POLISH JOKES FROM FLIPPY FLIP

<PrayingLemming>: Three couples are having a picnic
<PrayingLemming>: The first man wants some honey, so he asks his wife "Miodko, mozesz mi dac troche miodu?"
<PrayingLemming>: The second man wants some sugar, so he asks his wife "Slodko, moge troche cukru?"
<PrayingLemming>: And the third man, seeing this, asks his wife "Krowo, daj mi te mleko?"


<PrayingLemming>: "Pani Irenko, pani ma czarne majtki"
<PrayingLemming>: "To nie majtki, to muchy"
<PrayingLemming>: The other one was "Pani Irenko, pani nosi majtki do tylu"
<PrayingLemming>: "A po czym pan poznal?"
<PrayingLemming>: "Po glownie"
<PrayingLemming>: And then, he got them muddled together
<PrayingLemming>: Resulting in "Pani Irenko, pani dzisiaj ma czarne majtki"
<PrayingLemming>: "A po czym pan poznal?"
<PrayingLemming>: "Po muchach."