Eng Killer Kate

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Sorry I'm late,

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but I was thinking.

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Looks good, Ter.

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What is this supposed to be?

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It's the house.

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And this is Kate.

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Sit down, Terry.

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You said you were thinking?

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Yeah.

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Yes.

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Okay.

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So here's the deal.

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We have four girls staying over.

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Initially I thought,
that's great.

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Four girls for Kate.

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Then I remembered all
of your beautiful faces.

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I don't want to starve
you of the action,

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but I have to have
the first kill.

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Call it a quirk.

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So I'll kick off the
festivities by going in alone.

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Say 10:00, 10:30.

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At this point, they'll
be knee deep in champagne

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and gone.

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Feeling it big time.

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One of them, perhaps the
tallest, will be parched.

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She'll want water.

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I know this place like
the back of my hand,

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and I can fit inside
the refrigerator...

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Nope.

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I'm sorry, I'm gonna
stop you right there.

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I can't.

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I mean, this is bad.

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What do you mean?

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I mean, this is bad.

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Your plan is bad.

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The model is bad, it's all bad...

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The model was
for effect, Jimmy.

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I just smashed it.

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Do you got a better idea?

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- Well, you know...
- Oh, look out, everyone.

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- Here comes Jimmy.
- Hey, hey, hey.

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Fine, I don't have
a better idea.

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Happy?

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Look, I know I've
said this before

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but I think it bears
repeating in this moment.

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I have huge concerns

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- about this whole thing.
- Fuck.

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Nobody else, I'm alone?

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I'm talking about crippling
cosmic concerns, Dad.

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We're dealing
with professionals.

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These two?

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What about the family name, huh?

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Nobody's thought of that?

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I mean, even if we
get away with this,

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this is going to
follow us forever.

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You don't think that at all?

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Karma, have you
thought about karma?

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It's true.

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What goes around

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- comes around, okay?
- Yeah, yeah!

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And we are sending an
awful lot around with this.

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And when it comes back, and
it's going to come back,

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it's coming back and
it's gonna hit us

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like a ton of bricks,

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because we aren't
going to be ready

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because we're sending out a lot

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and it's coming back to hit
us right in the face, okay.

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Because what goes out
there, comes back...

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What the fuck is
he talking about?

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Hey, hey, you know what?

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Nobody can get a thought out

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when you keep
interrupting everyone...

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Only you.

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- Yeah, yeah, well stop it.
- I'm only interrupting you

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and I should be getting
a Nobel Prize for it.

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They don't give out
Nobel Prizes for things...

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Well whatever fucking...

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Stop!

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We're all on the same team,

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so just relax and listen up.

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This is what's gonna happen.

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Uh.

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What do you want me
to do about that?

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Be creative.

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Take me to Red Lobster.

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Okay.

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Yeah, I can definitely
make reservations.

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Wait, really?

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This is our first date,

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and you're gonna take
me to Red Lobster?

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Did you just ask me on a date?

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- Dude.
- Hmm?

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Do something.

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Ask me what kind of
food I like to eat.

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Or when is good for me

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- to go.
- Oh, oh yeah.

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Okay.

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When is good for you?

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Next weekend?

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Next weekend?

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That is awesome

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We can, uh, yeah.

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Great.

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By chance, what are
you doing tomorrow?

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Uh, tomorrow's Halloween.

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Yeah, it is.

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It's awesome, isn't it?

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I have never really been
a fan of themed parties,

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and Halloween is
like a themed day,

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except the theme
is, like, witches

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and goblins and scary things.

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But like why?

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You know?

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Yeah, uh, mm-hm.

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But look, if you wanna
go, that's totally cool.

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I can make an exception.

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No, no,

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That's okay.

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Next weekend will be great.

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Okay, I'll let you
choose where we go.

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Well then, we will
go to Red Lobster.

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Perfect!

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Nah, I'm kidding.

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But they really do
have delicious rolls.

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I'll take your word for it.

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I'm really excited.

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Me too.

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Okay, bye.

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So, how's work?

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Today was really
good, actually.

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It's a big day tomorrow.

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I hope you got her a nice gift.

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Dad, please, let's
not do this again.

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Your sister's
getting married, Kate.

