Little (2019)

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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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- Hey, four-eyes!
- Loser!

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Allow me to introduce myself.

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Get off the stage!

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That's me, Jordan Sanders.

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Well, actually, this is me now.

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I know. I get it.

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Big change, right?

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But that was me in 1993,

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the day I decided to show

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everyone at Windsor
Middle School what I did best.

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The laws of science.

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They're actually true.

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I can trust them.

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I can rely on them.

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Who cares?

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There she is.

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You know her: the person
who just can't let you live

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your best life.

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Prepare to behold
a death-defying feat!

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I trust the conservation
of mechanical energy 100%.

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So much, in fact,
that I am willing to risk

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my very life to demonstrate.

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Boo!

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Um...

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Because this ball
should not be able

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to pass this very spot again.

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Go.

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Now, this should have been
my moment of victory.

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And for seven glorious seconds,
I was on top of the world.

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But then,

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just like that, it was over.

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Ow. Ow, ow, ow.

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Something changed.

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Little did I know,
that something would be me.

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Jordan, I know you had
big plans to go out there

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and show those kids
how awesome you really are

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so they wouldn't be so hard
on you at school every day.

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Being me sucks.
I want to be someone else.

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I know it's hard right now,

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but that's just because
you're little.

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When you grow up,
it won't be like this.

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- It won't?
- Nope.

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- Because you're smart.
- Yes.

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I am smart, aren't I?

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And do you know what happens

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to smart people
when they're big?

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They become the boss.

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- Really?
- Really.

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And nobody...
and I mean nobody...

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bullies the boss.

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Well, then I can't wait
to be big.

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So I can be the boss
and no one will bully me.

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Now that's my girl.

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Because I'll bully them first.

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Jordan, it's time to wake up

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and live your dreams.

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Jordan.

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I said wake up, girl.

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Let's get this shmoney, okay?

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HomeGirl, call April.

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Take a whoosah, girl.

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Fact: April Williams
is your assistant.

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"Assist" is in the job title.

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Calling April.

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So, you want to slap your boss.

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You're not alone.

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We all have stress triggers.

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People who are vampires,
bloodsuckers,

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- just plain evil.
- Evil.

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Jordan Sanders calling.

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Jordan Sanders calling.

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Jordan Sanders calling.

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- Jordan Sanders calling.
- Oh, shit.

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Hello?

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Are you awake?

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Yeah, I-I'm awake.
I was just meditating.

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Wake up!
Be awake when I call.

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But...

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I don't know
when you're gonna call,

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so when would I sleep?

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When I'm not calling.

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April, listen to me.

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I'm sad this morning.

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Oh, why?

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I have asked you
a thousand times

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to have my housekeeper,
Elaine...

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Linda is her name. Linda.

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...put my slippers 53
centimeters away from the bed

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so when I hop out
my feet can land on them.

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I mean, am I being
unreasonable?

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Yes, bitch.

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Is that too much to ask?

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No, it's not
unreasonable at all.

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Damn right, it's not too much.

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I can't be any kinder
to you, April.

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Why are you not at work?

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I don't need
a stay-at-home assistant.

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I'm on my way.

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- I'm on my way right now.
- Go!

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Keep your eye on the penny.

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- Hey, Tony.
- Hey, April.

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Can I get a raspberry jelly,
and...

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you can just put
a line of sprinkles out,

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and I'll snort 'em.

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Take it the boss lady's
on the warpath this morning.

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Every morning.

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- Focus.
- All right.

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Oh, Stevie didn't go
to school today?

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Yeah, I gave her the day off.

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Those bullies
just won't let up.

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I can relate.

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Hey, April.

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- Hey.
- Want to see a magic trick?

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- Yes.
- I'm gonna take this penny

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and turn it into a quarter.

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Can you get my paycheck next?

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Ah, Jesus.

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Ta-da!

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Wow.
That was... magical.

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Thank you.

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It's like she senses
my happiness.

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Yes, Jordan?

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Did you call Amex
and schedule my call?

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I need to have it...

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HomeGirl, end call.

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Mm-hmm. I got you.

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Good morning, Trevor.
Oh, good morning, Jordan.

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What are you still doing here?

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I overslept. Forgive me.

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You always have an excuse.

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Why you always got
your guard up, huh?

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Have I ever hurt you?

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No, you haven't,
because my guard is always up.

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- Why do we have this discussion back and forth?
- Wh...

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I should've known
what you was about.

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You got my name as "D Boy"
in your contacts.

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Yes, I saw that.

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"D" is...

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it's-it's DeAndre,
which is French for Trevor.

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- What?
- You know what? I don't have to explain myself.

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- Jordan, come on.
- Why were you going through

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- my contacts in the first place?
- Come on, Jordan.

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- DeAndre?
- You have to go.

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- No, no, no.
- Oh, my...

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- Are you serious right now?
- I'm not go...

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What? You strong, ain't you?

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Come on, Jordan.
I'm just trying to get you

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to open up to me, all right?

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- Come on.
- I have a company to run.

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You-you can run me. Come on,
you know how we do. Come on.

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- You get it. You know.
- Mm...

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♪ I'm trying to put you ♪

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♪ To bed, bed, bed ♪

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♪ I'm trying to
put you to bed ♪

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Yeah. ♪ Bed, bed. ♪

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- Give it to me now. Come on.
- No, no.

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- No.
- Wow.

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Oh, wait, I need my key back.

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- What? Huh? I can't...
- That-that was for one night.

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I can't hear...
I can't hear you. What...?

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- D Boy!
- What you saying? What? What?

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Did you have to do all that
sex stuff in front of my child?

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Oh, please,
he just popped out of you.

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I am sure he knows
the territory down there.

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She's four.

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Oh. He's transitioning.

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Well, good luck, little fella.

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I like you.

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Now, your mama's
a different story.

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If you need a drink,
come over here, little man.

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I got you.

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HomeGirl, play "Put Me to Bed."

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You removed all
love songs from your playlist.

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Right. No softening.

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I tried to tell you.

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HomeGirl is playing your jam.

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Perfect.

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Excuse me.

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Back. The usual.

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Thank you.

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And don't hate the player,
y'all.

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Hate your little
broke-ass game.

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Have a cheap day.

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Oh, good morning, ma'am.

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How would you know?

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- Whoa!
- Whoa.

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Beat it, boys!
This ain't the hood!

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- Vince, you read my lips.
- Okay.

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If you see Lil Weezy

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or any other delinquents
near my baby again,

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you better body-slam 'em,
or I'm gonna body-slam you!

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Y-Y-Yes, ma'am.

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And then I'm gonna
get you fired!

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Yes, ma'am.

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I-I would hate
for that day to come.

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Hey, Jordan.

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Did my new seat cushions
arrive yet?

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Mm, not yet.

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Clearly, you don't care
if my ass is in pain.

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Of course I care
about your ass.

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You wouldn't happen to be
shoving a doughnut

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into your face, would you?

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- Good-bye.
- Huh?

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Oh!
Oh, my God. Are you okay?

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- Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- So sorry.

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- April, I am so sorry.
- No, it's my fault.

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I'm sorry. How's your...
Is your doughnut okay?

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Oh, it-it'll survive.

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All right.

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I got... I got your sugar
all over me.

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Wow, that looks so good on you.

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- Huh?
- Huh?

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- I-I thought you said something.
- No, uh...

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So, wait... so are...
Wait, are you gonna do...

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gonna pitch your idea
to Jordan today?

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- Yeah. Today is the day.
- Yeah? Yeah!

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But tomorrow's also good,
too, I heard.

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No, no, wait, you...

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April, you've been
saying "tomorrow"

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for, like, months now.

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DiscoverEyes is great.

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Yeah, you got to go for it.

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Hey.

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You got this.

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Okay.

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- You got this.
- Yeah.

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- Oh, wait, that's a step.
- I got it. I'm good.

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And you can get this.

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- I'm sorry, you say something?
- Huh? No, no, no.

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Jordan, Jordan, yeah,
you can...

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you can get the product,
the apps...

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Mm!

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Not gonna catch me slippin'.

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Mr. Connor.

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May I help you?

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I am waiting on Jordan.

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Oh, well, um...

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would you like to wait
in our lovely lobby?

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Nope. She's fine with me
chilling in here.

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- Um...
- Cool, cool.

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Oh.

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Uh, of course.

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She is gonna love
that you're sitting

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at her desk with your feet up.

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I'm just gonna go get her.

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She's here!
Take cover, everyone!

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I've gotta be at my desk!

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- Hurry, hurry!
- I'm sorry.

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- Yes, you are.
- Good morning.

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Okay.

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- So, Connor...
- Shh!

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How did you do that?

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Thank you.

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Why are y'all out here
congregating

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like you were in a yard?

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Sorry, ma'am. Sorry.

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That's not what
I'm paying you for.

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Can I interest you
in some magic?

260
00:14:14,384 --> 00:14:18,319
There is no such thing
as magic.

261
00:14:18,321 --> 00:14:20,288
Well, what about
Black Girl Magic?

262
00:14:20,290 --> 00:14:23,357
You're a black girl
fire hazard.

263
00:14:23,359 --> 00:14:24,995
Now, go and disappear.

264
00:14:26,095 --> 00:14:28,231
What?

265
00:14:30,566 --> 00:14:32,733
Happy birthday!

266
00:14:32,735 --> 00:14:34,535
Call the city
and get JS Innovations off

267
00:14:34,537 --> 00:14:37,772
- that dumpy doughnut truck's delivery route.
- Grab the cake!

268
00:14:37,774 --> 00:14:40,375
Of course. Immediate...

269
00:14:40,377 --> 00:14:41,809
Who did this?

270
00:14:41,811 --> 00:14:45,579
I told you guys
no carbs around me!

271
00:14:45,581 --> 00:14:48,382
Oh, uh...

272
00:14:48,384 --> 00:14:49,818
Um...

273
00:14:51,388 --> 00:14:55,122
Your biggest client
is in your office.

274
00:14:55,124 --> 00:14:57,061
Connor?

275
00:14:59,396 --> 00:15:01,262
How did he get up there, April?

276
00:15:01,264 --> 00:15:05,067
You know you're not supposed
to speak directly to him.

277
00:15:05,069 --> 00:15:07,301
I didn't. I... He was
already there when I got there,

278
00:15:07,303 --> 00:15:09,639
and I-I tried
to tell him it's...

279
00:15:12,176 --> 00:15:14,078
Shh.

280
00:15:16,146 --> 00:15:17,578
There she is.

281
00:15:17,580 --> 00:15:19,146
Connor the Incredible.

282
00:15:19,148 --> 00:15:21,449
What a pleasant surprise.

283
00:15:21,451 --> 00:15:25,319
Please, stay seated
with your feet on my desk.

284
00:15:25,321 --> 00:15:27,789
It's... actually fine.

285
00:15:27,791 --> 00:15:29,391
They got to be on the desk.

286
00:15:29,393 --> 00:15:32,327
Up top!

287
00:15:33,529 --> 00:15:35,497
Well, what can I do for you?

288
00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:37,732
I am bouncing to another firm.

289
00:15:37,734 --> 00:15:39,468
What?

290
00:15:39,470 --> 00:15:41,236
No. No.

291
00:15:41,238 --> 00:15:43,737
Connor, you can't jump.
You're my biggest client.

292
00:15:43,739 --> 00:15:46,373
That's why I wanted to give you
the heads-up in person.

293
00:15:46,375 --> 00:15:48,175
Wait a minute.
Where is this coming from?

294
00:15:48,177 --> 00:15:52,179
We just want a fresh voice
to bring in new tech ideas.

295
00:15:52,181 --> 00:15:55,583
Listen, my next product,
it-it's still in beta testing,

296
00:15:55,585 --> 00:15:58,386
but I promise you,
HomeGirl, it's gonna be big.

297
00:15:58,388 --> 00:16:00,222
It's-it's more than
a virtual assistant.

298
00:16:00,224 --> 00:16:03,525
It is a virtual assistant
if she were your homegirl.

299
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:05,260
It's just not for us.

300
00:16:05,262 --> 00:16:06,660
All right.

301
00:16:06,662 --> 00:16:08,530
Story time, JoJo.

302
00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:10,131
Oh, not again.

303
00:16:10,133 --> 00:16:14,236
When I was a kid,
I lived a hard-knock life.

304
00:16:14,238 --> 00:16:15,670
- Mm-hmm.
- Anyway,

305
00:16:15,672 --> 00:16:17,405
I started getting into tech,

306
00:16:17,407 --> 00:16:20,508
and one day,
I had to come to my dad

307
00:16:20,510 --> 00:16:24,512
and ask for a $10 million loan
to start my company.

308
00:16:24,514 --> 00:16:26,314
And he's like, "What?

309
00:16:26,316 --> 00:16:28,683
"When you start a company,
you don't get ten million.

310
00:16:28,685 --> 00:16:30,385
I'll give you five million."

311
00:16:30,387 --> 00:16:32,920
- And that hurt.
- Wow.

312
00:16:32,922 --> 00:16:34,555
'Cause I was expecting ten.

313
00:16:34,557 --> 00:16:36,525
I had budgeted for ten million.

314
00:16:36,527 --> 00:16:38,293
Mm.

315
00:16:38,295 --> 00:16:40,562
So I go to Grandmother
and Grandfather.

316
00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:42,396
And I'm like,
"Can you invest more millions

317
00:16:42,398 --> 00:16:44,232
of dollars in my company?"

318
00:16:44,234 --> 00:16:46,668
My grandfather's like, "Well,
I don't know what this is."

319
00:16:46,670 --> 00:16:48,270
- No.
- That was hard,

320
00:16:48,272 --> 00:16:50,405
but he gave it to me.
And then, finally,

321
00:16:50,407 --> 00:16:53,407
I sell the company
for $400 million.

322
00:16:53,409 --> 00:16:55,410
So, that's my struggle.

323
00:16:55,412 --> 00:16:57,478
That's how I came up.

324
00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:58,646
I felt that. I do.

325
00:16:58,648 --> 00:17:00,415
I mean, you could
give me a chance

326
00:17:00,417 --> 00:17:03,184
like Grandmother
and Grandfather gave you,

327
00:17:03,186 --> 00:17:05,553
and just... just...

328
00:17:05,555 --> 00:17:08,356
take that leap of faith
and-and-and-and-and-and-and...

329
00:17:08,358 --> 00:17:09,890
and-and-and-and-and-and-and...

330
00:17:09,892 --> 00:17:12,493
- and... and...
- Look, JoJo, okay.

331
00:17:12,495 --> 00:17:14,930
I'm meeting with another firm
to talk about

332
00:17:14,932 --> 00:17:16,830
new gaming app ideas on Friday.

333
00:17:16,832 --> 00:17:19,233
- I'm sowwy.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

334
00:17:19,235 --> 00:17:21,536
Connor, please just
give me a chance

335
00:17:21,538 --> 00:17:23,704
before you make any rash moves.

336
00:17:25,676 --> 00:17:27,474
All right, fine.

337
00:17:27,476 --> 00:17:29,778
48 hours. Cool?

338
00:17:29,780 --> 00:17:31,445
Yes. I will take it.

339
00:17:31,447 --> 00:17:32,780
Thank you.

340
00:17:32,782 --> 00:17:36,651
And I promise fresh voices
coming at you.

341
00:17:36,653 --> 00:17:38,819
Also, you...
do you know you have, like,

342
00:17:38,821 --> 00:17:41,990
three dinner napkins
on your back?

343
00:17:41,992 --> 00:17:43,992
I didn't know
if that was a choice

344
00:17:43,994 --> 00:17:45,926
or if you leaned
on something or...

345
00:17:45,928 --> 00:17:48,696
No, it's fashion.
It's fashion. It's...

346
00:17:48,698 --> 00:17:51,433
- Oh. You got one shot, JoJo.
- It's fashion.

347
00:17:51,435 --> 00:17:53,234
Don't blow it.

348
00:17:53,236 --> 00:17:55,537
All right, people.

349
00:17:55,539 --> 00:17:57,405
Settle down.

350
00:17:58,609 --> 00:17:59,907
Oh.

351
00:17:59,909 --> 00:18:01,443
Apparently, it's lunch,

352
00:18:01,445 --> 00:18:04,011
since Scott wants to eat
during our meeting.

353
00:18:04,013 --> 00:18:05,715
Okay.

354
00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:16,558
There you go.

355
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,359
Take a bite.

356
00:18:20,763 --> 00:18:22,597
We don't have all day, Scott.

357
00:18:22,599 --> 00:18:24,202
Eat.

358
00:18:29,705 --> 00:18:31,338
Yummy.

359
00:18:31,340 --> 00:18:32,674
Anybody else hungry?

360
00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:34,041
No. I just had salad.

361
00:18:34,043 --> 00:18:36,877
- Mm, I'm fasting.
- All right.

362
00:18:36,879 --> 00:18:38,946
Connor wants a new gaming app,

363
00:18:38,948 --> 00:18:41,316
the best thing
we've ever come up with,

364
00:18:41,318 --> 00:18:42,916
and we're gonna give it to him.

365
00:18:42,918 --> 00:18:45,686
It needs to be big.

366
00:18:45,688 --> 00:18:47,688
- It needs to make noise.
- But when you say

367
00:18:47,690 --> 00:18:49,657
"make noise," do you mean,
like, literally make noise,

368
00:18:49,659 --> 00:18:51,792
like the app makes noise,
or is it just a...

369
00:18:51,794 --> 00:18:53,761
Okay.

370
00:18:53,763 --> 00:18:55,297
I-I get it.

371
00:18:55,299 --> 00:18:56,931
I know that face.

372
00:18:56,933 --> 00:18:59,701
We've got 48 hours
to save our asses.

373
00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:01,636
So let's go.

374
00:19:01,638 --> 00:19:03,672
- Go.
- Impress me, people.

375
00:19:03,674 --> 00:19:07,642
Um, an-an app like, uh, Tinder,

376
00:19:07,644 --> 00:19:10,979
uh, but instead of
matching people for dates,

377
00:19:10,981 --> 00:19:13,714
you match with people
for dating advice,

378
00:19:13,716 --> 00:19:17,652
uh, and then analyze
why all your dates went bad.

379
00:19:17,654 --> 00:19:21,955
So, like Tinder but sad.

380
00:19:21,957 --> 00:19:25,359
Like how your parents felt
the day you were born.

381
00:19:25,361 --> 00:19:27,828
- Oh. Okay.
- Next.

382
00:19:27,830 --> 00:19:33,434
Um, a crossword puzzle app
for news junkies.

383
00:19:33,436 --> 00:19:37,905
So, like a crossword puzzle
that makes you angry.

384
00:19:37,907 --> 00:19:40,709
- No...
- Exactly how I'm feeling

385
00:19:40,711 --> 00:19:43,444
right now when you come up...

386
00:19:43,446 --> 00:19:45,413
- Ow!
- ...with those ding-dong,

387
00:19:45,415 --> 00:19:48,015
ding-dong, bad ideas!

388
00:19:48,017 --> 00:19:50,018
I think I have
a pretty interesting idea.

389
00:19:50,020 --> 00:19:52,686
What? You do, April?

390
00:19:52,688 --> 00:19:54,489
I don't even sound like that.

391
00:19:54,491 --> 00:19:56,790
What's going on?

392
00:19:56,792 --> 00:19:59,394
- Nothing.
- What?

393
00:19:59,396 --> 00:20:00,627
I didn't say anything.

394
00:20:00,629 --> 00:20:02,129
Somebody said something.

395
00:20:02,131 --> 00:20:05,399
Uh, y'all...
y'all need to be quiet.

396
00:20:05,401 --> 00:20:07,836
- We having a meeting up here about important stuff.
- Shh.

397
00:20:07,838 --> 00:20:09,370
Sorry about that.

398
00:20:09,372 --> 00:20:12,072
So, you have nothing?
You have nothing?

399
00:20:12,074 --> 00:20:13,942
Wow.

400
00:20:13,944 --> 00:20:15,143
Nothing.

401
00:20:15,145 --> 00:20:16,845
She didn't say anything.

402
00:20:16,847 --> 00:20:18,680
He thought he heard something.

403
00:20:18,682 --> 00:20:20,915
Y'all ain't said nothing.

