(You) and owl anon

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #918, #921
written by Pressured
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/43105099/#43105099
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/43189782/#43189782
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https://hardbin.com/ipfs/QmeYom1Anxy354sa5XroB6xEZfeHrF2jmHXjA5CVF25RVQ/#G7G76mPxXt5hwV7H7Hn4fWXe2sfqumvktG1bp8CZ5sFs

here it is
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Thanks anon, this is my favorite green text so far.
I always took Owlnon to be hetero, so this is a nice change.
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I'd do the lazy thing and make everyone bisexual.
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>bisexual until confirmed otherwise
Broadens the shipping prospects.
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Yeah that is essentially the jist of it in my case.
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>Getting a talonjob from Owlnon
>His foot slips
>Now your cck looks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave
>https://youtu.be/UId-ProJeFc
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>"Welp, time to practice that healing magic dad thought me!"
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That doesn't help with the mental scarring.
Because now you have to live with the knowledge of what that feels like.
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Nor would it help his.
You wouldn't be getting a talonjob anytime soon after THAT.
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okay the Owlnon and (You) dance fic is on ao3 now

https://archiveofourown.org/works/35092003