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  1. [21:22] == Lysander_Bel [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_Disneychannel
  2. [21:22] <Thingymabob> Alright well this is all just gonna be like no context fights that happen wherever
  3. [21:23] <Lysander_Bel> Works for me
  4. [21:23] <Thingymabob> Holy fuck
  5. [21:23] <Thingymabob> that lysander art
  6. [21:23] <Thingymabob> on the sheet
  7. [21:23] <Thingymabob> Dude got no nose
  8. [21:24] <Lysander_Bel> He is undeserving of a nose
  9. [21:24] <Thingymabob> ===Start===
  10. [21:24] <Thingymabob> An ogre walks up to you
  11. [21:24] <Thingymabob> Scary
  12. [21:24] * Lysander_Bel gets spooked
  13. [21:24] <Thingymabob> Roll initiative
  14. [21:24] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+3
  15. [21:24] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {7}
  16. [21:25] <Lysander_Bel> Off to a good start
  17. [21:25] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d20
  18. [21:25] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {4}
  19. [21:25] <Thingymabob> Apparently
  20. [21:25] <Lysander_Bel> Oh cool actually really is off to a good start
  21. [21:25] * Lysander_Bel kicks it. Twice.
  22. [21:25] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+4
  23. [21:25] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {9}
  24. [21:25] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+4
  25. [21:25] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {20}
  26. [21:25] <Lysander_Bel> First one hit?
  27. [21:25] <Thingymabob> 12ac
  28. [21:25] <Thingymabob> so no
  29. [21:25] <Lysander_Bel> kk
  30. [21:26] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d4 second one
  31. [21:26] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d4 --> [ 1d4=1 ] | {1}
  32. [21:26] <Lysander_Bel> Living the dream
  33. [21:26] <Lysander_Bel> End
  34. [21:26] <Thingymabob> He punches you
  35. [21:27] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d20+4
  36. [21:27] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {17}
  37. [21:27] <Lysander_Bel> 17 AC, so hit
  38. [21:27] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d6+3
  39. [21:27] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=3 ] | {6}
  40. [21:27] <Lysander_Bel> Living less of a dream
  41. [21:27] <Lysander_Bel> Back to the kicking
  42. [21:27] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+4
  43. [21:27] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {8}
  44. [21:27] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+4
  45. [21:27] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {11}
  46. [21:27] <Lysander_Bel> What a spectacle
  47. [21:27] <Lysander_Bel> End
  48. [21:27] <Thingymabob> please dont die
  49. [21:27] <Lysander_Bel> Don't tell me what to do
  50. [21:28] <Thingymabob> He continues to take you to pound town
  51. [21:28] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d20+4
  52. [21:28] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=19 ] | {23}
  53. [21:28] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d6+3
  54. [21:28] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=1 ] | {4}
  55. [21:28] <Lysander_Bel> I attempt to continue to miss
  56. [21:28] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+4
  57. [21:28] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {5}
  58. [21:28] <Lysander_Bel> Naturally
  59. [21:28] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+4
  60. [21:28] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {14}
  61. [21:28] <Thingymabob> your already in a bad spot
  62. [21:28] <Thingymabob> so that just skips your turn
  63. [21:28] <Lysander_Bel> Cool
  64. [21:29] <Thingymabob> Cause you trip or some stupid shit
  65. [21:29] <Lysander_Bel> Sounds about right
  66. [21:29] <Thingymabob> Bad luck
  67. [21:29] <Thingymabob> he hits it from the back
  68. [21:29] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d20+4
  69. [21:29] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {21}
  70. [21:29] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d6+3
  71. [21:29] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=2 ] | {5}
  72. [21:29] <Thingymabob> to the beat of slow james
  73. [21:29] <Lysander_Bel> I miss Tyche
  74. [21:29] <Thingymabob> by twista
  75. [21:29] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+4 kick
  76. [21:29] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {11}
  77. [21:30] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+4 kick again
  78. [21:30] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {18}
  79. [21:30] <Thingymabob> Ayyyy
  80. [21:30] <Thingymabob> we did it
  81. [21:30] <Lysander_Bel> Neat a hit
  82. [21:30] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d4 damage
  83. [21:30] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d4 --> [ 1d4=3 ] | {3}
  84. [21:30] <Lysander_Bel> Now we're cooking with petrol
  85. [21:30] <Thingymabob> Some other thing about anal sex
  86. [21:30] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d20+4
  87. [21:30] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {24}
  88. [21:30] <Thingymabob> !roll 2d6+3
  89. [21:30] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 2d6+3 --> [ 2d6=8 ] | {11}
  90. [21:31] * Lysander_Bel is ded
  91. [21:31] <Thingymabob> well
  92. [21:31] <Thingymabob> that went well
  93. [21:31] <Lysander_Bel> This is still the most exciting thing that's happened so far
  94. [21:32] <Thingymabob> you wake up
  95. [21:32] <Thingymabob> luckily that was all a bad dream
  96. [21:32] <Lysander_Bel> Alas
