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  1. - bucolicBunyan [BB] sprouted a conneXon to uncertainBypasser [UB] -
  2. BB: Yoooooo
  3. BB: Computers still freaXing the fuck out n now Im gettin sketchy files from randos
  4. BB: I don't wanna get any of Adrians shit on my computer
  5. BB: U ever heard of a .~ath file?????
  6. Maddox (Skippito)02/11/2020
  7. UB: I think it's a weird installer file, maybe? It's probably the game again.
  8. Carmen Chapman02/11/2020
  9. BB: Game????
  10. BB: Uhhhh the fuck r u talkin about?????
  11. Maddox (Skippito)02/11/2020
  12. UB: The game? That killed basically everyone?
  13. Carmen Chapman02/11/2020
  14. BB: ?????
  15. BB: U talkin bout Civ? Like when we dominated last time?
  16. BB: U can just say Civ, u dont have to try n be all mysterious n cool bout it
  17. Maddox (Skippito)02/11/2020
  18. UB: No? I mean, Civ is great, and we should probably play that sometime when the world isn't probably ending again...
  19. UB: You didn't wake up this morning with your chainsaw lightsaber axe missing and back in your house like I did?
  20. Carmen Chapman02/11/2020
  21. BB: Chainsaw lightsaber aXe???? :OOOOO
  22. BB: Whered u get one of those??????
  23. BB: Not gonna lie that sounds p sweet but ur probs still jokin around
  24. Maddox (Skippito)02/11/2020
  25. UB: I can't tell if you're just messing with me or not? From crafting it, of course.
  26. UB: The way everyone's acting I would think I hallucinated the entire last couple weeks somehow... but I still totally have ember's burnt notebooks.
  27. Carmen Chapman02/11/2020
  28. BB: How the fuck do u have Embers notebooX?????
  29. BB: I cant even send him messages cuz my computers all fucked up
  30. BB: He doesnt even know u!!!
  31. Maddox (Skippito)02/11/2020
  32. UB: ....
  33. Carmen Chapman02/11/2020
  34. BB: Like he forgets u or whatever
  35. Maddox (Skippito)02/11/2020
  36. UB: Yeah, I'm guessing you wouldn't joke with me about this. You don't remember somehow?
  37. Carmen Chapman02/11/2020
  38. BB: Joke with u bout what
  39. Maddox (Skippito)02/11/2020
  40. UB: Unless I just woke up from the worst nightmare ever and my sylladex somehow teleported stuff my from my nightmare into reality, Ember's dead.
  41. UB: ...and Adrian's dead.
  42. UB: ...and most of the other trolls too.
  43. UB: Please tell me you managed to contact one of them this morning?
  44. UB: Please?
  45. Carmen Chapman02/11/2020
  46. BB: U feelin okay dude?
  47. BB: U sound p stressed
  48. BB: Musta been a helluva nightmare if ur this worked up bout it
  49. BB: Idk what the hell ur talkin bout why would those peeps be dead
  50. Maddox (Skippito)02/11/2020
  51. UB: Uh, I'll give you the rundown I guess?
  52. UB: ...This really does sound like a fever dream. Maybe I should go to the doctor...
  53. UB: ...but I feel fine?
  54. UB: anyway.
  55. UB: We installed a video game, meteors destroyed the planet right after, but the game made weird machines in our houses so we could teleport to other planets.
  56. UB: Then the monsters on those planets killed Ember, and a bunch of trolls.
  57. UB: And a bunch of other stuff happened.
  58. UB: You had a cool buffalo.
  59. Carmen Chapman02/11/2020
  60. BB: Id totes be down to have a fuckin buffalo but that sounds like a dream if I ever heard one!!!!
  61. BB: How the hell does that make any fuckin sense to be real???
  62. Maddox (Skippito)02/11/2020
  63. UB: Because I can move stuff with my mind now?
  64. UB: Like, for real, in real life? I couldn't do that before.
  65. Carmen Chapman02/11/2020
  66. BB: wat
  67. BB: K ur totes messin with me now
  68. Maddox (Skippito)02/11/2020
  69. UB: Uh, I can do it over webcam too. If you turn it on and point it towards some random stuff I could show you?
  70. UB: Or I could turn mine on and show you.
  71. Carmen Chapman02/11/2020
  72. BB: Uhhhhh Ive never video chatted u before dude
  73. Maddox (Skippito)02/11/2020
  74. UB: Er, here. I'll set something up.
  75. Carmen Chapman02/11/2020
  76. BB: Thought we talked about that with my dad n shit
  77. Maddox (Skippito)02/11/2020
  78. UB: Did we? It's been a while.
  79. Maddox opens a browser window to a "Webcam viewer", enables his webcam, then shares his screen.
  80. UB: You should be able to view my screen now?
  81. Maddox gets out of his chair, and grabs a book off the nearby bookshelf. It's spine reads "Worldscience Biology". It's very clearly an old schoolbook.
  82. Maddox sits back down
  83. Carmen Chapman02/11/2020
  84. BB: K I can see u
  85. Maddox (Skippito)02/11/2020
  86. UB: So, I get this could totally be faked, but...
  87. Maddox Picks the textbook up in one hand, flips it over a couple times to show it has no strings attached, then lets go.
  88. The book stays in the air.
  89. UB: Look ma, no hands!
  90. The book accelerates and stops as it turns to show each face towards the camera
  91. Maddox fills the camera again as he starts typing
  92. UB: So, unelss my dream was my pschic abilities awakening, and a weird sylladex glitch gave me dream stuff, I think it actually happened?
