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In which Alex kills the king

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  2. Sep 11 14:31:21 <Strategist14> ===== BEGIN =====
  3. Sep 11 14:31:39 <Lyra_Bel> "... R'y'sure you wanna do this?"
  4. Sep 11 14:31:40 <Alexander_Pyrite> ((5 enters means its important))
  5. Sep 11 14:31:55 * Alexander_Pyrite puts Lyra down
  6. Sep 11 14:32:03 <Alexander_Pyrite> "Yeah. Lets finish this"
  7. Sep 11 14:32:28 * Lyra_Bel nods
  8. Sep 11 14:32:34 <yzabtech> ((wait i thought we're like 30 minutes early))
  9. Sep 11 14:32:51 <Lyra_Bel> "He'll be on the Battlefield"
  10. Sep 11 14:33:05 <Lyra_Bel> ((As it turns out, I am a filthy liar))
  11. Sep 11 14:33:26 * Jaczac|Spectator (kiwiirc@99.198.213.72) has joined
  12. Sep 11 14:33:45 <Lyra_Bel> ((This was all an excuse to make a bunch of people watch our characters derp around for a half hour before the strife))
  13. Sep 11 14:33:59 <Alexander_Pyrite> "Wings me?"
  14. Sep 11 14:34:08 * Lyra_Bel nods, and wingses him
  15. Sep 11 14:34:18 <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 1d20+19
  16. Sep 11 14:34:18 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+19) [8+19] : {27}
  17. Sep 11 14:35:14 <Lyra_Bel> "Hey, so... there's sorta something I need to take care of too"
  18. Sep 11 14:35:27 <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex flies up till he gets a good look of the battlefield.
  19. Sep 11 14:35:31 <Lyra_Bel> "But it can wait until after, if y'want"
  20. Sep 11 14:35:58 <Strategist14> The battlefield, on Skaia, is pretty far away from where you are, which is Derse.
  21. Sep 11 14:36:18 <Alexander_Pyrite> "Lyra how exactly do we get tehre"
  22. Sep 11 14:36:29 <Lyra_Bel> "Dude. Jumpcut"
  23. Sep 11 14:36:55 <Alexander_Pyrite> "right"
  24. Sep 11 14:37:00 <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex braces himself
  25. Sep 11 14:37:27 * Lyra_Bel takes his hand, and together they ascend...
  26. Sep 11 14:37:28 <Lyra_Bel> ===== JUMPCUT =====
  27. Sep 11 14:37:36 <Lyra_Bel> ... and descend onto the Battlefield.
  28. Sep 11 14:38:11 <Alexander_Pyrite> "arg i hate that"
  29. Sep 11 14:38:16 <Lyra_Bel> "Sorry"
  30. Sep 11 14:38:32 <Lyra_Bel> "S'gotta be better than spending half a day flying though, right?"
  31. Sep 11 14:38:50 <Lyra_Bel> "So frigging boring"
  32. Sep 11 14:39:07 <Alexander_Pyrite> "yeah yeah totally"
  33. Sep 11 14:39:16 <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex asks his dragon if hes ok
  34. Sep 11 14:39:37 <Strategist14> Bahamut responds about the way you'd expect
  35. Sep 11 14:39:41 <Strategist14> By trying to bite you
  36. Sep 11 14:39:59 * mitchepie (kiwiirc@70.51.2.217) has joined
  37. Sep 11 14:40:12 <Alexander_Pyrite> "good, im glad"
  38. Sep 11 14:40:25 <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex checks his cool gloves and shields, all good
  39. Sep 11 14:40:28 <Alexander_Pyrite> Suit check
  40. Sep 11 14:40:31 <Alexander_Pyrite> golden chainmail check
  41. Sep 11 14:41:00 <Strategist14> Wanna post a character sheet link for our friends in the audience?
  42. Sep 11 14:42:08 * vampsquirrel (kiwiirc@weir-02b.slc.edu) has joined
  43. Sep 11 14:42:18 <Alexander_Pyrite> maybe i do
  44. Sep 11 14:42:39 <Alexander_Pyrite> https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1R1ZDzs5g7LbZE1EKvaMk1RFxKKav3_0Ek-fgtciiuNU/edit
  45. Sep 11 14:42:49 <Alexander_Pyrite> https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1R1ZDzs5g7LbZE1EKvaMk1RFxKKav3_0Ek-fgtciiuNU/edit?usp=sharing
  46. Sep 11 14:43:07 <Strategist14> Excellent
  47. Sep 11 14:43:19 <Lyra_Bel> "All ready?"
  48. Sep 11 14:43:41 <Alexander_Pyrite> "yeah i think so"
  49. Sep 11 14:43:59 <Lyra_Bel> "Wicked. S'go kick his teeth in"
  50. Sep 11 14:44:45 <Alexander_Pyrite> "yeah, he wont have any teeth by the time im done with him"
  51. Sep 11 14:45:08 * Lyra_Bel smirks
  52. Sep 11 14:45:15 <Lyra_Bel> "Royals without teeth are pretty great, eh?"
  53. Sep 11 14:45:16 * Jaczac|Spectator is now known as inTheBushes
  54. Sep 11 14:45:42 * Avenir is now known as Scared
  55. Sep 11 14:45:54 * Scared is now known as ScaredDersite
  56. Sep 11 14:46:01 * HE (uid77318@id-77318.tooting.irccloud.com) has left
  57. Sep 11 14:46:05 <Alexander_Pyrite> "the best kind"
  58. Sep 11 14:46:32 <Lyra_Bel> "Alright. S'do this"
  59. Sep 11 14:46:34 * Lyra_Bel has quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Strategist14)))
  60. Sep 11 14:46:40 <Strategist14> Now then.
  61. Sep 11 14:46:55 <Alexander_Pyrite> "Whoo jitters"
  62. Sep 11 14:47:01 <Alexander_Pyrite> ((where did lyra go))
  63. Sep 11 14:47:08 <Strategist14> Offscreen
  64. Sep 11 14:47:12 <Strategist14> S'just you here
  65. Sep 11 14:47:18 <Alexander_Pyrite> alrighty
  66. Sep 11 14:47:39 <Strategist14> Do me a favour and play this, since it's what you can hear IC
  67. Sep 11 14:47:47 <Strategist14> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkOI0ZQwkUw
  68. Sep 11 14:47:56 * Spying_Eon has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  69. Sep 11 14:48:14 <Strategist14> You're at the Battlefield. Alone. A vast checkerboard, the occasional lilypad hovers above the surface at varying heights. Easily enough for you to jump from one to the other. These lilypads are dwarfed, however, by your opponent. A hulking mash of gearwork, spikes, and organic flesh looms over the horizon, surrounded by a veritable sea of black chiten.
  70. Sep 11 14:48:37 <Strategist14> A hundred thousand pairs of eyes - the combined might of every underling and Dersite left alive - turn your way, all controlled by the same hive mind as the colossus towering above them in stature and raw power both.
  71. Sep 11 14:48:45 <Strategist14> Your adversary approaches, backed by an army that could topple the entire Medium if it so deigned. Authority exudes from every inch of this titanic Black King, screaming at every part of you to RUN AWAY.
  72. Sep 11 14:49:25 <Alexander_Pyrite> I crack my knuckles and begin to walk towards him.
  73. Sep 11 14:49:51 <Strategist14> Because you don't run. Even as, one by one, the army kneels down, ceases to follow along behind His Highness. They know this fight is his and his alone. He advances, brushing lilypads aside like so many specks of dust.
  74. Sep 11 14:49:57 <Strategist14> A single force stands against him, and that is you.
  75. Sep 11 14:50:16 <Strategist14> ... And then there's a spear in your chest.
  76. Sep 11 14:50:22 <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+100
  77. Sep 11 14:50:22 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+100) [15+100] : {115}
  78. Sep 11 14:50:32 <Strategist14> !Roll 10d10+50 damage
  79. Sep 11 14:50:32 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (10d10+50) [51+50] : {101}
  80. Sep 11 14:51:10 <Strategist14> Not so fair at all when it's just one on one, is it?
  81. Sep 11 14:51:29 <Strategist14> Because it's not. See, as strong as you are, the Black King is still an endgame boss for C1S1’s full party of FOUR.
  82. Sep 11 14:51:33 <Strategist14> And there's only one of you.
  83. Sep 11 14:51:43 <Alexander_Pyrite> I've got some bullshit abilities though.
  84. Sep 11 14:51:45 <Strategist14> Do me one more favour. Go back to that character sheet of yours, and quadruple your HP, AC, and all resistances.
  85. Sep 11 14:52:02 <Strategist14> You're going to be doing the same to every dice roll you make during this strife.
  86. Sep 11 14:52:08 <Strategist14> Time for a fair fight.
  87. Sep 11 14:52:47 <Alexander_Pyrite> I rip out the spear and break it in half.
  88. Sep 11 14:52:58 <Alexander_Pyrite> "No telefrag this time"
  89. Sep 11 14:53:09 <Alexander_Pyrite> ((am i allowed to request wish to make me grow to his size?))
  90. Sep 11 14:53:21 <Strategist14> ((Why the heck not))
  91. Sep 11 14:53:48 <Strategist14> You stand before the King of Derse, finally his equal.
  92. Sep 11 14:53:51 <Strategist14> Your turn.
  93. Sep 11 14:54:02 <Strategist14> https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1NTJsOwIZZqVD9x4nUR0hM91VM6phS_1CDa5qS8LUsp0/edit#gid=0
  94. Sep 11 14:54:58 <Alexander_Pyrite> I let myself grow to full size and let Bahamut down to the floor.
  95. Sep 11 14:55:34 <mitchepie> hi
  96. Sep 11 14:55:39 <Strategist14> Bahamut, having grown with you, begins soundly thrashing the Dersite army surrounding you and The Black King.
  97. Sep 11 14:56:05 <Strategist14> He's not the only one with minions, either.
  98. Sep 11 14:57:02 * TornSkippito_ (~TornSkipp@50.233.23.131) has joined
  99. Sep 11 14:58:03 <Alexander_Pyrite> "Ready to do this bro?"
  100. Sep 11 14:58:47 <Strategist14> Bahamut SCREEs. The King slowly nods.
  101. Sep 11 14:59:00 <Alexander_Pyrite> I throw brofessor at the king.
  102. Sep 11 14:59:11 <mitchepie> (may i join)
  103. Sep 11 14:59:18 <inTheBushes> (shh)
  104. Sep 11 14:59:25 <Strategist14> ((You may watch))
  105. Sep 11 14:59:43 <Alexander_Pyrite> whats the damage roll for thrown shield at this point
  106. Sep 11 14:59:55 <Strategist14> 1d4+Str
  107. Sep 11 14:59:58 <Strategist14> Times 4
  108. Sep 11 15:00:08 <Alexander_Pyrite> my str is like
  109. Sep 11 15:00:13 <Alexander_Pyrite> 96
  110. Sep 11 15:00:18 <yzabtech> ((join #RPGStuck_RedLotus for commentary and hype))
  111. Sep 11 15:00:41 <Strategist14> Your Str mod is 7
  112. Sep 11 15:01:08 <Alexander_Pyrite> darn
  113. Sep 11 15:01:09 <Strategist14> Only quadrupling defences and HP. For attacks, you're going to roll normally and then quadruple the result.
  114. Sep 11 15:01:17 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d4+7
  115. Sep 11 15:01:18 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d4+7) [1+7] : {8}
  116. Sep 11 15:01:22 <Alexander_Pyrite> 8*4
  117. Sep 11 15:01:30 * ScaredDersite has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  118. Sep 11 15:01:30 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 8*4
  119. Sep 11 15:01:30 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20) [1] : {1}
  120. Sep 11 15:01:39 <Alexander_Pyrite> drat it doenst do that anymore
  121. Sep 11 15:01:42 <Strategist14> Darn it Tyche do better
  122. Sep 11 15:01:46 <Strategist14> Also, y'still gotta roll to-hit
  123. Sep 11 15:01:54 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  124. Sep 11 15:01:54 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [11+7] : {18}
  125. Sep 11 15:02:09 <Alexander_Pyrite> 18*4=72
  126. Sep 11 15:02:14 <Strategist14> Barely a miss.
  127. Sep 11 15:02:29 <Alexander_Pyrite> CAn i say it knocks his crown off?
  128. Sep 11 15:02:31 <Alexander_Pyrite> if hes still got it
  129. Sep 11 15:02:48 * ScaredDersite (kiwiirc@pool-71-176-192-70.rcmdva.east.verizon.net) has joined
  130. Sep 11 15:02:56 <Strategist14> There's no crown to be seen beneath the mash of gears and vegetation that makes up the king's body
  131. Sep 11 15:03:07 <Strategist14> So no.
  132. Sep 11 15:03:11 <Alexander_Pyrite> Got it
  133. Sep 11 15:03:54 <Alexander_Pyrite> I point to him, then down.
  134. Sep 11 15:03:56 <Alexander_Pyrite> End turn
  135. Sep 11 15:04:08 <Strategist14> Your gauntlet flashes, and the Brofessor returns to you, floating in place and ready to defend.
  136. Sep 11 15:05:49 <Strategist14> Your chest constricts in pain, and your breathing becomes shallow. The Black King casts Still Thy Beating Heart, and attempts to stop your vital organs from working.
  137. Sep 11 15:06:04 <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+72 vs Str Resist
  138. Sep 11 15:06:04 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+72) [6+72] : {78}
  139. Sep 11 15:06:21 <Alexander_Pyrite> mines 84
  140. Sep 11 15:06:49 <Strategist14> And then it's gone. The king's attempt on your life failed.
  141. Sep 11 15:06:53 <Strategist14> However.
  142. Sep 11 15:07:16 <Strategist14> The battle raging around you both slows, as the gearwork that makes up the king's body begins to turn.
  143. Sep 11 15:07:59 <Strategist14> The King uses Getting In Gear to take another turn, and in doing so casts Fight In The Shade.
