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  1. [21:53:04] +slapsonslaptastic: Kamran Laker tell me a tale
  2. [21:53:49] @Kamran Laker: once upon a time
  3. [21:54:13] @Kamran Laker: there was someone named slapson
  4. [21:54:23] @Kamran Laker: slapson told the best stories in the entire world
  5. [21:54:31] +slapsonslaptastic: incredible tale so far
  6. [21:54:36] @Kamran Laker: so one day this feller named kamran asked slapson to tell him a story
  7. [21:54:38] @Kamran Laker: but slapson didnt
  8. [21:54:50] @Kamran Laker: so kamran killed himself and every1 else lived happily ever after
  9. [21:54:51] @Kamran Laker: the end
  10. [21:55:27] +slapsonslaptastic: incredible tale
  11. [21:55:30] • @Wizardsofdra ( poses
  12. [21:55:36] +slapsonslaptastic: very realistic character development and storytelling
  13. [21:55:52] +slapsonslaptastic: the epitome of the writing artform of the new millenium
  14. [21:56:30] @Kamran Laker: ty ty ty
  15. [21:58:04] @Wizardsofdra (: micro is secretly online guys
  16. [21:59:23] @Wizardsofdra (: slapsonslaptastic tell me a stori
  17. [21:59:35] +slapsonslaptastic: Wizardsofdra tell me an epic
  18. [21:59:42] @Wizardsofdra (: ok
  19. [21:59:52] @Wizardsofdra (: one day there was a boi name slappy
  20. [22:00:11] @Wizardsofdra (: he was the boi of all bois and he was a boish boi
  21. Kozilek's Thrall joined
  22. [22:00:34] @Wizardsofdra (: and then a user named BigBoi6539 took his place
  23. [22:00:42] @Wizardsofdra (: slappy was NOT happy
  24. [22:01:02] @Wizardsofdra (: so slappy went to BigBoi's place and slapped him 35.234 times
  25. [22:01:07] @Wizardsofdra (: then slappy died
  26. [22:01:08] @Kamran Laker: o.o
  27. [22:01:08] @Wizardsofdra (: the end
  28. [22:01:14] @Kamran Laker: slapsonslaptastic tell me a story
  29. [22:02:05] +slapsonslaptastic: excellent epic Wizardsofdra
  30. [22:02:09] @Wizardsofdra (: thx
  31. [22:02:17] +slapsonslaptastic: there once was the holy quintilogy
  32. [22:02:22] +slapsonslaptastic: it consisted of mah boi
  33. [22:02:24] +slapsonslaptastic: our boi
  34. [22:02:26] +slapsonslaptastic: dat boi
  35. [22:02:29] +slapsonslaptastic: *breathe in* boi
  36. [22:02:46] +slapsonslaptastic: and ya boi
  37. [22:03:09] +slapsonslaptastic: one day *breathe in* boi and dat boi got into an argument
  38. [22:03:26] +slapsonslaptastic: so dat boi beat *breathe in* boi to death with his unicycle
  39. [22:03:38] +slapsonslaptastic: but mah boi witnessed the murder so he called the police
  40. [22:03:54] +slapsonslaptastic: but
  41. [22:03:58] +slapsonslaptastic: OwO what's this?
  42. [22:04:23] +slapsonslaptastic: dat boi cut off the phone line
  43. [22:04:39] +slapsonslaptastic: mah boi was sweating as dat boi stalked up to him with a unicycle in hand
  44. [22:05:40] +slapsonslaptastic: mah boi turned around and threw his drink into dat boi's face
  45. [22:05:55] +slapsonslaptastic: mah boi ran to tell the other boi's that dat boi turned to the dark side of the boi
  46. [22:06:11] +slapsonslaptastic: but they were too busy playing half life 3
  47. [22:06:55] +slapsonslaptastic: so mah boi left the boi cabin in the middle of the thick dark woods to call the police
  48. [22:07:21] +slapsonslaptastic: he knew his drink wouldnt be enough to stop dat boi so he had to move quickly
  49. [22:07:53] +slapsonslaptastic: as mah boi ran through the woods
  50. [22:07:59] +slapsonslaptastic: he wondered what's for dinner
  51. [22:08:29] +slapsonslaptastic: suddenly, he heard a faint music
  52. [22:08:40] +slapsonslaptastic: it was getting louder
  53. [22:08:48] +slapsonslaptastic: mah boi made out the lyrics
  54. 22:09:28] +slapsonslaptastic: "ur walkin in the woods"
  55. [22:09:33] +slapsonslaptastic: "there's no one around"
  56. Markohh joined
  57. [22:09:40] +slapsonslaptastic: "and your phone is shit"
  58. [22:09:48] @Wizardsofdra (: the boy cried for his chicken nugger"
  59. [22:09:54] +slapsonslaptastic: "out of the corner of your eye you spot him"
  60. [22:10:01] +slapsonslaptastic: mah boi looked behind him
  61. [22:10:09] +slapsonslaptastic: "shia labeouf"
  62. [22:10:16] +slapsonslaptastic: "he's following you
  63. [22:10:22] +slapsonslaptastic: "about 30 feet back"
  64. [22:10:32] +slapsonslaptastic: "he gets on all fours and breaks into a sprint"
  65. [22:10:36] +slapsonslaptastic: "he's gaining on you"
  66. [22:10:40] +slapsonslaptastic: "shia labeouf"
  67. [22:10:47] +slapsonslaptastic: but it wasn't shia labeouf
  68. [22:10:50] +slapsonslaptastic: it was dat boi
  69. [22:10:59] +slapsonslaptastic: he cleaned the drink off of himself
  70. [22:11:19] +slapsonslaptastic: mah boi ran as fast as he could
  71. [22:12:14] +slapsonslaptastic: "you're looking for your car but you're all turned around"
  72. [22:12:29] +slapsonslaptastic: "he's almost around you now"
  73. [22:12:41] +slapsonslaptastic: "and you can see that there's blood on his face!"