  93. UB: I'd like to be wrong though.
  94. Carmen Chapman02/11/2020
  95. BB: ur right that can be faked
  96. BB: ur p dedicated to this whole prank thing!!!
  97. Maddox (Skippito)02/11/2020
  98. Maddox turns off the screen share
  99. Carmen Chapman02/11/2020
  100. BB: not sure why ur still goin with it tbh
  101. BB: What if u really do have magic powers tho... like what do you even want me to say?
  102. Maddox (Skippito)02/11/2020
  103. UB: I dunno? The game did it?
  104. UB: That makes no sense, doesn't it.
  105. Carmen Chapman02/11/2020
  106. BB: K MaddoX ur dream is real ur not crazy
  107. BB: there
  108. Maddox (Skippito)02/11/2020
  109. UB: Cool. Uh, so now we see if Ember comes online? Because I really want him to.
  110. UB: Just to prove me super wrong
  111. UB: Otherwise, the world is probably ending again.
  112. UB: I'm also not able to reach my dad.
  113. UB: Makes me nervous, you know?
  114. Carmen Chapman02/11/2020
  115. BB: so if Ember doesn't answer the world is ending???
  116. BB: geez dude
  117. BB: I already told you I can't message him cuz my computer is whack
  118. BB: my dad peaced out too, p sure it's normal for peeps to do that???
  119. Maddox (Skippito)02/11/2020
  120. UB: well, yeah. But usually I can call or text him and he answers.
  121. UB: Crap, I don't have any answers that don't make it look like I'm a stalker.
  122. UB: Or really accusatory, at least.
  123. UB: Not sure what to do now. So, uh.
  124. UB: Bye??
  125. Carmen Chapman02/11/2020
  126. BB: u didn't answer my question about the file
  127. BB: A gibberish person sent it to me
  128. Maddox (Skippito)02/11/2020
  129. UB: The agent dudes, maybe?
  130. Carmen Chapman02/11/2020
  131. BB: file Xtension ~ath
  132. Maddox (Skippito)02/11/2020
  133. UB: The left it for me on a USB drive the first time.
  134. UB: I have an ~ath file sent to me just now that has the game
  135. UB: So yours is probably the same?
  136. UB: I haven't gotten it to open yet though :/
  137. Carmen Chapman02/11/2020
  138. BB: u just got the same file????
  139. BB: what's the file called n who sent it to u?
  140. Maddox (Skippito)02/11/2020
  141. UB: I'll copy paste the name
  142. UB: [ƒâ€šÃ‚£]
  143. UB: the file is sburb.~ath
  144. Carmen Chapman02/11/2020
  145. BB: that's the same shit I got
  146. BB: same trash name too
  147. BB: u download it or anythin?
  148. Maddox (Skippito)02/11/2020
  149. UB: Yeah. Downloading it now.
  150. ((OOC: Entered the action of it happening last week, no response from DM yet))
  151. Carmen Chapman02/11/2020
  152. BB: kk
  153. Maddox (Skippito)02/11/2020
  154. UB: You manage to get it running yet?
  155. Carmen Chapman02/11/2020
  156. BB: whatchu gonna do with it?
  157. Maddox (Skippito)02/11/2020
  158. UB: Probably the same thing as... last time? The dream time? I dunno.
  159. Carmen Chapman02/11/2020
  160. BB: look like a virus or something so I didn't download it
  161. BB: P sure it's Adrian tryin to mess with me or somethin
  162. Maddox (Skippito)02/11/2020
  163. UB: Hopefully.
  164. UB: Would be excellent gripe fuel. And would mean I need to go to the doctor, isntead of panicing.
  165. Carmen Chapman02/11/2020
  166. BB: I dunno
  167. BB: Ur cool n shit but we're talkin my only computer here
  168. BB: I don't wanna ruin it with a fuckin virus cuz u had a weird dream or somethin
  169. BB: like... I haven't even met u in person
  170. BB: no offense
  171. Maddox (Skippito)02/11/2020
  172. UB: You're being entirely reasonable, and it's annoying. But I can't really complain?
  173. UB: I feel so weird.
  174. Carmen Chapman02/11/2020
  175. BB: wish I could though ;))))
  176. Maddox (Skippito)02/11/2020
  177. UB: Like, Dorothy coming back from the Wizard of Oz
  178. Carmen Chapman02/11/2020
  179. BB: Idk what to tell u besides shit seems p fine over here other than my laptop
  180. Maddox (Skippito)02/11/2020
  181. UB: Or all the kids from the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
  182. UB: Yeah.
  183. Carmen Chapman02/11/2020
  184. BB: u talk to Orea bout this?
  185. Maddox (Skippito)02/11/2020
  186. UB: ...no, acutlaly. Maybe she can back me up?
  187. UB: I'll do that
  188. UB: And, uh, the file is like 99% a virus
  189. Carmen Chapman02/11/2020
  190. BB: why r u downloadin it then???? DDDD:
  191. Maddox (Skippito)02/11/2020
  192. UB: Because it saved me from the meteors heading for my house in my dream
  193. UB: And did the same thing for everyone else.
  194. UB: ...and I guess my dad can fix it if I'm actually insane.
  195. UB: and I really don't want to think about that, even if it's totally the way better outcome
  196. UB: and now I'm just rambling.
  197. Carmen Chapman02/11/2020
  198. BB: yeah p much
  199. BB: u lemme know if u figure ur shit out okay???
  200. BB: I'm kinda worried now bout u
  201. Maddox (Skippito)02/11/2020
  202. UB: I will.
  203. UB: I'll talk to Orea too.
  204. Carmen Chapman02/11/2020
  205. BB: K
  206. BB: ttyl
  207. Maddox (Skippito)02/11/2020
  208. UB: cya!
  209. Carmen Chapman02/11/2020
  210. - bucolicBunyan [BB] chopped down the conneXon to uncertainBypasser [UB] -
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