Pastamancer Skills

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Manicotti Meditation
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: 1
	By meditating on your Manicotti Mandala, you can achieve oneness with the pasta which makes up the underlying structure of reality.  Your Magicalness will increase for a period of time.
	Gives Effect:
	Pasta Oneness
	(5 Adventures)
		You feel at one with the forces of the pastaverse.  Your fingers pulse with Magicalness.
		Mysticality +2

Ravioli Shurikens
	Type: Combat Spell
	MP Cost: 4
	This spell allows you to summon a handful of deadly ravioli shurikens, stuffed with various flavors of pain.
	Hit opponents with 3 magical shurikens

Entangling Noodles
	Type: Combat Spell
	MP Cost: 3
	This spell allows you to conjure a wad of sticky noodles in combat, which will entangle your opponents and prevent them from attacking for a while.
	Wrap opponents in noodles, preventing them from attacking

Cannelloni Cannon
	Type: Combat Spell
	MP Cost: 8
	This spell allows you to summon and then fire a cannon made of cannelloni and stuffed with all manner of deadly substances.
	Blast your enemies in the face!

Pastamastery
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: 10
	usable once per day
	This skill allows you to summon forth noodles from thin air, and to cook delicious food by combining them with sauces.
	Lets you summon 3 batches of dry noodles per day
	Lets you cook advanced pasta dishes

Stuffed Mortar Shell
	Type: Combat Spell
	MP Cost: 8
	usable once per fight
	This spell summons a massive mortar shell made of pasta and stuffed with various flavors of arcane shrapnel.  This bomb bursting in air will give proof through the night that your foe has suffered some serious trauma.

Weapon of the Pastalord
	Type: Combat Spell
	MP Cost: 32
	This spell will summon forth one of the myriad randomly-generated weapons of the Pastalord, the sworn protector of the order of Pastamancers in the Days of Old.  That weapon will then beat your opponent about the head or head-analogue.

Lasagna Bandages
	Type: Combat / Noncombat
	MP Cost: 6
	This spell summons some enchanted lasagna noodles, which can be used as bandages, healing some of your HP.

Leash of Linguini
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: 12
	This spell allows you to call forth an enchanted leash made out of noodles, which is placed around the neck of your familiar.  This effectively raises your familiar's level by 5, but the noodles will deteriorate after 10 turns have passed
	Gives Effect:
	Leash of Linguini
	(10 Adventures)
		You hold a leash made of enchanted noodles, which is attached to the neck of your familiar.  Unless you don't have a familiar, in which case it's just hanging like a limp noodle at your side.
		+5 to Familiar Weight

Spirit of Rigatoni
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	This skill will give you the ability to equip Chefstaves -- powerful one-handed staves that act as conduits for advanced Chef-Magery.
	Lets you equip Chefstaves

Cannelloni Cocoon
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: 20
	This spell summons forth a huge Cannelloni, which envelops you and heals all of your wounds.

Spirit of Ravioli
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	This skill infuses your body with the essence of ravioli, making it much sturdier.  It will increase your maximum HP by 25%.
	Maximum HP +25%

Springy Fusilli
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: 10
	This skill infuses your body with the springy spirit of spiral pasta, putting a spring in your step and making you more nimble in combat.
	Gives Effect:
	Springy Fusilli
	(10 Adventures)
		You're spring loaded with pasta quickness.  You're much more likely to get the jump on your opponents in combat.
		+40% Combat Initiative

Tolerance of the Kitchen
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	They say that if you can't stand the heat, you should get out of the kitchen.  Well, with this skill, you'll be able to stand the heat.  Any heat.
	So-So Hot Resistance (+2)

Flavour of Magic
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: 1
	This spell will allow you to bring your mystical being in line with the elemental forces that underlie all things: earth, wind, fire, water, and heart. Wait, I mean hot, cold, sleaze, stench, and spookiness. And what's the deal with 'heart' anyway? How does that make any sense at all?
	Allows you to tune the element of your pasta spells.

Transcendental Noodlecraft
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You have achieved the highest possible level of Pastamancy -- you are now capable of making meals that rival the Platonic ideal of the dish of noodles.
	Lets you use the Wok of Ages
	Lets you summon more noodles per day

Spaghetti Spear
	Type: Combat Spell
	MP Cost: 0
	This spell conjures a fast-moving dart of spaghetti and slings it at your enemy, dealing a small amount of damage.  Uncooked spaghetti, that is.  Cooked spaghetti wouldn't do much damage, now, would it?
	Deals a small amount of physical damage

Utensil Twist
	Type: Combat
	MP Cost: 1
	Anybody can use a utensil, but not everybody can use it to bend the laws of physics.
	Perform a magical attack with an equipped utensil

Transcendent Al Dente
	Type: Noncombat
	Cost:  1 Adventure
	You think about almost nothing but pasta, but sometimes you like to take some time to think about it on a deeper level.  This skill allows you to spend an entire Adventure doing that, resulting in a significant increase in your magical potential.
	Gives Effect:
	Al Dente Inferno
	(10 Adventures)
		You have attuned your mind to the mystical frequency of perfect pasta.
		Maximum MP +20
		Regenerate 18-20 MP per Adventure

