John Cena [One-Shot] [Bat]

    >Be Hekesuh
    >You're just minding your own business walking down the street towards BuckStar's
    >You hear a whisper come from a nearby alleyway
    >"Are you ready...?"
    >You stop, looking in the general direction of the whisper
    >You decide to reply, can't hurt?
    >Right?
    "Ready for what?"
    >Suddenly, loud rock music begins playing
    >"ARE YOU READY FOR THIS SUNDAY NIGHT?!"
    >You squeal and run towards BuckStar's in fear
    >Nopenopenope the fuck outta there!
    >"WHEN DUBYA DUBYA-E CHAMPION JOHN CENA TAKES ON..."
    >Keep running, maybe the mysterious hard-ass voice will go away!
    >"AUX TISM!"
    >You screech to a stop as a loud BOOM and CRASH sounds from behind you
    >You look over your head as your best bat buddy sails over your head at mach 5 speed while screaming
    >You tear up as the mysterious voice continues
    >"IN THE DUBYA DUBYA-E SUPER SLAAAAAAAAAAAM!"
    >You dash towards the door of BuckStar's and open it, slamming it behind you
    >You breath heavily and lean against the door
    >You sigh in relief and wipe sweat off the the brow of your head
    "Thank Luna... Away from that stupid voice..."
    >A cacophony of laughter erupts from behind the counter as Snapshot's head shoots up, a microphone in his hoof
    >"I GOT YA GOOD HEKE!"
    >His loud and most likely drunk laughter continues as your anger grows
    >"Me and Aux pranked ya! Don't worry bout him, he was just shot out of a cannon!"
    >A cannon?
    >"You shoulda seen the look on your face! That's going on the photoboard for sure!"
    >A prank
    >So that's what it was...
    >Though you can't help but wonder
    >Who's John Cena?