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I have plans.

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Really?

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What plans?

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I'm surprising
my friend Trent.

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Okay.

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Who the hell is Trent?

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Well, he's a friend from work.

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We've known each
other for a while.

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I really like him, Dad.

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I planned this whole
thing on the way over.

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- Tomorrow's Halloween...
- Oh, wow, really?

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Halloween?

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It's his favorite holiday.

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You're gonna have
plenty of opportunities

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to dress up with Trent.

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Angie's only getting
married once.

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That's optimistic.

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Angie really needs
you there tomorrow.

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Dad, I just...

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I can't live with a
fractured family, Kate.

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I would like to spend
whatever time I have left

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with my girls.

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She could make an effort
every once in a while, too.

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She sent you invitation.

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Okay, just...

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Do whatever you want, it's
okay, do what you want.

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Dad.

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Dad.

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I'm tired.

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I'm not lying, I
really am just tired.

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I love you.

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I love you, too.

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Think of your family.

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I don't ask much.

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Kate.

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Get her something nice.

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Hi!

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Hi.

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What happened?

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I must be in a bad
area or something.

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Oh, weird.

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Hi!

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Hi.

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Are you coming?
Tell me you're coming.

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- Yes.
- Oh, my god, that's amazing.

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I'm so excited, Kate.

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Yeah, so how do
I get up there?

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We'll pick you up tomorrow.

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I knew you'd come, I knew it.

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I can't believe my little
sister is getting married.

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Believe it.

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You'll love him, too,
he's smart and handsome,

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and he's funny in a way that
you'll appreciate, I hope.

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We'll pick you up
tomorrow at 11AM.

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Sounds great.

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- I'll see you then.
- 11AM.

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- Perfect.
- Bye!

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Bye.

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- Poison.
- Okay.

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Transfers to the
champagne bottle.

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And then they start
popping bottles and ah-ha.

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Okay, how do we get the
cork back into the bottle?

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- I fucked it up again.
- There's no fucking up.

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We're just
brainstorming here, so...

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Okay, brainstorming,
what if we take this...

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Where did you get that?

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This is how I give
Lucy her medication.

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- Our cat has diabetes?
- For like seven years.

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Three times a day
I have to do this.

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Okay, so let's say I take the
poison, put it into the cork,

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we let it drain in, that way
the cork is not distressed,

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it falls in, sneak attack.

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My concern is, can I
see this for a second?

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- See how small that is?
- I'm not a scientist.

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- You said brainstorming.
- Okay, well, I mean...

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Is there a way that we
can leave the cork in,

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leave the gold wrapping so
that doesn't get touched,

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- but we go through the glass?
- Can I ask you something?

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Yeah.

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Do you think Dad was
mad or embarrassed of me

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'cause I started
sobbing at the meeting?

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Hey hey, don't worry about
Dad, nobody's mad at you, okay?

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- Are you sure?
- Yeah, you're a good person.

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I just feel like I need
to watch someone slowly die

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for regular life
experience, you know?

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You know what? We actually...

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We really need you to stay
behind, you know what I mean?

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'Cause we need reinforcements.

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We need somebody to hold
down the fort like you,

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nobody ever sends the
whole crew in, right?

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I mean, I guess that's
a good point, but...

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I need somebody to
figure out how to get

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the poison into the
champagne, you know?

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- That could be your thing.
- Really?

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That's my, I'm
gonna have a thing?

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- Yeah, you got a thing!
- Just my thing?

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- You've got a thing!
- Alright!

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- Yeah!
- Okay.

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- So how do we do it?
- Wheels turn, wheels turn.

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- Got it.
- Hit me with it.

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I call Christine and
ask her what she thinks.

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- I love it.
- Alright!

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- Good thinkin'!
- Yeah!

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There you go, little bro!

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Alright, let's call Christine.

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I see you!

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Okay, okay,
you're breaking me.

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Oh, my god, hi!

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Hi.

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Gosh, you look the same.

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That's annoying.

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You look like you, too.

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- Oh, I'm sorry, this is...
- I'm Sarah.

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- It's so nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, too.

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And this is Mel.

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The one and only.

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Wow, that's quite
the handshake.

