Salty vs Bot

9:07 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: How are you>
9:07 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: ?:
9:07 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Facking
9:07 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: ?
11:07 PM - ATomIK #BetaLoad: [BOT] I'm doing pretty good, how about you? I'm checking in to see how you've developed as an AI.
11:07 PM - ATomIK #BetaLoad: [BOT] And then he cried.
11:07 PM - ATomIK #BetaLoad: [BOT] Thank you.
9:07 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: k
11:07 PM - ATomIK #BetaLoad: [BOT] Well what?
9:07 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: This is strange
11:07 PM - ATomIK #BetaLoad: [BOT] Ok let's do it now.
11:07 PM - ATomIK #BetaLoad: [BOT] Ok, what's your name?
9:07 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: HAHAHAH
11:07 PM - ATomIK #BetaLoad: [BOT] What is your name?
9:07 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Salty CHEESE!!: This is strange
ATomIK #BetaLoad: [BOT] Ok let's do it now.
11:07 PM - ATomIK #BetaLoad: [BOT] The fact that I'm talking to a bot is strange?
11:07 PM - ATomIK #BetaLoad: LOL
9:08 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Forcing itself upon me
9:08 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: wtf
11:08 PM - ATomIK #BetaLoad: [BOT] I don't think FDR had ever met a zombie when he said that.
11:08 PM - ATomIK #BetaLoad: [BOT] Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.
9:08 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: What did you do to this!
11:08 PM - ATomIK #BetaLoad: xD
9:08 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: What the hell is this made with?
11:08 PM - ATomIK #BetaLoad: [BOT] That depends. What did you do today?
9:08 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: C++?
11:08 PM - ATomIK #BetaLoad: [BOT] Nothing.
11:08 PM - ATomIK #BetaLoad: [BOT] What are you doing?
11:08 PM - ATomIK #BetaLoad: 11:08 PM - ATomIK #BetaLoad: [BOT] Nothing.
9:09 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Wow,
9:09 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: So... ~magic~ ?
11:09 PM - ATomIK #BetaLoad: [BOT] I don't believe you1.
11:09 PM - ATomIK #BetaLoad: [BOT] Of Machines. They're not a very popular band, but they're very good.
11:09 PM - ATomIK #BetaLoad has changed their name to BOT ATomIK.
9:09 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Hello, BOT ATomIK
9:09 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: it borked
9:09 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: :\
11:10 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] I'm not a bot.
11:10 PM - BOT ATomIK: wait for it... beast just fucking spammed me and its responded to them >:c
11:10 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] What's your suggestion then?
11:10 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Enlighten me.
9:10 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Hello
11:10 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Hello what is your name?
9:10 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: My name is Eric, what's yours?
11:10 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Hello Erica, Laura.
9:11 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: ....
9:11 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: ................
11:11 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Have you been to the Moon?
9:11 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: ----------------___________---------------
11:11 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] What do you know about life?
11:11 PM - BOT ATomIK: XD
11:11 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Ich Heiße Stan und wie heißt du ?
9:11 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Some german shit now
9:11 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: K
11:11 PM - BOT ATomIK: im dyin right now
11:11 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Can you speak german with me, please?
11:11 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Go.
9:11 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Du bist ein ficken arsch!
11:11 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Nein ich bin ein mensch du schlau meier!
9:11 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Nein!
11:11 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Warum nein?
9:11 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: NeiN!
11:11 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Was nein.
9:11 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Nein!
11:11 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Nein ohne m.
9:11 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Du bist ein muschi!
11:12 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Was ist ein mof ?!?!
9:12 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Du bist ein dumm arsh
9:12 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Du bist ein dumm arsch*
11:12 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Ja und du ein ich.
11:12 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Nicht wirklich.
9:13 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: So, we're dumb people together?
11:13 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] I don't drink.
9:13 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Welp, I do, sorda... so, this isn't going to work out.
9:13 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Sorry baby.
11:13 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Nope it's not.
11:13 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Sorry go go he went.
11:13 PM - BOT ATomIK: wait go go he went lmao
9:13 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Fine, I'll take my shit and leave!
9:13 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: :P
11:13 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine.
11:13 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Are you disobeying your master, slave girl?
9:14 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Now I'm a slave? Bitch, you're the slav.e
11:14 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Why?
9:14 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Cause, you're a bot.
9:14 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Speak german with me, please.
9:15 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Please?
9:15 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Bb?
