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WU,AH: Game 9 (GM: Swift) Session 1

Feb 5th, 2013
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  1. **** BEGIN LOGGING AT Mon Feb 04 20:16:56 2013
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  3. Feb 04 20:16:56 * Now talking on #WUC
  4. Feb 04 20:17:10 <Swiftfeather> Just a different ship
  5. Feb 04 20:17:10 <Swiftfeather> >_>
  6. Feb 04 20:17:22 * Mr_Jared (~guy@Rizon-4DD33BD3.rochester.res.rr.com) has joined #WUC
  7. Feb 04 20:18:40 * Left_E (~Booper@4F96BA96.9A217E2F.AF91919B.IP) has joined #WUC
  8. Feb 04 20:19:10 <Swiftfeather> Now
  9. Feb 04 20:19:14 <Swiftfeather> who all wants to play?
  10. Feb 04 20:19:17 <Mr_Jared> Me
  11. Feb 04 20:19:22 <Mr_Jared> Il give it a twirl
  12. Feb 04 20:19:22 <Light_> Mua.
  13. Feb 04 20:19:42 <Left_E> I/we/her say yes
  14. Feb 04 20:20:05 <Globebutt> (Don't you mean "she" rather than "her"? :P)
  15. Feb 04 20:20:07 * Swiftfeather gives voice to Globebutt Left_E Light_ Mr_Jared
  16. Feb 04 20:20:47 <Left_E> (He's just silly)
  17. Feb 04 20:21:06 <Swiftfeather> Looking for 2 more players
  18. Feb 04 20:21:24 * MrJared (~guy@Rizon-4DD33BD3.rochester.res.rr.com) has joined #WUC
  19. Feb 04 20:21:47 <Mr_Jared> My representitive is here
  20. Feb 04 20:21:55 <Mr_Jared> Now... I go!
  21. Feb 04 20:22:04 <Swiftfeather> huh?
  22. Feb 04 20:22:07 * Mr_Jared (~guy@Rizon-4DD33BD3.rochester.res.rr.com) has left #WUC (Leaving)
  23. Feb 04 20:22:08 * Swiftfeather gives voice to MrJared
  24. Feb 04 20:22:48 <MrJared> On standby
  25. Feb 04 20:23:04 <Swiftfeather> 2 more peoples
  26. Feb 04 20:23:51 * _Binary (~Binary@Rizon-AB066CD2.dhcp.leds.al.charter.com) has joined #WUC
  27. Feb 04 20:23:51 * Wildfire_ (~starsong@Rizon-AF6D5247.mycingular.net) has joined #WUC
  28. Feb 04 20:23:56 <Wildfire_> I'll fucking try
  29. Feb 04 20:24:02 <_Binary> I'm in
  30. Feb 04 20:24:04 <Light_> (Its really not that hard.)
  31. Feb 04 20:24:15 <Swiftfeather> Okay
  32. Feb 04 20:24:17 <Swiftfeather> that's it
  33. Feb 04 20:24:17 <Swiftfeather> full
  34. Feb 04 20:24:24 <MrJared> Let's tigo!
  35. Feb 04 20:24:37 <Swiftfeather> Yes
  36. Feb 04 20:24:37 <Wildfire_> Can you teach?
  37. Feb 04 20:24:39 <Swiftfeather> Let's do
  38. Feb 04 20:24:44 * Swiftfeather gives voice to Wildfire_
  39. Feb 04 20:24:48 * Swiftfeather gives voice to _Binary
  40. Feb 04 20:24:52 <Swiftfeather> Okay
  41. Feb 04 20:24:53 <Swiftfeather> so..
  42. Feb 04 20:24:56 <_Binary> (It's like DnD with poneness as the only stat
  43. Feb 04 20:24:58 <Swiftfeather> globebutt is not a player
  44. Feb 04 20:25:07 <Globebutt> (This is correct.)
  45. Feb 04 20:25:11 <_Binary> (https://docs.google.com/document/d/17FaIyK0Y0EzJ_W9yFn-wXwjhadeZIwRkMgaJDhKAYQQ/edit)
  46. Feb 04 20:25:13 <MrJared> (Coo)
  47. Feb 04 20:25:20 <_Binary> (Link to doc)
  48. Feb 04 20:25:25 <Swiftfeather> (Okay, player info)
  49. Feb 04 20:25:26 <Wildfire_> I allready read the rules
  50. Feb 04 20:25:42 <Swiftfeather> http://rolz.org/group
  51. Feb 04 20:25:46 <Swiftfeather> Group is WUC
  52. Feb 04 20:25:46 * starlite (~StarLite@Rizon-504A7BE7.wireless.mcgill.ca) has joined #WUC
  53. Feb 04 20:25:53 * Swiftfeather gives voice to starlite
  54. Feb 04 20:25:54 <_Binary> (Who's GM?)
  55. Feb 04 20:25:57 <Swiftfeather> (Me)
  56. Feb 04 20:25:57 <starlite> (Swift)
  57. Feb 04 20:26:02 <_Binary> (Sweet)
  58. Feb 04 20:26:03 <starlite> (Mind if I watch?)
  59. Feb 04 20:26:10 <Swiftfeather> (You can watch :3)
  60. Feb 04 20:26:39 <Wildfire_> Why not use !roll
  61. Feb 04 20:26:48 <Swiftfeather> no bot in here
  62. Feb 04 20:27:01 <Swiftfeather> (and it just spams up everything)
  63. Feb 04 20:27:26 <Wildfire_> ((Can you tell me how rolls go?
  64. Feb 04 20:27:35 <Swiftfeather> (Roll on a D10)
  65. Feb 04 20:27:36 <Globebutt> (Chill, Wildfire_.)
  66. Feb 04 20:27:40 <Swiftfeather> (We'll get to it)
  67. Feb 04 20:27:41 <Globebutt> (GM tells you when to roll.)
  68. Feb 04 20:27:56 <Wildfire_> ((Okay
  69. Feb 04 20:27:57 <Swiftfeather> ( the roll site I'm using is http://rolz.org/group the group name is WUC
  70. Feb 04 20:28:37 <Wildfire_> Kk thur
  71. Feb 04 20:28:42 <Swiftfeather> (Okay guys, human player descriptions nao)
  72. Feb 04 20:28:53 <Swiftfeather> (Who's Dastardly?)
  73. Feb 04 20:29:07 <Light_> (That would be me..)
  74. Feb 04 20:29:19 <Swiftfeather> (:P I need your human descriptions and names and stuff)
  75. Feb 04 20:29:29 <Swiftfeather> (character infooo)
  76. Feb 04 20:29:46 <Light_> (give me a second.)
  77. Feb 04 20:29:51 <Left_E> Derrick Smain. A large, imposing hippee with a beer gut. Tack on a faded Devo shirt, this looks like a guy. who's been running IT center's for far too long.
  78. Feb 04 20:30:13 <Left_E> Arrg. Misused Apostorphies.
  79. Feb 04 20:30:40 <Wildfire_> Uhm. My name will be... Uhm...
  80. Feb 04 20:30:49 <Wildfire_> Annonipie
  81. Feb 04 20:30:54 <_Binary> (I'll bring out my really shitty character from last time ((I can't into names so I chose my own, don't rape me)))
  82. Feb 04 20:31:16 <Light_> (Soren Harvin, a small boy, with pitch black short hair. He looks small, and nimble, about 14 years old)
  83. Feb 04 20:31:33 * Krest (cgiirc@Rizon-9D9202C.dsl.spfdmo.sbcglobal.net) has joined #WUC
  84. Feb 04 20:31:59 <MrJared> (White male doctor, brown hair, brown eyes, James the "Good" doctor, carrys a bag filled with his tools of the trade, wears a overally sort of suit)
  85. Feb 04 20:32:06 <_Binary> Hugh McElderry a tall white male, 19 years old, wearing a Modest Mouse shirt, he spends most of his time building computers and playing guitar/bass and singing.
  86. Feb 04 20:32:20 <Globebutt> (A 14 year old? Damn, there's a curve ball.)
  87. Feb 04 20:32:29 <_Binary> (^)
  88. Feb 04 20:32:42 <Swiftfeather> (It's official: No sex aboard this cruise x3 [never planned on it >_>...])
  89. Feb 04 20:32:56 <Light_> (Why not, its different.)
  90. Feb 04 20:33:08 <Globebutt> (In my experience, you never plan on it; it just happens.)
  91. Feb 04 20:33:10 <Swiftfeather> (I actually don't care, do whatever you want as long as it's not GM powers >_>...)
  92. Feb 04 20:33:12 <MrJared> (screw da rules il have sex with a lamp post)
  93. Feb 04 20:33:12 <Wildfire_> 19 year old male. With black hair. Name being Arnold mic killington
  94. Feb 04 20:33:22 <Swiftfeather> McKillington?
  95. Feb 04 20:33:22 <Left_E> (afk one sec)
  96. Feb 04 20:33:27 <Swiftfeather> or mic?
  97. Feb 04 20:33:30 * MrJared is now known as James
  98. Feb 04 20:33:33 <_Binary> (Also my characters EDC comprises of a reliable knife, and a lighter)
  99. Feb 04 20:33:36 * James is now known as James_
  100. Feb 04 20:33:43 <Globebutt> (Or Mac?)
  101. Feb 04 20:33:51 <Globebutt> (Jared, you're turning into a horse, not a dog.)
  102. Feb 04 20:33:51 * _Binary is now known as _Binary[Hugh]
  103. Feb 04 20:33:52 * James_ is now known as Dr_James
  104. Feb 04 20:33:55 <Globebutt> (No humping lampposts.)
  105. Feb 04 20:34:08 <Wildfire_> ((Mickillington
  106. Feb 04 20:34:18 * Light_ is now known as Light_[Soren]
  107. Feb 04 20:34:25 * Dr_James is now known as Mr_Jared[James]
  108. Feb 04 20:35:11 * Left_E is now known as Left_Elba[Derrick]
  109. Feb 04 20:35:17 <Swiftfeather> MMmk...
  110. Feb 04 20:35:24 <Wildfire_> ((Wair
  111. Feb 04 20:35:32 <Swiftfeather> Roll a D10 and give me number please
  112. Feb 04 20:35:32 <Mr_Jared[James]> (ok... who shall be the good doctor's 1st victu- i mean patient)
  113. Feb 04 20:35:34 <Wildfire_> ((No my first name shall be buzz
  114. Feb 04 20:35:50 <_Binary[Hugh]> 7.....
  115. Feb 04 20:35:50 <Mr_Jared[James]> (6)
  116. Feb 04 20:36:01 <_Binary[Hugh]> (LEL 10 from wild)
  117. Feb 04 20:36:12 <Wildfire_> Two tens
  118. Feb 04 20:36:22 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (1)
  119. Feb 04 20:36:23 <Light_[Soren]> (9)
  120. Feb 04 20:36:24 <Swiftfeather> huh? Wildfire, once...
  121. Feb 04 20:36:43 <Wildfire_> ((I know, i was testing it
  122. Feb 04 20:37:04 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (Did you see our rolls?)
  123. Feb 04 20:37:12 <Wildfire_> ((Idc
  124. Feb 04 20:37:17 <Swiftfeather> (Mhm... it seems my imgur tab closed just a sec..)
  125. Feb 04 20:38:22 <_Binary[Hugh]> (No worries)
  126. Feb 04 20:38:48 * Wildfire_ is now known as Wildfire_[Buzz]
  127. Feb 04 20:38:51 <_Binary[Hugh]> (Question to the GM's. Is it harder to G/DM IRL or online?)
  128. Feb 04 20:39:09 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (Depends)
  129. Feb 04 20:39:12 <Swiftfeather> (Okay let... who's Buzz?)
  130. Feb 04 20:39:14 <Mr_Jared[James]> (id say irl)
  131. Feb 04 20:39:37 <_Binary[Hugh]> (All I know is DM'ing for a bunch of level 1's sucked >.<
  132. Feb 04 20:39:40 <Mr_Jared[James]> (But thats just me)
  133. Feb 04 20:39:45 <_Binary[Hugh]> (But they had fun)
  134. Feb 04 20:40:25 <Swiftfeather> (hehe)
  135. Feb 04 20:40:28 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((Changed my name
  136. Feb 04 20:40:41 <Globebutt> (Never actually GMed offline.)
  137. Feb 04 20:40:46 <_Binary[Hugh]> (Lel)
  138. Feb 04 20:40:54 <Light_[Soren]> (GMing offline is really fun)
  139. Feb 04 20:41:01 <_Binary[Hugh]> (^)
  140. Feb 04 20:41:04 <Globebutt> (Go chase a squeaky toy, Bin.)
  141. Feb 04 20:41:07 <_Binary[Hugh]> (But players fuck you over)
  142. Feb 04 20:41:19 <_Binary[Hugh]> (Alot)
  143. Feb 04 20:41:22 <Light_[Soren]> (Heheh. Its fun to suprise people, and see their reactions.)
  144. Feb 04 20:41:59 <starlite> (Honestly, I find it more fun online)
  145. Feb 04 20:42:11 <Mr_Jared[James]> (^)
  146. Feb 04 20:42:37 <Swiftfeather> (Okay everyone roll a D6, sorry it took so long, I had to fish through this random chat)
  147. Feb 04 20:42:55 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (another 1)
  148. Feb 04 20:43:06 <Mr_Jared[James]> (4... well then)
  149. Feb 04 20:43:09 <_Binary[Hugh]> (Roll 4)
  150. Feb 04 20:43:15 <Light_[Soren]> (3)
  151. Feb 04 20:43:37 <Mr_Jared[James]> (Was hopeing for a 1 or 6)
  152. Feb 04 20:44:10 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> Rolled a 3
  153. Feb 04 20:44:29 <Globebutt> (That's what you usually roll, Jared.)
  154. Feb 04 20:44:58 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (Sorry for being a new, but what was that d10 for?)
  155. Feb 04 20:45:02 <Mr_Jared[James]> (yea, guess my luck ran out)
  156. Feb 04 20:45:08 <Mr_Jared[James]> (d10= your pony)
  157. Feb 04 20:45:18 <Mr_Jared[James]> (from a list of ponies)
  158. Feb 04 20:45:30 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> Whats d6
  159. Feb 04 20:45:36 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> Also what pony did i get?
  160. Feb 04 20:45:44 <Light_[Soren]> (wildfire, you'll find out soon enough.)
  161. Feb 04 20:45:45 <Mr_Jared[James]> (d6=pone)
  162. Feb 04 20:45:56 <Mr_Jared[James]> (pony... is for you to descover)
  163. Feb 04 20:46:04 <Swiftfeather> (MMK will start in a minute :3)
  164. Feb 04 20:46:13 <Swiftfeather> (officially*)
  165. Feb 04 20:46:20 <_Binary[Hugh]> (Cool ^^)
  166. Feb 04 20:46:26 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((What is the d6 for?
  167. Feb 04 20:46:36 <Mr_Jared[James]> (You will see)
  168. Feb 04 20:46:47 <Mr_Jared[James]> (have calmness young one...)
  169. Feb 04 20:47:01 <Swiftfeather> (Just wait I'm writing this up :D)
  170. Feb 04 20:47:51 <Light_[Soren]> (do we have any starting items?)
  171. Feb 04 20:48:02 <Mr_Jared[James]> (calm down and wait)
  172. Feb 04 20:48:10 <Mr_Jared[James]> (All shall be told)
  173. Feb 04 20:48:10 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> I don't know what is going on!
  174. Feb 04 20:48:22 <Mr_Jared[James]> (Calm the heck down wildfire...)
  175. Feb 04 20:48:26 <Light_[Soren]> (It'll all make sense. Just roll with it.)
  176. Feb 04 20:48:29 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (Calm, we'll find out)
  177. Feb 04 20:48:33 <Mr_Jared[James]> (all will be told in good time)
  178. Feb 04 20:48:43 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> Lol
  179. Feb 04 20:48:57 <Globebutt> (Please use () when speaking OOC, Buzz. :B)
  180. Feb 04 20:49:05 <Globebutt> (Wildfire. Whoever I'm talking to.)
  181. Feb 04 20:49:25 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (Hang on, grabbing pillow.
  182. Feb 04 20:49:29 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((Oh
  183. Feb 04 20:50:26 <_Binary[Hugh]> (Yah)
  184. Feb 04 20:50:35 <_Binary[Hugh]> (Common practice)
  185. Feb 04 20:50:49 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (there we go, commencing bellyrubs)
  186. Feb 04 20:51:08 <Light_[Soren]> (I need a more comfortable chair, this is like a brick. Also: getting foodstuffs.)
  187. Feb 04 20:52:35 <_Binary[Hugh]> (We Harse now?)
  188. Feb 04 20:53:05 <Mr_Jared[James]> (gawd the patience of you people...)
  189. Feb 04 20:53:29 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((Also why did i never submit a oc?
  190. Feb 04 20:53:31 <Swiftfeather> You're ready to have the best week of your lives, you arrived last night at a big 5 star hotel and met up with the 4 other lucky contestants who won a free 1 week ride aboard a massive cruise liner, where you will stop at 4 dfferent islands for a day each. You acquired these vacations either by lottery, as a gift, or maybe a work bonus from your boss. You don't know what to expect on this cruise, but you know it's going to be super FUN!
  191. Feb 04 20:53:31 <Swiftfeather> You don't exactly remember what happened after you arrived at the hotel though, it all seemed to blur away into a mix of memories as you partied the night away. You now find yourselves waking up in a bunk room, the floor swaying gently beneath you.
  192. Feb 04 20:53:58 <Mr_Jared[James]> (Begin?)
  193. Feb 04 20:53:59 <Light_[Soren]> (Did you just...?)
  194. Feb 04 20:54:14 <Swiftfeather> (Begin.)
  195. Feb 04 20:54:16 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((One week free cruse? Seems legit
  196. Feb 04 20:54:17 * Mr_Jared[James] shakes his head in his sleep
  197. Feb 04 20:54:31 * Wildfire_[Buzz] grunts looking arround "the hell.."
  198. Feb 04 20:54:34 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Urhm... Not the tents again..."
  199. Feb 04 20:54:48 <Mr_Jared[James]> "anything but the uhg... tents"
  200. Feb 04 20:55:18 * Wildfire_[Buzz] looks down
  201. Feb 04 20:55:25 * Mr_Jared[James] snaps awake, sitting upwards
  202. Feb 04 20:55:42 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Oh... Was just a dream..."
  203. Feb 04 20:55:51 * _Binary[Hugh] wakes up in a daze, eyes darting around the bunk room
  204. Feb 04 20:55:59 <Swiftfeather> Buzz, you see a rom filled with bunk beds, you notice James suddenly sit up, you can distinguish 3 other sleeping... people..? in the room.
  205. Feb 04 20:56:17 * Left_Elba[Derrick] snorts, and attempts reach for his glasses on a (?) bedside table
  206. Feb 04 20:56:22 * Light_[Soren] sits up in a top bunk, and leans over the railing, taking a look at the person below him
  207. Feb 04 20:56:41 <Swiftfeather> Soren sees Derrick reaching for his glasses beneath him
  208. Feb 04 20:56:48 <Swiftfeather> (on the floor)
  209. Feb 04 20:56:53 <Mr_Jared[James]> "God... Some night... Right?"
  210. Feb 04 20:57:05 * Light_[Soren] calls out to Derrick "Heya mister!"
  211. Feb 04 20:57:18 * _Binary[Hugh] sits upright in his bunk "That's a way to describe it"
  212. Feb 04 20:57:21 <Mr_Jared[James]> "The good doctor must of had a great time in the very least"
  213. Feb 04 20:57:35 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "Ugh.. Hey everyone..
  214. Feb 04 20:57:58 * Mr_Jared[James] throws the sheets off and sits on the side of the bed
  215. Feb 04 20:58:04 * Left_Elba[Derrick] opens eyes a bit, "Is that you tim? What happened? After the Jagerbomb everything whent fuzzy"
  216. Feb 04 20:58:28 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Anyone intoxicated from the drinkings?"
  217. Feb 04 20:58:29 * Light_[Soren] jumps off the top of the bunkbed, and lands on his barefeet, looking around the room
  218. Feb 04 20:58:42 * _Binary[Hugh] pulls himself out of bed and stumbles to his feet "Ugh! Everything is so bright!"
  219. Feb 04 20:58:47 <Swiftfeather> Soren, James, Hugh, and Buzz all feel odd pressures near their tailbone
  220. Feb 04 20:58:52 * Wildfire_[Buzz] slowly gets up, shaking her head
  221. Feb 04 20:58:58 * Mr_Jared[James] looks to his behind
  222. Feb 04 20:59:07 * Wildfire_[Buzz] blinks "oh god did i get.. N.. No..
  223. Feb 04 20:59:12 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((Lol))
  224. Feb 04 20:59:17 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Odd... feels like something is amiss"
  225. Feb 04 20:59:22 <Swiftfeather> (buzz is female? shit)
  226. Feb 04 20:59:27 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((No she's male
  227. Feb 04 20:59:28 <_Binary[Hugh]> "Damn it! Who let me get fucked!" I exclaim as a rub my back side
  228. Feb 04 20:59:31 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> He..
  229. Feb 04 20:59:37 <Swiftfeather> (actually, nvm)
  230. Feb 04 20:59:39 * Left_Elba[Derrick] sits up, attempting to rub his eyes, finds his glasses still on his face
  231. Feb 04 20:59:52 <Globebutt> (...That right there's part of why I use the first person when playing WU, AH.)
  232. Feb 04 21:00:02 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Heh, did not know you were into that sort of thing, considering there are no girls on this cruise"
  233. Feb 04 21:00:09 * Wildfire_[Buzz] grunts and inspects it "oh.. Rhis.. Doesn't feel like it was.. Uhm.. Physical
  234. Feb 04 21:00:31 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Heh, that cracks the good doctor up"
  235. Feb 04 21:00:43 <Swiftfeather> James feels something tickling him.... all over his body... so does Hugh... they both seem to be covered in coats of fur...
  236. Feb 04 21:00:51 <Mr_Jared[James]> ...
  237. Feb 04 21:00:57 * Mr_Jared[James] stares
  238. Feb 04 21:01:02 * Wildfire_[Buzz] widens his eyes "what the fuck..
  239. Feb 04 21:01:04 * Light_[Soren] curiously pats his tailbone with a hand
  240. Feb 04 21:01:08 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Bliddy hell"
  241. Feb 04 21:01:14 <_Binary[Hugh]> "What James?!"
  242. Feb 04 21:01:35 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Carpet... i do belive im covered in some sort of carpet..."
  243. Feb 04 21:01:45 <Swiftfeather> Buzz, Hugh, and Soren all have an odd sensation between their legs... like ... something is missing.
  244. Feb 04 21:01:51 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Feels so natural though..."
  245. Feb 04 21:01:54 * Left_Elba[Derrick] "Oh my. this wouldn't be the first time" looks over at overs "Hello shaggy ones"
  246. Feb 04 21:02:02 <_Binary[Hugh]> (Oh shit, don't give me a vagina please!)
  247. Feb 04 21:02:09 <Mr_Jared[James]> (Ding dong)
  248. Feb 04 21:02:13 <Mr_Jared[James]> (whos there?)
  249. Feb 04 21:02:14 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (others*)
  250. Feb 04 21:02:21 * Light_[Soren] steps into the bathroom, locks the door, and throws his shorts off
  251. Feb 04 21:02:25 <Mr_Jared[James]> (Its the gm mofo, gove him yo dick)
  252. Feb 04 21:02:26 * Wildfire_[Buzz] looks down his pants and yells "WHAT THE FUCK!
  253. Feb 04 21:02:42 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((Wait does he have the.. Female part?
  254. Feb 04 21:02:58 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Oh hell... what is going on?"
  255. Feb 04 21:03:11 * Mr_Jared[James] rubs the fur on his body, seeing if it is real
  256. Feb 04 21:03:13 <Swiftfeather> Soren and Buzz are both met with absence of their male bits.. replaced with female bits
  257. Feb 04 21:03:19 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "I dunno. I'm Derrick pleased to meat you.
  258. Feb 04 21:03:26 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> meet* ugh
  259. Feb 04 21:03:32 <_Binary[Hugh]> (Do I have a dick?)
  260. Feb 04 21:03:41 * Wildfire_[Buzz] blinks at it in shock "i.. I don't have.. W.. Wha..
  261. Feb 04 21:03:51 <Swiftfeather> Hugh is also met with the absence of his male bits
  262. Feb 04 21:03:56 <Swiftfeather> (Nope)
  263. Feb 04 21:04:05 <_Binary[Hugh]> (Oh come on!)
  264. Feb 04 21:04:12 <Swiftfeather> (sory forgot about your name)
  265. Feb 04 21:04:18 <Mr_Jared[James]> "What..."
  266. Feb 04 21:04:27 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "I..." He starts to feel close to fainting
  267. Feb 04 21:04:29 * Light_[Soren] 's face turns pale, as the now-female mutters "....shit."
  268. Feb 04 21:04:33 * _Binary[Hugh] jumps back into his bunk
  269. Feb 04 21:04:38 <_Binary[Hugh]> See you freaks later
  270. Feb 04 21:04:40 * Mr_Jared[James] looks around at everyone staring at their crotch areas... so i follow suit
  271. Feb 04 21:04:47 <_Binary[Hugh]> "This is just a dream!"
  272. Feb 04 21:04:49 <Swiftfeather> Soren, Hugh, and Buzz also have softer... higher... more feminine voices
  273. Feb 04 21:04:55 <_Binary[Hugh]> "A crazy crazy dream!"
  274. Feb 04 21:05:11 * Light_[Soren] holdes a hand to her throat "This.. this got interesting real fast.."
  275. Feb 04 21:05:28 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "I still must be drunk. or high."
  276. Feb 04 21:05:41 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Whats the matter? Your penises get snatched in the night?"
  277. Feb 04 21:05:48 * Mr_Jared[James] laughs a little
  278. Feb 04 21:05:56 * _Binary[Hugh] rolls over in his bed
  279. Feb 04 21:05:58 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "I.. I don't know what is" he yelps at his voice "aah!' What the fuck!! I'm turning into a girl!!
  280. Feb 04 21:06:02 <_Binary[Hugh]> "Hey bud, watch it!"
  281. Feb 04 21:06:14 * Left_Elba[Derrick] gets up, lumbers into the bathroom, and locks the door.
  282. Feb 04 21:06:25 * Krest has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  283. Feb 04 21:06:33 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Ah... seems someone is playing a prank"
  284. Feb 04 21:06:34 * Light_[Soren] yelps as Derrick walks into the bathroom "G-get out!"
  285. Feb 04 21:06:47 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Yikes! sorry dude!
  286. Feb 04 21:06:51 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Must be... right?"
  287. Feb 04 21:06:55 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "This isn't a fucking prank... I don't have a fucking dick!
  288. Feb 04 21:07:07 * Light_[Soren] quickly pulls her shorts back up, and comes out of the bathroom
  289. Feb 04 21:07:08 * Left_Elba[Derrick] backs away, "Hurry up I need to piss"
  290. Feb 04 21:07:11 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Are you sure it is not just pushed in?"
  291. Feb 04 21:07:22 <Mr_Jared[James]> "A penis can do that"
  292. Feb 04 21:07:27 * _Binary[Hugh] hops off from the bed and lies in the floor
  293. Feb 04 21:07:29 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Hey, try a microscope!"
  294. Feb 04 21:07:33 <Globebutt> (What a helpful doctor.)
  295. Feb 04 21:07:33 <_Binary[Hugh]> "Look for yourself!"
  296. Feb 04 21:07:41 * Mr_Jared[James] points to Hugh
  297. Feb 04 21:07:46 * Wildfire_[Buzz] grunts "aaagh!"
  298. Feb 04 21:07:55 <Mr_Jared[James]> "See? This man gets it"
  299. Feb 04 21:08:12 * Left_Elba[Derrick] walks in bathroom, locks, and gets to it.
  300. Feb 04 21:08:18 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "This is to fucking.. Weird
  301. Feb 04 21:08:24 * Light_[Soren] tries to get away from the chaos, by stepping out of the door, and taking a deep breath
  302. Feb 04 21:08:40 <Mr_Jared[James]> "*sigh* Was hoping to go one day without having to stay on the job..."
  303. Feb 04 21:08:41 * _Binary[Hugh] walks over to the door and tries to open it (GM pls)
  304. Feb 04 21:08:42 <Swiftfeather> You all begin to notice that your belongings are nowhere to be found
  305. Feb 04 21:08:49 <Swiftfeather> (Which door?)
  306. Feb 04 21:09:02 <_Binary[Hugh]> (The door to exit the bunkroom)
  307. Feb 04 21:09:06 * Wildfire_[Buzz] looks arround "where the hell.. Where is my bag! I had my lap top in that!'
  308. Feb 04 21:09:08 <_Binary[Hugh]> (That I assume exists)
  309. Feb 04 21:09:11 <Light_[Soren]> (The one I just walked through)
  310. Feb 04 21:09:14 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Come on then, let the good doctor examine you all..."
  311. Feb 04 21:09:26 * Left_Elba[Derrick] the sound of a waterfall and a long satisfied whistle come from the bathroom.
  312. Feb 04 21:09:45 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Line up"
  313. Feb 04 21:09:55 * _Binary[Hugh] looks over to the doctor
  314. Feb 04 21:09:59 * Mr_Jared[James] stands up and goes to the middle of the room
  315. Feb 04 21:10:22 * _Binary[Hugh] can't help but listen to James's words sits in front of him
  316. Feb 04 21:10:24 * Wildfire_[Buzz] blushes, walking over to mrjared
  317. Feb 04 21:10:35 * Swiftfeather|2 (~Swift@Rizon-586A0EF6.mpls.qwest.net) has joined #WUC
  318. Feb 04 21:10:51 <_Binary[Hugh]> (Be right back)
  319. Feb 04 21:10:54 <_Binary[Hugh]> (Or I lied)
  320. Feb 04 21:10:56 * Mr_Jared[James] examines Buzz
  321. Feb 04 21:10:58 <_Binary[Hugh]> (Bye forever)
  322. Feb 04 21:11:06 <_Binary[Hugh]> (Or at least a bit)
  323. Feb 04 21:11:15 <Mr_Jared[James]> (GET ON WITH IT!)
  324. Feb 04 21:11:21 * Wildfire_[Buzz] looks to him "i.. I lost my..
  325. Feb 04 21:11:22 * _Binary[Hugh] walks over to his bunk and goes to sleep
  326. Feb 04 21:11:25 * _Binary[Hugh] has quit (Quit: Help! Starlite kidnapped me! (In a manly way))
  327. Feb 04 21:11:31 <Swiftfeather|2> Soren and Hugh both end up in a hallway, with multiple doors on either side of it
  328. Feb 04 21:11:33 <Swiftfeather|2> (What did I Miss)
  329. Feb 04 21:11:35 <Swiftfeather|2> (huH?)
  330. Feb 04 21:11:37 <Swiftfeather|2> (okay, you just lay down on the bed and go back to sleep then)
  331. Feb 04 21:11:47 <Light_[Soren]> (Hugh left, and Jared is insepcting everybody)
  332. Feb 04 21:12:20 * Left_Elba[Derrick] opens the door. "So, I've woken up in the middle of a room with 5 dudes and people are complaining about lost dicks. where is the get punk'd crew coming?"
