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Nirvana, a rare sighting at #F1Rejects

Jan 21st, 2014
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  1. 19:08:55: <NIRVANA> anyone here?
  2. 19:09:05: <Aixata> no
  3. 19:09:12: <Nuppiz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14
  4. 19:09:19: <Takagi_ftw> I'm not here either
  5. 19:09:53: <EastLondoner> Wat
  6. 19:10:00: <NIRVANA> you guys are soo sweet... {note the sarcasm}
  7. 19:10:17: <EastLondoner> With all due respect, who are you on the forum? :s
  8. 19:10:24: <Takagi_ftw> Don't want to sound really, really stupid but who are you?
  9. 19:10:25: <Aixata> oh, that was sarcasm? I had no idea...
  10. 19:10:26: <NIRVANA> soo whats your group about>
  11. 19:10:33: <Aixata> cheese
  12. 19:10:53: <EastLondoner> Stuff
  13. 19:10:53: <dark77> he's from the UAE.....interesting
  14. 19:10:55: <Aeroracing> Are you a girl nirvana?
  15. 19:10:56: <kevinbotz> I'm a big fan of Gorgonzola
  16. 19:11:04: <Takagi_ftw> Much prefer gouda
  17. 19:11:05: <Rated> It actually starts bad for Setou, Couteau overtook her at the first corner
  18. 19:11:14: <Aixata> go, Laurent!
  19. 19:11:22: <NIRVANA> nirvana is a girl name
  20. 19:11:29: <Aixata> no it isnt
  21. 19:11:30: <NIRVANA> and i live in uae
  22. 19:11:37: <NIRVANA> it is
  23. 19:11:38: <Aixata> it's a band name you plen
  24. 19:11:40: <Aixata> pleb
  25. 19:11:45: <Aixata> duh
  26. 19:11:48: <Takagi_ftw> lel
  27. 19:11:51: <Aeroracing> If you're a girl, you're welcome here :p
  28. 19:11:56: <Aixata> alright, dr-baker
  29. 19:12:00: <Aeroracing> lel
  30. 19:12:01: <EastLondoner> Fuck, it's 20 years since Kurt Cobain died in April. :/
  31. 19:12:22: <NIRVANA> it is ALSO a band name
  32. 19:12:31: <Ferrarist> Well, it's almost 20 years since Tupac died :( :p
  33. 19:12:32: <NIRVANA> a name of a bar in america
  34. 19:12:33: <dr-baker> Well, I've seen stranger names
  35. 19:12:49: <Takagi_ftw> Ferrarist *since Tupac allegedly died
  36. 19:12:55: <kevinbotz> ^
  37. 19:12:55: <kevinbotz> :P
  38. 19:12:58: <Ferrarist> No, I believe that he's dead.
  39. 19:13:02: <dark77> almost 20 years since Senna died, obi_klon won't bee looking forward to that day :L
  40. 19:13:13: <SuperAguri> he is pushing up the daisies
  41. 19:13:22: <Nuppiz> anyway
  42. 19:13:23: <Aixata> he is an ex-rapper
  43. 19:13:29: <SuperAguri> with a silent c?
  44. 19:13:29: <EastLondoner> Nearly 20 years since Richey Edwards disappeared off the face of the planet. :(
  45. 19:13:33: <Takagi_ftw> Saw one of those conspiracy things on Twitter the other day, it makes a convincing case for Mr Shakur still being alive
  46. 19:13:36: <EastLondoner> :P
  47. 19:13:42: <Nuppiz> is nirvana a member of the F1Rejects.com forum?
  48. 19:13:46: <Aixata> no
  49. 19:13:51: <EastLondoner> Razta?
  50. 19:13:54: <NIRVANA> yeah maybe..
  51. 19:13:56: <dr-baker> Or maybe yes, who knows
  52. 19:13:59: <NIRVANA> heyy
  53. 19:14:05: <kevinbotz> the only UAE member I know of is razta
  54. 19:14:05: <SuperAguri> does it matter?
  55. 19:14:26: <dr-baker> nirvana show us your tits
  56. 19:14:33: <Takagi_ftw> ^
  57. 19:14:34: <Pi3141> Do you know who Yuji Ide is?
  58. 19:14:36: <EastLondoner> kek
  59. 19:14:38: <kevinbotz> lel
  60. 19:14:46: <NIRVANA> how am i supposed to become a member
  61. 19:14:48: <Aixata> EastLondoner, get Warpaint's new album
  62. 19:14:50: <Nuppiz> stay classy people...
  63. 19:15:01: <SuperAguri> indeed
  64. 19:15:11: <EastLondoner> I've decided I'm gonna spend tomorrow listening to them. ;)
  65. 19:15:16: <Nuppiz> http://f1rejects.com/forum/ucp.php?mode=register
  66. 19:15:18: <Aixata> good lad
  67. 19:15:18: <NIRVANA> uae member...ok kay....
  68. 19:15:34: <Rated> Oh Setou just took the leadership back, and Sugiharto, still fourth, has closed the gap between himself and the top 3
  69. 19:15:37: <EastLondoner> I hope I like them, otherwise I will be disappointed and I will cry. :P
  70. 19:15:37: <SuperAguri> Nirvana only did two good songs
  71. 19:15:46: <NIRVANA> @dr baker calm your tits down first bro
  72. 19:15:46: <Aixata> I disagree, SuperAguri
  73. 19:15:57: <Nuppiz> so if you aren't a forum member I guess you found this channel by chance on Mibbit's list?
