[FR] Floofershy (A kind-of collaboration)

Props to the Anon who did the second part
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>Chest Day in Equestria
>Be Anonymous
>You're sitting at home munching on a big bowl of Beep-o's
>Taste the delicious!, the cheery mascot proclaims
>As you begin to slurp down the cereal milk, you hear a knock at the door
>It's fluffernutter, or whatever her name is
-sigh-
>You get up and answer your door, as you've done every day this year
Hey Buh-
>"G-good morning Anon, are welder's masks y-" *SLAM
I-it can't be...
>When you open the door again, you see that it indeed can be
>It's your ultimate fetish: Chest Floof
>And Fluttershy has it in spades
H-hey Fluttershy, 'fraid n-not, haha. W-what's that on your chest, i-if you're okay with me asking?
>"Oh, th-ow"
>She smacked the bottom of her welder's mask into her chest, making her floof puff out around it
>dickisdiamonds.exe
>"T-this is just chest fluff. It happens to pegasi blahblah molt, and blahblaembarassinghblahblah"
>Your horny mind filtered out most of the things after floof
>And in your aroused state, you know what you must do
>You need to touch it
H-hey, do you mind if I touch it? I-if that's okay with you...
>You reach towards her glorious floof, but she sidesteps
>Her face is a deep crimson, her eyes a teal mix of rage and embarassment
>"BUT I POOF FROM THERE!", she screams as she runs off.
>Some of the blood rushes back to your head when she screams
>Looking down, you hurry back inside before anyone else can catch sight of your pants mountain
>And then you formulate a plan
>Because you WILL put your dick in that floof, even if it means
>Fucking Fluttershy


>"Hey."
>You look over toward your window and see Rainbow Dash laying lazily in the sill.
>The summer sun is blazing down on her absolutely gigantic fluffy chest.
>"Wassup?" She gives you a cocky smile.
>You can't take your eyes off of that chest floof.
>It's huge.
>It makes Fluttershy's look like a cuckcart from Walmart, and Rainbow Dash's is one of those beefy carts from Target with the security function.
"H-Hey Rainbow, what's uh.... What's..."
>She bites into an apple, seeming to enjoy you staring at her floof.
>Seems like she also dropped a bunch of sticks on the ground below.
>"Just came by to tell you I made a nest in the park. You should come check it out sometime."
>The park?
>You've noticed a lot of pegasi hurrying around the park lately, making noises and doing odd frantic dances.
"Sure. What's going on with your chest though?"
>She looks down at her chest and it seems to pulse, making your balls ache.
>"Oh this? It's pretty big, huh? Other pegasi would have trouble flying with this gorged beast, but I do what I can."
>She drops the apple outside and pulls out a piece of a broken blue bottle from under one of her wings.
>"Hey, I brought you some blue. Anyway, come check out my nest soon. It's totally awesome."
>She drops the piece of blue glass on the floor of your living room where all of the sticks she brought lay.
>With that, she flies away.
>Fuck.
>Now you have to go to the park.
>Your dick WILL go into that monstrous floof.

>You head towards the park, idly twirling the blue piece of glass about in your fingers
>Were you really going to do this?
>Potentially destroy your stalker's friendship with Rainbow Dash just to get some floof?
>Yes. Yes you are.
>Following the lingering rainbow contrail that seems to follow Dash everywhere she goes, you arrrive at her nest.
>You take a few deep breaths to prepare yourself for the ecstasy that is about to unfold
HHHHHEEEE.
HHHOOOOOOO.
>"Did you say 'blue'?", a voice behind you asks
>Turning around you see a stallion, his head tilted a bit to the side
I'm sorry?
>His chest is mighty fluffy as well, but he's not pulling it off like Rainbow and Fluttershy did
>"You...you brought me blue?"
>His wings seem to perk up a bit more as he says this
Uhh
>He's getting closer to you, his wings growing wider
>And then he does a quick dive to the left
>Then to the right
Yeah, you ain't having this blue
>You turn away, to drive home the point, but he starts doing his weird dive-dance in front of you again
>"Blue. Blue. Blue. Blue"
>First it's just the stallion in front of you, but then others join in
>And they all start doing that weird dive-dance towards you
Oh no
>They want to smash
>Panicking, you hold the blue aloft and yell
BLUE!
>before tossing it into Rainbow's nest and running away
SORRY RAINBOW, I AM MANY KINDS OF THINGS BUT GAY AIN'T ONE OF THEM!
>You run and run, going to the only safe place you know: Twilight's Treehouse
>She's smart, and plus she's like the cool, more social younger sister you never had
>If anyone could tell you how to get that floof, it's her
>When you get to the door, you throw it open and slam it shut behind you
>"Anon? What's the matter? Is it tax season already?" Twilight asks, concern coloring her voice
No big D, Twi, I was ju-uhhhh
>But it was a big D
>A very conflicted big D
>In your hast to get away from stallion dong, you had forgotten that Twilight was a kinda-pegasus
>And boy did she have the floof to prove it