  333. Feb 04 21:12:20 * Light_[Soren] takes a wild guess, and tries to open the door across the one She just exited
  334. Feb 04 21:12:36 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "when Is*"
  335. Feb 04 21:12:46 * Wildfire_[Buzz] looks to mr "i.. I don't have a... Penis..
  336. Feb 04 21:12:52 * Swiftfeather has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  337. Feb 04 21:13:15 <Swiftfeather|2> You all realize that your hair has changed colors as well, Soren now has light green, shoulder length hair, James has short brown hair, Hugh has a light brown hair, Buzz has just longer than shoulder length red hair
  338. Feb 04 21:13:18 * Swiftfeather|2 is now known as Swiftfeather
  339. Feb 04 21:13:24 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Swiftfeather
  340. Feb 04 21:13:34 <Mr_Jared[James]> (oh god...)
  341. Feb 04 21:13:42 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Hmm... changes..."
  342. Feb 04 21:13:50 * Mr_Jared[James] examines everyone'eyes
  343. Feb 04 21:13:51 * Light_[Soren] runs her fingers through the hair "Green...? Of all things, why green?"
  344. Feb 04 21:13:53 * Wildfire_[Buzz] blinks at his hair "and.. I.. M.. My haie
  345. Feb 04 21:13:58 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> Hair*
  346. Feb 04 21:14:09 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (Am I here swift?)
  347. Feb 04 21:14:14 <Swiftfeather> Soren opens the door to a REC room, there is a pool table, a snackbar, and some tables around the room
  348. Feb 04 21:14:31 * Wildfire_[Buzz] shakes it a bit "ugh.. This is going to get annoying
  349. Feb 04 21:14:37 <Swiftfeather> (You're completely unchanged still Derrick)
  350. Feb 04 21:14:46 <Swiftfeather> The only normal one out of all five of you seems to be Derrick
  351. Feb 04 21:14:48 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (Oh.)
  352. Feb 04 21:14:58 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (uh oh)
  353. Feb 04 21:15:12 * Light_[Soren] makes my way over to the snackbar, and checks for somebody manning it
  354. Feb 04 21:15:52 * Wildfire_[Buzz] looks to the doctor "what the fuck is happening..
  355. Feb 04 21:15:59 * LR123 (~LR123@Rizon-6E186708.bstnma.fios.verizon.net) has joined #WUC
  356. Feb 04 21:16:05 * LR123 (~LR123@Rizon-6E186708.bstnma.fios.verizon.net) has left #WUC
  357. Feb 04 21:16:13 <Swiftfeather> The snackbar is empty, but something sure does catch your eyes, Soren, a nice ripe apple sitting on the bar (Roll FORT)
  358. Feb 04 21:16:36 <Light_[Soren]> (9)
  359. Feb 04 21:16:41 <Swiftfeather> (Snackbar is unmanned**** not empty)
  360. Feb 04 21:16:45 <Mr_Jared[James]> (IT HAS ONLY BEGUN)
  361. Feb 04 21:16:53 <Swiftfeather> (Roll PONE Soren)
  362. Feb 04 21:17:01 <Light_[Soren]> (1)
  363. Feb 04 21:17:34 <Swiftfeather> Boy, that apple sure does look good, it wouldn't hurt if the ship lost one little apple, besides, you're sure it was free anyways.
  364. Feb 04 21:17:50 * Wildfire_[Buzz] pants "this.. Can't be happening..
  365. Feb 04 21:18:02 * Mr_Jared[James] checks the eyes of the people(?) in front of him
  366. Feb 04 21:18:10 * Light_[Soren] takes the apple and bites a chunk out of it, as she makes her way back to the starting room
  367. Feb 04 21:18:18 <Swiftfeather> James notices their eyes have all changed a bit as well
  368. Feb 04 21:18:26 <Swiftfeather> (Who's in front of James?)
  369. Feb 04 21:18:31 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "W.. What happened to them!
  370. Feb 04 21:18:35 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((I am)$
  371. Feb 04 21:19:16 <Mr_Jared[James]> "The eyes have it..."
  372. Feb 04 21:19:18 <Swiftfeather> James sees that Buzz's Irises are now a powerful green color, almost completely solid in fact
  373. Feb 04 21:19:22 * Left_Elba[Derrick] checks his pockets, then his bunk. "Where's my stuff?"
  374. Feb 04 21:19:41 * Wildfire_[Buzz] blinks "what happened to my eyes doc?
  375. Feb 04 21:19:41 * Light_[Soren] checks inside the room to see if the commotion has died down
  376. Feb 04 21:20:24 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((Did i just get awesome rolls?
  377. Feb 04 21:20:31 <Mr_Jared[James]> "They seem to have morphed in color... say... can you tell me if the same has happened to my eyes?"
  378. Feb 04 21:20:51 * Wildfire_[Buzz] sighs and looks to misters eyes
  379. Feb 04 21:20:56 <Swiftfeather> Jame's eyes have turned to a solid light blue
  380. Feb 04 21:21:05 * Left_Elba[Derrick] slaps himself. "nope, not dreaming"
  381. Feb 04 21:21:23 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "L.. Light blue
  382. Feb 04 21:21:30 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Wow... What a work of nature"
  383. Feb 04 21:21:32 <Swiftfeather> (The fur covering Jame's body is white btw)
  384. Feb 04 21:21:38 * Wildfire_[Buzz] sighs
  385. Feb 04 21:21:47 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((Do i have any fur?
  386. Feb 04 21:21:52 <Swiftfeather> (no)
  387. Feb 04 21:21:57 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((Ah okay
  388. Feb 04 21:22:05 <Mr_Jared[James]> (though you said it was brown on me)
  389. Feb 04 21:22:26 <Mr_Jared[James]> (Whatevers)
  390. Feb 04 21:22:33 <Swiftfeather> (just tail voice eyes and hair, I meant your head hair James, the stuf on your body is white)
  391. Feb 04 21:22:50 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((What did the tail do exactly?
  392. Feb 04 21:22:57 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((Full on tail?
  393. Feb 04 21:23:25 <Swiftfeather> (Mhm... all except Derrick.. I already said this... may have gotten lost in the wall of text though(
  394. Feb 04 21:23:26 * _Binary (~Binary@Rizon-AB066CD2.dhcp.leds.al.charter.com) has joined #WUC
  395. Feb 04 21:23:31 * _Binary is now known as _Binary[Hugh]
  396. Feb 04 21:23:36 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((Oh! Fuck))
  397. Feb 04 21:23:45 <_Binary[Hugh]> (Back. I'm in my bed still)
  398. Feb 04 21:23:46 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((What color is my tail?
  399. Feb 04 21:23:53 <_Binary[Hugh]> (What do GM)
  400. Feb 04 21:24:04 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (Wake up)
  401. Feb 04 21:24:11 * Wildfire_[Buzz] swishes his tail arround a bit "can't say i haven't wondered what it felt like..
  402. Feb 04 21:24:14 <Swiftfeather> (You're sleepin on bed still, I'd assume waking up would be smart)
  403. Feb 04 21:24:20 <_Binary[Hugh]> (Agreed)
  404. Feb 04 21:24:30 * Light_[Soren] pokes her head inside the room calling out "Hey. You guys."
  405. Feb 04 21:24:31 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((Swift, is my tail red like my hair?
  406. Feb 04 21:24:39 * _Binary[Hugh] wakes up with a start, hoping that this was all a horrid dream
  407. Feb 04 21:24:47 <_Binary[Hugh]> (Where is everyone?)
  408. Feb 04 21:24:51 <Swiftfeather> (yes)
  409. Feb 04 21:24:59 <Light_[Soren]> (We're all in the same room, an I'm in the doorway)
  410. Feb 04 21:25:04 <Mr_Jared[James]> "well... if i had any guess... id say these changes to out physical stature is of relation to Equines"
  411. Feb 04 21:25:08 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (I'm in the room)
  412. Feb 04 21:25:22 * Wildfire_[Buzz] blinks "e.. Equines..? Like horses?
  413. Feb 04 21:25:22 * Swiftfeather gives voice to _Binary[Hugh]
  414. Feb 04 21:25:32 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Yes... horses..."
  415. Feb 04 21:25:43 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "What kind of horse has red hair though..
  416. Feb 04 21:25:46 <Swiftfeather> (I really need to feed myself quick, will probably just toss bag of popcorn into microwave and come back while it cooks)
  417. Feb 04 21:25:54 * Light_[Soren] waves her short arms in the air, trying to gain attention "Hey!"
  418. Feb 04 21:25:56 <Globebutt> (So everyone take five.)
  419. Feb 04 21:25:58 <Swiftfeather> (brb for 30-60 seconds)
  420. Feb 04 21:26:00 <Light_[Soren]> (whoops, sorry)
  421. Feb 04 21:26:03 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Hm... red colored horse..."
  422. Feb 04 21:26:15 * Mr_Jared[James] snaps his fingers
  423. Feb 04 21:26:18 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Aha!"
  424. Feb 04 21:26:26 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "W.. What?
  425. Feb 04 21:26:26 <_Binary[Hugh]> "James! What's going on" I exclaim as I rush towards James
  426. Feb 04 21:26:26 <Globebutt> (And figure out a good reason to listen to me when I say someone should totally wiggle their ears or rub someone else's to emphesize the "horse" point.)
  427. Feb 04 21:26:59 <Mr_Jared[James]> (He is trying to fool you! Dont hear out the voice!)
  428. Feb 04 21:27:02 <Light_[Soren]> (Guys. Hold up)
  429. Feb 04 21:27:06 <Swiftfeather> (back)
  430. Feb 04 21:27:17 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "What jared..?
  431. Feb 04 21:27:30 <Globebutt> (James; his name is James.)
  432. Feb 04 21:27:41 <Swiftfeather> (shooot I Forgot to say that didn't I? )
  433. Feb 04 21:27:44 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Happy little friend horse!"
  434. Feb 04 21:27:46 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((Oh, sorry
  435. Feb 04 21:27:49 <Swiftfeather> (Globe is it too late?)
  436. Feb 04 21:28:05 * Wildfire_[Buzz] blinks and bursts out laughing "my little pony..? Your kidding me..
  437. Feb 04 21:28:06 <Globebutt> (You're the GM; I'm just giving them bad ideas.)
  438. Feb 04 21:28:08 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "I'm still confused, is this real?" I ask as I poke Buzz's tail"
  439. Feb 04 21:28:27 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Yes... little friendship pony"
  440. Feb 04 21:28:28 * Wildfire_[Buzz] blushes, swishing it up as i look down to left
  441. Feb 04 21:28:44 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (It's Derrick!)
  442. Feb 04 21:28:44 * _Binary[Hugh] gives Buzz's tail a quick yank
  443. Feb 04 21:28:46 <Mr_Jared[James]> "I remember color scheme... so vivid"
  444. Feb 04 21:28:49 * Wildfire_[Buzz] yelps
  445. Feb 04 21:28:58 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "The fuck are you doing?
  446. Feb 04 21:28:58 * Light_[Soren] sighs, and walks back into the room, only to find her things missing!
  447. Feb 04 21:29:02 <_Binary[Hugh]> It's real alright
  448. Feb 04 21:29:17 * Wildfire_[Buzz] shakes his head "but.. What? That's just silly..
  449. Feb 04 21:29:20 <Swiftfeather> All of you realize you have enlongated ears as well, covered in fur.... All of you except Derrick that is... You have no idea how you didn't notice this before
  450. Feb 04 21:29:23 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Hey... stop with the tail pulling... its not nice... unless we are cutting it off"
  451. Feb 04 21:29:31 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Welp. This real."
  452. Feb 04 21:29:32 <_Binary[Hugh]> (Hooves?)
  453. Feb 04 21:29:38 * Mr_Jared[James] hands snap up to ears
  454. Feb 04 21:29:40 * Wildfire_[Buzz] yelps "no don't..
  455. Feb 04 21:29:42 <Mr_Jared[James]> "oh..."
  456. Feb 04 21:29:51 <Light_[Soren]> "Somebody say something about cutting off a tail?"
  457. Feb 04 21:29:56 * Wildfire_[Buzz] looks to his ears "the fuck.."
  458. Feb 04 21:30:09 <_Binary[Hugh]> "Please don't take mine,....."
  459. Feb 04 21:30:22 * _Binary[Hugh] 's hands fly to his mouth
  460. Feb 04 21:30:25 <Mr_Jared[James]> "who said anything about collecting tails?"
  461. Feb 04 21:30:30 <Swiftfeather> (no hooves yet)
  462. Feb 04 21:30:37 <_Binary[Hugh]> (Good to know)
  463. Feb 04 21:30:45 <Globebutt> (The best way to check is to look in character, though!)
  464. Feb 04 21:30:51 <Mr_Jared[James]> "hmm"
  465. Feb 04 21:30:55 <Light_[Soren]> "This thing is annoying, so if anybody wants to chop it off, I'm all ears."
  466. Feb 04 21:30:56 <Globebutt> (It's most appropriate to the RP, and most amusing to watch.)
  467. Feb 04 21:30:58 * Wildfire_[Buzz] sighs "what happened to my ears doc..
  468. Feb 04 21:30:59 <Light_[Soren]> (OHOHOHO PUNS)
  469. Feb 04 21:31:15 <Swiftfeather> (Globe should I show them their OC or should I mess around with them?)
  470. Feb 04 21:31:15 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Ok... everyone... drop your pants for your examination"
  471. Feb 04 21:31:21 <Mr_Jared[James]> (mess with us)
  472. Feb 04 21:31:29 <Globebutt> (Fuck with them.)
  473. Feb 04 21:31:36 * _Binary[Hugh] pulls his pants down
  474. Feb 04 21:31:37 * Left_Elba[Derrick] checks himself for any of the changes that have befallen the rest
  475. Feb 04 21:31:57 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Uhh, no thank you."
  476. Feb 04 21:31:58 * Wildfire_[Buzz] slowly lowers his pants, blushing hard
  477. Feb 04 21:31:59 <Swiftfeather> Derrick's check concluded that he is completely, 100% unchanged, still his normal Derrick self
  478. Feb 04 21:32:46 <_Binary[Hugh]> Doc, please hurry with whatever you're going to do.
  479. Feb 04 21:33:01 * Mr_Jared[James] examine their legs below... anything noteworthy?
  480. Feb 04 21:33:08 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Something's up. Why am I normal? Did they snatch the wrong guy in this"
  481. Feb 04 21:33:39 * Wildfire_[Buzz] sighs "i.. I switched.. Genders
  482. Feb 04 21:33:40 * Light_[Soren] moves over to Derrick, getting his attention
  483. Feb 04 21:33:51 <Swiftfeather> James notes that they all seem to have little protrusions above their pubic bones.. kind of like nipples... still small though, and that all of them are female (this is not including Derrick)
  484. Feb 04 21:34:26 <Light_[Soren]> "Hey! Guy who was sleeping under me! Did you steal my stuff?"
  485. Feb 04 21:34:40 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "No, did you steal ours?"
  486. Feb 04 21:34:42 * Wildfire_[Buzz] blinks, looking to the nipples "agh.. What..
  487. Feb 04 21:34:44 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Hmm... you all seem to be Femail... i need to quickly check"
  488. Feb 04 21:34:49 <_Binary[Hugh]> "Wait what!"
  489. Feb 04 21:34:59 * Mr_Jared[James] drops his pants and examines what is there
  490. Feb 04 21:35:07 <Mr_Jared[James]> (like a doctor)
  491. Feb 04 21:35:08 <_Binary[Hugh]> "Slow down and say that again James"
  492. Feb 04 21:35:11 * Light_[Soren] looks up a Derreck "Nope, I didn't touch it. Do you know what is going on?"
  493. Feb 04 21:35:21 * Wildfire_[Buzz] sighs "how the fuck.. I.. I'm not a girl..
  494. Feb 04 21:35:33 <Globebutt> (This brings me back to the first session of Stuttgart.)
  495. Feb 04 21:35:34 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Femails, ladies, gals, girls... make more sense?"
  496. Feb 04 21:35:52 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "Thats impossible though!
  497. Feb 04 21:35:57 <_Binary[Hugh]> "It would If I wasn't a man!"
  498. Feb 04 21:36:03 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Why is everyone dropping their pants? What did I drink my way into?"
  499. Feb 04 21:36:20 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Check again if you don't belive me... also you can pull your shorts back on"
  500. Feb 04 21:36:33 <Light_[Soren]> "derreck, everybody is dropping their drawers because their dicks are missing. IT doesn't take a genius to figure that out.."
  501. Feb 04 21:36:54 * _Binary[Hugh] pulls his pants back on
  502. Feb 04 21:36:59 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "I must be high then. I've got mine"
  503. Feb 04 21:37:06 <Mr_Jared[James]> *What of my little me down there mr.GM?*
  504. Feb 04 21:37:47 <Light_[Soren]> "It seems the changes didn't effect you... I need to find my stuff though. "
  505. Feb 04 21:37:50 <Swiftfeather> James notices his dick is still there, safe and sound with two testes to accompany it... it seems a bit bigger ... and more horselike..?
  506. Feb 04 21:37:59 * Wildfire_[Buzz] sighs. Poking his gentals a bit, out of curiosity
  507. Feb 04 21:38:03 <Mr_Jared[James]> *eye twitch*
  508. Feb 04 21:38:13 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Well then"
  509. Feb 04 21:38:16 <_Binary[Hugh]> (Now I must really be off. Don't kill me please)
  510. Feb 04 21:38:20 * Mr_Jared[James] snaps his pants back on
  511. Feb 04 21:38:20 * _Binary[Hugh] has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
  512. Feb 04 21:38:36 * Wildfire_[Buzz] sighs
  513. Feb 04 21:38:45 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (Crap)
  514. Feb 04 21:38:48 <Light_[Soren]> "Wanna help me look for it, Mister Derreck? I'll help you look for yours."
  515. Feb 04 21:39:19 <Swiftfeather> Hugh has passed out and landed on one of hte bunks, nobody knows how long he's going to stay there
  516. Feb 04 21:39:53 * Wildfire_[Buzz] grunts "agh.. W.. What is happening
  517. Feb 04 21:39:55 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "I found mine alr-- Wait wait!"
  518. Feb 04 21:40:05 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Seems that the phallus i was born with has morphed into a more equine form..."
  519. Feb 04 21:40:29 <Light_[Soren]> "It seems everybodies is gone, including yours."
  520. Feb 04 21:40:30 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "How the fuck are we even..
  521. Feb 04 21:40:52 * Wildfire_[Buzz] sighs
  522. Feb 04 21:40:55 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (I still have mine)
  523. Feb 04 21:41:00 <Mr_Jared[James]> "I still have mine fortunetly..."
  524. Feb 04 21:41:08 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "If we're turning into ponies.. Why can we walk?
  525. Feb 04 21:41:18 <Mr_Jared[James]> "... Talking horses?"
  526. Feb 04 21:41:26 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> Walk
  527. Feb 04 21:41:53 * Light_[Soren] 's ears perk up at hearing this "We're turning into talking horses? Thats silly!"
  528. Feb 04 21:41:55 * Wildfire_[Buzz] shakes his head "horses have four legs, not two
  529. Feb 04 21:42:17 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Sorry... misheard that... well... i do not think the changes have affected out internal structures as of yet..."
  530. Feb 04 21:42:37 <Light_[Soren]> "Yeah, they have. My voice is higher now."
  531. Feb 04 21:42:40 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "I'd say the lack of gentals as one..
  532. Feb 04 21:42:51 <Mr_Jared[James]> "I have a feeling something will change them to be more horselike..."
  533. Feb 04 21:43:26 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "The lack of a penis is enough for me..
  534. Feb 04 21:44:15 <Swiftfeather> You all suddenly hear a beeping noise, coming out of an intercom speaker on the ceiling of the room, "Dinner is now being served on Floor 2!"
  535. Feb 04 21:44:17 <Light_[Soren]> "So are we gunna grow hooves or something?"
  536. Feb 04 21:44:24 <Swiftfeather> (ALL roll FORT)
  537. Feb 04 21:44:34 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "All right people! So apparently you guys.. girls.. whatever are turning into horses in skittles colors, we've woken up in a strange room, probably on a ship, and our stuff has been stolen"
  538. Feb 04 21:44:39 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> What does that mean?
  539. Feb 04 21:44:42 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ))
  540. Feb 04 21:44:48 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "What n--"
  541. Feb 04 21:44:48 <Swiftfeather> (roll a D10..)
  542. Feb 04 21:44:56 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Hmm... Seems they are still running the scedule as normal... odd"
  543. Feb 04 21:45:07 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (3)
  544. Feb 04 21:45:09 <Light_[Soren]> (8)
  545. Feb 04 21:45:41 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> Ten
  546. Feb 04 21:45:46 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ))
  547. Feb 04 21:45:49 <Swiftfeather> (Do that in parenthasis please...)
  548. Feb 04 21:45:50 <Mr_Jared[James]> (Who?)
  549. Feb 04 21:45:53 <Swiftfeather> (ALL)
  550. Feb 04 21:46:02 <Swiftfeather> (Everyone)
  551. Feb 04 21:46:05 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((Sorry 10
  552. Feb 04 21:46:06 <Mr_Jared[James]> (8)
  553. Feb 04 21:46:14 <Swiftfeather> (Soren, Buzz, James, roll PONE)
  554. Feb 04 21:46:29 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "As I was saying, what now?"
  555. Feb 04 21:46:29 <Mr_Jared[James]> (9)
  556. Feb 04 21:46:32 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> 1d10?
  557. Feb 04 21:46:36 <Light_[Soren]> (10, ouch.)
  558. Feb 04 21:46:36 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> )
  559. Feb 04 21:46:40 <Swiftfeather> (YES ALL OFHTE ROLLS ARE 10)
  560. Feb 04 21:46:43 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Well... 1st off we should..."
  561. Feb 04 21:46:55 <Swiftfeather> (caps fail)
  562. Feb 04 21:47:02 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((Did i roll ten?
  563. Feb 04 21:47:36 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (looks like 5.)
  564. Feb 04 21:47:41 <Swiftfeather> (Oh my god, you rolled a 10, what did you get after that?)
  565. Feb 04 21:47:55 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((Uhm a 5
  566. Feb 04 21:49:27 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((K?
  567. Feb 04 21:49:28 <Swiftfeather> Everyone except Derrick suddenly get a strong inclination to go to Floor 2 to eat dinner, Soren Feels an odd, tickling sensation as light, mint green fur suddenly grows all over his body.
  568. Feb 04 21:49:45 <Mr_Jared[James]> "EAT FOOD!"
  569. Feb 04 21:50:13 * Mr_Jared[James] stops and looks at Soren
  570. Feb 04 21:50:13 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Uhh, If you say so..."
  571. Feb 04 21:50:13 * Wildfire_[Buzz] slowly goes down to eat
  572. Feb 04 21:50:23 * Left_Elba[Derrick] stares at Soren
  573. Feb 04 21:50:30 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Um..."
  574. Feb 04 21:50:40 * Light_[Soren] notices the people staring at him "W-what are you looking at?"
  575. Feb 04 21:50:54 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Your new coat..."
  576. Feb 04 21:51:13 <Light_[Soren]> "I'm not wearing a coat, Mister.."
  577. Feb 04 21:51:39 <Mr_Jared[James]> "... take a look at yourself... you are waering a coat"
  578. Feb 04 21:51:41 * Wildfire_[Buzz] ignores him, just wanting to eat
  579. Feb 04 21:51:43 <Swiftfeather> You all would really like to stay and chat, but the urgency of food is stronger than the need to examine Sren's new coat
  580. Feb 04 21:51:51 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "You're all furry"
  581. Feb 04 21:51:52 <Swiftfeather> Soren's*
  582. Feb 04 21:51:54 <Mr_Jared[James]> ....
  583. Feb 04 21:52:06 <Mr_Jared[James]> "neh... less coat more foodstuffs"
  584. Feb 04 21:52:08 * Wildfire_[Buzz] reaches the food court, looking arround
  585. Feb 04 21:52:12 * Light_[Soren] forgets the coat, the need for food overpowering it
  586. Feb 04 21:52:23 <Swiftfeather> (No buzz, no)
  587. Feb 04 21:52:28 * Left_Elba[Derrick] feels awkaward
  588. Feb 04 21:52:33 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((Oh)$
  589. Feb 04 21:52:40 <Swiftfeather> (There is an elevator in the hallway outside the room you started in)
  590. Feb 04 21:52:41 * Wildfire_[Buzz] continues to walk with the group
  591. Feb 04 21:52:57 * Light_[Soren] takes off his shirt while walking to the elevator, looking himself down
  592. Feb 04 21:52:57 * Left_Elba[Derrick] follows the group.
  593. Feb 04 21:52:58 <Mr_Jared[James]> "wonder what they have"
  594. Feb 04 21:53:12 * Wildfire_[Buzz] gets in then elevator
  595. Feb 04 21:53:27 * Mr_Jared[James] hops in
  596. Feb 04 21:53:33 * Left_Elba[Derrick] Hops in
  597. Feb 04 21:54:04 <Light_[Soren]> "That one looks a little crowded.. I'll take the next one."
  598. Feb 04 21:54:08 <Swiftfeather> You see a list of buttons, from top to bottom: D2 D1 3 2 1 M LQ and B, the elevator indicates you are currently on the "LQ" Floor
  599. Feb 04 21:54:09 * Wildfire_[Buzz] impatintly taps his hoof
  600. Feb 04 21:54:15 <Swiftfeather> (big elevators)
  601. Feb 04 21:54:16 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> Hand*
  602. Feb 04 21:54:30 <Mr_Jared[James]> (Everyone aboard the S.S >Rape elevater)
  603. Feb 04 21:54:32 * Wildfire_[Buzz] hits the d2 button
  604. Feb 04 21:54:59 <Swiftfeather> (... wrong button..)
  605. Feb 04 21:54:59 <Light_[Soren]> (I'll still take the next one.)
  606. Feb 04 21:55:06 <Swiftfeather> (but you didn't know that)
  607. Feb 04 21:55:18 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((Heh i know
  608. Feb 04 21:55:48 * Light_[Soren] takes the time waiting for the elevator to get a better look at herself, running her hands over the fur
  609. Feb 04 21:56:27 * Wildfire_[Buzz] sighs
  610. Feb 04 21:56:34 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "What is happening..
  611. Feb 04 21:56:35 <Swiftfeather> The elevator doors close, taking the people in it up to the the second deck floor, when you step out, you're met with the afternoon sun and a nice cool breeze, there isn't much to do here though, just the start of a slide, and a ladder going up with a sign saying "Crow's nest"
  612. Feb 04 21:56:58 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Well... least we are still on the ship"
  613. Feb 04 21:57:01 * Light_[Soren] hits the button on the elevator, and waits for it to come down.
  614. Feb 04 21:57:04 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "Ooh slide!
  615. Feb 04 21:57:07 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> Awh..
  616. Feb 04 21:57:22 <Swiftfeather> The second elevator arrives for soren, and opens up
  617. Feb 04 21:57:27 <Swiftfeather> (2 elevators)
  618. Feb 04 21:57:32 * Light_[Soren] steps inside, and hits "2"
  619. Feb 04 21:57:52 <Swiftfeather> Buzz, that slide sure does look fun, it wouldn't hurt to go down it would it? (Roll FORT)
  620. Feb 04 21:58:14 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((2))
  621. Feb 04 21:58:37 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Whoa. First cruise ship with crows nest i've seen"
  622. Feb 04 21:58:47 <Swiftfeather> Hmm... Nah, the slide doesn't look that fun, you decide to just stick with the others
  623. Feb 04 21:59:17 * Wildfire_[Buzz] frowns "awhh..
  624. Feb 04 21:59:17 * Mr_Jared[James] looks around, staring out to sea
  625. Feb 04 21:59:35 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((Lol.
  626. Feb 04 21:59:50 <Swiftfeather> Soren's elevator goes up to floor 2, the doors open to reveal 3 signs, "DINER CINEMA ICE RINK", you are attracted to the obvious place where food would be
  627. Feb 04 22:00:06 * Wildfire_[Buzz] shrugs "anyone else for hitting all the buttons and seeing where the food court is?
  628. Feb 04 22:00:17 * Light_[Soren] makes my way to "DINER" and opens the door
  629. Feb 04 22:00:18 * Left_Elba[Derrick] looks around
  630. Feb 04 22:00:23 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Dident the voice say floor two?"
  631. Feb 04 22:00:31 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "So which way to breakfast?
  632. Feb 04 22:00:46 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "Oh.. Yeah.." He facepalms hitting the button
  633. Feb 04 22:01:16 <Swiftfeather> Soren is met with a large room filled with tables, each of them has a name on them, with a large metal cover covering all the food, you find yours and sit down at it
  634. Feb 04 22:01:23 <Swiftfeather> (Which button?)
  635. Feb 04 22:01:23 * Left_Elba[Derrick] gets in the elevator
  636. Feb 04 22:01:30 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((Floor 2
  637. Feb 04 22:01:32 * Light_[Soren] digs into the food, famished
  638. Feb 04 22:01:33 * Mr_Jared[James] hits floor 2
  639. Feb 04 22:01:41 <Globebutt> (Woah, there, Soren!)
  640. Feb 04 22:01:45 <Globebutt> (You eat through metal?)
  641. Feb 04 22:01:48 <Globebutt> (That's hardcore.)
  642. Feb 04 22:02:01 <Mr_Jared[James]> (fueking hardcore bro)
  643. Feb 04 22:02:06 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (True ominvore. That's metal bro)
  644. Feb 04 22:02:16 <Light_[Soren]> (I'm a monster 14 year old)
  645. Feb 04 22:02:25 <Mr_Jared[James]> (I see)
  646. Feb 04 22:02:41 * Wildfire_[Buzz] waits for the elevator to go down
  647. Feb 04 22:02:41 <Light_[Soren]> (Kidding, just add in I lifted up the metal.)
  648. Feb 04 22:03:07 <Swiftfeather> The elevator closes and moves down to floor 2, it opens up to reveal the signs "DINER, CINEMA, and ICE RINK" All of you except derrick are immediately drawn towards the Diner, Derrick can make his own choice however.