  144. Sep 11 15:08:27 <Alexander_Pyrite> I raise my shields.
  145. Sep 11 15:08:34 <Alexander_Pyrite> Obviously this guy has never seen 300
  146. Sep 11 15:08:45 <Strategist14> Millions of arrows are launched into Skaia's atmosphere, and rain down upon you.
  147. Sep 11 15:09:02 <Strategist14> Can even your shields defend you from this many attacks?
  148. Sep 11 15:09:09 <Strategist14> !Roll 3d4 attacks
  149. Sep 11 15:09:09 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (3d4) [6] : {6}
  150. Sep 11 15:09:22 <Strategist14> !Roll 6#1d20+92
  151. Sep 11 15:09:22 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+92) [16+92] : {108} (1d20+92) [4+92] : {96} (1d20+92) [1+92] : {93} (1d20+92) [16+92] : {108} (1d20+92) [3+92] : {95} (1d20+92) [11+92] : {103}
  152. Sep 11 15:09:28 <Strategist14> Against AC
  153. Sep 11 15:09:47 <Alexander_Pyrite> None hit.
  154. Sep 11 15:09:47 <Strategist14> The answer, apparently, is yes.
  155. Sep 11 15:09:54 <Alexander_Pyrite> 112 ac bitches
  156. Sep 11 15:10:17 <Strategist14> This will repeat for two more turns until the sky is clear again.
  157. Sep 11 15:10:49 <Strategist14> BK spends his minor action to charge up two Clock Counters, making up for the six he spent to take that extra turn
  158. Sep 11 15:11:03 <Strategist14> The gears slow, and the world returns to motion
  159. Sep 11 15:11:05 <Strategist14> Your turn
  160. Sep 11 15:11:21 <Alexander_Pyrite> I dont want to let him just pepper me with arrows
  161. Sep 11 15:11:38 <Alexander_Pyrite> I dash at him and throw him as high into the atmosphere as i can
  162. Sep 11 15:11:49 <Strategist14> Roll Athletics twice
  163. Sep 11 15:11:57 <Strategist14> One to grapple, one to throw
  164. Sep 11 15:12:13 <Alexander_Pyrite> oh strat dont you know atheltics is alex's strong suit
  165. Sep 11 15:12:19 <Strategist14> I'm well aware
  166. Sep 11 15:12:22 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 2#1d20+27
  167. Sep 11 15:12:22 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+27) [18+27] : {45} (1d20+27) [16+27] : {43}
  168. Sep 11 15:12:32 <Strategist14> !Roll 2#1d20+75
  169. Sep 11 15:12:32 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+75) [16+75] : {91} (1d20+75) [6+75] : {81}
  170. Sep 11 15:12:32 <Alexander_Pyrite> 180
  171. Sep 11 15:12:44 <Alexander_Pyrite> and 172
  172. Sep 11 15:13:09 <Strategist14> You are suddenly treated to a scenario that can only be described as "Why is there a Black King in the sky WTF"
  173. Sep 11 15:13:33 <Alexander_Pyrite> I use the wings Lyra gave me to simultaneously jump, fly, and punch at him.
  174. Sep 11 15:13:41 <Alexander_Pyrite> In.
  175. Sep 11 15:13:44 <Alexander_Pyrite> Space.
  176. Sep 11 15:13:51 <Strategist14> Heck freaking yes.
  177. Sep 11 15:13:53 <Strategist14> Roll to hit.
  178. Sep 11 15:14:00 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  179. Sep 11 15:14:00 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [1+7] : {8}
  180. Sep 11 15:14:03 <Alexander_Pyrite> of
  181. Sep 11 15:14:06 <Alexander_Pyrite> fuckig course
  182. Sep 11 15:14:17 <Strategist14> You are now stranded in space with the Black King
  183. Sep 11 15:14:35 <Strategist14> It is now his turn.
  184. Sep 11 15:14:51 <Strategist14> First of all, BK gains another Clock Counter back, putting him at 9/12
  185. Sep 11 15:15:06 <Strategist14> Second of all, that music you've been hearing begins to swell
  186. Sep 11 15:15:40 <Strategist14> The Black King casts Nihil Fortior Rex, and the music - how can you even hear it in space? - becomes pain.
  187. Sep 11 15:15:50 <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+55 vs Cha Resist
  188. Sep 11 15:15:50 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+55) [18+55] : {73}
  189. Sep 11 15:16:10 <Alexander_Pyrite> 64
  190. Sep 11 15:16:12 <Alexander_Pyrite> hit
  191. Sep 11 15:16:22 <Strategist14> !Roll 4d8+5 damage
  192. Sep 11 15:16:22 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (4d8+5) [18+5] : {23}
  193. Sep 11 15:16:37 <Strategist14> This will repeat for the next four turns, until the effect wears off.
  194. Sep 11 15:16:56 <Alexander_Pyrite> ((did the spear damage wear off after i grew))
  195. Sep 11 15:17:40 <Strategist14> ((It did not. You're still at max HP minus 101))
  196. Sep 11 15:17:48 <Strategist14> ((Your new max, though))
  197. Sep 11 15:18:08 <Alexander_Pyrite> 82% hp
  198. Sep 11 15:18:21 <Strategist14> BK is still sitting nice and easy at 100%
  199. Sep 11 15:18:41 <Strategist14> Though speaking of things that repeat, those arrows don't seem to be doing him much good now that you're in space
  200. Sep 11 15:19:06 <Strategist14> That doesn't stop him from using Endless Quivers to shoot you four more times, though
  201. Sep 11 15:19:24 <Strategist14> !Roll 4#1d20+92
  202. Sep 11 15:19:24 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+92) [17+92] : {109} (1d20+92) [4+92] : {96} (1d20+92) [6+92] : {98} (1d20+92) [18+92] : {110}
  203. Sep 11 15:19:44 <Alexander_Pyrite> None hit again
  204. Sep 11 15:19:55 <Strategist14> As per usual, all misses. BK is now down to 4/8 quivers.
  205. Sep 11 15:20:00 <Alexander_Pyrite> ((@all the spectators dont forget alex is doing this all in a suit))
  206. Sep 11 15:20:03 <Alexander_Pyrite> ((that is all))
  207. Sep 11 15:20:24 <Strategist14> However. This time he's going to use his minor action for something else.
  208. Sep 11 15:20:50 <Strategist14> BK casts Temporal Hop, and time ticks forward by one turn
  209. Sep 11 15:21:02 <Strategist14> That means the song keeps on stinging
  210. Sep 11 15:21:08 <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+55 vs Cha
  211. Sep 11 15:21:08 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+55) [8+55] : {63}
  212. Sep 11 15:21:16 <Strategist14> The barest of misses
  213. Sep 11 15:21:17 <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex barely resists
  214. Sep 11 15:21:34 <Strategist14> You're stronger than just some music
  215. Sep 11 15:22:08 <Strategist14> BK recharges 1 Clock Counter and 1 Arrow Quiver, as they recharge once per turn.
  216. Sep 11 15:22:09 <Strategist14> Your turn.
  217. Sep 11 15:22:56 <Alexander_Pyrite> I fly toward him in space and throw him at the battlefield, into the middle of his army
  218. Sep 11 15:23:04 <Strategist14> And Bahamut?
  219. Sep 11 15:23:14 <Alexander_Pyrite> its a big planet
  220. Sep 11 15:23:22 <Alexander_Pyrite> ill aim as far away from him as possible
  221. Sep 11 15:23:47 <Strategist14> Roll. Once to grapple, once to throw
  222. Sep 11 15:23:55 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 2#1d20+27
  223. Sep 11 15:23:55 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+27) [18+27] : {45} (1d20+27) [2+27] : {29}
  224. Sep 11 15:24:04 <Alexander_Pyrite> ass rolls
  225. Sep 11 15:24:09 <Alexander_Pyrite> i mean the first one was good
  226. Sep 11 15:24:09 <Strategist14> !Roll 2#1d20+75
  227. Sep 11 15:24:09 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+75) [2+75] : {77} (1d20+75) [15+75] : {90}
  228. Sep 11 15:24:31 <Alexander_Pyrite> if theyre getting *4, both beat resistance
  229. Sep 11 15:24:34 <Strategist14> And yet, still enough. Almost like you've got three of yourself helping you
  230. Sep 11 15:25:14 <Strategist14> Seems fair. The Black King slams into the ground, absolutely obliterating a vast portion of his army, and leaving a blood-streaked crater around him
  231. Sep 11 15:25:25 <Alexander_Pyrite> What action did that use?
  232. Sep 11 15:25:39 <Alexander_Pyrite> and what damage roll?
  233. Sep 11 15:26:13 <Strategist14> I'm gonna say full turn. Grapple and throw should each be a standard action normally, but that was creative enough to be worth fudging the rules a bit for
  234. Sep 11 15:26:34 <Strategist14> Let's say terminal velocity for getting launched from space is 50d10
  235. Sep 11 15:26:42 <Strategist14> Your attack. You roll it.
  236. Sep 11 15:27:00 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 50d10
  237. Sep 11 15:27:00 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (50d10) [301] : {301}
  238. Sep 11 15:27:06 <Alexander_Pyrite> dude thats almost all his hp
  239. Sep 11 15:27:11 <Alexander_Pyrite> 3/5
  240. Sep 11 15:27:30 <Strategist14> The king is reduced to a bloody pulp in one shot.
  241. Sep 11 15:27:47 <Strategist14> Except for one thing
  242. Sep 11 15:28:05 <Strategist14> Potatoes grow underground.
  243. Sep 11 15:28:40 <Strategist14> Tendrils emerge from the ruined body, burrowing deep into the core of Skaia and wrapping themselves around the walls of the crater
  244. Sep 11 15:28:58 <Strategist14> BK gains 151 Max HP
  245. Sep 11 15:29:40 <Strategist14> He descends deeper into the planet's core, but not before shooting you with another metric ton of arrows.
  246. Sep 11 15:30:13 <Strategist14> These ones aimed upwards into space at you, instead of for the sake of raining down
  247. Sep 11 15:30:20 <Strategist14> !Roll 3d4 attacks
  248. Sep 11 15:30:20 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (3d4) [9] : {9}
  249. Sep 11 15:30:30 <Strategist14> !Roll 9#1d20+92
  250. Sep 11 15:30:30 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+92) [11+92] : {103} (1d20+92) [7+92] : {99} (1d20+92) [12+92] : {104} (1d20+92) [12+92] : {104} (1d20+92) [1+92] : {93} (1d20+92) [19+92] : {111} (1d20+92) [7+92] : {99} (1d20+92) [14+92] : {106} (1d20+92) [16+92] :
  251. Sep 11 15:30:49 <Alexander_Pyrite> maybe its time to up his bonus >:)
  252. Sep 11 15:31:18 <Strategist14> Indeed. BK activates his Overgrowth passive
  253. Sep 11 15:31:41 <Strategist14> The roll of 106 receives +2 to hit, and one of the 104s receives +4 to hit.
  254. Sep 11 15:32:16 <Strategist14> BK is down to 10/16 Growth Tokens, and that makes three hits against your 108 AC
  255. Sep 11 15:32:30 <Alexander_Pyrite> if only i had taken more damage
  256. Sep 11 15:32:36 <Strategist14> !Roll 3#3d6 damage
  257. Sep 11 15:32:36 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (3d6) [9] : {9} (3d6) [12] : {12} (3d6) [9] : {9}
  258. Sep 11 15:33:23 <Strategist14> The fighting below you slows once more, a frozen tableau of Bahamut absolutely wrecking Dersite face
  259. Sep 11 15:33:54 <Strategist14> BK uses Getting In Gear again. CC=5/12
  260. Sep 11 15:34:21 <Strategist14> He now uses Reap The Harvest, and regains 50 HP immediately. This will continue for three more turns.
  261. Sep 11 15:34:49 <Strategist14> Minor action on Temporal Hop, to skip everything one turn forward
  262. Sep 11 15:35:14 <Alexander_Pyrite> ((KING CRIMSON))
  263. Sep 11 15:35:25 <Strategist14> That's 1 recharges for AQ, CC, and GT, and a repeat of Fight In The Shade, Nihil Fortior Rex, and Reap The Harvest
  264. Sep 11 15:35:39 <Strategist14> !Roll 3d4 arrow attacks
  265. Sep 11 15:35:39 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (3d4) [5] : {5}
  266. Sep 11 15:35:44 <Strategist14> !Roll 5#1d20+92
  267. Sep 11 15:35:44 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+92) [9+92] : {101} (1d20+92) [1+92] : {93} (1d20+92) [7+92] : {99} (1d20+92) [14+92] : {106} (1d20+92) [14+92] : {106}