Bind Vampieroghi
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: 12
	This skill allows you to bind the spirit of a vampire into a pieroghi and bend it to your will, as long as your will is more or less "bite stuff for me," since that's basically all vampieroghis are good at.
	Summons a Vampieroghi thrall

Arched Eyebrow of the Archmage
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: 10
	When it comes to magic, presenting an intimidating facade is almost as important as actually knowing how to tear people apart with your mind.
	Gives Effect:
	Arched Eyebrow of the Archmage
	(10 Adventures)
		Your left eyebrow is permanently arched, making you look like a super intimidating wizard.
		Spell Damage +10

Bind Vermincelli
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: 30
	All of the rats slain by all of the Adventurers in all of the history of tavern basements left vengeful spirits behind, and this skill allows you to befriend one of them and use it as your own personal servant.  I'm sure it'll be thrilled.
	Summons a Vermincelli thrall

Bringing Up the Rear
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Taking cover behind one of your pasta thralls allows you to cast your spells more carefully, and get more out of them.
	Increases the potential damage of your pasta spells when you have an active pasta thrall

Bind Angel Hair Wisp
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: 60
	The wisps of the underworld are notoriously fickle with their allegiances, but you've learned how to trick... er... convince one of them to help you.  At least for now.
	Summons an Angel Hair Wisp thrall

Shield of the Pastalord
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: 20
	Despite what you may think, pasta isn't all about destruction.  Sometimes, like in the case of this spell, it's about defense.  And you've heard that the best defense is a good defense.
	Gives Effect:
	Shield of the Pastalord
	(10 Adventures)
		There is a whirling disc of pasta floating in front of you (and slightly off to the left) and getting in the way of anything that attacks you.
		Reduces physical damage taken by 30%

Bind Undead Elbow Macaroni
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: 100
	Remember those macaroni guys you fought, way back in the day, when you first started adventuring?  Well, how'd you like to have one of those guys of your very own.  Sound good?  Well, good thing you know this skill, then!
	Summons an Undead Elbow Macaroni thrall

Thrall Unit Tactics
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've learned to work in perfect concert with your pasta thralls -- letting them take the brunt of every attack, ordering them into dangerous situations in your stead, generally insulting and demeaning them.  But good news -- now you can give something back, by constantly draining a portion of their life force and using it to make your spells cheaper!
	Decreases the MP cost of your pasta spells when you have an active pasta thrall

Bind Penne Dreadful
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: 150
	You have learned to bind a hard-boiled skeleton detective to your service.  It'll come in handy if on some stormy night a dame walks into your office with legs all the way down.
	Summons a Penne Dreadful thrall

Subtle and Quick to Anger
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	People better not meddle in your affairs, because you will cook them into a freakin' lasagna if they do.
	Spell Damage +10%

Bind Lasagmbie
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: 200
	This skill allows you to bind a lumbering lasagmbie to your service.  You wanted grunting and lurching and the flesh of the living, right?  Because that's the service you're going to get.
	Summons a Lasagmbie thrall

Wizard Squint
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: 10
	After "gray hair" and "a beard," the most common answer on The $20,000 Pyramid when the category is "Things a Wizard Has" is "squinty eyes."  The fourth one, strangely, is "one of my lungs."
	Gives Effect:
	Wizard Squint
	(10 Adventures)
		Your constant squinting makes you look wizened and skeptical, and also brings the things you're looking at into slightly sharper focus.  You should maybe consider getting glasses.
		+10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit

Bind Spice Ghost
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: 250
	This skill allows you to enthrall a spice ghost, an ethereal being who, being made of a diffuse cloud of floating spice particles, can help you get into those hard-to-reach places where your enemies tend to keep their stuff.
	Summons a Spice Ghost thrall

Bind Spaghetti Elemental
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: 150
	Your research into ancient cult rituals has taught you how to bind a spaghetti elemental to your service.
	Summons a Spaghetti Elemental thrall

Non-guild skills:
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Fearful Fettucini
	Type: Combat Spell
	MP Cost: 32
	This spell summons a mass of fettucini noodles made not of semolina, or of farina, but of pure, uncut terror.

Tempuramancy
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've learned the secrets of deep-sea thermal vents, and the ways in which they relate to the secrets of battermaking, which you already knew.
	Lets you cook tempura dishes

Candyblast
	Type: Combat Spell
	MP Cost: 8
	The ability to summon pasta from thin air is pretty sweet, but this lets you conjure something even sweeter -- a massive barrage of candy.
	Shower your foes with candy.  In a bad way.

Stringozzi Serpent
	Type: Combat Spell
	MP Cost: 16
	This spell allows you to conjure up a venomous serpent made of wriggling noodles.
	Deals damage and poisons opponents

Canticle of Carboloading
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: 10
	usable once per day
	This ode to the Pastalords has the effect of making the next thing you eat swell up with starchy goodness, thus granting you more energy than it otherwise would have. Unfortunately, it's only usable once per day -- any more than that and you'd run the risk of exploding.