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/hhg/ anon's had a owl appeared in his mind part 2

Mar 18th, 2021 (edited)
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  1. /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #671
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  3. Guys it isn't an alien, it's a demon.
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  5. All the snow here melted a few weeks ago, would be very unlikely it was a snowy owl. Maybe a Barn Owl, but still those are still incredibly rare. I'm still bothered about the size, it must have been at least seven feet long, if not bigger. I'll go out tomorrow and see if I can't get a photo of it or something.
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  7. But that was how tall she was...
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  9. Sorry anon, I was referring to the wingspan, not the height.
  10. After doing some research I learned that barn owls make some really unnerving noises. I'm kind of worried I'll hear it now.
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  12. Oh.
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  14. >people are claiming to see 7 foot tall "barn owls"
  15. Holy sht the answer is literally right in front of you, those aren't barn owls you jackasses
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  17. Guys she's back, what do I say? I think I love her now.
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  19. okay, the joke is dead. /hhg/ became /schizo/ general.
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  21. My cat saw her, he took off.
  22. Poor kitty...
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  24. She wants me to sleep with her in the basement, she likes me, I just hope my cat comes out of hiding though, I can't find him...
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  26. what is going on?
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  28. People taking things too excessively, as usual.
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  30. Fck off tulpamancer, we don't need your brand schizo on top of all the rest.
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  32. She said she's behind you.
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  34. Don't be stupid, how can it possi
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  36. Oh no, it must have got to him while he was making that post... Quick, someone fin
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  38. I dont know why I find this entertaining. Prolly cuz schizos now get to laugh at non schizo,
  39. > yo first time with the succ?
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  41. >mfw it's real and I too saw a huge white owl
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  43. Now I'm fking traumatized.
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  45. Hang on, I gotta go calm my dog down, he's barking at... Something.
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  47. >Exagerted tapping on the window like someone is trying to get my attention
  48. If I just ignore it it'll go away, right?
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  50. Why do I get the feeling you guys are being serious?
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  52. My fking lights are off as soon as I typed that... Probably just a coincidence, I'm on my phone now.
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  54. I think something fell in the attic. Really weird that my neighbor left their floodlights on. Stupidly bright outside for being so late in the night.
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  56. So the tapping stopped but now I swear I hear footsteps on the roof. Like they're fairly light but too loud to just be an animal.
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  58. Guys, someone is in my fking house.
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  60. Better grab a camera.
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  62. I think someone hit a power junction because the entire neighborhood went dark. This was funny for a minute or so but now I'm getting worried.
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  64. HOLY FK SHE'S TALL!
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  66. Why did I pick the room with access to the attic. I swear I heard something crawl past the ladder
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  68. Alright guys if you see her, take a picture of her with a camera, got it?
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  70. My friend heard it too. They went outside to check out where maybe someone hit a powerline. My phone's batteries dieing so I'll have to head out. The weird tappings back this time too but it sounds really frantic. The wind here is ridiculous.
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