Poison: You've been poisoned and your health starts to deteriorate. Seek medical attention.

Paralyze: You cannot move and are frozen in place temporarily.

Stun: You feel like you've been stunned. Should probably seek healing.

Mute: You cannot talk temporarily. May last a few minutes to a day.

Confused: Suddenly shit makes no sense at all. Lasts a few minutes to a day.

Charm: Now you're scared AND horny of whatever/whoever's closest. Lasts a few minutes to a day, must be at least 16+. Does not work on incompatible sexualities.

Stone: Ah. You're turning to stone. That's worrying. Seek help.

Sleep: You fall asleep. Right here.

Despair: You are overcome with depression temporarily.

Mouse: You turn into a cute mouse. Lasts a few minutes to a day.