  649. Feb 04 22:03:09 <Globebutt> (Wait to see what happens when you lift the metal.)
  650. Feb 04 22:03:43 * Light_[Soren] lifts up the metal, to reveal the food under it
  651. Feb 04 22:03:50 * Wildfire_[Buzz] runs into the dinner, lifting up the plate to the food
  652. Feb 04 22:04:01 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I look at the Ice rink longingly "I haven't been to one of those since I was a kid!"
  653. Feb 04 22:04:24 <Swiftfeather> Tons of mayflies suddenly fly out from under Soren's metal cover, and a net sitting in the middle of the tray, you feel you should grab the net and start catching the mayflies (Soren roll FORT)
  654. Feb 04 22:04:49 <Light_[Soren]> (8) (i'll be a pone yet)
  655. Feb 04 22:05:02 <Swiftfeather> (PONE roll)
  656. Feb 04 22:05:06 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((What about buzz?
  657. Feb 04 22:05:15 <Globebutt> (Hold your horses.)
  658. Feb 04 22:05:22 <Globebutt> (GM's gotta have time to type!)
  659. Feb 04 22:05:35 <Swiftfeather> Buzz, under your tray you find a nice pile of roses, they look absolutely delicious, (Roll PONE)
  660. Feb 04 22:05:39 <Swiftfeather> I mean
  661. Feb 04 22:05:41 <Swiftfeather> (FORT**)
  662. Feb 04 22:05:42 <Light_[Soren]> (ouch, another 10.)
  663. Feb 04 22:05:53 <Light_[Soren]> (incoming pone)
  664. Feb 04 22:05:58 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> 7
  665. Feb 04 22:06:01 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ($
  666. Feb 04 22:06:04 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "But hey, free food" As head into the diner
  667. Feb 04 22:06:04 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> (()$
  668. Feb 04 22:06:14 <Swiftfeather> (Buzz, PONE roll)
  669. Feb 04 22:06:46 * Mr_Jared[James] stands at the edge of the food area...
  670. Feb 04 22:06:53 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> (6)
  671. Feb 04 22:06:56 <Swiftfeather> THose mayflies just NEED to be caught, you pick up the net and begin trying to catch them all
  672. Feb 04 22:06:58 <Mr_Jared[James]> "what the hell... What is going on with everyone?"
  673. Feb 04 22:07:15 * Light_[Soren] jumps around the room, trying to grab as many as I can in the net
  674. Feb 04 22:07:46 <Swiftfeather> Buzz, you feel a tingling sensation all over your body as short fur erupts from your skin, but you ignore this, and begin to eat the roses on your tray
  675. Feb 04 22:07:48 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Flies and roses. Intresting breakfast.
  676. Feb 04 22:08:10 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((What color?
  677. Feb 04 22:08:12 <Swiftfeather> (the fur is a creamish off-white)
  678. Feb 04 22:08:23 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Where's the staff?" as I look around for them
  679. Feb 04 22:08:27 <Light_[Soren]> (Any physical changes to Soren?)
  680. Feb 04 22:08:35 <Mr_Jared[James]> "derrick... something is not right here... drag me out before i rush in and do something stupid..."
  681. Feb 04 22:08:38 * Wildfire_[Buzz] grunts, eating the food quickly
  682. Feb 04 22:09:04 <Swiftfeather> Soren begins to feel some pain, arthritis pain, in his fingers and feet, but that's not enough to stop him from trying to catch all the mayflies
  683. Feb 04 22:09:09 * Wildfire_[Buzz] he notices the food midway "what.. What the fuck!!!!
  684. Feb 04 22:09:23 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> Fur*
  685. Feb 04 22:09:30 <Swiftfeather> (nu you eat the roses first..)
  686. Feb 04 22:09:38 <Swiftfeather> (Cuz roses are good)
  687. Feb 04 22:09:51 * Wildfire_[Buzz] finishes the roses and then says this)$
  688. Feb 04 22:10:00 <Swiftfeather> Derrick, James, you see there are 2 more tables with name plates for you two as well, James is automatically drawn to his
  689. Feb 04 22:10:05 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (one second james, lookng for staff)
  690. Feb 04 22:10:07 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Derrick! What the %$#@ is going on here!? The doctor is confused "
  691. Feb 04 22:10:12 * Light_[Soren] catches all of the mayflies, and looks down at them triumphantly
  692. Feb 04 22:10:27 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "I'm looking for the.. chefs.. here"
  693. Feb 04 22:10:29 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "Aaaggh!!! Why do i have fur!!
  694. Feb 04 22:11:05 <Globebutt> (I like how everybody's chill about a bunch of mayflies loose in the room.)
  695. Feb 04 22:11:18 <Light_[Soren]> (And a green boy catching all of them)
  696. Feb 04 22:11:24 <Mr_Jared[James]> (Da fuq are mayflys?)
  697. Feb 04 22:11:28 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (I've noticed, I'm just looking for someone to talk to?"
  698. Feb 04 22:11:32 <Swiftfeather> (horrible bugs)
  699. Feb 04 22:11:44 <Globebutt> (Give details, Swift.)
  700. Feb 04 22:11:45 <Swiftfeather> (well not horrible, they just make horrible messes)
  701. Feb 04 22:12:03 <Globebutt> (Rant about it. Tell us all about them. ...I'm not close enough to the lake to get 'em.)
  702. Feb 04 22:12:07 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((So whar color am i again?
  703. Feb 04 22:12:22 <Light_[Soren]> (cream)
  704. Feb 04 22:12:23 <Swiftfeather> (I know that up here in minnesota, a little further north from me, one time of the year gets TONS of mayflies, they are so thick that the front of your car will get plastered in them)
  705. Feb 04 22:12:33 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> .. Cream?))
  706. Feb 04 22:12:42 <Globebutt> (Yes, cream.)
  707. Feb 04 22:13:07 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((Oh so very light yellow?
  708. Feb 04 22:13:14 <Globebutt> (Off-white, really.)
  709. Feb 04 22:13:17 <Swiftfeather> (Like vanilla ice cream..)
  710. Feb 04 22:13:24 <Swiftfeather> (Slightly dustied white)
  711. Feb 04 22:13:28 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((Ah
  712. Feb 04 22:13:30 <Swiftfeather> (whatever you want to say)
  713. Feb 04 22:13:35 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (Swift, sorry to pressure, but I'm looking for staff)
  714. Feb 04 22:13:42 <Swiftfeather> (oh)
  715. Feb 04 22:14:01 <Swiftfeather> Derrick can't seem to find any staff at all
  716. Feb 04 22:14:43 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "..'s ghost ship or something.." I mutter.
  717. Feb 04 22:15:02 * Wildfire_[Buzz] shudders "why do i have fur... Eeek!
  718. Feb 04 22:15:37 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I stare at my covered 'breakfast' plate. "Even a name card. How sweet"
  719. Feb 04 22:15:57 * Light_[Soren] after catching all the flies, he drop the net from the pain in his hands
  720. Feb 04 22:15:59 <Swiftfeather> (James you there? You're drawn to your table..)
  721. Feb 04 22:16:23 * Wildfire_[Buzz] tears up a bit
  722. Feb 04 22:16:25 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (pinging Mr_jared)
  723. Feb 04 22:16:44 * Mr_Jared[James] is skeptical about the whole meal, considdering everyone is going crazy like abunch of apes... i should just walk away slowly
  724. Feb 04 22:17:03 <Swiftfeather> (James roll FORT)
  725. Feb 04 22:17:14 <Mr_Jared[James]> (1 you mofo)
  726. Feb 04 22:17:55 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I look at Jame's internal struggle at his plate
  727. Feb 04 22:17:55 * Light_[Soren] stretches out his fingers, then clenches them into fists, repeating the action, trying to get the pain to go away
  728. Feb 04 22:18:04 <Swiftfeather> Mmmaayybe it wouldn't be best to pull up your tray... hell, for all you know, it might blow up the entire fucking ship....
  729. Feb 04 22:18:30 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Here james. It's easy."
  730. Feb 04 22:18:44 * Wildfire_[Buzz] yells up high "what the fuck is going on!!!
  731. Feb 04 22:19:13 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I walk over and lift his lid, but the meal is still hidden from jame's sight. "Let's see.. you've got..."
  732. Feb 04 22:19:25 * Mr_Jared[James] walks out of the room
  733. Feb 04 22:19:56 <Swiftfeather> Derrick sees a set of barber tools along with the bust of a head with absolutely horribly messy hair
  734. Feb 04 22:20:03 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Something is amiss"
  735. Feb 04 22:20:23 * Light_[Soren] gets up, and stumbles out of the room, looking for some sort of map of the ship
  736. Feb 04 22:20:38 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I place the lid back on the plate. "Hey James! How does shaving sound?"
  737. Feb 04 22:20:38 * Mr_Jared[James] sits by the elevater
  738. Feb 04 22:21:03 * Wildfire_[Buzz] sits by james. Sighing
  739. Feb 04 22:21:19 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "This is just too funny. This has got to be a joke" I lift up my own lid
  740. Feb 04 22:21:26 <Swiftfeather> Oohh James... shaving does sound a little fun at this point... maybe.... (Roll FORT)
  741. Feb 04 22:21:53 <Mr_Jared[James]> (4)
  742. Feb 04 22:21:57 <Globebutt> (Dining hall's pretty close to the elevators, then?)
  743. Feb 04 22:22:01 <Swiftfeather> (yeah)
  744. Feb 04 22:22:03 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Shaving... Well... how about no"
  745. Feb 04 22:22:12 <Swiftfeather> Nah... shaving does not sound al lthat good after all
  746. Feb 04 22:22:13 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "James... What is happening..
  747. Feb 04 22:22:32 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "I swear, if mine's a pile of unfolded clothes or something..."
  748. Feb 04 22:22:46 <Swiftfeather> Derrick is met with a nice, fresh, steaming cup of coffee. (Roll FORT)
  749. Feb 04 22:22:51 <Mr_Jared[James]> "... i don't know..."
  750. Feb 04 22:23:03 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (10)
  751. Feb 04 22:23:06 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (IT BEGINS)
  752. Feb 04 22:23:07 <Mr_Jared[James]> (...)
  753. Feb 04 22:23:09 <Swiftfeather> (Roll PONE)
  754. Feb 04 22:23:10 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((Loo
  755. Feb 04 22:23:15 <Mr_Jared[James]> (It hasent even begun)
  756. Feb 04 22:23:25 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (8)
  757. Feb 04 22:23:36 <Mr_Jared[James]> (anyways... shower time... il be back)
  758. Feb 04 22:23:46 * Light_[Soren] looks around in the hallway, searching for a map
  759. Feb 04 22:24:15 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "That... that's some great coffee all right...
  760. Feb 04 22:24:24 <Swiftfeather> You can't resist yourself and pick up the coffee and begin to drink it
  761. Feb 04 22:24:38 * Swiftfeather sets mode +m #WUC
  762. Feb 04 22:24:44 * Wildfire_[Buzz] decides to look at what else is left in the room for eating, not full
  763. Feb 04 22:25:07 <Swiftfeather> Soren is met with nothing except the Ice Rink, Diner, and Cinema signs
  764. Feb 04 22:25:30 * Light_[Soren] groans, and moves goes to the elevator, hitting the button (Floors again?)
  765. Feb 04 22:25:34 * Esmeralda (~Emooli@Rizon-25CACD95.static.axtel.net) has joined #WUC
  766. Feb 04 22:26:01 <Swiftfeather> Derrick, as you drink that coffee, you feel it energizing you, filling you... it is the most amazing thing you've ever tasted in your entire life, as you drink you want more and more of it.
  767. Feb 04 22:26:10 * Wildfire_[Buzz] continues to look for some food
  768. Feb 04 22:26:38 <Swiftfeather> Floors are: B, LQ, M, 1, 2, 3, D1, D2
  769. Feb 04 22:26:57 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I Finish the cup in a single session. "Sweet. Where's more? And where is everyone else?
  770. Feb 04 22:26:58 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((Swift, can he find anything left over?
  771. Feb 04 22:27:10 <Swiftfeather> Buzz is saddened to find that all the actual edible food in the room has been eaten
  772. Feb 04 22:27:18 * Light_[Soren] randomly presses LQ, and waits for the elevator to arrive
  773. Feb 04 22:27:26 <Swiftfeather> The elevator opens
  774. Feb 04 22:27:42 * Wildfire_[Buzz] frowns, deciding to go on the elevstor to go back to d2
  775. Feb 04 22:27:50 * Light_[Soren] steps in, and hits LQ (I messed that up)
  776. Feb 04 22:27:57 <Swiftfeather> (yeah)
  777. Feb 04 22:28:19 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I look over at soren.
  778. Feb 04 22:28:27 <Swiftfeather> THe elevator closes with both of you in it, going up to LQ, the doors open for Soren
  779. Feb 04 22:28:29 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I exit the room and look*
  780. Feb 04 22:28:35 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Dang ti
  781. Feb 04 22:28:42 <Light_[Soren]> (Wait.. Who else is in it?)
  782. Feb 04 22:28:50 <Swiftfeather> (Isn't Buzz?)
  783. Feb 04 22:28:55 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (Buzz)
  784. Feb 04 22:29:13 * Wildfire_[Buzz] waves him off
  785. Feb 04 22:29:15 * Light_[Soren] as the elevator arrives, he gets out, and checks the signs
  786. Feb 04 22:30:09 * Wildfire_[Buzz] waits
  787. Feb 04 22:30:14 <Swiftfeather> the doors close and take Buzz back up to D2, opening to reveal the midday sun and again a nice cool breeze, there is a ladder with a sign leading up that says "Crow's Nest" and there is the slide to the pool below
  788. Feb 04 22:30:34 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I twitch. "I have strange urge to find coffee... hmmmm" I check around the dining room, any exits?
  789. Feb 04 22:30:36 <Swiftfeather> Soren notices there are no signs, just a hallway with doors
  790. Feb 04 22:30:50 * Wildfire_[Buzz] smiles. Looking up to the crows nest, deciding to climb up
  791. Feb 04 22:30:55 <Swiftfeather> (exit into the elevator room on floor 2)
  792. Feb 04 22:30:56 * Light_[Soren] groans again, and hits the elevator button
  793. Feb 04 22:31:18 <Swiftfeather> The elevator arrives for Soren shortly after he presses the button
  794. Feb 04 22:31:29 * Light_[Soren] gets on, and presses "B"
  795. Feb 04 22:32:20 <Swiftfeather> as buzz climbs up, it gets a little windier, when he reaches the top, he climbs over the edge to reveal a sealed envelope on the ground, and a telescope
  796. Feb 04 22:32:47 * Wildfire_[Buzz] blinks, picking up the envelope
  797. Feb 04 22:33:22 <Swiftfeather> The elevator doors close and take Soren down to the Basement, opening to reveal signs leading to different aresas "MEDICAL" and "LAUNDRY". There is also a sign above some stairs that go further down, labeled "employees only, UTILITY"
  798. Feb 04 22:33:47 * Light_[Soren] smiles, as he makes his way to the room labeled "MEDICAL"
  799. Feb 04 22:33:51 <Swiftfeather> Buzz notices that there is a name on the envelope, "Hugh"
  800. Feb 04 22:34:30 * Light_[Soren] reaches the room, and opens up the door
  801. Feb 04 22:34:34 * Wildfire_[Buzz] blinks, and rips it open
  802. Feb 04 22:34:40 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (hugh is MIA
  803. Feb 04 22:35:24 <Swiftfeather> As Soren enteres the Medical room, he immediately notices a strong smell of disinfectant, a table in the middle of the room with a vial of a deep green liquid with a "WARNING: DO NOT DRINK WITHOUT SECOND INGREDIENT" Label, there are cabinets on the walls filled with various medical supplies and basic medicines
  804. Feb 04 22:35:35 <Swiftfeather> (I know, but the note is addressed to him)
  805. Feb 04 22:35:44 <Swiftfeather> There is a note in the envelope
  806. Feb 04 22:36:00 * Light_[Soren] curiously looks over the Green liquid, tossing and turning it
  807. Feb 04 22:36:13 * Wildfire_[Buzz] reads the note
  808. Feb 04 22:37:09 * Light_[Soren] shrugs, and pockets the green vial. He then rummages through the cabinets for some painkillers
  809. Feb 04 22:37:28 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (Swift, I've asked about any extra exits in the diner)
  810. Feb 04 22:38:25 <Mr_Jared[James]> (back)
  811. Feb 04 22:38:31 <Swiftfeather> The note reads as follows; "Hugh, I need you to not fall apart and become a pony, I have a lot of money riding on you, please find the safe room and lock the others out, but first you will want to find the tablet on the third floor somewhere, the password is '5256'. -Don't fail me, Your sponser."
  812. Feb 04 22:38:44 <Swiftfeather> (I said already)
  813. Feb 04 22:39:00 <Swiftfeather> (One way out of dining room, the main door)
  814. Feb 04 22:39:10 * Wildfire_[Buzz] widens his eyes. And quickly takes the elevator to the third floor
  815. Feb 04 22:39:30 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (All right)
  816. Feb 04 22:39:35 <Mr_Jared[James]> (Where is everyone?)
  817. Feb 04 22:39:38 <Swiftfeather> Soren finds a bottle of pills labeled "Oxycotin"
  818. Feb 04 22:40:08 <Swiftfeather> (oxycontin*)
  819. Feb 04 22:40:09 * Light_[Soren] checks the label to see how many he should take
  820. Feb 04 22:40:12 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I exit the diner, and wander over to the ice rink
  821. Feb 04 22:40:28 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((So did i just win?
  822. Feb 04 22:40:49 <Swiftfeather> (Hell fucking no)
  823. Feb 04 22:41:11 * Wildfire_[Buzz] taps his hoof franticly as he waits for the elevator
  824. Feb 04 22:41:17 <Swiftfeather> The elevator opens on the third floor, revealing signs that say "GIFTSHOP, CASINO, INFORMATION"
  825. Feb 04 22:41:22 <Mr_Jared[James]> *if i am not restricted... i shall be in the medical bay*
  826. Feb 04 22:41:33 <Light_[Soren]> (with me?)
  827. Feb 04 22:41:41 <Swiftfeather> (Huh?)
  828. Feb 04 22:41:45 * Light_[Soren] shrugs, and just decides to down two of the pills
  829. Feb 04 22:42:10 * Wildfire_[Buzz] runs into the infromation sign
  830. Feb 04 22:42:18 * Light_[Soren] then searches the room for any type of backpacks
  831. Feb 04 22:42:20 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "Hello? Is anyone here!'
  832. Feb 04 22:42:31 <Swiftfeather> The room is empty
  833. Feb 04 22:42:41 <Mr_Jared[James]> "hmm"
  834. Feb 04 22:42:50 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Home sweeyt home..."
  835. Feb 04 22:43:05 <Swiftfeather> All Soren finds is a box of syringes and a few other random medical items
  836. Feb 04 22:43:16 * Mr_Jared[James] looks for one of those portable belt medkits
  837. Feb 04 22:43:19 * Wildfire_[Buzz] searches for a tablet
  838. Feb 04 22:43:35 * Light_[Soren] looks around for some time of cloth
  839. Feb 04 22:43:55 <Swiftfeather> There is coth in a cabinet, 2 inch wide medical cloth
  840. Feb 04 22:44:07 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I enter the Ice rink, what's up here?
  841. Feb 04 22:44:18 * Light_[Soren] grabs the cloth, wraps it around a syringe, and stuffs it in my pocket
  842. Feb 04 22:44:24 <Swiftfeather> (buzz you're going to want to search the room for anything, not the tablet in particular)
  843. Feb 04 22:45:04 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Hmm... might as well take all we can with us... never know when a medical situation will come up"
  844. Feb 04 22:45:17 <Globebutt> (>implying there's a tablet at all)
  845. Feb 04 22:45:18 * Wildfire_[Buzz] searches the infromation room
  846. Feb 04 22:45:21 <Light_[Soren]> (wait, James in in the same room?)
  847. Feb 04 22:45:30 * Mr_Jared[James] begins to shove any neatby wearable container with medical supplies
  848. Feb 04 22:45:39 <Mr_Jared[James]> (ya...)
  849. Feb 04 22:45:44 <Mr_Jared[James]> (i think...)
  850. Feb 04 22:45:48 <Light_[Soren]> (whoops. Thats fine.)
  851. Feb 04 22:46:03 <Light_[Soren]> "Hey, you know where we could find some bags or something?
  852. Feb 04 22:46:21 <Swiftfeather> Derrick, in the ice rink you see: The ice rink, a bar, and a vending machine, right next to the bar
  853. Feb 04 22:46:39 <Mr_Jared[James]> *What is around just outside the medical bay area?*
  854. Feb 04 22:47:00 <Swiftfeather> Buzz, you don't find much except a shelf labeled "Maps" and some pens and pencils
  855. Feb 04 22:47:14 <Light_[Soren]> "LAUNDRY, and UTILITY are right outside.."
  856. Feb 04 22:47:20 * Wildfire_[Buzz] looks through the maps shelf
  857. Feb 04 22:47:25 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "oooo, an abandoned bar" I search the bar, and take a brief look at the vending machine
  858. Feb 04 22:47:27 <Mr_Jared[James]> *check utility door*
  859. Feb 04 22:47:29 * Light_[Soren] steps outside, and makes his way to UTILITY
  860. Feb 04 22:47:49 <Swiftfeather> (The Basement elevator room, with 2 signs, Medical and laundry and utility, utility is labeled employees only and goes down more stairs
  861. Feb 04 22:48:16 <Swiftfeather> Soren begins do descend the stairs
  862. Feb 04 22:48:17 * Light_[Soren] goes down the stairs, ignoring the sign
  863. Feb 04 22:48:22 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Hmm... ets try laundry 1st"
  864. Feb 04 22:48:32 <Mr_Jared[James]> *let's
  865. Feb 04 22:48:32 <Light_[Soren]> "you get laundry, I'll get utility."
  866. Feb 04 22:48:40 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Fine..."
  867. Feb 04 22:48:51 * Mr_Jared[James] heads over to laundry
  868. Feb 04 22:49:08 * Light_[Soren] reaches the UTILITY door, and opens it
  869. Feb 04 22:49:16 <Swiftfeather> All you find on the Maps shelf are a bunch of water damaged maps, now unreadable, Buzz.
  870. Feb 04 22:49:56 <Mr_Jared[James]> *Examine laundry room, after opening door and peeking in*
  871. Feb 04 22:49:56 <Swiftfeather> On the Utility Deck, Soren finds a short hallway with the signs "Boiler Room, and Supply Room" over separate doors
  872. Feb 04 22:50:10 * Wildfire_[Buzz] grunts. He walks over to the casino
  873. Feb 04 22:50:14 * Light_[Soren] quickly runs, and opens the door to the supply room
  874. Feb 04 22:50:57 <Swiftfeather> In the laundry room you see a lot of washing machines and dryers, the clothes you all came to the ship with seem to be scattered around the room, you notice an odd glint in the back corner of the room
  875. Feb 04 22:51:40 <Mr_Jared[James]> *Slowly aprroch glint*
  876. Feb 04 22:51:56 <Swiftfeather> As soon as Buzz enters the casino, he is met with the horrible smell of a room that's had far too many cigarettes smoked in it, he sees Billiard tables, poker tables, blackjack tables, Slot machines, a bar, roulette tables...
  877. Feb 04 22:52:02 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "oooo, an abandoned bar" I search the bar, and take a brief look at the vending machine.
  878. Feb 04 22:52:08 <Mr_Jared[James]> -All this clothing... why is it all here?-
  879. Feb 04 22:52:24 <Swiftfeather> As James gets closer to the glint, he can make out a handle...
  880. Feb 04 22:52:28 * Wildfire_[Buzz] looks to a slot machine, wondering if it's still on
  881. Feb 04 22:52:51 <Mr_Jared[James]> -Hmm... should i?-
  882. Feb 04 22:52:55 <Swiftfeather> All the lights in the casino are on, the machines are fully powered and blinking, there are some coins scattered around
  883. Feb 04 22:52:58 * Mr_Jared[James] pokes the handle
  884. Feb 04 22:53:12 <Swiftfeather> The black object falls over, revealing itself to be a flashlight
  885. Feb 04 22:53:24 <Mr_Jared[James]> -...-
  886. Feb 04 22:53:35 * Esmeralda (~Emooli@Rizon-25CACD95.static.axtel.net) has left #WUC
  887. Feb 04 22:53:37 <Mr_Jared[James]> *DA DAAA DAAAAAA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
  888. Feb 04 22:53:41 * Light_[Soren] walks inside of the supply room, looking around
  889. Feb 04 22:53:42 <Mr_Jared[James]> *FLASHLIGHT GET!*
  890. Feb 04 22:53:46 <Swiftfeather> It's on
  891. Feb 04 22:53:48 * Wildfire_[Buzz] widens his eyes. And runs to the pay out center, knowing there will be a phone
  892. Feb 04 22:54:00 * Mr_Jared[James] flicks the flashlight off
  893. Feb 04 22:54:17 <Mr_Jared[James]> ""
  894. Feb 04 22:54:23 <Swiftfeather> at the bar, Derrick finds a coffee machine... boy could he use some coffee right now...
  895. Feb 04 22:54:30 <Swiftfeather> (Derrick, roll FORT)
  896. Feb 04 22:54:32 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Now get out of these old clothings..."
  897. Feb 04 22:54:46 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> 6
  898. Feb 04 22:54:49 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (6
  899. Feb 04 22:55:04 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> (Poniponiponi
  900. Feb 04 22:55:09 <Swiftfeather> When Buzz reaches the pay center, he is dismayed to see that it is locked up tight, and that there is no phone, not even inside it
  901. Feb 04 22:55:13 * Mr_Jared[James] changes into something fresher than the prince of bel-air
  902. Feb 04 22:55:15 <Swiftfeather> (Derrick, roll PONE)
  903. Feb 04 22:55:29 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (1)
  904. Feb 04 22:56:03 * Wildfire_[Buzz] sighs. Deciding to do a broad search of the casino, seeing if he can find anything
  905. Feb 04 22:56:42 <Swiftfeather> Boy, that coffee machine sure does look inviting, it looks like it's got coffee grounds in it already, and there is a cup of water next to it, just pour the water in and press the start button!
  906. Feb 04 22:57:08 <Light_[Soren]> (Uh.. Swift..?)
  907. Feb 04 22:57:29 <Swiftfeather> (oh sorry)
  908. Feb 04 22:58:16 <Swiftfeather> As soren steps into the supply room, he notices many boxes stacked all over the place, unlabeled, he also smells something... something sweet... is that a cupcake you smell?
  909. Feb 04 22:58:17 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Ah.. Not my usual bean..." I start preparing a cup... "Bean.. Bean... When did I start saying bean?"
  910. Feb 04 22:58:31 <Swiftfeather> (Roll FORT Soren)
  911. Feb 04 22:58:38 <Light_[Soren]> (2)
  912. Feb 04 22:59:01 <Swiftfeather> Nah, the cupcake can wait, you continue your buisness in the storage room
  913. Feb 04 22:59:18 * Light_[Soren] pulls open one of the boxes
  914. Feb 04 22:59:32 * Wildfire_[Buzz] continues to search the casino
  915. Feb 04 23:00:04 <Swiftfeather> In the box Soren finds a Dark blue liquid, labeled "WARNING: DO NOT INGEST UNTIL GREEN IS ADDED"
  916. Feb 04 23:00:13 <Swiftfeather> (in a vial*)
  917. Feb 04 23:00:15 * Mr_Jared[James] searches the room for bags
  918. Feb 04 23:00:26 * Light_[Soren] curiously pulls out the green vial, and picks up the blue vial
  919. Feb 04 23:00:43 <Swiftfeather> James manages to find a pile of bags in the corner, 5 bags in all
  920. Feb 04 23:00:56 * Light_[Soren] uncorcks the green vial, and pours it into the blue one
  921. Feb 04 23:01:03 * Mr_Jared[James] takes them all and heads back over tothe medical bay
  922. Feb 04 23:01:21 <Swiftfeather> THe mixture turns to a light pink and the warning label seems to fade
  923. Feb 04 23:01:22 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I take my coffee and head off in search for the rest of the gang.
  924. Feb 04 23:01:38 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((Did he find anything?
  925. Feb 04 23:01:38 * Mr_Jared[James] ,curious, looks around at the papers as he stuffs medical supplies into the 5 bags
  926. Feb 04 23:02:03 * Light_[Soren] runs back up to James, stuffing the vial in his pocket
  927. Feb 04 23:02:08 <Light_[Soren]> "Find anything useful?"
  928. Feb 04 23:02:21 * Mr_Jared[James] holds up a empty bag
  929. Feb 04 23:02:27 <Mr_Jared[James]> "These buggers"
  930. Feb 04 23:02:38 <Light_[Soren]> "Mind If I take one?"
  931. Feb 04 23:02:46 <Mr_Jared[James]> "sure,"
  932. Feb 04 23:03:02 <Mr_Jared[James]> "What was down there anyways?"
  933. Feb 04 23:03:17 * Light_[Soren] grabs the bag, and puts the painkillers in it. He pulls out the vial of liquid, and shows it to James
  934. Feb 04 23:03:22 <Swiftfeather> The only potentially useful things Buzz sees in the Casino are coins
  935. Feb 04 23:03:25 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "I wonder If I can get a thermos..." I call the elevator and hit... 1st floor.
