"I sentence you to an eternity in the deepest pits that hell has to offer, with no chance of retribution!" the man in the stylish tuxedo said, eying the otherworldly figure before him. The creature was about twenty or thirty feet tall, with black wings, and red skin. Muscular, with four arms, each ending in razor sharp talons. Its head had no hair, merely two red and black horns protruding from each side. Four eyes looked down at the man, and the monster laughed at him. "Fool!" it yelled, pointing at the man. He didn't even as much as squint at the demon. "Judge you may be, but I know that my power far outweighs that of any human or human-thing! You're nothing but flesh of blood! Die!"

	The monster bent down and tore into the judge, laughing viciously. The man smiled as hands entered his stomach, tearing him inside and outside. Streams of blood and guts came out. "Stupid, stupid creature!" The demon laughed, gulping down what he tore from the man. "Letting a mortal be judge of the dead! I guess those rumors of you being immortal were a bunch of bullshit!"

	Suddenly, the man stood up. He had absolutely no marks on him whatsoever; it was as though he had never been touched. He regarded the demonic figure with the same calm look as before, but there was ice in the edges of his stare, and it unnerved the demon. "Assaulting me, a judge? Is that what you want to do, demon?" he asked, looking upwards at the monster. "H-how?!" the demon roared. "I ate your flesh and drank your blood! How are you still alive?!" The Judge laughed at him. "Those 'Bullshit rumors' that you said are in fact true; I am Immortal, and I cannot die. No matter how powerful you are, you will not be able to damage me."

	"For assaulting me, however..." the Judge trailed off. "For assaulting me, I have to change the course that I was going to take with you; I order you death by soul crushing." The demon threw its head back in laughter. "Soul crushing? Pathetic! You couldn't pop a pimple on my head, let alone crush my very spirit! What matter of thing do you think you are, setting such high expectations for yourself?" The Judge continued on, ignoring the demons words entirely. "I shall wipe your existence from the Universe itself; it will be as though you never existed, and you will perish instantly."

	The demon took another step back, still looking at the Judge. "You're threatening me? A demon lord? HAH!" The lord built up a massive amount of power. "I can crush planets with a flick of my wrist! What kind of things could you possibly do to counter that, fool!?" The Judge kept on looking at the demon, studying him through and through. "You wish to actually fight me? Do you really want to throw your life away that easily? You're already destined to die; why make your life a few seconds shorter than it has to be?"

	The demon lord laughed at him, squinting all four of his eyes. "DIE!" he screamed, unleashing an absolutely godly amount of power at the Judge. The Judge held up a hand and caught the blast, holding it there with absolutely no effort, and slowly closed it, crushing the ball of energy like a piece of paper. "Impossible!" the demon lord screamed. "I've crushed planets with this! You can't still be alive after that! This must be a hoax; an illusion!" The Judge's expression remained calm, and his eyes were as cold as stone. "Your time is up," he said calmly, pointing at the demon lord, who mocked him.

	"What could you possibly do to-"

	The Judge closed his fist, and the Universe itself seemed to tighten around the demon lord, who started to writhe and scream in agony. Both his physical and mental bodies were being simultaneously crushed, and it was too much even for something of his power to ignore. "NO! NO!" it screamed, and the Judge nodded slowly. "I do not relish in your torment, just like the many who have fallen before me; I am merely doing my job, and nothing more. Begone."

	The Judge's fist closed completely, and the demon lord exploded, leaving no traces of its existence behind. The Judge sat down at his desk, waiting for the next soul to come before him and be judged.

-Javier Mortuus