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OmeglePastebinge

A Duet

Aug 23rd, 2017
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  1. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  2. Question to discuss:
  3. I live in New Jersey. And I haven't seen a single mosquito this year. Is mosquito season over? Or is it yet to come?
  4. You: well
  5. You: i've been bitten like a kajillion times already
  6. You: but i'm west coast
  7. Stranger: Girl let's get freaky
  8. You: I'm not a girl
  9. Stranger: Shimmy Shimmy aye shimmy aye shimmy aaaaaa
  10. You: I'm an enigma
  11. You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
  12. Stranger: Drank
  13. You: sit down
  14. Stranger: Swallalallaaaaa
  15. You: get rekt
  16. Stranger: Bitch be humble
  17. Stranger: Sit down
  18. You: (nods rhythmically)
  19. Stranger: I got a condo in Manhattan
  20. Stranger: Baby girl what's happening
  21. You: younyoassinvied
  22. You: gon an get ta clappin
  23. Stranger: Jump in the Cadillac girl let's put some miles on it
  24. You: anythin you want, just ta put a smiiile onit
  25. Stranger: Anything you want just to put a smile on it
  26. Stranger: You deserve it baby
  27. Stranger: You deserve it ooooooh
  28. You: (swelling trumpet)
  29. You: IMMUNA GIVE IT TO YOOOU
  30. Stranger: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah all nigjy
  31. Stranger: Strawberry champagne all night
  32. Stranger: Lucky for you that's what I like
  33. You: lucky fo you das whatilike
  34. Stranger: That's what I like
  35. You: (๑ˇεˇ๑)
  36. Stranger: 🤓🤓
  37. You: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
  38. Stranger: 😬😬
  39. You: ヽ(・ˇ∀ˇ・ゞ); ♬♩♪♩
  40. Stranger: 💩💩
  41. You: (o*゜∇゜)o~♪♪ SAY YOU WANT A GOOOOOOOOOOOOD TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
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