zerojett.log

--- Log opened Fri May 23 16:29:33 2014
16:29 -!- Irssi: Starting query in Zandronum-BNC with ZeroJett
16:29 <ZeroJett> Hello Ijon tichy, how are you doing this evening sir?
16:30 <ZeroJett> I heard that PsiPaula4 was banned, retardenity not in charge.
16:30 <ZeroJett> If she is a giant retard
16:31 <ZeroJett> Up down left right, control yourself, blablabla
16:31 <ZeroJett> Alright...player one, uh jino, I mean JONI. Use the Control Stick to move around, this is called "walking". Press the A button to jump, press and hold the X button to run. Everytime you're in the air, hit the jump button again to get a little extra push. Got it?
16:32 <ZeroJett> Genocide like shiny things. Yeah great, these shiny things are called "coins". Whenever you get enough of those, you can get a cool surprise.
16:32 <ZeroJett> These jags are scattered in each admin, little surprises are hidden inside each one, be sure to come back again to ask any admin if there is something you've missed.
16:33 <ZeroJett> There are some collector weapons hidden all over IRC, find the other ones and sweep the reward as yours for the taking and you can take a closer look at the weapon, as you can see them from the pause menu. And don't get your retarded fingers on them retardant!
16:34 <ZeroJett> Nobody knows why you have turned up on PsiPaula4, you always seemed to turn up whenever something exciting happens. I don't know what you are but assault is always the appropriate response of the unknown.
16:35 <ZeroJett> Having Ultimate Bestever? That's the stuff psycho! ...And so it begins...
16:35 <ZeroJett> Press the Y button to get into the car and don't take all day, this is the tutorial. OK stupid punk, here's how you drive this sandbox. Press the A button to accelerate, use the control stick to steer, the X button is your brake and reverse, and the B button is your handbrake. You know, like every driving game ever.
16:35 <ZeroJett> To go inside through a building, just press the Y button...oh, why did I agree to do the stupid tutorial? It is so boring!
16:37 <ZeroJett> Congratulations Homer! Mission Complete! Now go back home and wait till i have to start the next mission.
16:37 <ZeroJett> I mean Joni
16:37 <ZeroJett> Congratulations Ijon Tichy! Mission Complete! Now go back home and wait till i have to start the next mission.
16:38 <ZeroJett> Way to go Ijon, you da pest!! Collecting wrenches fixes PsiPaula4's reputation.
16:38 <ZeroJett> OK, around IRC you might probably run into a few people which I like to call "diggerfuckers". Even they need your ride, maybe they need help. Whatever the point is to help them out and they will be available to help chatting your lazy ass around.
16:39 <ZeroJett> Here's how this works: Metal, TTA and Jenova have set up some races around town. Win all the races to get a new reputation star. Well, what are you waiting for?
16:39 <ZeroJett> If you really need to have a drive, you can always enter one of these time attackery. They can cost a little but they're in the mood for your tardoff.
16:40 <joni> good job dumbass, now you're evading
16:40 <ZeroJett> I am not PsiPaula4
16:40 <joni> say that all you want
--- Log closed Fri May 23 16:46:19 2014