  97. [21:32] <Lysander_Bel> T'was only a dream
  98. [21:33] <Lysander_Bel> Maybe next time
  99. [21:33] <Thingymabob> you find yourself squaring off against a lone imp
  100. [21:33] <Thingymabob> Perhpas you can beat this one
  101. [21:33] <Thingymabob> he is spotting a welding mask
  102. [21:33] <Lysander_Bel> Let's not be silly here. This is Lysander we're talking about
  103. [21:33] <Thingymabob> roll initiative
  104. [21:33] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+3
  105. [21:33] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {16}
  106. [21:33] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d20+2
  107. [21:33] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {9}
  108. [21:34] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 2#1d20+4 TWO KICKS AT ONCE
  109. [21:34] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 2#1d20+4 --> | [ 1d20=3 ]{7}, [ 1d20=15 ]{19}
  110. [21:34] <Thingymabob> The secod one hits
  111. [21:34] <Thingymabob> 13 armor
  112. [21:34] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d4 damage
  113. [21:34] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d4 --> [ 1d4=4 ] | {4}
  114. [21:35] <Lysander_Bel> Already almost caught up to the ogre
  115. [21:35] <Lysander_Bel> Life is good
  116. [21:35] <Thingymabob> He claws at ya
  117. [21:35] <Lysander_Bel> o no
  118. [21:35] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d20-1
  119. [21:35] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {13}
  120. [21:35] <Lysander_Bel> o ok
  121. [21:35] * Lysander_Bel is immune to getting clawed that one particular time
  122. [21:36] <Thingymabob> end
  123. [21:36] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 2#1d20+4 again
  124. [21:36] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 2#1d20+4 --> | [ 1d20=8 ]{12}, [ 1d20=2 ]{6}
  125. [21:36] <Lysander_Bel> That's more like it
  126. [21:36] <Lysander_Bel> End
  127. [21:36] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d20-1
  128. [21:36] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {12}
  129. [21:36] <Thingymabob> end
  130. [21:36] <Lysander_Bel> Okay let's just like
  131. [21:36] <Lysander_Bel> Switch to bombkind
  132. [21:36] <Lysander_Bel> That does damage on a miss
  133. [21:36] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+4 to hit
  134. [21:36] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {14}
  135. [21:36] <Lysander_Bel> Of course
  136. [21:36] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d8
  137. [21:36] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d8 --> [ 1d8=7 ] | {7}
  138. [21:36] <Lysander_Bel> Neato
  139. [21:37] <Thingymabob> 12 reflex
  140. [21:37] <Thingymabob> so
  141. [21:37] <Thingymabob> gj
  142. [21:37] <Lysander_Bel> Aww yiss
  143. [21:37] <Lysander_Bel> Killed the weakest enemy
  144. [21:37] <Thingymabob> He aint dead yet
  145. [21:37] <Lysander_Bel> Aww yiss
  146. [21:37] <Thingymabob> that mask makes him have more health
  147. [21:37] <Thingymabob> somehow
  148. [21:37] <Lysander_Bel> Hit the weakest enemy
  149. [21:37] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d20-1
  150. [21:37] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {3}
  151. [21:38] <Thingymabob> back to you buckaroo
  152. [21:38] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+4 more bomb
  153. [21:38] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {6}
  154. [21:38] <Lysander_Bel> !Rol 1d8 half damage
  155. [21:39] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d8 half damage
  156. [21:39] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d8 --> [ 1d8=5 ] | {5}
  157. [21:39] <Lysander_Bel> So 2
  158. [21:39] <Lysander_Bel> Nice
  159. [21:39] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d20-1
  160. [21:39] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {4}
  161. [21:39] <Thingymabob> map imps suck
  162. [21:39] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+4 even more bomb
  163. [21:39] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {6}
  164. [21:39] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d8/2 to see if it works
  165. [21:39] <NOTTyche[Dice]> Error: Invalid Expression
  166. [21:39] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d8 /2 so sad
  167. [21:39] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d8 --> [ 1d8=5 ] | {5}
  168. [21:39] <Lysander_Bel> 2 again
  169. [21:39] <Lysander_Bel> Living large
  170. [21:39] <Lysander_Bel> End
  171. [21:40] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d20-1
  172. [21:40] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=19 ] | {18}
  173. [21:40] <Thingymabob> YEAH
  174. [21:40] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d4+2
  175. [21:40] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d4+2 --> [ 1d4=1 ] | {3}
  176. [21:40] <Lysander_Bel> Cool
  177. [21:40] <Lysander_Bel> I
  178. [21:40] <Lysander_Bel> Will attempt the rare and highly dangerous
  179. [21:41] <Lysander_Bel> Feint
  180. [21:41] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+2 vs Will
  181. [21:41] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {8}
  182. [21:41] <Thingymabob> Well it has 8 will
  183. [21:41] <Thingymabob> will you believe that
  184. [21:41] <Lysander_Bel> Oh cool
  185. [21:41] <Lysander_Bel> Unfortunately, feinting only works when you get 10 or higher anyway
  186. [21:41] <Lysander_Bel> So screw this. Bombs away
  187. [21:41] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+4
  188. [21:41] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {21}