  936. Feb 04 23:03:35 * Mr_Jared[James] looks at the vial
  937. Feb 04 23:03:44 * Wildfire_[Buzz] picks up one of the coins, and places it in a machine
  938. Feb 04 23:03:48 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Ahh... pink liquid"
  939. Feb 04 23:03:52 <Light_[Soren]> "I.. I think I should drink it.."
  940. Feb 04 23:03:53 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> Pulling the lever
  941. Feb 04 23:04:05 <Mr_Jared[James]> "... You sure about that?"
  942. Feb 04 23:04:16 * Light_[Soren] nods "Thats what it said.."
  943. Feb 04 23:04:25 <Swiftfeather> The elevator goes down to the first floor and opens, revealing "SPA, GYM, and LOCKER ROOM" signs
  944. Feb 04 23:04:29 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Come on, let the doctor take a look at it at leasyt"
  945. Feb 04 23:04:32 <Mr_Jared[James]> least
  946. Feb 04 23:05:00 <Light_[Soren]> "It seems really important, be careful, alright?" *He hands the vial over*
  947. Feb 04 23:05:19 * Mr_Jared[James] uncorks it and takes a wiff
  948. Feb 04 23:05:22 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Hmm, lets try.... d1"
  949. Feb 04 23:05:24 <Swiftfeather> Scentless
  950. Feb 04 23:05:36 <Swiftfeather> there is a small whiff of cherry in it actually..
  951. Feb 04 23:05:46 * Wildfire_[Buzz] waits for the results of pulling the lever
  952. Feb 04 23:05:48 <Mr_Jared[James]> "hmm... Well, it does not smell like it will burn your face off..."
  953. Feb 04 23:05:59 * Mr_Jared[James] corks it
  954. Feb 04 23:06:03 <Mr_Jared[James]> "What a shame"
  955. Feb 04 23:06:16 <Swiftfeather> the wheels spin around and around and around, then stop on CHerry... Cherry.... CHERRY! You won!!
  956. Feb 04 23:06:26 <Swiftfeather> Nothing happens though
  957. Feb 04 23:06:36 * Light_[Soren] takes the Vial back from James, uncorking it again
  958. Feb 04 23:06:49 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I press the button D1
  959. Feb 04 23:06:49 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Well... Just sit down while you drink it... might do something bad..."
  960. Feb 04 23:06:54 * Wildfire_[Buzz] smiles a bit. Then frowns "awh.." She walks over to the gift shop
  961. Feb 04 23:07:23 * Light_[Soren] takes a seat on the tile floor of the medical room, as he holds the vial to his lips, then lifts it upwards, ingesting the liquid
  962. Feb 04 23:07:36 <Swiftfeather> (dun dun dunnn)
  963. Feb 04 23:07:48 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Well... how do you feel?"
  964. Feb 04 23:08:04 * Mr_Jared[James] contines to watch
  965. Feb 04 23:08:16 <Light_[Soren]> (Swift, take it from here.)
  966. Feb 04 23:08:20 <Swiftfeather> WHen Buzz gets into the gift shop, he sees all the basic gift shop merchandise, the only odd thing is a vial of a light pink liquid on the floor
  967. Feb 04 23:08:29 <Mr_Jared[James]> (:3 )
  968. Feb 04 23:08:50 <Swiftfeather> (Bah fuck i need to change the cloth shoved up my nose, bloody nose, be gone only a minute)
  969. Feb 04 23:08:55 * Wildfire_[Buzz] he picks up the pink liquid, inspecting it
  970. Feb 04 23:13:16 <Swiftfeather> Soren feels the arthritis-like pains come back full force, he looks at his hands and is shocked to find them melding together, his fingers melting away into one stump, one hoof, this is happening to his other hand and his feet as well, he falls onto his side as his spine begins to shift and change, his legs going out in front of him, shortening. He feels a stretching sensation on his face as a muzzle suddenly grows out of his once-human f
  971. Feb 04 23:13:16 <Swiftfeather> ace, he feels his bones all over his body shifting and changing to fit that of a quadraped, he seems to simply shrink in some places too, his clothes seeming to suck him up.
  972. Feb 04 23:14:10 * Wildfire_[Buzz] sniffs the vial a bit
  973. Feb 04 23:14:21 * Mr_Jared[James] begins to step back
  974. Feb 04 23:14:22 <Mr_Jared[James]> "w"
  975. Feb 04 23:14:34 <Swiftfeather> The Elevator takes Derrick up to D1, opening to reveal the afternoon sun up above, and signs labeled "POOL" and "CAPT. CABIN"
  976. Feb 04 23:14:42 <Mr_Jared[James]> "What in the name of all things insane!?"
  977. Feb 04 23:15:18 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I take look inside the Captian's cabin
  978. Feb 04 23:15:23 * Light_[Soren] screams from the pain "H-help me!"
  979. Feb 04 23:15:34 <Mr_Jared[James]> "So...So....Soren!"
  980. Feb 04 23:16:03 <Swiftfeather> In the captain's cabin there is a lot of complicated electrical nagivagtional instruments, and a single book on a pedastal
  981. Feb 04 23:16:25 * Mr_Jared[James] kneels over to Soren
  982. Feb 04 23:16:39 * Light_[Soren] feels sweat dripping from his forehead, as his breathing becomes ragged
  983. Feb 04 23:16:53 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I sip the coffee and sing "The book, what's in the book, what's in the book today?"
  984. Feb 04 23:17:20 * Mr_Jared[James] grabs pain killers
  985. Feb 04 23:17:22 * Wildfire_[Buzz] uncorks the bottle. Sniffing it
  986. Feb 04 23:17:39 <Swiftfeather> Soren's changes complete, leaving him as a nice, cute, pony, tattoo of a net on his... her ass http://i.imgur.com/xijKVUC.png
  987. Feb 04 23:17:40 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Speak to me! Speak for #$%# sake!"
  988. Feb 04 23:17:52 <Swiftfeather> The liquid smells faintly of cherries
  989. Feb 04 23:18:02 <Swiftfeather> The book is labeled "Captain's Log"
  990. Feb 04 23:18:09 * Wildfire_[Buzz] blinks. Deciding to drink a sip
  991. Feb 04 23:18:19 * Light_[Soren] is having a panick attack, her eyes darting around the room, pupils small
  992. Feb 04 23:18:26 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I search the book for anything out of the ordinary.
  993. Feb 04 23:18:30 * Wildfire_[Buzz] ((is survival expert
  994. Feb 04 23:18:40 <Mr_Jared[James]> "God damn it! Speak!"
  995. Feb 04 23:18:53 <Swiftfeather> As soon as the strange liquid comes into contact with Buzz's lips, he can in no way stop himself from drinking the glorious tasting liquid
  996. Feb 04 23:19:07 <Swiftfeather> (I forgot to say eralier that it tasted strongly of cherries and apples)
  997. Feb 04 23:19:27 * Wildfire_[Buzz] widens his eyes. Chugging it
  998. Feb 04 23:19:33 * Light_[Soren] 's body begins to visibly shake, gasping for breath
  999. Feb 04 23:19:54 <Swiftfeather> The liquid SOren drank finish it's transformation, now soren is just having a normal panic attack...
  1000. Feb 04 23:20:07 <Swiftfeather> The book only has one log in it, strange
  1001. Feb 04 23:20:29 <Swiftfeather> (Damnit I have to type that again, give me a minute)
  1002. Feb 04 23:20:29 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Soren! Dont you dare make me have to snap you out! il do it!"
  1003. Feb 04 23:20:35 * Light_[Soren] shakily brings her hooves up in front of her face, mouth hanging open
  1004. Feb 04 23:20:39 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (kay)
  1005. Feb 04 23:20:53 * Mr_Jared[James] notices the hooves and falls backwards
  1006. Feb 04 23:21:11 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Those..hooves... but... what... god... face..."
  1007. Feb 04 23:21:15 <Globebutt> (>tfw hooves)
  1008. Feb 04 23:21:15 * Light_[Soren] begins to shake more now, as she holds the hooves over her eyes
  1009. Feb 04 23:21:23 * Wildfire_[Buzz] continues to hold the bottle upside down. Getting every last drop
  1010. Feb 04 23:21:59 * Mr_Jared[James] puts a hand on Soren
  1011. Feb 04 23:22:11 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Hey... Come on... speak to me..."
  1012. Feb 04 23:22:37 * Light_[Soren] is barely able to choke out the word "I"
  1013. Feb 04 23:24:32 <Swiftfeather> Buzz finishes the vial, letting it fall to the floor and roll away, he is suddenly forced onto his knees, an intense pain in his gut, he gags and groans as he falls onto his side, his body begins to convulse as the changes that just happened to Soren begin to happen to him too, his fingers and toes blending together into one stump, a hoof, he shakes on the ground as his legs shorten, his body shrinking as a hole as well. His spine and hip
  1014. Feb 04 23:24:32 <Swiftfeather> s reconfigure themselves so that the legs are facing outwards, along with his shoulders and elbows, making legs fit for being a quadraped. His neck enlongates and a muzzle grows out from his face, the pain from it all dies down faster than it came on, leaving him as a nice, cute, cream-colored mare. http://i.imgur.com/vhyVScT.png
  1015. Feb 04 23:24:54 <Light_[Soren]> "J.. James.."
  1016. Feb 04 23:25:21 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((With cm?
  1017. Feb 04 23:25:22 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Oh thank god you can still speak..."
  1018. Feb 04 23:25:48 <Light_[Soren]> "H.. Help.."
  1019. Feb 04 23:25:49 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Even though this is a pointless question... but are you ok?"
  1020. Feb 04 23:25:56 <Swiftfeather> (Yeah with cutie mark)
  1021. Feb 04 23:26:02 * Wildfire_[Buzz] widens her eyes as she is changed, screaming loudly at the pain "aaaagggh!!!!!! Someone heeeelp!!!
  1022. Feb 04 23:26:21 <Swiftfeather> James gets the sudden urge to hug Soren to comfort hi.. her... (James roll FORT)
  1023. Feb 04 23:26:56 <Mr_Jared[James]> (5)
  1024. Feb 04 23:27:18 * Wildfire_[Buzz] weekly crawls to the elevator as she finshes, unable to stand . She weekly hit the button and crawls in it. Hopping to see someone
  1025. Feb 04 23:27:19 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Come on... Stick with me... Don't break..."
  1026. Feb 04 23:27:21 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Captain's log. stardate, something something 013.. I have just encountered a strange and unsual book. I must know it's secret."
  1027. Feb 04 23:28:03 * Light_[Soren] swalls hard, as she tries to get up, failing
  1028. Feb 04 23:28:11 <Light_[Soren]> (swallows)
  1029. Feb 04 23:28:17 * Wildfire_[Buzz] he crawled into the corner starting to beeak into tears "h.. Help...
  1030. Feb 04 23:28:28 <Swiftfeather> In the book there is a log written as follows: "Greetings, Contestant! You may be wondering why you are on this boat, why you may all be turning into small little pastel-colored equines! Why you all are having these strange desires? Well not to worry! you're just on a cruise sponsored by many rich and powerful people! You should have realized by now that you're alone, well, there will be a few stops at differfent islands, well on those i
  1031. Feb 04 23:28:28 <Swiftfeather> slands are different ingredients for antidotes to the drug you were all given upon entering the ship, good luck! PS: Don't drink the Pink potions!"
  1032. Feb 04 23:28:28 * Mr_Jared[James] pops out a dose of pain medication and holds them in his hands
  1033. Feb 04 23:28:49 <Swiftfeather> James, you feel the overwhelming urge to hug Soren, so you do
  1034. Feb 04 23:28:56 <Mr_Jared[James]> (hey)
  1035. Feb 04 23:29:02 <Mr_Jared[James]> (I sucseeded)
  1036. Feb 04 23:29:04 <Swiftfeather> (it was 6)
  1037. Feb 04 23:29:09 <Light_[Soren]> (it was 5)
  1038. Feb 04 23:29:14 <Mr_Jared[James]> (5)
  1039. Feb 04 23:29:19 <Swiftfeather> (no, my end was 6 T-T)
  1040. Feb 04 23:29:22 <Mr_Jared[James]> (...)
  1041. Feb 04 23:29:27 * Wildfire_[Buzz] waves her hoof over all the buttons. Waiting untill she sees someone on one of the floors
  1042. Feb 04 23:29:46 <Swiftfeather> (I'm going from personal experience, the number way to comfort somebody in my experience is to hug, I'll let you off somewhere later)
  1043. Feb 04 23:30:04 <Swiftfeather> (Sorry :c can't be too nice)
  1044. Feb 04 23:30:18 <Swiftfeather> Buzz can not reach the buttons, they are too high
  1045. Feb 04 23:30:24 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Hahaha. Oh wow. These people. No such thing as a free trip." I take the book, and look at the boats controls/intruments. Can I alter course or find out where we are?
  1046. Feb 04 23:30:26 <Light_[Soren]> (so, does he hug, or does he not?)
  1047. Feb 04 23:30:31 * Mr_Jared[James] hugs Soren
  1048. Feb 04 23:30:39 * Wildfire_[Buzz] grunts, attempting to stand up to reach it
  1049. Feb 04 23:30:46 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Hey now... It'l be fine..."
  1050. Feb 04 23:30:49 <Swiftfeather> The controls just seem to display random information, no actual controls to be seen
  1051. Feb 04 23:30:55 * Light_[Soren] burys his face into James, lightly sobbing
  1052. Feb 04 23:31:03 <Swiftfeather> the panels just*
  1053. Feb 04 23:31:28 * Wildfire_[Buzz] does't care, she just smears her hoof over all the buttons
  1054. Feb 04 23:31:43 <Swiftfeather> Buzz cannot reach the buttons.
  1055. Feb 04 23:32:01 <Mr_Jared[James]> "let it all out Soren... Let it all out"
  1056. Feb 04 23:32:02 <Swiftfeather> Buzz could wait in the elevator for somebody to call it though
  1057. Feb 04 23:32:15 * Wildfire_[Buzz] grunts., poking her nose outside the elvator shaft "HELP!!
  1058. Feb 04 23:32:15 <Globebutt> (Not even standing on her hind legs?)
  1059. Feb 04 23:32:20 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Bugger" Can I see any islands on the horizon
  1060. Feb 04 23:32:23 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((Yeah she tried thst
  1061. Feb 04 23:32:23 <Globebutt> (How tiny *is* she?)
  1062. Feb 04 23:32:24 * Light_[Soren] begins to openly sob into james, wailing
  1063. Feb 04 23:32:28 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> That*
  1064. Feb 04 23:32:34 <Globebutt> (Or how high are the buttons?)
  1065. Feb 04 23:32:36 <Swiftfeather> (how high *are* the buttons? High.)
  1066. Feb 04 23:33:08 * Wildfire_[Buzz] shouts up the elevator shaft "SOMEONE! ANYONE! HIT THE BUTTON!
  1067. Feb 04 23:33:24 <Swiftfeather> (nobody would be able to hear that >_>..)
  1068. Feb 04 23:33:24 <Mr_Jared[James]> "there there... Just... just let me help"
  1069. Feb 04 23:33:32 <Swiftfeather> (do what you please though)
  1070. Feb 04 23:33:56 <Light_[Soren]> "I.. I don't want to be a horse!"
  1071. Feb 04 23:34:00 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((Elevator shafts are echoy, if someone happened to be by the elevator there would be a possibility
  1072. Feb 04 23:34:03 * Mr_Jared[James] stands up, holding Soren in his arms
  1073. Feb 04 23:34:11 <Swiftfeather> There are no islands to be seen on the horizon, Derrick.
  1074. Feb 04 23:34:36 * Wildfire_[Buzz] sobs loudly in her hooves "aaagghh!! I neeed to wake up!!!
  1075. Feb 04 23:34:38 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Too rich... ha" I walk out of the cabin, but not before looking around the corners of the roof and yelling "NICE GOING ASSHOLES". I call an elevator
  1076. Feb 04 23:34:39 * Mr_Jared[James] throws the bags of medical supplies over his arm and begins to walk out to th elevater
  1077. Feb 04 23:34:51 * Mr_Jared[James] calls one
  1078. Feb 04 23:35:39 * Wildfire_[Buzz] feels the elevator that he was in rising. He just sniffs
  1079. Feb 04 23:35:40 <Swiftfeather> An alarm sounds, indicating that the second elevator is having technical difficulties, the one with Buzz in it goes up to collect Derrick
  1080. Feb 04 23:35:58 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Hmn"
  1081. Feb 04 23:36:00 <Swiftfeather> (Second elevator: Out of order)
  1082. Feb 04 23:36:12 <Mr_Jared[James]> (is that the only elevater down here)
  1083. Feb 04 23:36:14 <Mr_Jared[James]> ?
  1084. Feb 04 23:36:25 <Swiftfeather> (There are 2, it will pick you up before it makes any stops because it's smart)
  1085. Feb 04 23:36:34 <Swiftfeather> The elevator arrives for Derrick
  1086. Feb 04 23:36:43 * Light_[Soren] now quietly crys into James, sniffling occasionally
  1087. Feb 04 23:37:04 * Wildfire_[Buzz] slowly looks to derrick, still in the corner, crying loudly "Please help!!!
  1088. Feb 04 23:37:07 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I enter and.. "Uh hello... pony?"
  1089. Feb 04 23:37:21 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Help.. how?"
  1090. Feb 04 23:37:33 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> I weekly crawl to you "i.. I DON'T KNOW!!
  1091. Feb 04 23:37:35 <Mr_Jared[James]> (Wait for it......)
  1092. Feb 04 23:37:42 <Swiftfeather> THe elevator goes down to the Basement
  1093. Feb 04 23:37:49 * Mr_Jared[James] keeps pressing the call elevater buttion
  1094. Feb 04 23:37:50 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "What happened?
  1095. Feb 04 23:37:51 <Swiftfeather> Doors open
  1096. Feb 04 23:37:53 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> J.. Just do something..
  1097. Feb 04 23:37:54 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Come on..."
  1098. Feb 04 23:38:02 <Mr_Jared[James]> ...
  1099. Feb 04 23:38:08 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Umm"
  1100. Feb 04 23:38:20 <Swiftfeather> (elevator is at James and Soren)
  1101. Feb 04 23:38:28 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> Turns around to see who called the elevator "Oh hello there!
  1102. Feb 04 23:38:37 * Wildfire_[Buzz] sobs at the two people "h.. Help..
  1103. Feb 04 23:38:41 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "where's soren and buzz?"
  1104. Feb 04 23:38:41 <Mr_Jared[James]> "derrick?"
  1105. Feb 04 23:38:54 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "I... I am.. B..
  1106. Feb 04 23:38:59 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Derrick..."
  1107. Feb 04 23:39:03 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "That's me! Have I grown ears or something?"
  1108. Feb 04 23:39:11 * Mr_Jared[James] extends our soren a bit
  1109. Feb 04 23:39:16 * Light_[Soren] , hearing her name, begins to cry harder
  1110. Feb 04 23:39:25 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Oh."
  1111. Feb 04 23:39:26 <Mr_Jared[James]> "We have a LITTLE problem on out hands..."
  1112. Feb 04 23:39:33 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((What does soren look like again?
  1113. Feb 04 23:39:37 <Mr_Jared[James]> (da dun chh)
  1114. Feb 04 23:39:49 <Swiftfeather> http://i.imgur.com/xijKVUC.png
  1115. Feb 04 23:39:50 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "And you must be buzz then..." pointing to the Ms roses
  1116. Feb 04 23:40:02 * Wildfire_[Buzz] slowly crawls to soren "y... You to.."
  1117. Feb 04 23:40:18 <Light_[Soren]> (I'm in jared's arms, wildfire.)
  1118. Feb 04 23:40:24 * Wildfire_[Buzz] sighs "y.. Yes
  1119. Feb 04 23:40:31 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((Ah then cross that off
  1120. Feb 04 23:40:38 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> " all right. I've just had a wonderful Idea. Let's all go get some coffee, I've got a story to tell"
  1121. Feb 04 23:40:44 * Wildfire_[Buzz] grunts looking up to derrik wimpering
  1122. Feb 04 23:40:53 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "I.. I need help.. P.. Please.. I..
  1123. Feb 04 23:41:03 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Well... alright... just hang in there soren,,,"
  1124. Feb 04 23:41:14 <Swiftfeather> Derrick, Buzz looks like she could use a hug, (FORT Roll)
  1125. Feb 04 23:41:29 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (3)
  1126. Feb 04 23:41:48 * Wildfire_[Buzz] whimpers loudly, looking up to him "help... J.. Just do anything..
  1127. Feb 04 23:41:52 <Swiftfeather> Maybe.. maybe you should just leave her.. there.. don't want to catch this disease or whatever it is if it happens to becontagious
  1128. Feb 04 23:41:54 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Just hang in there, I've found something"
  1129. Feb 04 23:42:01 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "I...
  1130. Feb 04 23:42:14 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "I can't walk..
  1131. Feb 04 23:42:54 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Oh! Jared. You've got an arm free, mind picking up buzz here?
  1132. Feb 04 23:43:00 <Mr_Jared[James]> ...
  1133. Feb 04 23:43:00 * Light_[Soren] wipes the tears away with a hoof "J.. James, set me down.."
  1134. Feb 04 23:43:09 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "C.. Can you carry me t.. To the food court" he was panting loudly. Trying as hard as she can to calm down
  1135. Feb 04 23:43:17 <Mr_Jared[James]> *pony in one arm, medical supplies in the other*
  1136. Feb 04 23:43:17 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "D.. Derrick please..
  1137. Feb 04 23:43:26 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (Oh)
  1138. Feb 04 23:43:36 <Mr_Jared[James]> "fine... you sure you are going to be ok?"
  1139. Feb 04 23:43:39 <Swiftfeather> (James do you still have that flashlight?)
  1140. Feb 04 23:43:57 * Wildfire_[Buzz] looks up to derrik whimpering
  1141. Feb 04 23:44:24 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((So new strategy for this game
  1142. Feb 04 23:44:26 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I hit the M flloor button "C'mon let's get out of here"
  1143. Feb 04 23:44:28 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((Get the potion
  1144. Feb 04 23:44:35 * Light_[Soren] shakes her head "I don't think so.."
  1145. Feb 04 23:44:41 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((You want to be a horse and we all damn well know it
  1146. Feb 04 23:44:49 <Light_[Soren]> "B.. But I need to walk.."
  1147. Feb 04 23:45:02 * Wildfire_[Buzz] looks up to derrik "p.. Please.."
  1148. Feb 04 23:45:16 <Mr_Jared[James]> Ugg
  1149. Feb 04 23:45:51 <Swiftfeather> The elevator doors close and go to the M floor, opening to reveal signs saying "MUSEUM" and "PHONE ROOM" ... the phone room sign is turned off and there is an "Out of order" peice of paper hanging from it
  1150. Feb 04 23:46:22 * Wildfire_[Buzz] whimpers seeing the door open "i...l
  1151. Feb 04 23:46:25 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I exit the elevator, and turn around to face everyone
  1152. Feb 04 23:46:36 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "All right people.. ponies... I have" Presents Captian log " A book!"
  1153. Feb 04 23:46:41 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "P.. Please just.. Take me with you..
  1154. Feb 04 23:46:41 * Mr_Jared[James] follows
  1155. Feb 04 23:46:49 <Mr_Jared[James]> ...
  1156. Feb 04 23:46:54 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Come on then"
  1157. Feb 04 23:47:00 * Mr_Jared[James] scoops up Buzz
  1158. Feb 04 23:47:16 <Mr_Jared[James]> *Duel wielding ponies*
  1159. Feb 04 23:47:25 * Wildfire_[Buzz] sighs a bit, leaning next to him warmly "t.. Thank you.."
  1160. Feb 04 23:47:29 <Swiftfeather> Buzz... WOW.... being carried feels... well it makes your heart flutter! (Roll FORT)
  1161. Feb 04 23:47:35 <Light_[Soren]> "James.. I need to try and walk.."
  1162. Feb 04 23:48:00 * Mr_Jared[James] crouches down, letting go of Soren
  1163. Feb 04 23:48:11 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((6))
  1164. Feb 04 23:48:24 * Light_[Soren] shakily stands on my hooves, as I try to take a few steps
  1165. Feb 04 23:48:35 * Wildfire_[Buzz] cuddles up close to james
  1166. Feb 04 23:48:42 <Swiftfeather> Yeah... this feels AMAZING... You wish somebody were always carrying you and holding you! (Roll PONE)
  1167. Feb 04 23:49:08 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((What more can i get?
  1168. Feb 04 23:49:21 <Swiftfeather> (Roll.)
  1169. Feb 04 23:49:22 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((God damnit
  1170. Feb 04 23:49:22 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Hey, everyone!" I open the book to it's lone entry and present it to everyone "WE HAVE BEEN SCREWED OVER"
  1171. Feb 04 23:49:26 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((2 ):
  1172. Feb 04 23:49:43 * Light_[Soren] tumbles over onto her face, too focused on trying to walk to pay attention to Derrick
  1173. Feb 04 23:49:44 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((What else is rhere though
  1174. Feb 04 23:49:48 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "No shit.."
  1175. Feb 04 23:50:06 <Mr_Jared[James]> "I figured..."
  1176. Feb 04 23:50:33 * Wildfire_[Buzz] looks up to james with teary eyes
  1177. Feb 04 23:50:42 <Swiftfeather> The lights suddenly turn off
  1178. Feb 04 23:50:54 <Mr_Jared[James]> "You comfy there Buz- what the hell?"
  1179. Feb 04 23:51:00 <Swiftfeather> Emergency lights turn on but are faulty when the bulbs burn out immediately
  1180. Feb 04 23:51:05 * Light_[Soren] yells in fear, as I try to run away, failing with the hooves
  1181. Feb 04 23:51:14 * Wildfire_[Buzz] yelps "aaahh!! Fuck!'
  1182. Feb 04 23:51:16 * Mr_Jared[James] stands still
  1183. Feb 04 23:51:22 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Well shit."
  1184. Feb 04 23:51:23 <Mr_Jared[James]> "One second"
  1185. Feb 04 23:51:30 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Oh I remembered!"
  1186. Feb 04 23:51:33 * Wildfire_[Buzz] cuddles up even closer to jamesz
  1187. Feb 04 23:51:38 * Mr_Jared[James] grabs the flashlight from earlier and flicks it on
  1188. Feb 04 23:51:42 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "nobody drink the pink potions!"
  1189. Feb 04 23:51:47 <Mr_Jared[James]> "There"
  1190. Feb 04 23:51:52 * Light_[Soren] is able to stumble away a few yards, constantly falling
  1191. Feb 04 23:52:25 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Soren... Calm down"
  1192. Feb 04 23:52:42 <Swiftfeather> The elevator is now stuck, the out of order phone room is down one hall and the museum is down another, the emergency lights seem to be working in the museum..
  1193. Feb 04 23:52:46 * Wildfire_[Buzz] was still sobbing in james shirt
  1194. Feb 04 23:53:02 <Light_[Soren]> "I-I've been turned into a horse! How can you just tell me to calm down!?"
  1195. Feb 04 23:53:19 <Mr_Jared[James]> "God effing... to the museum i guess"
  1196. Feb 04 23:53:39 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "I.. I can't live like this..
  1197. Feb 04 23:53:47 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Because panicing won't help anything. Need a lift Soren?"
  1198. Feb 04 23:54:18 * Light_[Soren] embarassingly nods to Derrick
  1199. Feb 04 23:54:49 * Wildfire_[Buzz] looks up to james "i.. I need help james.. P.. Please.. I.:
  1200. Feb 04 23:55:03 <Mr_Jared[James]> "What do you need?"
  1201. Feb 04 23:55:14 <Globebutt> ("I need belly rubs!")
  1202. Feb 04 23:55:15 * Mr_Jared[James] looks Buzz in the eyes
  1203. Feb 04 23:55:31 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I scoop up Soren and hoist him on my shoulder. " Torch man, Lead us to yonder light!
  1204. Feb 04 23:55:38 <Mr_Jared[James]> (No belly rubs till cuddles are over)
  1205. Feb 04 23:56:00 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "I.. I cant be a horse.. I.. I can't live my life..
  1206. Feb 04 23:56:12 * Mr_Jared[James] heads to the museum
  1207. Feb 04 23:56:29 <Mr_Jared[James]> "I don't know what I can do at the moment Buzz.."
  1208. Feb 04 23:56:53 * Wildfire_[Buzz] sobs into his neck "p.. Please t.. There has to be /something/
  1209. Feb 04 23:57:02 * Swiftfeather has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
  1210. Feb 04 23:57:07 * Swiftfeather (~Swift@Rizon-586A0EF6.mpls.qwest.net) has joined #WUC
  1211. Feb 04 23:57:22 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Hey... it will be ok..."
  1212. Feb 04 23:57:22 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Swiftfeather
  1213. Feb 04 23:57:46 * Light_[Soren] climbs up a bit, so I'm holding onto derrick's head "Nice view from up here.."
  1214. Feb 04 23:57:53 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "No it won't.. I'm a fucking pony.. How the hell can i live a life..
  1215. Feb 04 23:58:08 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (swift what was last message recieved?"
  1216. Feb 04 23:58:10 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> )
  1217. Feb 04 23:58:14 <Swiftfeather> As you all enter the museum, Derrick sees something off to the right, under one of the emergency lights, is that.... could it really be..?? Free coffe!?? (Roll FORT)
  1218. Feb 04 23:58:27 <Mr_Jared[James]> "do you realy want me to reply to that Buzz?"
  1219. Feb 04 23:58:32 <Swiftfeather> (Buzz sobbing into Jame's neck with "p.. please t.."
  1220. Feb 04 23:58:39 <Swiftfeather> )
  1221. Feb 04 23:58:40 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (6)
  1222. Feb 04 23:58:43 * Wildfire_[Buzz] sighs "i..."
  1223. Feb 04 23:59:04 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (ah didn't miss anything)
  1224. Feb 04 23:59:10 <Swiftfeather> It definitely is coffee. You NEED that coffee Derrick....
  1225. Feb 04 23:59:14 <Swiftfeather> (roll PONE)
  1226. Feb 04 23:59:25 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (1)
  1227. Feb 04 23:59:49 * Wildfire_[Buzz] shakes her head hugging his neck tightly "p..please..
  1228. Feb 04 23:59:54 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Excuse me Soren, we are taking a delicous detour"
  1229. Feb 05 00:00:08 <Mr_Jared[James]> "What? What can i do? Nothing..."
  1230. Feb 05 00:00:14 <Light_[Soren]> (So wait, Swift. Only physical changes have happened?)
  1231. Feb 05 00:00:29 * Wildfire_[Buzz] sniffs "t.. There has to be something.. I..
  1232. Feb 05 00:00:30 * Light_[Soren] clings onto Derrick tightly "Whaddya mean?"
  1233. Feb 05 00:00:37 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((What else is there?
  1234. Feb 05 00:00:48 <Globebutt> (oboy)
  1235. Feb 05 00:00:50 <Swiftfeather> Derrick may not notice it as he heads over to the coffee, but his hair on his head changes to a brown with bluish greenish accents, and his eyes become more like pupils.