  74. 19:15:58: <Aixata> all of In Utero is good
  75. 19:15:58: <Aeroracing> SuperAguri that's your own opinion :p
  76. 19:16:00: <Takagi_ftw> That was uncalled for :P
  77. 19:16:03: <Aeroracing> Which I respect but don't share
  78. 19:16:06: <Ferrarist> Oh, an user from the UAE. Maybe he wants to buy F1Rejects :D
  79. 19:16:09: <EastLondoner> I used to really like Nirvana, have somewhat gone off them in the last few years. :/
  80. 19:16:22: <EastLondoner> The band, that is. :P
  81. 19:16:25: <kevinbotz> perhaps he/she could fund our future F1 team :D
  82. 19:16:37: <NIRVANA> what is f1 exactly?
  83. 19:16:41: <Aeroracing> While petroleum is still a business, that is
  84. 19:16:44: <dark77> formula one ;)
  85. 19:16:47: <SuperAguri> nirvana : that isn't Dr Baker t was Aeroracing, owner of the Aeroracing F1RWRS and other series team.
  86. 19:16:49: <Rated> SETOU SPINS !
  87. 19:16:57: <NIRVANA> who is setou?
  88. 19:17:09: <EastLondoner> http://f1rejects.com/forum/index.php
  89. 19:17:10: <Aixata> I think in 1992, Nirvana, RHCP and Pearl Jam were all on the same bill...I'd give my left nut to have been there
  90. 19:17:11: <dark77> a fictional character made by obi_klon
  91. 19:17:26: <Aeroracing> And that guy is SuperAguri, owner of one of the silliest F1RWRS teams
  92. 19:17:27: <NIRVANA> kk where am i supposed to find a uae user?
  93. 19:17:34: <Aixata> in the UAE
  94. 19:17:38: <Aixata> oh
  95. 19:17:39: <dark77> Ferrarist WTF????
  96. 19:17:40: <kevinbotz> top kek
  97. 19:17:40: <SuperAguri> silliest?
  98. 19:17:43: <Aeroracing> Hey Ferrarist, why did you do that?
  99. 19:17:45: <EastLondoner> WTF
  100. 19:17:48: <Ferrarist> He didn't even know what F1 was!
  101. 19:17:49: <EastLondoner> KICK HIM
  102. 19:17:51: <obi_klon> he was getting annoying
  103. 19:17:55: <EastLondoner> :D
  104. 19:17:57: <Aeroracing> There
  105. 19:17:59: <kevinbotz> :P
  106. 19:17:59: <Takagi_ftw> Ferrarist you boring fucker :P
  107. 19:18:17: <Rated> She rejoins the track in fourth position, behind Couteau, Martin and Sugiharto
  108. 19:18:20: <Aixata> I'd got bored of he/she/it as well
  109. 19:18:32: <Ferrarist> We've now strengthened the running order, haven't we? :p
  110. 19:19:04: <Pi3141> Well, I agree with Ferrarist. That was either a troll, a very clever spambot or a very dumb human.
  111. 19:19:06: <Aeroracing> Hey, I was having fun with him/her
  112. 19:19:13: <Rated> And that's Sugiharto taking second away from Martin there
  113. 19:19:19: <Pi3141> Troll, I think
  114. 19:19:30: <Aeroracing> I'm going to make Aerond give Kamaha 32.000 reliability points... oh, wait :p
  115. 19:19:32: <Aixata> don't know, don't care
  116. 19:19:38: <Aixata> don't do that, Aeroracing
  117. 19:19:42: <Aeroracing> lel
  118. 19:20:03: <Aixata> your test driver will be doing a couple of outings for them (if they escape PQ)
  119. 19:20:14: <Aeroracing> Alright
  120. 19:20:14: <SuperAguri> aeroracing : boom tish
  121. 19:20:18: <Pasta> Whats this about trolls? :p
  122. 19:20:21: <Aeroracing> Here's hoping he can score a point
  123. 19:21:01: <SuperAguri> we had someone from the UAE, who claimed to be a girl and asked stupid questions like whats F1
  124. 19:21:18: <Pasta> Porbably fmecha
  125. 19:21:20: <Aeroracing> SuperAguri I think he/she never claimed to be a girl
  126. 19:21:23: <Pasta> *probably :p
  127. 19:21:30: <EastLondoner> Nah Fmecha's from Saudi Arabia.
  128. 19:21:40: <Aixata> I thought he was from Indonesia?
  129. 19:21:47: <kevinbotz> nah
  130. 19:21:49: <takagi_the_second> Wanky Irish internet :/ :L
  131. 19:21:52: <kevinbotz> Axel's from Indonesia
  132. 19:22:00: <Pasta> FMecha is too :p
  133. 19:22:07: <Pi3141> FMecha is from Indonesia, but now living in Saudi Arabia
  134. 19:22:08: <SuperAguri> She said "You guys are soo sweet (note sarcasm)" and "nirvana is a girl name"
  135. 19:22:08: <takagi_the_second> I thought Mecha was from Singapore?
  136. 19:22:09: <Pasta> Thats why MechaGP is Indonesian
  137. 19:22:10: <Nuppiz> aren't you a cheerful bunch :P
  138. 19:22:20: <Darth77> wafflecat's from singapore
  139. 19:22:21: <Rated> Kolodin outbrakes himself at turn 1, hits the wall and his engine catches fire a bit later, he's out
  140. 19:22:27: <Aeroracing> Then again, he/she could be russling some jimmies on us
  141. 19:22:33: <Pasta> takagi_the_second - blame shitty, unimaginative flag makers for that :p
  142. 19:22:34: <Aixata> you know me well enough now to realise I'm very uncheerful
  143. 19:22:37: <Nuppiz> someone asks a stupid question, you're immeadiatedly "LOLTROLl" and kick him/her
  144. 19:22:44: <Nuppiz> immediatedly*
  145. 19:23:03: <Aeroracing> Hey, that was Ferrarist
  146. 19:23:06: <Aeroracing> And I made him pay lel
  147. 19:23:14: <Pasta> lel
  148. 19:23:21: <takagi_the_second> Yes, go Kolodin :D
  149. 19:23:28: <takagi_the_second> Crash and fire, brill :P
  150. 19:23:39: <Rated> And ...