  189. [21:42] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d8
  190. [21:42] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d8 --> [ 1d8=6 ] | {6}
  191. [21:42] <Lysander_Bel> The trick is to waste your first roll of the turn
  192. [21:42] <Thingymabob> your so close
  193. [21:42] <Lysander_Bel> End
  194. [21:42] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d20-1
  195. [21:42] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {0}
  196. [21:42] <Thingymabob> He explodes
  197. [21:42] <Thingymabob> by hitting himself for 1
  198. [21:43] <Lysander_Bel> Neat
  199. [21:43] <Lysander_Bel> Can't even kill an imp
  200. [21:43] <Thingymabob> Do imps give 20xp
  201. [21:43] <Thingymabob> thats what it looks like on the sheet
  202. [21:44] <Thingymabob> you can lie to me
  203. [21:44] <Thingymabob> nobody will ever know
  204. [21:44] <Lysander_Bel> Oh neat
  205. [21:44] <Lysander_Bel> They're actually 40
  206. [21:44] <Thingymabob> alright cool
  207. [21:44] <Thingymabob> take ytour 40xp
  208. [21:44] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d10+10
  209. [21:44] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d10+10 --> [ 1d10=4 ] | {14}
  210. [21:44] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d2
  211. [21:44] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d2 --> [ 1d2=1 ] | {1}
  212. [21:44] <Thingymabob> And 14 build
  213. [21:44] <Lysander_Bel> Cool
  214. [21:45] <Thingymabob> heal back up
  215. [21:45] <Thingymabob> and lets go boys
  216. [21:45] <Lysander_Bel> Suddenly healed and going
  217. [21:45] <Thingymabob> You now find yourself against the amazing power of not one but 3 imps
  218. [21:45] <Lysander_Bel> Oh snap 3
  219. [21:46] <Lysander_Bel> That's like
  220. [21:46] <Lysander_Bel> 3
  221. [21:46] <Thingymabob> 3 more than last time
  222. [21:46] <Thingymabob> yeah
  223. [21:46] <Lysander_Bel> Wowie
  224. [21:46] <Thingymabob> And a whopping 120xp
  225. [21:46] <Thingymabob> man
  226. [21:46] <Thingymabob> thats insane
  227. [21:46] <Lysander_Bel> I am okay with this
  228. [21:46] <Lysander_Bel> By virtue of who even cares anymore
  229. [21:47] <Thingymabob> !roll 3#d20
  230. [21:47] <NOTTyche[Dice]> Error: Invalid Expression
  231. [21:47] <Thingymabob> fuck
  232. [21:47] <Thingymabob> how do you do that now adays
  233. [21:47] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+3 initiative
  234. [21:47] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=11 ] | {14}
  235. [21:47] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 3#1d20
  236. [21:47] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 3#1d20 --> | [ 1d20=13 ]{13}, [ 1d20=5 ]{5}, [ 1d20=11 ]{11}
  237. [21:47] <Lysander_Bel> Need the 1
  238. [21:47] <Thingymabob> Well
  239. [21:47] <Thingymabob> you go first
  240. [21:47] <Lysander_Bel> Cool
  241. [21:47] <Lysander_Bel> I feint
  242. [21:48] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+2 vs collective Will
  243. [21:48] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {18}
  244. [21:48] <Lysander_Bel> Still pops?
  245. [21:48] <Thingymabob> yeah
  246. [21:48] <Thingymabob> grats
  247. [21:48] <Lysander_Bel> Dank. +1 to hit for a turn
  248. [21:48] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+4+1 blow everything up
  249. [21:48] <Thingymabob> ho
  250. [21:48] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4+1 --> [ 1d20=9 ] | {14}
  251. [21:48] <Thingymabob> li
  252. [21:48] <Thingymabob> shit
  253. [21:48] <Thingymabob> thats amazing
  254. [21:48] <Lysander_Bel> It really is
  255. [21:48] <Thingymabob> you hit
  256. [21:48] <Lysander_Bel> Aww yiss
  257. [21:48] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d8
  258. [21:48] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d8 --> [ 1d8=8 ] | {8}
  259. [21:48] <Thingymabob> Is that all enemies
  260. [21:48] <Thingymabob> or just 1
  261. [21:49] <Lysander_Bel> All
  262. [21:49] <Lysander_Bel> Bombkind is AOE
  263. [21:49] <Thingymabob> A single imp remains
  264. [21:49] <Lysander_Bel> A friendly one, weirdly enough
  265. [21:49] <Lysander_Bel> Can't blow myself up
  266. [21:49] <Lysander_Bel> Oh no it's bombproof
  267. [21:49] <Thingymabob> Yeah
  268. [21:49] <Thingymabob> you worked it out
  269. [21:49] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d20
  270. [21:49] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {4}
  271. [21:49] <Thingymabob> Too bad his eyes melted out of theyre sockets
  272. [21:49] <Lysander_Bel> That might be a good reason, yeah
  273. [21:50] <Lysander_Bel> Fortunately, Lysander has the mystical power of the not-a-bombkind
  274. [21:50] <Lysander_Bel> Which functions the exact same except this one particular imp isn't immune to it
  275. [21:50] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+4
  276. [21:50] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {21}
  277. [21:50] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d8
  278. [21:50] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d8 --> [ 1d8=8 ] | {8}
  279. [21:50] <Thingymabob> He dies
  280. [21:50] <Lysander_Bel> Neato
  281. [21:50] <Thingymabob> enjoy
  282. [21:50] <Thingymabob> the 120xp
  283. [21:51] <Thingymabob> and !roll 3#1d2
  284. [21:51] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d10+10
  285. [21:51] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d10+10 --> [ 1d10=2 ] | {12}
  286. [21:51] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d20+10
  287. [21:51] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {18}
  288. [21:51] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d10+10