  268. Sep 11 15:36:09 <Strategist14> Again. +2 to each 106, at the expense of 4 GT
  269. Sep 11 15:36:14 <Strategist14> !Roll 2#3d6 damage
  270. Sep 11 15:36:14 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (3d6) [10] : {10} (3d6) [12] : {12}
  271. Sep 11 15:36:33 <Alexander_Pyrite> Now ive got that nice 112 AC
  272. Sep 11 15:36:42 <Alexander_Pyrite> it now takes a 20 to hit mean with a measly 92 bonus
  273. Sep 11 15:36:58 <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+55 vs Cha Resist, via Nihil Fortior Rex
  274. Sep 11 15:36:58 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+55) [20+55] : {75}
  275. Sep 11 15:37:13 <Strategist14> And there's your 20
  276. Sep 11 15:37:14 <Strategist14> !Roll 8d8+5
  277. Sep 11 15:37:14 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (8d8+5) [27+5] : {32}
  278. Sep 11 15:37:42 <Strategist14> Finally, BK heals from the accelerated Reap The Harvest, putting him at 400/601 HP
  279. Sep 11 15:37:46 <Strategist14> Your turn.
  280. Sep 11 15:38:20 <Alexander_Pyrite> I fly at him from space, downward to punch him right int he darn face
  281. Sep 11 15:38:32 <Alexander_Pyrite> do i get any bonus from thousands of pounds of momentum?
  282. Sep 11 15:39:01 <Strategist14> Keeping in mind you'd have to fly directly through that last turn of arrows?
  283. Sep 11 15:39:23 <Alexander_Pyrite> 3d4 of em?
  284. Sep 11 15:39:24 <Alexander_Pyrite> yeah
  285. Sep 11 15:39:33 <Strategist14> Sure. If you hit, call it a crit.
  286. Sep 11 15:39:40 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  287. Sep 11 15:39:40 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [15+7] : {22}
  288. Sep 11 15:39:51 <Alexander_Pyrite> 22*4=88
  289. Sep 11 15:39:55 <Strategist14> Beats 75 AC
  290. Sep 11 15:40:11 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 12d6+7
  291. Sep 11 15:40:11 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (12d6+7) [40+7] : {47}
  292. Sep 11 15:40:15 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d4+7
  293. Sep 11 15:40:15 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d4+7) [4+7] : {11}
  294. Sep 11 15:40:20 <Alexander_Pyrite> 11+47=58
  295. Sep 11 15:40:33 <Alexander_Pyrite> 58*4=232
  296. Sep 11 15:40:54 <Strategist14> !Roll 3d4 arrows
  297. Sep 11 15:40:54 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (3d4) [6] : {6}
  298. Sep 11 15:40:59 <Strategist14> !Roll 6#1d20+92
  299. Sep 11 15:40:59 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+92) [3+92] : {95} (1d20+92) [18+92] : {110} (1d20+92) [18+92] : {110} (1d20+92) [4+92] : {96} (1d20+92) [10+92] : {102} (1d20+92) [7+92] : {99}
  300. Sep 11 15:41:20 <Alexander_Pyrite> None hit
  301. Sep 11 15:41:31 <Strategist14> +2 to both 110s, as the arrows dramatically enlarge themselves for the sake of smashing into you
  302. Sep 11 15:41:36 <Strategist14> !Roll 2#3d6
  303. Sep 11 15:41:37 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (3d6) [11] : {11} (3d6) [11] : {11}
  304. Sep 11 15:41:52 <Alexander_Pyrite> 2/3 hp
  305. Sep 11 15:41:57 <Strategist14> King is down to 3/12 GT. He can't keep that up much more.
  306. Sep 11 15:42:01 <Alexander_Pyrite> How is the planet of the battlefield doing?
  307. Sep 11 15:42:09 <Alexander_Pyrite> Any big cracks?
  308. Sep 11 15:42:16 <Strategist14> Other than the crater you just deepened, nothing
  309. Sep 11 15:42:30 <Alexander_Pyrite> What actions do i still have?
  310. Sep 11 15:42:35 <Strategist14> Minor
  311. Sep 11 15:42:57 <Alexander_Pyrite> Would you allow jumping up and stomping him into the ground?
  312. Sep 11 15:43:16 <Strategist14> Not without a standard action, sorry
  313. Sep 11 15:43:36 <Alexander_Pyrite> got it
  314. Sep 11 15:43:46 <Alexander_Pyrite> I punch the ground next to his head and laugh
  315. Sep 11 15:44:03 <Strategist14> Wanna roll Intimidate?
  316. Sep 11 15:44:06 <Alexander_Pyrite> sure
  317. Sep 11 15:44:16 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+2
  318. Sep 11 15:44:16 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [1+2] : {3}
  319. Sep 11 15:44:19 <Alexander_Pyrite> great
  320. Sep 11 15:44:21 <Alexander_Pyrite> greeeat
  321. Sep 11 15:44:56 <Strategist14> Your voice cracks, but that still sorta counts as a laugh... right?
  322. Sep 11 15:45:21 <Alexander_Pyrite> totally ;-;
  323. Sep 11 15:45:23 <Alexander_Pyrite> end
  324. Sep 11 15:45:29 <Strategist14> BK's turn. He heals again, and you get hurt by the music some more
  325. Sep 11 15:45:35 <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+55 vs Cha
  326. Sep 11 15:45:35 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+55) [15+55] : {70}
  327. Sep 11 15:45:40 <Alexander_Pyrite> hit
  328. Sep 11 15:45:57 <Strategist14> !Roll 4d8+5 damage
  329. Sep 11 15:45:57 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (4d8+5) [24+5] : {29}
  330. Sep 11 15:46:35 <Strategist14> BK recharges 1 each of AQ, GT, and CC.
  331. Sep 11 15:47:10 <Strategist14> Now he's going to use another fun little power of his. This one is called King Of Life.
  332. Sep 11 15:47:13 <Alexander_Pyrite> ((i see that intermission ability and im worried ooc))
  333. Sep 11 15:47:21 <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+72 vs Dex Resist
  334. Sep 11 15:47:21 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+72) [18+72] : {90}
  335. Sep 11 15:47:27 <Alexander_Pyrite> 64
  336. Sep 11 15:47:36 <Alexander_Pyrite> there is no way he failed that
  337. Sep 11 15:47:44 <Alexander_Pyrite> other than a 1
  338. Sep 11 15:48:21 <Strategist14> Vinelike tendrils burst from the crater walls and grab hold of you, lifting you into the air above the mass that used to be the king
  339. Sep 11 15:48:30 <Strategist14> !Roll 4d10+30 damage
  340. Sep 11 15:48:30 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (4d10+30) [37+30] : {67}
  341. Sep 11 15:48:55 * Alexander_Pyrite screams in pain
  342. Sep 11 15:49:20 <Strategist14> BK then burns through another 6 CC to impale you with one of those spears of his
  343. Sep 11 15:49:36 <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+100 to hit
  344. Sep 11 15:49:36 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+100) [14+100] : {114}
  345. Sep 11 15:49:43 <Alexander_Pyrite> hit
  346. Sep 11 15:49:52 <Alexander_Pyrite> too bad i didnt take 3% more damage or it wouldnt have been
  347. Sep 11 15:49:58 <Strategist14> !Roll 10d10+50 damage.
  348. Sep 11 15:49:58 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (10d10+50) [57+50] : {107}
  349. Sep 11 15:50:12 <Strategist14> ((Still has enough GT for +4 to hit))
  350. Sep 11 15:50:53 <Strategist14> This is what we might call
  351. Sep 11 15:50:59 <Strategist14> And what the music DOES in fact change to call
  352. Sep 11 15:51:05 <Strategist14> Getting shot through the heart
  353. Sep 11 15:51:26 <Strategist14> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY64UWKfPJg
  354. Sep 11 15:51:54 <Strategist14> This is the new background music BK starts to play.
  355. Sep 11 15:52:54 <Strategist14> Lastly, the fragmented remains of the king's gear system start trying to restart themselves. Minor action for +2 CC.
  356. Sep 11 15:52:56 <Strategist14> Your turn.
  357. Sep 11 15:53:11 <Alexander_Pyrite> I rip out the spear
  358. Sep 11 15:53:17 <Alexander_Pyrite> "Really, with the music?!"
  359. Sep 11 15:53:34 <Alexander_Pyrite> I jump and stomp him into the ground, simultaneously imapling hi with his own spear.
  360. Sep 11 15:53:43 <Strategist14> You're still grappled
  361. Sep 11 15:53:48 <Alexander_Pyrite> Oh right
  362. Sep 11 15:53:53 <Alexander_Pyrite> Break free
  363. Sep 11 15:53:56 <Strategist14> Standard action to try and free yourself
  364. Sep 11 15:54:02 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  365. Sep 11 15:54:02 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [7+7] : {14}
  366. Sep 11 15:54:09 <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+75
  367. Sep 11 15:54:09 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+75) [6+75] : {81}
  368. Sep 11 15:54:14 <Alexander_Pyrite> 56
  369. Sep 11 15:54:18 <Alexander_Pyrite> ouch this is gonna take a while
  370. Sep 11 15:54:35 <Strategist14> Antigrapple is an Athletics check
  371. Sep 11 15:54:39 <Alexander_Pyrite> so it is
  372. Sep 11 15:54:54 <Alexander_Pyrite> psyche 136
  373. Sep 11 15:54:56 <Alexander_Pyrite> hes free
  374. Sep 11 15:54:57 <Strategist14> You're free, but that's still your standard action taken to fight off the vines
  375. Sep 11 15:55:09 <Alexander_Pyrite> Can i ri out the spear and throw it at him?
  376. Sep 11 15:55:43 <Strategist14> Why not
  377. Sep 11 15:55:47 <Alexander_Pyrite> no mod?
  378. Sep 11 15:55:48 <Strategist14> No damage mod, though.
  379. Sep 11 15:55:50 <Strategist14> Yeah
  380. Sep 11 15:55:54 <Alexander_Pyrite> but still to hit right
  381. Sep 11 15:55:56 <Strategist14> Yes
  382. Sep 11 15:56:00 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  383. Sep 11 15:56:00 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [6+7] : {13}
  384. Sep 11 15:56:08 <Alexander_Pyrite> 52, nada
  385. Sep 11 15:56:17 <Alexander_Pyrite> I jump back a few paces and square off again
  386. Sep 11 15:56:22 <Alexander_Pyrite> im hurting
  387. Sep 11 15:56:42 <Strategist14> The King's turn
  388. Sep 11 15:56:57 <Strategist14> Nihil Fortior Rex - his theme song - finishes itself up
  389. Sep 11 15:57:11 <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+55 vs Cha Resist
  390. Sep 11 15:57:11 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+55) [7+55] : {62}
  391. Sep 11 15:57:26 <Strategist14> But by now, you're already used to it
  392. Sep 11 15:58:11 <Strategist14> He also finishes regenerating, and the roots he's embedded himself into the crater walls with shrivel up and disappear after one last +50 HP
  393. Sep 11 15:58:42 <Strategist14> This doesn't mean he's done attacking, though
  394. Sep 11 15:59:11 <Strategist14> The King, using that earbuds prototype to its full potential, starts to scream.
  395. Sep 11 15:59:30 <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+72 vs Con Resist: By Royal Decree
  396. Sep 11 15:59:41 <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+72
  397. Sep 11 15:59:41 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+72) [1+72] : {73}
  398. Sep 11 15:59:49 <Alexander_Pyrite> critfail your turn mofo
  399. Sep 11 16:00:01 <Strategist14> The BK's voice also cracks. You both share a moment of sympathy with each other
  400. Sep 11 16:00:39 <Strategist14> This sympathy is interrupted by four arrows getting shot at you from the dead roots.
  401. Sep 11 16:00:50 <Strategist14> !Roll 4#1d20+92 vs AC
  402. Sep 11 16:00:50 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+92) [13+92] : {105} (1d20+92) [5+92] : {97} (1d20+92) [15+92] : {107} (1d20+92) [8+92] : {100}
  403. Sep 11 16:01:17 <Alexander_Pyrite> all miss and he doesnt have enough to get to 116
  404. Sep 11 16:01:25 <Strategist14> Eeyup
  405. Sep 11 16:01:56 <Strategist14> BK's minor action continues to attempt to get those gears of his restarted, which causes 1 turn to skip ahead and help recharge his resources
  406. Sep 11 16:01:59 <Strategist14> Your turn
  407. Sep 11 16:02:20 <Alexander_Pyrite> I jump at him and dig my gauntlets into his body and rip out the gears as much as i can.
  408. Sep 11 16:02:24 <Alexander_Pyrite> what rolls?
  409. Sep 11 16:03:10 <Strategist14> Normal attack rolls. If you hit, roll again to see if you specifically manage to hit a gear or just some other part
  410. Sep 11 16:03:20 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  411. Sep 11 16:03:20 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [10+7] : {17}
  412. Sep 11 16:03:27 <Alexander_Pyrite> 68
  413. Sep 11 16:03:33 <Strategist14> Keep in mind, your gauntlets have Combo so you can swing once each
  414. Sep 11 16:03:42 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  415. Sep 11 16:03:42 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [3+7] : {10}
  416. Sep 11 16:03:44 <Strategist14> 68 fails to do any lasting damage
  417. Sep 11 16:03:47 <Alexander_Pyrite> damn
  418. Sep 11 16:03:47 <Strategist14> So does 40
  419. Sep 11 16:04:23 <Strategist14> The King's turn begins with another four arrows, in the vague hope that one of them will crit
  420. Sep 11 16:04:28 <Strategist14> !Roll 4#1d20+92
  421. Sep 11 16:04:28 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+92) [7+92] : {99} (1d20+92) [19+92] : {111} (1d20+92) [5+92] : {97} (1d20+92) [20+92] : {112}
  422. Sep 11 16:04:35 <Strategist14> Oh hey cool a crit
  423. Sep 11 16:04:36 <Alexander_Pyrite> and it does
  424. Sep 11 16:04:39 <Strategist14> !Roll 3d6 damage
  425. Sep 11 16:04:39 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (3d6) [9] : {9}
  426. Sep 11 16:04:56 <Alexander_Pyrite> Wawit strat time out
  427. Sep 11 16:05:01 <Strategist14> Mm?
  428. Sep 11 16:05:25 <Alexander_Pyrite> for my feat Saiyan Strength, does the .25 bonus effect his to hit rolls as well?
  429. Sep 11 16:05:38 <Strategist14> No, just damage
  430. Sep 11 16:05:42 <Alexander_Pyrite> got it
  431. Sep 11 16:05:43 <Alexander_Pyrite> continue
  432. Sep 11 16:06:05 <Strategist14> You take 9 damage when one arrow happens to lightly graze you
  433. Sep 11 16:06:41 <Strategist14> BK thinks now might be a good time to try the whole "stop your heart from beating" thing, while he still has clockwork powers to do so with
  434. Sep 11 16:06:55 <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+72 vs Str resist
  435. Sep 11 16:06:55 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+72) [6+72] : {78}
  436. Sep 11 16:07:29 <Strategist14> Which would be a failure. Normally.
  437. Sep 11 16:07:55 <Strategist14> But he's got 7 GT to work with. And by spending 6 of them for +6 to hit on top of that...