  151. 19:23:48: <Pasta> Has roblel been unbanned? :p
  152. 19:23:57: <Rated> SETOU CRASHES. She's out of the race, and she won't be champion.
  153. 19:25:56: <Rated> And just before that, Martin takes her second place back from Sugiharto, which might help Couteau, as he's leading
  154. 19:26:51: <SuperAguri> nuppiz : joining a room and ask what F1 is is cause for a kick
  155. 19:27:43: <Aeroracing> I was having fun with his/her russling
  156. 19:27:49: <Nuppiz> says you
  157. 19:28:10: <Nuppiz> dammit, why didn't I originally register this channel? :L
  158. 19:28:16: <SuperAguri> would you go to a channel about rap and ask what the merits of the KKK were? :P
  159. 19:28:44: <Aixata> or go to a channel about cheese if you were lactose intolerant?
  160. 19:28:48: <kevinbotz> :P
  161. 19:29:07: <Nuppiz> you could've just said that this isn't the channel for him/her :P
  162. 19:29:20: <SuperAguri> i didn't kick them though, Ferrarist did
  163. 19:29:38: <Nuppiz> and then you kicked Aeroracing for kicking Ferrarist
  164. 19:29:57: <SuperAguri> indeed, seemed petty :P
  165. 19:30:04: <Aeroracing> I think SuperAguri can't assimilate the concept of "friendly kicking" :p
  166. 19:30:18: <SuperAguri> or I did :P
  167. 19:30:35: <NIRVANA> guyss
  168. 19:30:36: <EastLondoner> Oh deer
  169. 19:30:39: <kevinbotz> top kek
  170. 19:30:54: <NIRVANA> did i do offend any of you?
  171. 19:31:00: <EastLondoner> Join the forum.
  172. 19:31:01: <Aixata> yeah
  173. 19:31:10: <Aeroracing> Come clean and tell us who you really are
  174. 19:31:13: <Aeroracing> That should help
  175. 19:31:18: <NIRVANA> im sorry im just new
  176. 19:31:22: <Aixata> "new"
  177. 19:31:31: <Darth77> can i just ask - if you don't know what F1 is, why did you join a chatroom called #F1Rejects ? :P
  178. 19:31:43: <NIRVANA> and still trying to grasp the concept
  179. 19:31:55: <kevinbotz> there's nothing really to grasp
  180. 19:32:11: <kevinbotz> this is an F1/Motorsports centered channel
  181. 19:32:19: <NIRVANA> yeah i know that
  182. 19:32:19: <Nuppiz> http://f1rejects.com/main.html
  183. 19:32:28: <Rated> Last minute, and Laurent Couteau is still in the lead while Michela Martin tries her best to defend her second place against Cecep Sugiharto.
  184. 19:32:31: <EastLondoner> The best F1 website in the world.
  185. 19:32:37: <Aixata> c'maaan Laurent
  186. 19:32:37: <NIRVANA> its just that its quiteconfusing
  187. 19:32:52: <Rated> Couteau is virtually crowned
  188. 19:32:55: <Aeroracing> We also host homebrew championships using xkoranate or racing games
  189. 19:33:00: <EastLondoner> Better than Autosport, and Keith "all the drivers are shit apart from Vettel" Collantine's F1 Fanatic. :P
  190. 19:33:12: <Pasta> Way to go Aeroracing, make us sound weird ;)
  191. 19:33:14: <NIRVANA> some other group i was in were talking all about photography
  192. 19:33:32: <SuperAguri> you joining random channels to see what they are about?
  193. 19:33:34: <NIRVANA> another ones speaking random languages
  194. 19:33:40: <EastLondoner> Really
  195. 19:33:44: <NIRVANA> yeah sort of..
  196. 19:33:49: <NIRVANA> i have nooidea
  197. 19:33:49: <EastLondoner> Why join random channels? :s
  198. 19:33:52: <Aeroracing> Those must be the escaped patients from the mental asylum nearby
  199. 19:33:55: <kevinbotz> uhh...
  200. 19:33:56: <Darth77> well the F1 drivers aren't shit on their own, but compared to Vettel they are XD
  201. 19:33:58: <Pasta> Although this is coming from the guy who resurrected British Leyland for fun :p
  202. 19:34:01: <NIRVANA> hahahhaahahaha
  203. 19:34:05: <Darth77> oh maybe he's just bored ;)
  204. 19:34:17: <NIRVANA> i really am a blondie
  205. 19:34:24: <Aeroracing> Nice
  206. 19:34:24: <Darth77> i understand that, surfing random channels
  207. 19:34:29: <NIRVANA> well....
  208. 19:34:30: <Aixata> I don't
  209. 19:34:32: <EastLondoner> Heart of Glass, Call Me, Atomic? :P
  210. 19:34:33: <Aeroracing> That's a good introduction, you see :p
  211. 19:34:40: <Aixata> hahah
  212. 19:34:41: <SuperAguri> do you speak German Nirvana?
  213. 19:34:45: <NIRVANA> so yeah it sucks to be me right now
  214. 19:34:47: <NIRVANA> and nah
  215. 19:34:50: <NIRVANA> i dont
  216. 19:35:02: <Nuppiz> So you are from the UAE. Ever heard from the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix?
  217. 19:35:03: <Pasta> Are you really from the UAE?
  218. 19:35:09: <Pasta> Or just on holiday
  219. 19:35:16: <Pasta> Or using some kind of IP re-routing
  220. 19:35:18: <NIRVANA> im not from uae
  221. 19:35:19: <Aixata> Jūs kalbate lietuviškai?
  222. 19:35:24: <NIRVANA> i live in uae
  223. 19:35:28: <NIRVANA> dubai
  224. 19:35:33: <EastLondoner> Ex-pat?
