WIP, Anon Explains Christmas to the CMC

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck I forgot to save the doc.
Guess I'll go see if the roof of my mouth is bulletproof now.
Retype after that probably.
Update - Mouth bulletproof. That's the only part of me that is though soooo, superhero crime fighting options are limited to sucking off criminals firearms it seems.
>Leaves them out of ammo and very confused, questioning what mistakes they made in their lives that led them to this point in time.