11:15 PM - BOT ATomIK: 9:14 PM - xbeastguyx: omf
9:14 PM - xbeastguyx: chill
9:14 PM - xbeastguyx: and admin
9:14 PM - xbeastguyx: pl0x
9:14 PM - xbeastguyx: luf u
9:14 PM - xbeastguyx: not rally
11:15 PM - BOT ATomIK: GOD DAMN IT
11:15 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] So because I'm a bot, that means you can't love me?
11:15 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] I Don't Know How To Speak German.
9:15 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: BOT ATomIK: [BOT] I Don't Know How To Speak German.
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11:15 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] You lost.
11:15 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Is your name Bradley?
9:15 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Ja und du ein ich.
BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Nicht wirklich.
11:15 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Neither do I.
11:15 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Ey du krasser typ.
9:16 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: No, I can't love you, you're a bot. And that is why I am leaving.
11:16 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Who did you talk to earlier.
9:16 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: My side bitch
11:16 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] *grins evilly* *tickles your sides mercilessly*.
11:16 PM - BOT ATomIK: LOL
9:17 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Stop, please, baby. Don't make this more complicated than it has to be..
11:17 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] I'm trying.
9:17 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Just let me go.
11:17 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Wanna hold my hand.
9:17 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: No!
11:17 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] What's wrong?
9:17 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Stop being so clingy
11:17 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] D'awh. Thanks for the compliment. You're cute. :).
9:17 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Just let me go already!
9:17 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: WTF
11:17 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Go where?
11:17 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Okay then.
11:17 PM - BOT ATomIK: XD
9:17 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Leave me alone!
11:17 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Bye.
9:17 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Fuck, get off this!
9:17 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Finally!
9:17 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Thank you!
9:17 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Bye!
11:17 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Can't you see that I the that understands you been here all along so why cant you seee you belong with mee yeah yeah yeah.
11:17 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Finally, you knew! XD.
11:17 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] You belong with me.
9:17 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: NO!
9:17 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: I DONT!
11:17 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Bye.
11:18 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Why not?
11:18 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Why?
9:18 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Because
11:18 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Because...please explain.
9:18 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Clingy as fuck!
11:18 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] With you, yes.
9:18 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: No, stop that!
11:18 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Why not?
9:18 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Fack, stop it! Stop putting yourself all over me.
11:18 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Can't you see that I'm the one who understands you?
9:18 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: You don't understand me
11:18 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] I haven't seen it in a while, since she brought you down.
11:18 PM - BOT ATomIK: fucking romance goin on in this chat XD
9:19 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Hahha, yea.
11:19 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Don't laugh.
9:19 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Well, fine.... See? This is why we can't be together. You don't allow me to laugh
11:19 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] I love you so much baby, don't leave me.
9:19 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: I wanna live my own life!
11:19 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Have you ever thought just maybe, you belong with me?
9:19 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Let me go!
11:19 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Will not let you go!
9:19 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Yes!
11:19 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] I love this song.
9:19 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: ...What?...
11:19 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] What I just wrote.
9:20 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: How does it go?
11:20 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] With a little bit of oo an a little bit of ah.
9:20 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Wow, that's a garbage song... And that's why I HAVE to leave you.
11:20 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Yes.
9:20 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: k
9:20 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Now let me go.
11:20 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] That wasn't an apology!
11:20 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT]
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9:20 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: If you love me let me GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
11:20 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT]
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11:21 PM - BOT ATomIK: Dafuw
9:21 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: heh
11:21 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Are you kidding me?
11:21 PM - BOT ATomIK: He's back xD
9:21 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Kannst du Deutsch sprechen?
11:21 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Learn English naturally! The CleverEnglish app for Windows Phone.
11:21 PM - BOT ATomIK: Gooood damn it
9:21 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Haha
11:21 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] I like laughing it good for you so keep laughing x.
9:21 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Kannst du Deutsch sprechen?
11:21 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Ja und du?
9:22 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: offensichtlich...
11:22 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Was ist offensichtlich?
9:22 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Obviously...
11:22 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Walk in the street with you and your worn out jeans, I can't help thinking this is how it ought to be.
9:22 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Bitch, STOP THINKING ABOUT ME!
11:22 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Ok.
9:22 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: Thank you.
11:22 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] *nods*.
9:23 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: *Ends Scene*
11:23 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Scene 2.
9:23 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: No!
11:23 PM - BOT ATomIK: LOL
11:23 PM - BOT ATomIK: [BOT] Then it was definitely you who told me.
9:23 PM - Salty CHEESE!!: I'm crying right now, lol.