404
00:20:20,917 --> 00:20:24,418
Connor is out the door
unless we crack this.

405
00:20:24,420 --> 00:20:26,521
And in case I wasn't clear,

406
00:20:26,523 --> 00:20:29,327
if Connor is out the door,
all of you are out.

407
00:20:30,459 --> 00:20:31,893
Bye-bye, health care.

408
00:20:31,895 --> 00:20:34,095
Which you know you need.

409
00:20:34,097 --> 00:20:36,164
Bye-bye, Ping-Pong table.

410
00:20:36,166 --> 00:20:38,068
Bye-bye, ergonomic chair,

411
00:20:39,099 --> 00:20:41,569
- which...
- Sorry. Dang.

412
00:20:46,142 --> 00:20:50,078
You better stop
quivering that lip.

413
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,780
- You better not cry.
- Stop, girl.

414
00:20:51,782 --> 00:20:54,018
- Stop crying.
- This isn't about you, Melissa.

415
00:20:57,052 --> 00:20:59,090
Are there no more ideas?

416
00:21:01,925 --> 00:21:03,524
Fine.

417
00:21:03,526 --> 00:21:08,061
Once again, I will have to
figure it out myself.

418
00:21:08,063 --> 00:21:09,931
Go. Go!

419
00:21:09,933 --> 00:21:13,537
I can't look at you anymore.

420
00:21:15,539 --> 00:21:17,875
I have an idea for a new app?

421
00:21:19,176 --> 00:21:21,675
Are you asking me
or telling me?

422
00:21:21,677 --> 00:21:23,177
I'm telling you.

423
00:21:23,179 --> 00:21:26,447
I'm telling you that I have
an idea for a new app.

424
00:21:26,449 --> 00:21:28,148
It's called DiscoverEyes,
and I...

425
00:21:28,150 --> 00:21:31,019
No. I don't take pitches
from assistants.

426
00:21:31,021 --> 00:21:32,623
It's just...

427
00:21:33,990 --> 00:21:35,723
I've been here for three years,

428
00:21:35,725 --> 00:21:37,559
and you promised
room for growth and...

429
00:21:37,561 --> 00:21:39,059
So I owe you a promotion?

430
00:21:39,061 --> 00:21:40,828
No, no, no.
That's not what I'm saying.

431
00:21:40,830 --> 00:21:43,097
I... I know this is
a terrible time,

432
00:21:43,099 --> 00:21:45,466
but I-I really think
I could help this company

433
00:21:45,468 --> 00:21:47,734
if you just gave me
a chance like...

434
00:21:47,736 --> 00:21:49,136
someone gave you a chance.

435
00:21:49,138 --> 00:21:51,606
Let me explain something
to you, Miss April.

436
00:21:51,608 --> 00:21:53,140
Nobody gave me anything.

437
00:21:53,142 --> 00:21:55,844
I saw an opportunity,
I took it, and I ran with it.

438
00:21:55,846 --> 00:21:57,979
And you know what?
I'm still running.

439
00:21:57,981 --> 00:22:00,048
Every single day.

440
00:22:00,050 --> 00:22:02,750
You know how many times
I had to pitch my first idea

441
00:22:02,752 --> 00:22:05,118
before I sold it?
Seventeen.

442
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:08,923
And I sure as hell
didn't take no for an answer.

443
00:22:08,925 --> 00:22:11,928
- Wait, so does that mean you'll hear my pitch?
- No.

444
00:22:14,531 --> 00:22:17,565
You know what it is?
I'm a taker.

445
00:22:17,567 --> 00:22:18,933
You're not.

446
00:22:18,935 --> 00:22:20,934
So just concentrate
on being my assistant

447
00:22:20,936 --> 00:22:23,104
and try being good
at that first.

448
00:22:23,106 --> 00:22:25,173
You can't talk
to April that way.

449
00:22:25,175 --> 00:22:27,541
Who let the fire hazard
in here?

450
00:22:27,543 --> 00:22:29,210
She's just making deliveries.

451
00:22:29,212 --> 00:22:30,712
Come on, Stevie, let's go.

452
00:22:30,714 --> 00:22:32,513
Were you always this way?

453
00:22:32,515 --> 00:22:35,250
- Was I always what way?
- Mean.

454
00:22:35,252 --> 00:22:38,586
No. Actually, I used to be just
like you when I was little.

455
00:22:38,588 --> 00:22:41,021
And you know what?
People treated me like crap.

456
00:22:41,023 --> 00:22:42,290
Then what happened?

457
00:22:42,292 --> 00:22:45,193
I got big, and I got rich.

458
00:22:45,195 --> 00:22:47,729
So, now who gonna
check me, boo?

459
00:22:47,731 --> 00:22:49,897
Well... well...

460
00:22:49,899 --> 00:22:52,599
"Well... well..."

461
00:22:52,601 --> 00:22:54,935
Well, you ain't ready to play
with the grown-ups,

462
00:22:54,937 --> 00:22:57,204
so go ahead
with your little self.

463
00:22:57,206 --> 00:22:59,273
I wish you were my age.

464
00:22:59,275 --> 00:23:01,576
Then I'd check you.

465
00:23:01,578 --> 00:23:04,846
Everybody who you're awful to
would check you, too, boo.

466
00:23:04,848 --> 00:23:07,784
Well, I wish your little
cartoon dog would bite you.

467
00:23:09,985 --> 00:23:14,688
I wish you were little.

468
00:23:22,698 --> 00:23:24,033
What was that?

469
00:23:25,135 --> 00:23:26,233
What was what?

470
00:23:26,235 --> 00:23:28,235
What was...?

471
00:23:28,237 --> 00:23:30,203
Get out. Get out.

472
00:23:30,205 --> 00:23:33,907
Get that little
chocolate Hogwart out!

473
00:23:33,909 --> 00:23:35,876
Are you okay?
'Cause you don't look so good.

474
00:23:35,878 --> 00:23:37,947
No, you don't look good.

475
00:23:39,715 --> 00:23:41,651
No, you don't look good.

476
00:23:43,352 --> 00:23:45,720
That's what happens
when people don't eat carbs.

477
00:23:45,722 --> 00:23:47,722
They start seeing Satan.

478
00:23:47,724 --> 00:23:48,956
Move!

479
00:23:48,958 --> 00:23:50,290
- Go back to work!
- Yep.

480
00:23:50,292 --> 00:23:53,261
Work! Work!

481
00:24:03,305 --> 00:24:04,938
Morning inspiration.

482
00:24:04,940 --> 00:24:08,142
It is better to have money
and be brokenhearted

483
00:24:08,144 --> 00:24:10,144
than be broke
and brokenhearted.

484
00:24:10,146 --> 00:24:12,981
Let's wake up
and get this money.

485
00:24:16,285 --> 00:24:19,122
Come on.

486
00:24:24,828 --> 00:24:26,997
I need coffee.

487
00:24:30,399 --> 00:24:32,232
I told you watch it.

488
00:24:35,772 --> 00:24:38,172
I swear to God,

489
00:24:38,174 --> 00:24:42,109
when I see you again,
I will whup your butt!

490
00:24:42,111 --> 00:24:43,810
I'm not the one.

491
00:24:43,812 --> 00:24:45,748
- What was that about?
- Beats me.

492
00:24:48,417 --> 00:24:49,751
The usual.

493
00:24:49,753 --> 00:24:51,284
What's your usual?

494
00:24:51,286 --> 00:24:53,623
You playing with me, right?

495
00:24:57,226 --> 00:24:58,425
Here.

496
00:24:58,427 --> 00:25:00,196
Does that help you remember?

497
00:25:01,731 --> 00:25:03,196
Triple espresso with foam!

498
00:25:03,198 --> 00:25:06,099
You know, too much caffeine
stunts your growth.

499
00:25:06,101 --> 00:25:07,801
First of all, shut up.

500
00:25:07,803 --> 00:25:10,905
And second of all,
does all this body

501
00:25:10,907 --> 00:25:12,740
look like my growth
has been stunted?

502
00:25:12,742 --> 00:25:14,107
Depends.
How old are you?

503
00:25:14,109 --> 00:25:15,676
Thirty-eight.

504
00:25:15,678 --> 00:25:17,878
Well, then yes. Yes, it does.

505
00:25:24,721 --> 00:25:26,290
What the...?

506
00:25:29,192 --> 00:25:31,059
Oh, my God.

507
00:25:31,061 --> 00:25:33,163
I need to go to the hospital.

508
00:25:45,742 --> 00:25:47,274
Security!

509
00:25:47,276 --> 00:25:48,809
Homeless kid
is trying to carjack!

510
00:25:48,811 --> 00:25:49,944
Who's missing a bag?

511
00:25:49,946 --> 00:25:52,213
No! Back off!

512
00:25:52,215 --> 00:25:53,780
No one is touching this bag!

513
00:25:55,784 --> 00:25:58,219
Step away from the car.

514
00:25:58,221 --> 00:26:00,053
It's me, Jordan.
This is my car.

515
00:26:00,055 --> 00:26:01,822
I'm not losing my job
over this!

516
00:26:06,463 --> 00:26:08,298
Ha!

517
00:26:18,907 --> 00:26:20,907
Hey, little girl.

518
00:26:20,909 --> 00:26:22,309
Who are your parents?

519
00:26:22,311 --> 00:26:25,146
Um, Jordan Sanders is my mom.

520
00:26:25,148 --> 00:26:28,449
Uh-uh.
Jordan doesn't have a child.

521
00:26:28,451 --> 00:26:30,518
Well, she keeps me hidden.

522
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:33,887
Just, please don't tell anyone
you saw me.

523
00:26:33,889 --> 00:26:35,388
You poor child.
That woman is even

524
00:26:35,390 --> 00:26:36,793
more horrible than I thought.

525
00:26:38,328 --> 00:26:40,328
She is not horrible.

526
00:26:40,330 --> 00:26:42,329
She just has
a very demanding lifestyle

527
00:26:42,331 --> 00:26:45,168
that might be giving her
a nervous breakdown.

528
00:26:46,535 --> 00:26:48,034
Hello?

529
00:26:48,036 --> 00:26:49,872
Hello, Child Services?

530
00:26:51,975 --> 00:26:53,941
Stop.

531
00:26:53,943 --> 00:26:55,809
Stop talking like that.

532
00:26:55,811 --> 00:26:58,482
How do you know
what I'm gonna s...

533
00:27:01,784 --> 00:27:03,416
...say?

534
00:27:06,990 --> 00:27:09,089
Where are my natural
teardrop boobs?

535
00:27:09,091 --> 00:27:12,159
I paid 15 Gs for those things.

536
00:27:12,161 --> 00:27:14,797
Why?! Why did you change?!

537
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,869
This can't be happening.

538
00:27:48,330 --> 00:27:50,000
Okay.

539
00:28:08,984 --> 00:28:10,417
No.

540
00:28:10,419 --> 00:28:12,121
Not this girl.

541
00:28:13,857 --> 00:28:15,857
Jordan, it's me.

542
00:28:17,961 --> 00:28:20,830
I got all 15 of your messages.

543
00:28:26,235 --> 00:28:28,168
Oh, aren't you cute.

544
00:28:28,170 --> 00:28:30,003
Are you related to Jordan?

545
00:28:30,005 --> 00:28:31,941
So you see her, too?

546
00:28:33,642 --> 00:28:35,509
See who?

547
00:28:35,511 --> 00:28:36,446
The little girl.

548
00:28:38,214 --> 00:28:40,213
Where's Jordan?

549
00:28:40,215 --> 00:28:42,148
Jordan?

550
00:28:42,150 --> 00:28:43,821
Do you really want to know?

551
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:46,319
Yeah.

552
00:28:46,321 --> 00:28:48,958
She's inside me.

553
00:28:50,225 --> 00:28:52,092
So you ate her?

554
00:28:52,094 --> 00:28:54,395
Is that what happened?

555
00:28:54,397 --> 00:28:56,963
Did you cook her
in your little Easy-Bake Oven?

556
00:28:58,368 --> 00:29:00,303
Jordan, hey, I'm here.

557
00:29:01,436 --> 00:29:03,236
Where are you?

558
00:29:03,238 --> 00:29:05,505
I got your dry cleaning.

559
00:29:07,176 --> 00:29:09,079
Did not pay me to babysit.

560
00:29:10,312 --> 00:29:12,114
I'm just gonna call her.

561
00:29:18,987 --> 00:29:21,489
She would never give her phone
to a child.

562
00:29:21,491 --> 00:29:24,024
Got that right.

563
00:29:24,026 --> 00:29:27,060
I don't know what you did
or how you did it,

564
00:29:27,062 --> 00:29:28,695
but you did something
to Jordan,

565
00:29:28,697 --> 00:29:31,197
you crazy little Chucky doll.
I'm calling the cops.

566
00:29:31,199 --> 00:29:33,300
Um, you had
a strawberry doughnut stain

567
00:29:33,302 --> 00:29:35,036
on your shirt yesterday.

568
00:29:35,038 --> 00:29:37,003
What the hell?

569
00:29:37,005 --> 00:29:39,540
One night, we were
brainstorming a dating app,

570
00:29:39,542 --> 00:29:41,375
and you were telling me
the lamest story

571
00:29:41,377 --> 00:29:42,976
about how you lost
your virginity

572
00:29:42,978 --> 00:29:45,078
in the back of your mom's
Dodge Ram van.

573
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:47,013
But you told
your college sweetheart

574
00:29:47,015 --> 00:29:48,482
that he was your first.

575
00:29:48,484 --> 00:29:51,053
You lying thot.

576
00:29:52,421 --> 00:29:54,924
What in the black Jesus?

577
00:29:59,195 --> 00:30:02,329
This doesn't make any sense.

578
00:30:02,331 --> 00:30:04,065
You went to bed grown,
and then you woke up...

579
00:30:04,067 --> 00:30:05,232
Little.

580
00:30:05,234 --> 00:30:06,733
But that's for white people.

581
00:30:06,735 --> 00:30:08,336
'Cause black people
don't have the time.

582
00:30:08,338 --> 00:30:10,604
- I know!
- What happened?

583
00:30:10,606 --> 00:30:12,339
I can't even think of what
could possibly have happened.

584
00:30:12,341 --> 00:30:14,508
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I mean...

585
00:30:14,510 --> 00:30:17,278
how did you go
from this to this?

586
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:18,315
That's...

587
00:30:20,515 --> 00:30:22,282
I have never seen
a better glow-up.

588
00:30:22,284 --> 00:30:25,386
April, can you help me
and figure this out?

589
00:30:25,388 --> 00:30:26,686
No, you're right.

590
00:30:26,688 --> 00:30:28,289
I'm... sorry.

591
00:30:28,291 --> 00:30:30,523
Let me just focus.

592
00:30:30,525 --> 00:30:32,461
Think.

593
00:30:34,530 --> 00:30:36,430
- I got it.
- What?

594
00:30:36,432 --> 00:30:38,199
Gucci Mane.

595
00:30:38,201 --> 00:30:40,033
He's had a better glow-up
than you.

596
00:30:40,035 --> 00:30:42,669
I mean, he's happy,
he's healthy, got a six-pack.

597
00:30:42,671 --> 00:30:44,171
He has a really nice smile,

598
00:30:44,173 --> 00:30:45,705
and I don't know
if those are veneers,

599
00:30:45,707 --> 00:30:47,640
- but people say we smile alike...
- April!

600
00:30:47,642 --> 00:30:49,645
Can you help me?

601
00:30:51,147 --> 00:30:53,513
Mm-mm.
I don't like that.

602
00:30:53,515 --> 00:30:57,283
- What?
- I like kids to have old-school manners, so...

603
00:30:57,285 --> 00:31:00,186
I'm not a child.

604
00:31:00,188 --> 00:31:02,391
- Mm...
- Okay.

605
00:31:08,097 --> 00:31:10,032
Please help me.

606
00:31:11,667 --> 00:31:14,167
"Please help me...

607
00:31:14,169 --> 00:31:16,169
Miss April, ma'am."

608
00:31:16,171 --> 00:31:17,704
Are you kidding me?

609
00:31:17,706 --> 00:31:19,272
No.

610
00:31:20,743 --> 00:31:23,778
Please help me...

611
00:31:23,780 --> 00:31:25,682
Miss April, ma'am.

612
00:31:27,183 --> 00:31:30,251
Okay, child.

613
00:31:30,253 --> 00:31:33,421
Okay, um, well,
try Benjamin Button syndrome.

614
00:31:33,423 --> 00:31:35,222
No.
That's when you're born old,

615
00:31:35,224 --> 00:31:37,590
and then you age backwards
until you're a baby again.

616
00:31:37,592 --> 00:31:39,326
Oh, well, my bad.

617
00:31:39,328 --> 00:31:41,595
I must have gotten my
magical body curses mixed up!

618
00:31:46,468 --> 00:31:48,101
Wait a minute.

619
00:31:48,103 --> 00:31:49,770
- What?
- That's it.

620
00:31:49,772 --> 00:31:52,106
That girl.

621
00:31:52,108 --> 00:31:54,642
The fire hazard
from the doughnut truck.

622
00:31:54,644 --> 00:31:58,279
She was waving that dumb wand
and wished I was little!

623
00:31:58,281 --> 00:32:00,114
Yeah, wishes don't come true.

624
00:32:00,116 --> 00:32:02,116
'Cause if they did,
I'd be on maternity leave

625
00:32:02,118 --> 00:32:04,217
with Michael B. Jordan's baby by now.

626
00:32:04,219 --> 00:32:06,353
Okay. So you're gonna go
to the office,

627
00:32:06,355 --> 00:32:09,690
stop by the truck, kidnap her
and bring her back to me, okay?

628
00:32:09,692 --> 00:32:11,325
I have some duct tape.

629
00:32:11,327 --> 00:32:13,394
We'll just starve her
until she reverses this.

630
00:32:13,396 --> 00:32:14,728
Yeah.

631
00:32:14,730 --> 00:32:17,130
Okay, or we could just ask her

632
00:32:17,132 --> 00:32:19,532
to use her toy wand
to make another wish,

633
00:32:19,534 --> 00:32:21,601
'cause that's way less
felony-ish.

634
00:32:21,603 --> 00:32:23,703
Just...

635
00:32:23,705 --> 00:32:25,205
- What are you doing?
- What?

636
00:32:25,207 --> 00:32:27,140
I need a glass of rosé.

637
00:32:27,142 --> 00:32:29,143
It's too early
for tequila shots.

638
00:32:29,145 --> 00:32:30,511
You're too young to drink.

639
00:32:30,513 --> 00:32:33,449
Relax. Just a couple of sips
to take the edge off.

640
00:32:36,218 --> 00:32:38,219
"Female...

641
00:32:38,221 --> 00:32:41,588
Gary Coleman disease."

642
00:32:41,590 --> 00:32:43,523
He died?

643
00:32:47,530 --> 00:32:49,430
Nosy neighbor.

644
00:32:49,432 --> 00:32:51,898
Swear to God,
you're gonna learn today.

645
00:32:51,900 --> 00:32:53,701
What?!

646
00:32:53,703 --> 00:32:55,336
Child Protective Services.

647
00:32:55,338 --> 00:32:57,206
Are your parents
or legal guardians home?

648
00:32:58,340 --> 00:33:00,907
Oh, um...

649
00:33:00,909 --> 00:33:02,842
April!

650
00:33:02,844 --> 00:33:04,547
Sorry.

651
00:33:09,151 --> 00:33:12,153
What you got there?
Nice rosé?

652
00:33:12,155 --> 00:33:14,555
So, who's in charge?

653
00:33:14,557 --> 00:33:15,623
Me.

654
00:33:15,625 --> 00:33:18,559
I have that, uh, Jordan Sanders

655
00:33:18,561 --> 00:33:20,426
is listed as the owner
of this apartment.

656
00:33:20,428 --> 00:33:22,663
Correct. Paid in full.

657
00:33:22,665 --> 00:33:24,365
Okurrr?

658
00:33:24,367 --> 00:33:25,801
You told me your name
is Jordan Sanders.

659
00:33:27,436 --> 00:33:28,836
I did.

660
00:33:28,838 --> 00:33:32,572
Well, the, um...
the other Jordan, the owner,

661
00:33:32,574 --> 00:33:35,175
he's, uh, my brother.

