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4chan helluva boss story - asmodeus anon part 5

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  1. from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #665.994, #674
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  3. >she was actually worried when Moxxie attacked him - who knew the lil' nerd had it in him?
  4. >and it only took one well-placed (or ill-placed, depending on who you ask) retort from Blitzo
  5.  
  6. >also, Millie was pregnant...
  7. >Huh...
  8. >she didn't really know how she felt about that...
  9. >one the one hand, cool, she'll be out of her hair for a while...
  10. >...but that was already happening since SHE was in the hospital
  11. >on the other... Well, the two will finally become a "proper" family
  12. >Moxxie's back in the music biz, and if the clickbaity pages are right, he'll also be teaching in the same school as that Mayberry woman
  13.  
  14. >Loona wondered if she was in on the whole thing, when the door to her room opened
  15. >in rolled, all bandaged up, with an IV drip of his own, Blitzo
  16. >he still groaning in pain, with a broken arm, several fractured ribs, a scrotum that had been punted damn near flat, and his upper half covered with bruises that slightly bled through the bandages
  17. >the doctor - Ker, as she introduced herself, after Loona plucked up the courage to talk with her (thankfully, her baby was fine after the brief aerial escapade she put him through) - told her that he'll be her new roommate
  18.  
  19. >as she left, Blitzo briefly came to, and looked to the side...
  20. >eyes widening, as he noticed the bemused Hellhound
  21. >"L-Loonie?"
  22. >she just shook her head
  23. >"You fcked up." she said, simply
  24. >with a groan, Blitzo just set his head back on the pillow
  25. -
  26. >Blitzo would eventually leave the hospital some months later, before Loona could
  27. >in that time, I.M.P.'s office, along with the entire building it was in, was demolished
  28. >the company had been legally liquidated, and the imp found himself summoned before a now cold a distant Prince Stolas
  29. >while Anon paid for his hospital bills, he wasn't around to pay for his own flat, and that, combined with his pre-existing debts, left him completely bankrupt
  30. >not even able to hire a lawyer, not that that would've helped
  31. >found complicit in the breach of protocol together with Stolas, and even higher penalty was placed upon him for TECHNICALLY stealing the book - in reality, though, this was just the nobility's attempt at saving face
  32. >ultimately, Stolas convinced the court to lessen his death sentence
  33. >in return, however, he made Blitzo his indentured servant
  34. >the months they spent apart, the scandal he caused, and the many reports of the imp's misdeed had doused his attraction to him
  35.  
  36. >that, of course, wouldn't stop him from using the imp as marital aid in the future, as he was at the leisure to do so: Blitzo had become his servant for life
  37. >this, of course, meant he no longer had to worry about food or bills...
  38. >...but also meant he was now little more than walking furniture for the Goetian
  39. >and he was treated as such, at least, initially
  40. >Stolas wasn't one to keep grudges, and, with the imp now shared between them, his wife Stella also found the former homewrecker to be amicable
  41.  
  42. >once out of the hospital, Loona was promptly hired as Octavia's bodyguard, and the two developed a bond and fast friendship
  43. >free from syphilis, the Hellhound would've loved to celebrate her recovery with debauchery, but finding her adoptive father took priority, and so, there she was
  44. >as time went on, they were joined by Blitzo's siblings, with her twin sister finally free from rehab, and their older sibling just looking for a place to settle down
  45. -
  46. >Moxxie's time in the limelight went on for a couple of years
  47. >he never quite reached superstardom, but his steady release of songs alongside Verosika secured him a decent career in the industry, which he backed up as a music teacher
  48. >Millie became a housewife for a spill, but as soon as their daughter was born, she was quick to return to work
  49. >with I.M.P. gone, she bounced between jobs, being a part-time P.E. teacher at the same school Moxxie and Mayberry thought at, before becoming a martial arts and self-defense tutor...
  50. >...with some bouts of vigilantism, whenever she became bored
  51. >she wasn't alone, though - while Moxxie preferred the guitar and song to the gun, it still wouldn't stop him from sniping some crooks, from time to time
  52. >they never went after big targets - not wanting to mingle with the criminal underground, as Moxxie was familiar enough with their shenanigans - but they "kept the neighborhood clean"
  53. >with their mission successful, Verosika enjoyed the limelight of her renewed career, and her relationship with Anon
  54. >Mayberry remained something of a third wheel for them, until she finally decided to leave for the Hotel of the Princess
  55. >but not before seeing through the education of Moxxie and Millie's daughter as her elementary homeroom teacher
  56.  
  57. >with her gone, Anon himself could finally pluck up the courage he needed
  58. >he popped the question after Verosika returned from her biggest tour yet, and, to his surprise, she said yes
  59. >well, she just gave him french kiss, actually, but he took it as a yes
  60. >his old man gave his blessings to it, and they were engaged for only a month before being married properly
  61.  
  62. >they would visit Mayberry at the Hotel, from time to time, and always left ample donations to it, much to Princess Charlie's delight
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  64. So in the asmodeus anon stories, asmodeus is mentioned being a dck to lucifer
  65. Does he hate lucifer or...?
  66. -
  67. Oh no, you're mistaken ! It just means that he's a service top to Lulu.
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