  438. Sep 11 16:08:13 <Alexander_Pyrite> he wins ties right?
  439. Sep 11 16:08:15 <Strategist14> Your internal organs aren't frozen in time. But they DO start to swell in a monumentally uncomfortable way
  440. Sep 11 16:08:20 <Strategist14> Eeyup, ties hit
  441. Sep 11 16:08:42 <Strategist14> !Roll 12d12+50 damage
  442. Sep 11 16:08:42 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (12d12+50) [101+50] : {151}
  443. Sep 11 16:09:10 <Alexander_Pyrite> "AAARG!"
  444. Sep 11 16:09:10 <Strategist14> Uncomfortable is starting to feel like an understatement
  445. Sep 11 16:09:20 <Alexander_Pyrite> 15% hp
  446. Sep 11 16:09:23 <Strategist14> He screeches back
  447. Sep 11 16:09:53 <Strategist14> Minor action to buy himself some time and gain 2 CC, and then your turn
  448. Sep 11 16:10:08 <Alexander_Pyrite> Time for a vanilla one two punch.
  449. Sep 11 16:10:09 <Alexander_Pyrite> No more gams
  450. Sep 11 16:10:16 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  451. Sep 11 16:10:16 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [17+7] : {24}
  452. Sep 11 16:10:25 <Strategist14> Hit.
  453. Sep 11 16:10:25 <Alexander_Pyrite> 96
  454. Sep 11 16:10:34 <Strategist14> Wanna roll again to go for the gears?
  455. Sep 11 16:10:46 <Alexander_Pyrite> No, ill take this for now
  456. Sep 11 16:11:05 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 6d6+7+1d4+7
  457. Sep 11 16:11:05 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (6d6+7) [19+7] : {26}
  458. Sep 11 16:11:12 <Alexander_Pyrite> wait did that work
  459. Sep 11 16:11:22 <Strategist14> Do the 1d4+7 separately
  460. Sep 11 16:11:29 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d4+7
  461. Sep 11 16:11:29 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d4+7) [1+7] : {8}
  462. Sep 11 16:11:37 <Strategist14> So 34*4 damage
  463. Sep 11 16:11:45 <Alexander_Pyrite> nope
  464. Sep 11 16:11:48 <Alexander_Pyrite> 4.5
  465. Sep 11 16:11:55 <Alexander_Pyrite> 153
  466. Sep 11 16:12:01 <Alexander_Pyrite> Saiyan strength
  467. Sep 11 16:12:02 <Strategist14> Ah, yes. The 1.5 multiplier
  468. Sep 11 16:12:23 <Alexander_Pyrite> With my combo, i would like to go for the gears and shove my hand into his chest
  469. Sep 11 16:12:27 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  470. Sep 11 16:12:27 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [4+7] : {11}
  471. Sep 11 16:12:29 <Strategist14> That's separate from the quadruple, by the way
  472. Sep 11 16:12:36 <Alexander_Pyrite> ((killing me andres))
  473. Sep 11 16:12:46 <Strategist14> They're multiplicative, not additive. 34*4*1.5
  474. Sep 11 16:13:00 <Strategist14> 204 damage
  475. Sep 11 16:13:05 <Alexander_Pyrite> well fun
  476. Sep 11 16:13:19 <Strategist14> King is reduced to 164/837 HP.
  477. Sep 11 16:13:20 <Alexander_Pyrite> ((mind if we take a 5 minute break? gotta shove some food down my throat))
  478. Sep 11 16:13:25 <Strategist14> ((Go for it))
  479. Sep 11 16:20:02 <Alexander_Pyrite> g
  480. Sep 11 16:20:30 <Strategist14> g
  481. Sep 11 16:20:35 <Alexander_Pyrite> go
  482. Sep 11 16:20:41 <Alexander_Pyrite> sorry i thought that was slang for go
  483. Sep 11 16:20:42 <Alexander_Pyrite> anyway
  484. Sep 11 16:21:08 <Alexander_Pyrite> i rolled a weak attempt at ripping his innards out
  485. Sep 11 16:21:13 <Strategist14> So you did
  486. Sep 11 16:21:14 <yzabtech> n is slang for "no of course g isn't slang for go you friccin moron"
  487. Sep 11 16:21:42 <Alexander_Pyrite> watch a dota pro game nerd
  488. Sep 11 16:21:47 <Alexander_Pyrite> epople asying g all the time
  489. Sep 11 16:21:53 <yzabtech> i'm just kidding
  490. Sep 11 16:21:53 <inTheBushes> ^
  491. Sep 11 16:22:11 <yzabtech> jsut a prank bro
  492. Sep 11 16:22:13 <yzabtech> just*
  493. Sep 11 16:22:24 <Strategist14> The King, having noticed he's actually pretty close to dying himself right now, decides the best option for him is to go back to using his PotatoPower™ to absorb energy from the ground he's surrounded with
  494. Sep 11 16:22:33 <Strategist14> BK regains 50 HP
  495. Sep 11 16:22:41 <Alexander_Pyrite> hes like that guy in percy jackson
  496. Sep 11 16:22:47 <Alexander_Pyrite> too bad alex never read percy jackson
  497. Sep 11 16:22:59 <Strategist14> A moment of silence for the poor dead reference
  498. Sep 11 16:23:12 <Alexander_Pyrite> hey that was a good book series
  499. Sep 11 16:23:28 <Strategist14> It was
  500. Sep 11 16:23:51 <Strategist14> Another moment of silence as BK uses Temporal Hop to make that effect repeat immediately instead of waiting another turn
  501. Sep 11 16:24:23 <Strategist14> This also, of course, recharges one each of his limited resources AQ, GT, and CC.
  502. Sep 11 16:24:25 <Strategist14> Your turn
  503. Sep 11 16:24:34 <Alexander_Pyrite> Time to go on the offensive once again
  504. Sep 11 16:24:41 <Alexander_Pyrite> combo vanialla attack
  505. Sep 11 16:24:44 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  506. Sep 11 16:24:44 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [9+7] : {16}
  507. Sep 11 16:24:52 <Alexander_Pyrite> Not enough
  508. Sep 11 16:24:56 <Strategist14> Not quite
  509. Sep 11 16:24:57 <Alexander_Pyrite> I guess he deflects it
  510. Sep 11 16:25:08 <Alexander_Pyrite> I decide to pick him up and throw him once again
  511. Sep 11 16:25:09 <Strategist14> Your fist kinda just sinks into the potato
  512. Sep 11 16:25:34 <Alexander_Pyrite> Actually no
  513. Sep 11 16:25:37 <Strategist14> Roll athletics if you like, but keep in mind he's currently got himself rooted into the ground
  514. Sep 11 16:25:40 <Alexander_Pyrite> Im gonna hit him again
  515. Sep 11 16:25:40 <Alexander_Pyrite> yeah
  516. Sep 11 16:25:44 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  517. Sep 11 16:25:44 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [7+7] : {14}
  518. Sep 11 16:25:46 <Alexander_Pyrite> ugh
  519. Sep 11 16:25:51 <Strategist14> Also no
  520. Sep 11 16:26:17 <Strategist14> BK gains another +1 to his stuff, along with another 50 HP.
  521. Sep 11 16:26:56 <Strategist14> He's then going to immediately start out with a minor action for Temporal Hop, to do all that again. The roots, having been accelerated twice now, fall away
  522. Sep 11 16:27:24 <Strategist14> And now he yells at you a bunch
  523. Sep 11 16:27:32 <Strategist14> Probably for not getting a certain reference
  524. Sep 11 16:27:39 <Strategist14> By Royal Decree
  525. Sep 11 16:27:48 <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+72 vs Con Resist
  526. Sep 11 16:27:48 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+72) [7+72] : {79}
  527. Sep 11 16:27:54 <Alexander_Pyrite> NO sir
  528. Sep 11 16:28:14 <Strategist14> Yeah he just spends 1 GT to get the +1 to hit he needs
  529. Sep 11 16:28:29 <Strategist14> He's been recharging it, if you remember
  530. Sep 11 16:29:07 <Alexander_Pyrite> darn
  531. Sep 11 16:29:21 <Strategist14> And that, augmented and echoed over on itself again by the crater walls surrounding you both, is pretty darn painful.
  532. Sep 11 16:29:30 <Strategist14> !Roll 40d4 damage.
  533. Sep 11 16:29:30 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (40d4) [93] : {93}
  534. Sep 11 16:30:02 <Alexander_Pyrite> i have 10hp remaininhg
  535. Sep 11 16:30:11 <Alexander_Pyrite> barely a percent
  536. Sep 11 16:30:40 <Strategist14> Your ears ring. Your entire body aches. You can't hear anything, you can barely FEEL anything except for the screaming pain that persists through every part of your being
  537. Sep 11 16:30:53 <Strategist14> It's your turn. Make it count.
  538. Sep 11 16:31:15 <Alexander_Pyrite> I yell in anger and go for one final combo.
  539. Sep 11 16:31:20 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  540. Sep 11 16:31:20 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [12+7] : {19}
  541. Sep 11 16:31:28 <Alexander_Pyrite> Praise the lord
  542. Sep 11 16:31:34 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 6d6+7
  543. Sep 11 16:31:34 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (6d6+7) [27+7] : {34}
  544. Sep 11 16:31:38 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d4+7
  545. Sep 11 16:31:38 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d4+7) [2+7] : {9}
  546. Sep 11 16:31:53 <Strategist14> You're below 1/4 HP. That means you're up to *4*1.5 damage multiplier
  547. Sep 11 16:31:59 <Alexander_Pyrite> 258
  548. Sep 11 16:32:08 <Alexander_Pyrite> he has less health than i do
  549. Sep 11 16:32:19 <Strategist14> The king staggers
  550. Sep 11 16:32:23 <Strategist14> ... But doesn't fall
  551. Sep 11 16:33:00 <Strategist14> In fact, he almost seems bigger and angrier than before you hit him
  552. Sep 11 16:33:16 <Strategist14> HP: 135/866
  553. Sep 11 16:33:33 <Alexander_Pyrite> Ive still got one punch to throw
  554. Sep 11 16:33:37 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  555. Sep 11 16:33:37 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [2+7] : {9}
  556. Sep 11 16:33:41 <Alexander_Pyrite> of course
  557. Sep 11 16:33:54 <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex backs up and puts some distance between him and the monster
  558. Sep 11 16:34:13 <Strategist14> The monster answers distance the same way it always does.
  559. Sep 11 16:34:16 <Strategist14> Spear Falls, You Die
  560. Sep 11 16:34:20 <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+100 vs AC
  561. Sep 11 16:34:20 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+100) [5+100] : {105}
  562. Sep 11 16:34:29 <Alexander_Pyrite> surprisingly not a hit
  563. Sep 11 16:34:42 <Strategist14> -6 CC to try again
  564. Sep 11 16:34:59 <Strategist14> The battle around you slows to a stop, then begins to go in reverse
  565. Sep 11 16:35:14 <Strategist14> The spear, having missed you by a fair amount, also backs up
  566. Sep 11 16:35:23 <Strategist14> And then he tries again
  567. Sep 11 16:35:31 <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+100 vs AC
  568. Sep 11 16:35:31 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+100) [20+100] : {120}
  569. Sep 11 16:35:41 <Alexander_Pyrite> oh
  570. Sep 11 16:35:53 <Strategist14> And so it was.
  571. Sep 11 16:35:55 <Alexander_Pyrite> I fall to my knees
  572. Sep 11 16:36:29 <Strategist14> The Black King of Derse rises, and laughs.
  573. Sep 11 16:36:34 <Alexander_Pyrite> My stomache perforated with a statue of liberty sized spear in my chest
  574. Sep 11 16:37:02 <Strategist14> !Roll 20d10+50 damage.
  575. Sep 11 16:37:02 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (20d10+50) [82+50] : {132}
  576. Sep 11 16:37:11 <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex is now at -120 damage
  577. Sep 11 16:37:24 <Alexander_Pyrite> Hes come so far
  578. Sep 11 16:37:42 <Alexander_Pyrite> Dealt with impossible challenges only gods and mosnsters could comprehend
  579. Sep 11 16:37:49 <Alexander_Pyrite> and he isnt done
  580. Sep 11 16:38:11 <Strategist14> Alex: Rise Up.
  581. Sep 11 16:38:30 <Alexander_Pyrite> He rips the spear out, for the third time, and gains a burst of energy.
  582. Sep 11 16:38:37 <Alexander_Pyrite> Its not a lot, but its enough.
  583. Sep 11 16:38:50 <Alexander_Pyrite> One final round
  584. Sep 11 16:38:57 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  585. Sep 11 16:38:57 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [10+7] : {17}
  586. Sep 11 16:39:16 <Strategist14> Advantage. BK doesn't think you're alive.
  587. Sep 11 16:39:22 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  588. Sep 11 16:39:22 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [5+7] : {12}
  589. Sep 11 16:39:30 <Strategist14> Yeah you still miss
  590. Sep 11 16:39:42 <Strategist14> But on the plus side
  591. Sep 11 16:39:46 <Strategist14> BK still doesn't think you're alive
  592. Sep 11 16:39:48 <Alexander_Pyrite> Combob
  593. Sep 11 16:39:50 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  594. Sep 11 16:39:50 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [4+7] : {11}
  595. Sep 11 16:39:51 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  596. Sep 11 16:39:51 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [6+7] : {13}
  597. Sep 11 16:39:55 <Alexander_Pyrite> what is up tyche
  598. Sep 11 16:39:58 <Strategist14> Yeah you got nothing
  599. Sep 11 16:40:14 <Alexander_Pyrite> Dont suppose he could tackle him
  600. Sep 11 16:40:19 <Strategist14> Not this turn
  601. Sep 11 16:40:26 <Alexander_Pyrite> yeah i expected that
  602. Sep 11 16:40:39 <Strategist14> BK spends his own turn raining spears down upon the battlefield where Bahamut is still fighting off the entire combined forces of Derse
