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  1. 10:23 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: shut it
  2. [10:23 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: @AŅ‰BŅ‰BŅ‰YŅ‰ where's pablo
  3. [10:23 PM] Dr Doom: eat it
  4. [10:23 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: do both
  5. [10:23 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: but remember to chew with your mouth shut
  6. [10:23 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: everyone wins
  7. [10:24 PM] Dr Doom: drink with your mind open
  8. [10:24 PM] AŅ‰BŅ‰BŅ‰YŅ‰: He's playing a game across from me @š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ
  9. [10:26 PM] Dr Doom: empire strikes back is such a good movie
  10. [10:26 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: alcohol is something you drink when you're ready to not think
  11. [10:26 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: even smart people become retards after a few
  12. [10:26 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: also darnit, abby
  13. [10:27 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: ty tho
  14. [10:27 PM] Dr Doom: i'm always smart
  15. [10:27 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: uh huh
  16. [10:27 PM] Dr Doom: like a jedi
  17. [10:28 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: you're so stupid and mentally fragile you somehow seem to legitimately delude yourself into believing that you're able to 'just know' pretty much everything and spaz out when confronted with actual facts to the contrary
  18. [10:28 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: you're basically the lowest form of dumb
  19. [10:28 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: still, happy friday
  20. [10:28 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: :heart:
  21. [10:29 PM] Dr Doom: blah blah blah you're mentally incompetent and try not to be
  22. [10:29 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: i know little and try to learn more, yes
  23. [10:29 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: what kind of imbecile would see that as a bad thing
  24. [10:29 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ:
  25.  
  26. [10:30 PM] Dr Doom: you and me are a hundred levels apart and i'm the higher up one
  27. [10:30 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: okay genius
  28. [10:30 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: congratulations :smiley:
  29. [10:30 PM] Dr Doom: always gonna be
  30. [10:30 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: the variance won't change much, that's true
  31. [10:30 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: what's it called when two people agree on the same facts but differ in their opinions of it :thinking:
  32. [10:31 PM] Dr Doom: you're a sewer i'm the empire state building
  33. [10:31 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: if you say HURR DURR ME GOOD U BAD like half a dozen more redundant times you'll probably achieve smart level 3
  34. [10:31 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: keep it up champ
  35. [10:31 PM] AŅ‰BŅ‰BŅ‰YŅ‰: Lmao jesus
  36. [10:32 PM] Dr Doom: australians always been better than fucking englishmen
  37. [10:32 PM] AŅ‰BŅ‰BŅ‰YŅ‰: Englishmen smarter tho
  38. [10:32 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: abos?
  39. [10:32 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: or the englishmen who got sent there for misbehaving?
  40. [10:32 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: lulz
  41. [10:32 PM] AŅ‰BŅ‰BŅ‰YŅ‰: Hell we even have a game show here where ppl compete in knowledge/trivia against an Englishman
  42. [10:33 PM] AŅ‰BŅ‰BŅ‰YŅ‰: They made a game show out of it lmao
  43. [10:33 PM] Dr Doom: that's why we don't live in your stupid ass country anymore, and we're 600 times better hunters, and smarter as well
  44. [10:33 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: no abby
  45. [10:33 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: russ pretends to be australian so they are now the best
  46. [10:33 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: because [reasons]
  47. [10:33 PM] AŅ‰BŅ‰BŅ‰YŅ‰: Well Australians are mostly descended by convicts and loony toons
  48. [10:33 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: yeah
  49. [10:33 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: english ones
  50. [10:34 PM] AŅ‰BŅ‰BŅ‰YŅ‰: I have family in Australia cuz Irish ancestors got sent there too
  51. [10:34 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: this guy online roleplays as something he didn't even bother to learn the basic ass history of
  52. [10:34 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: fkn lolcow
  53. [10:34 PM] Dr Doom: wake the fuck up, we're the smarter ones cause we know how to survive
  54. [10:34 PM] Dr Doom: they don't
  55. [10:34 PM] AŅ‰BŅ‰BŅ‰YŅ‰: Dave did you know we have that game show
  56. [10:34 PM] AŅ‰BŅ‰BŅ‰YŅ‰: Do you guys make fun of it over there
  57. [10:34 PM] Dr Doom: they're ugly, dumb, and they smell
  58. [10:34 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: i have no idea abby, i hardly even watch our tv
  59. [10:34 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: which game show is this?
  60. [10:34 PM] AŅ‰BŅ‰BŅ‰YŅ‰: The Chase
  61. [10:34 PM] Dr Doom: fuck england
  62. [10:34 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: idk that one
  63. [10:35 PM] AŅ‰BŅ‰BŅ‰YŅ‰: Its basically just ppl testing their knowledge against an English guy lmao
  64. [10:35 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: russ you aren't helping your campaign to lie to the internet about how smart you are
  65. [10:35 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: basically acting like an angry brat rn
  66. [10:35 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: HURR FUKK UR CUNTREEE
  67. [10:35 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: good job smart guy
  68. [10:35 PM] Dr Doom: we're better than you
  69. [10:35 PM] AŅ‰BŅ‰BŅ‰YŅ‰: Its actually listed as a British TV show???
