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- Welcome to BACKSEAT BUDDY. Today, we will be "helping" ... "Ollie" run a zoo. Whatever Backseat Buddy tells her to do, she has to do. And who controls Backseat Buddy? YOU do, chat. :)
- There are less commands available for BACKSEAT BUDDY today. As you know, "Ollie" cannot be governed. We will start by making a new zoo. We will add new animals. We will make up the sounds they make. The zoo will be chaos.
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- ⭐ FULL BACKSEATING MENU ⭐
- ● 150 bits - Time For A Distraction (requires your input - just have fun with TTS)
- ● 200 bits - Add A Duck3 To The Stream
- ● 250 bits - Add A Wizard Duck3 To The Stream
- ● 500 bits / $5 - Choose Our Next Animal (requires your input)
- ● 1000 bits / $10 - Choose The Sound An Animal Makes (requires your input)
- ● 1800 bits / $18 - Send An Animal To "A Zoo Upstate That's Open Past 8pm" (requires your input)
- ● 2500 bits / $25 - Redo The Weekly Schedule
- ● 5000 bits / $50 - Bird Dance Party
- ● 10000 bits / $100 - Start The Zoo Over
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- ⭐ FUN BACKSEAT BUDDY SAYINGS (these do not alter stream) ⭐
- ● 100 bits - "Don't worry. Backseat Buddy is here to help!"
- ● 120 bits - "My PP My PP My PP My PP."
- ● 140 bits - "The cow goes. Moo."
- ● 160 bits - "The bird goes. Tweet. Tweet."
- ● 180 bits - "The backing-up garbage truck goes. Beep! Beep! Beep!"
- ● 300 bits - "Did you know that the critically acclaimed Backseat Buddy has a not-free trial, and includes the entirety of version 0.2 and the award-winning Directs Your Stream For You expansions with no restrictions on playtime? Sign up, and enjoy today!"
- ● 600 bits / $6 - "this very professional stream is very worth your 6 not 5 dollars because of how very professional and worth 6 not 5 dollars it is. It is so worth 6 not 5 dollars that you very much should give the 6 not 5 dollars to this stream that very much is worth the 6 not 5 dollars."
- ● 1100 bits / $11 - "you have violated a law known as freedom of speech or my first ammemdment rights therefore you are a criminal you cannot do that so please stop spamming you couldve just said no and not stop me from chatting for 10 minutes and deleting my message so stop breaking the law "
- ● 2000 bits / $20 - "I dunno spoonee.... I mean.... I've looked through your upload history and it breaks my heart to see what is happening. You remind me a lot of myself from 5 years ago. You have tons of enthusiasm and a niche interest. Unfortunately you are not going to find success in this line of work (just like myself). I want you to ask your self the same thing I would ask myself: You put in basically a full work day and how much money did you make?"
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