  1236. Feb 05 00:01:16 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I point out the coffee ahead " Free coffee!"
  1237. Feb 05 00:01:16 * Light_[Soren] pokes Derrick in the side of the head "Your hair is changing!"
  1238. Feb 05 00:01:29 * starlite is now known as starlite-[AFK]
  1239. Feb 05 00:01:37 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "My what??!"
  1240. Feb 05 00:01:50 <Light_[Soren]> "Your hair. Stringy stuff on your head?"
  1241. Feb 05 00:02:06 * Wildfire_[Buzz] sighs "i.. I just need you to try and.. K.. Keep me from.. B.. Breaking..
  1242. Feb 05 00:02:14 <Globebutt> (Imagining a little green pony poking his head as his hair turns brown and teal.)
  1243. Feb 05 00:02:20 <Globebutt> (Fucking adorable.)
  1244. Feb 05 00:02:34 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Well let me see.... afffter this coffee"
  1245. Feb 05 00:02:50 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Il try as hard as i can Buzz... il try "
  1246. Feb 05 00:03:00 <Swiftfeather> James notices a decorative barber shop and has a sudden urge to go there, and experience the amazing amazingness of old barber-shop technology! (James roll FORT)
  1247. Feb 05 00:03:06 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I pick up the cup. (What kind of coffee btw? Really curious)
  1248. Feb 05 00:03:33 <Globebutt> (Espresso.)
  1249. Feb 05 00:03:43 * Wildfire_[Buzz] sniffs, nuzzling him tightly "t.. Thank you..
  1250. Feb 05 00:03:44 <Mr_Jared[James]> (5)
  1251. Feb 05 00:03:46 <Swiftfeather> Buzz notices a mini-replica of a rose garden, (Buzz, Roll FORT)
  1252. Feb 05 00:03:53 <Globebutt> (Fine-roasted. Grown in Colombia.)
  1253. Feb 05 00:03:53 * Light_[Soren] lightly tugs on Derrick's hair with her teeth "Forget the coffee! You're changing into a horse!"
  1254. Feb 05 00:03:54 <Mr_Jared[James]> (yo dice mean nothing to me)
  1255. Feb 05 00:03:58 <Swiftfeather> Hmm... Maybe the barber shop is not that interesting after all...
  1256. Feb 05 00:04:18 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> (6
  1257. Feb 05 00:04:36 <Swiftfeather> Sorin, you see a scale model of a mayfly farm, and immediately want to go investigate to make sure the details are correct (Roll FORT)
  1258. Feb 05 00:04:40 <Swiftfeather> Soren*
  1259. Feb 05 00:04:46 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I down the tiny cup. "Really. I kind of guessed that's what's happening. say, why are you all the way pony now anyway?"
  1260. Feb 05 00:05:00 <Light_[Soren]> (8..)
  1261. Feb 05 00:05:16 <Swiftfeather> Buzz, You just NEED to see the rose garden (Roll PONE)
  1262. Feb 05 00:05:32 <Swiftfeather> Soren, there's nothing that you will let stop you from seeing that Mayfly replica (Roll PONE)
  1263. Feb 05 00:05:46 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((7..))
  1264. Feb 05 00:05:52 <Light_[Soren]> (3)
  1265. Feb 05 00:06:21 * Light_[Soren] jumps off Derrick's head, as I stumble my way to the replica, examining it closely
  1266. Feb 05 00:06:59 <Swiftfeather> (oooh)
  1267. Feb 05 00:07:08 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Whoa!" I catch up to Soren "What's up?
  1268. Feb 05 00:07:16 * Wildfire_[Buzz] i slowly go over to a rose garden, slowly crawlinf. I siff one of the roses
  1269. Feb 05 00:07:26 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> Sniff*
  1270. Feb 05 00:07:36 <Mr_Jared[James]> *you are in my arms... remember?*
  1271. Feb 05 00:07:41 <Light_[Soren]> "This replica is so amazing! They even got all of the different farming tools right!"
  1272. Feb 05 00:07:48 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((Scratch
  1273. Feb 05 00:08:10 * Wildfire_[Buzz] slowly points to the rose garden, almost seeming in a trance like state
  1274. Feb 05 00:08:16 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "They farm mayflys?"
  1275. Feb 05 00:08:23 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Why bugs?"
  1276. Feb 05 00:08:44 <Swiftfeather> There is a little plaque next to the mayfly farm exhibit thing
  1277. Feb 05 00:08:48 <Mr_Jared[James]> "Roses... What about them Buzz?"
  1278. Feb 05 00:08:50 <Light_[Soren]> (swift, do I become mayfly?)
  1279. Feb 05 00:09:03 <Swiftfeather> "Mayflies can be used in alchemical preactices"
  1280. Feb 05 00:09:07 <Swiftfeather> (No, not yet, you're stil you)
  1281. Feb 05 00:09:08 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "T.. Take me to them please...
  1282. Feb 05 00:09:15 <Light_[Soren]> (alright)
  1283. Feb 05 00:09:32 <Swiftfeather> (Buzz on the other hand...)
  1284. Feb 05 00:09:34 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Sounds.. legit.. I guess"
  1285. Feb 05 00:09:34 <Light_[Soren]> "I.. I'm not sure.."
  1286. Feb 05 00:09:47 <Light_[Soren]> "Did you get your coffee?"
  1287. Feb 05 00:10:06 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Already drank the tiny thing"
  1288. Feb 05 00:10:08 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "A.. And set me down..
  1289. Feb 05 00:10:21 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((Also this is a nice roll, roses
  1290. Feb 05 00:10:27 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Want to go find the others"
  1291. Feb 05 00:10:29 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> ?
  1292. Feb 05 00:10:43 <Light_[Soren]> "Yeah, lets."
  1293. Feb 05 00:10:59 * Light_[Soren] hops up into Derrick's arms, snuggling close to him
  1294. Feb 05 00:11:08 <starlite-[AFK]> ;
  1295. Feb 05 00:11:11 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Whoa. alright"
  1296. Feb 05 00:11:15 * Wildfire_[Buzz] continues to reach out for the roses
  1297. Feb 05 00:11:51 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I walk over to Buzz and James, subconously scratching Soren's mane
  1298. Feb 05 00:12:15 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> (( poke Mr_Jared[James] ))
  1299. Feb 05 00:12:39 <Light_[Soren]> (Fort roll, Swift?)
  1300. Feb 05 00:12:44 <Swiftfeather> Wow Soren.... You never knew having your mane stroked like this could feel so good... the feeling almost exhilerates you! (Roll FORT)
  1301. Feb 05 00:12:44 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> (( swift can you assume i made it to th roses?
  1302. Feb 05 00:12:58 <Swiftfeather> (Yeah, James is unresponsive it seems)
  1303. Feb 05 00:13:01 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((As i think i rolled change
  1304. Feb 05 00:13:04 <Swiftfeather> (Buzz is now at roses)
  1305. Feb 05 00:13:17 <Mr_Jared[James]> (yea)
  1306. Feb 05 00:13:18 <Light_[Soren]> (4)
  1307. Feb 05 00:13:26 * Wildfire_[Buzz] sniffs the rose, seeming to be at peace for a bit
  1308. Feb 05 00:13:46 <Swiftfeather> Hmmm... this is kind of creepy though... being touched like this by some man....
  1309. Feb 05 00:13:52 <Swiftfeather> Buzz, you feel your old life wash away as you examine the roses, you don't notice though, the roses smell amazing, reminding you of what you've done your entire life, farm roses. Your name is Rose, and it always has been, and it always will be.
  1310. Feb 05 00:14:15 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((Would she have amnesia?
  1311. Feb 05 00:14:27 <Swiftfeather> (She would not remember being Buzz, so yes I guess)
  1312. Feb 05 00:15:07 * Rusty_ (cgiirc@Rizon-232A5677.lns1.way.bigpond.net.au) has joined #WUC
  1313. Feb 05 00:15:16 * Wildfire_[Buzz] continues to smell the rose and slowly lets go, letting out a happy sigh, she blinks as she stands up, looking confused at all the ponies
  1314. Feb 05 00:15:25 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((And people
  1315. Feb 05 00:15:46 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "hey buzz, you ok?"
  1316. Feb 05 00:15:53 <Light_[Soren]> "Um. Derrick? Don't you want to check out your hair?"
  1317. Feb 05 00:15:55 * Wildfire_[Buzz] blinks "buzz?
  1318. Feb 05 00:16:34 * star_lite (~StarLite@Rizon-504A7BE7.wireless.mcgill.ca) has joined #WUC
  1319. Feb 05 00:16:49 * Swiftfeather gives voice to star_lite
  1320. Feb 05 00:17:21 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "I've seen my hair. I've know we are in a sick game. I've got no use panicing about my hair because We've gotta make it through this
  1321. Feb 05 00:17:39 <Light_[Soren]> "O-oh.. sorry.."
  1322. Feb 05 00:18:04 * Light_[Soren] somewhat feels bad now for having a panick attack
  1323. Feb 05 00:18:10 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "It's fine... so... how diid you go full pony?"
  1324. Feb 05 00:18:22 * Wildfire_[Buzz] looks to derrick confused "who is buzz.. And who are you?
  1325. Feb 05 00:18:54 <Swiftfeather> (Lulz are you people even going to make it to the first island?)
  1326. Feb 05 00:19:17 * starlite-[AFK] has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  1327. Feb 05 00:19:17 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> DRINK THE POTION))
  1328. Feb 05 00:19:18 <Globebutt> (Swift, shouldn't Rose roll to remember Derrick's name, at least?)
  1329. Feb 05 00:19:22 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Umm.. You are buzz, just a little shorter.. and I know the hair is different but i'm still the same old Derrick inside"
  1330. Feb 05 00:19:30 <Globebutt> (You usually remember that kind of shit.)
  1331. Feb 05 00:19:36 <Swiftfeather> (oh)
  1332. Feb 05 00:19:40 <Swiftfeather> (oops)
  1333. Feb 05 00:19:42 * Liight (~Stephen@615B94D3.4E2B1C22.7BBE7EBC.IP) has joined #WUC
  1334. Feb 05 00:19:45 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((He just met him this day
  1335. Feb 05 00:19:47 <Swiftfeather> (Rose, Roll FORT)
  1336. Feb 05 00:19:53 * Swiftfeather gives voice to Liight
  1337. Feb 05 00:19:57 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((It's not that outlandish to think
  1338. Feb 05 00:20:17 <Globebutt> (Rose is just a ditzy pony, then; bad at names?))
  1339. Feb 05 00:20:20 * Liight is now known as Light_
  1340. Feb 05 00:20:37 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((Yeah, that would probibly also make sense
  1341. Feb 05 00:20:56 * star_lite has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  1342. Feb 05 00:21:07 * Wildfire_[Buzz] blinks, putting a hoof to her chest "i.. I'm rose.."
  1343. Feb 05 00:21:19 * Light_ shudders at remembering the transformation
  1344. Feb 05 00:21:54 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Oh... Well. hello Rose.. doyou know what you were doing?"
  1345. Feb 05 00:22:13 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "I.. I have no idea.. I.. I just woke up here..
  1346. Feb 05 00:22:21 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "hmm.. Soren.. how diid you go full pony?"
  1347. Feb 05 00:22:33 <Light_> "I found two vials of liquids, one blue, one green. It told me to mix the two, then drink them.. so I did. The result was a painful trasnformation."
  1348. Feb 05 00:22:36 * Light_[Soren] has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  1349. Feb 05 00:22:45 <Swiftfeather> (Actually, the pink vial was blank)
  1350. Feb 05 00:22:58 <Swiftfeather> (drinking either the blue or green liquids separate would be an immediate bad end)
  1351. Feb 05 00:23:08 * Wildfire_[Buzz] looks to him "what are you talking about /full pony/..
  1352. Feb 05 00:23:15 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Ah. That's why the book said don't drink them"
  1353. Feb 05 00:23:45 * Wildfire_[Buzz] puts a hoof to her head "i.. I'm confused.."
  1354. Feb 05 00:23:52 <Light_> "I wish I knew that before.. now i'm stuck with.. /this/.." *She says, sounding disgusted*
  1355. Feb 05 00:24:05 <Swiftfeather> (Hey Globebutt... is it bad to replace absent players with new ones?)
  1356. Feb 05 00:24:13 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Well.. uh Rose, We are in a bit of a.. problem. If you haven't heard, a group of very rich people are playing some very mean games with us."
  1357. Feb 05 00:24:19 * Rusty_ (cgiirc@Rizon-232A5677.lns1.way.bigpond.net.au) has left #WUC
  1358. Feb 05 00:24:25 <Globebutt> (Err. Yes, generally.)
  1359. Feb 05 00:24:30 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Mind tagging along and help us out?"
  1360. Feb 05 00:24:31 * Wildfire_[Buzz] blinks "what kind of games...?
  1361. Feb 05 00:24:45 <Swiftfeather> (So it would be bad if I were to replace Hugh?)
  1362. Feb 05 00:24:51 <Light_> (yup.)
  1363. Feb 05 00:24:55 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "Oh uhm.. I guess i wouldn't mind...
  1364. Feb 05 00:25:07 <Globebutt> (How long ago did he leave, under what pretenses?)
  1365. Feb 05 00:25:10 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "The kind where you turn into a small pony and lose your mind apparently."
  1366. Feb 05 00:25:15 * Light_ is now known as Light_[Soren]
  1367. Feb 05 00:25:16 <Swiftfeather> (Right at the beginning)
  1368. Feb 05 00:25:25 <Swiftfeather> (Like, he did no exploration)
  1369. Feb 05 00:25:36 <Swiftfeather> (never even left the start room, he's passed out on the bunk in the start room(
  1370. Feb 05 00:25:37 * Light_[Soren] 's ears perk up at this "L-lose your mind!?"
  1371. Feb 05 00:25:37 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "You seem.." Winking at Soren.. " to be fine Roses"
  1372. Feb 05 00:25:44 <Globebutt> (Oh! If he never really... then it might be okay to add in a new player.)
  1373. Feb 05 00:26:00 * starlite (~StarLite@DE75A05D.B3C6DFA.4C4C9892.IP) has joined #WUC
  1374. Feb 05 00:26:02 <Swiftfeather> (So I can do that?)
  1375. Feb 05 00:26:04 <Globebutt> (Your job to introduce the new character, though.)
  1376. Feb 05 00:26:09 * Swiftfeather gives voice to starlite
  1377. Feb 05 00:26:10 <Globebutt> (Your call, GM.)
  1378. Feb 05 00:26:13 <Swiftfeather> (Okay yay)
  1379. Feb 05 00:26:15 * Wildfire_[Buzz] nods "yeah.. I am..." She blinks at derrik "uhm change from what?
  1380. Feb 05 00:26:37 <Light_[Soren]> "But I like my mind!"
  1381. Feb 05 00:27:03 <Globebutt> (I mean, five was an arbitrary limit you set on yourself, so.)
  1382. Feb 05 00:27:20 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Soren, I might be a bit loopy here, but, look at Buzz, look at the display we are at. You can put it together. Let's be careful"
  1383. Feb 05 00:27:20 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "We all like our minds.. Why wouldn't we?
  1384. Feb 05 00:27:37 * Rusty_ (cgiirc@Rizon-232A5677.lns1.way.bigpond.net.au) has joined #WUC
  1385. Feb 05 00:27:58 * Wildfire_[Buzz] looks a bit offended at derrick "hey..."
  1386. Feb 05 00:28:18 * Light_[Soren] begins to think hard, squinting her eyes. When she comes to the realization "Oh!"
  1387. Feb 05 00:28:30 <Light_[Soren]> "Thats why I was so intent on the mayfly display!"
  1388. Feb 05 00:28:46 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "W.. What are you..
  1389. Feb 05 00:28:53 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Exactly. We think one of our other unwitting players lost their mind, and now we can't find them. But Roses!"
  1390. Feb 05 00:29:10 * Swiftfeather gives voice to Rusty_
  1391. Feb 05 00:29:12 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "We think you may have the key to finding him! You can help us right?
  1392. Feb 05 00:29:17 <Light_[Soren]> "Roses! you have to help us!" *Soren winks back at Derrick*
  1393. Feb 05 00:29:38 <Swiftfeather> (new Hugh)
  1394. Feb 05 00:29:52 * Wildfire_[Buzz] blinks "uhm.. I don't think i got anything but.. I.. I don't think i lost my mind i mean..
  1395. Feb 05 00:29:58 * Rusty_ is now known as Hugh
  1396. Feb 05 00:30:20 <Light_[Soren]> "Oh! of course you didn't! But you need to be careful, I think i've almost lost mine..."
  1397. Feb 05 00:30:36 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "I.. I feel fine..
  1398. Feb 05 00:30:55 <Swiftfeather> (Rose: FORT roll)
  1399. Feb 05 00:30:56 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Don't worry, you are fine, but do you remeber what you did this morning?"
  1400. Feb 05 00:31:07 * Light_[Soren] claps her hooves together "Of course you are fine! You haven't changed at all!"
  1401. Feb 05 00:31:23 <Globebutt> (...I meant you should introduce a new character and effectively do away with Hugh, but. Um.)
  1402. Feb 05 00:31:29 <Swiftfeather> ohhh
  1403. Feb 05 00:31:30 <Swiftfeather> okay
  1404. Feb 05 00:31:31 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> 2
  1405. Feb 05 00:31:34 <Swiftfeather> what sounds better
  1406. Feb 05 00:31:36 <Swiftfeather> that*
  1407. Feb 05 00:31:37 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> (())
  1408. Feb 05 00:31:37 <Swiftfeather> ( )
  1409. Feb 05 00:31:49 * Hugh wakes up in a room full of bunk beds
  1410. Feb 05 00:31:51 <Light_[Soren]> (>soren kills hugh in a cold-blooded murder)
  1411. Feb 05 00:31:59 <Hugh> (well then)
  1412. Feb 05 00:32:04 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (my last name should of been Sparrow for this)
  1413. Feb 05 00:32:10 <Swiftfeather> (Just go :P)
  1414. Feb 05 00:32:18 <Light_[Soren]> (Then I could call you Cpt. Sparrow)
  1415. Feb 05 00:32:28 <Light_[Soren]> (And ride around on your head more)
  1416. Feb 05 00:32:35 * Wildfire_[Buzz] glares at soren "look. Stop lying to me and just tell me the damn truth!
  1417. Feb 05 00:33:00 <Light_[Soren]> "You can't make me do anything!"
  1418. Feb 05 00:33:06 * Hugh hops out the bed and wanders out the room
  1419. Feb 05 00:33:21 * Wildfire_[Buzz] looks threateningly at her.
  1420. Feb 05 00:33:29 * Light_[Soren] glares daggers back
  1421. Feb 05 00:33:36 <Swiftfeather> Rose, you don't know what these people are talking about
  1422. Feb 05 00:33:50 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((And she's pissed at that))
  1423. Feb 05 00:33:57 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "hey hey, alright calm
  1424. Feb 05 00:34:21 * Wildfire_[Buzz] breaths hevily for a bit "look.. Just tell me what's going on..
  1425. Feb 05 00:34:27 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Ok, Roses, Here's the dirt. You are Buzz."
  1426. Feb 05 00:34:29 * Hugh looks at the hallway in fear, confused and regretting leaving the room
  1427. Feb 05 00:34:40 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "Who the hell is buzz..
  1428. Feb 05 00:34:42 <Swiftfeather> you've stepped into a hallway, doors along the side and an elevator at the end, one of those double elevator things. one of the elevators has a red light on above it and it opens up for you, there is a red light inside as well
  1429. Feb 05 00:34:53 <Swiftfeather> (Rose: FORT Roll)
  1430. Feb 05 00:34:57 <Light_[Soren]> (Wait. aren't the lights out?)
  1431. Feb 05 00:35:03 * Hugh walks forward and goes in the elevator
  1432. Feb 05 00:35:29 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "You don't seem to remember it, but you were him up until that rose display"
  1433. Feb 05 00:35:30 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((Why am i rolling fort?
  1434. Feb 05 00:35:46 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (Roll with it ;P)
  1435. Feb 05 00:35:47 <Light_[Soren]> (you are trying to remember who buzz is)
  1436. Feb 05 00:35:55 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "I.. No i wasn't.. I just woke up here..
  1437. Feb 05 00:35:58 <Swiftfeather> The elevator shuts and suddenly starts filling with a purplish gas, knocking Hugh out
  1438. Feb 05 00:36:09 <Swiftfeather> the elevator seals tight
  1439. Feb 05 00:36:12 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((Can't i just decide when that occurs in rp?
  1440. Feb 05 00:36:15 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (Also Soren, Shoulder rides? aww yeah)
  1441. Feb 05 00:36:25 <Light_[Soren]> (Definitally.)
  1442. Feb 05 00:36:32 <Swiftfeather> (you can if you want.. sure.. I t would be easier)
  1443. Feb 05 00:36:37 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "What did you do yesterday?"
  1444. Feb 05 00:36:55 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "I.. I tended the fields.. Like allways..
  1445. Feb 05 00:36:57 <Swiftfeather> You all hear a groan from the other side of the museum
  1446. Feb 05 00:37:10 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> ((I'm not huge on dice
  1447. Feb 05 00:37:14 * Swiftfeather has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
  1448. Feb 05 00:37:17 * Swiftfeather (~Swift@Rizon-586A0EF6.mpls.qwest.net) has joined #WUC
  1449. Feb 05 00:37:19 * Light_[Soren] struggles to see past Derrick's arms
  1450. Feb 05 00:37:36 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "You don't sound so sure, but all right, we'll figure this out
  1451. Feb 05 00:37:49 <Light_[Soren]> "something happened!"
  1452. Feb 05 00:37:57 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I lift Soren up onto my shoulders
  1453. Feb 05 00:38:14 * Wildfire_[Buzz] looks to it, galloping for it
  1454. Feb 05 00:38:26 * Light_[Soren] holds a hoof forward "Onwards!"
  1455. Feb 05 00:38:27 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Wha-- oh hey he can move now"
  1456. Feb 05 00:38:42 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I run after Roses
  1457. Feb 05 00:38:43 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Swiftfeather
  1458. Feb 05 00:38:45 <Wildfire_[Buzz]> "Of course i can!
  1459. Feb 05 00:39:03 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "So you admit you are a HE?"
  1460. Feb 05 00:39:19 * Wildfire_[Buzz] is now known as Wildfire_[Roses]
  1461. Feb 05 00:39:23 * Hugh is now known as Rusty_
  1462. Feb 05 00:39:38 <Wildfire_[Roses]> "What who else were you talking to? The wall?
  1463. Feb 05 00:39:44 <Swiftfeather> You all hear a voice over the intercom suddenly
  1464. Feb 05 00:39:54 <Swiftfeather> "Please welcome our NNNNEEEWEST contestant, RUSTY!!!!"
  1465. Feb 05 00:40:00 * Light_[Soren] 's ears perk up, listening intently
  1466. Feb 05 00:40:01 * Wildfire_[Roses] blinks "the fuck.."
  1467. Feb 05 00:40:10 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "And the walls talk back. Lovely"
  1468. Feb 05 00:40:26 <Swiftfeather> Rusty walks out from behind a tapestry suddenly
  1469. Feb 05 00:40:33 * Wildfire_[Roses] blinks "uhm.. Your saying i lost my mind?
  1470. Feb 05 00:40:34 <Swiftfeather> (best intro ever_
  1471. Feb 05 00:40:37 * Rusty_ walks in, seeing a bunch of ponies
  1472. Feb 05 00:40:42 <Rusty_> umm...
  1473. Feb 05 00:40:44 <Rusty_> Hi?
  1474. Feb 05 00:40:51 <Swiftfeather> ( http://rolz.org/group rusty go there and join the WUC group..)
  1475. Feb 05 00:40:52 * Rusty_ looks around
  1476. Feb 05 00:41:00 * Light_[Soren] flies out of Derrick's arms, and tackles Rusty to the ground
  1477. Feb 05 00:41:32 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Well, duh, we where just saying that for the last 10 minutes-- Whoa watch it!"
  1478. Feb 05 00:41:32 <Light_[Soren]> "You're the one who did this, aren't you!?"
  1479. Feb 05 00:41:35 <Swiftfeather> (Roll a D10 Rusty)
  1480. Feb 05 00:41:37 <Rusty_> Wha!?
  1481. Feb 05 00:41:46 <Swiftfeather> (D6*)
  1482. Feb 05 00:42:09 <Rusty_> (3)
  1483. Feb 05 00:42:10 * Wildfire_[Roses] shakes her head "i'm just.. Confused..
  1484. Feb 05 00:42:30 <Rusty_> I-I have no idea what is happening but I didnt do this!?
  1485. Feb 05 00:42:49 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Why else you you go from farming roses to a cruise ship with strange people like me?"
  1486. Feb 05 00:43:11 <Swiftfeather> Rusty has a brown tail and bronwn hair, his eyes are purple, his male bits are gone, he has light grayish pony ears
  1487. Feb 05 00:43:12 <Wildfire_[Roses]> "You tell me. I have no clue.."
  1488. Feb 05 00:43:30 * Light_[Soren] gets off of Rusty, and turns away "good.. If you were, I don't know what I'd do.."
  1489. Feb 05 00:43:37 <Rusty_> Wh-
  1490. Feb 05 00:43:44 <Rusty_> what s is happening?
  1491. Feb 05 00:43:53 <Wildfire_[Roses]> "I hear yah..
  1492. Feb 05 00:44:03 <Light_[Soren]> "We're all stuck in some sick and twisted game, involving us turning into small horses."
  1493. Feb 05 00:44:10 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Because you are Buzz" I turn to rusty " hello there Welcome to the SS Sadism"
  1494. Feb 05 00:44:13 * Rusty_ looks at his new tail
  1495. Feb 05 00:44:15 <Rusty_> !
  1496. Feb 05 00:44:22 <Light_[Soren]> "Please don't freak out!"
  1497. Feb 05 00:44:24 <Wildfire_[Roses]> "Wait.. Turning into...?
  1498. Feb 05 00:44:31 <Rusty_> I uhh
  1499. Feb 05 00:44:41 * Light_[Soren] slaps a hoof to her face "Dammit roses, I didn't say that.."
  1500. Feb 05 00:44:46 <Rusty_> Thanks umm... I didnt catch your name
  1501. Feb 05 00:44:50 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "I'm Derrick, mind the hair" I hold out a hand to Rusty.
  1502. Feb 05 00:44:58 * Rusty_ shakes it
  1503. Feb 05 00:45:06 <Wildfire_[Roses]> "U.. Ugh.. Can someone please..
  1504. Feb 05 00:45:08 <Rusty_> Hi im... well you know who I am
  1505. Feb 05 00:45:11 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I pull rusty to standing postion by it
  1506. Feb 05 00:45:15 <Swiftfeather> Roses' head hurts as she tries to remember.. (Roll FORT)
  1507. Feb 05 00:45:21 <Rusty_> Thanks
  1508. Feb 05 00:45:35 * Light_[Soren] sighs, and extends a hoof to Rusty "I'm Soren.. I.. I'm sorry for attacking you.."
  1509. Feb 05 00:45:44 * Rusty_ shakes it
  1510. Feb 05 00:45:49 <Rusty_> Dont worry about it
  1511. Feb 05 00:45:59 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> Other than the display's what else is there?
  1512. Feb 05 00:46:04 <Rusty_> A place like this by the looks will do that to a person
  1513. Feb 05 00:46:06 <Wildfire_[Roses]> ((3))
  1514. Feb 05 00:46:27 <Wildfire_[Roses]> "Look.. Derrick.. Can you please just tell me the truth
  1515. Feb 05 00:46:28 <Light_[Soren]> "I'm really stressed out right now. And as a heads up, don't drink anything you find on here, trust me."
  1516. Feb 05 00:46:40 <Rusty_> Umm ok?
  1517. Feb 05 00:46:52 <Swiftfeather> Yeah, Roses, you're trying to remember what they're talking about but it just makes your head hurt... and you get an itch on your belly that makes the thought of somebody scratching you there sound simply luxerious
  1518. Feb 05 00:46:57 <Rusty_> (What does the room we are in look like?)
  1519. Feb 05 00:47:04 <Light_[Soren]> "Unless you want to very painfully morph into /this/, i highly suggest it."
  1520. Feb 05 00:47:07 <Swiftfeather> (Museum, filled with random shit)
  1521. Feb 05 00:47:19 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Roses. The truth. Is. You are buzz. You were a 19 year old kid, turned into a pony"
  1522. Feb 05 00:48:17 * Rusty_ looks at the random shit in the room
  1523. Feb 05 00:48:23 * Wildfire_[Roses] blinks. Looking shocked for a bit. And then just laughs "nice one.. Allmost got me there.. A human turning into a pony!
  1524. Feb 05 00:48:37 <Swiftfeather> (On a cruise ship rusty, you feel the floor gently shifting back and forth beneath your feet)
  1525. Feb 05 00:49:01 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Now lets get out this room before we end up distracted by the displays again. James still looks catatonic, so.. He seems to be able to handle himself. Soren, you need a lift still?"
  1526. Feb 05 00:49:17 * Light_[Soren] walks over to roses, and looks her dead in the eye "Does it look like we are joking?"
