The New Adventures of Golden Guardian & Bronze Buster: New Age Criminal

This is all very decompressed. Many panels will probably be merged together later.

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Establishing shot of the front of a bank. It’s night, there’s spotlights illuminating the building. The Building is also surrounded by cop cars and police with their guns trained at the entrance. If you want to be bold then also have a news chopper circling it.

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KA-BOOM!
The front of the bank explodes, glass and shrapnel pelt the cops.

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From the burning hole in the building a figure emerges, a massive hulking figure striding confidently out of the building. The silhouette is obscured by the smoke, and in the foreground cops are bleeding with glass shards stuck in them.

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The New emerges. There’s a shine on his sunglasses, his smile is sparkling, he’s just drinking in the chaos.

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He strides over to a cop bleeding on the ground, clutching the glass shard lodged in his arm.

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The New picks him up by his collar, holding him well above the ground so he’s at eye level with the hulking humanoid.

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He turns to look up at the news chopper, to announce to the world “Oh yeah! The New is here!” still holding the cop.

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The New makes a sales pitch to the cameras.
“Embarrassed by all of your lose blood getting everywhere? Try the NEW KOOL BLOOD PLUS; from the makers of BLOOD LITE. Only KOOL can provide you with the exhilaration of 10 million RAD BLOOD cells rushing through your veins!”

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The New continues his pitch, his eyes glow like TV screens under his sunglasses, beaming into the cop’s eyes to turn them static-y.
“Be sure that next time you spring a leak, you’ll be bleeding KOOL!”

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The rest of the cops, TV crew in the chopper, onlookers, whoever is actually in the shot, their eyes become static-y too.

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GG and BB have arrived on their bike, they’re still on the bike, the bike is slanted to one side to show it just came to a quick stop.
GG: “Not so fast you advertising automaton! We won’t allow your corrupt consumer tactics to tantalize the masses!”
BB is just looking up at her mentor like ‘holy shit, how did you just pull that line from thin air like that?’ It’s like she’s stunned and a little afraid of all the abrupt alliterations.

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The New is positively ecstatic to see the heroes arrive. His eyes are glowing again and maybe they’re projecting something.
TN: “Golden Guardian, don’t you think it’s time to re-brand?! Join me as a spokesperson!”

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GG is delivering a flying kick to The New’s head.
GG: “The only brand I promote… is my own brand of justice!”

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The New isn’t phased at all, GG dodges a massive fist coming down which smashes through the concrete road.
TN: “What a dazzling sales pitch!”

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GG and BB are back-to-back surrounded by dazzled static eyed civilians.
TN: “But unfortunately for you, I have the market cornered!”

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As the dazzled innocent onlookers encroach upon our heroes, The New stands tall above the crowed holding a beverage even higher in one of his hands.
TH: “But first!... Let me enjoy the Wild Fruity Taste of the New Ultra Volt!"
Off panel: “I think the lady would like something a little more classic!”

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A dark figure is standing on top of one of the cars. He's dressed in all black and wearing a face mask, but we can see that he's sporting a pompadour.

Panel:
Close up of him tossing a shapely bottle shouting “Catch!”

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Close up of GG’s hand catching the bottle

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GG opens the bottle with soda fizz spraying recklessly out of it. BB is looking on in confusion whist slipping away to off-panel.

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GG seductively drinks the sweating bottle her hair blowing through the breeze

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GG turns to the camera and says, "I prefer the crisp clean taste of Pop Classic."

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The New is stunned, the static begins to fade from the mob’s eyes.

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BB has snuck around to the backside of The New while he was distracted and places round magnet looking device on him.

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BB pushes a button on her hacking device causing The New to become wreathed in electricity making him shout “!ERROR!” which might also display across his sunglasses.

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GG crouches down with a hand balled into a fist

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GG leaps up to deliver a devastating uppercut to The New which sends him into the stratosphere.

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As GG looks up into the night sky, hand above her eyes as if she’s trying to look farther at the distant star that The New has become (think Team Rocket), BB is puzzled and looking around wondering out loud “Were we just in a commercial?”