  603. Sep 11 16:40:43 <Alexander_Pyrite> I'm gonna use taunt, for funsies
  604. Sep 11 16:40:51 <Alexander_Pyrite> He is now forced to attack me
  605. Sep 11 16:41:03 <Strategist14> Is that a free action?
  606. Sep 11 16:41:11 <Alexander_Pyrite> we never decided
  607. Sep 11 16:41:19 <Strategist14> Ah what the heck
  608. Sep 11 16:41:28 <Alexander_Pyrite> we also never decided if it was just focusing him or physically attacking
  609. Sep 11 16:41:52 <Strategist14> BK, suddenly aware that you're not only not dead, but are in fact alive, points those deathspear-arrows at you instead
  610. Sep 11 16:41:57 <Strategist14> !Roll 3d4 attacks
  611. Sep 11 16:41:57 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (3d4) [5] : {5}
  612. Sep 11 16:42:03 <Strategist14> !Roll 5#1d20+92 vs AC
  613. Sep 11 16:42:03 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+92) [8+92] : {100} (1d20+92) [13+92] : {105} (1d20+92) [19+92] : {111} (1d20+92) [16+92] : {108} (1d20+92) [12+92] : {104}
  614. Sep 11 16:42:12 <Alexander_Pyrite> None come even close
  615. Sep 11 16:42:20 <Strategist14> Your turn.
  616. Sep 11 16:42:24 <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex is faster than eyesight and bullshit spears
  617. Sep 11 16:42:50 <Alexander_Pyrite> I snatch one out of the air and embed it in the bk's head, sideways, right through his temple
  618. Sep 11 16:42:54 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  619. Sep 11 16:42:54 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [16+7] : {23}
  620. Sep 11 16:43:02 <Alexander_Pyrite> ((fucking finally god))
  621. Sep 11 16:43:04 <Strategist14> And that, my friend, is a hit.
  622. Sep 11 16:43:18 <Alexander_Pyrite> damage roll for op spear?
  623. Sep 11 16:43:32 <Strategist14> 5d10
  624. Sep 11 16:43:38 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 5d10+7
  625. Sep 11 16:43:38 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (5d10+7) [36+7] : {43}
  626. Sep 11 16:43:48 <Alexander_Pyrite> another 258
  627. Sep 11 16:44:02 <Strategist14> HP: 6/995
  628. Sep 11 16:44:11 <Strategist14> The king staggers
  629. Sep 11 16:44:22 <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex kicks him over, sparta style
  630. Sep 11 16:45:23 <Strategist14> Roll.
  631. Sep 11 16:45:28 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  632. Sep 11 16:45:28 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [16+7] : {23}
  633. Sep 11 16:46:33 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d1+7
  634. Sep 11 16:46:34 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d1+7) [1+7] : {8}
  635. Sep 11 16:46:54 <Strategist14> *4*1.5 damage = 48 damage.
  636. Sep 11 16:47:01 <Alexander_Pyrite> oh right that
  637. Sep 11 16:47:16 <Strategist14> The King of Derse is reduced to 0/1000 HP.
  638. Sep 11 16:47:34 <Alexander_Pyrite> I pick him up and throw him again into the atmosphere
  639. Sep 11 16:47:39 <Alexander_Pyrite> No potato ass shit going on here
  640. Sep 11 16:47:58 <Strategist14> Good call
  641. Sep 11 16:48:04 <Strategist14> Except for one key thing
  642. Sep 11 16:48:07 <Alexander_Pyrite> omg
  643. Sep 11 16:48:18 <Strategist14> BK has enough CC to take a turn.
  644. Sep 11 16:48:28 <Strategist14> One more turn.
  645. Sep 11 16:48:50 <Strategist14> And he's going to use that turn.
  646. Sep 11 16:49:04 <Strategist14> To cast the one power he never got the chance to.
  647. Sep 11 16:49:13 <Strategist14> Intermission.
  648. Sep 11 16:49:15 <Alexander_Pyrite> ((dammit))
  649. Sep 11 16:49:37 <Strategist14> The Black King takes an extended rest.
  650. Sep 11 16:49:52 <Alexander_Pyrite> ((lmao rip spreadsheet))
  651. Sep 11 16:50:22 <Strategist14> Time stops. Everything stops.
  652. Sep 11 16:50:33 <Strategist14> It's all over.
  653. Sep 11 16:51:06 <Strategist14> But he'll be back.
  654. Sep 11 16:51:53 <Alexander_Pyrite> Hes gone?
  655. Sep 11 16:52:01 <Strategist14> He's gone.
  656. Sep 11 16:52:08 <Strategist14> He's regenerating, but he's gone.
  657. Sep 11 16:52:08 <Alexander_Pyrite> I allow myself to shrink
  658. Sep 11 16:52:14 <Alexander_Pyrite> Which actually means im at 0 hp
  659. Sep 11 16:52:20 <Alexander_Pyrite> i hope lyra is paying attention
  660. Sep 11 16:52:46 <Strategist14> Lyra is offscreen right now, writing a cutscene
  661. Sep 11 16:52:57 <Strategist14> It's just you here
  662. Sep 11 16:53:02 <Strategist14> You and Bahamut
  663. Sep 11 16:53:20 <Alexander_Pyrite> Hows bahamut?
  664. Sep 11 16:53:48 <Strategist14> He's doing better than you'd expect for someone facing the entire Dersite army
  665. Sep 11 16:54:09 <Strategist14> Bearing in mind, you did pump him up to be as strong as them, and then you squashed a decent amount of it for him
  666. Sep 11 16:54:20 <Strategist14> But he can't help you either
  667. Sep 11 16:55:02 <Alexander_Pyrite> so alex needs to roll saving throws
  668. Sep 11 16:55:23 <Strategist14> Just for fun
  669. Sep 11 16:55:30 <Strategist14> d20+con
  670. Sep 11 16:55:40 * Alexander_Pyrite (~Alex@2605:a601:130:5900:f01b:1a1c:5cae:6ee7) has left (Leaving)
  671. Sep 11 16:55:48 * Alexander_Pyrite (~Alex@2605:a601:130:5900:f01b:1a1c:5cae:6ee7) has joined
  672. Sep 11 16:55:49 <Strategist14> Welp
  673. Sep 11 16:55:50 <Alexander_Pyrite> whoops
  674. Sep 11 16:55:53 <Strategist14> Oh no you're back
  675. Sep 11 16:55:59 <Strategist14> That wasn't you dying after all
  676. Sep 11 16:56:06 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+6
  677. Sep 11 16:56:06 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [5+6] : {11}
  678. Sep 11 16:56:10 <Alexander_Pyrite> maybe it is :|
  679. Sep 11 16:56:12 <Strategist14> 1/3 successes
  680. Sep 11 16:56:22 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+6
  681. Sep 11 16:56:23 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [1+6] : {7}
  682. Sep 11 16:56:27 <Alexander_Pyrite> oh no
  683. Sep 11 16:56:30 <Strategist14> 2/3 failures
  684. Sep 11 16:56:42 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+6
  685. Sep 11 16:56:42 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [10+6] : {16}
  686. Sep 11 16:56:48 <Strategist14> 2/3 successes
  687. Sep 11 16:56:52 <Strategist14> "hey bro"
  688. Sep 11 16:56:54 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+6
  689. Sep 11 16:56:54 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [13+6] : {19}
  690. Sep 11 16:57:07 <Strategist14> Stabilized at 0 HP
  691. Sep 11 16:57:27 <Strategist14> Bahamut's battle rages around you.
  692. Sep 11 16:57:32 <Strategist14> But you?
  693. Sep 11 16:57:42 <Strategist14> The only thing that really matters to you right now is sleep.
  694. Sep 11 16:57:58 <Strategist14> "bro"
  695. Sep 11 16:58:23 <Strategist14> "cmon bro i died for you"
  696. Sep 11 16:58:34 <Strategist14> "least you can do is pay some respect to your brofessor"
  697. Sep 11 16:58:53 <Strategist14> "bro get up"
  698. Sep 11 16:59:09 <Strategist14> "... bro?"
  699. Sep 11 16:59:37 <Strategist14> You don't hear the rest of what your shield says.
  700. Sep 11 17:00:15 * mitchepie has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  701. Sep 11 17:00:38 <Strategist14> You're busy, having woken up back in your dream body
  702. Sep 11 17:01:03 <Strategist14> On Derse, in Lyra's bedroom, exactly where she said she left you
  703. Sep 11 17:01:15 <Alexander_Pyrite> I sit up, and rub my face
  704. Sep 11 17:02:07 <Alexander_Pyrite> I fly out and lookl around the city
  705. Sep 11 17:02:18 <Strategist14> Wreckage. Just like you left it
  706. Sep 11 17:02:50 <Strategist14> Make me a Perception check, okay?
  707. Sep 11 17:03:42 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20
  708. Sep 11 17:03:42 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20) [17] : {17}
  709. Sep 11 17:04:14 <Strategist14> Turns out you're better at throwing than you thought.
  710. Sep 11 17:04:27 <Strategist14> Because guess who's en route to Derse?
  711. Sep 11 17:04:45 <Alexander_Pyrite> I swear and dart back into lyra's room
  712. Sep 11 17:04:53 <Alexander_Pyrite> Anything that i could use as a weapon or shield?
  713. Sep 11 17:05:06 <Strategist14> It's a dream room.
  714. Sep 11 17:05:14 <Strategist14> ANYTHING can be your weapon or shield. Remember?
  715. Sep 11 17:05:18 <Alexander_Pyrite> Right right
  716. Sep 11 17:05:24 <Alexander_Pyrite> ALex dreams up his grear.
  717. Sep 11 17:05:33 <Alexander_Pyrite> Gauntlets, 2 shields, and chainmail
  718. Sep 11 17:05:41 <Strategist14> And dress suit
  719. Sep 11 17:06:17 <Alexander_Pyrite> That too
  720. Sep 11 17:07:07 <Strategist14> Regarding that copy of the Brofessor you just dreamed up
  721. Sep 11 17:07:25 <Strategist14> Want him conscious or back to the silent shield you'd been working with for most of that first fight?
  722. Sep 11 17:07:39 <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex would make him silent
  723. Sep 11 17:07:42 <Alexander_Pyrite> there is only one true bro
  724. Sep 11 17:08:13 <Strategist14> Amen.
  725. Sep 11 17:08:40 <Strategist14> The King arrives. You can tell because the planet just got smashed like a tin can in front of a train
  726. Sep 11 17:09:34 <Alexander_Pyrite> I tentaively fly at him.
  727. Sep 11 17:09:38 <Alexander_Pyrite> Am i growing?
  728. Sep 11 17:09:43 <Strategist14> Eeyup
  729. Sep 11 17:09:56 <Strategist14> ===== ROUND TWO =====
  730. Sep 11 17:09:58 <Alexander_Pyrite> As i grow i pick up in speed, and yell in defiance
  731. Sep 11 17:10:12 <Alexander_Pyrite> I go for his gears for real this time
  732. Sep 11 17:10:14 <Strategist14> He looks at you in something almost resembling fear
  733. Sep 11 17:10:35 <Strategist14> Make your attacks
  734. Sep 11 17:10:37 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  735. Sep 11 17:10:37 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [7+7] : {14}
  736. Sep 11 17:10:49 <Strategist14> Nope
  737. Sep 11 17:10:51 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  738. Sep 11 17:10:51 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [10+7] : {17}
  739. Sep 11 17:11:00 <Strategist14> Also nope
  740. Sep 11 17:11:04 <Alexander_Pyrite> I go for his gears but nothjing sticks
  741. Sep 11 17:11:36 <Strategist14> There's nothing here for him to latch onto. Skaia was a font of creative energy, but there's nothing in the core of Derse for him to heal through
  742. Sep 11 17:11:57 <Alexander_Pyrite> implying alex would realize that
  743. Sep 11 17:12:36 <Strategist14> The king's roots fail to take hold of anything, wasting his first action
  744. Sep 11 17:13:02 <Strategist14> His second, brought on by 6 of his new set of 12 CC, is to recast Nihil Fortior Rex
  745. Sep 11 17:13:21 <Strategist14> But even that doesn't stick. There's no army to back it up anymore
  746. Sep 11 17:13:44 <Strategist14> The song plays, but it echoes desolately through the ruined streets of what had once been the Black King's home
  747. Sep 11 17:13:57 <Strategist14> He's weak.
  748. Sep 11 17:14:00 <Strategist14> Your turn.
  749. Sep 11 17:14:27 <Alexander_Pyrite> I smile, and grapple him.
  750. Sep 11 17:14:46 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+27
  751. Sep 11 17:14:46 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+27) [10+27] : {37}
  752. Sep 11 17:14:54 <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+75
  753. Sep 11 17:14:54 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+75) [19+75] : {94}
  754. Sep 11 17:15:01 <Strategist14> Easy
  755. Sep 11 17:15:15 * acousticDeadeye (kiwiirc@el-tovar-44.dynamic2.rpi.edu) has joined
  756. Sep 11 17:15:19 <Alexander_Pyrite> Now that hes on the ground, i give him a modless punch
  757. Sep 11 17:15:29 <Alexander_Pyrite> what bonuses do i get for having grappled him?
  758. Sep 11 17:15:41 <Strategist14> Nothing except that he can't get away
  759. Sep 11 17:15:57 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  760. Sep 11 17:15:57 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [18+7] : {25}