  289. [21:51] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d10+10 --> [ 1d10=5 ] | {15}
  290. [21:51] <Thingymabob> !roll 12+18+15
  291. [21:51] <NOTTyche[Dice]> Error: Invalid Expression
  292. [21:51] <Thingymabob> aww
  293. [21:51] <Thingymabob> it doesnt add anymore
  294. [21:51] <Thingymabob> thats your bg
  295. [21:51] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d2
  296. [21:51] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d2 --> [ 1d2=1 ] | {1}
  297. [21:51] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d2
  298. [21:51] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d2 --> [ 1d2=1 ] | {1}
  299. [21:51] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d2
  300. [21:51] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d2 --> [ 1d2=2 ] | {2}
  301. [21:51] <Thingymabob> !roll 2d8
  302. [21:52] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 2d8 --> [ 2d8=11 ] | {11}
  303. [21:52] <Thingymabob> and 11 t1
  304. [21:52] <Thingymabob> amazing
  305. [21:52] <Lysander_Bel> Wow
  306. [21:52] <Lysander_Bel> I am basically rolling in it
  307. [21:53] <Lysander_Bel> Rung 5 also means cool stuff starts happening
  308. [21:53] <Lysander_Bel> So that's nice
  309. [21:53] <Thingymabob> yeah what even happens
  310. [21:53] <Thingymabob> I know nothing about 2e
  311. [21:54] <Lysander_Bel> I develop the incredible ability
  312. [21:54] <Lysander_Bel> To trip someone
  313. [21:54] <Lysander_Bel> And also to give myself temp HP with psionics
  314. [21:54] <Lysander_Bel> So that part actually is neat
  315. [21:54] <Thingymabob> Almost as good as your +1 to hit
  316. [21:54] <Lysander_Bel> Heck yeah
  317. [21:55] <Thingymabob> Now its time
  318. [21:55] <Thingymabob> to go back
  319. [21:55] <Lysander_Bel> No please
  320. [21:55] <Lysander_Bel> I'm not ready
  321. [21:55] <Thingymabob> and try to fight the dreaded
  322. [21:55] <Thingymabob> ogre
  323. [21:55] <Lysander_Bel> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s
  324. [21:55] <Lysander_Bel> I can't do it
  325. [21:55] <Thingymabob> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBlhgAkJBos
  326. [21:56] <Lysander_Bel> You're right
  327. [21:56] <Lysander_Bel> Everything will be fine if I just
  328. [21:56] <Lysander_Bel> Spin
  329. [21:56] <Thingymabob> its alright
  330. [21:56] <Thingymabob> he has less hp this time
  331. [21:56] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d20
  332. [21:56] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {8}
  333. [21:56] <Lysander_Bel> Oh cool
  334. [21:56] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+3
  335. [21:56] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=3 ] | {6}
  336. [21:56] <Lysander_Bel> Oh here we go
  337. [21:56] <Thingymabob> Welcome back
  338. [21:56] <Thingymabob> to
  339. [21:57] <Thingymabob> poundsville
  340. [21:57] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d20+4
  341. [21:57] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {18}
  342. [21:57] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d6+3
  343. [21:57] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=4 ] | {7}
  344. [21:57] <Lysander_Bel> wwops
  345. [21:58] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+4 kickage
  346. [21:58] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {10}
  347. [21:58] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+4 other kickage
  348. [21:58] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {21}
  349. [21:58] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d4 I should have stuck with the bombs
  350. [21:58] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d4 --> [ 1d4=3 ] | {3}
  351. [21:58] <Lysander_Bel> End
  352. [21:58] <Thingymabob> your already doing as much as you did last time
  353. [21:58] <Thingymabob> so thats great news
  354. [21:58] <Lysander_Bel> Good point
  355. [21:58] <Lysander_Bel> I can do this
  356. [21:58] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d20+4
  357. [21:58] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=11 ] | {15}
  358. [21:58] <Lysander_Bel> I believe in myself!
  359. [21:59] <Lysander_Bel> Enough to kick him again exactly like I just failed to do
  360. [21:59] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+4
  361. [21:59] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {16}
  362. [21:59] <Thingymabob> you did it
  363. [21:59] <Thingymabob> everyne is proud
  364. [21:59] <Lysander_Bel> I did the thing!
  365. [21:59] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d4+3
  366. [21:59] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d4+3 --> [ 1d4=1 ] | {4}
  367. [21:59] <Lysander_Bel> I rolled a 1 but I did it
  368. [22:00] <Lysander_Bel> Minor action to use Help: Protect and get 5 temp HP
  369. [22:00] <Lysander_Bel> End
  370. [22:00] <Thingymabob> The poor lad doesnt understand what temp hp is
  371. [22:00] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d20+4
  372. [22:00] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {24}
  373. [22:00] <Lysander_Bel> It's HP but temp
  374. [22:00] <Thingymabob> Which is good
  375. [22:00] <Lysander_Bel> And also but gone
  376. [22:00] <Thingymabob> !roll 2d6+3
  377. [22:01] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 2d6+3 --> [ 2d6=4 ] | {7}
  378. [22:01] <Lysander_Bel> ow
  379. [22:01] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+2 Feinty Mcfeintface
  380. [22:01] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=9 ] | {11}
  381. [22:01] <Lysander_Bel> Against Will?
