Third anniversary! Heartfelt gratitude 1-4H

Third anniversary! Heartfelt gratitude 1-4H

[Party venue]

Gin: Darkness Sonoko is Sonoko-san's trademark gag, and Akamine-san disguised herself as her.

Hin: That was April Fool's. Everyone fell for it hook, line and sinker.

Tak: Ah, speaking of fooling, today too! You three put on a great act!

Suz: Except Renge-san was just naturally an airhead...

Ren: Heh. Throughout the ages, natural things were valued more than manufactured ones, for obvious reasons.

Aka: Well, we weren't originally planning to put this kind of act on. Right, Shizu-senpai?

Kir: Yeah. If Akana got to help behind the scenes, we were going to do normal stuff like throwing pies and dropping tubs from above.

Meb/Kar: W-What do you mean, normal...?

Aka: I could've easily arranged something like that. But then you made me put on a dress too...

Aka: So we were forced to change our plans and go for a darker tone...

Kir: We couldn't pull that gag next year, after all. We had to do it right here and now.

Nat: Why wouldn't it work next year?

Kir: Because if one more year passed, we'd already have trust between each other.

Sek: Urgh... Not surprising to see that coming from the anti-personnel pros. You hit where it hurts. Humans are nasty beings.

Yuu: Secchan, what do you mean?

Sek: Right now we don't know the three of them that well and don't fully trust them, which is why we fell for it.

Sek: At this stage, we would still have that doubtful part of us go "of course", no matter what, even if just a little.

Wak: Grh... How shameful. I have the nerve to call them comrades, but I felt the same too.

Chi: What a dangerous joke. What were you planning to do if someone got angry?

Kir: You wouldn't. Heroes would be more ashamed of their own suspicion than of getting tricked.

Gin: Eeh, that's crazy...

SON: But say, didn't you change your plans because Akamine Yuuyu had to put on a dress?

SON: Didn't that happen because of Miro, though? Isn't this weird?

Aka/Kir: Yes it is!

Kir: The moment Rokku heard about the dresses, she forgot all about the plan. What a nitwit. Musclebrain girl!

Ren: I never said I forgot about it. The memories of it just happened to disappear from my brain.

Aka: That's what you normally call "forgetting"! Jeez, Renchi, you're hopeless.

Aya: Akamine-senpai, you're not angry that you had to change your plans?

Aka: Hm? No, I'm... not.

Hin: You must've actually been happy, right? That the three of you got to put on dresses?

Aka: Rgh...

Tam: Huh? What's that? Akamine, you! You're actually cute, aren't you? A tsundere, eh?

Anz: Stop trying to rile her up because you're mad about getting tricked...

Fuu: Relax, Tama. Heroes don't let defeats go unanswered.

Kar: What? Cut it out. Don't make me dig pitfalls and shoot a bazooka in the morning... [1]

Fuu: Not going to! I'm saying we'll pay them back for this defeat by forging unbreakable trust!

Fuu: Strong bonds that tie all of us Heroes from different times and places.

Fuu: And it won't be long until we tie up Akamine's group too! Right, girls?

Wak: Ooh! Fuu-san, absolutely. For certain! Heroes, let's follow the club president!

Hero Club: Yeah!

Its: Onee-chan, you're so cool!

Yuu: She really is! I'm touched for the first time in a while! Everyone would listen if your speeches were like this all the time!

Fuu: *sob* Speech... All night writing... *sob*

Tou: Aah, Fuu-senpai! Keep it together, you're wasting all of the impression you've made!

Aka: Ahaha, the Hero Club really is amazing! I'm looking forward to our upcoming days!
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Notes:
1 - Reference to Tensai - Takeshi no Genki ga Deru Terebi!!, a Japanese variety show that aired from 1985 to 1996, specifically to this segment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IISfD7SBAeM