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-Browser Pone Opera pt.9-

Mar 19th, 2013
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  1. >You're actually surprised that you aren't more out of breath
  2. >Being equine seems to have some advantages
  3. >You're sure anon would agree
  4. >Giggity
  5. >Speaking of, he's taking his sweet time
  6. >Maybe he needed to take a piss
  7. >Speaking of, you're feeling the effects of being a biological being
  8. >You're not entirely sure how to feel about it
  9. >Fuck it
  10. >You head into the bushes and do your business
  11. >It's like a giant weight has been lifted from your bladder
  12. >Your ears twitch and perk up
  13. >You heard something
  14. >Not sure what
  15. >You hear it again, this time louder
  16. >It's Anon
  17. >He sounds distressed!
  18. >You immediately start galloping back
  19. >You come across him staring at a moose, terrified
  20. "Anon, what's wrong?!"
  21. >You look up all the info you can on moose behaviour
  22. >"I-it's standing there all menacingly, blocking the way and being...being...goddamnit I'm fucking terrible with moose!"
  23. >Moose: Plural of Moose
  24. "Shh, Anon, that's nothing to be ashamed about. They're big and dangerous, it's a natural response, a survival instinct. But moose aren't really the predatory type, and they're more often than not content to leave you alone if you stay away from their territory. They are, needless to say, very highly territorial, and will defend their turf from perceived invaders."
  25. >You look up moose sounds and progress in communication with moose.
  26. >It is the future, after all
  27. >Zoologists are bound to have made some breakthroughs
  28. >Here goes nothing
  29. >You try telling the moose, using stitched-together moose-sound mp.6 files, that Anon is not a threat and will leave it alone if the favor is reciprocated.
  30. >Miraculously, it stares at you, then at Anon, before walking into the forest again.
  31. "Come along, Anon, we're not gonna let one tiny little incident ruin our hike, are we?" You give a little chuckle
  32. >He rubs his eyes, then looks after the moose
  33. >Then at you
  34. >He shrugs and follows you
  35. >"Guess not."
  36. >You hear the bemused tone in his voice
  37. "So, if I may ask, how come you seem to know this area, when you're terrified of the local wildlife?"
  38. >He grumbles
  39. >"I can deal with wildlife. Unless it's a moose."
  40. "How does that work?"
  41. >"Phobia. I react similarly to clowns. And I swear to raptor jesus I won't be held accountable for my actions if you make fun of that."
  42. "Alright, fair enough, fair enough. Cross my heart and hope to fly-"
  43. >"-Stick a cupcake in my eye. Heh."
  44. "So I take it moose don't seem to come around here much, then?"
  45. >"Well, not that I've experienced. But one time had to be the first."
  46. >You're back on the bridge
  47. >You hold up a hoof, signalling him to stop
  48. >You sit down again
  49. >He does too
  50. >He removes his shoes and socks
  51. >Then dips his toes in the stream
  52. >That looks lovely
  53. >Your legs are a little too short to reach down to the stream, though
  54. >And you don't feel like a full bath
  55. "Anon?"
  56. >"Yeah?"
  57. >You gesture to his feet, then to your hooves with a meaningful look
  58. "Please?"
  59. >He smiles and grabs you under your shoulders, then dips you down so your hooves break the surface
  60. >Cold!
  61. >But pleasing..
  62. >The constant motion of the stream relaxes you
  63. >Then he pulls you back up and deposits you on the bridge
  64. >"Sorry, grip was slipping."
  65. " 's okay. Thanks Anon."
  66. >After a few more minutes spent admiring the view, he dries off his feet and gets on his socks and shoes again
  67. >Then you hike a bit further in on the path
  68. >The trees become incredibly scarce
  69. >There are a lot of rocks and hard-bitten, windblown grass and moss
  70. >The wind blows hard
  71. >Your mane and tail whip about chaotically
  72. >Anon's hair isn't long enough for that
  73. >You decide that there's really not a lot to do up here at the moment
  74. >You head back to the car
  75. >Nothing much happens on the way back to the car
  76. >The ride back home also seems to go pretty quickly
  77. >So all the while you browse interesting things
  78. >Well, after letting Anon know that you loved being out and about, and that spot was really lovely
  79. >You find a patched version of the AI avatar code
  80. >You wonder what that will do to an AI like yourself
  81. >It couldn't hurt to try
  82. >But you make a safety backup, just in case
  83. >Of course, this makes you feel a bit uneasy
  84. >After all, this would be changing yourself, wouldn't it?
  85. >Would that backup copy be 'you'?
  86. >Would you notice if it wasn't?
  87. >Oh, hell with it
  88. >Your cells are constantly being replaced anyway
  89. >Ship of theseus and other babby-tier philosophy
  90. >You download and apply the update
  91. >You don't feel much different
  92. >In fact, you feel fine
  93. >Even if it's not the end of the world as we know it
  94. >You wait until you and Anon are back home and safely indoors, though
  95. "Anon?"
  96. >"Yeah?"
  97. "Please watch over me if this all goes awry."
  98. >"Oper-"
  99. >You initiate the program
  100. >Anon's voice is distant now
  101. >You decide on a humanoid form that would be familiar to both you and Anon
  102. >A bright light flashes
  103. >It takes both you and Anon's retinas some time to recover
  104. >You feel that you're still standing upright
  105. >"O-o-Opera, what the...is...is that...you?!"
  106. "Y-y-yes...I-I think so..."
  107. >At least your voice is still the same
  108. >You look down
  109. >You are now a biped
  110. >A caucausian female around bodily age 24
  111. >Also completely nude
  112. >You hide behind your mane
  113. >Hair
  114. >Whatever
  115. >It's still white and red
  116. >You don't feel your tail
  117. >Of course not
  118. >Humans don't have tails
  119. >Computing...
  120. >Oh holy shit
  121. >It's actually dawning on you that this is you
  122. >And you're human
  123. >And naked
  124. >You swiftly do your best to cover yourself
  125. >You and Anon are both beet-red
  126. >"I-I'll fetch you some clothes okay"
  127. >You nod as he sprints into his bedroom
  128. >He comes back with underwear, a pair of pants and a plain black t-shirt
  129. >You put it all on in record time
  130. >The two of you look at each other
  131. >"I think we need to talk"
  132. >You cringe
  133. >The legendary phrase has come to bite you in the ass
  134. "Y-yeah...I think we might"
  135. >You both sit down on the couch
  136. >"So...What just happened?"
  137. "Well I found a patch to the AI avatar software that would allow me to take a different form."
  138. >"Right. And you decided to do that right now? Without telling me? Why? I..I'm not blaming you or anything, but please, let me in on what's going on behind those beautiful eyes of yours."
  139. >You nod curtly
  140. "I'm not sure why I hesitated in telling you about it, but the reason for getting it was that I was thinking that it may very well be easier to socialize with people as a human, and get less weird looks, plus having opposable thumbs and a taller stature seems like it'd help me be independent in a world designed for humans. Plus...I got thrust out into this world basically trapped in pony form, and while I was lucky enough to like it, I kind of figured I'd at least try out something else. Of course, it wasn't an easy decision to make, I'm still having considerable angst about whether or not such a big change means I'm still me, but...but..hold me"
  141. >The last words you choke out in a whisper
  142. >He says nothing, but does hold you
  143. >There's been a lot of holding with the two of you, hasn't there
  144. >You can't find it in you to mind that
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