662
00:33:35,177 --> 00:33:37,243
Yeah. My-my dad.

663
00:33:37,245 --> 00:33:38,646
I'm a junior.

664
00:33:38,648 --> 00:33:40,915
Yeah, 'cause women
can be juniors, too.

665
00:33:40,917 --> 00:33:42,816
And where is your father now?

666
00:33:42,818 --> 00:33:44,350
Mm.

667
00:33:44,352 --> 00:33:46,252
My, um, father.

668
00:33:46,254 --> 00:33:47,655
That is a good question.

669
00:33:47,657 --> 00:33:49,557
- Auntie?
- Mm-hmm.

670
00:33:49,559 --> 00:33:51,692
Where's Daddy?

671
00:33:51,694 --> 00:33:55,930
You know exactly where he is.

672
00:33:55,932 --> 00:33:58,331
- Um...
- He's, um...

673
00:33:58,333 --> 00:34:00,701
- overseas.
- Space.

674
00:34:00,703 --> 00:34:04,204
- Uh, in a space overseas.
- Mm-hmm.

675
00:34:04,206 --> 00:34:05,638
Space Force.

676
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:07,875
Got it.
And your mother is where?

677
00:34:07,877 --> 00:34:08,845
She's a crackhead.

678
00:34:10,279 --> 00:34:12,346
Yeah, Jordan is a crack baby.

679
00:34:12,348 --> 00:34:13,980
It's so sad.

680
00:34:13,982 --> 00:34:16,817
That's why she's so hyper
all the time.

681
00:34:16,819 --> 00:34:18,755
Oh, yeah.

682
00:34:20,956 --> 00:34:22,723
Yeah, okay,
let me just document this.

683
00:34:22,725 --> 00:34:25,992
Aunt and crack baby.

684
00:34:25,994 --> 00:34:28,661
No, no, no, but this-this is,
this is just temporary,

685
00:34:28,663 --> 00:34:31,599
because she's going back
to her dad soon.

686
00:34:31,601 --> 00:34:33,300
Mm-hmm. Very soon.

687
00:34:33,302 --> 00:34:35,272
- Back where?
- Home.

688
00:34:36,973 --> 00:34:39,676
In Hawaii with my brother.

689
00:34:42,411 --> 00:34:44,214
That's President Barack Obama.

690
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:49,382
Hmm.
No, that's... my brother.

691
00:34:49,384 --> 00:34:52,719
Like, do they just
think we all look alike?

692
00:34:52,721 --> 00:34:55,655
Same dog and everything.
Okay, uh, and could you please

693
00:34:55,657 --> 00:34:57,391
tell me why you aren't
in school today?

694
00:34:57,393 --> 00:34:59,592
- Hmm?
- School?

695
00:34:59,594 --> 00:35:00,960
Girl, bye.

696
00:35:00,962 --> 00:35:02,762
I haven't been to school
in, like, years.

697
00:35:02,764 --> 00:35:04,297
No, that's not what she meant.

698
00:35:04,299 --> 00:35:05,833
That's not what you meant,
right?

699
00:35:05,835 --> 00:35:07,567
Oh, yeah,
that's not what I meant.

700
00:35:07,569 --> 00:35:08,835
- Mm.
- Joking.

701
00:35:08,837 --> 00:35:10,704
Okay, good,
because any parent or guardian

702
00:35:10,706 --> 00:35:12,773
of a child during the ages
of mandatory attendance

703
00:35:12,775 --> 00:35:14,608
shall send such child
to public school,

704
00:35:14,610 --> 00:35:16,009
private school
or a homeschooling program.

705
00:35:16,011 --> 00:35:17,645
Furthermore,
any parent or guardian

706
00:35:17,647 --> 00:35:18,978
who violates this code section

707
00:35:18,980 --> 00:35:21,815
shall be subject to fine,
imprisonment,

708
00:35:21,817 --> 00:35:24,317
community service
or any combination

709
00:35:24,319 --> 00:35:26,353
of such penalties
as the court sees fit.

710
00:35:26,355 --> 00:35:27,820
Say what, now?

711
00:35:27,822 --> 00:35:30,056
"Say what, now" is
enroll this child in school,

712
00:35:30,058 --> 00:35:31,692
or somebody is going to jail.

713
00:35:31,694 --> 00:35:33,027
That's what now say what.

714
00:35:33,029 --> 00:35:35,764
By "somebody," do you mean...

715
00:35:36,732 --> 00:35:38,898
You. That would be you.

716
00:35:38,900 --> 00:35:40,601
Now, the school district

717
00:35:40,603 --> 00:35:42,802
which Jordan
would be assigned to

718
00:35:42,804 --> 00:35:44,837
would be... ah...

719
00:35:44,839 --> 00:35:46,739
- Windsor Middle School.
- Windsor?

720
00:35:46,741 --> 00:35:48,375
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, hell no.

721
00:35:48,377 --> 00:35:50,511
Yes. Hell yes!

722
00:35:50,513 --> 00:35:52,545
We love that school.

723
00:35:52,547 --> 00:35:54,014
Enroll her there today,
and I will be

724
00:35:54,016 --> 00:35:55,081
checking that you do so.

725
00:35:55,083 --> 00:35:56,449
No.

726
00:35:56,451 --> 00:35:57,985
Look here, lady.

727
00:35:57,987 --> 00:36:00,753
I am a businesswoman,
and I have a company to run.

728
00:36:00,755 --> 00:36:02,021
She sells Girl Scout Cookies.

729
00:36:02,023 --> 00:36:03,523
She just takes it
really seriously.

730
00:36:03,525 --> 00:36:04,657
- I'm like...
- So I don't have time

731
00:36:04,659 --> 00:36:06,360
for Child Services,
and I sure don't

732
00:36:06,362 --> 00:36:07,960
have time for school, okay?

733
00:36:07,962 --> 00:36:10,530
Let me be clear.
I will have you in foster care

734
00:36:10,532 --> 00:36:14,802
and your goofy aunt over here
in jail if you don't. Okurrr?

735
00:36:14,804 --> 00:36:16,770
Yes. Okay. Yes.

736
00:36:16,772 --> 00:36:19,072
- No problem.
- Excellent.

737
00:36:19,074 --> 00:36:21,108
Now, if you don't mind,
I'm just gonna get

738
00:36:21,110 --> 00:36:24,878
- a video of you two together.
- Are you gonna... post this?

739
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:29,916
And this apartment because...
I like the evidence.

740
00:36:29,918 --> 00:36:31,351
I can't go to school.

741
00:36:31,353 --> 00:36:32,820
I'm not going to jail.

742
00:36:34,089 --> 00:36:36,489
I can't believe
I have to say this.

743
00:36:36,491 --> 00:36:38,625
You're gonna have to be me
in the office.

744
00:36:38,627 --> 00:36:41,427
They're not gonna listen to me.
I'm like the homey.

745
00:36:41,429 --> 00:36:43,896
You have to make them listen.

746
00:36:43,898 --> 00:36:46,400
I'll be on the phone
in your ear,

747
00:36:46,402 --> 00:36:48,434
so don't say anything
I don't tell you to say,

748
00:36:48,436 --> 00:36:50,503
don't do anything
I don't tell you to do.

749
00:36:50,505 --> 00:36:52,405
So you're still in charge?

750
00:36:52,407 --> 00:36:54,440
Always.

751
00:36:54,442 --> 00:36:56,809
Just keep everyone focused
on fresh ideas,

752
00:36:56,811 --> 00:36:59,382
or else the whole company
is over.

753
00:37:00,782 --> 00:37:03,016
That just really makes me
uncomfortable.

754
00:37:03,018 --> 00:37:06,719
Oh. But do you know what else
is uncomfortable?

755
00:37:06,721 --> 00:37:08,721
Unemployment.

756
00:37:08,723 --> 00:37:10,459
Okay.

757
00:37:12,127 --> 00:37:14,962
I will agree to cover
for you at the office

758
00:37:14,964 --> 00:37:20,032
if you agree to promote me
to creative exec.

759
00:37:20,034 --> 00:37:22,536
What'd you just say?

760
00:37:22,538 --> 00:37:25,038
I said, um,

761
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:28,041
for you to promote me
to creative exec.

762
00:37:28,043 --> 00:37:30,844
Well...

763
00:37:30,846 --> 00:37:33,012
look whose balls just dropped.

764
00:37:33,014 --> 00:37:34,848
I got to take what I want.

765
00:37:34,850 --> 00:37:37,520
- Isn't that what you said?
- Maybe.

766
00:37:38,621 --> 00:37:40,490
So, deal?

767
00:37:43,793 --> 00:37:45,425
Deal.

768
00:37:45,427 --> 00:37:48,094
Yes!

769
00:37:49,665 --> 00:37:52,900
- Just...
- You know, since I have to be you,

770
00:37:52,902 --> 00:37:54,467
I should probably
dress the part

771
00:37:54,469 --> 00:37:56,536
and borrow
some of your clothes.

772
00:37:56,538 --> 00:37:59,206
Your body can't fit
into my clothes.

773
00:37:59,208 --> 00:38:01,208
This is squats.

774
00:38:01,210 --> 00:38:03,210
This is Pilates.

775
00:38:03,212 --> 00:38:05,179
That body looks like BabyGap,

776
00:38:05,181 --> 00:38:06,846
Gymboree,

777
00:38:06,848 --> 00:38:08,584
OshKosh B'gosh to me.

778
00:38:09,918 --> 00:38:11,788
Ooh, you get on my nerves.

779
00:38:13,822 --> 00:38:15,822
Fine.

780
00:38:15,824 --> 00:38:17,056
Yes!

781
00:38:17,058 --> 00:38:18,692
This is ridiculous.

782
00:38:18,694 --> 00:38:20,027
Let me get this straight...

783
00:38:20,029 --> 00:38:22,529
you went to Target,
and you got me this?

784
00:38:22,531 --> 00:38:25,032
"Tarjay."
The overalls is what I got.

785
00:38:25,034 --> 00:38:27,233
The shirt is mine.

786
00:38:27,235 --> 00:38:30,737
I look great.

787
00:38:30,739 --> 00:38:32,675
Looking like Cookie
from "Empire."

788
00:38:34,243 --> 00:38:35,775
April.

789
00:38:35,777 --> 00:38:38,512
- Uh, you know this kid?
- Oh, hey, Vince.

790
00:38:38,514 --> 00:38:41,715
You know how Jordan always
asks me to do everything?

791
00:38:41,717 --> 00:38:43,784
- Yeah.
- Uh, well, this is her niece.

792
00:38:43,786 --> 00:38:45,786
Yeah, I'm watching her
while she's out of town.

793
00:38:45,788 --> 00:38:47,788
Oh.
That-that explains it.

794
00:38:47,790 --> 00:38:51,023
Yeah, we had a little confusion
with her yester... Um...

795
00:38:51,025 --> 00:38:53,594
Uh, did-did you guys, uh,
call Lyft?

796
00:38:53,596 --> 00:38:54,895
No. I got my keys.

797
00:38:54,897 --> 00:38:56,896
No, actually, Jordan
left these for me.

798
00:38:56,898 --> 00:38:58,799
Yeah.
It was part of our agreement.

799
00:38:58,801 --> 00:39:00,833
I-I don't think
Auntie said that.

800
00:39:00,835 --> 00:39:02,802
Now, stay out of
grown folks' business.

801
00:39:02,804 --> 00:39:05,505
Let me just take... Give me
the keys I let you play with.

802
00:39:05,507 --> 00:39:07,040
She's so funny.

803
00:39:07,042 --> 00:39:08,842
Ah, here we go.

804
00:39:15,150 --> 00:39:17,020
Okay, how do I close the doors?

805
00:39:19,955 --> 00:39:23,056
Now, how do I start the car?

806
00:39:23,058 --> 00:39:25,625
Just put it in electric mode.

807
00:39:25,627 --> 00:39:28,094
It's easier to...

808
00:39:28,096 --> 00:39:29,996
Whoa! Stop! April!

809
00:39:29,998 --> 00:39:31,931
Okay, I got it. I got it.

810
00:39:31,933 --> 00:39:33,833
W-Watch it! Stop!

811
00:39:33,835 --> 00:39:36,168
What-what are you doing?!

812
00:39:36,170 --> 00:39:39,139
Whoa!

813
00:39:39,141 --> 00:39:40,873
Okay, I got it. I got it.

814
00:39:40,875 --> 00:39:42,643
- No, you don't.
- Oh. No, I don't.

815
00:39:42,645 --> 00:39:44,848
Oh, I got...
okay, I got it now.

816
00:39:50,652 --> 00:39:53,186
I can't go in there. Mm-mm.

817
00:39:53,188 --> 00:39:55,255
You heard Agent Bea.

818
00:39:55,257 --> 00:39:58,061
If you're not registered today,
I'm going to county.

819
00:39:59,161 --> 00:40:02,094
But this place, the memories.

820
00:40:02,096 --> 00:40:04,066
It was so hard for me.

821
00:40:05,833 --> 00:40:07,936
I never felt so small.

822
00:40:10,139 --> 00:40:13,840
I-I know this is hard for you,
and I'm sorry,

823
00:40:13,842 --> 00:40:15,608
but I'm not going
to jail for you.

824
00:40:15,610 --> 00:40:17,911
You got to...
you're going to school.

825
00:40:17,913 --> 00:40:19,279
If you think I'm listening
to someone

826
00:40:19,281 --> 00:40:21,315
with such poor control
over their edges as you,

827
00:40:21,317 --> 00:40:24,750
then, girl,
you are severely mistaken.

828
00:40:24,752 --> 00:40:27,022
Okay. That's it.

829
00:40:31,192 --> 00:40:34,360
Listen, I'm the adult,
and you're the child,

830
00:40:34,362 --> 00:40:36,896
so when I say something,
you listen.

831
00:40:36,898 --> 00:40:39,032
Please.

832
00:40:39,034 --> 00:40:41,101
If you don't stop
embarrassing me

833
00:40:41,103 --> 00:40:42,902
in front of these
white people...

834
00:40:42,904 --> 00:40:44,270
Well, you're
embarrassing yourself.

835
00:40:44,272 --> 00:40:45,807
You know what?

836
00:40:47,109 --> 00:40:49,241
I'm sick of you.
Say one more thing.

837
00:40:49,243 --> 00:40:51,011
- I dare you.
- Fine.

838
00:40:51,013 --> 00:40:54,817
You're too fat for that skirt.

839
00:40:57,185 --> 00:40:59,619
You know what?

840
00:40:59,621 --> 00:41:02,221
If you want to take it there,
we going old-school.

841
00:41:03,759 --> 00:41:05,157
- What?
- Oh.

842
00:41:05,159 --> 00:41:07,226
- Let's go.
- I'm requesting backup.

843
00:41:07,228 --> 00:41:09,295
We have a BMW situation.

844
00:41:09,297 --> 00:41:11,331
Black mama whupping.

845
00:41:11,333 --> 00:41:13,366
- How you like that?
- Mm-mm!

846
00:41:18,072 --> 00:41:20,040
- Try me.
- Okay, see?

847
00:41:20,042 --> 00:41:21,808
- How you like that?
- No. You tried it.

848
00:41:21,810 --> 00:41:23,710
No, you tried it.
'Cause I've been looking at you

849
00:41:23,712 --> 00:41:25,344
like a little girl,
but you a grown-ass woman,

850
00:41:25,346 --> 00:41:26,846
and you gonna catch
a grown beat.

851
00:41:26,848 --> 00:41:29,318
Fine. 'Cause I got
this good knee back.

852
00:41:31,319 --> 00:41:33,753
And how about this?

853
00:41:33,755 --> 00:41:34,989
- April.
- Should I sell it?

854
00:41:34,991 --> 00:41:37,257
- Give that back to me now.
- What you gonna do if I don't?

855
00:41:39,328 --> 00:41:43,230
I told you not to test me!

856
00:41:43,232 --> 00:41:45,699
Yes!

857
00:41:45,701 --> 00:41:47,701
Start spanking your kids!

858
00:41:49,438 --> 00:41:52,105
Remind me of my mama.

859
00:41:52,107 --> 00:41:54,907
Can't believe
I'm back in this hellhole.

860
00:41:54,909 --> 00:41:56,375
That must be Principal Han.

861
00:41:56,377 --> 00:41:58,779
Just shut up and stay cool,
and I got it.

862
00:41:58,781 --> 00:42:00,313
- Hey. Nice to meet you.
- Hey.

863
00:42:00,315 --> 00:42:02,284
Nice to meet you.
Welcome, Jordan.

864
00:42:04,286 --> 00:42:06,887
Uh...

865
00:42:06,889 --> 00:42:08,020
She's just nervous.

866
00:42:08,022 --> 00:42:09,389
- Aw.
- Oh. Okay.

867
00:42:09,391 --> 00:42:11,058
Well, let's get you started.

868
00:42:11,060 --> 00:42:12,358
Come on.

869
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:14,360
Pull it together.

870
00:42:14,362 --> 00:42:17,730
Oh, there's your teacher,
Mr. Marshall.

871
00:42:28,810 --> 00:42:31,078
Damn.

872
00:42:34,882 --> 00:42:36,148
How I get detention?

873
00:42:36,150 --> 00:42:38,719
Yeah, I'll be just fine.

874
00:42:41,056 --> 00:42:42,822
- Hi.
- Hi.

875
00:42:42,824 --> 00:42:46,992
We are so...
excited to attend this school.

876
00:42:46,994 --> 00:42:49,061
This is Jordan.

877
00:42:49,063 --> 00:42:51,230
She's feeling nervous
about joining your class.

878
00:42:51,232 --> 00:42:53,800
Oh, yeah. Hey, listen,
don't be nervous, okay?

879
00:42:53,802 --> 00:42:55,034
Perfectly normal,
but don't be nervous.

880
00:42:55,036 --> 00:42:56,469
I'll be with you
the whole time.

881
00:42:56,471 --> 00:42:57,770
Promise?

882
00:42:57,772 --> 00:42:59,105
- Promise.
- Okay.

883
00:42:59,107 --> 00:43:00,974
Your daughter's adorable.

884
00:43:00,976 --> 00:43:02,375
Oh, not my daughter.

885
00:43:02,377 --> 00:43:04,043
That's my niece.

886
00:43:04,045 --> 00:43:06,012
- Oh.
- Um, and I'm April.

887
00:43:06,014 --> 00:43:08,014
- April. Gary.
- I'm single.

888
00:43:08,016 --> 00:43:10,250
But not looking.
I'm not desperate.

889
00:43:10,252 --> 00:43:12,985
Just... open and available.

890
00:43:12,987 --> 00:43:15,154
Got it.
That's where I'm at now.

891
00:43:15,156 --> 00:43:16,857
- I just got divorced.
- You got divorced? Oh, no.

892
00:43:16,859 --> 00:43:18,023
- So I'm, like, totally desperate.
- That's great.

893
00:43:18,025 --> 00:43:19,291
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

894
00:43:19,293 --> 00:43:21,128
Anyway...

895
00:43:21,130 --> 00:43:24,163
All right, uh, well,
school gets out...

896
00:43:24,165 --> 00:43:27,099
Okay, we should, um...
we should go.

897
00:43:27,101 --> 00:43:29,001
- Okay. Yeah.
- Okay. Bye, Gary.

898
00:43:29,003 --> 00:43:30,804
We can get it.

899
00:43:32,808 --> 00:43:35,074
Okay.

900
00:43:35,076 --> 00:43:37,476
We have a new student
joining our class.

901
00:43:37,478 --> 00:43:39,145
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is Jordan.

902
00:43:39,147 --> 00:43:41,547
All right?
And here's what we're gonna do.

903
00:43:41,549 --> 00:43:43,916
We're gonna give her
a nice, warm...

904
00:43:43,918 --> 00:43:45,451
a Windsor welcome.

905
00:43:45,453 --> 00:43:47,020
Huh? Let's start with...
There you go.

906
00:43:47,022 --> 00:43:48,221
What are you doing?

907
00:43:48,223 --> 00:43:49,889
This is not a Windsor welcome.

908
00:43:49,891 --> 00:43:51,791
This is not wh-what...
what I-I taught you guys.

