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- >two Rio mesa dances in the span of two months.
- >They both take place in a pink house where the interior is solid hot pink.
- >Looks like a whorehouse.
- >First dance - went but hung out in a room with a bunch of nerds and the Gucci Gang.
- >We all got super fucking high.
- >I was teleported into this factory.
- >Fist fought Neo-Viet Cong members.
- >Turns out I was tripping.
- >Sober up, check my youtube channel. I posted like 4 videos while high, they all have a good couple hundred views.
- >Delete before my little sister sees (shes subbed.)
- >Mom catches me high. I blame the smell on Matt's BO. She cries.
- >First dance ends. Time skip to second dance.
- >Second dance - somehow ended up with jade from victorious.
- >Simmed up to end of party, dream me doesnt even remember partying. Jade insists she had a good time.
- >We're cuddling in some pink bed, shes very defensive of any sexual advancements, which are all accidental.
- >She goes to do more hard drugs.
- >Im lying in her bed while she makes out with her boyfriend.
- >Get text from girl named Jocelyn who I've never talked to irl.
- >Tells me "either you or him was lying."
- >Dont know what shes talking about.
- >He wants to beat me up.
- >Go downstairs.
- >Ppl are cleaning up the party, mostly elders and kids.
- >I hide the fact that im still a little buzzed and go outside.
- >Still a couple people hanging. Dont recognize any of them. Am freaking out.
- >Some of them live in my neighborhood so we walk home together.
- >It's night and I'm scared of walking around at night irl so this is like a weirdly calm nightmare.
- >At this point I realized the house was actually Fitness19.
- >Get home. Dad asks how the dance was. I shrug because I don't remember and the end was uh pretty fuckin shitty.
- >Go to my room. Open the door. Its the same room I was in with Jade.
- >Same house but this time it's mine.
- >Get in bed. Be naked.
- >Suddenly the room is full of people.
- >Apparently the dance was disney graffiti themed and we were at disneyland.
- >Everyone's a jock.
- >Jade tells me she'll bang me if I can play the saxophone, and I'm just like "Suck my dick bitch."
- >Blonde dude, couple inches and about 50 pounds on me is on top of the bed.
- >He starts laughing. I tell him to suck my dick too, risky move but it pays off.
- >He's instantly my bro at this party.
- >My mom heard me say that tho so I apologize and shes gone now.
- >Officially back at the party house without moving.
- >Open the door to the deck (not naked anymore.)
- >There's neo-Viet Cong everywhere shouting about capitalism.
- >Fire at the Viet Cong with my M16.
- >Blond dude is platoon leader.
- >I move up onto the balcony.
- >Shoot viet cong from the balcony.
- >Get ambushed by viet cong jumping off the roof.
- >Beg for my life.
- >Get shot in the head.
- >Die.
- >Wake up about three feet from where I died and shoot the viet cong back.
- >I'm traumatized
- >Run back to the room.
- >Platoon Leader covers my back.
- >We start shooting the viet cong that are chasing me together.
- >He has a real gun but my m16 disappeared so I'm using an imaginary heavy machine gun.
- >Still getting kills somehow, saving his ass.
- >Viet Cong stop attacking.
- >I go back to bed.
- >Dream ends soon after that but I forgot what happened.
- >Jade was involved.
- >Wake up
- >Sweat everywhere
- Side note: there were a bunch of recurring side quests, details, and themes apart from the main story but they were too small to include. Included things like Jades boyfriend and I arguing and me doing crazy shit on my phone. Might have had a part in me waking up traumatized.
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