Hi.
My name is Pokemon Ebony and this is my story.

A year ago got a job working for World Health Organization. I am just a intern, but already I am fitting in like "one of the boys"
In fact my boss, "sexy Steve", has taken a real shine to me and has said he will let me play around with one of World Health Organizations big things.

I cant wait!

Despite working at World Health Organization, I am also friends with Jr. Qwack and most of his entendrege. I know Jr. Qwack and Jr. Markus and Ninja Erika and Gay Hugo and Unicorn Martin. I met them all awhile ago in my backstory and these days I had known them awhile.I dated half of them, in fact
I call on them for help quite often.
By co-incidence, this was one of those times!

"Hay Pokemon Ebony we need the help of you and the World Health Organization again"
"Sure thing Jr. Qwack my man you know you can count on the World Health Organization!"

After that I put down the phone and started telling everyone else whats up.
"Ok, gang" I said to the rest of World Health Organization.
"Jr. Qwack has asked for our help. It seems MPAA is upto their old tricks, and we are the best people to take them down!"
"They are after the Katinka, but we have to get there first else we are all doomed to a hellish futurpoclypse!"

"What do we do?" said World Health Organization
"That's easy. We do what the World Health Organization always does - fight evil"


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Daniel stopped and gazed into space.
Oh no.
It was happening;  couldn't help thinking about Hugo again.  tried not too. Desperate to avoid the thoughts that could not be, no, - would not be- held back.
But like dozens of unstoppable harpiess they came creeping forward  till they filled  brain;

Hugos smile shined like water, as impressive as a neptune, it filled the tower and Daniel was helplessly but willingly absorbed into them.

Hugos eyes were like footballs.If you rolled them they would go quite far.

Hugos legs were like a spaceelivator. Straight and tight.

Hugos chest was like a Golums. Powerful and impossible to ignore.


How could Daniel not be helpless in the face of that?.

 Daniel snapped out of it. But the thoughts of Hugo would be back. Would  be able to resist next time?
---
I assembled by normal team:
Team Air Force blue!

It was Me,Jr. Qwack,Jr. Markus,Jr. Qwack and Gay Hugo, and the team was led by me.
 When it came to planning, I took charge.
I assembled everyone from the assembling room and told them to goto to the planning room.


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Interlude:
Daniel was finding it really hard to concentrate at this movement  thoughts kept trying to think of Hugo. Despite what was happening, it was hard to focus!
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In the planning room we evaluated the data we had.

"Ok, we know that MPAA is trying to find the katinka. This is probably so they can use it to dominate our friends and family"


"Now I have called our friends at the NASA and they have narrowed the location of the katinka down to Cape Town."
"Cant they do better then that?" said Jr. Markus
"No, its only NASA""
"-sigh- stupid NASA."
"yeah.World Health Organization always has to keep bailing NASA out of trouble..

"Well,  I guess we are of to Cape Town!" said Jr. Qwack.

So we all leaped onto our World Health Organization Rockets and went there!



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And then, at the worst possible moment. It happened. Again.
Daniel gazed at Hugo.
It was impossible to resist this time. Like a scotter Daniel was pulled towards Hugo. It was a like encirclement in a war. It was a like a bowie knife piercing through  heart.  It was a like magnets.
There was No resisting. No mercy.  No longer anything else mattered.

Hugo looked shocked and then...and then...not shocked. He had known all along.
Of course. How could Daniel have been so stupid? Those long looks at eachother,the times they gazed at the stars together, the candle lit dinners.
It wasn't just friendship. It never was. It was more and Hugo had known all along.
"I knew" Hugo said.
"oh" Daniel said, realizing all this for the first time.
But there was more...Hugo wasn't pulling away. He was pushing tighter. Holding Daniel like a wild anteater.
At some point their clothes came off.
They got ripped in the process of the pashioning
 didn't care. This is what  had needed for so long. too long. Century. maybe more.
But this was now now.
Daniel and Hugo together at last!
They canoddled like lovers and made love .



Afterwards they looked at eachother longingly.
But they knew they must leave.
They didn't want anyone to see.

Daniel took one last look at Hugo.
"Goodbye my snuggly one"
"Love you too, my one and only Daniel"

And then they departed.
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Once we got there we found our worst fears had already come to pass;
MPAA was already there. MPAA petrol's were all over the city, searching in every cave network and tower.

"They are looking for the katinka!" said Steve.
"We have to beat them too it!"

We began sneakily and stealthy running around the city. Unlike MPAA, we had more information about where to look.
After torturing some thugs for information with Jr. Qwacks help we found it before them.

"There is it is! At least!" I said, pointing to the katinka hidden by a weird palace.
"So it is" said Steve, suddenly grinning.
"I guess then this charade is over!"

Steve pulled of his mask and suddenly his face was Zombie Daniels!
I stood gobsmacked in the face.

"Yes, that's right Pokemon Ebony & Jr. Qwack, it was me all along I, Zombie Daniel was Steve the whole time!"

 "I don't understand" said Jr. Qwack. "Why?"

"That's easy. I knew I could never find the katinka without your help, and I knew you would never help me. So I became CEO of World Health Organization, and employed Pokemon Ebony. After that it was simply a mater of earning your respect, creating a threat and waiting for you to call Jr. Qwack"

"creating a threat? You mean MPAA? "

"Yes, that's right! MPAA is just a bunch of actors I hired. It was all a elaborate set up to make you lead me to the katinka"

 "gosh, how could we have been so foolish" said Jr. Qwack.

I was frozen still. My life had been a lie. I had believed in the World Health Organization. Believed in what it stood for. Believed in the good work we had did. But it was a lie. It was all a front. It was all Zombie Daniel all along.
I pressed though the pain though. Maybe World Health Organization was a lie, but that didn't mean what its cause was meaningless. It didn't mean I had to surrender, to give up..

"No. I fight for World Health Organization and I will never give up. Regardless of you.."Steve" " (I said that last part sarcastically).
"That's right" said Jr. Qwack. "You might have fooled us. Made our lives a lie and stood in front of our nose the whole time, but you can never take away our spirit"
"you foolish fools. You are already defeated" said Zombie Daniel
"I had a whole army at my command!"

Just then we were surrounded.
We were about to give up again when I remembered something.

"You can't fool us again Zombie Daniel! These people are just actors!"
With that me and Jr. Qwack started punching and kicking them, using our fastness when needed.
As they were actors they were easy to take out, leaving just Zombie Danielsurrounded by a pool of blood.
"Nooooo...my fake army....You killed them all!"

 "And now its time for you!"

In perfect syncro-heroism me and Jr. Qwack leapt at "steve", pulling of a massive fastness karate-chop combo.

"Arg..." said Zombie Daniel as he ran towards the katinka.

But we did it again and again till he was dead. He was just a few meters from the katinka,it had been a close call.

"We won...but now what?"  said Jr. Qwack.

I looked around at our devastated lives.

"Only one choice. We rebuild World Health Organization and repair the years of damage it was secretly doing to this world"

The....Beginning?