggled, not quite as mean as usual. That said, Anon couldn't let her leave without one last strike in. She utterly dominated him the night prior, he couldn't let her win with an absolute victory.

  "Hey Rainbow."

  "What?"

   Anon shuffled up to her, and pulled her to face him by her clouds.

   "You're adorable."

  "... What the **** are you-" Rainbow's flustered expression turned to anger as she saw the grin parting Anon's shiteating lips. ZAP! Anon fell back laughing despite the pain of the laser blast to his gut.

  "You are awful. I'm leaving now. Dumb***..." Rainbow muttered to herself bitterly, floating from the window, hiding the tiny grin that threatened to spread if she didn't leave now.

  She destroyed a fair amount of his shit, berated him, and was an overall cunt. Anon was more than justified to hate her. Seeing her leave alone like this should have been the perfect way to wrap up a violently aggressive one-night stand. Just turn around, go back to bed, forget she ever existed.

  He leaned out the window.

  "Hey. Come back again sometime, bitch."

  She stopped, turning slowly, clearing her throat to suppress letting any... unwanted feelings showing.

  "In your dreams idiot. ..." She gave the briefest of smiles, one that maybe, just maybe, wasn't masking a sadistic streak, before mouthing quickly, "-Maybe."

 THE END