909
00:43:51,793 --> 00:43:53,393
- Hey, hey, hey.
- I blame the parents.

910
00:43:53,395 --> 00:43:56,061
You know what, Mr. Marshall,
I'll just take it from here.

911
00:43:56,063 --> 00:43:59,266
Hi, everyone.
I'm Jordan Sanders.

912
00:43:59,268 --> 00:44:02,936
And I want to make a few things
clear before we get started.

913
00:44:02,938 --> 00:44:06,405
First of all, you're meeting
the new alpha of the class.

914
00:44:06,407 --> 00:44:08,909
I can establish
my dominance easily,

915
00:44:08,911 --> 00:44:11,511
or you can make it hard
for yourself.

916
00:44:11,513 --> 00:44:13,179
Oh, nice pants.

917
00:44:13,181 --> 00:44:15,849
If the floods are a-comin'.

918
00:44:15,851 --> 00:44:17,817
Come on.

919
00:44:17,819 --> 00:44:18,985
Yeah, your clothes suck.

920
00:44:18,987 --> 00:44:20,554
Charlie, zip it.

921
00:44:20,556 --> 00:44:22,188
Thank you, Gary.

922
00:44:22,190 --> 00:44:25,257
It's Mr. Marshall... for you.

923
00:44:25,259 --> 00:44:26,592
I'm the teacher.

924
00:44:26,594 --> 00:44:27,994
Mm-hmm.

925
00:44:27,996 --> 00:44:29,831
And I'm the student.

926
00:44:31,366 --> 00:44:33,433
Okay, where was I?
Yeah.

927
00:44:33,435 --> 00:44:35,835
We're gonna skip the
"haze the new girl" thing. No.

928
00:44:35,837 --> 00:44:37,938
It's dull. Predictable.

929
00:44:37,940 --> 00:44:40,206
And I will strike back
with a vengeance

930
00:44:40,208 --> 00:44:41,541
like you've never known.

931
00:44:41,543 --> 00:44:43,275
Well, if you didn't want
to be hazed,

932
00:44:43,277 --> 00:44:45,078
you should have combed your hair.

933
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:46,145
Okay, you know what?

934
00:44:46,147 --> 00:44:47,447
One more outburst,
and I'll cancel Spirit Day.

935
00:44:47,449 --> 00:44:49,382
I'm not joking around,
young lady.

936
00:44:49,384 --> 00:44:51,851
But you can't cancel
Spirit Day, Mr. Marshall.

937
00:44:51,853 --> 00:44:53,386
I am Spirit Day.

938
00:44:53,388 --> 00:44:55,487
- Oh, good Lord.
- Which reminds me...

939
00:44:55,489 --> 00:44:59,925
get your tickets to the hypest
school spirit pep rally ever.

940
00:44:59,927 --> 00:45:03,195
This year's theme
is Winchella.

941
00:45:03,197 --> 00:45:04,630
Windsor's
most talented students...

942
00:45:04,632 --> 00:45:07,333
and others that we couldn't
block from signing up

943
00:45:07,335 --> 00:45:09,001
because of new rules
of inclusion...

944
00:45:10,505 --> 00:45:12,605
...will show what makes
Windsor the best.

945
00:45:12,607 --> 00:45:14,608
Yeah!

946
00:45:14,610 --> 00:45:16,108
All right,
all right, all right.

947
00:45:16,110 --> 00:45:17,309
Thank you.
Pipe down. Pipe down.

948
00:45:17,311 --> 00:45:19,145
Open up your books.
You know what I mean?

949
00:45:19,147 --> 00:45:20,982
We're gonna do some learning.
Start pretending to read.

950
00:45:22,451 --> 00:45:26,219
Oh, boy, you know,
meeting new people.

951
00:45:26,221 --> 00:45:28,087
It won't always be
like this, okay?

952
00:45:28,089 --> 00:45:29,922
'Cause I could tell
when I met you

953
00:45:29,924 --> 00:45:31,393
that you are
a special young lady.

954
00:45:32,627 --> 00:45:34,326
You know what?

955
00:45:34,328 --> 00:45:36,496
- I feel like you get me.
- Really?

956
00:45:36,498 --> 00:45:38,197
I feel like I get you, too.

957
00:45:41,103 --> 00:45:43,136
So, you feeling
what I'm feeling?

958
00:45:43,138 --> 00:45:44,971
You want to quit?

959
00:45:44,973 --> 00:45:47,540
I think about
quitting every day.

960
00:45:47,542 --> 00:45:50,376
But I can't, because I have
a responsibility.

961
00:45:50,378 --> 00:45:51,913
Wh-What are you feeling?

962
00:45:53,315 --> 00:45:56,248
Oh. No, I'm not
feeling that at all.

963
00:45:56,250 --> 00:45:59,119
I'm a... I'm an adult...
adult man.

964
00:45:59,121 --> 00:46:00,920
And you should have a seat.

965
00:46:00,922 --> 00:46:03,956
Okay, Mr. Hard to Get.

966
00:46:03,958 --> 00:46:05,527
I see you.

967
00:46:06,929 --> 00:46:08,962
Mm-hmm.

968
00:46:08,964 --> 00:46:11,364
Go ahead and sit down.

969
00:46:11,366 --> 00:46:14,166
It's time.
Time to sit down.

970
00:46:14,168 --> 00:46:17,003
Just don't...
you know, just look...

971
00:46:17,005 --> 00:46:18,404
look-look the other way.

972
00:46:18,406 --> 00:46:20,040
Look the way... look the...
look up there.

973
00:46:20,042 --> 00:46:21,373
Look away from me.

974
00:46:21,375 --> 00:46:24,110
- Teach me something.
- Don't...

975
00:46:26,581 --> 00:46:30,616
So, uh, what are
us kids into these days?

976
00:46:30,618 --> 00:46:33,555
I'm looking for
the next big thing, you know.

977
00:46:37,225 --> 00:46:39,224
Uh, excuse you.

978
00:46:39,226 --> 00:46:41,393
Cutting without tipping
is rude.

979
00:46:44,065 --> 00:46:45,732
Ugh.

980
00:46:47,368 --> 00:46:49,034
Really?

981
00:46:49,036 --> 00:46:50,570
You feed this to children?

982
00:46:50,572 --> 00:46:52,371
- To eat?
- Mm-hmm.

983
00:46:52,373 --> 00:46:55,176
Postmates.

984
00:47:02,683 --> 00:47:05,018
You got this, Jordan.
You're grown.

985
00:47:05,020 --> 00:47:06,686
You're successful.

986
00:47:06,688 --> 00:47:09,121
These kids can't hurt you.

987
00:47:28,743 --> 00:47:30,509
Next table.

988
00:47:30,511 --> 00:47:34,014
Oh, my... She's coming over.

989
00:47:34,016 --> 00:47:35,215
Oh, really?

990
00:47:35,217 --> 00:47:37,183
- It's like that, sister?
- Mm-hmm.

991
00:47:37,185 --> 00:47:39,587
Okay. Fine.

992
00:47:43,125 --> 00:47:44,791
Come on. Come here.

993
00:47:44,793 --> 00:47:46,362
Hey.

994
00:47:48,263 --> 00:47:49,965
Come here.

995
00:47:51,500 --> 00:47:53,402
Oh.

996
00:47:55,404 --> 00:47:57,137
Never thought I'd say thank you

997
00:47:57,139 --> 00:47:59,538
to anybody offering me
the worst table in the house,

998
00:47:59,540 --> 00:48:01,741
but, um, thank you.

999
00:48:01,743 --> 00:48:04,543
- Sure.
- Mm-hmm.

1000
00:48:04,545 --> 00:48:07,713
Why do you guys need
a "safe space" for lunch?

1001
00:48:10,786 --> 00:48:12,786
Stop.

1002
00:48:12,788 --> 00:48:15,221
- It's becoming clear.
- Three years ago,

1003
00:48:15,223 --> 00:48:17,523
I answered too many questions
correctly. Friend Zone.

1004
00:48:17,525 --> 00:48:19,525
I didn't have any new clothes

1005
00:48:19,527 --> 00:48:22,195
at the start of school
one year.

1006
00:48:22,197 --> 00:48:23,797
Over.

1007
00:48:23,799 --> 00:48:26,268
I don't even know why
I'm he-he-h-here.

1008
00:48:35,243 --> 00:48:37,076
Who did this to me?

1009
00:48:37,078 --> 00:48:38,513
You better show yourself!

1010
00:48:41,116 --> 00:48:43,215
D-Don't-don't worry.

1011
00:48:43,217 --> 00:48:46,119
No one gets s-s-stuck
in the Friend Zone forever.

1012
00:48:46,121 --> 00:48:49,221
You're cute for thinking that.
Keep living.

1013
00:48:49,223 --> 00:48:51,090
No. He's right.

1014
00:48:51,092 --> 00:48:53,425
Once everyone sees our talent
at the pep rally,

1015
00:48:53,427 --> 00:48:55,695
we can finally get out
of the Friend Zone

1016
00:48:55,697 --> 00:48:57,764
and be in the center of it all.

1017
00:48:57,766 --> 00:48:59,532
We'll be cool with everyone.

1018
00:48:59,534 --> 00:49:00,532
It's gonna be very

1019
00:49:00,534 --> 00:49:03,869
"wh-what's up, what's up?"
in the hall.

1020
00:49:03,871 --> 00:49:06,672
Who does that Jasmine girl
think she is?

1021
00:49:06,674 --> 00:49:09,208
J-J-Ja-Ja-Jasmine, sh-she's...

1022
00:49:09,210 --> 00:49:11,610
Sing it, Isaac.

1023
00:49:11,612 --> 00:49:14,581
♪ She's so ♪

1024
00:49:14,583 --> 00:49:17,116
♪ Perfect. ♪

1025
00:49:17,118 --> 00:49:18,550
He doesn't stutter
when he sings.

1026
00:49:18,552 --> 00:49:20,156
I see.

1027
00:49:28,196 --> 00:49:30,230
- These answers better be right.
- Duh.

1028
00:49:30,232 --> 00:49:32,565
What is wrong with this school?

1029
00:49:34,235 --> 00:49:35,268
What is it?

1030
00:49:35,270 --> 00:49:36,835
Guys, check this out!

1031
00:49:36,837 --> 00:49:40,507
"When you can't afford
a blowout or new sneakers"?

1032
00:49:40,509 --> 00:49:42,375
Look at it.

1033
00:49:43,878 --> 00:49:46,179
Order for Sanders.

1034
00:49:46,181 --> 00:49:47,679
That's me.

1035
00:49:47,681 --> 00:49:49,417
All right.

1036
00:49:50,585 --> 00:49:52,554
Thank you.

1037
00:49:53,721 --> 00:49:55,621
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

1038
00:49:55,623 --> 00:49:57,556
There's no Postmates
in school, okay?

1039
00:49:57,558 --> 00:49:58,858
Sorry.

1040
00:49:58,860 --> 00:50:01,860
You know what?
I am done chasing you.

1041
00:50:01,862 --> 00:50:05,532
A man who finds a wife
finds a good thing.

1042
00:50:05,534 --> 00:50:07,470
That's Bible, Gary.

1043
00:50:10,304 --> 00:50:12,371
What a weird little girl.

1044
00:50:12,373 --> 00:50:14,507
April, you have to
come pick me up.

1045
00:50:14,509 --> 00:50:16,308
These kids are demons.

1046
00:50:16,310 --> 00:50:19,445
Jordan, I have my first
meeting, and I am freaking out.

1047
00:50:19,447 --> 00:50:21,313
I-I don't think I can do this.

1048
00:50:21,315 --> 00:50:22,648
Calm down.

1049
00:50:22,650 --> 00:50:24,616
Put me in your ear,
like, on Bluetooth.

1050
00:50:29,190 --> 00:50:30,590
- Hey, April.
- Hey.

1051
00:50:30,592 --> 00:50:31,891
I heard...

1052
00:50:31,893 --> 00:50:34,360
Okay. Uh...

1053
00:50:34,362 --> 00:50:36,529
- I heard Jordan was sick.
- Yeah, she's...

1054
00:50:36,531 --> 00:50:38,898
definitely gonna be out
for, like, a day or two.

1055
00:50:38,900 --> 00:50:40,532
You ready to hold it down
without her?

1056
00:50:40,534 --> 00:50:41,867
Mm-hmm.

1057
00:50:41,869 --> 00:50:44,770
All right, well,
I'll see you in the meeting.

1058
00:50:44,772 --> 00:50:46,475
And I'm sure
you're gonna shine.

1059
00:50:47,775 --> 00:50:49,808
You shining already.

1060
00:50:49,810 --> 00:50:51,844
Okay.

1061
00:50:54,449 --> 00:50:55,848
Okay.

1062
00:50:55,850 --> 00:50:57,650
Command their attention.

1063
00:50:57,652 --> 00:50:58,717
- VR goggles...
- Good idea.

1064
00:50:58,719 --> 00:51:00,485
Oh, I think... I think
we should do the... Right?

1065
00:51:00,487 --> 00:51:03,655
Guys, I need to command
your attention, please.

1066
00:51:03,657 --> 00:51:06,826
Uh, can we all just quiet down
and focus, please.

1067
00:51:11,532 --> 00:51:12,831
Thanks.

1068
00:51:12,833 --> 00:51:14,701
Where's Jordan?

1069
00:51:14,703 --> 00:51:16,636
Um, she's under the weather.

1070
00:51:16,638 --> 00:51:19,505
So I'm here
just filling in for her.

1071
00:51:19,507 --> 00:51:21,007
Is that why
you're wearing her clothes?

1072
00:51:21,009 --> 00:51:22,842
These aren't her... This?

1073
00:51:22,844 --> 00:51:25,411
The-These aren't her clothes.
These are my clothes.

1074
00:51:25,413 --> 00:51:26,545
You don't wear cheetah.

1075
00:51:26,547 --> 00:51:28,581
I always wear cheetah.

1076
00:51:28,583 --> 00:51:30,550
Jordan is never sick.

1077
00:51:30,552 --> 00:51:33,018
She must really be
on her deathbed.

1078
00:51:33,020 --> 00:51:36,021
Oh, which would be
a developer's, uh, dream.

1079
00:51:36,023 --> 00:51:38,925
Yeah.

1080
00:51:38,927 --> 00:51:40,659
Was that Preston?

1081
00:51:40,661 --> 00:51:43,730
Oh, if he wasn't so talented,
I'd fire his butt.

1082
00:51:43,732 --> 00:51:45,498
And he also has a good butt.

1083
00:51:45,500 --> 00:51:46,532
He does.

1084
00:51:46,534 --> 00:51:47,634
April's right.

1085
00:51:47,636 --> 00:51:48,967
We need to focus.

1086
00:51:48,969 --> 00:51:50,436
Thank you, Preston.

1087
00:51:50,438 --> 00:51:52,404
No. No. Uh-uh.

1088
00:51:52,406 --> 00:51:54,040
JSI is going under.

1089
00:51:54,042 --> 00:51:56,342
I'm gonna need Melissa
to shut up.

1090
00:51:56,344 --> 00:51:58,277
- I need to get a new job.
- No, you don't.

1091
00:51:58,279 --> 00:51:59,712
I'm looking at
Jordan's Facebook right now.

1092
00:51:59,714 --> 00:52:01,413
- Don't check it.
- This is off the rails.

1093
00:52:01,415 --> 00:52:02,949
You have to show them
you can be crazy.

1094
00:52:02,951 --> 00:52:05,951
- Y'all, I can be crazy, so... chill.
- Shoot. Okay.

1095
00:52:05,953 --> 00:52:08,587
Do it now,
or you'll never get control.

1096
00:52:08,589 --> 00:52:10,290
- Do what?
- Do it now!

1097
00:52:10,292 --> 00:52:11,594
I said listen up!

1098
00:52:14,328 --> 00:52:17,029
You want to see crazy?!
I can show you crazy!

1099
00:52:18,900 --> 00:52:19,998
Uh...

1100
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:28,308
What, y'all put bricks
in here or something?

1101
00:52:28,310 --> 00:52:30,342
Y'all recycle a lot. Wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

1102
00:52:30,344 --> 00:52:31,811
JSI is doing fine.

1103
00:52:31,813 --> 00:52:33,980
We all have jobs.
Let's do... Let's innovate!

1104
00:52:33,982 --> 00:52:35,815
We're JS Innovations.

1105
00:52:35,817 --> 00:52:37,750
I'm in charge.

1106
00:52:37,752 --> 00:52:40,656
Oh, God, this is so hard.

1107
00:52:42,757 --> 00:52:45,828
I don't know
what that was, and...

1108
00:52:47,628 --> 00:52:49,628
What are you wearing?

1109
00:52:49,630 --> 00:52:52,768
You look like a cheerleader
for the Migos right now.

1110
00:52:54,368 --> 00:52:56,001
This is the worst day ever.

1111
00:52:56,003 --> 00:52:59,641
I'm gonna need a stiff drink
and some clothes that fit.

1112
00:53:02,543 --> 00:53:04,643
Corner table for two.

1113
00:53:04,645 --> 00:53:05,813
Right this way.

1114
00:53:09,417 --> 00:53:11,083
Can I start you
with something to drink?

1115
00:53:11,085 --> 00:53:12,985
Oh, yes. I'll have a glass
of rosé, please.

1116
00:53:12,987 --> 00:53:14,387
Scotch on the rocks.

1117
00:53:14,389 --> 00:53:16,021
Two rocks.
And I mean two.

1118
00:53:16,023 --> 00:53:17,558
If there's three,
it's going back.

1119
00:53:18,793 --> 00:53:21,930
How cute are you?

1120
00:53:23,764 --> 00:53:26,099
- Are you in charge?
- Mm-hmm.

1121
00:53:26,101 --> 00:53:28,804
Let's get real.
This black card's in charge.

1122
00:53:31,806 --> 00:53:34,139
- What is this?
- The kids' menu.

1123
00:53:34,141 --> 00:53:36,576
Would you like this kid's foot
up your...

1124
00:53:36,578 --> 00:53:38,076
Oh, she'll have
a Shirley Temple.

1125
00:53:38,078 --> 00:53:40,014
Porterhouse, rare.

1126
00:53:41,449 --> 00:53:42,982
Right away.

1127
00:53:42,984 --> 00:53:44,416
Thank you.

1128
00:53:44,418 --> 00:53:45,884
Any leads on
the doughnut truck?

1129
00:53:45,886 --> 00:53:48,987
The city doesn't provide
contact info for the trucks,

1130
00:53:48,989 --> 00:53:52,157
and since someone took them
off our route...

1131
00:53:52,159 --> 00:53:54,761
- Damn it.
- But...

1132
00:53:54,763 --> 00:53:56,561
these trucks need to be
inspected every year,

1133
00:53:56,563 --> 00:53:58,998
and they can't just go
to any auto repair shop.

1134
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:02,634
So I narrowed it down to a
dozen repair shops in the city

1135
00:54:02,636 --> 00:54:03,902
that handle
food truck inspections.

1136
00:54:03,904 --> 00:54:05,570
And I have an intern
making calls,

1137
00:54:05,572 --> 00:54:07,105
so we should have a lead soon.

1138
00:54:07,107 --> 00:54:09,808
- Thank you.
- Here you go.

1139
00:54:09,810 --> 00:54:11,643
Yes. Thank you.

1140
00:54:13,114 --> 00:54:14,614
Mm.

1141
00:54:14,616 --> 00:54:16,681
This is heaven.

1142
00:54:16,683 --> 00:54:18,683
- I would... You know.
- Mm-hmm.

1143
00:54:18,685 --> 00:54:20,085
Mm.

1144
00:54:20,087 --> 00:54:21,853
Mm-mm-mm!

1145
00:54:21,855 --> 00:54:24,424
Oh, it's not all bad
at your school, though,

1146
00:54:24,426 --> 00:54:26,058
'cause can we talk about
Mr. Marshall,

1147
00:54:26,060 --> 00:54:28,059
the other white meat?

1148
00:54:28,061 --> 00:54:30,096
Oh, girl, I was thinking about
going back to pork.

1149
00:54:30,098 --> 00:54:31,431
Hello. Oink, oink.