  382. [22:02] <Thingymabob> What kind of thing has 1 will
  383. [22:02] <Thingymabob> not this guy
  384. [22:02] <Thingymabob> ill tell you that
  385. [22:02] <Lysander_Bel> Neato
  386. [22:02] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+4+1 to kick it
  387. [22:02] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4+1 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {9}
  388. [22:02] <Lysander_Bel> Yeah that pretty much figures
  389. [22:02] <Lysander_Bel> Go
  390. [22:03] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d20+4
  391. [22:03] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {8}
  392. [22:03] <Thingymabob> Yeah that pretty much figures
  393. [22:03] <Thingymabob> go
  394. [22:03] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+2
  395. [22:03] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {14}
  396. [22:03] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+4+1
  397. [22:03] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4+1 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {15}
  398. [22:03] <Thingymabob> welcome back to the land of the damage
  399. [22:03] <Lysander_Bel> It's a miracle
  400. [22:03] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d4+3
  401. [22:03] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d4+3 --> [ 1d4=4 ] | {7}
  402. [22:04] <Lysander_Bel> End
  403. [22:04] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d20+4
  404. [22:04] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {24}
  405. [22:04] <Thingymabob> Wow 2 crits
  406. [22:04] <Thingymabob> amazing
  407. [22:04] <Lysander_Bel> Three if you count the first time I died
  408. [22:04] <Thingymabob> !roll 2d6+3
  409. [22:04] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 2d6+3 --> [ 2d6=7 ] | {10}
  410. [22:04] <Lysander_Bel> Yeah I can't do this
  411. [22:05] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+2 feint plz
  412. [22:05] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {18}
  413. [22:05] <Thingymabob> not quite
  414. [22:05] <Lysander_Bel> ok
  415. [22:05] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+4 I should play soccer instead
  416. [22:05] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {10}
  417. [22:05] <Thingymabob> nah
  418. [22:05] <Lysander_Bel> Never mind I'd miss that too
  419. [22:05] <Lysander_Bel> End
  420. [22:06] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d20+4
  421. [22:06] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {8}
  422. [22:06] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+2
  423. [22:06] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {10}
  424. [22:06] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+4
  425. [22:06] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {8}
  426. [22:06] <Lysander_Bel> End
  427. [22:07] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d20=4
  428. [22:07] <NOTTyche[Dice]> Error: Invalid Expression
  429. [22:07] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d20+4
  430. [22:07] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {5}
  431. [22:07] <Thingymabob> aw man
  432. [22:07] <Thingymabob> poor guy
  433. [22:07] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d6+3
  434. [22:07] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=6 ] | {9}
  435. [22:07] <Thingymabob> He cut his own head off
  436. [22:07] <Thingymabob> by facepalming
  437. [22:07] <Lysander_Bel> Chalk up another victory for the forces of enemies committing suicide to get away from me
  438. [22:08] <Thingymabob> Happens far too often
  439. [22:08] <Thingymabob> This is probably like 80 xp
  440. [22:08] <Thingymabob> cause im not giving you 5 xp
  441. [22:08] <Thingymabob> thats stupid
  442. [22:08] <Thingymabob> Everything should be done in 10s
  443. [22:08] <Lysander_Bel> It really should
  444. [22:08] <Thingymabob> !roll 3d6+40
  445. [22:08] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 3d6+40 --> [ 3d6=15 ] | {55}
  446. [22:08] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d10+10
  447. [22:08] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d10+10 --> [ 1d10=6 ] | {16}
  448. [22:08] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d2
  449. [22:08] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d2 --> [ 1d2=2 ] | {2}
  450. [22:08] <Thingymabob> !roll 2d8
  451. [22:08] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 2d8 --> [ 2d8=12 ] | {12}
  452. [22:08] <Thingymabob> wow
  453. [22:08] <Thingymabob> look at that t2
  454. [22:09] <Thingymabob> All of it
  455. [22:09] <Thingymabob> is now yours
  456. [22:09] <Lysander_Bel> Wowzers
  457. [22:10] <Lysander_Bel> I have unlocked the next tier of grist
  458. [22:10] <Lysander_Bel> Beyond Build Grist and GBP
  459. [22:10] <Lysander_Bel> The miracle that is Nuyen Grist
  460. [22:10] <Lysander_Bel> Also level 6, whee
  461. [22:10] <Lysander_Bel> Excitement and whatever
  462. [22:10] <Thingymabob> only 5 more
  463. [22:11] <Lysander_Bel> Living the dream
  464. [22:11] <Thingymabob> lets take it from the top
  465. [22:11] <Lysander_Bel> Yeah aright
  466. [22:11] <Thingymabob> holy shit
  467. [22:11] <Thingymabob> 110 xp for 7
  468. [22:11] <Thingymabob> that means its time for
  469. [22:12] <Thingymabob> A basi
  470. [22:12] <Thingymabob> yayyyy
  471. [22:12] <Lysander_Bel> Welp
  472. [22:12] <Thingymabob> I believe in you buddy
  473. [22:12] <Lysander_Bel> Can I like
  474. [22:12] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d20+5
  475. [22:12] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {13}
  476. [22:12] <Lysander_Bel> Meditate before this happens or something?