Oh sweet baby horse jesus
>Twilight approaches you with a look of concern on her face
>Of all ponies, why did she have to have the floof too?
>"Are you okay, Anon? You seem a little feverish..."
>She lifts her hoof up towards your forehead, her floof pillowing around your chest
>It's almost heavenly
I'm f-fine, Twi, I j-just...
>You look around frantically for something to distract you
>Upon seeing Spike, your boner deflates, at least for the moment
Just came over to plan my Advanced Ogre and Oubliettes game with Spike! Isn't that right little guy?
>Spike looks at Twilight, then at you
>The silence reminds you that glorious, shameful floof is on your chest, and you feel yourself begin to stiffen
>"That's right Twi! I wanted to go over how AO&O is outdated and why we should be playing GURPS instead-"
>"Please buy it", you plead as Spike rambles on about dice and percentage rolls
>"Okay! You two boys have fun! If you need me, I'll be in the map room" Twilight beams, and then heads off
>You let out an wistful, barely audible moan as the floof leaves you, tears in your eyes
Th-thank you Spike, I don't think I could have held out much longer.
>Spike, meanwhile, has a bemused expression plastered on his face
>"Really, Anon? Isn't she practically your sister?"
Don't you judge me, you horsefucker.
>You open the door and turn to head outside
And GURPS IS SHIT!, you say as you slam the door
>You laugh as you hear the muffled sounds of Spike screaming, and then you head back to your house
>The day's events have you in a bad mood though, so you don't pay much attention to where you're going, nor how long you've been walking
Is one floof too much to ask for?, you wonder aloud as you kick a wall
>Wait, a wall?"
>Looking at your surroundings, you see you've somehow ended up at Canterlot
>Inside the Royal Palace
>"AH! Oh hello, Anonymous. How did you get here?"
>And inside of Celestia's bedroom
>Her chest is heaving with a mix of surprise and rage
>And sweet solar floof

You know what? Fuck it.
>You march towards Princess Sunbutt, and she backs up with each step you take
I'm tired! I'm horny! I've got balls so blue that they're gonna be in the new Crayola box!
>You drop your pants and begin shuffling towards Celestia, to emphasize your point
>"Anonymous, I'm not sure what you're pla-"
>She stops talking as her backside touches the corner of the room
And YOU, Missy, have the softest looking chest floof I have ever seen...
>With that, you drop your underwear as well, your member standing firm and tall
>There's a deep fear in her eyes as you grab her shoulders and angle yourself
Now if you don't mind, I'm gonna get mine., you say as you thrust forward
>It feels like hea-wait. That's not right.
>You do a small thrust to confirm.
>Yup. It's smooth, but it's not floof.
>It's chitin.
>"Ohhhahahah!" The fear in Celestia's eyes is replaced by victory as a green flame dances around her, turning her white coat a shiny black
Oh you have to be fucking kidding me
>"There are no jokes here, Anonymous!" Chrysalis triumphantly declares, drawing herself to full height
>"And now that I've allowed you the honor of feebly grinding against me, you will be forced to obey my every comma-HEY! GET BACK HERE! WHERE DO YOU THIK YOU ARE GOING!?"
>You stopped paying attention and left around the time she went up in flames
Fuck you!, you yell as you slam the door behind you
>You hear a crinkly thump as she runs into the door
I'm going home to jerk off in my feather-pillow!
>As you head down the steps to the castle, you let a gaurd know there's a roach problem
I wonder if Shy is still mad at me..., you say to no one
>For now, all you know is you're going to be buying a new pillow in the morning
>And that maybe next molting season, you'll be
>Floofing Fluttershy