1150
00:54:31,433 --> 00:54:32,864
Him fine as swine.

1151
00:54:32,866 --> 00:54:34,833
I'd like to
teach him some things.

1152
00:54:34,835 --> 00:54:37,436
What are you gonna teach him
in that scrawny, flat body?

1153
00:54:37,438 --> 00:54:38,804
Well, at least I'm not dried up

1154
00:54:38,806 --> 00:54:40,540
like a creek hit by a drought
down there.

1155
00:54:40,542 --> 00:54:42,608
Please stop.

1156
00:54:42,610 --> 00:54:45,578
Just a dusty bed of rocks
where water once flowed.

1157
00:54:45,580 --> 00:54:47,612
First, that's not...
it's not dusty.

1158
00:54:47,614 --> 00:54:50,081
Anyways, what's up
with you and Preston?

1159
00:54:50,083 --> 00:54:52,083
Making puppy dog eyes
at him all day.

1160
00:54:52,085 --> 00:54:53,820
We're just friends.

1161
00:54:53,822 --> 00:54:56,188
Well, yeah, 'cause you're
too scared to get at him.

1162
00:54:56,190 --> 00:54:59,090
You see, that's your problem
with work and men.

1163
00:54:59,092 --> 00:55:00,726
You can't close the deal.

1164
00:55:00,728 --> 00:55:02,061
Wh-What about you?

1165
00:55:02,063 --> 00:55:04,697
You hire employees
but don't trust them.

1166
00:55:04,699 --> 00:55:07,632
You meet people
but don't make friends.

1167
00:55:07,634 --> 00:55:10,235
You date, and you don't commit.

1168
00:55:10,237 --> 00:55:12,505
Committing is overrated.

1169
00:55:12,507 --> 00:55:14,005
I'm a boss.

1170
00:55:14,007 --> 00:55:16,041
I can't be heartbroken.

1171
00:55:16,043 --> 00:55:19,078
Men want me to be just like
a Mary J. Blige song.

1172
00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:21,213
Just down without them.

1173
00:55:21,215 --> 00:55:23,748
But I'm too strong
for that mess.

1174
00:55:23,750 --> 00:55:25,821
Okay.

1175
00:55:28,188 --> 00:55:30,489
Wait. Oh, can you actually
just leave the whole bottle?

1176
00:55:30,491 --> 00:55:32,558
'Cause she left her card,
right?

1177
00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:34,163
She comes from money.

1178
00:55:35,563 --> 00:55:36,929
What are you doing?

1179
00:55:36,931 --> 00:55:39,130
Mm, nothing.

1180
00:55:39,132 --> 00:55:41,000
Why are you sniffing
and holding my glass?

1181
00:55:41,002 --> 00:55:43,069
My hand is not on your glass.

1182
00:55:43,071 --> 00:55:44,770
I literally see
your baby fingers right now

1183
00:55:44,772 --> 00:55:46,038
gripping my glass.

1184
00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:48,040
Well, I think
you're seeing things.

1185
00:55:48,042 --> 00:55:50,576
Jordan, no drinking.
I mean it.

1186
00:55:50,578 --> 00:55:53,679
You got my aunties
over there trippin'. Stop.

1187
00:55:53,681 --> 00:55:56,782
Relax. I'm fine.

1188
00:55:56,784 --> 00:55:58,683
She's fine.
It's a game we play.

1189
00:55:58,685 --> 00:56:00,219
I'm drinking.
You're drinking.

1190
00:56:00,221 --> 00:56:02,087
One, two, three, drink.

1191
00:56:04,157 --> 00:56:06,092
Girl, that baby's drunk.

1192
00:56:06,094 --> 00:56:09,862
♪ Time on my hands ♪

1193
00:56:09,864 --> 00:56:13,065
♪ Since you've been away, boy ♪

1194
00:56:13,067 --> 00:56:16,969
♪ I ain't got no plans ♪

1195
00:56:16,971 --> 00:56:18,737
♪ No, no, no, no ♪

1196
00:56:18,739 --> 00:56:20,773
But, see, I do got plans,
'cause I'm the boss, okurrr?

1197
00:56:22,911 --> 00:56:25,645
♪ And the sound of the rain ♪

1198
00:56:25,647 --> 00:56:28,713
- ♪ Against my windowpane ♪
- Stop.

1199
00:56:28,715 --> 00:56:30,583
- Jordan, get down.
- ♪ Is slowly ♪

1200
00:56:30,585 --> 00:56:33,686
- ♪ Is slowly driving me insane ♪
- Stop.

1201
00:56:33,688 --> 00:56:35,654
- I'm sorry.
- ♪ Boy ♪

1202
00:56:35,656 --> 00:56:37,723
What are you do...? Why are you
embarrassing me like this?

1203
00:56:37,725 --> 00:56:40,992
♪ I'm going down,
I'm going down ♪

1204
00:56:40,994 --> 00:56:42,561
Go down, then.

1205
00:56:42,563 --> 00:56:43,962
Go... Come down.

1206
00:56:43,964 --> 00:56:46,232
♪ 'Cause you ain't around,
baby... ♪

1207
00:56:46,234 --> 00:56:48,134
Some kids need more
than just time-out.

1208
00:56:48,136 --> 00:56:50,101
First of all,
I am a great mother.

1209
00:56:50,103 --> 00:56:51,938
I encourage
this type of behavior.

1210
00:56:51,940 --> 00:56:54,139
- Matter of fact...
- ♪ ...side down... ♪

1211
00:56:54,141 --> 00:56:56,875
♪ Sleep don't come easy ♪

1212
00:56:56,877 --> 00:56:58,643
♪ Boy, please believe me ♪
- Don't worry.

1213
00:56:58,645 --> 00:57:00,813
- I'll be right back.
- Sorry. - Okay.

1214
00:57:00,815 --> 00:57:03,782
♪ Since you been gone ♪

1215
00:57:03,784 --> 00:57:07,052
♪ Everything's going wrong ♪

1216
00:57:07,054 --> 00:57:09,020
Everything. Everything.

1217
00:57:09,022 --> 00:57:10,623
Yes, Auntie!

1218
00:57:10,625 --> 00:57:12,724
♪ Why'd you have to
say good-bye? ♪

1219
00:57:12,726 --> 00:57:15,860
♪ Look what you've done to me ♪

1220
00:57:15,862 --> 00:57:18,230
- Who is this?
- ♪ I can't stop these tears ♪

1221
00:57:18,232 --> 00:57:21,634
- ♪ From falling from my eyes ♪
- You don't know her? - Baby...

1222
00:57:21,636 --> 00:57:22,735
♪ Ooh, baby ♪

1223
00:57:22,737 --> 00:57:24,940
♪ I'm going down ♪

1224
00:57:26,074 --> 00:57:29,775
♪ I'm going down ♪

1225
00:57:29,777 --> 00:57:33,945
♪ 'Cause you ain't around,
baby ♪

1226
00:57:33,947 --> 00:57:36,916
♪ My whole world's ♪

1227
00:57:36,918 --> 00:57:40,589
♪ Up... side down ♪

1228
00:57:41,755 --> 00:57:45,123
♪ Oh, I don't know what to do ♪

1229
00:57:45,125 --> 00:57:49,695
♪ If I ever lose you ♪

1230
00:57:49,697 --> 00:57:52,098
♪ I'll be going down ♪

1231
00:57:52,100 --> 00:57:56,170
- Oh!
- ♪ I said I'll be going down ♪

1232
00:57:57,404 --> 00:57:59,838
♪ Oh... ♪

1233
00:58:01,808 --> 00:58:04,744
- Oh, my word.
- ♪ Please forgive me, baby ♪

1234
00:58:04,746 --> 00:58:09,215
♪ I'm so sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry ♪

1235
00:58:16,924 --> 00:58:19,425
All right, I'm out.

1236
00:58:19,427 --> 00:58:23,395
April.
Y-You can't leave.

1237
00:58:23,397 --> 00:58:25,864
If Vince sees you
outside leaving,

1238
00:58:25,866 --> 00:58:28,736
then he might call Agent Bea.

1239
00:58:30,103 --> 00:58:32,971
Are you asking me
to spend the night?

1240
00:58:32,973 --> 00:58:36,010
I don't know how much longer
I can take being 13.

1241
00:58:37,878 --> 00:58:40,079
Please...

1242
00:58:40,081 --> 00:58:42,718
Miss April, ma'am.

1243
00:58:46,119 --> 00:58:48,089
Thank you.

1244
00:58:49,891 --> 00:58:53,025
Well, see you at
the crossroads, Wicked Witch.

1245
00:58:53,027 --> 00:58:55,630
So, how's it look?

1246
00:58:57,699 --> 00:58:59,431
Um...

1247
00:58:59,433 --> 00:59:01,967
it'll get you
through the night, yeah.

1248
00:59:01,969 --> 00:59:03,902
You like this movie?

1249
00:59:03,904 --> 00:59:05,938
Yeah, I love it.

1250
00:59:05,940 --> 00:59:09,474
Work! Work! Work! Work! Work!

1251
00:59:09,476 --> 00:59:12,078
Yes. Come through.

1252
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:15,780
And all lunch hours
are canceled!

1253
00:59:15,782 --> 00:59:18,416
- Are you serious?
- Now suffer!

1254
00:59:18,418 --> 00:59:19,819
Really?

1255
00:59:19,821 --> 00:59:21,286
Evillene was a boss.

1256
00:59:21,288 --> 00:59:23,422
I learned so much about
running a company from her.

1257
00:59:23,424 --> 00:59:25,757
We haven't had
a lunch hour in six months!

1258
00:59:25,759 --> 00:59:27,226
That explains a lot.

1259
00:59:27,228 --> 00:59:30,362
But I wasn't always
this hard on people.

1260
00:59:30,364 --> 00:59:35,233
When I was first this age,
I stopped being open and kind.

1261
00:59:35,235 --> 00:59:39,371
Every time I tried to fit in,
kids would just beat me down.

1262
00:59:39,373 --> 00:59:43,842
Make fun of me, bully me.

1263
00:59:43,844 --> 00:59:46,478
At that point,
I just gave up on people.

1264
00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:49,447
It hurt too much to care.

1265
00:59:51,252 --> 00:59:54,219
Anyways, when I grew up,

1266
00:59:54,221 --> 00:59:57,223
I guess I just
attacked people first

1267
00:59:57,225 --> 00:59:59,427
before they could attack me.

1268
01:00:05,165 --> 01:00:07,366
I get it.

1269
01:00:07,368 --> 01:00:09,335
You know,
it's hard out here for girls.

1270
01:00:09,337 --> 01:00:12,036
It's like, you get one shot
if you're lucky,

1271
01:00:12,038 --> 01:00:15,174
and if you don't hit
the bull's-eye,

1272
01:00:15,176 --> 01:00:17,446
people will drag you.

1273
01:00:22,282 --> 01:00:24,286
Am I done?

1274
01:00:26,154 --> 01:00:28,119
You finished and done.

1275
01:00:28,121 --> 01:00:29,223
Cool.

1276
01:00:36,130 --> 01:00:39,431
Initiating
"Bed" light sequence.

1277
01:00:39,433 --> 01:00:41,900
You're welcome, ladies.

1278
01:00:41,902 --> 01:00:43,134
What is going on?

1279
01:00:47,007 --> 01:00:49,375
- He's here.
- Who?

1280
01:00:56,016 --> 01:00:58,583
Oh, my God.
Did you order him?

1281
01:01:03,991 --> 01:01:06,592
Is this rich people Postmates?

1282
01:01:10,031 --> 01:01:11,963
Ooh.

1283
01:01:15,902 --> 01:01:18,270
He's doing the dolphin.
He could flip me.

1284
01:01:23,578 --> 01:01:25,610
Oh, my God.

1285
01:01:36,857 --> 01:01:38,224
Yes.

1286
01:01:42,596 --> 01:01:46,297
Ooh, put me in the middle
of that. Yes, yes.

1287
01:01:48,969 --> 01:01:50,402
Oh, no, you can't look at this.

1288
01:01:50,404 --> 01:01:52,036
This is for grown folks'
eyes only.

1289
01:01:59,246 --> 01:02:00,512
Kid, stop looking!

1290
01:02:00,514 --> 01:02:02,181
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.

1291
01:02:02,183 --> 01:02:04,983
- Oh, just calm down. It's fine.
- Oh, no. It's fine.

1292
01:02:04,985 --> 01:02:06,384
Just relax.

1293
01:02:06,386 --> 01:02:08,454
No, it is not.
No, it is not fine.

1294
01:02:08,456 --> 01:02:10,422
What... what's wrong with you?

1295
01:02:10,424 --> 01:02:12,958
Oh, 'cause she's a child. I...

1296
01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:15,393
- You a child.
- Oh, right.

1297
01:02:15,395 --> 01:02:17,929
What?
What-what are you doing here?

1298
01:02:17,931 --> 01:02:20,398
Well, what are you doing here?
This is my house.

1299
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:21,335
Who are you?!

1300
01:02:22,969 --> 01:02:25,270
Oh, um...

1301
01:02:25,272 --> 01:02:27,373
Well, I'm April,
with an "A" for "available."

1302
01:02:27,375 --> 01:02:30,308
It's so good...
so nice to meet you.

1303
01:02:30,310 --> 01:02:31,944
Yes. Ooh.

1304
01:02:31,946 --> 01:02:33,179
Wh-What I'm trying
to understand is...

1305
01:02:33,181 --> 01:02:37,181
why would you be in Jordan's
apartment watching some...

1306
01:02:37,183 --> 01:02:40,485
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

1307
01:02:40,487 --> 01:02:42,320
I know exactly who you are.

1308
01:02:42,322 --> 01:02:43,621
You do?

1309
01:02:43,623 --> 01:02:45,224
Well, sure.

1310
01:02:45,226 --> 01:02:46,525
Man, listen, listen,

1311
01:02:46,527 --> 01:02:48,059
everything's gonna be okay,
all right?

1312
01:02:48,061 --> 01:02:49,360
Don't worry,
everything's gonna be fine.

1313
01:02:49,362 --> 01:02:50,929
We're gonna figure this out
together.

1314
01:02:50,931 --> 01:02:53,165
It's-it's gonna take
some adjusting, and...

1315
01:02:53,167 --> 01:02:54,366
To be honest,
I'd always imagined

1316
01:02:54,368 --> 01:02:55,967
having my own kids
at first, but...

1317
01:02:55,969 --> 01:02:58,670
I guess, when God sends you
a child to love,

1318
01:02:58,672 --> 01:03:00,207
it doesn't matter
where it comes from.

1319
01:03:02,076 --> 01:03:04,543
Wait, what the hell
are you talking about?

1320
01:03:04,545 --> 01:03:06,712
This is why Jordan
was so closed off to me.

1321
01:03:06,714 --> 01:03:09,213
She was embarrassed to tell me
she's a single mom.

1322
01:03:09,215 --> 01:03:11,382
Oh, God, no.

1323
01:03:11,384 --> 01:03:13,552
- No, no, no, no, no. Get out.
- You know what?

1324
01:03:13,554 --> 01:03:14,686
- I think you better go. You should go.
- Go!

1325
01:03:14,688 --> 01:03:16,487
Look at you. You're so cute,
like a little doll.

1326
01:03:16,489 --> 01:03:17,989
We can go together,
but... you got to go.

1327
01:03:17,991 --> 01:03:19,058
Just lovable. Look at...

1328
01:03:19,060 --> 01:03:21,694
No, no,
wait, wait, wait, wait.

1329
01:03:21,696 --> 01:03:23,561
Oh, my God, you're so strong.

1330
01:03:23,563 --> 01:03:24,697
Key.

1331
01:03:24,699 --> 01:03:26,632
You sound just like your mama.

1332
01:03:26,634 --> 01:03:28,266
That... that tough exterior
just trying to...

1333
01:03:28,268 --> 01:03:29,467
just trying to protect
what's on the inside.

1334
01:03:29,469 --> 01:03:31,270
Look, you ain't
got to do that no more.

1335
01:03:31,272 --> 01:03:33,172
- Just give me the key.
- Okay? I'm here for you.

1336
01:03:33,174 --> 01:03:35,040
All right?

1337
01:03:35,042 --> 01:03:37,009
And look, don't-don't...
Listen, don't...

1338
01:03:37,011 --> 01:03:38,444
don't tell your mom, all right?

1339
01:03:38,446 --> 01:03:41,313
Just-just give me a chance
to explain, okay?

1340
01:03:41,315 --> 01:03:43,614
I'll-I'll be back, all right?

1341
01:03:43,616 --> 01:03:46,150
I'll be back. Daddy's home.

1342
01:03:46,152 --> 01:03:48,353
Mama's home, too.

1343
01:03:49,357 --> 01:03:51,489
I'm on Hinge, Tinder
and Christian Mingle.

1344
01:03:55,395 --> 01:03:57,395
So, now what?

1345
01:03:57,397 --> 01:04:00,366
I hate to say it,
but I have to go back to work.

1346
01:04:00,368 --> 01:04:01,733
And you have to go back to...

1347
01:04:01,735 --> 01:04:03,569
No, no, no.
Please don't say it, April.

1348
01:04:03,571 --> 01:04:05,036
To school.

1349
01:04:05,038 --> 01:04:06,704
We can't risk it
with Agent Bea.

1350
01:04:06,706 --> 01:04:09,641
You don't understand
what school was like.

1351
01:04:09,643 --> 01:04:12,177
Or is like.

1352
01:04:12,179 --> 01:04:15,547
The way this Jasmine girl makes
people feel about themselves?

1353
01:04:15,549 --> 01:04:18,750
She's mean, cruel, a bully.

1354
01:04:18,752 --> 01:04:21,420
Doesn't care about
anyone's feelings.

1355
01:04:22,757 --> 01:04:25,623
Yeah, I can't imagine
what that's like.

1356
01:04:25,625 --> 01:04:29,061
You're not talking about me,
are you?

1357
01:04:29,063 --> 01:04:32,297
There's probably a reason
why you became this Jordan.

1358
01:04:32,299 --> 01:04:34,532
You know, maybe you have to do

1359
01:04:34,534 --> 01:04:37,235
something differently
at this age.

1360
01:04:37,237 --> 01:04:39,174
Botox?

1361
01:04:40,507 --> 01:04:42,808
I'm just saying...

1362
01:04:42,810 --> 01:04:46,210
you have a chance
anyone would kill for.

1363
01:04:46,212 --> 01:04:49,148
You get to be a child again.

1364
01:04:49,150 --> 01:04:52,686
So, knowing what you know now,
what would you do different?

1365
01:04:55,723 --> 01:04:57,659
I'd stun on those kids.

1366
01:05:00,161 --> 01:05:01,559
Yeah.

1367
01:05:12,272 --> 01:05:14,505
- Hey.
- Look.

1368
01:05:18,446 --> 01:05:21,179
Mm!

1369
01:05:21,181 --> 01:05:23,514
- Straws? It's me.
- Oh, my gosh.

1370
01:05:23,516 --> 01:05:24,616
The hot pink.

1371
01:05:24,618 --> 01:05:26,351
- I know. I know.
- Look.

1372
01:05:26,353 --> 01:05:28,320
Oh, my God. Is that...?

1373
01:05:28,322 --> 01:05:29,788
Custom? Yes. Yes, it is.

1374
01:05:29,790 --> 01:05:31,590
- Jordan.
- Yeah?

1375
01:05:31,592 --> 01:05:33,391
- You look...
- I know, I know.

1376
01:05:33,393 --> 01:05:36,261
Wow. Jasmine gave you respect.
That's huge.

1377
01:05:38,299 --> 01:05:40,732
- It's time! - Yeah.
- Time for what?

1378
01:05:40,734 --> 01:05:43,134
- Time for everything to change around here.
- Yeah! - Uh-huh.

1379
01:05:43,136 --> 01:05:45,837
Winchella auditions
starting now.

1380
01:05:45,839 --> 01:05:47,206
- No. No, no, no.
- Yes!

1381
01:05:47,208 --> 01:05:49,474
No talent shows, no auditions.

1382
01:05:49,476 --> 01:05:52,478
We got this.
Isaac's got the voice.