  225. 19:35:33: <SuperAguri> any germans here?
  226. 19:35:38: <Aeroracing> You're from Dubai then?
  227. 19:35:46: <Pasta> I find that quite dubaious to belive :p
  228. 19:35:51: <EastLondoner> Dubai is in UEA you dolt.:P
  229. 19:35:52: <NIRVANA> lol
  230. 19:35:53: <Aeroracing> Why Pasta?
  231. 19:35:54: <kevinbotz> Pasta
  232. 19:35:57: <kevinbotz> that was awful
  233. 19:35:58: <EastLondoner> UEA? Fack...
  234. 19:36:02: <EastLondoner> :|
  235. 19:36:03: <EastLondoner> :|
  236. 19:36:04: <EastLondoner> :P
  237. 19:36:15: <Pasta> The UEA? You dolt :p
  238. 19:36:33: <obi_klon> Germans?
  239. 19:36:36: <EastLondoner> Bastards didn't let me after my A-level results were released. :(
  240. 19:36:42: <NIRVANA> uhh let get this straight i LIVE in dubai which is a city in the country of united arab emirates
  241. 19:36:51: <NIRVANA> *lets
  242. 19:36:53: <Rated> Aaaaaaaaaaaand Laurent Couteau wins the final heat of the 2016 Lupo GTi Championship German Special Finale ! He's the very first champion of the series.
  243. 19:36:55: <Aeroracing> And you're from...
  244. 19:36:57: <Aixata> http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y145/MoonlightStorm/gifs/gifgollumyesyesyes.gif
  245. 19:36:59: <NIRVANA> germans?
  246. 19:36:59: <kevinbotz> It's technically an Emirate
  247. 19:37:00: <SuperAguri> yeah what does Mach mal Dampf hier and dampfzeichen mean?
  248. 19:37:07: <EastLondoner> Which country are you originally from?
  249. 19:37:20: <Rated> I guess he can thank Michela Martin for defending her second place at any cost against Cecep Sugiharto
  250. 19:37:30: <Aeroracing> And guys, don't speak her in languages she doesn't understand
  251. 19:37:37: <NIRVANA> canada
  252. 19:37:40: <Aixata> is that the first time one of my drivers has won something?
  253. 19:37:46: <kevinbotz> A Canadian?
  254. 19:37:51: <Aixata> Canada, eh?
  255. 19:37:54: <NIRVANA> i wish
  256. 19:37:57: <NIRVANA> i wish
  257. 19:38:01: <EastLondoner> It's that rascal RRR. :P
  258. 19:38:03: <SuperAguri> i wish?
  259. 19:38:06: <Nuppiz> A Canadian living in the UAE?
  260. 19:38:14: <NIRVANA> never seen?
  261. 19:38:15: <Aeroracing> Because she works there?
  262. 19:38:59: <kevinbotz> which part of Canada?
  263. 19:39:07: <Rated> Results : Couteau, Martin, Sugiharto, Atkinson, Scopelli, Moretti, Setou (-8 laps / crash), Kolodin (-10 laps / Engine damage from a crash)
  264. 19:39:35: <NIRVANA> listen guys now its getting a bit personal
  265. 19:39:42: <Aixata> no shit
  266. 19:39:43: <Aeroracing> Alright then
  267. 19:39:46: <Aeroracing> We stop
  268. 19:39:47: <Rated> Fastest lap : Laurent Couteau
  269. 19:39:49: <EastLondoner> Personal?
  270. 19:39:50: <NIRVANA> i barely know anyone
  271. 19:40:02: <NIRVANA> what about u people?
  272. 19:40:07: <Aeroracing> Anyway, you really don't know what's F1?
  273. 19:40:19: <kevinbotz> I'm from East Timor
  274. 19:40:21: <EastLondoner> Well, we're all F1 fans, and we support the backmarkers and pay drivers.
  275. 19:40:25: <Aixata> Very well, where should I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.
  276. 19:40:33: <NIRVANA> F1 is formula one eh?
  277. 19:40:37: <Aeroracing> Yes
  278. 19:40:37: <Aixata> My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy.
  279. 19:40:48: <Aixata> A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe.
  280. 19:40:54: <EastLondoner> I am actually Pete Doherty.
  281. 19:40:55: <EastLondoner> :P
  282. 19:41:05: <Rated> So unless im very much mistaken. Championship top 3 : Couteau : 53 points, Sugiharto 51 points, Setou 40 points.
  283. 19:41:09: <Aixata> At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shaven scrotum...it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it
  284. 19:41:19: <EastLondoner> top kek
  285. 19:41:23: <Aeroracing> Aixata pls
  286. 19:41:24: <kevinbotz> dammit Aixata
  287. 19:41:25: <NIRVANA> im srry mahn i get things mixed up because most peeps i know speak wacko computer lang.here
  288. 19:41:30: <Aeroracing> We're going to scare her
  289. 19:41:34: <Nuppiz> wtf Aixata
  290. 19:41:36: <Aixata> don't care
  291. 19:41:37: <kevinbotz> you made me spit out my coffee
  292. 19:41:45: <kevinbotz> all over my keyboard
  293. 19:42:00: <QuotesQuizPlz> Aixata, do you keep a copy of that monologue for random occasions? :P
  294. 19:42:06: <Aixata> ...perhaps...
  295. 19:42:13: <Aeroracing> Anyway, I'm from Spain, I'm 21, I study Law and Journalism in Madrid
  296. 19:42:18: <Aixata> I felt now was a good time to use it
  297. 19:42:18: <Aeroracing> That's as personal I'm going to get
  298. 19:42:19: <QuotesQuizPlz> Also, why is the chatroom saying I'm from Germany? :P
  299. 19:42:40: <Nuppiz> because your IP is German
  300. 19:42:41: <Aixata> you've got the 1915 version of mibbit
  301. 19:42:46: <kevinbotz> ooohhh
  302. 19:43:00: <Nuppiz> nah, I think he already got the 1941 upgrade
  303. 19:43:04: <kevinbotz> :P
  304. 19:43:05: <QuotesQuizPlz> Did you just go there? :P
  305. 19:43:16: <NIRVANA> dude chillax i think
  306. 19:43:17: <Aixata> Sommething like that...
