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  1. Ku-te: it's just
  2. Ku-te: i can't understand
  3. Ku-te: why valve won't tweak a few fucking NUMBERS
  4. Ku-te: TO MAKE THE GUNS SLIGHTLY MORE ACCURATE
  5. Ku-te: SO MY SHOTS AREN'T FUCKED
  6. Ku-te: IF I'M 750 UNITS FROM THE ENEMY
  7. ʀᴀw: it requires testing
  8. ʀᴀw: you know
  9. ʀᴀw: they dont know how to
  10. Ku-te: oh you mean the thing they didn't do before releasing the R8?
  11. ʀᴀw: yea, exactly that
  12. Ku-te: that gun was legitimately designed via bring your child to work day
  13. Ku-te: there is NO way an adult human being designed that weapon
  14. Ku-te: and thought it was balanced
  15. Ku-te: IT'S NOT POSSIBLE
  16. Ku-te: IT'S JUST NOT
  17. Ku-te: YOU HAVE TO BE SO DISCONNECTED FROM WAHT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
  18. Ku-te: TO DESIGN THAT GUN
  19. ʀᴀw: i guess the kid had downsyndrome
  20. ʀᴀw: or was straight up retarded
  21. Ku-te: I MEAN I WOULDN'T DOUBT IT
  22. Ku-te: TWO RETARDS HAVING SEX CAN MAKE A DOUBLE RETARD
  23. Ku-te: WITH 2 MORE CHROMOSOMES THAN USUAL
  24. Ku-te: MAKING THEM NOT A FUCKING HUMAN
  25. Ku-te: BECAUSE THE VALVE DEVS DEFINITELY AREN'T HUMANS
  26. ʀᴀw: HAHAHAHA
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