  761. Sep 11 17:16:01 <Strategist14> A hit
  762. Sep 11 17:16:07 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 6d6+7
  763. Sep 11 17:16:07 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (6d6+7) [26+7] : {33}
  764. Sep 11 17:16:12 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d4+7
  765. Sep 11 17:16:12 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d4+7) [3+7] : {10}
  766. Sep 11 17:16:17 <Strategist14> No mods
  767. Sep 11 17:16:22 <Alexander_Pyrite> right
  768. Sep 11 17:16:34 <Alexander_Pyrite> 124
  769. Sep 11 17:16:50 <Strategist14> I count 116
  770. Sep 11 17:17:05 <Strategist14> 26+3=29, *4=116
  771. Sep 11 17:17:32 <Alexander_Pyrite> im not sure how i got 31 adding 26 and 4
  772. Sep 11 17:17:34 <Alexander_Pyrite> 3*
  773. Sep 11 17:17:36 <Alexander_Pyrite> end turn
  774. Sep 11 17:18:04 <Strategist14> He tries something else. Anything else.
  775. Sep 11 17:18:09 <Strategist14> Still Thy Beating Heart
  776. Sep 11 17:18:18 <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+72 vs Con Resist
  777. Sep 11 17:18:18 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+72) [7+72] : {79}
  778. Sep 11 17:18:30 <Strategist14> But it's just not enough
  779. Sep 11 17:19:00 <Strategist14> This is your dream. And you're stronger than he is
  780. Sep 11 17:19:03 <Strategist14> Your turn.
  781. Sep 11 17:19:11 <Alexander_Pyrite> I dig both hands and gauntlets into his chest
  782. Sep 11 17:19:21 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  783. Sep 11 17:19:21 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [16+7] : {23}
  784. Sep 11 17:19:25 <Strategist14> Hit
  785. Sep 11 17:19:35 <Alexander_Pyrite> what to roll? its not really a pucnh
  786. Sep 11 17:19:51 <Strategist14> Call it unarmed anyways, for damage
  787. Sep 11 17:20:02 <Strategist14> You just also have your hands inside his chest now
  788. Sep 11 17:20:21 <Alexander_Pyrite> I owuld like to rip him in half
  789. Sep 11 17:20:23 <Alexander_Pyrite> hows that for damage
  790. Sep 11 17:21:51 <Strategist14> S'call it an extra *2 damage
  791. Sep 11 17:21:59 <Alexander_Pyrite> xool
  792. Sep 11 17:22:01 <Alexander_Pyrite> cool*
  793. Sep 11 17:22:04 <Strategist14> But then you're gonna be losing your grapple
  794. Sep 11 17:22:10 <Alexander_Pyrite> sure
  795. Sep 11 17:22:23 <Alexander_Pyrite> 8*2*4=64 which is pretty weak damage honestly
  796. Sep 11 17:22:57 <Strategist14> A bit
  797. Sep 11 17:23:16 <Strategist14> But you still tear a massive opening into the King's plantlike skin
  798. Sep 11 17:23:29 <Strategist14> Internal wiring and gearwork is plainly visible for you
  799. Sep 11 17:24:22 <Alexander_Pyrite> unless i can grapple with minor, i intimidate him
  800. Sep 11 17:24:40 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+2
  801. Sep 11 17:24:40 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [9+2] : {11}
  802. Sep 11 17:24:42 <Strategist14> He's already afraid of you. Roll with advantage
  803. Sep 11 17:24:47 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+2
  804. Sep 11 17:24:47 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [15+2] : {17}
  805. Sep 11 17:24:51 <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+75
  806. Sep 11 17:24:51 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+75) [17+75] : {92}
  807. Sep 11 17:25:06 <Strategist14> ... Just not afraid enough to take any penalties for it
  808. Sep 11 17:25:55 <Strategist14> End turn?
  809. Sep 11 17:26:08 <Alexander_Pyrite> yepo
  810. Sep 11 17:26:40 <Strategist14> From within his clockwork frame, the King shoots four arrows at you, point blank
  811. Sep 11 17:26:45 <Strategist14> !Roll 4#1d20+92
  812. Sep 11 17:26:45 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+92) [9+92] : {101} (1d20+92) [18+92] : {110} (1d20+92) [19+92] : {111} (1d20+92) [6+92] : {98}
  813. Sep 11 17:26:57 <Alexander_Pyrite> 2 hit
  814. Sep 11 17:26:59 <Strategist14> !Roll 2#3d6
  815. Sep 11 17:26:59 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (3d6) [12] : {12} (3d6) [17] : {17}
  816. Sep 11 17:27:28 <Strategist14> AQ is down to 4/8
  817. Sep 11 17:27:47 <Strategist14> He tries to freeze you again. It has to work eventually, right?
  818. Sep 11 17:27:58 <Alexander_Pyrite> :P
  819. Sep 11 17:28:12 <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+72 vs Str Resist with Still Thy Beating Heart
  820. Sep 11 17:28:12 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+72) [11+72] : {83}
  821. Sep 11 17:28:32 <Strategist14> +1 by spending a GT to make it hit
  822. Sep 11 17:29:07 <Strategist14> Again, your body begins being stretched and reformed. This process is incredibly painful.
  823. Sep 11 17:29:16 <Strategist14> !Roll 12d12+50 damage
  824. Sep 11 17:29:16 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (12d12+50) [71+50] : {121}
  825. Sep 11 17:29:31 <Strategist14> Your turn
  826. Sep 11 17:29:40 <Alexander_Pyrite> I punch the exposed wires
  827. Sep 11 17:29:43 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  828. Sep 11 17:29:43 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [14+7] : {21}
  829. Sep 11 17:29:49 <Strategist14> Hit
  830. Sep 11 17:30:03 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 6d6+7
  831. Sep 11 17:30:03 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (6d6+7) [26+7] : {33}
  832. Sep 11 17:30:07 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d4+7
  833. Sep 11 17:30:07 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d4+7) [4+7] : {11}
  834. Sep 11 17:30:15 <Alexander_Pyrite> 176
  835. Sep 11 17:30:22 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  836. Sep 11 17:30:22 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [9+7] : {16}
  837. Sep 11 17:30:36 <Strategist14> A miss, that time
  838. Sep 11 17:30:41 <Strategist14> BK still howls in pain, however
  839. Sep 11 17:30:59 <Alexander_Pyrite> End turn
  840. Sep 11 17:31:03 <Alexander_Pyrite> alex is going to end this
  841. Sep 11 17:31:19 <Strategist14> He continues to scream, but this time in anger. By Royal Decree
  842. Sep 11 17:31:29 <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+72 vs Con Resist
  843. Sep 11 17:31:29 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+72) [10+72] : {82}
  844. Sep 11 17:31:34 <Alexander_Pyrite> thats a hit btw
  845. Sep 11 17:31:39 <Alexander_Pyrite> 80 con res
  846. Sep 11 17:31:40 <Strategist14> !Roll 40d4 damage
  847. Sep 11 17:31:41 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (40d4) [106] : {106}
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  849. Sep 11 17:32:03 <Strategist14> Sound becomes pain
  850. Sep 11 17:32:24 <Strategist14> And, because he's desperate, BK is going to follow up by burning through his last four AQ
  851. Sep 11 17:32:34 <Strategist14> !Roll 4#1d20+92 vs AC
  852. Sep 11 17:32:34 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+92) [10+92] : {102} (1d20+92) [1+92] : {93} (1d20+92) [3+92] : {95} (1d20+92) [16+92] : {108}
  853. Sep 11 17:32:43 <Alexander_Pyrite> nada unless cc
  854. Sep 11 17:32:57 <Strategist14> GT
  855. Sep 11 17:33:02 <Strategist14> +4 to the last one
  856. Sep 11 17:33:04 <Alexander_Pyrite> that
  857. Sep 11 17:33:06 * StalkingBoss[SB] (kiwiirc@201.142.187.207.dsl.dyn.telnor.net) has joined
  858. Sep 11 17:33:06 <Strategist14> !Roll 3d6 damage
  859. Sep 11 17:33:07 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (3d6) [13] : {13}
  860. Sep 11 17:33:19 <Strategist14> He's getting desperate
  861. Sep 11 17:33:30 <Alexander_Pyrite> Again punch
  862. Sep 11 17:33:34 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  863. Sep 11 17:33:34 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [13+7] : {20}
  864. Sep 11 17:33:40 <Strategist14> Hit
  865. Sep 11 17:33:43 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 6d6+7
  866. Sep 11 17:33:43 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (6d6+7) [21+7] : {28}
  867. Sep 11 17:33:46 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d4+7
  868. Sep 11 17:33:47 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d4+7) [4+7] : {11}
  869. Sep 11 17:33:58 <Alexander_Pyrite> 156
  870. Sep 11 17:34:05 <Alexander_Pyrite> again
  871. Sep 11 17:34:08 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  872. Sep 11 17:34:08 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [13+7] : {20}
  873. Sep 11 17:34:13 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 6d6+7
  874. Sep 11 17:34:13 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (6d6+7) [14+7] : {21}
  875. Sep 11 17:34:15 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d4+7
  876. Sep 11 17:34:15 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d4+7) [3+7] : {10}
  877. Sep 11 17:34:22 <Alexander_Pyrite> 124
  878. Sep 11 17:34:33 <Strategist14> HP is -136/500
  879. Sep 11 17:34:34 <Alexander_Pyrite> alex dont care hes already dead
  880. Sep 11 17:34:41 <Strategist14> The King is slain.
  881. Sep 11 17:34:43 <Alexander_Pyrite> if he doesnt move, alex is punching moew
  882. Sep 11 17:35:07 <Strategist14> -6 CC to use Intermission again
  883. Sep 11 17:35:17 <Strategist14> BK stops moving, but he'll be back up soon enough
  884. Sep 11 17:35:43 <Alexander_Pyrite> I get on top of him, ready to fight again
  885. Sep 11 17:36:25 <Strategist14> The King eventually revives once more
  886. Sep 11 17:36:35 <Alexander_Pyrite> "AAAHHHH"
  887. Sep 11 17:36:38 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  888. Sep 11 17:36:38 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [13+7] : {20}
  889. Sep 11 17:36:41 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 6d6+7
  890. Sep 11 17:36:42 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (6d6+7) [26+7] : {33}
  891. Sep 11 17:36:46 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d4+7
  892. Sep 11 17:36:46 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d4+7) [4+7] : {11}
  893. Sep 11 17:36:54 <Alexander_Pyrite> 176
  894. Sep 11 17:37:03 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  895. Sep 11 17:37:03 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [14+7] : {21}
  896. Sep 11 17:37:06 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 6d6+7
  897. Sep 11 17:37:06 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (6d6+7) [18+7] : {25}
  898. Sep 11 17:37:08 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d4+7
  899. Sep 11 17:37:08 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d4+7) [1+7] : {8}
  900. Sep 11 17:37:21 <Alexander_Pyrite> 132
  901. Sep 11 17:37:34 <Strategist14> HP: 38/346
  902. Sep 11 17:37:40 <Strategist14> The King is not having a good day
  903. Sep 11 17:38:25 <Strategist14> But desperation, sometimes, is a wonderful thing
  904. Sep 11 17:38:57 <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+100 vs AC for Spear Falls, You Die
  905. Sep 11 17:38:57 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+100) [20+100] : {120}
  906. Sep 11 17:39:04 <Alexander_Pyrite> hit
  907. Sep 11 17:39:07 <Strategist14> Crit
  908. Sep 11 17:39:13 <Strategist14> !Roll 20d10+50 damage
  909. Sep 11 17:39:14 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (20d10+50) [126+50] : {176}
  910. Sep 11 17:39:47 <Strategist14> Then he shoots you with some more spears
  911. Sep 11 17:39:57 <Strategist14> These ones are... quite a bit weaker, you notice
  912. Sep 11 17:40:03 <Strategist14> !Roll 4#1d20+92
  913. Sep 11 17:40:03 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+92) [13+92] : {105} (1d20+92) [10+92] : {102} (1d20+92) [2+92] : {94} (1d20+92) [1+92] : {93}
  914. Sep 11 17:40:14 <Strategist14> And, naturally, all fail to so much as scratch you
  915. Sep 11 17:40:27 <Strategist14> Your turn
  916. Sep 11 17:40:38 <Alexander_Pyrite> I, naturally, fucking whail on hi again
  917. Sep 11 17:40:40 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  918. Sep 11 17:40:40 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [11+7] : {18}
  919. Sep 11 17:40:43 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 6d6+7
  920. Sep 11 17:40:43 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (6d6+7) [19+7] : {26}
  921. Sep 11 17:40:47 <Alexander_Pyrite> wait
  922. Sep 11 17:40:49 <Alexander_Pyrite> is taht a hit
  923. Sep 11 17:40:51 <Strategist14> That's actually a miss
  924. Sep 11 17:40:56 <Strategist14> Just barely, though
  925. Sep 11 17:40:58 <Alexander_Pyrite> whoops
  926. Sep 11 17:41:01 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  927. Sep 11 17:41:01 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [5+7] : {12}
  928. Sep 11 17:41:05 <Strategist14> Another miss
  929. Sep 11 17:41:37 <Strategist14> The King screeches at you again.
  930. Sep 11 17:41:47 <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+72 vs Con Resist
  931. Sep 11 17:41:47 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+72) [7+72] : {79}
  932. Sep 11 17:41:53 <Strategist14> +1 via GT
  933. Sep 11 17:42:01 <Strategist14> !Roll 40d4 damage
  934. Sep 11 17:42:01 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (40d4) [106] : {106}
  935. Sep 11 17:42:19 <Strategist14> Your turn
  936. Sep 11 17:43:16 <Alexander_Pyrite> alex is getting low
  937. Sep 11 17:43:19 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  938. Sep 11 17:43:19 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [7+7] : {14}
  939. Sep 11 17:43:22 <Strategist14> Nope
  940. Sep 11 17:43:23 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  941. Sep 11 17:43:23 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [10+7] : {17}
  942. Sep 11 17:43:30 <Alexander_Pyrite> god damn
  943. Sep 11 17:43:30 <Strategist14> Nope
  944. Sep 11 17:44:09 <Strategist14> Again! The King's keening intensifies in sound. If those earbuds don't burst, then your eardrums very well might
  945. Sep 11 17:44:13 <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+72 vs Con
  946. Sep 11 17:44:13 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+72) [11+72] : {83}
  947. Sep 11 17:44:24 <Strategist14> !Roll 40d4 damage
  948. Sep 11 17:44:24 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (40d4) [107] : {107}
  949. Sep 11 17:44:42 <Strategist14> Your turn
  950. Sep 11 17:44:59 <Alexander_Pyrite> "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"
  951. Sep 11 17:45:02 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  952. Sep 11 17:45:02 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [5+7] : {12}
  953. Sep 11 17:45:05 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  954. Sep 11 17:45:05 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [20+7] : {27}