  70. [10:35 PM] AŅ‰BŅ‰BŅ‰YŅ‰: Tf
  71. [10:35 PM] AŅ‰BŅ‰BŅ‰YŅ‰: O well idk
  72. [10:35 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: i've heard the name, never seen it
  73. [10:36 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: who is the smartass they compete against?
  74. [10:36 PM] AŅ‰BŅ‰BŅ‰YŅ‰: Oh we have an american version ok
  75. [10:36 PM] Dr Doom: we got mel gibson and hugh jackman
  76. [10:36 PM] Dr Doom: fuck off
  77. [10:36 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: we're better than you, two dudes who star in action movies were born here...
  78. [10:36 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: what a tard
  79. [10:36 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: and you aren't even australian
  80. [10:37 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: priceless
  81. [10:37 PM] Dr Doom: all you have is pink floyd and led zeppelin
  82. [10:37 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: lololo
  83. [10:37 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: we invented australia and america
  84. [10:37 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: you imbecile
  85. [10:37 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: now behave
  86. [10:37 PM] AŅ‰BŅ‰BŅ‰YŅ‰:
  87.  
  88. [10:37 PM] Dr Doom: you ain't invent shit
  89. [10:38 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: he looks like he either molests or eats babies
  90. [10:38 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: maybe both
  91. [10:38 PM] AŅ‰BŅ‰BŅ‰YŅ‰: LOL
  92. [10:38 PM] AŅ‰BŅ‰BŅ‰YŅ‰: Well he's smart
  93. [10:38 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: probably smart tho
  94. [10:38 PM] Dr Doom: the badasses invented australia
  95. [10:38 PM] Dr Doom: you just tryna claim it
  96. [10:38 PM] AŅ‰BŅ‰BŅ‰YŅ‰: Well I shouldn't say smart I should say he's full of both useful and useless knowledge
  97. [10:38 PM] AŅ‰BŅ‰BŅ‰YŅ‰: Cuz trivia
  98. [10:39 PM] AŅ‰BŅ‰BŅ‰YŅ‰: I just always found it funny since its basically just Americans trying to outwit an Englishman
  99. [10:39 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: i'm not trying to claim it russ, i'm just accommodating your simpleton grasp of nationalistic sentiment
  100. [10:39 PM] Dr Doom: and my homeland got the deadliest animals around, my world harder than any ghetto anywhere biatch
  101. [10:40 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: the most venomous animals live in the ocean
  102. [10:40 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: the most dangerous predators are from africa and asia
  103. [10:40 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: so are you a mermaid or an african or an asian?
  104. [10:40 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: what are you internet roleplaying as this week?
  105. [10:40 PM] Dr Doom: the only venomous ocean animal is a sea snake and they're in japan
  106. [10:40 PM] Dr Doom: idiot
  107. [10:40 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: there are shitloads of venomous animals in the sea russ
  108. [10:41 PM] Dr Doom: in your dreams virgin
  109. [10:41 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: at least google before you go using strong words like idiot after flaunting what you evidently don't know
  110. [10:41 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: ironically after getting upset about being called dumb
  111. [10:41 PM] AŅ‰BŅ‰BŅ‰YŅ‰: Lol Russ...
  112. [10:41 PM] Dr Doom: i'm not upset, you're just an angry virgin
  113. [10:42 PM] AŅ‰BŅ‰BŅ‰YŅ‰: Maybe you should watch more nature docs
  114. [10:42 PM] AŅ‰BŅ‰BŅ‰YŅ‰: When my brother went to Belize he was given a long list of shit not to go near in the ocean
  115. [10:42 PM] Dr Doom: i'm right as usual
  116. [10:42 PM] Dr Doom: cause englanders are dumbshits
  117. [10:43 PM] Dr Doom: maybe one day you'll find a woman who accepts you
  118. [10:43 PM] AŅ‰BŅ‰BŅ‰YŅ‰: Russ...
