Mon Mon Nepu Nepu 2

"We've always been like this!?"  I'm so confused, I don't remember ever being covered in so much wool.  "N-Neptune, I think I would've remembered being a...sheep..."  I pick myself up off the ground, still in shock over being changed into a monster.  Why am I different monster than my sister though?  Sure this doesn't make sense in the first place, but still...  Just as that thought crossed my mind, Neptune had finished reshaping her legs and was back on her feet.  "Ah finally, good as new!"  I doubt she'd give me the answer I'm looking for, but it's worth a shot.

"Hey Neptune, why are we so different?"  She seemed too busy admiring her new lower body to give me a serious answer...I don't remember her legs and hips being so...womanly.  "Ooh!  Aah!  And pose!"  "Neptune!"  "Hm?  Oh sorry, I dunno...whoo!"  I knew it was pointless to ask, she's so busy with her new figure and silly poses.  I think I need to step outside for a breath of fresh air to clear my head, I'm still not used to Neptune's jiggling noises and it's making me a little sick.  As I head for the door I hear my sister's...goo steps not far behind.  As I make my way to the front door and turn the knob to open, I hear someone gasping on the other side.

"Noire?  Oh thank goodness, I need your help!"  "Nepgear, wha-"  I pull her hand before giving her a chance to speak, but she withdraws it immediately with a hiss.  "Nepgear, what in the world has gotten into you?  Did you hurt yourself?"  She asks me sternly as she inspects our hands for some odd reason.  "N-No?  Neptune is-"  After getting a good look at her, I think Noire might have been changed as well.  Her eyes were still a deep red, but something about them reminded me of marbles, and her hair looked a little messy.  It was a cute kind of messy, the kind that made me want to rub-No, I have to focus on seeing if Noire had an extreme change as my sister.  I glance at her hands and her nails had been replaced by short claws.  She even had cute little cat ears sitting on top of her, and they twitched a little as she leaned to my to look behind me.

"Oh Noire, not you t-"  "Shh..."  I turned around to see Neptune, back to her normal proportions standing about nonchalantly.  She's up to something, and it looks like it's giving Noire the creeps or something.  After a few seconds she brought my attention back to her, looking a little more relaxed now that things have settled down a bit.  "Did you have another bad dream or something Nepgear?  I've been telling you if you don't shave soon all that wool will have you sleeping for days...or worse."  Wait, am I...am I too fluffy or something?  Before I can ask what she meant, I hear Neptune whispering Noire's name very quietly...or at least I think that's what she's doing.  Noire's ears twitch again and she quickly moves past me to catch Neptune in the act.  "Nyaaaah Neptune, you know I can't stand it when you do that to me!"  "Aw, but it was the only way to get you to notice me with the way Nep Jr. hogging you.  Anyway, check this out!"  As she explained herself she spun around a bit and had taken the form she was working so hard on earlier.

"Whatcha think Noire?"  It's nice to see Neptune is still her silly self, but Noire seems a little too different right now.  I turn around and see Noire has completely frozen...except for her slender, black tail waving gently side to side.  I want to check if everything is ok, but I feel as if I get too close to her I'll break her concentration.  "Are you...purring, Noire?"  She doesn't respond at all, but that's definitely the sound of purring coming from her.  "Aw Noire, I know you can't help but be amazed by all my gelatinous glory, but I think you're creeping my sister out."  I don't think Noire is listening to either of us, she's just slowly inching toward my sister lookin as if she's going to pounce at any second.  I silently excuse myself and walk as quickly as possible away from them, but as I gain more distance I hear a clumsy crash and Noire yelling.  "S-Stop teasing and get over here you...you...delicious idiot!"

I walk and I walk until I'm out of breath and the basilicom is completely out of sight.  With a sigh of relief I take in the peaceful scenery...only a few tress and plains as far as the eye can see.  Now that's I'm outside, I've finally noticed how nice today is.  "Aah, I think this is just what I needed..."  I sprawled onto the grass, letting my feet fly into the air and landing on the soft meadow I've found myself in.  It feels so good I'm tempted to stay here for the rest of the day and laze about.  I'm sure no one will mind if I relax out here and relieve some stress.  The cool breeze and warm sun are doing wonders for me already, but now I suddenly feel like I could fall asleep...at any...mo...

"...Geeeee..."

Who could be yelling at me this hour, and why do they sound so far away?  I sit up rubbing the sleep from my eyes as I scan the area looking for whoever is calling me.  My nap must not have been as long as I thought, the sun is still up and beaming down on me.  Hmm, itt feels as though I've also had a snack recently, but I don't remember bringing any.

"Geeeeeear!"

The high-pitched shrieking was getting closer and started sounding a little familiar.  I stand and look all around me, but there isn't a single person in sight for what seems like miles.  I hadn't noticed when I woke up, but there's a lot of...stuff in my mouth, and no matter how hard I try I just can't seem to stop chewing it.  As I reach to see what I've been nibbling on something I'm suddenly whisked off of the ground!

"Hmmphmph!"  My mouth was preoccupied with whatever was in it and refused to let out my cry for help.  There wouldn't be much of a point though, I'm already so high off the ground I'm sure that even if I did call for someone, they either wouldn't be able to help or hear me in the first place.  Although...for some reason after the initial grab I'm...kind of calm right now.  I'm getting this strange feeling of nostalgia as my captor and I arrive at a small treehouse lodged in a tree.  The winged person that snatched me off the ground gently put me down and had dove down out of view before I could get a good look them.
Goodness, I just can't stop chewi-

"Nepgear!  What are you waiting for?  Get down here already!"  That sounds like Uni!  I look around for a way to enter the treehouse, and I find a nice square trapdoor and lift the hatch.  I take a quick peek inside but I don't see anything except a comfy looking bed, chairs, and other bedroom items.  I carefully lower myself down with the help of a small hanging ladder and close the door above me, turning to greet Uni.  "It's about time you came down, you know you can't come in the way I do."

In shock I swallow whatever it was in my mouth and stare in awe as the strange...bird person in front of me stepped forward and got really close, leaning forward.  "You'd be helpless without me, geez."  I couldn't even brace myself as I continued staring at her, as she pulled a piece of grass from my face with her lips.

"Wh-what?  You're a sloppy eater, and I was only cleaning your face a little...s-stop staring at me like that!"

All I could do was giggle nervously as Uni played with the blade of grass she delicately pulled from...f-f-from my lips!?  At least the grass was tasty...

Wait, grass!?