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You are now trapped in the last video game you played. Your thoughts?
You: WHAT DO THE BUTTONS DO?
Stranger: Ohhh nnooo
Stranger: Does this mean I have to fight Ganon all by myself? :c
Stranger: I don't want to he's scaryyydsghsf
Stranger: I can marry Zelda tho.
You: I'm just gonna sit in this cockpit not knowing wtf to do all day
Stranger: Let's hope Hyrule approves of same-sex marriage.
You: it doesn't
Stranger: Goddammit.
Stranger: Fine.
Stranger: Fine.
You: they are not very progressive
Stranger: Awh.
You: perhaps you should protest?
Stranger: I'll play my ocarina then.
Stranger: In order to protest.
Stranger: Yissss I will play Song of Storms all the time and then
Stranger: They will grow tired of the rain and be like "fine! Fine I mean Jizzus :c"
You: the hyrule government will confiscate your unlicensed musical instrument as well
Stranger: Naaahh.
Stranger: I have fought against zombies.
Stranger: And FUCKING DODONGOS ARGH
Stranger: I hated Dodongos.
Stranger: No wait
You: I have also fought meth addicts
Stranger: I didn't fight against the zombies, I ran away like a coward lol
Stranger: But I can train Cuccos and they will kill teh government.
You: what is the cause of your cowardice?
Stranger: Because Cuccos are the WORST.
Stranger: Well, it happens to be part of me.
Stranger: I'm a natural coward.
Stranger: In fact, I scream through half of the game everytime I play.
You: I'm a natural blonde.
Stranger: Natural stuff.
Stranger: However it seems we finally have something in common.
You: I lied, I hope you can forgive me ;_;
Stranger: GASP
Stranger: How could you ever lie to me?
You: It's part of my nature.
Stranger: I thought you were a BRO.
You: Bengali Rectal Optimist?
Stranger: Well
Stranger: Not really.
You: Brazilian Red Octopus?
Stranger: Yes that.
You: Well I'm not.
Stranger: Octopuses are cool tho.
Stranger: Even though red is a traumatic colour.
You: I prefer blue.
Stranger: Yes good.
Stranger: You have learnt the secret of life.
Stranger: Congratulations.
You: Wait, Stranger is in red
You: I cannot trust you
Stranger: Well you are in red too :c
Stranger: But I still trust you.
You: I AM RUBBER YOU ARE GLUE
You: SOMETHING
You: POO
Stranger: Oh my dog.
You: Is it ok?
Stranger: It's ALL fine.
You: my cat is annoying
You: sometimes I want to throw it down the stairs
Stranger: Aww but
You: but I won't
You: because that is mean
Stranger: You have a kind soul.
Stranger: Or whatever defines our actions.
Stranger: You have a kind brain?
You: well I haven't told you about my murder-rape sprees yet, so let's not get ahead of ourselves
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: That's...
You: but I'm gentle
You: Thomas tells me to be gentle.
You: He hurts me if I disobey him.
Stranger: Thomas?
You: The Tank Engine.
Stranger: Ohhhhh.
Stranger: I should've known.
You: Yes
You: I am disappointed.
Stranger: He's behind everything.
You: He is behind you.
Stranger: I can't believe I actually jumped.
You: THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
Stranger: WHAT
You: and then John was a zombie.
Stranger: But
You: Butte.
Stranger: I am confused.
Stranger: You are very confuzle.
You: I AM RAPTER
Stranger: Lol nope.
You: touché
Stranger: You are a woozle.
You: :(
Stranger: Don't deny it.
Stranger: I deduce, mah dear boi.
You: I deny nothing.
Stranger: That's what you say
Stranger: But your actions tell something else.
You: I don't
Stranger: What.
Stranger: But you just
You: I don't say that.
You: Why must you spin your web of lies?
Stranger: Being confuzle with your woozles again I see.
Stranger: That's fine.
Stranger: It's ALL fine.
You: no it is not
You: millions of people are starving around the world
You: tell me how this can be fine?
Stranger: No I meant you being a woozle.
You: negative
Stranger: Negative.
You: positive
Stranger: Two negatives is positive.
You: like in HIV
Stranger: This happens rarely.
You: even one occurance is too much
You: when will the madness end?
Stranger: Oh um.
You: are we still trapped in the last video game that we played?
Stranger: I had forgotten about that already.
Stranger: Can I still marry Zelda?
You: I dunno, what's her view on the matter?
Stranger: Actually
Stranger: I don't know.
You: I cannot approve of shotgun weddings.
Stranger: Well.
Stranger: Fine.
Stranger: I will stay forever alone then.
You: for shotgun licenses are hard to come by in this country
Stranger: It's ALL fine.
You: we shall be forever alone
You: for this is the human condition
Stranger: That is a fact.
You: no it is not
Stranger: It's something mr. T gave to me for my birthday.
You: genital herpes?
Stranger: Not necessarily.
You: he gave me genital herpes for my birthday
You: but I returned the gift
You: and got a voucher instead
You: £10 at WH Smiths
You: I still have it somewhere
You: It's probably expired by now
You: woe is me
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