  119. [10:44 PM] Dr Doom: and will look past your haterade
  120. [10:44 PM] AŅ‰BŅ‰BŅ‰YŅ‰: If youre Australian then surely you know of the Australia box jellyfish
  121. [10:44 PM] Dr Doom: as someone who used to fish, yes i do
  122. [10:45 PM] AŅ‰BŅ‰BŅ‰YŅ‰: Then you know its venomous
  123. [10:45 PM] Dr Doom: jellies are generally crap catches you throw back
  124. [10:45 PM] AŅ‰BŅ‰BŅ‰YŅ‰: Its the most venomous marine animal
  125. [10:45 PM] AŅ‰BŅ‰BŅ‰YŅ‰: lol
  126. [10:45 PM] Dr Doom: no it isn't
  127. [10:46 PM] Dr Doom: sea snakes are the black mambas of the sea
  128. [10:46 PM] AŅ‰BŅ‰BŅ‰YŅ‰: And there's venomous sea snakes in Australia
  129. [10:46 PM] AŅ‰BŅ‰BŅ‰YŅ‰: And yes it is Russ lol
  130. [10:46 PM] Dr Doom: infamous for killing millions of fishermen
  131. [10:46 PM] Dr Doom: i know my shit
  132. [10:47 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: there's all sorts of venomous shit in there, but a half brainless arizona boy who one day though lol i'ma strayan cos i wanna say so so hurr durr i win... probably wouldn't bother to find out
  133. [10:47 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: because retard
  134. [10:47 PM] AŅ‰BŅ‰BŅ‰YŅ‰:
  135.  
  136. [10:47 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ
  137. [10:47 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: it's fascinating how you consistently get dumber
  138. [10:47 PM] Dr Doom: oh you can link any study you want, but i put my time in out there, i seen it and i know what's swimmin around
  139. [10:48 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: hahaha
  140. [10:48 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: yeah fukk what science says i saw an ocean once, i think i know best
  141. [10:48 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: (that's how you remove all doubt when it comes to you being stupid jsyk)
  142. [10:48 PM] Dr Doom: nope i've been out fishing a lot of times
  143. [10:48 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: hahahaha
  144. [10:49 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: truly i wish you were a troll
  145. [10:49 PM] AŅ‰BŅ‰BŅ‰YŅ‰: You're also more likely to die from a blue ring octopus in Australia than a sea snake
  146. [10:49 PM] AŅ‰BŅ‰BŅ‰YŅ‰: Js
  147. [10:49 PM] Dr Doom: i'm quite experienced out there actually
  148. [10:49 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: i know you can barely read so let me be clear, i'm not calling you a troll
  149. [10:49 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: i'm saying it's tragic how stupid you genuinely are
  150. [10:49 PM] Dr Doom: who the fuck goes fishing for octopi
  151. [10:49 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: those octopus things are gnarly
  152. [10:49 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: they're so tiny and pretty
  153. [10:50 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: and like one of the most venomous shits on earth
  154. [10:50 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: freaky
  155. [10:50 PM] Dr Doom: large seafood has insane mercury buildup
  156. [10:50 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: they're about the size of a fingernail, russ
  157. [10:50 PM] AŅ‰BŅ‰BŅ‰YŅ‰: Ya they are beautiful
  158. [10:50 PM] AŅ‰BŅ‰BŅ‰YŅ‰: A lot of pretty things end up being dangerous
  159. [10:50 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: oh great expert and adventurer of the seven seas, knower of all
  160. [10:50 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: guess you forgot that one
  161. [10:51 PM] Dr Doom: an octopus is large
  162. [10:51 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: not those
  163. [10:51 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: sry expert
  164. [10:51 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: they're tiny
  165. [10:51 PM] AŅ‰BŅ‰BŅ‰YŅ‰: They're small Russ lol
  166. [10:51 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: literally fingernail size
  167. [10:51 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: tiny
  168. [10:51 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: for a knower of all things you're having a heck of a bad memory day today huh
  169. [10:52 PM] Dr Doom: biggest i'll go is salmon, shrimp, clam, cod, lobster, things like that
  170. [10:52 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: cool
  171. [10:52 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: anyway, where is menizz
  172. [10:53 PM] Dr Doom: i don't fuck with large seafood like octopi, swordfish, whale, etc
  173. [10:53 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: i wonder how many tuna i need to eat to become as dumb as this creature
  174. [10:54 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: and who among you will be kind enough to euthanise me when it happens
  175. [10:54 PM] Dr Doom: you're already the dumbest here
  176. [10:54 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: oh silly me i forgot
  177. [10:54 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: good lookin out smart guy
  178. [10:57 PM] AŅ‰BŅ‰BŅ‰YŅ‰: He's still playing his game Dave
  179. [10:57 PM] AŅ‰BŅ‰BŅ‰YŅ‰: Lol
  180. [10:58 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: nerd
  181. [10:58 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: what is he playing
  182. [10:59 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: better be something good if he's shunning us for it
  183. [10:59 PM] š–˜š–•š–†š–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ: otherwise bruised ego nam sayn
  184. [11:01 PM] Dr Doom: many choose a game to real life
  185. NEW MESSAGES
  186. [11:02 PM] Dr Doom: it's easier, takes away the stress while creating a different type of it
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