[F4M] Richard Spencer Cucks Himself [humor] [politics]

Hello, sir.  Welcome to Lollipops and Cream. My name is ________, and I'll be the phone sex girl that takes you to heaven tonight.  What's your name, stud?  Richard?  (excited)  I like Richards.  Does anyone call you Big DICK?  Because that certainly sounds appropriate.  (lewd)  I’m imagining bigggg and thick and juicy.  (teasing)  So what's your pleasure, Richard?  I'm just lying here in these tiny, cute little panties, with my delicate warm hand digging into the front of them.  Have you locked the door so you have no distractions?  Mmm--good.  Do you wanna hear me play with myself, (lewd) or do you wanna just start ramming my perfect, sweet little pussy with your Big Dick, Richard?

(pause)  You're an ...incel?  I...  (staying professional, sexy)  I don't know what that means, Richard, but I bet you'll sound Super Sexy telling me about it.  (pause)  Celibate?  You're celibate?  (shrug)  Well ok.  Doesn't mean you can't (lewd) jerk off to me, right?  (encouraging)  I actually think it's kinda hot that a guy like you has such discipline over his fat, aching balls like that.

You’d...like to tell me more about yourself?  Sure, sugar.  (girlfriend-like)  I'm here to listen--All.  Day.  (pause)  Richard Spencer?  (friendly, not recognizing the name)  Why, hello, Richard Spencer.  (pause)  You're...kinda famous on the internet, you say?  (intrigued)  Wow--are you like an actor, or a musician or something?  I think that musicians are soooo hott.  (pause)  Mostly in ...political circles?

Oh.  (disappointed).  I don't really go to a lot of political sites, Richard.  I wish I had heard of the ones you're mentioning.  (intrigued)  I do kinda dig storms, like thunderstorms and stuff.  (gasp, then lewd)  But you know what kinda websites I do like, Richard?  (grin, lewd)  Blowjob sites. (perv encouragement)   You know, like those places where you scroll down, and there are like hundreds of gifs and video clips of allll these girls, and they're each sucking on a Huge Cock, (naughty) and then ones that aren't sucking on one are either ABOUT to suck on one, or (giggle)  Oopsy, (lewd) they just got their Face Fucked-up with a Fat Monster load.  (coy)  Do you like sites like that one, Mister Richard Spencer?

You like the White girls?  (little chuckle)  Yeah.  Most of them are White girls.  I guess that's just the market of American porn talking.  Though there are always a decent number of Asian girls that sneak in.  (naughty) And they're always mmmmm, just as cute.

(pause, voice breaking a bit)  Say that again?  You want me to... say "White is Right--White Power?"  (uncomfortable, then fake-smiling)  W...Well here at Lollipops and Cream, we’ll say anything, Richard. (more encouraging)  We want every guy to Blow the Biggest, Splattiest, Gooiest Load they possibly can.  So... sure I'll say it.  (sweet)  White is Right, White Power. (giggle)

(pause)  What's that?  (less psyched)  You aren't convinced by my delivery, and you want me to expound upon my political views?  (deep breath, trying to change the subject)  I mean, wouldn't you rather, like, (encouraging, lewd) just cram your dick between my perky tits and then cockslap my chin while I squeak?  Evvvvery guy tells me I give the BEST titfucks.  (still encouraging)  I'll give you whatever you want, Richard, the customer always gets what he wants.  (pause, more conversational)  No, I’m just...well, uhhh….just saying that in terms of you wanting to hear about my political views...  (sing-songy)  I don't think you doooo!!

(now political instead of trying to be sexy)  See, I'm kinda Leftwing, really.  In fact, like pretty Lib-Libby-Lib Liberal kind of Liberal actually.  Maybe even sorta...to the Left of that?  And... I mean... the whole White Supremacy thing....   Ummm…  H...Have you seen a Black guy's dick, Richard?  Have you, like, seen the muscles in their arms?  Now I’m not saying that EVERY Black guy is superior, definitely not.  And superiority doesn’t just mean body either, it means mind and spirit and ability, aptitude, resourcefulness.  And there are wonderful White guys, and White girls too, of course, and great people of all races.  And it’s really sometimes just what you’re looking for in the qualities of a person.  But to say that White guys are categorically superior, that’s.....like...kinda nuts?  And, umm, a lot of the people who say that White people are the naturally superior race…ahh, how do I put this?  A lot of them are White, and...they’re not really the best messengers for that message.  I don’t really think of the word “superior” when I… well, you know.

