The Gravitas of #debates

+BlueJay
Infradead: Hi
@Infradead
:o
+BlueJay
=^.^=
@Infradead
What's up?
+ShiAh
Anybody up for chatting.
+BlueJay
^That was a dead kitten
Infradead: Nothing much
Infradead: How are you?
@Infradead
I'm fine.
You?
+BlueJay
Infradead: I'm fine too :)
+ShiAh
There was literally no value to the last four posts.
+ShiAh
'What do they talk about in debates?'
'Nothing.'
'Surely they type stuff at each though, right?'
'Yes'
'And what would that be?'
'They greet each other and then sort of fart around in the dirt for a few minutes'
'Then, like, their cat or something runs by and they go afk to chase after that cat'
'Right...'
+BlueJay
ShiAh: ...Are you OK?
+ShiAh
'The other guy will do a mini-round of goodbye-content in response'
+BlueJay
(j/k)
+ShiAh
'Then, the first guy comes back, confirming his cat is still doing alright'
'That's a relief'
'It really is. Then, they do another mini-round of hello-content'
'Makes sense'
'Finally, they go afk, this time for realz, and do their formal goodbye-routine'
'Sounds thrilling.'
'It really is.'