1383
01:05:52,480 --> 01:05:53,645
♪ La. ♪

1384
01:05:53,647 --> 01:05:55,780
And we've got the moves.

1385
01:05:55,782 --> 01:05:58,116
'Ey! 'Ey!

1386
01:05:58,118 --> 01:06:00,251
It literally cannot go wrong.

1387
01:06:00,253 --> 01:06:01,487
Yes!

1388
01:06:01,489 --> 01:06:02,820
Let's do this!

1389
01:06:02,822 --> 01:06:05,389
Come on.
It's gonna be great.

1390
01:06:23,777 --> 01:06:25,409
That was amazing.

1391
01:06:25,411 --> 01:06:26,878
See you all at Winchella.

1392
01:06:26,880 --> 01:06:28,246
Yeah!

1393
01:06:28,248 --> 01:06:30,752
Oh, except for you, Becca.
You suck.

1394
01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:34,353
- Hm. -
- Come on, guys.

1395
01:06:34,355 --> 01:06:35,353
Next.

1396
01:06:35,355 --> 01:06:37,255
S-Sure you don't want
to join us, Jordan?

1397
01:06:37,257 --> 01:06:39,690
Yeah. We could really use
one more dancer.

1398
01:06:39,692 --> 01:06:41,527
- You could freestyle.
- No way.

1399
01:06:41,529 --> 01:06:44,563
I am never going on that stage
and sharing myself again.

1400
01:06:44,565 --> 01:06:47,398
I landed butt first in a stack
full of cardboard boxes

1401
01:06:47,400 --> 01:06:48,634
the last time I tried that.

1402
01:06:48,636 --> 01:06:49,670
Next!

1403
01:06:53,273 --> 01:06:54,842
Hi.

1404
01:06:57,511 --> 01:07:00,411
Okay. So, what's your talent?

1405
01:07:00,413 --> 01:07:02,883
Uh, uh, I'm-I'm-I'm singing.

1406
01:07:06,920 --> 01:07:09,253
♪ A-And, a-and ♪

1407
01:07:09,255 --> 01:07:12,757
♪ A-And, a-an-and, a-and... ♪

1408
01:07:12,759 --> 01:07:15,427
A-A-And we're finished. Next!

1409
01:07:18,331 --> 01:07:22,233
Okay, so...
sometimes he gets nervous.

1410
01:07:22,235 --> 01:07:24,369
B-But trust us, he's amazing.

1411
01:07:24,371 --> 01:07:26,637
And then we do this, like,
really hype dance,

1412
01:07:26,639 --> 01:07:27,940
- and we back him up.
- Yeah, yeah.

1413
01:07:27,942 --> 01:07:30,474
So we'll just skip to the part
where we dance.

1414
01:07:30,476 --> 01:07:32,413
Music.

1415
01:07:34,248 --> 01:07:36,715
W-We'll just go. Um...

1416
01:07:36,717 --> 01:07:39,717
a-five, six,
seven, eight, and...

1417
01:07:41,487 --> 01:07:42,954
Oh. Sorry.

1418
01:07:42,956 --> 01:07:44,288
Oh!

1419
01:07:47,427 --> 01:07:49,393
Okay, that's enough.
You're in.

1420
01:07:49,395 --> 01:07:50,929
See you all at Winchella.

1421
01:07:50,931 --> 01:07:52,530
Awesome. Thank you.

1422
01:07:52,532 --> 01:07:54,398
You guys are gonna be
blown away.

1423
01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:56,268
We already are.

1424
01:07:56,270 --> 01:07:58,172
Yes.

1425
01:07:59,607 --> 01:08:01,306
See?

1426
01:08:01,308 --> 01:08:03,808
See what?
That was a disaster.

1427
01:08:03,810 --> 01:08:06,545
It wasn't as great as we-we-we
thought it was gonna be.

1428
01:08:06,547 --> 01:08:09,547
But that's okay. We'll totally
kill it at-at-at Winchella.

1429
01:08:09,549 --> 01:08:10,616
Right?

1430
01:08:10,618 --> 01:08:12,284
- Yeah.
- Are you crazy?

1431
01:08:12,286 --> 01:08:14,453
She just let you into Winchella
just to make fun of you.

1432
01:08:14,455 --> 01:08:16,989
I don't know.
I mean, she seemed pretty nice.

1433
01:08:16,991 --> 01:08:18,489
Yeah, plus they won't laugh

1434
01:08:18,491 --> 01:08:21,260
when they really see
what we're about.

1435
01:08:21,262 --> 01:08:23,628
- Forget showing who you really are.
- Yeah! -

1436
01:08:23,630 --> 01:08:25,529
That is social suicide.

1437
01:08:25,531 --> 01:08:27,498
- Huh?
- You know what?

1438
01:08:27,500 --> 01:08:29,434
Let me teach you
how to be somebody else.

1439
01:08:29,436 --> 01:08:31,836
Somebody that a bully
wouldn't dare to make fun of,

1440
01:08:31,838 --> 01:08:34,805
because you're living a life
that they can only dream of.

1441
01:08:34,807 --> 01:08:36,707
And that can't happen here.

1442
01:08:36,709 --> 01:08:38,342
- Oh...
- I-I-I've... I-I've never skipped

1443
01:08:38,344 --> 01:08:39,944
a second of school
in my whole life.

1444
01:08:39,946 --> 01:08:42,417
Mm-hmm. And, uh,
where has that gotten you?

1445
01:08:43,517 --> 01:08:44,852
Let's go.

1446
01:08:54,428 --> 01:08:56,531
Whoa.

1447
01:08:57,664 --> 01:08:58,863
Wow.

1448
01:08:58,865 --> 01:09:01,699
- Wow.
- Whoa.

1449
01:09:01,701 --> 01:09:03,902
You live here?

1450
01:09:03,904 --> 01:09:06,404
- This is so c-c-cool.
- Whoa.

1451
01:09:06,406 --> 01:09:09,608
- Is this what having money feels like?
- Wow.

1452
01:09:09,610 --> 01:09:12,077
Okay, guys, now, focus.
This is about showing Jasmine

1453
01:09:12,079 --> 01:09:14,512
and the rest of the school
what they're missing out on

1454
01:09:14,514 --> 01:09:16,314
by not being friends
with you guys.

1455
01:09:16,316 --> 01:09:19,083
So we have to look like
we're having the most fun.

1456
01:09:19,085 --> 01:09:21,752
Isn't it easier to...
just to really have fun?

1457
01:09:21,754 --> 01:09:23,387
Ain't nobody got time
for reality.

1458
01:09:23,389 --> 01:09:25,457
We're talking about
the Internet.

1459
01:09:25,459 --> 01:09:26,858
Okay.

1460
01:09:26,860 --> 01:09:29,528
Um, HomeGirl, a vibe, please.

1461
01:09:29,530 --> 01:09:31,630
HomeGirl doesn't know you.

1462
01:09:31,632 --> 01:09:33,864
Voice recognition denied.

1463
01:09:33,866 --> 01:09:36,568
I said,
"HomeGirl, a vibe, please!"

1464
01:09:36,570 --> 01:09:37,836
All right.

1465
01:09:37,838 --> 01:09:39,503
Playing a vibe.

1466
01:09:39,505 --> 01:09:41,506
Okay.

1467
01:09:41,508 --> 01:09:45,844
So, no one's gonna be jealous
of you guys looking like you.

1468
01:09:45,846 --> 01:09:48,947
So we have to change
all of this. Follow me.

1469
01:10:00,093 --> 01:10:02,527
Yeah.

1470
01:10:07,133 --> 01:10:08,433
Oh, yeah!

1471
01:10:33,494 --> 01:10:35,659
Yeah.

1472
01:10:35,661 --> 01:10:37,496
No, no, no.

1473
01:11:10,798 --> 01:11:12,430
That was awesome.

1474
01:11:12,432 --> 01:11:15,533
- We look so cool.
- Oh! L-Look, look!

1475
01:11:15,535 --> 01:11:18,068
- Look at all these likes.
- Wow.

1476
01:11:18,070 --> 01:11:20,771
Even Jasmine
kitty-cat-heart-eyed our story.

1477
01:11:20,773 --> 01:11:23,942
I mean, I still think
Winchella would have been fun.

1478
01:11:23,944 --> 01:11:27,711
One wrong move, and then
you lose all your followers.

1479
01:11:27,713 --> 01:11:30,015
Forget Winchella.

1480
01:11:30,017 --> 01:11:32,184
She's right.
We can't mess this up.

1481
01:11:32,186 --> 01:11:34,452
I've changed your life
for the better.

1482
01:11:34,454 --> 01:11:35,953
My work here is done.

1483
01:11:35,955 --> 01:11:37,956
Your Lyft is downstairs.

1484
01:11:37,958 --> 01:11:40,795
- Thank you.
- Bye.

1485
01:11:42,629 --> 01:11:44,195
What are you doing here?

1486
01:11:44,197 --> 01:11:46,064
I don't know, okay?

1487
01:11:46,066 --> 01:11:47,799
I-I-I... I walked into a store,

1488
01:11:47,801 --> 01:11:49,868
there was pink everywhere,
and the next thing I know,

1489
01:11:49,870 --> 01:11:52,737
I'm handing over
my credit card, and...

1490
01:11:52,739 --> 01:11:55,474
You... you probably don't
play with toys, huh?

1491
01:11:55,476 --> 01:11:58,042
I should have thought
about this.

1492
01:11:58,044 --> 01:12:00,077
Look, I'm-I'm nervous, okay?
I just want to make

1493
01:12:00,079 --> 01:12:01,947
a good impression
on you and your mom.

1494
01:12:01,949 --> 01:12:03,814
- Wh-Where's Jordan?
- Business trip.

1495
01:12:03,816 --> 01:12:06,217
Look, do you want me to send
her a message or something?

1496
01:12:06,219 --> 01:12:08,854
N-No. I-I mean... yes.

1497
01:12:08,856 --> 01:12:11,489
There's just
so much I want to say.

1498
01:12:11,491 --> 01:12:14,529
But your mama just makes it
so hard to talk face-to-face.

1499
01:12:15,995 --> 01:12:18,965
Just... come in.

1500
01:12:22,870 --> 01:12:24,101
Hey.

1501
01:12:24,103 --> 01:12:25,804
- What is happening?
- Hey.

1502
01:12:25,806 --> 01:12:27,605
N-No, n-no.

1503
01:12:27,607 --> 01:12:29,707
Yo, these are dope.

1504
01:12:29,709 --> 01:12:31,909
Uh, thanks.

1505
01:12:31,911 --> 01:12:33,043
So, you ready?

1506
01:12:33,045 --> 01:12:35,613
Uh-huh. Uh, no.

1507
01:12:35,615 --> 01:12:38,049
I can't do it. I can't run
another pitch meeting.

1508
01:12:38,051 --> 01:12:39,951
And it's fine.
It's good. I'm good.

1509
01:12:39,953 --> 01:12:42,753
April, you have so many
dope ideas. Look at this.

1510
01:12:42,755 --> 01:12:45,657
You know, you could really
bring a team together.

1511
01:12:45,659 --> 01:12:47,091
I can't do it like Jordan.

1512
01:12:47,093 --> 01:12:48,792
Yes, thank God.

1513
01:12:48,794 --> 01:12:51,061
She never lets us get
our ideas out, and that's...

1514
01:12:51,063 --> 01:12:52,564
that's including you.

1515
01:12:52,566 --> 01:12:53,899
You're right.

1516
01:12:53,901 --> 01:12:55,567
So, what you gonna do?

1517
01:12:55,569 --> 01:12:59,069
I-I guess I'm gonna run it...
like me?

1518
01:12:59,071 --> 01:13:00,671
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear
what you said.

1519
01:13:00,673 --> 01:13:01,973
I said I'm gonna run it
like me.

1520
01:13:01,975 --> 01:13:03,942
I'm sorry,
I-I couldn't hear you.

1521
01:13:03,944 --> 01:13:05,710
- I'm gonna go up there...
- Uh-huh.

1522
01:13:05,712 --> 01:13:08,046
...and run that pitch meeting
like April, who's me.

1523
01:13:08,048 --> 01:13:09,680
- Uh-huh.
- And I'm gonna kill it.

1524
01:13:09,682 --> 01:13:11,216
- You gonna kill it?
- Yes! I'm gonna... up there,

1525
01:13:11,218 --> 01:13:12,751
- I'm gonna kill it.
- You gonna kill up there.

1526
01:13:12,753 --> 01:13:14,019
- Yes.
- Okay.

1527
01:13:14,021 --> 01:13:15,586
April, when I first heard

1528
01:13:15,588 --> 01:13:17,255
that you were leading
the pitch meeting,

1529
01:13:17,257 --> 01:13:19,024
I really only came
for the bagels.

1530
01:13:20,259 --> 01:13:22,060
But this is the first time

1531
01:13:22,062 --> 01:13:24,563
I feel like my pitch
has actually been heard.

1532
01:13:24,565 --> 01:13:26,631
Tell me about it.

1533
01:13:26,633 --> 01:13:28,966
I haven't even taken one
of my antianxiety pills today.

1534
01:13:28,968 --> 01:13:30,902
I mean, look at us.
I mean, this is nice, right?

1535
01:13:30,904 --> 01:13:32,237
I mean, this is, like,
a very positive,

1536
01:13:32,239 --> 01:13:33,637
like, A.A. meeting, right?

1537
01:13:33,639 --> 01:13:35,340
Yeah. Right?

1538
01:13:35,342 --> 01:13:37,309
Well, thank you, guys, so much.

1539
01:13:37,311 --> 01:13:40,110
I-I'm so glad this is fun.

1540
01:13:40,112 --> 01:13:41,947
But I have to be honest.

1541
01:13:41,949 --> 01:13:43,681
The ideas
just aren't there yet.

1542
01:13:43,683 --> 01:13:45,583
We got to do better.

1543
01:13:45,585 --> 01:13:47,085
Let's hear 'em!

1544
01:13:47,087 --> 01:13:49,086
Ready to make that money!

1545
01:13:49,088 --> 01:13:50,654
- Uh...
- Is-is that...?

1546
01:13:50,656 --> 01:13:52,157
Mr. Connor.

1547
01:13:52,159 --> 01:13:54,259
- How long have you been here?
- I don't know.

1548
01:13:54,261 --> 01:13:56,260
I never learned
how to tell time.

1549
01:13:56,262 --> 01:13:58,028
Someone else does time for me.

1550
01:13:58,030 --> 01:14:00,998
Well, the-the pitch
isn't until tomorrow.

1551
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:02,703
Where's Jordan?

1552
01:14:04,070 --> 01:14:05,737
Jordan...

1553
01:14:05,739 --> 01:14:07,072
Can I see it?

1554
01:14:07,074 --> 01:14:09,808
She's at home...

1555
01:14:09,810 --> 01:14:12,377
dealing with some stuff...

1556
01:14:12,379 --> 01:14:14,179
in her private area.

1557
01:14:14,181 --> 01:14:15,947
That's... Whew!

1558
01:14:15,949 --> 01:14:17,849
It is on fire.

1559
01:14:17,851 --> 01:14:20,685
Mm. Got a hotbox down there?

1560
01:14:20,687 --> 01:14:23,087
I've dealt with a few o' those.

1561
01:14:23,089 --> 01:14:24,989
You said you dealt
with a... a few?

1562
01:14:24,991 --> 01:14:27,024
So, what have you got?

1563
01:14:27,026 --> 01:14:30,060
Come on,
the suspense is killing me.

1564
01:14:32,732 --> 01:14:34,832
So, what's your plan
for my mom?

1565
01:14:34,834 --> 01:14:38,002
There is no plan.

1566
01:14:38,004 --> 01:14:39,703
I enjoy spending time with her.

1567
01:14:39,705 --> 01:14:41,773
Well, that can't be it.

1568
01:14:41,775 --> 01:14:44,109
There's got to be some...
angle.

1569
01:14:44,111 --> 01:14:46,047
Well, there isn't.

1570
01:14:47,280 --> 01:14:50,649
I see her, you know?

1571
01:14:50,651 --> 01:14:53,118
I mean, she's only tough
so no one can hurt her.

1572
01:14:53,120 --> 01:14:55,886
But on the low...

1573
01:14:55,888 --> 01:14:58,023
your mom is really,
really silly.

1574
01:14:58,025 --> 01:14:59,924
Like, I can't even tell you
how many times

1575
01:14:59,926 --> 01:15:01,960
I caught her goofing
and dancing around here

1576
01:15:01,962 --> 01:15:03,360
when she thought
no one was watching.

1577
01:15:03,362 --> 01:15:06,096
Mm-hmm.

1578
01:15:06,098 --> 01:15:09,167
All right.
Then let's get real.

1579
01:15:09,169 --> 01:15:10,435
Mm.

1580
01:15:10,437 --> 01:15:11,970
You're here for her money, huh?

1581
01:15:11,972 --> 01:15:13,037
What?

1582
01:15:13,039 --> 01:15:14,104
Mm-hmm.

1583
01:15:14,106 --> 01:15:16,140
No, I'm not here for her money.

1584
01:15:16,142 --> 01:15:18,810
I, uh...
I do pretty well for myself.

1585
01:15:18,812 --> 01:15:21,179
You're a starving artist.

1586
01:15:21,181 --> 01:15:23,213
Yes, I am an artist.

1587
01:15:23,215 --> 01:15:25,817
Your mom only assumes
I'm starving.

1588
01:15:25,819 --> 01:15:27,217
I actually just had
a great show

1589
01:15:27,219 --> 01:15:28,755
at the Studio Museum in Harlem.

1590
01:15:31,324 --> 01:15:35,827
I am surprised that I...

1591
01:15:35,829 --> 01:15:38,697
my mom didn't know that
about you.

1592
01:15:38,699 --> 01:15:41,131
Oh. I mean, how could she?

1593
01:15:41,133 --> 01:15:42,934
Right?

1594
01:15:42,936 --> 01:15:44,802
She never asks me anything,
and...

1595
01:15:44,804 --> 01:15:47,137
she definitely doesn't
tell me much about herself.

1596
01:15:47,139 --> 01:15:49,343
I mean, I...
I didn't know about you.

1597
01:15:50,776 --> 01:15:52,342
Then...

1598
01:15:52,344 --> 01:15:55,281
if she's so tough,
then why are you here?

1599
01:15:58,485 --> 01:16:00,821
I care about your mom.

1600
01:16:02,021 --> 01:16:04,221
To be that guarded...

1601
01:16:04,223 --> 01:16:07,425
it has to be lonely.

1602
01:16:07,427 --> 01:16:09,493
I just want her to know that,

1603
01:16:09,495 --> 01:16:12,296
even though she may feel
like she's on her own,

1604
01:16:12,298 --> 01:16:15,703
no matter what,
I truly have her back.

1605
01:16:18,070 --> 01:16:21,405
That... is very nice to hear.

1606
01:16:21,407 --> 01:16:23,140
You see, I could...
I could do this.

1607
01:16:23,142 --> 01:16:25,810
I can do this, right?
I-I could be a great dad.

1608
01:16:25,812 --> 01:16:28,345
You know what?
This was a really good talk.

1609
01:16:28,347 --> 01:16:30,280
How about you just
give me a hug?

1610
01:16:30,282 --> 01:16:31,815
Okay.

1611
01:16:31,817 --> 01:16:33,484
- Yeah.
- Oh, my gosh, you're so cool.

1612
01:16:33,486 --> 01:16:35,920
I knew it. I knew
we were gonna hit it off.

1613
01:16:35,922 --> 01:16:39,157
Okay. All right.
All right. Oh, oh.

1614
01:16:39,159 --> 01:16:41,426
Okay. All right. Okay.

1615
01:16:41,428 --> 01:16:43,994
Let go. Uh-uh. Mm-mm.
Ah, wait, wait, wait.

1616
01:16:43,996 --> 01:16:45,363
Get... Ah-ah-ah.

1617
01:16:45,365 --> 01:16:47,232
A-All right, all right.
Oh, w-wait a minute.

1618
01:16:47,234 --> 01:16:50,033
Hold on. Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, no.

1619
01:16:50,035 --> 01:16:52,237
What-what are you doing?

1620
01:16:52,239 --> 01:16:53,537
Oh.

