demons can summon humans

from /hhg/ Hazbin hotel general #776
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>demons can summon humans
>Charlie summoned anon by making a cirlce of funko pops and coffee
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>She did it on a dare at a slumber party in highschool
>She was 100% sure it wouldn't work because that was just a silly urban legend
>Everyone else was kind of thinking the same thing too
>They all freaked out when a human in a towel who was only halfway through shaving actually appeared in the living room going "Awwww what the fk is this?"
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>This happens to the human like three or four times a year
>He doesn't know why
>What he does know is that he's fucking sick of it
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>Anon gets home from shopping, goes to sip a beer or something.
>Next thing he knows, he's sitting in a barstool next to some androgynous spider guy and some doomed cat.
>A few summons ago Anon would've shit himself. Now he's just pissed.
"Fking again?"
>"Again?" The cat man asks.
>"Charlie! That human guy is back again!" Is all Angel says.
>Anon has to spend another week in hell as per usual. This entails putting up with Angel's flirting, Niffty's flirting, and the occasional questioning from Charlie about humans.
>Then rinse and repeat a month later.
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>Anon gets summoned by a bunch of emo outsider teenager imps
>"aaaawww sweet bro it worked"
>"Duuuuuude are you a human?"

>"No I'm an uncooked bratwurst that someone put toothpicks and a wig on."
>"OF COURSE I'M A FKING HUMAN"
>"WHAT DO YOU SULFUROUS LITTLE CREEPS WANT WITH ME THIS TIME?!"

>"Uuuh so you can like, bless stuff right?"
>"Can you bless these eggs and this soap?"
>"Mrs. Mayberry gave us all detention and we're totally gonna mess her house up."

>"Not every human is a prie-"
>Notices that the juvenile delinquimps have pizza and a pilfered 12-pack of beer
>"Yeah sure, whatever. Pass me a cold one and a slice and I'll get to work."