  307. 19:43:23: <kevinbotz> and again
  308. 19:43:32: <NIRVANA> i have alredy passed the scaring point
  309. 19:43:45: <Aeroracing> Then you must have seen quite a lot
  310. 19:43:51: <Aeroracing> Over other places
  311. 19:44:04: <QuotesQuizPlz> And anyway, an actual Belgian is what I am :D
  312. 19:44:34: <EastLondoner> Well I'm a Londoner, from Great Britain.
  313. 19:44:46: <Aeroracing> By the way, is anyone logging this chat?
  314. 19:44:47: <Aeroracing> :p
  315. 19:44:49: <SuperAguri> I am the older, wiser statement of this channel :P
  316. 19:44:55: <NIRVANA> aixata u actually telling the truth?
  317. 19:45:01: <Aeroracing> lol
  318. 19:45:01: <Darth77> Aeroracing i'll have it logged ;)
  319. 19:45:07: <Aeroracing> Obviously not
  320. 19:45:10: <Aeroracing> His wish
  321. 19:45:37: <Nuppiz> yeah, we have some weird people here
  322. 19:45:39: <NIRVANA> wow to be honest i actually llike this group
  323. 19:45:47: <Darth77> anyway i'm 15, from britain, thankfully not as active on this chat as before :D
  324. 19:45:49: <Aeroracing> :D
  325. 19:46:07: <SuperAguri> no shit dark :P
  326. 19:46:09: <Nuppiz> 22½, unemployed sloth, Finland
  327. 19:46:28: <NIRVANA> atleast you guys speak english and not some freaky computer or camera language
  328. 19:46:28: <Aixata> The details of my life are quite inconsequential.
  329. 19:46:33: <Ferrarist> FFS!
  330. 19:46:45: <SuperAguri> Final Fantasy Sucks?
  331. 19:46:46: <Ferrarist> I keep having chance after chance, yet I can't score a damn goal! :(
  332. 19:46:58: <SuperAguri> Fifa Fucking Sucks? :P
  333. 19:47:04: <NIRVANA> any girls here>
  334. 19:47:07: <NIRVANA> ?
  335. 19:47:08: <Ferrarist> Exactly :p
  336. 19:47:11: <Darth77> nope
  337. 19:47:20: <NIRVANA> whoa...
  338. 19:47:23: <Ferrarist> And on top of that, my opponents have only 1 or 2 chances in this game, yet they score.
  339. 19:47:29: <Nuppiz> we have a few on the forum
  340. 19:47:31: <NIRVANA> u kidding me right>
  341. 19:47:39: <Nuppiz> but none of them have been here so far
  342. 19:47:50: <Takagi_ftw> Nirvanas back..waheyyyyyyyyy :P
  343. 19:47:53: <SuperAguri> Motorsport is not generally a typical female pasttime :P
  344. 19:47:55: <NIRVANA> u all are guys??
  345. 19:48:03: <Aixata> nope
  346. 19:48:04: <Darth77> yea
  347. 19:48:07: <kevinbotz> nope
  348. 19:48:15: <Takagi_ftw> I'm a mirage
  349. 19:48:18: <SuperAguri> this is the internet :P
  350. 19:48:19: <Takagi_ftw> Trick of the light
  351. 19:48:22: <Takagi_ftw> Bit of all 3
  352. 19:48:41: <Aeroracing> Well, yeah, we're all guys
  353. 19:48:47: <Aeroracing> Most of us are single
  354. 19:49:00: <SuperAguri> no one really know the age, sex or location of people
  355. 19:49:09: <SuperAguri> speak for yourself aero :P
  356. 19:49:09: <Takagi_ftw> I'll grab my coat, that was one of the worst Robbie the Reindeeer references of all time :L
  357. 19:49:14: <NIRVANA> and im not looking for a boyfrnd
  358. 19:49:48: <NIRVANA> guysss what does giving voice to someone mean?
  359. 19:50:11: <Takagi_ftw> Not a clue in all honesty
  360. 19:50:15: <Darth77> if the chat is locked (or something similar) only people with voice or OP can chat
  361. 19:50:34: <SuperAguri> means if we moderate the room you can still type and read stuff, without it you can read and talk to yourself.
  362. 19:50:34: <NIRVANA> ohhh
  363. 19:51:14: <NIRVANA> is it night or daytime near your area?
  364. 19:51:28: <Aeroracing> Night time
  365. 19:51:36: <Takagi_ftw> Nearly 8 in the evening here :L
  366. 19:51:36: <Aeroracing> Which means I'm going to have dinner
  367. 19:51:37: <SuperAguri> we are all over the world
  368. 19:51:44: <NIRVANA> HI5
  369. 19:52:05: <NIRVANA> well for me its way past my curfew
  370. 19:53:33: <kevinbotz> in other news
  371. 19:53:48: <kevinbotz> Roy Nissany is apparently staying on for another European F3 season
  372. 19:53:57: <EastLondoner> Curfew?!?!
  373. 19:54:20: <NIRVANA> dude it late in the night here
  374. 19:54:34: <NIRVANA> nah not exactly curfew
  375. 19:56:14: <Aixata> oh my word, Taki Inoue cracks me up
  376. 19:56:31: <Aixata> https://twitter.com/takiinoue/status/425715038058332160
  377. 19:57:04: <EastLondoner> Hahaha
  378. 19:57:10: <kevinbotz> :D
  379. 19:57:15: <Pasta> How wxactly did you find this chat, nirvana?
