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- Me: Alright let's see what's going on in aperture today.
- Mami: I'm so fucking weak I need this literal eldritch being to feel strong and like I mean something
- Me: Can't you summon a giant fuck-off cannon?
- Mami: Listen i'm just....really moody and a teenager right now so I feel like I need this evil inside of me.
- Me: lewd
- Mami uses the card and takes the evil deep inside of her
- Candeloro: WHAT UP BITCHES IT IS I THE CANDELORO
- Me: sweet fuck
- Candeloro: IT'S TIME TO MAKE A SEX DOLL OF KYOKO AND THEN STEAL A PART OF KYOKO'S SOUL SO I CAN BRING MY WAIFU TO LIFE
- Lewd kafka-esque cackling ensues followed by thunder
- Me: we've far reached the point where we need to stop and right now I just wanna see how far we can do.
- Anzu: Sup bitches it is I anzu the not kyoko.
- Anzu proceeds to get lewded by Candeloro in public because neither of them can keep it in their pants.
- Me: Yeah you know what I think i'm just gonna log out today.
- I log off as anzu's moans echo across aperture
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