  1527. Feb 05 00:49:19 <Wildfire_[Roses]> "I can hold her if i need be.."
  1528. Feb 05 00:49:29 * Wildfire_[Roses] blinks "i..."
  1529. Feb 05 00:49:32 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Actually anyone have a pen?
  1530. Feb 05 00:49:59 <Wildfire_[Roses]> "Uhm... I could make one
  1531. Feb 05 00:50:02 <Light_[Soren]> "This is a very serious matter here."
  1532. Feb 05 00:50:21 * Wildfire_[Roses] sighs "but.. I.. I was never a human..
  1533. Feb 05 00:50:31 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "You can make pens? out of what?"
  1534. Feb 05 00:50:34 <Rusty_> Neither was I
  1535. Feb 05 00:50:46 <Light_[Soren]> "Yes. You. Were. Rusty, you still are.."
  1536. Feb 05 00:50:52 <Wildfire_[Roses]> "Roses. Or well kind of pens. They write
  1537. Feb 05 00:50:55 <Rusty_> I was never human
  1538. Feb 05 00:50:57 <Rusty_> Look
  1539. Feb 05 00:51:01 <Swiftfeather> Suddenly the lights in the room switch on and a voice sounds over the intercom "Main power restored. Dinner is now being served on the second floor
  1540. Feb 05 00:51:06 <Swiftfeather> (Rusty. You are human.)
  1541. Feb 05 00:51:07 * Rusty_ grins, showing his pointy teeth
  1542. Feb 05 00:51:14 <Rusty_> (oh)
  1543. Feb 05 00:51:14 <Swiftfeather> (-_-)
  1544. Feb 05 00:51:19 <Rusty_> (ok then o-o)
  1545. Feb 05 00:51:22 <Swiftfeather> (*Facehoof*)
  1546. Feb 05 00:51:26 <Rusty_> (T^T)
  1547. Feb 05 00:51:33 <Wildfire_[Roses]> "I.. I cant have been human.. I.. I've allways been like this
  1548. Feb 05 00:51:35 <Light_[Soren]> "No. Don't listen to the intercom!"
  1549. Feb 05 00:51:43 <Swiftfeather> EVERYONE, ROLL FORT
  1550. Feb 05 00:51:43 <Light_[Soren]> "It'll take you away!"
  1551. Feb 05 00:51:49 <Wildfire_[Roses]> "Yeah.. I don't trust it
  1552. Feb 05 00:51:53 <Swiftfeather> (Rusty, FORT rolls are D10 rolls)
  1553. Feb 05 00:51:54 <Light_[Soren]> (3)
  1554. Feb 05 00:51:58 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (3)
  1555. Feb 05 00:52:04 <Globebutt> ("I'm a fox!" Everyone else groans. Fucking furries.)
  1556. Feb 05 00:52:09 <Wildfire_[Roses]> (4
  1557. Feb 05 00:52:11 <Rusty_> (4)
  1558. Feb 05 00:52:22 <Light_[Soren]> (Globe: *vixen)
  1559. Feb 05 00:52:39 <Wildfire_[Roses]> ((Somehow i have sunburn in the fucking winter
  1560. Feb 05 00:52:41 <Swiftfeather> (Waiting one somebody..? James!)
  1561. Feb 05 00:52:41 <Globebutt> (Of course!)
  1562. Feb 05 00:52:48 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Ok, dinner nice trap. let's scratch a message for James and leave."
  1563. Feb 05 00:52:59 <Rusty_> Trap?
  1564. Feb 05 00:53:04 <Swiftfeather> ( Mr_Jared[James] )
  1565. Feb 05 00:53:09 <Globebutt> (Actually easier in the winter, Wildfire. Nobody thinks to put it on when it's cold out, but the high albedo of the snow bounces more light up into your face, so...)
  1566. Feb 05 00:53:15 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Soren's dinner was Mayflies"
  1567. Feb 05 00:53:35 <Rusty_> oh...
  1568. Feb 05 00:53:37 * Light_[Soren] solemly nods "I caught every single one.." *she shivers
  1569. Feb 05 00:53:38 * Wildfire_[Roses] sighs "i ain't hungry..
  1570. Feb 05 00:53:56 <Rusty_> We should check...
  1571. Feb 05 00:54:07 <Swiftfeather> You all ignore the dinner bell, none of your pony instincts wil ltake you back there again
  1572. Feb 05 00:54:23 <Swiftfeather> (rusty, you resisted the temptation, you don't need to go)
  1573. Feb 05 00:54:29 * Light_[Soren] hops back up into Derrick's arms again "Alright, lets go.."
  1574. Feb 05 00:54:40 <Rusty_> ok lets go then
  1575. Feb 05 00:54:55 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I leave the log by james, and put Soren on my shoulders. "Coming.. Roses?
  1576. Feb 05 00:54:55 * Wildfire_[Roses] looks over to soren "soren... You seem to be honest... Can you please tell me what is going on.. I.. I really don't get it yet..
  1577. Feb 05 00:55:45 * Light_[Soren] looks down from Derrick's shoulders "You are a human, who was painfully forced to transform into a pony. You've lost your mind, and have become that pony."
  1578. Feb 05 00:56:01 <Light_[Soren]> "I'm not sure if I can help you."
  1579. Feb 05 00:56:22 * Wildfire_[Roses] sighs looking down to her hooves "i.. But.. How... I.. I've been a pony all my life..
  1580. Feb 05 00:56:39 <Light_[Soren]> "Thats what you think, but it isn't true one bit."
  1581. Feb 05 00:56:45 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "That how is what I want to find out"
  1582. Feb 05 00:57:01 <Light_[Soren]> "Whaddya mean, Derrick?"
  1583. Feb 05 00:57:11 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (What's the floor layout?)
  1584. Feb 05 00:57:14 <Wildfire_[Roses]> But no.. I.. I lived in equestria since i was a little filly
  1585. Feb 05 00:57:35 <Light_[Soren]> (does equestria even exist?)
  1586. Feb 05 00:58:00 <Wildfire_[Roses]> ((Nother universe is what i'm saying
  1587. Feb 05 00:58:08 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "I mean, We are in a game. Run by people. and things happen like 'dinner'. There must be some sort of secrets holding the people running the place.
  1588. Feb 05 00:58:24 <Light_[Soren]> "Wait a minute.."
  1589. Feb 05 00:58:30 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "And people make mistakes."
  1590. Feb 05 00:58:37 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Leave clues. Savvy?"
  1591. Feb 05 00:58:50 <Light_[Soren]> "If all they wanted to do was turn us into ponies, then they already would have done so."
  1592. Feb 05 00:59:05 <Light_[Soren]> "Theres something deeper here, much much deeper.."
  1593. Feb 05 00:59:12 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Ever watch TV wrestling?"
  1594. Feb 05 00:59:16 <Rusty_> That does seem true
  1595. Feb 05 00:59:16 * Wildfire_[Roses] sighs looking to her with complete honesty "i.. I sware... That i have lived in equestria for 25 years..
  1596. Feb 05 00:59:27 <Rusty_> Soren you got a point there
  1597. Feb 05 00:59:43 <Swiftfeather> Suddenly a high-pitched squealing noise starts in the corner of the room, making you all cringe at the sound
  1598. Feb 05 00:59:52 * Light_[Soren] looks back to Roses "If i'm lying, you can kill me here right now. No, you haven't."
  1599. Feb 05 00:59:57 * Wildfire_[Roses] yelps "aah what the fuck!
  1600. Feb 05 01:00:05 * Rusty_ covers his ears
  1601. Feb 05 01:00:10 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "What the!
  1602. Feb 05 01:00:15 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I run out of the room
  1603. Feb 05 01:00:16 <Rusty_> fuck that hurts!
  1604. Feb 05 01:00:17 * Light_[Soren] yelps from the pain, and falls out of derrick's arms
  1605. Feb 05 01:00:18 <Swiftfeather> The noise gets louder, it is coming from the opposite end of the room from the door
  1606. Feb 05 01:00:29 * Wildfire_[Roses] screams loudly
  1607. Feb 05 01:00:29 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I catch soren on the way out
  1608. Feb 05 01:00:36 * Rusty_ blocks his ears and heads towards the door
  1609. Feb 05 01:00:54 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "wait! Roses!" I put soren down and pick her up
  1610. Feb 05 01:01:10 <Globebutt> (You can't put him down.)
  1611. Feb 05 01:01:13 <Globebutt> (He already fell.)
  1612. Feb 05 01:01:13 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> Er wait
  1613. Feb 05 01:01:17 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> Oh.
  1614. Feb 05 01:01:17 <Light_[Soren]> (He caught me)
  1615. Feb 05 01:01:20 * Rusty_ reaches the door, the noise making his head spin
  1616. Feb 05 01:01:22 * Wildfire_[Roses] wiggles "i'm fine i'm fine
  1617. Feb 05 01:01:33 * MrJared (~guy@Rizon-4DD33BD3.rochester.res.rr.com) has joined #WUC
  1618. Feb 05 01:01:40 * Swiftfeather gives voice to MrJared
  1619. Feb 05 01:01:42 * Light_[Soren] quickly pulls Rusty into the hallway, shutting the door behind her
  1620. Feb 05 01:01:44 * Mr-Jared (~guy@Rizon-4DD33BD3.rochester.res.rr.com) has joined #WUC
  1621. Feb 05 01:01:50 * Swiftfeather gives voice to Mr-Jared
  1622. Feb 05 01:02:02 <Rusty_> What did you do that for?
  1623. Feb 05 01:02:03 * Wildfire_[Roses] went with them "what the hell..
  1624. Feb 05 01:02:05 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> Well, then I pick Soren back up, and exit the room.
  1625. Feb 05 01:02:17 <Light_[Soren]> (scratch that)
  1626. Feb 05 01:02:42 <Swiftfeather> the door completely blocks out the sounds
  1627. Feb 05 01:02:49 * Wildfire_[Roses] sighs looking over to soren "look... Soren.. My life is real.. Real as yours..
  1628. Feb 05 01:02:53 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> After putting soren down outside cover my ears and re enter, attempting to get Jame's attention?
  1629. Feb 05 01:03:00 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> no ?
  1630. Feb 05 01:03:20 * Light_[Soren] 's head it still spinning,
  1631. Feb 05 01:03:21 <Swiftfeather> you are now left in a room with a sign labeled "MUSEUM" and one labeled "PHONE" there is an "OUT OF ORDER" sign haning under the phone sign, also the lights are off down there
  1632. Feb 05 01:03:30 <Swiftfeather> There is the elevator as well
  1633. Feb 05 01:03:55 <Wildfire_[Roses]> "L.. Lets take the elevator..
  1634. Feb 05 01:03:56 * Mr_Jared[James] has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  1635. Feb 05 01:04:05 <Rusty_> I am not going in there
  1636. Feb 05 01:04:08 <Light_[Soren]> "N-no! We have to wait for Derrick!"
  1637. Feb 05 01:04:29 <Swiftfeather> (rusty, second elevator is broken, the normal one still works fine, broken one ate up Hugh)
  1638. Feb 05 01:04:37 <Rusty_> (ok)
  1639. Feb 05 01:04:45 * Wildfire_[Roses] sighs "okay.." She walks over to her and sighs "soren.. Can you trust me please?
  1640. Feb 05 01:05:00 <Light_[Soren]> "Depends on what you are saying."
  1641. Feb 05 01:05:10 <Rusty_> I was thinking we go down where the lights are gone
  1642. Feb 05 01:05:26 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I say screw it, pick james up, grab the torch and put the book in my mouth, and race out of the screaming room
  1643. Feb 05 01:05:50 <Wildfire_[Roses]> "Look.. I don't know if my past life was in this body or not.. But i know i had one
  1644. Feb 05 01:06:14 <Light_[Soren]> "Buzz's? Or Rose's?"
  1645. Feb 05 01:06:41 <Wildfire_[Roses]> I.. I really don't know... I know i lived my life as rose..
  1646. Feb 05 01:06:44 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> Exiting, I lean James against a wall. " all right, what's the plan now? everyone's ears better?"
  1647. Feb 05 01:06:56 <Rusty_> yeah...
  1648. Feb 05 01:07:03 <Light_[Soren]> "Mine are still ringing and hurting, but they'll get better."
  1649. Feb 05 01:07:06 <Swiftfeather> The elevator dings and opens, a bucket of apples spilling out
  1650. Feb 05 01:07:11 <Swiftfeather> EVERYONE ROLL FORT
  1651. Feb 05 01:07:17 <Swiftfeather> ( )
  1652. Feb 05 01:07:21 <Light_[Soren]> (1)
  1653. Feb 05 01:07:24 <Wildfire_[Roses]> "D.. Do you trust me?
  1654. Feb 05 01:07:24 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (6)
  1655. Feb 05 01:07:31 <Rusty_> (6)
  1656. Feb 05 01:07:48 <Wildfire_[Roses]> (6
  1657. Feb 05 01:07:51 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "umm.. hang on...
  1658. Feb 05 01:07:57 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "There's dinner!"
  1659. Feb 05 01:08:12 <Light_[Soren]> "...Apples for dinner?"
  1660. Feb 05 01:08:24 <Light_[Soren]> "There has to be something better here!"
  1661. Feb 05 01:08:28 <Swiftfeather> (Derrick, Roses, Rusty, All of you roll PONE)
  1662. Feb 05 01:08:30 <Rusty_> Ok by what you guys said this sound very suspicious
  1663. Feb 05 01:08:35 <Globebutt> (You're more of a carrot kinda mare, aren't you, Soren?)
  1664. Feb 05 01:08:40 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (10)
  1665. Feb 05 01:08:40 <Wildfire_[Roses]> ((The hell else am i..
  1666. Feb 05 01:08:40 <Swiftfeather> (rusy, PONE role is 10 sided dice again)
  1667. Feb 05 01:08:43 <Light_[Soren]> (...)
  1668. Feb 05 01:08:53 <Rusty_> (6)
  1669. Feb 05 01:08:54 <Swiftfeather> (Oh god derrick)
  1670. Feb 05 01:09:05 <Light_[Soren]> (Welp. There goes derrick.)
  1671. Feb 05 01:09:05 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I pick soren up "Come on, it'll be better than the dining room!"
  1672. Feb 05 01:09:10 <Wildfire_[Roses]> ((9
  1673. Feb 05 01:09:16 <Light_[Soren]> "A-alright.."
  1674. Feb 05 01:09:17 <Wildfire_[Roses]> ((Lol what happens now
  1675. Feb 05 01:09:35 <Swiftfeather> (oh god roses gimme a minute)
  1676. Feb 05 01:09:44 <Light_[Soren]> (alright, everybody hold it.)
  1677. Feb 05 01:10:16 * Wildfire_[Roses] sighs "i at least used to be real.. Now..
  1678. Feb 05 01:10:24 <Light_[Soren]> (hhoooold it.)
  1679. Feb 05 01:10:45 <Swiftfeather> Rusty, and Derrick, you both get the urge to eat an apple, Roses, howeever, gets a different urge.... (Please hold it more)
  1680. Feb 05 01:11:45 * Disconnected (Connection reset by peer).
  1681. **** ENDING LOGGING AT Tue Feb 05 01:11:45 2013
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  1683. **** BEGIN LOGGING AT Tue Feb 05 01:16:00 2013
  1684.  
  1685. Feb 05 01:16:00 * Now talking on #WUC
  1686. Feb 05 01:16:08 * Wildfire_[Roses] pulls Soren into a kiss on the lips
  1687. Feb 05 01:16:10 <Swiftfeather> (rusty remains unaffected)
  1688. Feb 05 01:16:25 <Globebutt> (What have I missed since "different urge"?)
  1689. Feb 05 01:16:26 * #WUC :Cannot send to channel
  1690. Feb 05 01:16:27 <Light_[Soren]> (You do know i'm a 14 year old in a ponies body, right?)
  1691. Feb 05 01:16:42 <Wildfire_[Roses]> ((Even better
  1692. Feb 05 01:16:47 <Rusty_> (ouo)
  1693. Feb 05 01:16:48 <Swiftfeather> OH yes Roses, that feels AMAZING, Kissing your mistress is the most EXHILERATING thing you've ever done!!
  1694. Feb 05 01:17:06 <Rusty_> Well umm
  1695. Feb 05 01:17:08 * Light_[Soren] lets out a muffled scream, as I try to push Roses off of me
  1696. Feb 05 01:17:09 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Owowowow what's in my pants" I pull my pants down to let the pressure free "Oh cripes...
  1697. Feb 05 01:17:20 <Rusty_> I guess I got lucky
  1698. Feb 05 01:17:26 * Swiftfeather has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
  1699. Feb 05 01:17:28 * Swiftfeather (~Swift@Rizon-586A0EF6.mpls.qwest.net) has joined #WUC
  1700. Feb 05 01:17:33 <Rusty_> Derrick what is wrong?
  1701. Feb 05 01:17:33 * Wildfire_[Roses] pulls her in tighter, moving her tounge in
  1702. Feb 05 01:18:05 * Light_[Soren] screams louder, as well as pushing away harder
  1703. Feb 05 01:18:09 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "I..--
  1704. Feb 05 01:18:22 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Soren what's happening?!?"
  1705. Feb 05 01:18:43 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Swiftfeather
  1706. Feb 05 01:18:45 <Swiftfeather> Soren, you may be screaming and thrashing now, but... maybe having Roses like this would be... good..? (FORT Roll)
  1707. Feb 05 01:18:46 * Wildfire_[Roses] keeps her heald, moaning a bit
  1708. Feb 05 01:18:56 * Light_[Soren] is unable to push the larger pony off of her
  1709. Feb 05 01:19:14 <Light_[Soren]> (oh lord 8)
  1710. Feb 05 01:19:24 <Wildfire_[Roses]> ((Yay
  1711. Feb 05 01:19:30 * Swiftfeather gives voice to Globebutt
  1712. Feb 05 01:19:53 <Swiftfeather> Soren... you really enjoy this... You're sure that nothing bad could come of this, you find yourself kissing Roses back..
  1713. Feb 05 01:20:31 <Light_[Soren]> ( think this is appropriate : HE WAS SOO YOOUUNNNGG!!!)
  1714. Feb 05 01:20:36 <Rusty_> umm... Why are they kissing o-o
  1715. Feb 05 01:20:42 * Light_[Soren] begins to deeply kiss Roses back
  1716. Feb 05 01:20:47 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I try and separate the two, but then I sit back and watch it happen.
  1717. Feb 05 01:20:49 <Rusty_> fuck it im not questioning
  1718. Feb 05 01:20:52 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Oh dear.
  1719. Feb 05 01:21:16 * Wildfire_[Roses] keeps her held in close, blushing a bit
  1720. Feb 05 01:21:30 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I check my pants. "Lady parts. Wonderful."
  1721. Feb 05 01:21:49 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Soren, you ok buddy?"
  1722. Feb 05 01:22:29 * Disconnected (Connection reset by peer).
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  1726.  
  1727. Feb 05 01:23:22 * Now talking on #WUC
  1728. Feb 05 01:23:26 <Swiftfeather> Soren, you are not sure what to think of this, you really fucken loved that kiss though, you've gotta admit, you never knew pony kisses could be that good (FORT Roll)
  1729. Feb 05 01:23:37 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> Is the door to the phone room open?
  1730. Feb 05 01:23:39 * Swiftfeather gives voice to Mop
  1731. Feb 05 01:23:41 <Light_[Soren]> (fucking 9)
  1732. Feb 05 01:23:49 <Mop> (I will throttle my college internet provider.)
  1733. Feb 05 01:23:52 * Wildfire_[Roses] ((dances
  1734. Feb 05 01:24:18 <Rusty_> I'll look
  1735. Feb 05 01:24:24 <Swiftfeather> Yes, you do enjoy this, you are quite pleased by the thought of Roses being your pet and calling you mistres... bending to your will without even being pushed.... ohh yess.. you will have a lot of fun
  1736. Feb 05 01:24:35 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "No, stay here"
  1737. Feb 05 01:24:42 <Rusty_> Umm ok
  1738. Feb 05 01:24:47 <Swiftfeather> (Door is locked, the phone room is out of order)
  1739. Feb 05 01:27:14 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> What is the door made of?
  1740. Feb 05 01:27:14 * Light_[Soren] moves over to Roses, and softly kisses her on the cheek "You're quite welcome, pet.."
  1741. Feb 05 01:27:14 <Swiftfeather> Roses, you feel your heart nearly burst in excitement as she calls you her pet
  1742. Feb 05 01:27:14 * Globebutt has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  1743. Feb 05 01:27:14 * Rusty_ snaps his fingers at Soren and Rosees
  1744. Feb 05 01:27:14 <Rusty_> hello?
  1745. Feb 05 01:27:14 * Wildfire_[Roses] bows "my wish is your command mistress..
  1746. Feb 05 01:27:14 * Rusty_ sighs
  1747. Feb 05 01:27:14 * Rusty_ walks over to derrick
  1748. Feb 05 01:27:14 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> What is the phone door made of?
  1749. Feb 05 01:27:14 * Light_[Soren] smiles at roses "We'll have to find you a collar, or something."
  1750. Feb 05 01:27:15 -NickServ- Nick Globebutt isn't currently in use.
  1751. Feb 05 01:27:27 <Swiftfeather> (it is a blast door)
  1752. Feb 05 01:27:28 * You are now known as Globebutt
  1753. Feb 05 01:27:28 -NickServ- This nickname is registered and protected. If it is your
  1754. Feb 05 01:27:28 -NickServ- nick, type /msg NickServ IDENTIFY password. Otherwise,
  1755. Feb 05 01:27:28 -NickServ- please choose a different nick.
  1756. Feb 05 01:27:40 <Wildfire_[Roses]> "Y.. Yes mistress..
  1757. Feb 05 01:27:49 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "That sure looks sturdy. Let's get out of here"
  1758. Feb 05 01:28:04 <Globebutt> Why are you stuttering, Roses?
  1759. Feb 05 01:28:12 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I walk over to our pony pile. "What's going on here?
  1760. Feb 05 01:28:17 <Globebutt> Nothing's gonna go wrong.
  1761. Feb 05 01:28:50 * Light_[Soren] turns her head to Derrick "What do you mean?"
  1762. Feb 05 01:29:07 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Well, where's Soren?"
  1763. Feb 05 01:29:08 * Wildfire_[Roses] doubles her look
  1764. Feb 05 01:29:22 <Wildfire_[Roses]> "M.. Mistress is right there
  1765. Feb 05 01:31:56 <Light_[Soren]> (Swift, am I still soren?)
  1766. Feb 05 01:31:56 <Swiftfeather> (yeah, but to roses, you are mistress)
  1767. Feb 05 01:31:56 <Light_[Soren]> (aight.)
  1768. Feb 05 01:31:56 * Light_[Soren] gives Derrick a puzzled look "I.. I'm right here?"
  1769. Feb 05 01:31:56 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Glad to see you're still with us! But.. er.. what's this?"
  1770. Feb 05 01:31:56 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> Points back forth between roses and soren
  1771. Feb 05 01:31:56 <Light_[Soren]> "You mean my pet?"
  1772. Feb 05 01:31:56 * Wildfire_[Roses] looks to her "c.. Can i go get some roses mistress?
  1773. Feb 05 01:31:56 <Swiftfeather> (Soren, FORT roll)
  1774. Feb 05 01:31:56 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Huh... Allrighty then" I scratch my head nevously, "Lets get going.."
  1775. Feb 05 01:31:56 <Light_[Soren]> (8)
  1776. Feb 05 01:31:56 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (Damn.)(
  1777. Feb 05 01:31:59 <Light_[Soren]> (superdamn.)
  1778. Feb 05 01:32:04 <Swiftfeather> Maybe letting your pet Roses get some roses wouldn't be such a bad idea
  1779. Feb 05 01:32:14 * Rusty_ tears a small strip of fabric from his pants
  1780. Feb 05 01:32:21 <Swiftfeather> but hte museum's squealing is far too loud to go back into
  1781. Feb 05 01:32:43 * Rusty_ ties the fabric loosely around Roses neck
  1782. Feb 05 01:32:50 * Light_[Soren] has quit (Quit: Leaving)
  1783. Feb 05 01:32:51 <Rusty_> It aint much but a collar is a collar
  1784. Feb 05 01:33:04 <Wildfire_[Roses]> T.. Thank you
  1785. Feb 05 01:33:07 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (Oh oh"
  1786. Feb 05 01:33:07 <Rusty_> :)
  1787. Feb 05 01:33:11 <Swiftfeather> ( Shit )
  1788. Feb 05 01:33:20 * Wildfire_[Roses] hugs him
  1789. Feb 05 01:33:20 <Rusty_> (What?)
  1790. Feb 05 01:33:25 <Swiftfeather> (soren DC)
  1791. Feb 05 01:33:27 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (Let's hang on here think he buggered up a click)
  1792. Feb 05 01:33:27 <Rusty_> :) *hugs back*
  1793. Feb 05 01:34:21 * Wildfire_[Roses] smiles looking over to soran
  1794. Feb 05 01:34:28 * Light_ (~Stephen@615B94D3.4E2B1C22.7BBE7EBC.IP) has joined #WUC
  1795. Feb 05 01:34:37 * Swiftfeather gives voice to Light_
  1796. Feb 05 01:34:40 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (WB light)
  1797. Feb 05 01:34:47 * Light_ is now known as Light_[Soren]
  1798. Feb 05 01:34:56 <Wildfire_[Roses]> smiles looking over to soran
  1799. Feb 05 01:35:09 <Swiftfeather> (Soren what is the last thing you saw?)
  1800. Feb 05 01:35:19 * Light_[Soren] smiles back at roses "I'll have to find you some roses later.."
  1801. Feb 05 01:35:30 <Light_[Soren]> ((rusty tying the strip of fabric))
  1802. Feb 05 01:36:01 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "So, before we head out, Soren, can you walk on those legs yet?"
  1803. Feb 05 01:36:03 * Wildfire_[Roses] nods "thank you mistress...
  1804. Feb 05 01:36:22 <Light_[Soren]> "I.. I'm not actually sure, let me try."
  1805. Feb 05 01:36:33 <Wildfire_[Roses]> "I can hold you..
  1806. Feb 05 01:36:56 <Light_[Soren]> "How could you hold me? I don't think i'm that much smaller than you..."
  1807. Feb 05 01:37:12 * Wildfire_[Roses] smiles i'm
  1808. Feb 05 01:37:17 <Wildfire_[Roses]> Preety strong
  1809. Feb 05 01:37:33 <Light_[Soren]> "N-no, its fine, i'll just walk.."
  1810. Feb 05 01:37:41 * Light_[Soren] successfully takes a few experimental steps
  1811. Feb 05 01:38:10 <Wildfire_[Roses]> N.. No please mistress..
  1812. Feb 05 01:38:19 <Swiftfeather> A beep sounds through the room as the intercom is activated again "Free apple juice on the living quarters floor"
  1813. Feb 05 01:38:25 * Light_[Soren] trots over to Derrick "Yeah, I got it."
  1814. Feb 05 01:38:27 <Swiftfeather> (All roll FORT)
  1815. Feb 05 01:38:32 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (dang)
  1816. Feb 05 01:38:40 <Rusty_> (9...)
  1817. Feb 05 01:38:45 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (1)
  1818. Feb 05 01:38:55 <Wildfire_[Roses]> 6...
  1819. Feb 05 01:39:00 * Light_[Soren] faceplants as she nears derrick "maybe not.."
  1820. Feb 05 01:39:14 <Swiftfeather> Damn
  1821. Feb 05 01:39:21 <Swiftfeather> (Rusty, roll PONE)
  1822. Feb 05 01:39:25 <Light_[Soren]> (4)
  1823. Feb 05 01:39:30 <Rusty_> (1)
  1824. Feb 05 01:39:33 <Wildfire_[Roses]> ((I rolled a six
  1825. Feb 05 01:39:44 <Wildfire_[Roses]> ((I need to roll ponie right?
  1826. Feb 05 01:39:48 <Swiftfeather> (all things through the intercoms have been reduced one point because you all managed to resist it, you're learning not to trust it)
  1827. Feb 05 01:40:12 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (Shhhhh dm stuff =P)
  1828. Feb 05 01:40:34 <Wildfire_[Roses]> ((If i do then six
  1829. Feb 05 01:40:46 * Wildfire_[Roses] stands by light ready
  1830. Feb 05 01:40:50 <Swiftfeather> Wow Rusty.... that apple juice sounds REALLY refreshing right now.... maybe you should go to the living quarters floor and go try some?
  1831. Feb 05 01:40:56 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (Don't give people like me your rolls, at least give me a 30 difficulity monster knowlegde check before)
  1832. Feb 05 01:41:14 <Wildfire_[Roses]> ((Oh, so i don't get pony.. Okay
  1833. Feb 05 01:41:16 <Swiftfeather> (huh?)
  1834. Feb 05 01:41:28 <Wildfire_[Roses]> ((I rolled a six
  1835. Feb 05 01:41:31 <Rusty_> Guys im going to the living quarters
  1836. Feb 05 01:41:35 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I restrain Rusty "Hold it!"
  1837. Feb 05 01:41:40 * Wildfire_[Roses] slowly nods
  1838. Feb 05 01:41:40 <Rusty_> !
  1839. Feb 05 01:41:43 * Light_[Soren] pokes Derrick in the leg
  1840. Feb 05 01:41:52 <Rusty_> let go derrick
  1841. Feb 05 01:41:52 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> " I want to go there as weill
  1842. Feb 05 01:41:59 <Rusty_> ok
  1843. Feb 05 01:42:02 <Rusty_> come on then
  1844. Feb 05 01:42:04 <Swiftfeather> Rusty, you NEED that apple juice, it's life or death right now..!
  1845. Feb 05 01:42:05 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "But we need to make a detour"
  1846. Feb 05 01:42:11 <Rusty_> No
  1847. Feb 05 01:42:16 <Rusty_> We go right there!
  1848. Feb 05 01:42:22 * Wildfire_[Roses] looks to her "lets stay mistress..
  1849. Feb 05 01:42:29 * Light_[Soren] takes derrick's pants leg, and pulls it "Deeerriicck."
  1850. Feb 05 01:42:36 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Yes soren?"
  1851. Feb 05 01:42:37 * Rusty_ pulls away
  1852. Feb 05 01:42:37 <Swiftfeather> (If the two pones stay behind, they may get trapped)
  1853. Feb 05 01:42:49 * Rusty_ walks towards the living quarters
  1854. Feb 05 01:42:55 <Swiftfeather> (elevator rusty, elevator)
  1855. Feb 05 01:42:57 <Light_[Soren]> "I'd just slow you guys down if I tried to walk..)
  1856. Feb 05 01:43:04 <Light_[Soren]> "
  1857. Feb 05 01:43:09 * Rusty_ enters the elevator
  1858. Feb 05 01:43:13 * Wildfire_[Roses] lifts stormy on her back
  1859. Feb 05 01:43:13 <Swiftfeather> (Soren, FORT roll)
  1860. Feb 05 01:43:25 <Light_[Soren]> (6)
  1861. Feb 05 01:43:29 <Rusty_> If you are coming you better hurry
  1862. Feb 05 01:43:29 <Wildfire_[Roses]> "Come on mistress" she runs for the elevator
  1863. Feb 05 01:43:30 <Swiftfeather> (You can walk now)
  1864. Feb 05 01:43:36 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I get in
  1865. Feb 05 01:43:42 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> And hit the d1 button
  1866. Feb 05 01:43:51 <Swiftfeather> (Rusty hit the LQ button)
  1867. Feb 05 01:43:54 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> and hold it in
  1868. Feb 05 01:43:54 <Globebutt> (Why does nobody ever take the fucking stairs?)
  1869. Feb 05 01:43:55 <Wildfire_[Roses]> They both get in
  1870. Feb 05 01:44:00 <Light_[Soren]> "R-roses, its fine.. I can walk.."
  1871. Feb 05 01:44:02 <Globebutt> (I swear.)
  1872. Feb 05 01:44:05 <Wildfire_[Roses]> ((Because ammurica
  1873. Feb 05 01:44:06 <Swiftfeather> (Globe, because they are nonexisent :3)
  1874. Feb 05 01:44:13 <Wildfire_[Roses]> "Please mistress..
  1875. Feb 05 01:44:25 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (Because Elevator funtime)
  1876. Feb 05 01:44:30 <Light_[Soren]> "I need to practice using my hooves.. please.."
  1877. Feb 05 01:44:42 <Globebutt> (I will find the fire marshall who approved this ship and keelhaul him personally.)
  1878. Feb 05 01:44:44 <Wildfire_[Roses]> "I..
  1879. Feb 05 01:44:53 <Swiftfeather> (ship was never approved)
  1880. Feb 05 01:45:08 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (Money Money Money)
  1881. Feb 05 01:45:14 <Light_[Soren]> "And just call me Soren, alright? "Mistress" is too long for me."
  1882. Feb 05 01:45:35 <Wildfire_[Roses]> "B.. But mistress..
  1883. Feb 05 01:45:40 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (inb4 Mistress Soren)
  1884. Feb 05 01:45:46 * Rusty_ hits the glowing LQ button and the doors slowly close
  1885. Feb 05 01:45:56 <Swiftfeather> Soren...?? Why would you call mistress by her name? That is one of the most basic laws of being a pet... one of the most disprespectful things you can do....