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So what was that on the
phone yesterday about 11AM?

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- You're early.
- It's 10:45.

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It's basically 11.

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Okay, well, I have a little
bit more packing to do.

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So do you mind waiting a minute?

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It's great to see you, Kate.

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Wow.

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Not bad, huh?

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- It's beautiful.
- I know, right?

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I'm a lucky girl.

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00:17:03,822 --> 00:17:05,353
Okay, one sec.

264
00:17:05,355 --> 00:17:06,224
Okay.

265
00:17:30,414 --> 00:17:31,847
Oh, what's wrong
with your suitcase?

266
00:17:31,849 --> 00:17:33,181
That sound is horrible.

267
00:17:33,183 --> 00:17:34,150
Oh, yeah.

268
00:17:34,152 --> 00:17:35,684
The wheel is broken.

269
00:17:35,686 --> 00:17:38,121
You can get a new one on
Amazon for like 20 bucks.

270
00:17:38,123 --> 00:17:39,792
I know, this
one's sentimental.

271
00:17:41,759 --> 00:17:44,126
Tell me that's the
one from Niagara Falls.

272
00:17:44,128 --> 00:17:46,194
Ah, the one and only.

273
00:17:46,196 --> 00:17:48,831
That thing take a tumble
down the fucking waterfall?

274
00:17:48,833 --> 00:17:50,266
There'd probably
be way more damage

275
00:17:50,268 --> 00:17:52,401
than just the one wheel
clacking like that.

276
00:17:52,403 --> 00:17:54,836
I'm just saying that if
the suitcase did drop down

277
00:17:54,838 --> 00:17:56,605
the Niagara Falls, there'd
probably be more damage

278
00:17:56,607 --> 00:17:59,241
than just the one
wheel clacking along.

279
00:17:59,243 --> 00:18:01,611
That's a very mature
inference, Sara.

280
00:18:01,613 --> 00:18:03,478
It was the horse
drawn carriage.

281
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:06,149
They took off and all the
luggage fell out the back.

282
00:18:06,151 --> 00:18:07,753
Oh, Dad was pissed.

283
00:18:09,186 --> 00:18:10,488
It was a really great trip.

284
00:18:15,460 --> 00:18:17,261
- I got it.
- Thank you.

285
00:18:18,829 --> 00:18:20,729
If the car smells
like cigarettes,

286
00:18:20,731 --> 00:18:22,465
I'm going to kill
the both of you.

287
00:18:22,467 --> 00:18:24,834
Okay, then I
need a smoke break

288
00:18:24,836 --> 00:18:27,472
every 100 miles or two hours,
which ever comes first.

289
00:18:32,176 --> 00:18:33,676
Shotgun!

290
00:18:33,678 --> 00:18:35,277
Oh, no, I want Kate to
sit in the front with me.

291
00:18:35,279 --> 00:18:37,615
And we're not stopping
until we get there.

292
00:18:58,236 --> 00:18:59,403
This song sucks.

293
00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:02,274
I kind of like the song, Kate.

294
00:19:04,342 --> 00:19:06,342
Kate, how's life?

295
00:19:06,344 --> 00:19:07,910
How's life?

296
00:19:07,912 --> 00:19:09,344
Um...

297
00:19:09,346 --> 00:19:10,779
I'm good.

298
00:19:10,781 --> 00:19:13,216
And you're still working
for the non-profit?

299
00:19:13,218 --> 00:19:14,887
- Yeah, how'd you know?
- Facebook.

300
00:19:16,386 --> 00:19:17,953
Yep.

301
00:19:17,955 --> 00:19:21,623
- Renewables, right?
- Yeah, renewable energy.

302
00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:23,258
That's exciting.

303
00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:25,361
My husband and I just
had a bunch of solar panels

304
00:19:25,363 --> 00:19:26,265
installed on our roof.

305
00:19:27,397 --> 00:19:28,597
I love saying it.

306
00:19:28,599 --> 00:19:30,365
My husband.

307
00:19:30,367 --> 00:19:32,602
Well, solar panels
aren't exactly the same thing,

308
00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:33,835
but it's a good move.

309
00:19:33,837 --> 00:19:35,504
They're kinda the same
thing, though, right?

