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- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
- Question to discuss:
- I live in New Jersey. And I haven't seen a single mosquito this year. Is mosquito season over? Or is it yet to come?
- You: well
- You: i've been bitten like a kajillion times already
- You: but i'm west coast
- Stranger: Girl let's get freaky
- You: I'm not a girl
- Stranger: Shimmy Shimmy aye shimmy aye shimmy aaaaaa
- You: I'm an enigma
- You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
- Stranger: Drank
- You: sit down
- Stranger: Swallalallaaaaa
- You: get rekt
- Stranger: Bitch be humble
- Stranger: Sit down
- You: (nods rhythmically)
- Stranger: I got a condo in Manhattan
- Stranger: Baby girl what's happening
- You: younyoassinvied
- You: gon an get ta clappin
- Stranger: Jump in the Cadillac girl let's put some miles on it
- You: anythin you want, just ta put a smiiile onit
- Stranger: Anything you want just to put a smile on it
- Stranger: You deserve it baby
- Stranger: You deserve it ooooooh
- You: (swelling trumpet)
- You: IMMUNA GIVE IT TO YOOOU
- Stranger: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah all nigjy
- Stranger: Strawberry champagne all night
- Stranger: Lucky for you that's what I like
- You: lucky fo you das whatilike
- Stranger: That's what I like
- You: (๑ˇεˇ๑)
- Stranger: 🤓🤓
- You: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
- Stranger: 😬😬
- You: ヽ(・ˇ∀ˇ・ゞ); ♬♩♪♩
- Stranger: 💩💩
- You: (o*゜∇゜)o~♪♪ SAY YOU WANT A GOOOOOOOOOOOOD TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
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