  955. Sep 11 17:45:09 <Strategist14> There it is.
  956. Sep 11 17:45:10 <Alexander_Pyrite> thats what i like to see
  957. Sep 11 17:45:15 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 12d6+7
  958. Sep 11 17:45:15 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (12d6+7) [44+7] : {51}
  959. Sep 11 17:45:18 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d4+7
  960. Sep 11 17:45:18 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d4+7) [1+7] : {8}
  961. Sep 11 17:45:21 <Strategist14> 2d4
  962. Sep 11 17:45:24 <Strategist14> You crit
  963. Sep 11 17:45:26 <Alexander_Pyrite> 354
  964. Sep 11 17:45:27 <Alexander_Pyrite> casual
  965. Sep 11 17:46:07 <Strategist14> HP is -493/169
  966. Sep 11 17:46:21 <Strategist14> You hit him so hard he felt it in his max HP
  967. Sep 11 17:46:31 <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex rips the spears out of his stomache and stab him in the elbows and knees
  968. Sep 11 17:46:48 <Strategist14> And yet, he still gets the chance to buy himself some time and use Intermission
  969. Sep 11 17:47:02 <Strategist14> This can't go on for much longer
  970. Sep 11 17:47:40 <Strategist14> The King, despite having been impaled, rises yet again
  971. Sep 11 17:48:24 <Alexander_Pyrite> my turn?
  972. Sep 11 17:48:27 <Strategist14> Your turn
  973. Sep 11 17:48:33 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  974. Sep 11 17:48:33 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [4+7] : {11}
  975. Sep 11 17:48:35 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  976. Sep 11 17:48:35 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [2+7] : {9}
  977. Sep 11 17:48:42 * inTheBushes has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  978. Sep 11 17:48:52 <Strategist14> Both misses
  979. Sep 11 17:49:17 <Strategist14> He really doesn't have anything left to do but scream and try to shoot you
  980. Sep 11 17:49:23 <Alexander_Pyrite> end turn
  981. Sep 11 17:49:23 <Strategist14> !Roll 2#1d20+92 vs AC
  982. Sep 11 17:49:24 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+92) [15+92] : {107} (1d20+92) [7+92] : {99}
  983. Sep 11 17:49:31 <Alexander_Pyrite> nope
  984. Sep 11 17:49:43 <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+72 vs Con
  985. Sep 11 17:49:43 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+72) [18+72] : {90}
  986. Sep 11 17:49:53 <Strategist14> !Roll 40d4
  987. Sep 11 17:49:53 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (40d4) [102] : {102}
  988. Sep 11 17:50:23 <Alexander_Pyrite> alex drops below 0 and gains temp hp
  989. Sep 11 17:51:06 <Strategist14> You aren't done yet. Blood might be dripping from your ears, and you might never hear again, but YOU. AREN'T. DONE. YET.
  990. Sep 11 17:51:21 <Alexander_Pyrite> I would like to rip out his voice box
  991. Sep 11 17:51:50 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  992. Sep 11 17:51:50 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [7+7] : {14}
  993. Sep 11 17:51:57 <Strategist14> You've still got easy access to the wires that trace back to the earbuds that are screaming so loud
  994. Sep 11 17:52:13 <Strategist14> But that won't cut it
  995. Sep 11 17:52:23 * gauss (kiwiirc@pool-100-0-27-191.bstnma.fios.verizon.net) has joined
  996. Sep 11 17:53:01 <Alexander_Pyrite> I go again
  997. Sep 11 17:53:02 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  998. Sep 11 17:53:02 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [6+7] : {13}
  999. Sep 11 17:53:06 <Alexander_Pyrite> god damn
  1000. Sep 11 17:53:07 <Strategist14> Another failure
  1001. Sep 11 17:53:50 <Alexander_Pyrite> end turn
  1002. Sep 11 17:53:51 <Alexander_Pyrite> ugh
  1003. Sep 11 17:54:10 <Strategist14> It's you or him now. The gears are too damaged to do anything, his arrows are running low, and there's nothing his potato aspects can absorb to heal
  1004. Sep 11 17:54:13 <Strategist14> This is all he has left
  1005. Sep 11 17:54:18 <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+72 vs Con
  1006. Sep 11 17:54:18 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+72) [16+72] : {88}
  1007. Sep 11 17:54:40 <Strategist14> !Roll 40d4 damage. You can't even hear it anymore, but the raw concussive force of the vibrations in the air still batter you
  1008. Sep 11 17:54:40 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (40d4) [108] : {108}
  1009. Sep 11 17:55:01 <Strategist14> Your turn
  1010. Sep 11 17:55:18 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  1011. Sep 11 17:55:18 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [3+7] : {10}
  1012. Sep 11 17:55:20 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  1013. Sep 11 17:55:20 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [15+7] : {22}
  1014. Sep 11 17:55:24 <Strategist14> There we go!
  1015. Sep 11 17:55:26 <Alexander_Pyrite> finally
  1016. Sep 11 17:55:41 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 6d6+7
  1017. Sep 11 17:55:41 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (6d6+7) [19+7] : {26}
  1018. Sep 11 17:55:48 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d4+7
  1019. Sep 11 17:55:48 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d4+7) [3+7] : {10}
  1020. Sep 11 17:55:50 <Strategist14> No mod though, since the second one was your combo attack
  1021. Sep 11 17:56:00 <Alexander_Pyrite> arg right
  1022. Sep 11 17:56:04 <Strategist14> Just 19+3
  1023. Sep 11 17:56:06 <Alexander_Pyrite> 84
  1024. Sep 11 17:56:21 <Strategist14> 132
  1025. Sep 11 17:56:35 <Strategist14> 22*4=88, *1.5=132
  1026. Sep 11 17:56:43 <Alexander_Pyrite> right
  1027. Sep 11 17:56:46 <Alexander_Pyrite> that
  1028. Sep 11 17:57:04 <Strategist14> This is, naturally, enough to obliterate it. Again.
  1029. Sep 11 17:57:15 <Strategist14> -14/118 HP
  1030. Sep 11 17:57:33 <Strategist14> He doesn't even have enough CC to take a free turn anymore
  1031. Sep 11 17:57:52 <Strategist14> The king has been soundly defeated
  1032. Sep 11 17:57:59 <Strategist14> It is done.
  1033. Sep 11 17:58:16 <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex shrinks again, bloody, beaten and crying a bit
  1034. Sep 11 17:58:36 <Alexander_Pyrite> He drops to negative hp
  1035. Sep 11 17:58:49 <Strategist14> Time for death saves
  1036. Sep 11 17:58:55 <Strategist14> On both sides
  1037. Sep 11 17:59:08 <Alexander_Pyrite> take turns?
  1038. Sep 11 17:59:11 <Strategist14> Eeyup
  1039. Sep 11 17:59:14 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+6
  1040. Sep 11 17:59:14 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [9+6] : {15}
  1041. Sep 11 17:59:19 <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+25
  1042. Sep 11 17:59:19 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+25) [11+25] : {36}
  1043. Sep 11 17:59:22 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+6
  1044. Sep 11 17:59:22 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [15+6] : {21}
  1045. Sep 11 17:59:23 <Strategist14> 1 and 1
  1046. Sep 11 17:59:26 <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+25
  1047. Sep 11 17:59:26 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+25) [20+25] : {45}
  1048. Sep 11 17:59:31 <Strategist14> 2... and a crit
  1049. Sep 11 17:59:43 <Strategist14> The Black King stands.
  1050. Sep 11 17:59:56 <Strategist14> He immediately uses Intermission.
  1051. Sep 11 18:00:03 <Strategist14> Back to you.
  1052. Sep 11 18:00:13 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+6
  1053. Sep 11 18:00:13 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [5+6] : {11}
  1054. Sep 11 18:00:20 <Strategist14> And you're stabilized.
  1055. Sep 11 18:01:50 <Alexander_Pyrite> How am i now?
  1056. Sep 11 18:01:51 <Alexander_Pyrite> 1 hp?
  1057. Sep 11 18:01:59 <Strategist14> 0 HP, but not dying
  1058. Sep 11 18:02:05 <Strategist14> You'll heal after an extended rest
  1059. Sep 11 18:02:49 <Strategist14> Now.
  1060. Sep 11 18:03:05 <Strategist14> You just killed BK four times.
  1061. Sep 11 18:03:25 <Strategist14> Take 8 levels for those
  1062. Sep 11 18:03:51 <Strategist14> I suggest you pick a feat that lets you get back up.
  1063. Sep 11 18:04:29 <Alexander_Pyrite> How about get Saiyan Durability procs con/2 times?
  1064. Sep 11 18:04:48 <Strategist14> Done
  1065. Sep 11 18:05:04 <Strategist14> Welcome back to the land of the living, Mr. Pyrite
  1066. Sep 11 18:05:18 <Strategist14> You have Advantage. BK thinks you're dead.
  1067. Sep 11 18:05:40 <Strategist14> Finish this.
  1068. Sep 11 18:06:12 <Alexander_Pyrite> I spin him around and strangle him to death
  1069. Sep 11 18:06:53 <Strategist14> Roll.
  1070. Sep 11 18:07:04 <Alexander_Pyrite> athletics or str?
  1071. Sep 11 18:07:08 <Strategist14> Athletics.
  1072. Sep 11 18:07:29 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+27
  1073. Sep 11 18:07:30 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+27) [16+27] : {43}
  1074. Sep 11 18:07:35 <Strategist14> Advantage
  1075. Sep 11 18:07:38 <Strategist14> Go for the crit
  1076. Sep 11 18:07:40 <Strategist14> You got this
  1077. Sep 11 18:07:42 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+27
  1078. Sep 11 18:07:42 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+27) [18+27] : {45}
  1079. Sep 11 18:07:45 <Alexander_Pyrite> aaaw
  1080. Sep 11 18:07:49 <Strategist14> You don't got this but close enough
  1081. Sep 11 18:08:50 <Alexander_Pyrite> I strangle him
  1082. Sep 11 18:09:10 * You are now known as yzabtech[DM]
  1083. Sep 11 18:09:30 * ScaredDersite has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  1084. Sep 11 18:09:49 <Strategist14> And so it was.
  1085. Sep 11 18:10:48 <Strategist14> The king is dead.
  1086. Sep 11 18:10:53 <Strategist14> Forever.
  1087. Sep 11 18:11:19 <Strategist14> Level up those last two times
  1088. Sep 11 18:11:29 <Strategist14> You win.
  1089. Sep 11 18:11:35 <gauss> HYPE
  1090. Sep 11 18:11:38 <Mathmatt878> ALEXANDER FRIGGIN PYRITE!
  1091. Sep 11 18:11:40 <acousticDeadeye> YASSSSS
  1092. Sep 11 18:11:45 <gauss> TEH URN
  1093. Sep 11 18:11:45 <Alexander_Pyrite> wew lads
  1094. Sep 11 18:11:46 <andromedasCaptor> YASSSS
  1095. Sep 11 18:11:51 <StalkingBoss[SB]> YAY
  1096. Sep 11 18:12:02 <yzabtech[DM]> You see a cloaked figure in the background, from the corner of your eye.
  1097. Sep 11 18:12:12 <yzabtech[DM]> As soon as you turn to look, he disappears.
  1098. Sep 11 18:12:16 <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex is too busy shrinking and going unconcious again
  1099. Sep 11 18:12:18 <StalkingBoss[SB]> ALEXANDER MOTHER-FRIGGIN PYRITE
  1100. Sep 11 18:12:22 <gauss> FUCK YEAH
  1101. Sep 11 18:12:33 <andromedasCaptor> YEEEAAAHHHH
  1102. Sep 11 18:12:38 <Mathmatt878> WHOOOOO
  1103. Sep 11 18:12:50 <gauss> ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VICTORY RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
  1104. Sep 11 18:12:54 <gauss> ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VICTORY RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
  1105. Sep 11 18:12:55 <gauss> ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VICTORY RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
  1106. Sep 11 18:12:55 <gauss> ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VICTORY RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