1621
01:16:53,539 --> 01:16:54,973
Right. Um...

1622
01:16:54,975 --> 01:16:56,306
No, don't.
You're on time-out.

1623
01:16:56,308 --> 01:16:58,376
You need to stay here and...

1624
01:16:58,378 --> 01:17:00,010
Matter of fact,
you go sit in the corner,

1625
01:17:00,012 --> 01:17:01,211
you think about what you did.

1626
01:17:01,213 --> 01:17:03,948
I-I'm gonna leave you
by yourself.

1627
01:17:03,950 --> 01:17:05,984
No, just... wait.

1628
01:17:05,986 --> 01:17:08,389
Come back.

1629
01:17:17,830 --> 01:17:19,530
Come on.

1630
01:17:19,532 --> 01:17:21,131
- What's-what's her name?
- Oh, it... that's April.

1631
01:17:21,133 --> 01:17:22,801
April. April!

1632
01:17:22,803 --> 01:17:24,135
- Hey.
- Put me in your ear,

1633
01:17:24,137 --> 01:17:25,269
and I'll tell you what to say.

1634
01:17:25,271 --> 01:17:27,238
Time is money. Bring it.

1635
01:17:27,240 --> 01:17:29,073
- What do you got?
- April?

1636
01:17:29,075 --> 01:17:31,309
- I got to go.
- Don't you dare hang up on me!

1637
01:17:31,311 --> 01:17:33,344
Sorry. It's...
Can't hang up.

1638
01:17:33,346 --> 01:17:35,579
It was like, "Can you
hear me now?" And then it...

1639
01:17:35,581 --> 01:17:37,849
April!

1640
01:17:37,851 --> 01:17:41,452
Uh, the idea that we want
to pitch tomorrow

1641
01:17:41,454 --> 01:17:43,357
is called, um...

1642
01:17:45,424 --> 01:17:47,425
It's called DiscoverEyes.

1643
01:17:47,427 --> 01:17:51,128
It's an interactive game
where you can see the world

1644
01:17:51,130 --> 01:17:53,198
through the eyes of a child.

1645
01:17:55,835 --> 01:17:57,402
Or, you know,
we have other ideas, too.

1646
01:17:57,404 --> 01:17:59,470
- You... She...
- Mm-hmm. Right?

1647
01:17:59,472 --> 01:18:02,176
No.
That's the one I want to hear.

1648
01:18:03,576 --> 01:18:06,043
DiscoverEyes.

1649
01:18:06,045 --> 01:18:07,278
Dope.

1650
01:18:07,280 --> 01:18:10,148
I'll be back in 24 hours
to hear the pitch.

1651
01:18:11,250 --> 01:18:12,483
- DiscoverEyes.
- Yes.

1652
01:18:12,485 --> 01:18:13,551
DiscoverEyes.

1653
01:18:13,553 --> 01:18:16,220
- Sounds promising.
- Yeah. - Right.

1654
01:18:16,222 --> 01:18:18,323
DiscoverEyes.

1655
01:18:18,325 --> 01:18:20,094
- Scott?
- Yeah.

1656
01:18:22,294 --> 01:18:24,061
You did it.

1657
01:18:24,063 --> 01:18:26,096
We did it, guys.

1658
01:18:26,098 --> 01:18:27,497
You did what?!

1659
01:18:27,499 --> 01:18:29,868
I never approved DiscoverEyes.

1660
01:18:29,870 --> 01:18:32,403
I never approved
you even pitching that idea.

1661
01:18:32,405 --> 01:18:34,404
And now my future
of my whole company

1662
01:18:34,406 --> 01:18:36,274
is gonna be running off
an assistant's pitch?

1663
01:18:36,276 --> 01:18:39,113
Well, what did you want me
to do? You told me to help.

1664
01:18:40,213 --> 01:18:42,081
You serious?

1665
01:18:44,316 --> 01:18:47,351
Disloyal, self-serving!

1666
01:18:47,353 --> 01:18:48,886
Huh.

1667
01:18:48,888 --> 01:18:51,322
You did this for you, not me.

1668
01:18:51,324 --> 01:18:53,024
Not the company.

1669
01:18:53,026 --> 01:18:55,025
So I'm self-serving?

1670
01:18:55,027 --> 01:18:57,996
You're the one who only cares
about yourself.

1671
01:18:57,998 --> 01:19:00,030
You're nasty to everyone here,

1672
01:19:00,032 --> 01:19:02,332
like we're not trying to help
make your company great.

1673
01:19:02,334 --> 01:19:03,568
Yeah, right.

1674
01:19:03,570 --> 01:19:05,670
Sure. You stab me in the back,

1675
01:19:05,672 --> 01:19:07,204
then blabbing
all your bad ideas

1676
01:19:07,206 --> 01:19:10,308
to my top client
to get your first shot.

1677
01:19:10,310 --> 01:19:12,010
How would you know?

1678
01:19:12,012 --> 01:19:14,479
'Cause you've never even
heard my pitch.

1679
01:19:14,481 --> 01:19:16,146
You are such a child.

1680
01:19:16,148 --> 01:19:17,482
Whether you're 38 or 13,

1681
01:19:17,484 --> 01:19:19,484
it's still the same mess
with you.

1682
01:19:19,486 --> 01:19:23,320
You see, now I know why you're
too scared of taking risks.

1683
01:19:23,322 --> 01:19:26,591
'Cause you don't even know
what the hell you're doing!

1684
01:19:26,593 --> 01:19:28,229
You should just stay scared.

1685
01:19:29,963 --> 01:19:32,363
You know what?

1686
01:19:32,365 --> 01:19:36,634
I'm sending all the pitches
in your in-box, including mine,

1687
01:19:36,636 --> 01:19:38,368
because, clearly,
you want to do this

1688
01:19:38,370 --> 01:19:39,970
on your own, which is fine.

1689
01:19:39,972 --> 01:19:42,105
Yes, that's exactly
how I want it.

1690
01:19:42,107 --> 01:19:43,573
You know what I want?

1691
01:19:43,575 --> 01:19:45,310
Carbs!

1692
01:19:45,312 --> 01:19:47,377
That's what I want!

1693
01:19:47,379 --> 01:19:49,012
I quit!

1694
01:19:49,014 --> 01:19:50,614
- Go, then!
- I'm doing that right now.

1695
01:19:50,616 --> 01:19:52,582
I'm not following
your instructions anymore.

1696
01:19:52,584 --> 01:19:54,185
So, girl, bye!

1697
01:19:54,187 --> 01:19:55,452
Girl, bye!

1698
01:19:55,454 --> 01:19:58,189
What'd you say?
Bye, girl!

1699
01:19:58,191 --> 01:19:59,390
Girl, bye-bye!

1700
01:19:59,392 --> 01:20:01,559
Bye, bye, bye! I'm NSYNC.

1701
01:20:01,561 --> 01:20:04,028
And take
your damn bagels with you.

1702
01:20:04,030 --> 01:20:06,163
Oh!
Was that an everything bagel?

1703
01:20:06,165 --> 01:20:07,998
You are nothing!

1704
01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:09,567
And bring me back my clothes.

1705
01:20:09,569 --> 01:20:11,168
Too late. I stretched them out.

1706
01:20:11,170 --> 01:20:13,037
- I still want them!
- Too bad.

1707
01:20:13,039 --> 01:20:14,338
There's only one

1708
01:20:14,340 --> 01:20:15,974
person I know
who acts like that.

1709
01:20:15,976 --> 01:20:17,574
- Don't say it.
- Jordan Sanders.

1710
01:20:19,212 --> 01:20:21,144
- Hey.
- What?

1711
01:20:21,146 --> 01:20:24,282
- Who are you?
- Excuse me?

1712
01:20:24,284 --> 01:20:26,350
- Whose child are you?
- Whose child are you?

1713
01:20:26,352 --> 01:20:28,318
Whose child is this
walking around here

1714
01:20:28,320 --> 01:20:29,686
in a tiny pink pantsuit?

1715
01:20:29,688 --> 01:20:31,756
Shut up! Get back to work.

1716
01:20:31,758 --> 01:20:33,291
You know what?

1717
01:20:33,293 --> 01:20:34,524
She need a whupping.
What's in my purse?

1718
01:20:34,526 --> 01:20:35,859
- What you doing?
- Let me go.

1719
01:20:35,861 --> 01:20:38,128
You know, I'm gonna go get
a belt, 'cause I sure ain't...

1720
01:20:38,130 --> 01:20:39,764
Yeah, get a belt.
Whup somebody else's child.

1721
01:20:39,766 --> 01:20:43,266
You know, is it bad I hope
Jordan never comes back?

1722
01:20:43,268 --> 01:20:44,735
No.

1723
01:20:44,737 --> 01:20:46,371
God.

1724
01:20:57,717 --> 01:21:00,685
What is happening to me?

1725
01:21:02,722 --> 01:21:06,090
God, just...
please send me a sign.

1726
01:21:36,556 --> 01:21:39,489
Oh, hey, little lady. Stop.

1727
01:21:39,491 --> 01:21:43,060
Oh, um... hey, Vince.

1728
01:21:43,062 --> 01:21:45,630
I appreciate you being
so conscientious,

1729
01:21:45,632 --> 01:21:47,398
but it's fine.

1730
01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:49,266
I'm not going to fire you.

1731
01:21:49,268 --> 01:21:50,835
Yeah, but Miss Sanders will.

1732
01:21:50,837 --> 01:21:52,569
I have to make something right,

1733
01:21:52,571 --> 01:21:55,305
and I can't do it
without my precious baby.

1734
01:21:55,307 --> 01:21:57,442
Wait, no way. Come on.
Come on, give me the keys back.

1735
01:21:57,444 --> 01:21:58,775
Fine.

1736
01:21:58,777 --> 01:22:00,614
- I'm sorry.
- Thank you.

1737
01:22:15,395 --> 01:22:16,760
Hey, girl.

1738
01:22:16,762 --> 01:22:18,563
How old are you?

1739
01:22:20,133 --> 01:22:22,132
I don't even know, man.

1740
01:22:22,134 --> 01:22:24,637
I don't know, either.

1741
01:22:31,311 --> 01:22:34,112
Hey. I have that address
you were looking for.

1742
01:22:34,114 --> 01:22:35,846
- The what?
- The doughnut girl.

1743
01:22:35,848 --> 01:22:38,416
But it's gonna be tough
to find her after today.

1744
01:22:38,418 --> 01:22:39,820
Their route's, like,
impossible to track.

1745
01:22:41,221 --> 01:22:42,822
Thank you.

1746
01:23:06,346 --> 01:23:08,378
Hello?

1747
01:23:08,380 --> 01:23:11,582
I'm still mad at you, but I
found Stevie and the truck.

1748
01:23:11,584 --> 01:23:13,583
I don't know how long
she'll be there.

1749
01:23:13,585 --> 01:23:17,255
I have to get to
Winchella to help those kids.

1750
01:23:17,257 --> 01:23:19,256
Look, I screwed up.

1751
01:23:19,258 --> 01:23:21,859
I told them not to do
their stupid dance.

1752
01:23:21,861 --> 01:23:23,760
But I was wrong.

1753
01:23:23,762 --> 01:23:25,796
Well, I'm just letting you know
that this may be

1754
01:23:25,798 --> 01:23:27,532
your last chance to reverse
whatever this is,

1755
01:23:27,534 --> 01:23:29,699
or you'll be living
that preteen life forever.

1756
01:23:29,701 --> 01:23:31,769
So, do what you got to do.

1757
01:23:31,771 --> 01:23:33,403
You're right.

1758
01:23:47,754 --> 01:23:51,488
Who's got that
Winchella spirit?

1759
01:23:53,493 --> 01:23:55,294
- Yeah!
- Come on!

1760
01:23:56,562 --> 01:23:57,897
Guys.

1761
01:23:59,298 --> 01:24:01,265
You guys have to perform
tonight.

1762
01:24:01,267 --> 01:24:03,801
B-But you said that was
s-social suicide.

1763
01:24:03,803 --> 01:24:05,202
Look, I'm not gonna lie...

1764
01:24:05,204 --> 01:24:06,836
you guys could go
to the hospital

1765
01:24:06,838 --> 01:24:09,840
if you guys go on that stage,
but that shouldn't stop you.

1766
01:24:09,842 --> 01:24:12,376
What? N-No.

1767
01:24:12,378 --> 01:24:14,811
That should definitely
s-stop-stop us.

1768
01:24:14,813 --> 01:24:17,247
You guys may be too young
to understand this,

1769
01:24:17,249 --> 01:24:19,550
but I bailed
on being my true self

1770
01:24:19,552 --> 01:24:22,420
because people told me
I didn't count or fit in.

1771
01:24:22,422 --> 01:24:25,890
You're only like six months
older than us, Jordan.

1772
01:24:25,892 --> 01:24:27,491
Everyone thinks
you have to grow up

1773
01:24:27,493 --> 01:24:29,560
to figure out who you are,
but they're wrong.

1774
01:24:29,562 --> 01:24:31,662
When we're kids,
we know who we are.

1775
01:24:31,664 --> 01:24:34,631
It's just the world
that beats it out of us.

1776
01:24:34,633 --> 01:24:35,800
So, with that being said,

1777
01:24:35,802 --> 01:24:37,335
you guys should
perform the dance

1778
01:24:37,337 --> 01:24:38,839
that you guys worked
so hard on.

1779
01:24:40,606 --> 01:24:42,640
Come on, guys.
What do you say?

1780
01:24:42,642 --> 01:24:44,875
No, uh, we're-we're-we're good.

1781
01:24:44,877 --> 01:24:46,409
We're just chilling.

1782
01:24:46,411 --> 01:24:49,613
Yeah, we'll sit this one out.

1783
01:24:49,615 --> 01:24:51,582
It's Jasmine's world.

1784
01:24:51,584 --> 01:24:54,351
Who's got that
Winchella spirit?

1785
01:24:56,923 --> 01:24:59,657
I'll teach you guys there's
nothing to be afraid of.

1786
01:24:59,659 --> 01:25:00,890
What are you doing?

1787
01:25:07,734 --> 01:25:09,699
Get off the stage!

1788
01:25:09,701 --> 01:25:11,969
What's she doing over there?

1789
01:25:11,971 --> 01:25:15,605
- Move it, Sanders!
- Get off the stage!

1790
01:25:15,607 --> 01:25:17,375
Lame!

1791
01:25:17,377 --> 01:25:19,710
No, guys,
let's give her a chance.

1792
01:25:19,712 --> 01:25:21,511
See what she got.

1793
01:25:21,513 --> 01:25:22,947
Give her some music.

1794
01:25:22,949 --> 01:25:24,948
Yeah, let's see it.

1795
01:25:27,387 --> 01:25:28,952
Do something!

1796
01:25:28,954 --> 01:25:31,389
Oh, my God.

1797
01:25:45,637 --> 01:25:47,637
That's not cool.

1798
01:25:47,639 --> 01:25:50,643
- Get off the stage!
- Boring!

1799
01:26:06,325 --> 01:26:08,492
Yeah, get the running man.

1800
01:26:08,494 --> 01:26:10,560
Okay.

1801
01:26:14,100 --> 01:26:16,667
- Stanky leg!
- Yeah!

1802
01:26:24,944 --> 01:26:26,409
Get it, Sanders!

1803
01:26:40,526 --> 01:26:42,329
Oh!

1804
01:26:45,130 --> 01:26:46,333
Oh, no, Jordan!

1805
01:26:47,734 --> 01:26:49,734
Jordan, are you okay?

1806
01:26:49,736 --> 01:26:51,705
Jordan!

1807
01:26:55,074 --> 01:26:57,041
- Are you okay?
- I'm sorry, guys.

1808
01:26:57,043 --> 01:26:59,009
It's okay. You were great.

1809
01:26:59,011 --> 01:27:01,479
That was the nicest thing
anyone's ever done for us.

1810
01:27:01,481 --> 01:27:04,814
A-And the most
d-da-dan-dangerous.

1811
01:27:04,816 --> 01:27:07,150
Boo!

1812
01:27:07,152 --> 01:27:09,086
Go away!

1813
01:27:11,824 --> 01:27:13,593
Boo!

1814
01:27:14,960 --> 01:27:16,527
What's he doing?

1815
01:27:17,730 --> 01:27:19,732
What are you doing?

1816
01:27:23,169 --> 01:27:27,037
♪ And I am telling you ♪

1817
01:27:27,039 --> 01:27:30,174
♪ I'm not going ♪

1818
01:27:30,176 --> 01:27:33,711
♪ I'm the best man
you'll never know ♪

1819
01:27:33,713 --> 01:27:38,416
♪ There's no way
I can ever go ♪

1820
01:27:38,418 --> 01:27:41,484
♪ No, no, no, no way ♪

1821
01:27:41,486 --> 01:27:43,186
♪ No, no, no, no ♪

1822
01:27:43,188 --> 01:27:45,989
♪ And you and you and you ♪

1823
01:27:45,991 --> 01:27:51,929
♪ You're gonna love me ♪

1824
01:27:51,931 --> 01:27:54,864
♪ You're gonna love me ♪

1825
01:27:54,866 --> 01:27:58,568
♪ Oh... ♪

1826
01:27:58,570 --> 01:28:00,970
Hit it.

1827
01:28:00,972 --> 01:28:02,842
Let's go!

1828
01:28:13,218 --> 01:28:16,153
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

1829
01:28:18,490 --> 01:28:20,957
- Hey, oh!
- Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

1830
01:28:20,959 --> 01:28:22,428
Hey, oh!

1831
01:28:24,463 --> 01:28:26,162
- Hey, oh!
- Okay.

1832
01:28:26,164 --> 01:28:30,801
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

1833
01:28:30,803 --> 01:28:33,203
Go! Go! Go!

1834
01:28:33,205 --> 01:28:36,140
Ooh... Hey!

1835
01:28:39,846 --> 01:28:41,177
Hey!

1836
01:28:41,179 --> 01:28:43,747
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

1837
01:28:43,749 --> 01:28:45,582
Hey! Hey!

1838
01:28:45,584 --> 01:28:49,720
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

1839
01:28:52,725 --> 01:28:56,096
Hey! Hey! Hey! Oh!

1840
01:28:57,629 --> 01:28:58,729
Hey, oh!

1841
01:28:58,731 --> 01:29:02,699
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Oh!

1842
01:29:02,701 --> 01:29:05,702
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey!

1843
01:29:05,704 --> 01:29:08,805
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

1844
01:29:08,807 --> 01:29:10,608
Hey! Hey!

1845
01:29:10,610 --> 01:29:13,676
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

1846
01:29:22,588 --> 01:29:24,622
I thought you weren't coming.

1847
01:29:24,624 --> 01:29:28,158
Well, I mean, I wasn't,
but a good friend of mine...

1848
01:29:28,160 --> 01:29:30,728
who I should really stop
being mean to...

1849
01:29:30,730 --> 01:29:32,028
helped me realize something.

1850
01:29:32,030 --> 01:29:34,198
Even if it means I have to be

1851
01:29:34,200 --> 01:29:37,835
a child for the rest
of my life.

1852
01:29:37,837 --> 01:29:40,938
I have no idea
what you're talking about.

1853
01:29:40,940 --> 01:29:42,305
I do.

1854
01:29:42,307 --> 01:29:43,908
All right, sweetie. Time to go.

1855
01:29:43,910 --> 01:29:45,175
- Hey, Dad.
- Hey, Mom.

1856
01:29:45,177 --> 01:29:46,844
- We-we did it.
- Hey, you made it.

1857
01:29:46,846 --> 01:29:48,211
Did you see me? They loved it.

1858
01:29:48,213 --> 01:29:49,947
What are you doing here?

1859
01:29:49,949 --> 01:29:52,018
Being a friend.

1860
01:29:55,655 --> 01:29:58,956
You're the evil lady
from the office?

1861
01:29:58,958 --> 01:30:00,925
Well, um...

1862
01:30:00,927 --> 01:30:03,693
yes, but I've had

1863
01:30:03,695 --> 01:30:05,662
real emotional growth
in a few areas.

1864
01:30:05,664 --> 01:30:07,730
Just turn me back.

1865
01:30:07,732 --> 01:30:10,600
- Mm-hmm.
- Me?