  380. 19:57:30: <Salamander> now you know why i dont bother with dating or anything like that :p
  381. 19:57:37: <Aixata> :P
  382. 19:57:58: <EastLondoner> Otherwise you end up like Baker. :P
  383. 19:58:09: <NIRVANA> i dont know i was just moving around
  384. 19:58:19: <NIRVANA> checking thingsout
  385. 19:58:23: <NIRVANA> in the site
  386. 19:58:35: <NIRVANA> and your group seems fun
  387. 19:58:37: <Pasta> Can someone tell me how you join random channels on mibbit?
  388. 19:58:47: <Pasta> Or do you just type random shit in and hope for the best?
  389. 19:58:51: <EastLondoner> I wouldn't join random channels, I don't have the confidence.
  390. 19:58:54: <Aixata> there's a list
  391. 19:59:04: <NIRVANA> there is a tab named mibbit
  392. 19:59:06: <Aixata> click the mibbit tab and there's a menu
  393. 19:59:07: <Biscione> Pasta
  394. 19:59:08: <Biscione> IFRC thread
  395. 19:59:08: <NIRVANA> click on it
  396. 19:59:12: <Biscione> naaaaaaaoooooooooooooow
  397. 19:59:15: <Biscione> :D
  398. 19:59:22: <Pasta> Oh, I've seen it :p
  399. 19:59:27: <NIRVANA> it gives you various rooms
  400. 19:59:31: <Pasta> And yeah, I've no problem with it :p
  401. 19:59:33: <EastLondoner> Lelmas? :P
  402. 19:59:36: <Nuppiz> Pasta LGPS thread as well :P
  403. 19:59:46: <Pasta> I just cant be bothered to write an article
  404. 19:59:50: <Biscione> ah, ok
  405. 19:59:51: <Pasta> Nuppiz, seen that too :(
  406. 20:00:00: <Pasta> Biscione I'll work on one now
  407. 20:00:04: <Biscione> nah, its ok
  408. 20:00:06: <Biscione> don't need
  409. 20:00:07: <Biscione> Nuppiz
  410. 20:00:11: <Biscione> Koczo to IBR IFRC
  411. 20:00:14: <Biscione> after Finland
  412. 20:00:17: <Pasta> Nuppiz Why JEV? Was you being lobbied by Axel or something?
  413. 20:00:25: <Pasta> :(
  414. 20:00:40: <Biscione> JEV parked on the blind crest of the main straight
  415. 20:00:45: <Biscione> he did boo-boo
  416. 20:00:53: <Pasta> He might have passed out
  417. 20:01:02: <Pasta> You just cant make sweeping assumptions like that anymore :p
  418. 20:01:39: <Nuppiz> Pasta post the Koczo confirmation in the IFRC thread when you can be bothered
  419. 20:02:10: <Nuppiz> so I have something to link on the wiki :P
  420. 20:08:23: <SuperAguri> you could use /list [keyword1 [keyword2]] [-min <minimum_users>] [-max <maximum_users>] and then join a channel from that
  421. 20:09:56: <Nuppiz> way to go SuperAguri
  422. 20:10:27: <SuperAguri> what what/
  423. 20:10:31: <Nuppiz> half of our regular members barely know how to change their nick, how do you expect them to work that out? :P
  424. 20:10:56: <SuperAguri> indeed you didn't know about chanservs akick list :P
  425. 20:10:59: <Pi3141> I've just read an article about the new Force India VJM07
  426. 20:11:14: <Nuppiz> SuperAguri I did
  427. 20:11:28: <Nuppiz> but when I tried to edit it I got "Permission denied."
  428. 20:11:43: <SuperAguri> you should have permission
  429. 20:11:43: <Pi3141> Interestingly, the new sidepods aren't much different from the current ones, according to Hülkenberg
  430. 20:12:18: <Pi3141> Because most fan renders of 2014 cars have large sidepods.
  431. 20:12:37: <Pi3141> Also, he confirms that the nose of the car won't be pretty.
  432. 20:14:32: <Ferrarist> I wonder if some..."conservative" countries start censoring out the nosecones :P
  433. 20:14:49: <Aixata> haha
  434. 20:15:09: <Aixata> the Parents' Television Council in the US might try that
  435. 20:15:12: <Biscione> I hope the Pope doesn't die again
  436. 20:15:19: <Biscione> imagine the black nosecone of a 2014 Ferrari...
  437. 20:15:23: <Pi3141> What is wrong about proboscis monkey noses.
  438. 20:15:33: <Pi3141> We had platypus noses before.
  439. 20:15:37: <Ferrarist> Oh pi3141, you're so innocent :p
  440. 20:15:41: <Aixata> hahaha
  441. 20:15:48: <Pi3141> I know what you mean.
  442. 20:16:10: <Ferrarist> Well, I don't know what a proboscis monkey is :p
  443. 20:16:25: <Aixata> monkeys with penis noses
  444. 20:16:25: <Ferrarist> Oh my god! http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e5/Proboscis_Monkey_in_Borneo.jpg
  445. 20:16:41: <Aeroracing> I think they could make something remotely stylish and less eye-offending with the dong nosecone
  446. 20:16:51: <Ferrarist> It could be larger :p
  447. 20:16:58: <Pasta> What is so discouraging about sloping the edges to a point at the nose?
  448. 20:17:15: <Pasta> Have a continuous chassis line, instead of the phallic shape
  449. 20:17:19: <Ferrarist> This could also be a great incentive for condom companies.
  450. 20:17:27: <Aixata> or do my idea
  451. 20:17:30: <Pasta> Biscione, Nuppiz, http://www.f1rejects.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=5942&p=286019#p286019
  452. 20:17:32: <Ferrarist> Imagine pulling a condom over a nosecone. :D
  453. 20:17:49: <NIRVANA> kk
  454. 20:17:50: <NIRVANA> guys
  455. 20:17:58: <NIRVANA> that is..............................