  477. [22:12] <Thingymabob> Yeah sure
  478. [22:12] <Lysander_Bel> Neat
  479. [22:12] <Thingymabob> Do whatever stupid shit you want to
  480. [22:13] <Lysander_Bel> Now I have 5 BP
  481. [22:13] <Thingymabob> Prebuff yourself if you want
  482. [22:13] <Thingymabob> and when your ready
  483. [22:13] <Lysander_Bel> I am exactly craven enough to do that
  484. [22:13] <Thingymabob> roll int
  485. [22:13] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+3
  486. [22:13] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {19}
  487. [22:14] <Lysander_Bel> Burn up BP for 6 temp HP, then kick because he knows exactly one attack
  488. [22:14] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+4
  489. [22:14] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {17}
  490. [22:14] <Thingymabob> it hits
  491. [22:15] <Lysander_Bel> Wowie
  492. [22:15] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d4+3
  493. [22:15] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d4+3 --> [ 1d4=4 ] | {7}
  494. [22:15] <Lysander_Bel> End
  495. [22:15] <Thingymabob> he bites ya
  496. [22:15] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d20+2
  497. [22:15] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {6}
  498. [22:15] <Thingymabob> or fails to
  499. [22:16] <Lysander_Bel> Never showering makes biting me a futile task
  500. [22:16] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+4 kick
  501. [22:16] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=9 ] | {13}
  502. [22:16] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+4 offleg kick
  503. [22:16] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=19 ] | {23}
  504. [22:16] <Thingymabob> 15 ac
  505. [22:16] <Thingymabob> so second one hits
  506. [22:16] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d4
  507. [22:16] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d4 --> [ 1d4=2 ] | {2}
  508. [22:17] <Lysander_Bel> Progress
  509. [22:17] <Lysander_Bel> End
  510. [22:17] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d20+2
  511. [22:17] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {14}
  512. [22:17] <Thingymabob> yeah progress
  513. [22:17] <Thingymabob> end
  514. [22:17] <Lysander_Bel> Let us now attempt
  515. [22:17] <Lysander_Bel> The stunny zappy bomby attack
  516. [22:17] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+4 stun grenade
  517. [22:17] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {5}
  518. [22:18] <Lysander_Bel> This is why interesting attacks are for other people
  519. [22:18] <Thingymabob> You stun yourself
  520. [22:18] <Thingymabob> because
  521. [22:18] <Lysander_Bel> Well nuts
  522. [22:18] <Thingymabob> you didnt throw the grenade
  523. [22:18] <Thingymabob> I assume you miss a turn
  524. [22:18] <Lysander_Bel> I always forget that part
  525. [22:18] <Lysander_Bel> Yep
  526. [22:19] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d20=2
  527. [22:19] <NOTTyche[Dice]> Error: Invalid Expression
  528. [22:19] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d20+2
  529. [22:19] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {12}
  530. [22:19] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d20+2
  531. [22:19] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {18}
  532. [22:19] <Thingymabob> ay
  533. [22:19] <Lysander_Bel> noplz
  534. [22:19] <Thingymabob> 1roll 2d4+2
  535. [22:19] <Thingymabob> !roll 2d4+2
  536. [22:19] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 2d4+2 --> [ 2d4=5 ] | {7}
  537. [22:20] <Lysander_Bel> Bomb bad. Kick slightly less bad
  538. [22:20] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+4
  539. [22:20] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {19}
  540. [22:20] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d4+3
  541. [22:20] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d4+3 --> [ 1d4=3 ] | {6}
  542. [22:20] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+4
  543. [22:20] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=19 ] | {23}
  544. [22:20] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d4
  545. [22:20] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d4 --> [ 1d4=1 ] | {1}
  546. [22:20] <Lysander_Bel> Now we are cooking with petrol
  547. [22:20] <Thingymabob> 7 damage
  548. [22:20] <Thingymabob> amazing
  549. [22:20] <Thingymabob> Almost there
  550. [22:20] <Lysander_Bel> Childbirth has nothing on this miracle
  551. [22:20] <Thingymabob> buckaroo
  552. [22:20] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d20+2
  553. [22:20] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {4}
  554. [22:21] <Thingymabob> drat
  555. [22:21] <Lysander_Bel> Bomb because bomb can't miss
  556. [22:21] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+4
  557. [22:21] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {14}
  558. [22:21] <Lysander_Bel> I mean it can but it doesn't care
  559. [22:21] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d8 maybe /2
  560. [22:21] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d8 --> [ 1d8=6 ] | {6}
  561. [22:22] <Thingymabob> Whats it against again
  562. [22:22] <Lysander_Bel> Reflex
  563. [22:22] <Thingymabob> ref
  564. [22:22] <Thingymabob> yeah not quite
  565. [22:22] <Thingymabob> so 3
  566. [22:22] <Lysander_Bel> Eeyup
  567. [22:22] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d20+2
  568. [22:22] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {17}
  569. [22:22] <Thingymabob> Because grapplings for nerds
  570. [22:22] <Thingymabob> end
  571. [22:22] <Lysander_Bel> MY SKIN IS BULLETPROOF
  572. [22:22] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+4 boom
  573. [22:22] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {20}
