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  1. INTRODUCTION BITS
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  3. This young troll stands amongst the ruins. It just so happens that today, the 17th bilunar perigree of the 4th dark season's equinox, is the day of this young troll's larval awakening, also known as her wriggling day. Though it was six solor sweeps ago she was given life, it is only today she will be given a name.
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  5. Six Alternian solar sweeps, for convenient reference, is equivalent to thirteen Earth years.
  6.  
  7. Earth, also for convenient reference, is a planet that does not yet exist.
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  9. What will the name of this young troll be?
  10.  
  11. ==> Enter name.
  12.  
  13. Your name is ARADIA MEGIDO.
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  15. As was previously mentioned, it is your WRIGGLING DAY, which is barely worth even mentioning. It is an anniversary, if anything, to lament the faults of your existence, of which there are quite a few.
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  17. You have a number of INTERESTS, among them a fascination for ARCHEOLOGY and EXPLORATION. You have no idea what your PRESENT CALLING may be, but right now it involves KEEPING A GREAT DEAL OF SECRETS, the RUINS YOU ARE STANDING AMONG notwithstanding.
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  19. The guides to this calling were (and still are) the HEIR TO THE THRONE and your NEED FOR ADVENTURE. The former has grown more overbearing on you as "THE GREAT UNDOING" approaches, and you would've broken it off a very long time ago had it not been for his VERY PROMISING OFFER. As it is, you need to finish your END OF THE DEAL so that he can keep his.
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  21. The reason he knows your MOST IMPORTANT SECRET was because he had PERSONALLY CULLED YOUR LUSUS, which you hadn't found out about he approached you and gave you YOUR TASK. You had left your home by that time, deciding to wander Alternia rather than stay in any one place for too long.
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  23. On his instructions, you have recovered MYSTERIOUS TECHNOLOGY from the ruins, sending it to him via YOUR FLUSHCRUSH AND HIS CONTACTS in order to allow the heir to adapt said technology into a GAME THAT WILL BRING ABOUT THE DESTRUCTION OF YOUR CIVILIZATION. You don't have the heart to tell your flushcrush that, but you suppose that he will figure everything out on his own.
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  25. The heir has tenatively named the game SGRUB, which is a word that is NOT TERRIBLY ELEGANT. If it were marketed by a legitimate game company instead of a rapidly patched together by a time-constrained young hacker, it would ostensibly be given a better title. He is presently mobilizing twelve friends to play it, including him and yourself. You have no idea what teams you will play, but you hope you won't be forced into a leadership role.
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  27. Your trolltag is acuteAltercations, and you speak in a rather bright and careless tone.
  28.  
  29. What will you do?
  30.  
  31.  
  32. ==> Enter name.
  33.  
  34. Your name is TEREZI PYROPE.
  35.  
  36. You are pretty enthusiastic about dragons. But you have a PARTICULAR AFFECTION for their PERFECTLY DULLED TEETH, which you gather and carve to make SPARE SETS OF RUNES. Though you live alone, deep in the woods, you surround yourself with a variety of plushie pals known as SCALEMATES. You often spend your days with them in LIVE ACTION ROLEPLAYING.
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  38. You have the highest blood a landdweller can possess in your veins, and you are currently a VISION PROPHETESS, although you aspire to be the EMPEROR'S PERSONAL HIGH BLINDSPEAKER. Because of your duties and destiny, you have been taught how to use your SMELL AND TASTE TO THEIR HIGHEST POTENTIAL. Your trolltag is giftedClarity and you SP34K W1TH TH3 NUM3R4LS OF TH3 BL1ND PROPH3TS.
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  40. You are presently the second-in-command of the BLUE TEAM, poised to begin a mysterious game with 5 other friends, in direct competition with another 6 of your friends, comprising the RED TEAM.
  41.  
  42. What will you do?
  43.  
  44.  
  45. ==> Enter name.
  46.  
  47. Your name is KARKAT VANTAS.
  48.  
  49. You have a passion for RIDICULOUSLY TERRIBLE ROMANCE NOVELS, and that includes writing STORIES OF YOUR OWN. You should really be EMBARRASSED for liking such DREADFUL PROSE, but for some reason you are not. You like to play guitar, and you might even say you are PRETTY DECENT AT IT. Your songs invariably sound way too much alike, which is just as well, since you like to believe you specialize in OVERANALYZATIONS AND THEORIES.
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  51. When you mature, you aspire to join the ranks of the best tag teams of Alternia, the DISJOCKRIFFER/JAMPLIFIER ALLIANCE, your partner being your moirail. You like to practice with your REALLY COOL SICKLE, but just wind up looking like KIND OF A DOOFUS BY YOURSELF IN YOUR ROOM.
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  53. You like to chat with some of your other troll pals, most of which drive you BATSHIT UP THE FUCKING BELFRY. Your trolltag is cancridaeGuitarist, and you speak in a manner that is A 6IT OVER6EARIN9 AT TIMES.
  54.  
  55. What will you do?
  56.  
  57.  
  58. ==> Enter name.
  59.  
  60. Your name is KANAYA MARYAM.
  61.  
  62.  
  63. ==> Enter name.
  64.  
  65. Your name is VRISKA SERKET.
  66.  
  67.  
  68. ==> Enter name.
  69.  
  70. Your name is GAMZEE MAKARA.
  71.  
  72.  
  73. ==> Enter name.
  74.  
  75. Your name is ERIDAN AMPORA.
  76.  
  77.  
  78. ==> Enter name.
  79.  
  80. Your name is TAVROS NITRAM.
  81.  
  82.  
  83. ==> Enter name.
  84.  
  85. Your name is FEFERI PEIXES.
  86.  
  87.  
  88. ==> Enter name.
  89.  
  90. Your name is EQUIUS ZAHHAK.
  91.  
  92.  
  93. ==> Enter name.
  94.  
  95. Your name is NEPETA LEIJON.
  96.  
  97.  
  98. ==> Enter name.
  99.  
  100. Your name is SOLLUX CAPTOR.
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