  456. 20:18:08: <Pasta> what is?
  457. 20:18:14: <Aixata> ooh, are we playing hangman?
  458. 20:18:20: <Aixata> I love that game
  459. 20:18:25: <EastLondoner> It's HawkAussie playing a trick on us! :O :P
  460. 20:18:33: <kevinbotz> :P
  461. 20:18:35: <Aeroracing> Don't worry, it's just that in the interests of efficient engineering the noses of 2014's F1 cars will look like they have penises sprouting out of them
  462. 20:18:58: <NIRVANA> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  463. 20:19:10: <Aeroracing> Sadly, that's the truth :p
  464. 20:19:26: <Ferrarist> So remember kids, your dong is just aerodynamically efficient :P
  465. 20:19:41: <Ferrarist> Especially when you're a seeing a hot girl...or boy, we're tolerant of all sexual orientations!
  466. 20:19:50: <Aixata> If the Lotus has it, I'm looking forward to the Lotus twitter account naming him Pastor Maldodildo
  467. 20:20:18: <Ferrarist> Or Romain GROSSjean.
  468. 20:20:23: <Ferrarist> Works in German and English :D
  469. 20:20:41: <Aixata> Romain Groschlong?
  470. 20:20:46: <NIRVANA> guys would always be guys
  471. 20:20:51: <NIRVANA> listen up
  472. 20:21:04: <NIRVANA> how many of you have had girlfrnds?
  473. 20:21:15: <Aeroracing> I just had occasional affairs
  474. 20:21:25: <EastLondoner> Haven't had one for 5 years. :(
  475. 20:21:27: <Aeroracing> The typical thing that lasts for a night
  476. 20:21:28: <Aixata> a while ago
  477. 20:21:44: <Aeroracing> I'd really like to have one, to be honest
  478. 20:21:51: <Aixata> nowadays, I just drink and let my dick do the talking
  479. 20:21:51: <Ferrarist> At least you guys had one!
  480. 20:22:00: <kevinbotz> it's okay Ferrarist
  481. 20:22:07: <Ferrarist> It's not okay!
  482. 20:22:13: <Biscione> have had? I still have :D
  483. 20:22:17: <Aeroracing> Don't worry, Ferrarist, all in good time
  484. 20:22:19: <kevinbotz> I understand
  485. 20:22:19: <Ferrarist> What kind a man hasn't gotten late at the age of 22?
  486. 20:22:23: <EastLondoner> Fack you Biscotti. :P
  487. 20:22:24: <Aeroracing> That's why I haven't gone insane yet :p
  488. 20:22:26: <Ferrarist> *laid
  489. 20:22:26: <seedstriker> Got a couple time ago, normal buisness
  490. 20:22:27: <Biscione> :P
  491. 20:22:47: <Aeroracing> I just got laid, I'd like to have something more than that really
  492. 20:22:54: <EastLondoner> :P
  493. 20:23:05: <Ferrarist> Of course the worst part is when mother tries to conform: "Don't worry, I also thought I'd be forever alone." Then she met my father...
  494. 20:23:14: <NIRVANA> @aeroracing U a player?
  495. 20:23:21: <Ferrarist> Now I love my father, but if he was the best my mother could have gotten, I don't have much hope :(
  496. 20:23:24: <Aeroracing> No, I was half-drunk
  497. 20:23:27: <Biscione> He's on F1 Rejects
  498. 20:23:32: <Biscione> F1 Rejects ain't go no playas!
  499. 20:23:37: <Aixata> ahem
  500. 20:23:41: <Cynon> wat
  501. 20:23:46: <Aeroracing> I don't really think the biggest pleasure in life is just fucking with the most girls
  502. 20:23:46: <Ferrarist> Playas? This ain't the city of compton, nigga!
  503. 20:23:47: <Cynon> Brinson made it
  504. 20:23:49: <Ferrarist> Whoops!
  505. 20:23:49: <Ferrarist> :(
  506. 20:23:52: <NIRVANA> @ferrarisst sucks to be you mahn
  507. 20:24:01: <Aeroracing> nirvana pls
  508. 20:24:08: <EastLondoner> If it helps Ferrarist, I haven't got laid yet. :/
  509. 20:24:18: <NIRVANA> its fine guys
  510. 20:24:30: <NIRVANA> stop acting like pussies
  511. 20:24:32: <Ferrarist> Wait? You had a girlfriend and you didn't do it once, EastLondoner? Damn!
  512. 20:24:40: <EastLondoner> I was 14. :P
  513. 20:24:42: <Aeroracing> Hahahaha
  514. 20:24:43: <NIRVANA> ull find therightgirl
  515. 20:24:45: <Aeroracing> Hey!
  516. 20:24:57: <EastLondoner> :P
  517. 20:24:58: <Cynon> If I was totally classless, EastLondoner, I would have repeated Ferrarist's question.
  518. 20:24:59: <Cynon> :P
  519. 20:25:34: <Takagi_ftw> And back again :L
  520. 20:25:42: <NIRVANA> i am NOT a nigga -_-
  521. 20:25:45: <Cynon> HUE HUE HUE BECOM A DADDY AT 14
  522. 20:25:46: <Biscione> Aeroracing, I noticed you were trying to take my IFRC Team's Title away from me
  523. 20:25:49: <Pasta> takagi is the lucky man
  524. 20:25:50: <Cynon> THEN YOU CAN BE ON IV
  525. 20:25:50: <Takagi_ftw> This is fucking ridiculous now :L
  526. 20:25:51: <EastLondoner> :P
  527. 20:25:51: <Cynon> -_-
  528. 20:25:52: <Biscione> I see you
  529. 20:25:54: <Biscione> and I raise you
  530. 20:25:57: <Biscione> F1RWRS driver
  531. 20:25:58: <Biscione> tep lel
  532. 20:25:59: <Ferrarist> Oh come one!