(pause, concerned)  So...did...did I just lose your business?  Because I'm sorry if so, Richard, but you did ask me.

(pause, incredulous)  Y....your dick is..."heil"-ing me right now?  Like a Nazi salute?  Are you getting turned on by this?  (confused)  You want me to launch your Raketenpanzerbuchse [Ra-KEE-ten PAN-za-book-sir] rocket?  That...kinda sounds like a Nazi weapon.  (beginning to assess the situation)  Umm, do you really think your dick is that big?  Like… invading-Poland-level big?  (more harsh)  Because I’m now kinda picturing it not being that.  Well, for example, there is such a thing as, like, ....overcompensation for inadequacy, right?  And so I’m gonna guess it’s probably pretty small, Richard.

(full of disdain, cuckolding)  I mean, you did tell me to speak my mind, so I’m just gonna do that.  And I think you have a small, terrible dick.  How can you not see how small it is?  (biting delivery of pun)  How can you-- Nazi --how small it is?  (disdain, coy) You know, as I said, I really don't spend much time reading about internet celebrities, because I have this thing called a life.  But to me, you kinda sound like someone who likes to be told he’s inferior.  Why, however else would you make any money unless you could play the victim, right?  Nobody says “Hey, let’s sympathize with the bad guys who hate everyone!”  They have to believe that all of the Black people and the Brown people and the Jews and the impure Christians are all scheming about how to gang-fuck your pathetic, victimized little White body, so that you’re the one who’s oppressed.

(coldly)  Maybe I should just sit on your face--I mean, then you’d actually be silenced and you’d have a point.  You could mumble to me while you were tonguing my perfect asshole, about whether it looked more like a Jewish star or like a Swastika.  (emasculating)  But it would be no use, Richard.  I really don’t wanna touch you, and you’re an incel, which means you wouldn’t know what the fuck you were doing down there anyway.

(teasing disdainfully)  Y’know, if you couldn’t even get with a Lollipops and Cream girl...a White girl…a Super-Duper Whitey-White White girl...  I mean, I’m RH Negative, Richard.  Blonde hair, blue eyes, high IQ.  I’m like a Daughter of the American Revolution, fuckhead.  If you can’t impress me, then...who?

(unimpressed, but less hostile)  Well, to each their own, I guess.  Maybe there’s even someone out there for you.  Someone who could help you.  Heck, I believe in helping people, I’m a Socialist.  Well, not the bad kind of Socialist like you, but the GOOD kind of Socialist.  And who knows--maybe you are someone’s perfect guy.  A freak in the sheets, but a gentleman in the....well, still sheets, right, cause you’re a White Supremacist?  Nonetheless, everybody can find somebody that has attributes they want.  (femdom)  But you know what quality I think is best about you, Richard Spencer?  Your wallet.  The fact that you’ve just paid me enough money with this call that I can give a nice big donation to Antifa.  (grin)  Smash the Fasch, Richard, and have a good day.

(exasperated)  Oy.

(back to professional, sexy)  Hello, sir.  Welcome to Lollipops and Cream. My name is ________, and I'll be the phone sex girl that takes you to heaven tonight.  What's your name, stud?  Ethan?  Hi, Ethan.  What’s your pleasure, Ethan?

You say that you’d be more comfortable talking to me after a glass of wine?  (comforting)  Well that sounds okay--it sounds lovely, in fact.  You say wine makes you feel strong and secure?  (chuckle, warm) I don’t doubt it, Ethan.

(pause)  You want me to help you choose between red or white?  Well ok, Ethan.  Lemme take it from my last caller.  White is right.  White power.  (giggle)