  574. [22:22] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d8 boom
  575. [22:22] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d8 --> [ 1d8=2 ] | {2}
  576. [22:22] <Thingymabob> boom
  577. [22:22] <Thingymabob> did less damage
  578. [22:22] <Thingymabob> than when you missed
  579. [22:23] <Thingymabob> really makes you think
  580. [22:23] <Lysander_Bel> I should have tried to get it in the explosion
  581. [22:23] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d20+2
  582. [22:23] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {6}
  583. [22:23] <Thingymabob> drat
  584. [22:23] <Lysander_Bel> Instead of using the bomb as a projectile
  585. [22:23] <Lysander_Bel> That was a mistake
  586. [22:23] <Lysander_Bel> I am bad at learning from my mistakes, though
  587. [22:23] <Lysander_Bel> And as such will continue to attempt to bonk the basilisk
  588. [22:23] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+4
  589. [22:23] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {16}
  590. [22:23] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d8
  591. [22:23] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d8 --> [ 1d8=1 ] | {1}
  592. [22:24] <Lysander_Bel> I am very bad at learning from my mistakes
  593. [22:24] <Lysander_Bel> End
  594. [22:24] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d20+2
  595. [22:24] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {14}
  596. [22:24] <Thingymabob> so are we all
  597. [22:24] <Lysander_Bel> Yeah apparently
  598. [22:24] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+4
  599. [22:24] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {16}
  600. [22:24] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d8
  601. [22:24] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d8 --> [ 1d8=7 ] | {7}
  602. [22:24] <Lysander_Bel> Oh cool
  603. [22:25] <Thingymabob> Very close now
  604. [22:25] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d20+2
  605. [22:25] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {16}
  606. [22:25] <Thingymabob> Shame he isnt
  607. [22:25] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+4
  608. [22:25] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {19}
  609. [22:25] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d8
  610. [22:25] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d8 --> [ 1d8=3 ] | {3}
  611. [22:25] <Thingymabob> dead
  612. [22:25] <Lysander_Bel> Neat
  613. [22:25] <Lysander_Bel> I'm sure watching me chuck a bunch of pyrotechnics at a snake was very exciting for the audience
  614. [22:25] <Thingymabob> 250 xp
  615. [22:25] <Thingymabob> Yeah
  616. [22:25] <Thingymabob> probably
  617. [22:25] <Thingymabob> The audience of me
  618. [22:25] <Thingymabob> and me alone
  619. [22:25] <Thingymabob> !roll 8d8+125
  620. [22:26] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 8d8+125 --> [ 8d8=37 ] | {162}
  621. [22:26] <Lysander_Bel> And NOTTyche
  622. [22:26] <Thingymabob> !roll 3d6+40
  623. [22:26] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 3d6+40 --> [ 3d6=8 ] | {48}
  624. [22:26] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d10+10
  625. [22:26] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d10+10 --> [ 1d10=9 ] | {19}
  626. [22:26] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d2
  627. [22:26] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d2 --> [ 1d2=2 ] | {2}
  628. [22:26] <Thingymabob> !roll 2d8
  629. [22:26] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 2d8 --> [ 2d8=8 ] | {8}
  630. [22:27] <Lysander_Bel> The miracle that is the Copper Piece has just been unlocked
  631. [22:27] <Thingymabob> the king is now you
  632. [22:27] <Lysander_Bel> This is a big deal because of some reason
  633. [22:28] <Lysander_Bel> Wow you're right the king is now me
  634. [22:28] <Lysander_Bel> Cool
  635. [22:29] <Thingymabob> well
  636. [22:29] <Thingymabob> I hate to say it
  637. [22:29] <Thingymabob> but the basilisk
  638. [22:29] <Thingymabob> was too easy
  639. [22:29] <Thingymabob> So you get to fight the strong enemy that has no special shit yet
  640. [22:29] <Thingymabob> Not even attacks
  641. [22:29] <Thingymabob> just stats
  642. [22:29] <Lysander_Bel> Wow hype
  643. [22:29] <Thingymabob> giclops time
  644. [22:30] <Lysander_Bel> I am so very excited for this new level of more XP showing up
  645. [22:30] <Thingymabob> 68
  646. [22:30] <Thingymabob> hp
  647. [22:30] <Thingymabob> good luck
  648. [22:30] <Lysander_Bel> I got this
  649. [22:31] <Lysander_Bel> Except no but shut up I got this
  650. [22:31] <Lysander_Bel> Meditate for BP
  651. [22:31] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d20+1
  652. [22:31] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=19 ] | {20}
  653. [22:31] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+3
  654. [22:31] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {7}
  655. [22:31] <Thingymabob> oh man i skipped lich
  656. [22:31] <Thingymabob> whoops
  657. [22:31] <Lysander_Bel> FOR THE WEAK
  658. [22:32] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d20+7
  659. [22:32] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {24}
  660. [22:32] <Thingymabob> Hmm
  661. [22:32] <Thingymabob> maybe i wont use +7
  662. [22:32] <Thingymabob> oh well
  663. [22:32] <Thingymabob> !roll 2d6+7
  664. [22:32] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 2d6+7 --> [ 2d6=6 ] | {13}
  665. [22:32] <Lysander_Bel> Uncle
  666. [22:32] <Thingymabob> yeah
  667. [22:32] <Thingymabob> maybe
  668. [22:32] <Thingymabob> We can use like +5
  669. [22:32] <Thingymabob> instead
  670. [22:33] <Lysander_Bel> Yay for stat nerfs
  671. [22:33] <Thingymabob> so 11 damage