1866
01:30:10,602 --> 01:30:12,735
Yep, that thing right there.
Just point that...

1867
01:30:12,737 --> 01:30:16,105
Yep.

1868
01:30:16,107 --> 01:30:18,007
Wait.

1869
01:30:18,009 --> 01:30:21,010
If I do, are you gonna
be all mean?

1870
01:30:21,012 --> 01:30:24,280
Didn't you just hear me say
I had emotional growth?!

1871
01:30:24,282 --> 01:30:25,748
Jesus.

1872
01:30:25,750 --> 01:30:28,217
I apologize for yelling.
That was mean.

1873
01:30:28,219 --> 01:30:31,020
I'll be nice.
Hurry up and do it.

1874
01:30:31,022 --> 01:30:32,756
Okay.

1875
01:30:32,758 --> 01:30:36,763
I wish you were all grown-up.

1876
01:30:43,369 --> 01:30:45,336
- Uh-oh.
- Just...

1877
01:30:45,338 --> 01:30:47,171
give it to me.

1878
01:30:47,173 --> 01:30:49,840
Okay.

1879
01:30:49,842 --> 01:30:52,212
Turn me back.

1880
01:30:54,079 --> 01:30:55,778
Big Jordan.

1881
01:30:55,780 --> 01:30:58,916
Grown-ass Jordan.

1882
01:30:58,918 --> 01:31:00,850
Come on.

1883
01:31:00,852 --> 01:31:02,219
Come on. I really need this.

1884
01:31:02,221 --> 01:31:03,854
- Come on.
- Uh-uh, girl.

1885
01:31:03,856 --> 01:31:05,355
- That's not how you do it.
- Well, how do you know?

1886
01:31:05,357 --> 01:31:06,790
You didn't even know
you did it.

1887
01:31:06,792 --> 01:31:09,696
Give me my wand!

1888
01:31:11,062 --> 01:31:14,898
- I wish you were a marshmallow.
- What?

1889
01:31:14,900 --> 01:31:18,902
I wish you were chocolate cake.

1890
01:31:18,904 --> 01:31:22,006
Man!

1891
01:31:22,008 --> 01:31:24,408
She tried to turn those
white people into marshmallows.

1892
01:31:24,410 --> 01:31:26,777
I wish you were
sweet potato pie.

1893
01:31:26,779 --> 01:31:29,712
That was black girl tragic.

1894
01:31:41,893 --> 01:31:45,028
So, um, I've decided
to come clean with everyone

1895
01:31:45,030 --> 01:31:48,732
about whatever happened to me,
because this isn't changing.

1896
01:31:48,734 --> 01:31:52,101
Are you sure?

1897
01:31:52,103 --> 01:31:54,938
I hid this little girl in me
for so long.

1898
01:31:54,940 --> 01:31:57,207
Trying to be someone I'm not.

1899
01:31:57,209 --> 01:32:00,344
But no more.

1900
01:32:00,346 --> 01:32:02,281
This is me.

1901
01:32:05,450 --> 01:32:07,451
Hey, so I, uh...

1902
01:32:07,453 --> 01:32:09,952
I looked at your app.

1903
01:32:09,954 --> 01:32:11,954
It's good.

1904
01:32:11,956 --> 01:32:14,361
- Really?
- No.

1905
01:32:17,429 --> 01:32:19,430
The truth is...

1906
01:32:19,432 --> 01:32:21,098
it's really great.

1907
01:32:21,100 --> 01:32:24,768
I just got jealous.

1908
01:32:24,770 --> 01:32:28,706
I thought you were trying to
steal my thunder or something.

1909
01:32:28,708 --> 01:32:30,306
But it was petty of me.

1910
01:32:30,308 --> 01:32:32,042
- Yeah, it was.
- It was small.

1911
01:32:32,044 --> 01:32:33,213
Very small.

1912
01:32:34,312 --> 01:32:37,915
I'm s... s...

1913
01:32:37,917 --> 01:32:39,852
sorry.

1914
01:32:43,254 --> 01:32:45,389
What?

1915
01:32:45,391 --> 01:32:49,426
I've just never heard you
say those words before.

1916
01:32:49,428 --> 01:32:51,364
Thank you.

1917
01:32:54,299 --> 01:32:57,801
You're really talented, April.

1918
01:32:57,803 --> 01:32:59,739
I mean it.

1919
01:33:02,407 --> 01:33:04,908
You were right.

1920
01:33:04,910 --> 01:33:07,778
I was trying to take my shot.

1921
01:33:07,780 --> 01:33:10,480
With Connor.

1922
01:33:10,482 --> 01:33:13,317
But I wasn't trying to stab you
in the back or anything.

1923
01:33:13,319 --> 01:33:16,455
I just... wanted to get mine.

1924
01:33:18,022 --> 01:33:19,890
Well, good for you.

1925
01:33:19,892 --> 01:33:21,361
That means you're ready.

1926
01:33:22,895 --> 01:33:24,894
So I got this?

1927
01:33:24,896 --> 01:33:26,130
Are you asking,
or are you telling?

1928
01:33:26,132 --> 01:33:28,131
No, I got this. I got it.

1929
01:33:31,837 --> 01:33:34,537
And you know I have
your back, right?

1930
01:33:34,539 --> 01:33:37,274
'Cause I know how much
winning means to you.

1931
01:33:37,276 --> 01:33:39,510
But I've been winning
the wrong way.

1932
01:33:39,512 --> 01:33:42,378
I realize that I wasn't
letting people be themselves

1933
01:33:42,380 --> 01:33:44,150
because I never
accepted myself.

1934
01:33:46,485 --> 01:33:49,723
Now I know that I can win
and still be me.

1935
01:33:51,790 --> 01:33:54,158
So go and pitch your idea
tomorrow.

1936
01:33:54,160 --> 01:33:55,859
Without you?

1937
01:33:57,362 --> 01:34:00,229
When you win,
my whole company wins.

1938
01:34:02,168 --> 01:34:04,400
And also...

1939
01:34:04,402 --> 01:34:07,237
you're a really good friend.

1940
01:34:07,239 --> 01:34:09,872
Honestly, my first.

1941
01:34:09,874 --> 01:34:12,542
So that's why
you're so bad at it.

1942
01:34:16,514 --> 01:34:19,882
Come here with
your cute little self.

1943
01:34:19,884 --> 01:34:22,452
- Okay.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1944
01:34:22,454 --> 01:34:25,122
You're adorable.

1945
01:34:35,066 --> 01:34:37,134
Morning inspiration.

1946
01:34:37,136 --> 01:34:39,302
Even if you press
the snooze button,

1947
01:34:39,304 --> 01:34:41,537
it's never too late
to become the person

1948
01:34:41,539 --> 01:34:43,506
you've always wanted to be.

1949
01:34:43,508 --> 01:34:45,908
Wake up, Jordan.

1950
01:35:08,868 --> 01:35:10,402
Uh...

1951
01:35:20,612 --> 01:35:23,247
I'm back! I'm back!

1952
01:35:23,249 --> 01:35:25,114
I'm back!

1953
01:35:25,116 --> 01:35:27,317
I'm back!

1954
01:35:27,319 --> 01:35:29,418
I'm back!

1955
01:35:29,420 --> 01:35:31,921
I'm back! I'm back! I'm back!

1956
01:35:33,191 --> 01:35:35,893
I love you! I love you!

1957
01:35:35,895 --> 01:35:37,360
I'm never leaving you again!

1958
01:35:41,967 --> 01:35:44,033
Oh, God. Oh, God.

1959
01:35:44,035 --> 01:35:47,037
Here I come! I'm back!

1960
01:35:55,114 --> 01:35:56,146
Connor, thank you again.

1961
01:35:56,148 --> 01:35:58,047
We are so excited
to pitch this idea for you.

1962
01:35:58,049 --> 01:36:00,350
- We've been working hard. It's...
- Oh.

1963
01:36:00,352 --> 01:36:02,685
Jordan Sanders sighting, folks.

1964
01:36:02,687 --> 01:36:05,322
Connor.

1965
01:36:05,324 --> 01:36:07,390
Well, you know
I wouldn't let you down.

1966
01:36:07,392 --> 01:36:09,659
Jordan, you're big. Ba-Back.

1967
01:36:09,661 --> 01:36:11,094
- You're back.
- Oh, she's...

1968
01:36:11,096 --> 01:36:12,429
- Yep.
- She back.

1969
01:36:12,431 --> 01:36:14,331
I'm back.

1970
01:36:14,333 --> 01:36:17,134
Thank you, Connor, so much
for just coming

1971
01:36:17,136 --> 01:36:19,302
and allowing us to share
this pitch with you today.

1972
01:36:19,304 --> 01:36:22,639
I mean, I personally...
I love it.

1973
01:36:22,641 --> 01:36:27,344
And, um, I love the person
responsible for it, so...

1974
01:36:27,346 --> 01:36:30,680
Please let me
reintroduce you to...

1975
01:36:30,682 --> 01:36:33,716
my colleague,
Ms. April Williams,

1976
01:36:33,718 --> 01:36:36,153
who'll be pitching
for you today.

1977
01:36:36,155 --> 01:36:39,389
She is the brains
behind DiscoverEyes.

1978
01:36:39,391 --> 01:36:43,560
Okay. I know I said
"fresh voices," but...

1979
01:36:43,562 --> 01:36:46,630
this whole thing
is your assistant's idea?

1980
01:36:46,632 --> 01:36:48,165
Yes.

1981
01:36:48,167 --> 01:36:50,367
- Yeah, it is.
- Yeah, it is.

1982
01:36:50,369 --> 01:36:55,671
It is, and you get ready to
have your khakis knocked off.

1983
01:36:55,673 --> 01:36:57,341
Uh...

1984
01:36:57,343 --> 01:36:59,710
I'm not wearing khakis.

1985
01:36:59,712 --> 01:37:02,144
Are you sure? I thought...
In my mind, you were.

1986
01:37:02,146 --> 01:37:04,514
You got this.

1987
01:37:07,553 --> 01:37:11,654
Remember the innocence and
the optimism of being a kid?

1988
01:37:11,656 --> 01:37:14,024
You were brave enough
to be yourself

1989
01:37:14,026 --> 01:37:16,126
and to do things your way.

1990
01:37:16,128 --> 01:37:18,427
You saw the possibilities,
the...

1991
01:37:18,429 --> 01:37:20,697
the wonder of the world
around you.

1992
01:37:20,699 --> 01:37:24,400
Before you grew up,
before the walls went up,

1993
01:37:24,402 --> 01:37:29,006
before somebody told you
the rules or where you fit in,

1994
01:37:29,008 --> 01:37:33,310
you were brave enough
to see the magic in you.

1995
01:37:33,312 --> 01:37:37,183
That is DiscoverEyes.

1996
01:37:38,784 --> 01:37:42,519
An app that transforms
the ordinary

1997
01:37:42,521 --> 01:37:44,720
into something extraordinary.

1998
01:37:44,722 --> 01:37:46,189
Because we're all
extraordinary.

1999
01:37:46,191 --> 01:37:48,294
- We just have to discover it.
- Pass.

2000
01:37:56,502 --> 01:37:59,202
We had a good run, Jordan.

2001
01:37:59,204 --> 01:38:00,537
You're gonna regret it.

2002
01:38:00,539 --> 01:38:02,141
We should probably go, guys.

2003
01:38:07,379 --> 01:38:09,048
Good try, April.

2004
01:38:15,053 --> 01:38:17,287
So I didn't got that.

2005
01:38:17,289 --> 01:38:19,523
- I blew it. I'm sorry.
- No.

2006
01:38:19,525 --> 01:38:21,824
No, no, no. April.
We can sell this.

2007
01:38:21,826 --> 01:38:23,627
Come on, you can't give up.

2008
01:38:23,629 --> 01:38:25,461
I'm not.

2009
01:38:25,463 --> 01:38:28,467
I'm gonna schedule
16 more pitches.

2010
01:38:29,735 --> 01:38:31,268
There it is.

2011
01:38:31,270 --> 01:38:33,537
That's my girl.

2012
01:38:33,539 --> 01:38:35,137
Oh.

2013
01:38:35,139 --> 01:38:36,540
M-My purse?

2014
01:38:36,542 --> 01:38:38,507
Yeah, it's...
your purse is right there.

2015
01:38:38,509 --> 01:38:40,476
Are you gonna...?

2016
01:38:40,478 --> 01:38:42,244
- Hmm?
- You're not...

2017
01:38:42,246 --> 01:38:44,680
- You got to...
- No, you big.

2018
01:38:44,682 --> 01:38:46,750
You big. You're back.

2019
01:38:48,754 --> 01:38:51,157
I'm back.

2020
01:38:54,759 --> 01:38:56,792
Mm, mm, mm.

2021
01:38:56,794 --> 01:38:58,662
Morning.

2022
01:38:58,664 --> 01:39:00,600
One second.

2023
01:39:04,169 --> 01:39:05,734
I said good morning, woman.

2024
01:39:05,736 --> 01:39:08,104
When I say good morning,
you say good morning back.

2025
01:39:08,106 --> 01:39:09,372
Mm.

2026
01:39:09,374 --> 01:39:11,511
- Good morning.
- Mm-hmm.

2027
01:39:13,812 --> 01:39:16,179
We're screwed.
It's over.

2028
01:39:16,181 --> 01:39:18,280
I tried.
We all tried.

2029
01:39:18,282 --> 01:39:20,417
DiscoverEyes is not happening.

2030
01:39:20,419 --> 01:39:22,685
- Everybody, outside!
- Oh, God.

2031
01:39:22,687 --> 01:39:25,421
Now!

2032
01:39:25,423 --> 01:39:28,524
Oh. Better bring my Xanax.

2033
01:39:28,526 --> 01:39:31,694
Closer. Closer!

2034
01:39:31,696 --> 01:39:34,230
Don't be scared. Come in close.

2035
01:39:34,232 --> 01:39:35,498
Okay.

2036
01:39:35,500 --> 01:39:38,135
JSI?

2037
01:39:40,873 --> 01:39:44,541
Well, we've reached the end
of a long,

2038
01:39:44,543 --> 01:39:46,408
humiliating,

2039
01:39:46,410 --> 01:39:51,314
self-esteem-crushing
road of noes.

2040
01:39:51,316 --> 01:39:53,283
No! No, no, no, no!

2041
01:39:53,285 --> 01:39:55,152
No, no! No, no!

2042
01:39:55,154 --> 01:39:57,520
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no!

2043
01:39:57,522 --> 01:39:59,355
♪ No, no, no ♪

2044
01:39:59,357 --> 01:40:02,427
♪ No, no. ♪

2045
01:40:04,530 --> 01:40:08,198
But as a wise person once said,

2046
01:40:08,200 --> 01:40:10,567
all it takes is one yes.

2047
01:40:10,569 --> 01:40:14,304
So please take your little
exhausted hands,

2048
01:40:14,306 --> 01:40:18,440
and put 'em together
so we can congratulate April,

2049
01:40:18,442 --> 01:40:22,244
who has officially sold
DiscoverEyes!

2050
01:40:22,246 --> 01:40:24,780
- What? Oh, my God.
- What?

2051
01:40:24,782 --> 01:40:29,385
She did it!
And that's not all.

2052
01:40:29,387 --> 01:40:33,189
It is officially the
biggest deal in JSI history.

2053
01:40:33,191 --> 01:40:34,491
We are rich!

2054
01:40:37,495 --> 01:40:39,828
- Oh, my God!
- Yeah!

2055
01:40:39,830 --> 01:40:43,867
A new day is dawning at JSI.

2056
01:40:43,869 --> 01:40:46,403
And it's not just about me.

2057
01:40:46,405 --> 01:40:48,238
It is about us.

2058
01:40:48,240 --> 01:40:50,873
With that in mind, please...

2059
01:40:52,544 --> 01:40:55,845
...let me introduce to you

2060
01:40:55,847 --> 01:40:59,815
JSI and Associates!

2061
01:41:02,553 --> 01:41:06,456
- Step right up, associate April Williams.
- Oh, that is...

2062
01:41:06,458 --> 01:41:07,756
Thank you.

2063
01:41:09,393 --> 01:41:11,760
I need a magnifying glass
to see it, but okay.

2064
01:41:11,762 --> 01:41:13,462
Nah, if you, like...
if you just, like,

2065
01:41:13,464 --> 01:41:14,997
look right...
like, if you get this close...

2066
01:41:14,999 --> 01:41:16,699
like, if you put
your forehead on it,

2067
01:41:16,701 --> 01:41:19,269
you can see all of
"and Associates." That's...

2068
01:41:19,271 --> 01:41:21,304
- That's nice.
- Yeah. That's us now, guys.

2069
01:41:21,306 --> 01:41:23,239
- Ooh.
- We're a team.

2070
01:41:23,241 --> 01:41:25,408
And I am so proud of you, April!

2071
01:41:25,410 --> 01:41:26,576
Thank you.
Y-You know, I'm right here,

2072
01:41:26,578 --> 01:41:27,911
so you don't have to use that.

2073
01:41:27,913 --> 01:41:30,846
Okay,
if there's one thing I know,

2074
01:41:30,848 --> 01:41:36,286
it's how JSI and Associates
like to celebrate.

2075
01:41:36,288 --> 01:41:38,488
Carbs!

2076
01:41:44,295 --> 01:41:47,264
You get a doughnut!
You get a doughnut!

2077
01:41:47,266 --> 01:41:48,732
You get a doughnut!

2078
01:41:48,734 --> 01:41:51,600
- It's a doughnut.
- You get a doughnut!

2079
01:41:51,602 --> 01:41:53,802
You're incredible.

2080
01:41:53,804 --> 01:41:55,805
Congrats.

2081
01:41:55,807 --> 01:41:57,774
You can't do that.
I'm a boss now.

2082
01:41:57,776 --> 01:41:59,275
What?

2083
01:41:59,277 --> 01:42:00,609
Just kidding.
You can get it.

2084
01:42:02,580 --> 01:42:04,680
- Oh, my gosh!
- Oh, no.

2085
01:42:04,682 --> 01:42:05,681
Guys!

2086
01:42:05,683 --> 01:42:08,051
What are you doing here?

2087
01:42:08,053 --> 01:42:10,686
I'm so happy to see you.

2088
01:42:10,688 --> 01:42:11,954
I brought these awesome kids
that you've

2089
01:42:11,956 --> 01:42:13,055
never, ever met before
from Windsor

2090
01:42:13,057 --> 01:42:15,358
to test out HomeGirl.

2091
01:42:15,360 --> 01:42:16,826
- Well, that's awesome.
- Yeah.

2092
01:42:16,828 --> 01:42:18,694
Thanks for coming, guys.

2093
01:42:18,696 --> 01:42:20,365
JSI!

2094
01:42:21,799 --> 01:42:23,433
Are y'all ready to party?

2095
01:42:25,370 --> 01:42:27,903
HomeGirl, I need a vibe!

2096
01:42:27,905 --> 01:42:30,506
HomeGirl playing JSI vibe.

2097
01:42:35,047 --> 01:42:37,413
Yes!

2098
01:42:37,415 --> 01:42:39,815
'Ey!

2099
01:42:39,817 --> 01:42:41,685
Yeah.

2100
01:42:41,687 --> 01:42:42,952
'Ey!

2101
01:42:42,954 --> 01:42:45,322
Uh-huh.

2102
01:42:48,060 --> 01:42:49,693
So that's me now.

2103
01:42:49,695 --> 01:42:52,662
Jordan Sanders
and my best friend April.

2104
01:42:52,664 --> 01:42:55,398
Yeah, I've got a best friend.

2105
01:42:55,400 --> 01:42:57,367
And that's the story of how

2106
01:42:57,369 --> 01:42:59,868
the little girl in me
came back to show

2107
01:42:59,870 --> 01:43:03,340
that you can't let
anyone else define you.

2108
01:43:03,342 --> 01:43:06,408
Of course, there's always
gonna be people out there

2109
01:43:06,410 --> 01:43:08,845
who just don't want you
to live your best life.

2110
01:43:08,847 --> 01:43:12,649
The trick is
not becoming one of them.

2111
01:44:46,814 --> 01:44:50,880
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