  533. 20:26:02: <Ferrarist> *on
  534. 20:26:04: <Pasta> When he gets sexually frustrated, he just turns to his potatoes :p
  535. 20:26:07: <Takagi_ftw> Pasta implying? :P
  536. 20:26:12: <Biscione> THE CUP IS MINE!
  537. 20:26:12: <kevinbotz> :P
  538. 20:26:13: <Cynon> Pasta, does he live in Idaho?
  539. 20:26:45: <Takagi_ftw> Welsh people have sheep....we're not quite that bad :P
  540. 20:26:50: <Ferrarist> I do envy the christian youth in the United States. At least they have been taught to be virgins until marriage, so it's not frustrating to them.
  541. 20:26:59: <kevinbotz> pahahahaha
  542. 20:27:02: <Cynon> Ferrarist
  543. 20:27:03: <Pasta> Ferrarist Have you ever tried mail order brides? :p
  544. 20:27:10: <Ferrarist> Nope
  545. 20:27:17: <Cynon> That's quite possibly the most ignorant thing I've heard you say.
  546. 20:27:24: <kevinbotz> :P
  547. 20:27:27: <Ferrarist> That?
  548. 20:27:29: <EastLondoner> :P
  549. 20:27:34: <Pasta> What you have to understand is
  550. 20:27:35: <Ferrarist> I think I've said more ignorant things before :p
  551. 20:27:47: <Pasta> The bad thing about being a Christian Youth member in the USA
  552. 20:27:52: <Takagi_ftw> You could just visit Amsterdam if it's rumpypumpy you're after :P
  553. 20:27:56: <Pasta> Is that you are American :p
  554. 20:27:56: <Cynon> If that was true, then teen pregnancy wouldn't be higher in more religious areas.
  555. 20:28:05: <Aixata> >rumpypumpy
  556. 20:28:09: <Aixata> >lel
  557. 20:28:15: <Ferrarist> >he's Irish :p
  558. 20:28:15: <NIRVANA> cynon i agree with ya
  559. 20:28:16: <Pasta> Cynon In the really religious areas, there's about 20 people :P
  560. 20:28:22: <Takagi_ftw> Teen pregnancy is high in Christian areas
  561. 20:28:24: <Cynon> Not necessarily.
  562. 20:28:27: <Takagi_ftw> I live in Ireland
  563. 20:28:28: <Aixata> I had to say it aloud in an Irish accent
  564. 20:28:29: <Pasta> So 1/20 is bigger than 200/2000
  565. 20:28:32: <Takagi_ftw> I should know
  566. 20:28:34: <Pasta> :p
  567. 20:28:38: <Ferrarist> Only in uneducated areas, like Eastern Kentucky :p
  568. 20:28:48: <Cynon> Not just there.
  569. 20:28:58: <Takagi_ftw> Ireland is an uneducated area? :P
  570. 20:29:00: <Pasta> takagi_ftw A father already? :p
  571. 20:29:07: <Takagi_ftw> Sssshhhh :P
  572. 20:29:12: <kevinbotz> :P
  573. 20:29:18: <Cynon> The more something is repressed... guess what, the more desirable it is.
  574. 20:29:23: <Rated> ^
  575. 20:29:33: <Ferrarist> Nonsense!
  576. 20:29:36: <SuperAguri> indeed
  577. 20:29:41: <NIRVANA> yeah
  578. 20:29:45: <Nuppiz> and the desire for sex is coded in our DNA
  579. 20:29:47: <NIRVANA> u got that right
  580. 20:29:51: <Ferrarist> It's only a lack of discipline, if the desire gets stronger in spite of repression.
  581. 20:29:54: <SuperAguri> my parents gave me booze when I was a kid so I can drink easily in moderation :P
  582. 20:30:08: <NIRVANA> eh?? @nuppiz
  583. 20:30:12: <Aixata> my parents gave me booze to shut me up
  584. 20:30:20: <Rated> LEL
  585. 20:30:21: <Cynon> Keep telling yourself that Ferrarist. If that helps you sleep at night.
  586. 20:30:24: <Cynon> LOL
  587. 20:30:28: <Ferrarist> What?
  588. 20:30:32: <Ferrarist> That thing about discipline?
  589. 20:30:35: <Cynon> Yes.
  590. 20:30:49: <Takagi_ftw> My parents didn't give me booze at all
  591. 20:30:58: <Cynon> Nazi joke, Nazi joke, and another Nazi joke for good measure.
  592. 20:31:06: <kevinbotz> :P
  593. 20:31:12: <SuperAguri> nuppiz ; so is the desire to sleep, eat, have fun and play PMMF :P
  594. 20:31:15: <Aeroracing> Before I began drinking in anger all I drank was sips of champagne
  595. 20:31:17: <Nuppiz> well, what I meant is that it's completely natural for people to want sex when they come into a certain age
  596. 20:31:21: <Ferrarist> Come to think of it....my discipline must be pretty low, if I keep moaning about my lack of relationships...
  597. 20:31:30: Ferrarist runs off crying and jumps from the next bridge.
  598. 20:31:31: <Takagi_ftw> I was gonna say something about booze; but frankly I find Nazi jokes Hitlerious
  599. 20:31:39: <SuperAguri> well you are from Cardiff
  600. 20:31:42: <Ferrarist> I did NAZI that coming
  601. 20:31:51: <kevinbotz> oh dear
  602. 20:31:54: <Cynon> takagi_ftw is just Goebbelsing them up.
  603. 20:32:09: <Nuppiz> it's remnant from the caveman days when the average life expectancy was 32 and child death rate high
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