  74. [22:12:50] +slapsonslaptastic: "my god! there's blood everywhere!"
  75. [22:13:11] +slapsonslaptastic: "running for your life"
  76. [22:13:18] +slapsonslaptastic: (from Dat Boi)
  77. [22:13:32] +slapsonslaptastic: "He's brandishing a unicycle"
  78. [22:13:49] +slapsonslaptastic: (It's Dat Boi)
  79. [22:13:57] +slapsonslaptastic: Lurking in the shadows
  80. [22:14:01] +slapsonslaptastic: (o shit waddup)
  81. [22:14:13] +slapsonslaptastic: "eating all the bodies"
  82. [22:14:20] +slapsonslaptastic: (actual dead meme dat boi_
  83. [22:14:38] +slapsonslaptastic: Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him.
  84. [22:14:45] +slapsonslaptastic: But you're hopelessly lost yourself.
  85. [22:15:01] +slapsonslaptastic: Stranded with a murderer, you creep silently through the underbrush
  86. [22:15:34] +slapsonslaptastic: A-ha! In the distance, a small cottage with a light on!
  87. [22:15:54] +slapsonslaptastic: Hopes and dreams!
  88. [22:16:01] +slapsonslaptastic: You move steadily toward it.
  89. [22:16:30] +slapsonslaptastic: But your leg! AH! It's stuck in Mom's Spaghetti!
  90. [22:16:33] +slapsonslaptastic: Arms sweaty
  91. [22:16:35] +slapsonslaptastic: Knees weak
  92. [22:16:45] +slapsonslaptastic: Palms heavy
  93. [22:18:17] +slapsonslaptastic: Mah boi sneaks steadily to the cottage
  94. [22:18:21] +slapsonslaptastic: And opens the door
  95. [22:19:08] +slapsonslaptastic: There's someone sitting on the couch in the living room
  96. [22:19:12] +slapsonslaptastic: It's Harambe.
  97. [22:19:15] +slapsonslaptastic: But WAIT!
  98. [22:19:19] +slapsonslaptastic: Harambe is dead!
  99. [22:19:36] +slapsonslaptastic: Mah boi looks on in horror as Harambe takes off his mask
  100. [22:19:40] • MFahim様 cries shamelessly
  101. [22:19:42] +slapsonslaptastic: It's not Harambe!
  102. [22:19:47] +slapsonslaptastic: Oh god!
  103. [22:19:50] +slapsonslaptastic: Oh man!
  104. [22:19:56] +slapsonslaptastic: It's Dat Boi!
  105. [22:20:03] +slapsonslaptastic: Oh SHIT WADDUP!
  106. [22:20:16] • MFahim様 breaks down in tears of happiness
  107. [22:20:28] +slapsonslaptastic: Dat Boi holds up a shotgun to Mah Boi's head
  108. [22:20:43] +slapsonslaptastic: "o shit waddup"
  109. [22:20:52] +slapsonslaptastic: "that's what all true warriors strive for!"
  110. [22:21:49] +slapsonslaptastic: as Dat Boi is about to pull the trigger, his head is blown off
  111. [22:21:59] +slapsonslaptastic: by a force behind him
  112. [22:22:03] +slapsonslaptastic: It's Pepe.
  113. [22:22:11] +slapsonslaptastic: "There can only be one true frog meme."
  114. [22:22:30] +slapsonslaptastic: But wait!
  115. [22:22:43] +slapsonslaptastic: Pepe takes off his head to reveal another person!
  116. [22:22:47] +slapsonslaptastic: It's Killer Keemstar!
  117. [22:22:55] +slapsonslaptastic: Let's GET ROOOOOOOIGHT INTO THE NEWS.
  118. [22:23:00] +slapsonslaptastic: the end
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