  672. [22:33] <Thingymabob> nah these are special giclopses
  673. [22:33] <Lysander_Bel> I am definitely earning this progress of mine and no hands are being held
  674. [22:33] <Thingymabob> Or whatever
  675. [22:33] <Thingymabob> Theyre like
  676. [22:33] <Thingymabob> dwarf giclopses
  677. [22:34] <Thingymabob> end
  678. [22:34] <Lysander_Bel> So they're ogres
  679. [22:34] <Thingymabob> theyre big ogers
  680. [22:34] <Thingymabob> with 1 eye
  681. [22:34] <Lysander_Bel> Temp HP from Assist, then trip the Big Ogre With One Eye with Low Sweep
  682. [22:34] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+4 vs AC
  683. [22:34] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {17}
  684. [22:35] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d1+3 damage and knock prone
  685. [22:35] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d1+3 --> [ 1d1=1 ] | {4}
  686. [22:35] * Lysander_Bel runs like a scared little girl
  687. [22:35] <Lysander_Bel> End
  688. [22:35] <Thingymabob> You trip him
  689. [22:35] <Thingymabob> somehow
  690. [22:35] <Lysander_Bel> Magic
  691. [22:35] <Thingymabob> He gets back up
  692. [22:35] <Thingymabob> pretty sure thats his whole turn right
  693. [22:36] <Lysander_Bel> I am blest with the enchanted thing-tripping legs of Dunkelzahn
  694. [22:36] <Lysander_Bel> No, just half his move action
  695. [22:36] <Lysander_Bel> And I'm a full move away because I am a scared child or something
  696. [22:36] <Thingymabob> Oh well he doesnt make it
  697. [22:36] <Thingymabob> end
  698. [22:36] <Lysander_Bel> Dunno if they're faster than 30 feet though
  699. [22:36] * Lysander_Bel chucks a bomb
  700. [22:36] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+4 vs Ref
  701. [22:36] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {14}
  702. [22:36] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d8
  703. [22:36] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d8 --> [ 1d8=5 ] | {5}
  704. [22:37] <Thingymabob> you did it
  705. [22:37] <Lysander_Bel> Ready a move action to run like another scared little girl, then end
  706. [22:37] <Lysander_Bel> Oh cool I did it
  707. [22:37] <Thingymabob> Is dash still a thing
  708. [22:37] <Lysander_Bel> Probably
  709. [22:37] <Thingymabob> Alright well he does that
  710. [22:38] <Thingymabob> up to you
  711. [22:38] <Thingymabob> and ends his turn
  712. [22:38] <Lysander_Bel> "Oh hi how are you?"
  713. [22:38] <Lysander_Bel> I trip it again
  714. [22:38] <Lysander_Bel> Wait no
  715. [22:38] <Lysander_Bel> First I feint in case it gives me +1
  716. [22:38] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+2 vs Will
  717. [22:38] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {6}
  718. [22:38] <Thingymabob> nope
  719. [22:38] <Lysander_Bel> Well I sure am lucky I can't roll below an 8 on Deception checks
  720. [22:38] <Lysander_Bel> So 10
  721. [22:39] <Thingymabob> it has
  722. [22:39] <Thingymabob> 14 will
  723. [22:39] <Lysander_Bel> Well I am not lucky then
  724. [22:39] <Lysander_Bel> !Roll 1d20+4 to trip it anyways
  725. [22:39] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {21}
  726. [22:39] <Lysander_Bel> Neat
  727. [22:39] <Lysander_Bel> 4 damage and prone
  728. [22:39] <Lysander_Bel> And then I run because I am not creative enough to come up with a non-kiting strategy
  729. [22:39] <Thingymabob> Well
  730. [22:39] <Thingymabob> Lets have a think
  731. [22:39] <Thingymabob> kiting
  732. [22:39] <Thingymabob> down
  733. [22:39] <Thingymabob> 60 hp
  734. [22:39] <Thingymabob> at 4 health a turn
  735. [22:40] <Thingymabob> Is not my idea of fun
  736. [22:40] <Thingymabob> So he kills himself
  737. [22:40] <Lysander_Bel> Quite the popular option these days
  738. [22:40] <Thingymabob> Yeah
  739. [22:40] <Thingymabob> odd isnt that
  740. [22:40] <Thingymabob> Male suicide rates and all that
  741. [22:40] <Lysander_Bel> I guess so
  742. [22:40] <Thingymabob> Thisll be the last one
  743. [22:40] <Thingymabob> I gotta go eat
  744. [22:40] <Thingymabob> 825 xp
  745. [22:40] <Lysander_Bel> Oh thank goodness it's almost over
  746. [22:41] <Thingymabob> Nah
  747. [22:41] <Thingymabob> that was the end
  748. [22:41] <Thingymabob> !roll 40d12+1400
  749. [22:41] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 40d12+1400 --> [ 40d12=287 ] | {1687}
  750. [22:41] <Lysander_Bel> Oh thank goodness it's finally over
  751. [22:41] <Thingymabob> !roll 20d10+400
  752. [22:41] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 20d10+400 --> [ 20d10=107 ] | {507}
  753. [22:41] <Thingymabob> !roll 8d8+125
  754. [22:41] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 8d8+125 --> [ 8d8=26 ] | {151}
  755. [22:41] <Thingymabob> !roll 3d6+40
  756. [22:41] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 3d6+40 --> [ 3d6=9 ] | {49}
  757. [22:41] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d10+10
  758. [22:41] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d10+10 --> [ 1d10=3 ] | {13}
  759. [22:41] <Thingymabob> !roll 1d2
  760. [22:41] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d2 --> [ 1d2=1 ] | {1}
  761. [22:42] <Lysander_Bel> I shall cherish this grist forever
  762. [22:42] <Lysander_Bel> Until I get bored of cherishing it
  763. [22:42] <Lysander_Bel> And then stop
  764. [22:43] <Lysander_Bel> Aright, level 9
  765. [22:43] <Lysander_Bel> I'm okay with this
  766. [22:43] <Lysander_Bel> Thanks for wasting your time on me
  767. [22:44] <Thingymabob> yeah
  768. [22:44] <Thingymabob> you should be thankful
  769. [22:44] == Thingymabob [~Thingymab@2001:8003:811b:ec00:e4d0:c476:9fb1:b363] has quit [Quit: Leaving]
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