  1886. Feb 05 01:46:14 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I slam the D1 button, trying to will the elevator my way
  1887. Feb 05 01:46:25 <Swiftfeather> The elevator goes to the LQ floor first, dropping off Rusty
  1888. Feb 05 01:46:29 * Rusty_ pushes you into the wall
  1889. Feb 05 01:46:42 * Rusty_ slams the LQ button
  1890. Feb 05 01:46:44 * Light_[Soren] shakes her head, spelling it out "S. O. R. E. N. Thats it, nothing else."
  1891. Feb 05 01:46:49 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Gah. Fine."
  1892. Feb 05 01:46:51 <Light_[Soren]> (rusty, who did you push?)
  1893. Feb 05 01:46:57 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (mee)
  1894. Feb 05 01:47:00 <Rusty_> (Derrick)
  1895. Feb 05 01:47:02 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I relent.
  1896. Feb 05 01:47:03 <Light_[Soren]> (alright, alright.)
  1897. Feb 05 01:47:16 <Wildfire_[Roses]> I.. I can't mis..
  1898. Feb 05 01:47:29 * Writefag4 (~Pennwick@Rizon-E1DC1620.dyn.centurytel.net) has joined #WUC
  1899. Feb 05 01:47:38 * Rusty_ the doors close
  1900. Feb 05 01:47:38 <Light_[Soren]> "Please.. It would make me happy."
  1901. Feb 05 01:47:59 <Swiftfeather> Oh my... making your mistress happy but insulting her... what can you do about this..? (FORT Roll)
  1902. Feb 05 01:48:27 * Rusty_ the elevator goes off to the living quarters
  1903. Feb 05 01:48:36 <Wildfire_[Roses]> 1
  1904. Feb 05 01:48:37 <Swiftfeather> (Rusty, it's lready at the living quarters)
  1905. Feb 05 01:48:41 <Wildfire_[Roses]> (())
  1906. Feb 05 01:48:42 <Rusty_> (oh)
  1907. Feb 05 01:48:59 <Swiftfeather> (What are you using to roll ?)
  1908. Feb 05 01:49:01 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "soren coming with me for a short trip?"
  1909. Feb 05 01:49:03 * Rusty_ leaves the elevator looking for the juice
  1910. Feb 05 01:49:03 <Wildfire_[Roses]> "A.. Anything for you.. S.. Soran
  1911. Feb 05 01:49:10 <Wildfire_[Roses]> ((The rolly thingy
  1912. Feb 05 01:49:20 <Swiftfeather> (uhh... okay...)
  1913. Feb 05 01:49:33 <Wildfire_[Roses]> ((Lol
  1914. Feb 05 01:49:39 <Light_[Soren]> "T-thank you." *She trots over to Derrick. "Yup! Wouldn't dream of leaving.."
  1915. Feb 05 01:49:41 <Swiftfeather> (*Did not see your roll)
  1916. Feb 05 01:49:53 <Wildfire_[Roses]> ((Odd
  1917. Feb 05 01:49:58 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I hit d1, inteding to return to the captain quaters
  1918. Feb 05 01:50:08 <Swiftfeather> Rusty, you find yourself in a halway with multiple doors, one of them stands ajar, a faint light coming through it
  1919. Feb 05 01:50:18 <Rusty_> Hmm...
  1920. Feb 05 01:50:29 * Wildfire_[Roses] follows her
  1921. Feb 05 01:50:33 <Rusty_> Looks behind him to the lift
  1922. Feb 05 01:50:36 <Rusty_> **
  1923. Feb 05 01:50:50 <Light_[Soren]> (Does roses make it into the elevator?)
  1924. Feb 05 01:50:55 <Swiftfeather> The elevator goes up to the D1 floor (yes)
  1925. Feb 05 01:51:01 <Rusty_> !
  1926. Feb 05 01:51:01 <Wildfire_[Roses]> ((Yeah
  1927. Feb 05 01:51:06 <Rusty_> Fucking great
  1928. Feb 05 01:51:09 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I enter the captain's quaters
  1929. Feb 05 01:51:14 <Swiftfeather> Rusty, you REALLY want that apple juice
  1930. Feb 05 01:51:16 * Rusty_ walks to the ajar door
  1931. Feb 05 01:51:22 * Light_[Soren] folls behind Derrick closely
  1932. Feb 05 01:51:32 * Rusty_ peers through the crack
  1933. Feb 05 01:51:43 * Rusty_ seeing nothing he walks in the room
  1934. Feb 05 01:51:46 * Wildfire_[Roses] is beside soran
  1935. Feb 05 01:51:48 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> How does the time look? where is the ship?
  1936. Feb 05 01:51:58 <Swiftfeather> The sun is beginning to set on the horizon
  1937. Feb 05 01:52:02 <Light_[Soren]> (afk)
  1938. Feb 05 01:52:14 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (dang it)
  1939. Feb 05 01:52:34 * Rusty_ looks for the juice
  1940. Feb 05 01:52:47 <Swiftfeather> Rusty, you see a vial of a vibrant, almost glowing, yellow liquid on the floor
  1941. Feb 05 01:53:10 <Swiftfeather> There is a warning label on the side" Warning! Drinking me will ruin the fun!"
  1942. Feb 05 01:53:32 <Swiftfeather> "(also 150% chance you will die)
  1943. Feb 05 01:53:33 <Swiftfeather> "
  1944. Feb 05 01:53:56 <Rusty_> (T^T)
  1945. Feb 05 01:54:15 <Rusty_> That is not juice what is this shit
  1946. Feb 05 01:54:25 * Rusty_ picks it up ad pockets it
  1947. Feb 05 01:54:28 <Swiftfeather> You find a note nearby the vial
  1948. Feb 05 01:54:34 * Rusty_ picks it up
  1949. Feb 05 01:54:44 <Light_[Soren]> (back)
  1950. Feb 05 01:54:54 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> " I have a theory. This book has only one entry. So.. " I place the captain's log back where I found it " I'm going to see if he comes back to update it. It's been late, want to go back to bed?"
  1951. Feb 05 01:54:58 <Globebutt> (The vial or the note?)
  1952. Feb 05 01:55:00 <Swiftfeather> it reads "Rusty, go to the bottom of the ship into the storage room and search all the boxes until you find a purple liquid, mix them together, feed to most human person"
  1953. Feb 05 01:55:17 * Rusty_ pockets the note
  1954. Feb 05 01:55:17 <Swiftfeather> "Slip it into their drink, you NEED to be the one to get off this ship as a human"
  1955. Feb 05 01:55:38 * Light_[Soren] nods her head at Derrick "What I could use is a good sleep, i'm all anxious, and scared.."
  1956. Feb 05 01:55:49 <Rusty_> Now how do I get there...
  1957. Feb 05 01:55:55 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Let's head back then"
  1958. Feb 05 01:56:15 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> Exits the room and opens the elevator.
  1959. Feb 05 01:56:29 <Wildfire_[Roses]> "I.. I'd love to sleep at your feet mistress
  1960. Feb 05 01:56:32 * Light_[Soren] follows Derrick very closely the entire way
  1961. Feb 05 01:56:43 <Swiftfeather> The ship suddenly rocks hard to the left
  1962. Feb 05 01:56:50 <Light_[Soren]> "I.. I sleep better alo--WHAAA"
  1963. Feb 05 01:56:51 * Rusty_ pockets the note and poison
  1964. Feb 05 01:56:56 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Whoa!"
  1965. Feb 05 01:57:06 * Light_[Soren] tumbles along the floor to the left
  1966. Feb 05 01:57:14 * Wildfire_[Roses] yelps, jumping in front of her mistewss on the left, keeping her stable
  1967. Feb 05 01:57:20 * Rusty_ loses his footing and hits his head on the floor, knocking him out
  1968. Feb 05 01:57:22 <Swiftfeather> (30 degree incline)
  1969. Feb 05 01:57:31 <Wildfire_[Roses]> ((As much as she can
  1970. Feb 05 01:57:36 * Swiftfeather has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
  1971. Feb 05 01:57:39 * Swiftfeather (~Swift@Rizon-586A0EF6.mpls.qwest.net) has joined #WUC
  1972. Feb 05 01:58:00 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Swiftfeather
  1973. Feb 05 01:58:04 * Swiftfeather gives voice to Writefag4
  1974. Feb 05 01:58:18 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I quickly check the windows. has the ship changed cource?
  1975. Feb 05 01:58:23 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> course?
  1976. Feb 05 01:58:27 <Swiftfeather> (weren't you in the elevator?)
  1977. Feb 05 01:58:41 <Light_[Soren]> (we were)
  1978. Feb 05 01:58:44 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> The doors where still open yes?
  1979. Feb 05 01:59:03 <Swiftfeather> (It was an attempt at separaing the ponies from the part pony)
  1980. Feb 05 01:59:11 <Swiftfeather> (:D)
  1981. Feb 05 01:59:26 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (ha)
  1982. Feb 05 01:59:31 <Swiftfeather> the ship suddenly rights itself, the red light above elevator 2 turns off
  1983. Feb 05 01:59:42 * Wildfire_[Roses] pants
  1984. Feb 05 01:59:50 <Light_[Soren]> "Roses, are you alright?"
  1985. Feb 05 01:59:52 <Swiftfeather> *ding* "Elevator 2 is now operational"
  1986. Feb 05 01:59:53 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Huh, Let's get down and find Rusty"
  1987. Feb 05 02:00:53 * Wildfire_[Roses] pants, having a large bruse on her thigh, from taking her hit "y.. Yea mis.. " she looks down panting
  1988. Feb 05 02:01:14 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Any of you need help?"
  1989. Feb 05 02:01:18 <Swiftfeather> (gonna press any buttons in the elevator?)
  1990. Feb 05 02:01:50 <Light_[Soren]> "Y-you dumb liar. You are not alright."
  1991. Feb 05 02:02:08 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (let them have their moment, are they in the elevator?
  1992. Feb 05 02:02:10 * Wildfire_[Roses] sighs "i.. I'm sorry.. I.. I wanted to protect you..
  1993. Feb 05 02:02:14 * DashBoard (~Thunderbi@Rizon-728014AD.ftth.ispfabriek.nl) has joined #WUC
  1994. Feb 05 02:02:20 <Swiftfeather> The elevator doors close
  1995. Feb 05 02:02:28 <Swiftfeather> (Are YOU in the elevator Derrick?)
  1996. Feb 05 02:02:29 * Light_[Soren] shakes her head "I can take care of myself.."
  1997. Feb 05 02:02:34 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> Yes.
  1998. Feb 05 02:02:38 <Light_[Soren]> (Are we in the elevator?)
  1999. Feb 05 02:02:43 <Swiftfeather> (Damnit)
  2000. Feb 05 02:03:11 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I hit the M button. "one sec, we've forgotten someone"
  2001. Feb 05 02:03:11 <Wildfire_[Roses]> ((Lets just say that we are
  2002. Feb 05 02:03:13 <Swiftfeather> Suddenly a voice appears in the elevator
  2003. Feb 05 02:03:23 <Light_[Soren]> (we are)
  2004. Feb 05 02:03:48 <Globebutt> (>voice >appears >mfw seeing sound)
  2005. Feb 05 02:03:48 <Swiftfeather> "Rusty has just ingested a deadly toxin, the only antidote is in the storage room down at the bottom of the ship in the utility area, it is in a purple vial, you have 15 minutes"
  2006. Feb 05 02:04:05 <Swiftfeather> (A voice sounds* shut up h-land)
  2007. Feb 05 02:04:14 <Light_[Soren]> "W-what?!"
  2008. Feb 05 02:04:28 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Huh. Go time!"
  2009. Feb 05 02:04:42 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I hit the M button agian.
  2010. Feb 05 02:04:42 * Rusty_ wakes up in time to hear the announcement
  2011. Feb 05 02:04:48 <Rusty_> hehe
  2012. Feb 05 02:04:55 <Wildfire_[Roses]> "Lets go soren.."
  2013. Feb 05 02:04:55 <Light_[Soren]> "Roses! You go find Rusty! I'll get the antidote with Derrick!"
  2014. Feb 05 02:05:04 * Rusty_ grabs the vial
  2015. Feb 05 02:05:07 <Rusty_> hmm
  2016. Feb 05 02:05:08 <Light_[Soren]> "Don't argue with me, hurry!"
  2017. Feb 05 02:05:12 <Rusty_> heh
  2018. Feb 05 02:05:15 <Wildfire_[Roses]> ((Aperture science anyone?
  2019. Feb 05 02:05:25 <Wildfire_[Roses]> "M.. Mistress!
  2020. Feb 05 02:05:40 <Wildfire_[Roses]> "I.. W.. Where is he?
  2021. Feb 05 02:05:41 <Swiftfeather> Another voice sounds "Give the vial to rusty as soon as you get to him, he has the second ingredient"
  2022. Feb 05 02:05:41 * Rusty_ pulls the vial open and pours the toxin in his mouth, making sure none goes down
  2023. Feb 05 02:05:42 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I hit the LQ, M, and basement buttons.
  2024. Feb 05 02:06:08 <Swiftfeather> (Woah, that's ahrdcore)
  2025. Feb 05 02:06:09 <Light_[Soren]> "Derrick! Its at the basement!"
  2026. Feb 05 02:06:17 <Rusty_> (I know:3)
  2027. Feb 05 02:06:19 <Swiftfeather> The elevator has floor cancel buttons
  2028. Feb 05 02:06:20 <Light_[Soren]> "Roses, I don't know! Just find him!"
  2029. Feb 05 02:06:28 % Servicing ident request from 37.59.105.10
  2030. Feb 05 02:06:31 <Wildfire_[Roses]> "I...
  2031. Feb 05 02:06:33 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "I'm dropping Roses at LQ"
  2032. Feb 05 02:06:37 * Rusty_ goes back so he looks unconscience
  2033. Feb 05 02:06:48 <Light_[Soren]> "Right, right."
  2034. Feb 05 02:07:03 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "And picking up Jared, too"
  2035. Feb 05 02:07:09 * Light_[Soren] begins to nevously hop up and down slightly
  2036. Feb 05 02:07:31 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (elvator action! go!)
  2037. Feb 05 02:07:32 <Swiftfeather> The elevator goes down to the M Deck
  2038. Feb 05 02:07:52 <Light_[Soren]> "Huh? This is the wrong floor!"
  2039. Feb 05 02:07:55 * Wildfire_[Roses] hugs soren tightly
  2040. Feb 05 02:08:02 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I pick up James, I slump him in the elevator
  2041. Feb 05 02:08:11 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "There"
  2042. Feb 05 02:08:18 <Light_[Soren]> "O-oh, sorry.."
  2043. Feb 05 02:08:21 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I hit the door close and Basement buttons
  2044. Feb 05 02:08:22 <Swiftfeather> The doors close, moving down to the LQ floor
  2045. Feb 05 02:08:40 <Light_[Soren]> "Alright, Roses? Find him, and make sure he's safe."
  2046. Feb 05 02:08:42 <Swiftfeather> the doors open
  2047. Feb 05 02:08:48 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Roses! your time to shine!
  2048. Feb 05 02:09:06 * Wildfire_[Roses] runs out tears streaminf
  2049. Feb 05 02:09:17 * Writefag4 (~Pennwick@Rizon-E1DC1620.dyn.centurytel.net) has left #WUC (Leaving)
  2050. Feb 05 02:09:22 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Wanna go with her?
  2051. Feb 05 02:09:27 <Light_[Soren]> "No, just GO!"
  2052. Feb 05 02:09:29 <Swiftfeather> The doors begin to close
  2053. Feb 05 02:09:34 <Swiftfeather> doors closed
  2054. Feb 05 02:09:38 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> Going down!
  2055. Feb 05 02:09:41 * Rusty_ chooses his victim already
  2056. Feb 05 02:09:49 * Wildfire_[Roses] runs looking for rusty
  2057. Feb 05 02:09:58 <Light_[Soren]> "Theres too many boxes down there, you'll never go through all of them by yourself in time!"
  2058. Feb 05 02:10:02 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I pick up Soren and put him on my shoulders again. We need speed
  2059. Feb 05 02:10:10 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I hit the basement button.
  2060. Feb 05 02:10:19 <Swiftfeather> Roses smells osmething beautiful and is stopped in her tracks
  2061. Feb 05 02:10:24 <Swiftfeather> the elevator goes to the basement
  2062. Feb 05 02:10:48 * Wildfire_[Roses] stops shaking as she wants to obey her mistress
  2063. Feb 05 02:10:53 <Swiftfeather> Roses.... do you smell roses? they're coming from that room.... NO! You must find Rusty! (FORT Roll)
  2064. Feb 05 02:11:13 <Wildfire_[Roses]> 4
  2065. Feb 05 02:11:17 <Wildfire_[Roses]> (())
  2066. Feb 05 02:11:18 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I race out and find the Utility room. I begin searching boxes
  2067. Feb 05 02:11:24 * Rusty_ silently gets up and moves to a dark corner
  2068. Feb 05 02:11:40 * Light_[Soren] hops down from his shoulders, and begins to tear through boxes with her teeth
  2069. Feb 05 02:11:42 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I also set Soren down so he can do the same
  2070. Feb 05 02:11:50 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (That works)
  2071. Feb 05 02:12:25 <Swiftfeather> Rusty is still more important! You need to find him... wait... *the ship violently lurches to the right suddenly*
  2072. Feb 05 02:12:37 * Wildfire_[Roses] continues to run around "russsttyy!!
  2073. Feb 05 02:12:47 <Swiftfeather> (Rusty, you are unaffected, you're just pulled at the wall you're against, you chose the right corner)
  2074. Feb 05 02:12:54 <Light_[Soren]> "Aah!" *Soren tumbles to the right, slamming into the wall*
  2075. Feb 05 02:13:06 % Servicing ident request from 64.85.162.200
  2076. Feb 05 02:13:13 <Swiftfeather> A box falls next to soren, revealing the purple vial!
  2077. Feb 05 02:13:30 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I wobble about
  2078. Feb 05 02:13:53 * Wildfire_[Roses] yelps as she falls aganst a wall, breaking a vace, cutting herself even more
  2079. Feb 05 02:13:56 * Light_[Soren] winces as I pull myself from the wall, and pick up the purple vial in my teeth "Leffs gwo!"
  2080. Feb 05 02:14:09 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Are you -- All right!"
  2081. Feb 05 02:14:32 <Light_[Soren]> "Duffnt maffer! Go!"
  2082. Feb 05 02:14:33 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I pick up soren And make it back to the elevator
  2083. Feb 05 02:14:41 * Wildfire_[Roses] shouts loudly "rusty!!!
  2084. Feb 05 02:15:16 * Rusty_ spits the poisen into the vial and seals it
  2085. Feb 05 02:15:27 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I hit the LQ button willing the elevator to work
  2086. Feb 05 02:15:38 <Swiftfeather> the elevator closes and goes to the Living Quarters
  2087. Feb 05 02:15:42 * Rusty_ slumps against the wall and pockets the poison
  2088. Feb 05 02:16:01 <Wildfire_[Roses]> "Rusty!! Where are you!! Please!!!
  2089. Feb 05 02:16:15 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I take the vial
  2090. Feb 05 02:16:40 * Rusty_ stumbles out the room, holding his head from the pain
  2091. Feb 05 02:16:41 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> And put down soren "Go find them"
  2092. Feb 05 02:16:42 <Swiftfeather> Elevator dors open on LQ floor
  2093. Feb 05 02:16:53 * Rusty_ stumbles and hits the floor hard
  2094. Feb 05 02:17:02 <Rusty_> oww...
  2095. Feb 05 02:17:05 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I drag James into the hallway.
  2096. Feb 05 02:17:06 <Swiftfeather> Rusty stumbles into the hallway, directly ahead of the other 3
  2097. Feb 05 02:17:10 * Wildfire_[Roses] runs for rusty "it's okay.."
  2098. Feb 05 02:17:18 <Rusty_> th-thanks
  2099. Feb 05 02:17:19 * Light_[Soren] scrambles out of the elevator with a slight limp, as I run over to Roses and Rusty "Found them!"
  2100. Feb 05 02:17:26 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I race up to rusty and uncork the vial
  2101. Feb 05 02:17:41 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Here! and pour it down his throat!"
  2102. Feb 05 02:17:48 <Swiftfeather> THe purple vial reads "DO NOT DRINK WITHOUT YELLOW!!!!!#*!@$#&Y@!$*&@$#"
  2103. Feb 05 02:17:51 <Rusty_> wh-why?
  2104. Feb 05 02:17:58 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Uh oh...
  2105. Feb 05 02:18:07 <Light_[Soren]> "Rusty, wheres the yellow one?"
  2106. Feb 05 02:18:11 * Rusty_ takes it off you
  2107. Feb 05 02:18:15 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Yellow? where's the yellow?
  2108. Feb 05 02:18:24 * Wildfire_[Roses] was bleeding "d.. Did i do good.. M..
  2109. Feb 05 02:18:26 * Rusty_ pulls the yellow one out and mixes them
  2110. Feb 05 02:18:38 <Swiftfeather> The solution turns an extremely dark, almost black pink
  2111. Feb 05 02:18:42 <Light_[Soren]> "Wait.. Yellow.. Purple... DONT DRINK IT RUSTY!!"
  2112. Feb 05 02:18:46 <Swiftfeather> not like the pink potions like before
  2113. Feb 05 02:18:47 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I force rusty to drink. Don't die!
  2114. Feb 05 02:19:01 * Rusty_ slaps Derrick to the floor
  2115. Feb 05 02:19:16 <Rusty_> The note told me to feed this to someone
  2116. Feb 05 02:19:31 <Wildfire_[Roses]> "I.. I'll take it..
  2117. Feb 05 02:19:33 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "The poision? then?"
  2118. Feb 05 02:19:36 * Light_[Soren] turns her attention to Roses, and she limps over to her "What happend? You are all cut up!"
  2119. Feb 05 02:19:37 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "Where?"
  2120. Feb 05 02:19:42 <Rusty_> What poison?
  2121. Feb 05 02:19:47 <Wildfire_[Roses]> A.. A vase..
  2122. Feb 05 02:19:57 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "You''ve been poisoned
  2123. Feb 05 02:20:10 * Light_[Soren] moves to her side, and grabs a shard in her teeth, softly pulling it out
  2124. Feb 05 02:20:13 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "That purple stuff is the cure!"
  2125. Feb 05 02:20:27 <Rusty_> umm
  2126. Feb 05 02:20:33 * Rusty_ hands the note to derrick
  2127. Feb 05 02:20:46 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "You've go-- What."
  2128. Feb 05 02:20:48 <Rusty_> you got it all mixed up Derrick ^^'
  2129. Feb 05 02:21:08 * Rusty_ pours it down Derricks throat
  2130. Feb 05 02:21:12 * Wildfire_[Roses] whinces as she does
  2131. Feb 05 02:21:14 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I resist!
  2132. Feb 05 02:21:24 <Swiftfeather> (FORT ROLLS FOR RUSTY AND DERRICK)
  2133. Feb 05 02:21:34 <Rusty_> (2)
  2134. Feb 05 02:21:38 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (10)
  2135. Feb 05 02:21:44 <Wildfire_[Roses]> ((Lol
  2136. Feb 05 02:21:51 <Rusty_> (heh)
  2137. Feb 05 02:21:52 * Light_[Soren] hears the struggle "D-Derrick!?"
  2138. Feb 05 02:22:01 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (I lift Heavy PC's around bucko)
  2139. Feb 05 02:22:07 <Swiftfeather> (Rusty > Derrick)
  2140. Feb 05 02:22:17 * Rusty_ forces the drink down his throat
  2141. Feb 05 02:22:19 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (derp)
  2142. Feb 05 02:22:26 * Rusty_ tosses the vial away
  2143. Feb 05 02:22:27 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "He's tryn-- AUGh"
  2144. Feb 05 02:22:32 * Light_[Soren] tackles Rusty to the ground
  2145. Feb 05 02:22:33 <Rusty_> *it is empty*
  2146. Feb 05 02:22:39 * Rusty_ groans
  2147. Feb 05 02:23:01 <Swiftfeather> Derrick feels an intense pain cross his body, his gut feels like it's being melted one billion times over
  2148. Feb 05 02:23:11 <Light_[Soren]> "You little--!" *She hits him across the face with a hoof hard*
  2149. Feb 05 02:23:21 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "uhhhaaaaaaAUGHHHHHH!"
  2150. Feb 05 02:23:22 <Rusty_> I-I was just doing what the note sai- Oww!
  2151. Feb 05 02:23:29 * Rusty_ pushes you off
  2152. Feb 05 02:23:32 * Wildfire_[Roses] pulls sorren back, cowering behind her
  2153. Feb 05 02:23:46 * Light_[Soren] tries to attack rusty more, struggling against Roses
  2154. Feb 05 02:23:49 * Rusty_ runs to the nearest wall, panting heavily
  2155. Feb 05 02:24:00 <Rusty_> I was just listening to the note!!
  2156. Feb 05 02:24:02 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> (Jared, please help)
  2157. Feb 05 02:24:07 * Rusty_ points to the note
  2158. Feb 05 02:24:16 <Rusty_> R-Read it!!
  2159. Feb 05 02:24:25 <Wildfire_[Roses]> "Calm down soren.."
  2160. Feb 05 02:24:31 <Light_[Soren]> "Those notes are trying to kill us! The last time I trusted one, I was turned into a pony!"
  2161. Feb 05 02:24:36 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "ASSSHOOOLE!"
  2162. Feb 05 02:24:44 <Wildfire_[Roses]> "Shh.. It's okay..
  2163. Feb 05 02:24:46 <Rusty_> I-I didn't know!!
  2164. Feb 05 02:24:54 * Rusty_ curls into a ball and cries
  2165. Feb 05 02:25:43 <Light_[Soren]> "The second I get my hooves on you!"
  2166. Feb 05 02:25:52 * Rusty_ runs for the elevator and presses a random button
  2167. Feb 05 02:25:59 <Wildfire_[Roses]> Soren that is enough!
  2168. Feb 05 02:26:15 * Rusty_ backs into a corner for the elevator and sobs
  2169. Feb 05 02:27:03 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I continue writhing in utter pain, the sound echoing down the elevator shaft....
  2170. Feb 05 02:27:23 * Light_[Soren] continues to struggle against roses
  2171. Feb 05 02:27:27 <Swiftfeather> Derrick feels his hands morph into hooves, the pain even worse than what hte other two experienced because of how far less changed he is, he feels hair grow all over his body, his mind is completely wiped as his hips break and snap and twist into smaller pony hips, his body cracking and bending painfully as it shrinks down, his mind feels like a pressure washer is against it, wiping it clean, replacing it with memories of JitterBean, A sweet, yellow p
  2172. Feb 05 02:27:28 <Swiftfeather> egasus mare, addicted to coffee, a nice tatoo of a steaming coffee mug on her ass, which is strangely A LOT more attractive than the other ponies' asses....
  2173. Feb 05 02:27:53 <Swiftfeather> JitterBean feels the urge to find a master immediately
  2174. Feb 05 02:28:19 * Light_[Soren] sees the transformation happening, and stops struggling "N-no!"
  2175. Feb 05 02:28:20 <Rusty_> (Has the elevator gone down yet?)
  2176. Feb 05 02:28:21 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> "I.. *sniff* I....
  2177. Feb 05 02:28:32 <Swiftfeather> No words that JitterBean says can be deciphered by any humans
  2178. Feb 05 02:28:37 * Wildfire_[Roses] widens her eyes at the transformation
  2179. Feb 05 02:28:43 <Wildfire_[Roses]> ((By ponys?
  2180. Feb 05 02:28:49 <Wildfire_[Roses]> Also image?))
  2181. Feb 05 02:29:04 <Swiftfeather> Jitter Bean completely forgets the event that just happened http://i.imgur.com/SJtEq44.png
  2182. Feb 05 02:29:38 * Light_[Soren] pushes Roses off of her with all the strength she can muster, and runs to Derrick "D-derrick!"