  1107. Sep 11 18:12:58 <Alexander_Pyrite> now we riot
  1108. Sep 11 18:13:46 <gauss> WE DID IT REDDIT
  1109. Sep 11 18:13:53 <yzabtech[DM]> When you look at his fallen corpse, you don't see his scepter.
  1110. Sep 11 18:13:55 <Mathmatt878> ALEX DID IT REDDIT
  1111. Sep 11 18:15:17 <Strategist14> Well played.
  1112. Sep 11 18:15:55 <Alexander_Pyrite> i should probably roll not dead rolls
  1113. Sep 11 18:16:25 <Strategist14> Might be a good idea
  1114. Sep 11 18:16:30 <Alexander_Pyrite> cool
  1115. Sep 11 18:16:33 <Alexander_Pyrite> cool cool cool
  1116. Sep 11 18:16:36 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+6
  1117. Sep 11 18:16:36 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [7+6] : {13}
  1118. Sep 11 18:16:39 <Strategist14> 1/3
  1119. Sep 11 18:16:41 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+6
  1120. Sep 11 18:16:41 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [4+6] : {10}
  1121. Sep 11 18:16:44 <Strategist14> 2/3
  1122. Sep 11 18:16:45 <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+6
  1123. Sep 11 18:16:45 <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [20+6] : {26}
  1124. Sep 11 18:16:50 <Strategist14> And you're standing
  1125. Sep 11 18:16:50 <Alexander_Pyrite> 4/3 ez
  1126. Sep 11 18:16:52 <Mathmatt878> HECK YEAH
  1127. Sep 11 18:17:39 <Alexander_Pyrite> cool
  1128. Sep 11 18:17:43 <Alexander_Pyrite> now i gotta do stuff today
  1129. Sep 11 18:17:44 * Lyra_Bel (webchat@d207-81-32-32.bchsia.telus.net) has joined
  1130. Sep 11 18:17:47 <Lyra_Bel> "So hey"
  1131. Sep 11 18:17:51 <Alexander_Pyrite> psyche
  1132. Sep 11 18:17:56 <Alexander_Pyrite> ALex doesnt respond.
  1133. Sep 11 18:18:00 <Alexander_Pyrite> He's kind of all beaten up
  1134. Sep 11 18:19:08 * Lyra_Bel grins
  1135. Sep 11 18:19:10 <Lyra_Bel> "Worth it?"
  1136. Sep 11 18:20:25 <Alexander_Pyrite> "I dont know"
  1137. Sep 11 18:20:28 <Alexander_Pyrite> "that was pretty rough"
  1138. Sep 11 18:20:50 <Lyra_Bel> "Y'won though"
  1139. Sep 11 18:21:03 <Alexander_Pyrite> "Yeah"
  1140. Sep 11 18:21:14 <Alexander_Pyrite> "my real body is out cold on the battlefield."
  1141. Sep 11 18:21:23 <Alexander_Pyrite> "and i've got some serious wounds to my stomach"
  1142. Sep 11 18:21:29 <Alexander_Pyrite> "i dont even know how im alive"
  1143. Sep 11 18:21:55 <Lyra_Bel> "Probably because you're sort of flipping crazy"
  1144. Sep 11 18:22:15 <Alexander_Pyrite> "yeah"
  1145. Sep 11 18:22:19 <Alexander_Pyrite> "I kept on just reviving"
  1146. Sep 11 18:22:21 <Alexander_Pyrite> "I dontknow how"
  1147. Sep 11 18:22:25 <Alexander_Pyrite> "but he did too so i had to"
  1148. Sep 11 18:22:27 <Lyra_Bel> "Maaagiiic~"
  1149. Sep 11 18:22:29 <Alexander_Pyrite> "or else i would have died"
  1150. Sep 11 18:22:46 <Lyra_Bel> "Good. No dying allowed"
  1151. Sep 11 18:23:16 <Lyra_Bel> "... C'mon. S'go pick up your real body?"
  1152. Sep 11 18:23:20 <Alexander_Pyrite> "yeah sure"
  1153. Sep 11 18:24:08 <Lyra_Bel> "Sweet"
  1154. Sep 11 18:24:16 <Lyra_Bel> "Also, um, we've sorta got an audience"
  1155. Sep 11 18:24:22 <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex trudges kind of slowly toward lyra for wings
  1156. Sep 11 18:24:25 <Alexander_Pyrite> "What?"
  1157. Sep 11 18:24:36 <gauss> Hello there.
  1158. Sep 11 18:24:39 <Lyra_Bel> "S'like a dozen people watching"
  1159. Sep 11 18:24:42 <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah like that guy"
  1160. Sep 11 18:24:47 <Mathmatt878> Hi Alex
  1161. Sep 11 18:24:51 <gauss> So your name is Lyra Bel?
  1162. Sep 11 18:25:00 <Lyra_Bel> And so the fourth wall was finally irrevocably shattered for good
  1163. Sep 11 18:25:18 <Lyra_Bel> "Look. Getting off track"
  1164. Sep 11 18:25:22 <StalkingBoss[SB]> There was one?
  1165. Sep 11 18:25:28 <Alexander_Pyrite> "what is going on"
  1166. Sep 11 18:25:35 <Lyra_Bel> "My power's being stupid"
  1167. Sep 11 18:25:36 <Alexander_Pyrite> "who is talking"
  1168. Sep 11 18:25:42 <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex rubs his temples, ands tumbles
  1169. Sep 11 18:25:50 <fuqocelot> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  1170. Sep 11 18:26:03 <gauss> Alex, I suggest you go rest.
  1171. Sep 11 18:26:08 <Lyra_Bel> "Alright, no falling"
  1172. Sep 11 18:26:44 * Lyra_Bel catches him, which would probably be impossible if she had to roll something to see if she could do it
  1173. Sep 11 18:26:51 <Alexander_Pyrite> "who is talking to me"
  1174. Sep 11 18:26:54 <andromedasCaptor> ((Dammit, why did I assume fuqocelot was Door when it was clearly Geri?))
  1175. Sep 11 18:27:13 <Lyra_Bel> "The voices in my head. Or an exile, I guess, but whatever"
  1176. Sep 11 18:27:31 <Lyra_Bel> "Point is, y'gotta sleep"
  1177. Sep 11 18:27:46 <gauss> Alex.
  1178. Sep 11 18:27:49 <gauss> You're going to be okay.
  1179. Sep 11 18:27:59 <gauss> You motherfucking defeated the bad guy.
  1180. Sep 11 18:28:06 <gauss> Rest, Heir.
  1181. Sep 11 18:28:08 <Alexander_Pyrite> "i dont know what that means, but im just gonna"
  1182. Sep 11 18:28:10 <Alexander_Pyrite> "slump over"
  1183. Sep 11 18:28:19 <Alexander_Pyrite> "my hair doesnt need any rest"
  1184. Sep 11 18:28:24 <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex falls asleep
  1185. Sep 11 18:28:30 <gauss> Well shit.
  1186. Sep 11 18:28:34 <gauss> What now?
  1187. Sep 11 18:28:51 * You are now known as Twelve
  1188. Sep 11 18:28:53 <Twelve> Gauss.
  1189. Sep 11 18:28:59 <Twelve> You really think it's over?
  1190. Sep 11 18:29:00 <Lyra_Bel> Now /me takes him and his waking body and gets them somewhere safe. Offscreen.
  1191. Sep 11 18:29:08 * Lyra_Bel
  1192. Sep 11 18:29:16 * Lyra_Bel now takes him and his waking body and gets them somewhere safe. Offscreen.
  1193. Sep 11 18:29:20 <Lyra_Bel> There we go
  1194. Sep 11 18:31:10 <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex doesnt resist
  1195. Sep 11 18:31:15 <Alexander_Pyrite> because hes unconciousX2
  1196. Sep 11 18:32:07 <Lyra_Bel> Continue in another IRC?
  1197. Sep 11 18:32:14 <Lyra_Bel> One without quite so many people watching?
  1198. Sep 11 18:32:56 <Alexander_Pyrite> "i dontknow what that means"
  1199. Sep 11 18:33:23 <Lyra_Bel> Shh, you're unconscious
  1200. Sep 11 18:33:24 <gauss> Maybe we should ask you some questions.
  1201. Sep 11 18:33:37 <gauss> Who are you exactly?
  1202. Sep 11 18:33:49 <gauss> State class and aspect.
  1203. Sep 11 18:34:24 <Lyra_Bel> Why?
  1204. Sep 11 18:34:28 <andromedasCaptor> TvTropes page say Witch of Doom...
  1205. Sep 11 18:34:34 <Lyra_Bel> Shut up, you
  1206. Sep 11 18:34:34 <gauss> Oh, right.
  1207. Sep 11 18:34:38 <gauss> Carry on, then.
  1208. Sep 11 18:34:39 <Lyra_Bel> M'tryna be vague here
  1209. Sep 11 18:34:44 <gauss> Where is everyone?
  1210. Sep 11 18:35:27 <Lyra_Bel> In the session?
  1211. Sep 11 18:35:38 <gauss> Close enough.
  1212. Sep 11 18:35:42 <Lyra_Bel> Empty
  1213. Sep 11 18:35:48 <Lyra_Bel> Players got driven off
  1214. Sep 11 18:36:25 <gauss> How is Alexander Pyrite?
  1215. Sep 11 18:36:50 <Lyra_Bel> Alive
  1216. Sep 11 18:37:02 * fuqocelot has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  1217. Sep 11 18:37:24 <gauss> Good.
  1218. Sep 11 18:37:32 <gauss> Can you provide medical treatment as of currently to him?
  1219. Sep 11 18:37:47 <Lyra_Bel> I can provide anything
  1220. Sep 11 18:38:02 <Lyra_Bel> I could get him up right now if ProcyonA was okay with it
  1221. Sep 11 18:38:15 <Lyra_Bel> Alexander_Pyrite ?
  1222. Sep 11 18:38:37 <gauss> Has Alexander ascended to god tier?
  1223. Sep 11 18:39:01 <Lyra_Bel> Don't say it like it's something he has to do
  1224. Sep 11 18:39:27 <gauss> Regardless.
  1225. Sep 11 18:39:47 <Lyra_Bel> No. He decided against it
  1226. Sep 11 18:40:04 <Twelve> Respect his wishes. He's practically omnipotent anyway.
  1227. Sep 11 18:40:12 <Lyra_Bel> Duh
  1228. Sep 11 18:40:14 <Twelve> Almost to my level! Ha. Ha. Ha.
  1229. Sep 11 18:40:29 <Twelve> Lyra, the end is coming soon. There's still so much to take care of.
  1230. Sep 11 18:40:42 <Lyra_Bel> Already cutscene'd most of it
  1231. Sep 11 18:40:57 <Twelve> Wha--
  1232. Sep 11 18:40:57 <Alexander_Pyrite> ((sorry about that thought i wasnt needed anymore))
  1233. Sep 11 18:41:18 <Lyra_Bel> ((Up to you. If you wanna keep going, I can raise him right now))
  1234. Sep 11 18:41:32 <Alexander_Pyrite> ((im down))
  1235. Sep 11 18:41:54 * Lyra_Bel provides medical treatment as of currently to him
  1236. Sep 11 18:43:14 * Alexander_Pyrite wakes up and takes a deep breath
  1237. Sep 11 18:43:17 <Alexander_Pyrite> Is he at full hp?
  1238. Sep 11 18:43:24 <Lyra_Bel> Sure, why not
  1239. Sep 11 18:45:03 <Alexander_Pyrite> alright
  1240. Sep 11 18:45:13 <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex feels his ears, and his chest and stomach
  1241. Sep 11 18:45:15 <Alexander_Pyrite> Whole
  1242. Sep 11 18:45:17 <Alexander_Pyrite> Weird
  1243. Sep 11 18:45:22 <Alexander_Pyrite> "You healed me?"
  1244. Sep 11 18:45:35 <Lyra_Bel> "Omnipotent, remember?"
  1245. Sep 11 18:46:35 <Alexander_Pyrite> "still getting used to it"
  1246. Sep 11 18:46:44 <Lyra_Bel> "Heh. Fair enough"
  1247. Sep 11 18:47:04 <Lyra_Bel> "I only did it after, though. You woulda been fine without me, I just... hurried it up a little"
  1248. Sep 11 18:47:35 <Alexander_Pyrite> "thanks"
  1249. Sep 11 18:47:42 <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex stands up and dusts hiself off
  1250. Sep 11 18:47:50 <Alexander_Pyrite> "Can you get Bahamut?"
  1251. Sep 11 18:48:09 <Lyra_Bel> "Picked him up when I got you"
  1252. Sep 11 18:48:48 <Lyra_Bel> Bahamut does a Bahamut thing
  1253. Sep 11 18:48:59 <Alexander_Pyrite> "hey little guy good job trashing that army
  1254. Sep 11 18:49:00 <Alexander_Pyrite> "
  1255. Sep 11 18:49:04 * Alexander_Pyrite has quit (Quit: Leaving)
  1256. Sep 11 18:49:09 <Lyra_Bel> ... Well bye
  1257. Sep 11 18:49:17 * Alexander_Pyrite (~Alex@2605:a601:130:5900:f01b:1a1c:5cae:6ee7) has joined
  1258. Sep 11 18:49:24 <Lyra_Bel> And you're back
  1259. Sep 11 18:50:53 <gauss> And thus, I have returned.
  1260. Sep 11 18:50:56 <gauss> How is he?
  1261. Sep 11 18:52:03 <Alexander_Pyrite> "I'm just going to ignore the poepl who are talking"
  1262. Sep 11 18:52:06 <Alexander_Pyrite> "Arent i bahamut"
  1263. Sep 11 18:52:10 <Lyra_Bel> 'Good call"
  1264. Sep 11 18:52:12 <Alexander_Pyrite> "yes i am yes i am"
  1265. Sep 11 18:52:20 <Alexander_Pyrite> "So what now?"
  1266. Sep 11 18:52:22 <Alexander_Pyrite> "We win"
  1267. Sep 11 18:52:31 <Alexander_Pyrite> "How do we gett our prize"
  1268. Sep 11 18:52:33 <gauss> Fly near Skaia.
  1269. Sep 11 18:52:38 <gauss> What do you see?
  1270. Sep 11 18:52:40 <Lyra_Bel> "We wait to get sent to the other session"
  1271. Sep 11 18:52:48 <gauss> Or that.
  1272. Sep 11 18:52:49 <gauss> Yes.
  1273. Sep 11 18:52:57 <Alexander_Pyrite> "waiting"
  1274. Sep 11 18:53:07 <Alexander_Pyrite> "on this 12 guy?"
  1275. Sep 11 18:53:17 <Lyra_Bel> "Eeyup"
  1276. Sep 11 18:53:31 <Twelve> Did somebody call?
  1277. Sep 11 18:53:36 <gauss> Ayyy.
  1278. Sep 11 18:53:43 <Lyra_Bel> "Twelve hurry up already"
  1279. Sep 11 18:53:44 <Twelve> Hello to all my lovely fans!
  1280. Sep 11 18:53:59 <Twelve> Today is not the time for celebration, sadly.
  1281. Sep 11 18:54:04 <gauss> It's time.
  1282. Sep 11 18:54:13 <Twelve> No it isn't, Gauss.
  1283. Sep 11 18:54:13 <gauss> Do the thing.
  1284. Sep 11 18:54:17 <gauss> Wait shit.
  1285. Sep 11 18:54:18 <gauss> Okay then.
  1286. Sep 11 18:54:20 <Twelve> No, do not do the thing.
  1287. Sep 11 18:54:24 <Lyra_Bel> "S'do the thing"
  1288. Sep 11 18:54:28 <Twelve> There's not door on the victory platform.
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