  2183. Feb 05 02:29:53 <Rusty_> (Has the elevator gone down yet?)
  2184. Feb 05 02:30:04 <Globebutt> ( http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5639mPIpI1rwev57o1_500.png bonus image)
  2185. Feb 05 02:30:06 <Left_Elba[Derrick]> I sob, and open my eyes, still reeling from the pain. My eyes set on Soren.
  2186. Feb 05 02:30:07 <Swiftfeather> the elevator closes and goes to D2
  2187. Feb 05 02:30:08 * Wildfire_[Roses] runs to him "oh my god.. I..
  2188. Feb 05 02:30:38 * Wildfire_[Roses] hugs her tigtly
  2189. Feb 05 02:30:40 <Swiftfeather> The potion that he just drank has extra writing on the inside of the vial
  2190. Feb 05 02:31:05 * Light_[Soren] quickly goes through Jame's bags, returning with the painkillers. She quickly holds them out to Derrick
  2191. Feb 05 02:31:06 * Left_Elba[Derrick] is now known as Left_Elba[JitterBean]
  2192. Feb 05 02:31:42 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> I stare past the pills, and shakley get up to nuzzle Soren
  2193. Feb 05 02:32:00 <Light_[Soren]> "Derreck! T-take these, they'll help it!"
  2194. Feb 05 02:32:05 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> (can I understand what they are saying?)
  2195. Feb 05 02:32:10 <Globebutt> (Quick reminder of what everyone looks like?)
  2196. Feb 05 02:32:20 <Light_[Soren]> (I'm full mayfly.)
  2197. Feb 05 02:32:21 <Globebutt> (I imagine you can, though you have no clue who Derrick is.)
  2198. Feb 05 02:32:21 <Swiftfeather> Ponies can understand
  2199. Feb 05 02:32:42 <Swiftfeather> (humans can no longer understand you)
  2200. Feb 05 02:32:59 <Swiftfeather> The elevator goes to to D2, opening up to reveal a night sky
  2201. Feb 05 02:33:08 * Wildfire_[Roses] kisses jitter on the lips
  2202. Feb 05 02:33:21 <Swiftfeather> There is a slide and a Ladder labeled "Crow's Nest"
  2203. Feb 05 02:33:27 <Light_[Soren]> "R-roses?! What the hell are you doing!?"
  2204. Feb 05 02:33:32 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> I finish nuzzling, and crouch below at Soren's hooves, looking wide eyed at him
  2205. Feb 05 02:33:42 <Swiftfeather> (Somepony read the writing on the inside of the vial)
  2206. Feb 05 02:33:52 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> "M-M-Master?"
  2207. Feb 05 02:33:55 * Light_[Soren] reads the inside of the vial
  2208. Feb 05 02:34:07 * Rusty_ looks out to the night sky
  2209. Feb 05 02:34:08 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> (Neigh Neigh Languague llooool)
  2210. Feb 05 02:34:24 <Wildfire_[Roses]> "T.. Tell her that i am her master
  2211. Feb 05 02:34:48 <Light_[Soren]> "Derrick, not you too! You have to remember.. please.."
  2212. Feb 05 02:34:55 <Swiftfeather> The inside of the vial reads "The black-pink potion, once successfully mixed, will have a temporary full pony effect, 100% changed, it will die out as soon as the drinker eats a pound of meat"
  2213. Feb 05 02:35:09 <Swiftfeather> Soren nearly vomits at the thought of eating meat
  2214. Feb 05 02:35:26 * Light_[Soren] takes the vial, and smashes it in disgust
  2215. Feb 05 02:35:43 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> "Where's derrick master, are they hurt?"
  2216. Feb 05 02:35:45 * Wildfire_[Roses] sighs "just get some meet
  2217. Feb 05 02:35:48 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> (Neigh)
  2218. Feb 05 02:36:08 <Wildfire_[Roses]> "Y.. You are derrick pet
  2219. Feb 05 02:36:16 <Light_[Soren]> "D-derrick, don't you dare call me Master. It's me, Soren.. remember..?"
  2220. Feb 05 02:36:31 <Light_[Soren]> "Roses, shut up."
  2221. Feb 05 02:36:40 <Swiftfeather> JitterBean: (FORT Roll)
  2222. Feb 05 02:37:02 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> -I'm sure he won't call you names you don't like master- neigh
  2223. Feb 05 02:37:12 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> (1)
  2224. Feb 05 02:37:37 <Swiftfeather> You don't remember a damn thing.
  2225. Feb 05 02:38:41 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> -Did he hurt you master?- I continue to stare up at him from the floor
  2226. Feb 05 02:39:12 * Light_[Soren] begins to back away from Derrick, looking scared
  2227. Feb 05 02:39:19 <Swiftfeather> (BTW, Soren is like completely female at this point)
  2228. Feb 05 02:39:23 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> (afk 1 sec
  2229. Feb 05 02:39:33 <Wildfire_[Roses]> "I.. Is this what i was like?
  2230. Feb 05 02:39:54 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> (Bugger me gimmie 10 minutes)
  2231. Feb 05 02:40:25 <Swiftfeather> You notice jitterbean suddenly freeze up
  2232. Feb 05 02:40:33 <Swiftfeather> (10 minutes, get the meat, fast)
  2233. Feb 05 02:40:41 <Globebutt> (jitters.exe has stopped responding.)
  2234. Feb 05 02:41:00 * Celery (~androirc@Rizon-5C63FF8A.bb.sky.com) has joined #WUC
  2235. Feb 05 02:41:04 <Light_[Soren]> "Roses, come help me find some meat.." *Soren seems on the verge of tears*
  2236. Feb 05 02:41:08 <Swiftfeather> (Rusty_ You there?)
  2237. Feb 05 02:41:14 <Rusty_> (yeah)
  2238. Feb 05 02:41:24 * Rusty_ walks the deck
  2239. Feb 05 02:41:35 <Swiftfeather> (You're on D2, there is not much room to walk..)
  2240. Feb 05 02:41:43 <Rusty_> (What is d2?
  2241. Feb 05 02:41:51 * Light_[Soren] quickly gets into the elevator, and hits "1"
  2242. Feb 05 02:41:51 <Rusty_> (I dont know the layout T^TP
  2243. Feb 05 02:41:53 <Wildfire_[Roses]> "Yes soren..
  2244. Feb 05 02:41:54 <Rusty_> )*
  2245. Feb 05 02:41:59 <Swiftfeather> Deck 2
  2246. Feb 05 02:42:00 * Wildfire_[Roses] follows her
  2247. Feb 05 02:42:12 <Rusty_> (Which looks like?...)
  2248. Feb 05 02:42:42 <Swiftfeather> (I said... it has a slide leading down to the D1 pool... and a ladder leading up to crow's nest)
  2249. Feb 05 02:43:14 * Rusty_ looks at the ladder
  2250. Feb 05 02:43:15 <Swiftfeather> You can't reach the buttons..
  2251. Feb 05 02:43:28 <Swiftfeather> ther are still multiple rooms on the LQ floor that have not been explored yet though
  2252. Feb 05 02:43:32 * Rusty_ sighs and climbs the ladder
  2253. Feb 05 02:43:51 * Light_[Soren] quickly runs in and out of each room, searching for the needed meat
  2254. Feb 05 02:44:11 <Swiftfeather> You come across 2 bedrooms, a REC room, and finally... a kitchen!
  2255. Feb 05 02:44:25 * Wildfire_[Roses] smiles at the kitcheb
  2256. Feb 05 02:44:33 * Light_[Soren] ransacks the kitchen, searching everywhere
  2257. Feb 05 02:44:41 * Rusty_ reaches the crows nest, sits and slumps to the floor
  2258. Feb 05 02:45:21 * Wildfire_[Roses] follows
  2259. Feb 05 02:45:26 <Swiftfeather> the crows nest just has a simple telescope and nothing else, besides a crappy old flag that is folded up in the corner
  2260. Feb 05 02:45:40 <Globebutt> (>examine flag)
  2261. Feb 05 02:45:48 * Rusty_ looks at the flag
  2262. Feb 05 02:45:51 * starlite is now known as starlite-[zzz]
  2263. Feb 05 02:45:56 * Rusty_ picks it up and unfolds it
  2264. Feb 05 02:46:14 <Swiftfeather> You figure out the flag would work better as a blanket, considering it is just a solid blue flag
  2265. Feb 05 02:46:43 * Rusty_ wraps himself in it and closes his eyes, drifting into a deep sleep
  2266. Feb 05 02:47:03 <Swiftfeather> You search all over the kitchen, everywhere except it's industrial sized freezer.. neither of you can get your hooves high enough to reach the handle
  2267. Feb 05 02:47:25 <Light_[Soren]> "Roses, Climb on my back."
  2268. Feb 05 02:47:50 <Swiftfeather> Roses gets distracted by an alluring scent, roses....
  2269. Feb 05 02:48:05 <Swiftfeather> (Roses: FORT Roll...)
  2270. Feb 05 02:48:10 <Wildfire_[Roses]> "Y.. Yes mistress
  2271. Feb 05 02:48:18 * Wildfire_[Roses] she sniffs and grunts
  2272. Feb 05 02:48:37 <Wildfire_[Roses]> 9
  2273. Feb 05 02:48:48 <Wildfire_[Roses]> (())
  2274. Feb 05 02:49:13 <Swiftfeather> You resist the rose scent, overpowering it, you won't let it overcome you, you need to save Derrick!
  2275. Feb 05 02:49:27 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> (I'M VACK
  2276. Feb 05 02:49:43 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> (10 MINUTES!)
  2277. Feb 05 02:49:45 * Wildfire_[Roses] nods, remembering to come back later
  2278. Feb 05 02:49:48 <Light_[Soren]> "get on my back, hurry!"
  2279. Feb 05 02:50:10 <Swiftfeather> (>Pony)
  2280. Feb 05 02:50:13 * Wildfire_[Roses] she climbs on, weighing a lot more than her due to her earth pony body
  2281. Feb 05 02:50:15 <Swiftfeather> (>1 pound of meat)
  2282. Feb 05 02:50:44 * Light_[Soren] winces as she feels the weight press down on her bad leg "O-open the fridge..!"
  2283. Feb 05 02:51:09 * Wildfire_[Roses] she does so
  2284. Feb 05 02:51:11 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> (Where is Jitterbean?)
  2285. Feb 05 02:51:16 <Light_[Soren]> (same spot.)
  2286. Feb 05 02:51:25 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> (Ah)
  2287. Feb 05 02:51:56 <Swiftfeather> The freezer door opens, but it's not really cold, more like a refrigerator... something must have broken during hte power outage... you see plenty of meat, stacked loosely by the pound
  2288. Feb 05 02:52:14 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> My eyes uncloud and I snap to attention - M-Master?!? MASTER! MAASSSTER!!!-
  2289. Feb 05 02:52:15 <Light_[Soren]> (raw?)
  2290. Feb 05 02:52:29 <Swiftfeather> (yes)
  2291. Feb 05 02:53:00 <Light_[Soren]> "roses, you see a stove anywhere?"
  2292. Feb 05 02:53:11 <Swiftfeather> (the meat has been purged of disease already, no sponsor wants their players dying from E Coli or something)
  2293. Feb 05 02:53:31 <Light_[Soren]> (but still, raw meat?"
  2294. Feb 05 02:53:46 <Swiftfeather> Soren thinks for a moment then a realization hits her, cooked meat probably won't work
  2295. Feb 05 02:54:02 * Wildfire_[Roses] nods, getting a pan and throwing the meat on, cooking it on max tempture
  2296. Feb 05 02:54:08 <Swiftfeather> ...
  2297. Feb 05 02:54:09 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> I look around in panic, master no where to be found. -MASTER!-
  2298. Feb 05 02:54:36 <Light_[Soren]> "not enough time Roses!" *She grabs a pound of the stuff in her mouth*
  2299. Feb 05 02:55:06 * Light_[Soren] rushes back to Derrick, plopping the meat down in front of her
  2300. Feb 05 02:55:08 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> -WHERE ARE YOU MASTER! I'M SO SORRY- I start running in a random direction,
  2301. Feb 05 02:55:13 <Swiftfeather> Soren nearly vomits at how bad the meat tastes, how the hell is she going to get jitter to eat a pound of this!?
  2302. Feb 05 02:55:36 * Wildfire_[Roses] grunts smelling the roses as she falls to her knees "aaagh!" She runs over to the roses, inhaling the scent deeply, picking a few of them
  2303. Feb 05 02:55:37 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> -MASTER! I'm sorrysorrysorry I went missing!-
  2304. Feb 05 02:56:13 <Light_[Soren]> "First of all, I'm not master. Second of all, you didn't go missing, we left.."
  2305. Feb 05 02:56:21 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> I Nuzzle master and bow at his hooves, worshipful"
  2306. Feb 05 02:56:33 <Swiftfeather> (his again?)
  2307. Feb 05 02:56:43 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> (Her dammit)
  2308. Feb 05 02:56:46 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> (XD)
  2309. Feb 05 02:57:01 * Light_[Soren] gives her the meat "Y-you have to eat this.."
  2310. Feb 05 02:57:10 * Wildfire_[Roses] inhales the scent of the roses
  2311. Feb 05 02:57:20 <Wildfire_[Roses]> ((Anything twisted?
  2312. Feb 05 02:57:54 <Wildfire_[Roses]> Swiftfeather: *
  2313. Feb 05 02:58:01 <Swiftfeather> (Roses, your pone level has gone below 8, you are no longer calling Soren your mistress)
  2314. Feb 05 02:58:11 <Swiftfeather> (Soren is just soren to you now)
  2315. Feb 05 02:58:29 <Wildfire_[Roses]> ((Does she still feel that level of attraction to her?
  2316. Feb 05 02:58:33 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> I eye the meat =Master ponies don't eat m-m-meat=
  2317. Feb 05 02:58:55 <Light_[Soren]> "I.. please don't make me.."
  2318. Feb 05 02:59:13 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> (i'm still speaking horse)
  2319. Feb 05 02:59:22 <Swiftfeather> Jitterbean is /REALLY/ attracted to butts... and her butt is REALLY attractive... she begins to get edgy, glancing repeatedly at Soren and Roses' butts
  2320. Feb 05 02:59:35 * Wildfire_[Roses] dashes upstairs with a few roses, she grabs the meet and shoves it in her mouth
  2321. Feb 05 02:59:51 * Wildfire_[Roses] puts meet up ahole))
  2322. Feb 05 03:00:02 <Swiftfeather> (what?)
  2323. Feb 05 03:00:16 <Wildfire_[Roses]> ((Cuz she likes buts
  2324. Feb 05 03:00:28 <Light_[Soren]> "D-derrick, if you don't eat it.. I'll.. I'll make you eat it!"
  2325. Feb 05 03:00:35 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> Ignoring the meat, I press past master and pressure her to sit down
  2326. Feb 05 03:00:47 <Globebutt> (Not as much as coffee, but she does like butts.)
  2327. Feb 05 03:01:07 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> =I'm sure derrick will gladly eat that meat, master. let me massage you..=
  2328. Feb 05 03:01:13 <Swiftfeather> (oh god that would be glorious... a butt cutie mark)
  2329. Feb 05 03:01:19 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> (Still speaking horse)
  2330. Feb 05 03:01:24 <Wildfire_[Roses]> "Eat it..
  2331. Feb 05 03:01:25 <Light_[Soren]> "What is your name?"
  2332. Feb 05 03:01:40 * Light_[Soren] quietly sits down, trying a different approach
  2333. Feb 05 03:01:44 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> =Jitterbean, Master=
  2334. Feb 05 03:02:00 <Light_[Soren]> "Jitterbean.
  2335. Feb 05 03:02:08 <Light_[Soren]> I am kindly asking you to eat this.."
  2336. Feb 05 03:02:32 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> =B-but-but it will make me.. sick=
  2337. Feb 05 03:02:42 <Wildfire_[Roses]> "No it won't!
  2338. Feb 05 03:02:52 <Wildfire_[Roses]> "Its a veggie burger..
  2339. Feb 05 03:02:55 <Swiftfeather> Oh my JitterBean, what do you do? YOu do not want to get sick, but the desire to follow your master's orders is just as strong (FORT)
  2340. Feb 05 03:03:14 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> (7)
  2341. Feb 05 03:03:36 <Swiftfeather> You sigh and give in... you will eat the meat as long as it makes your master happy..
  2342. Feb 05 03:04:07 * Wildfire_[Roses] is now known as Stormy_[Roses]
  2343. Feb 05 03:04:10 <Swiftfeather> (time to watch a vegetarian pony eat a fucking pound of raw meat)
  2344. Feb 05 03:04:24 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> My eyes begin to water.. =All r-right mas-- *heave* master=
  2345. Feb 05 03:05:06 * Light_[Soren] turns my head away, almost throwing up at the sight "T.. Thats a good girl..."
  2346. Feb 05 03:05:28 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> I eye the disgusting pile of meat a head of me, and with extreme trepidation, I slowly make my way to it.
  2347. Feb 05 03:05:48 <Swiftfeather> (oh god yes this is amazing)
  2348. Feb 05 03:05:55 <Light_[Soren]> "I.. I'm sorry..."
  2349. Feb 05 03:06:22 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> I lean forward, my bottom lip trembling open
  2350. Feb 05 03:06:52 * Rusty_ wakes up slowly
  2351. Feb 05 03:07:16 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> I bite down on the meat, but find I cannont tear a peice away to make a mouthful.
  2352. Feb 05 03:07:23 <Swiftfeather> (might start wrapping it up soon)
  2353. Feb 05 03:07:34 <Light_[Soren]> (please do.. )
  2354. Feb 05 03:07:37 * Rusty_ looks around and climbs down the ladder
  2355. Feb 05 03:07:50 <Rusty_> I-I need to say sorry...
  2356. Feb 05 03:07:54 <Light_[Soren]> "JitterBean... S.. Stop!"
  2357. Feb 05 03:08:09 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> My toungue bearly stops from touching the lump
  2358. Feb 05 03:08:10 * Rusty_ steps into the elevator
  2359. Feb 05 03:08:17 <Stormy_[Roses]> "Light..
  2360. Feb 05 03:08:20 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> I get up and scramble to master
  2361. Feb 05 03:08:20 <Swiftfeather> Come on Jitter... You can do this... you don't need to ask for help, Don't stop! you won't give up now! You'll never let a challenge go!
  2362. Feb 05 03:08:33 <Light_[Soren]> "I can't make you do this!"
  2363. Feb 05 03:08:45 <Swiftfeather> (FORT Roll)
  2364. Feb 05 03:08:53 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> I Turn back to the meat, back to master
  2365. Feb 05 03:09:06 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> (4)
  2366. Feb 05 03:09:10 * Rusty_ presses the button for LQ
  2367. Feb 05 03:09:22 <Swiftfeather> Soren, you realize that Jitter RRREAAALLY likes coffee..... what if you poured coffee over the meat?
  2368. Feb 05 03:09:23 <Stormy_[Roses]> "Look.. Soren.. She has to..
  2369. Feb 05 03:09:48 * Light_[Soren] rushes back into the kitchen, and looks for cofee
  2370. Feb 05 03:10:02 * Rusty_ watches the doors close and the lift go down
  2371. Feb 05 03:10:15 * Nightgleam (~chatzilla@Rizon-4A90BAD4.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #WUC
  2372. Feb 05 03:10:16 <Swiftfeather> the elevator arrives at the Living Quarters floor
  2373. Feb 05 03:10:38 * Rusty_ walks out, his head never leaving the floor
  2374. Feb 05 03:10:50 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> I follow behind her, crying =I'msosorrymasterican'tdoitit'shorrblethankyouforstoppingIwillneverfailyouagain
  2375. Feb 05 03:10:52 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> =
  2376. Feb 05 03:10:59 * Swiftfeather gives voice to Nightgleam
  2377. Feb 05 03:11:12 * Light_[Soren] returns a few minutes later with a pot of coffee, as she pours it over the meat
  2378. Feb 05 03:11:38 * Rusty_ sees the three ponies and stops in his tracks
  2379. Feb 05 03:12:01 <Swiftfeather> Jitter, damn, you thought that meat was just going to be thrown out, but WHY WOULD YOUR MISTRESS WASTE THE COFFEE ON MEAT???!?!! You like.. HAVE TO EAT IT now!
  2380. Feb 05 03:12:04 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> =...i'msorryican'tits-- it-ss-- is that coffeee??"
  2381. Feb 05 03:12:07 * Light_[Soren] turns her head slowly towards rusty
  2382. Feb 05 03:12:45 <Light_[Soren]> "What are /you/ doing here?" *She says the name with venom*
  2383. Feb 05 03:13:22 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> I dive at the meat, put my mouth around a flap and try my best to tear a bit away
  2384. Feb 05 03:13:23 * Stormy_[Roses] holds light
  2385. Feb 05 03:13:48 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> My stomache gives a dry lurch
  2386. Feb 05 03:13:51 <Rusty_> I-I came to say im sorry...
  2387. Feb 05 03:14:07 <Swiftfeather> You manage to tear the non-tender meat, it tastes friggen amazing with the coffee but the thought of meat still makes you sick
  2388. Feb 05 03:14:40 <Light_[Soren]> "Don't apologize to me. Apologize to the pony who is currently being forced to eat a pound of meat.."
  2389. Feb 05 03:14:46 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> I finally manage to tear a strip away, chew hurredly and swallow as fast as I can
  2390. Feb 05 03:15:03 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> I dive right back on the lump, crying my eyes out.
  2391. Feb 05 03:15:22 <Swiftfeather> (Coffee does amazing things)
  2392. Feb 05 03:15:27 <Swiftfeather> (Like making a pony eat raw meat)
  2393. Feb 05 03:15:34 * Rusty_ walks up to jitterbean
  2394. Feb 05 03:15:42 * Rusty_ sits next to her
  2395. Feb 05 03:15:46 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> But pretty soon, I've almost got it all down.
  2396. Feb 05 03:15:48 * Light_[Soren] returns to the kitchen, gets another pot of coffee, and pours it over the meat again
  2397. Feb 05 03:15:52 <Rusty_> I-I'm sorry...
  2398. Feb 05 03:16:12 <Swiftfeather> JitterBean is far too busy with the coffee-flavored meat
  2399. Feb 05 03:16:58 <Rusty_> is she having trouble swallowing it?...
  2400. Feb 05 03:17:20 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> I take a final swallow, and slink back to master's hooves. = I hope I.. I- did everything m-m-master=
  2401. Feb 05 03:17:21 <Globebutt> (I'd expect the trouble to be /chewing/.)
  2402. Feb 05 03:17:33 <Swiftfeather> ( ^)
  2403. Feb 05 03:17:36 <Globebutt> (Can be hard enough when it's well cooked and you've a knife, fork, and canines.)
  2404. Feb 05 03:18:05 * Light_[Soren] hugs Jitterbean Tightly, softly crying "You did perfect.."
  2405. Feb 05 03:18:27 <Swiftfeather> JitterBean begins to feel an odd rumbling in her stomach....
  2406. Feb 05 03:18:31 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> =T-Th-Thank you master=
  2407. Feb 05 03:18:40 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> =I don't feel well=
  2408. Feb 05 03:19:00 <Light_[Soren]> "T-thats normal.. but you should turn back any minute now.."
  2409. Feb 05 03:19:03 <Stormy_[Roses]> "Shh.. Its okay
  2410. Feb 05 03:19:07 <Light_[Soren]> (I see this coming from a mile away.)
  2411. Feb 05 03:19:15 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> =oooooh... turn b-baack?=
  2412. Feb 05 03:19:59 * Light_[Soren] lightly strokes her mane "shhh, don't worry..."
  2413. Feb 05 03:20:03 <Swiftfeather> JitterBean feels a horrible, tearing sensation in her hooves, which split into 4 fingers and a thumb, the bone breaking to make the wrist....
  2414. Feb 05 03:20:25 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> =M-M-Master.. I-- AHHHHHHH!=
  2415. Feb 05 03:21:05 * Light_[Soren] turns her head away from the scene, unable to watch
  2416. Feb 05 03:21:14 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> =HELP MEEEEEE--= " HELP ME IT HURTS MAASTER!"
  2417. Feb 05 03:21:29 * Stormy_[Roses] hugs her tightly
  2418. Feb 05 03:21:50 * Light_[Soren] doesn't move an inch, and begins to cry harder with her head still turned
  2419. Feb 05 03:22:52 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> I Attempt to crawl and shuffle towards master. "WHY DOES IT HURT MASTER?"
  2420. Feb 05 03:23:12 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> I curl up behind her.
  2421. Feb 05 03:23:19 <Swiftfeather> JitterBean's Legs begin to grow ant an extremely accelerated pace, causing even more pain, her hind hooves splitting into toes and ankles. Her pelvic-area bones painfully disjoint themselves and replace themselves in a bipedal position, Jitter can feel all of this in her, the pain immense.
  2422. Feb 05 03:23:27 <Swiftfeather> (gradual pain doesn't hurt lol)
  2423. Feb 05 03:23:32 <Swiftfeather> (Gradual change*)
  2424. Feb 05 03:23:47 * Rusty_ cringes at the changes
  2425. Feb 05 03:24:03 * Light_[Soren] shivers at the sound of the cracking bones, crying harder
  2426. Feb 05 03:24:25 * Stormy_[Roses] hugs her tighter, trying to keep her relaxed
  2427. Feb 05 03:24:36 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> "M-M-masterrrrr" I wimper
  2428. Feb 05 03:24:53 <Stormy_[Roses]> Shh.. It's okay..
  2429. Feb 05 03:25:26 * Light_[Soren] collapses into a sobbing heap, still facing away from JitterBean
  2430. Feb 05 03:25:40 <Globebutt> (And then there was a naked man crying on the floor.)
  2431. Feb 05 03:27:00 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> (Do I still have my previous changes?)
  2432. Feb 05 03:27:07 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> (Tail
  2433. Feb 05 03:27:30 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> , hair, ears, lady parts?)
  2434. Feb 05 03:27:54 <Rusty_> (swiftfeather?)
  2435. Feb 05 03:28:26 <Globebutt> (Hold a sec; she might be talking with someone. The internet seems pretty busy right now.)
  2436. Feb 05 03:29:41 <Rusty_> D-Derrek?...
  2437. Feb 05 03:30:00 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> "Uggh....."
  2438. Feb 05 03:30:09 <Rusty_> a-are you ok?...
  2439. Feb 05 03:30:11 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> (One sec)
  2440. Feb 05 03:31:31 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> (Hope I'm rp'ing ok over text)
  2441. Feb 05 03:32:41 <Rusty_> it is good
  2442. Feb 05 03:33:35 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> (prefer voice, myself, though it i do end up playing the largest of hams)
  2443. Feb 05 03:34:47 <Rusty_> (shit forgot brackets on last thing said :/)
  2444. Feb 05 03:35:10 <Rusty_> Are you ok derrek?...
  2445. Feb 05 03:36:00 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> (I need some more info before I continue, rusty)
  2446. Feb 05 03:36:10 <Rusty_> (Ok)
  2447. Feb 05 03:37:31 <Light_[Soren]> (well, tomorrow is going to be fun. 3 hours of sleep, woohoo."
  2448. Feb 05 03:38:22 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> (Swift, are we packing up here for tonight? or are we continuing?)
  2449. Feb 05 03:38:44 * Egg_Discord (~EggDiscor@Rizon-6101B98C.hsv.bellsouth.net) has joined #WUC
  2450. Feb 05 03:39:12 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> (Swiftfeather? ^^)
  2451. Feb 05 03:40:32 <Globebutt> (...Swift's probably talking with Jack and/or Night.)
  2452. Feb 05 03:40:50 <Light_[Soren]> (Yeah. I'll just stay on standby..)
  2453. Feb 05 03:40:53 <Rusty_> her comp is on
  2454. Feb 05 03:40:59 <Rusty_> Skype is still up
  2455. Feb 05 03:41:15 <Light_[Soren]> (Maybe she fell asleep?)
  2456. Feb 05 03:42:20 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> (Feels probably happened. Sometimes you really need to help your friend out)
  2457. Feb 05 03:42:47 <Rusty_> yeah
  2458. Feb 05 03:43:01 <Rusty_> I say we just pack up and continue tomorrow
  2459. Feb 05 03:43:28 * Stormy_[Roses] has quit (Quit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLQX2XQfYQsg)
  2460. Feb 05 03:43:34 <Light_[Soren]> (If she isn't back in 17 mins, i'm calling it a night.)
  2461. Feb 05 03:44:16 <Left_Elba[JitterBean]> (Sounds good enough
  2462. Feb 05 03:44:32 <Rusty_> ok
  2463. Feb 05 03:46:27 * Left_Elba[JitterBean] is now known as Left_Elba[Undefined]
  2464. Feb 05 03:50:18 <Light_[Soren]> (forget it, i'm out. Night.)
  2465. Feb 05 03:50:22 * Light_[Soren] has quit (Quit: Leaving)
  2466. Feb 05 03:50:26 <Left_Elba[Undefined]> (Night)
  2467. Feb 05 03:50:59 <Rusty_> night
  2468. Feb 05 03:51:36 * Left_Elba[Undefined] is now known as Left_Elba
  2469. Feb 05 03:52:00 <Left_Elba> (Swiftfeather, We're done here for tonight, I have logs, If needed.)
  2470. Feb 05 03:52:24 <Rusty_> (Hey left did you wanna pm?
  2471. Feb 05 03:52:42 <Left_Elba> (PM Who?)
  2472. Feb 05 03:53:25 <Rusty_> (You :p)
  2473. Feb 05 03:54:10 <Left_Elba> (If you wanna, I guess)
  2474. Feb 05 03:54:58 * Rusty_ is now known as Ember
  2475. Feb 05 04:00:38 * Swiftfeather has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  2476. Feb 05 04:01:28 * Egg_Discord has quit (Quit: Leaving)
  2477. Feb 05 04:08:54 * Swiftfeather (~Swift@Rizon-586A0EF6.mpls.qwest.net) has joined #WUC
  2478. Feb 05 04:12:13 <Left_Elba> (Swiftfeather, we've finshed for the night, some people wandered off before you got back)
  2479. Feb 05 04:12:19 <Left_Elba> (I have logs)
  2480. Feb 05 04:12:32 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Swiftfeather
  2481. Feb 05 04:12:37 <Swiftfeather> (I'm sorry...)
  2482. Feb 05 04:12:41 <Swiftfeather> (Goodnight...
  2483. Feb 05 04:13:23 <Left_Elba> (It's fine, I'm sure we can pick this up tommorrow or something
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