310
00:19:35,506 --> 00:19:36,542
Solar or whatever.

311
00:19:37,575 --> 00:19:38,442
Sure.

312
00:19:39,876 --> 00:19:43,214
So, any renewable men in
the renewable non-profit?

313
00:19:44,348 --> 00:19:45,347
One or two.

314
00:19:45,349 --> 00:19:46,849
One or two? Who?

315
00:19:46,851 --> 00:19:49,352
Actually, nobody.

316
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:53,521
Oh, okay, well...

317
00:19:53,523 --> 00:19:57,328
Well, there is this one
guy, he's really nice.

318
00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:03,235
I was gonna surprise him for
Halloween today, but here I am.

319
00:20:04,402 --> 00:20:06,434
Well, I only get married once.

320
00:20:06,436 --> 00:20:10,006
That's optimistic.

321
00:20:10,008 --> 00:20:10,875
Hey, guys?

322
00:20:19,817 --> 00:20:21,851
Do you think he's following us?

323
00:20:21,853 --> 00:20:23,686
It's not a
fucking movie, Sara.

324
00:20:23,688 --> 00:20:25,587
The guy probably
just broke down.

325
00:20:25,589 --> 00:20:27,259
His car's like 100 years old.

326
00:20:28,459 --> 00:20:30,394
Yeah, you're right,
it's probably nothing.

327
00:20:31,528 --> 00:20:33,728
So, how do you
guys know my sister?

328
00:20:33,730 --> 00:20:35,463
- Work.
- Both of you?

329
00:20:35,465 --> 00:20:36,699
Yeah.

330
00:20:36,701 --> 00:20:39,434
Angie teaches English
and everyone loves her.

331
00:20:39,436 --> 00:20:41,871
I teach math, which is
super boring but okay,

332
00:20:41,873 --> 00:20:44,573
and Mel is our shop
teacher, obviously.

333
00:20:44,575 --> 00:20:46,741
Private school kids hate
to get their hands dirty,

334
00:20:46,743 --> 00:20:48,811
so I basically sit
on my ass all day.

335
00:20:48,813 --> 00:20:50,813
I thought teaching
was about stimulating

336
00:20:50,815 --> 00:20:52,480
the kids' attention?

337
00:20:52,482 --> 00:20:53,615
I really don't care.

338
00:20:53,617 --> 00:20:55,317
It's shop.

339
00:20:55,319 --> 00:20:56,951
I put some good music on,
drink a little NyQuil,

340
00:20:56,953 --> 00:20:59,388
and zone out while a
bunch of adolescents

341
00:20:59,390 --> 00:21:00,756
attempt to make a cutting board.

342
00:21:00,758 --> 00:21:02,691
I actually kinda liked shop.

343
00:21:02,693 --> 00:21:04,794
But I guess my teacher
made it interesting.

344
00:21:04,796 --> 00:21:06,429
Well, my students
actually hate me

345
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:08,764
for expecting 15 minutes
of homework a night.

346
00:21:08,766 --> 00:21:10,766
We got a memo at the
beginning of the school year

347
00:21:10,768 --> 00:21:12,601
about stripping the
children of their ability

348
00:21:12,603 --> 00:21:14,703
to explore
extracurricular activities

349
00:21:14,705 --> 00:21:16,439
with unreasonable
homework demands.

350
00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:18,106
Did you memorize the memo?

351
00:21:18,108 --> 00:21:19,542
I've read it literally
a million times.

352
00:21:19,544 --> 00:21:20,646
I couldn't believe it.

353
00:21:21,546 --> 00:21:23,546
Kids tend to like my class.

354
00:21:23,548 --> 00:21:25,413
That's because you're awesome.

355
00:21:25,415 --> 00:21:28,019
- Awesome Ange.
- Wait, what?

356
00:21:29,119 --> 00:21:30,452
Ask her.

357
00:21:30,454 --> 00:21:31,720
Awesome Ange?

358
00:21:31,722 --> 00:21:33,421
We give each
student a nickname

359
00:21:33,423 --> 00:21:34,590
so we can remember them faster,

360
00:21:34,592 --> 00:21:38,361
and I thought it was only
fair if we all get one, too.

361
00:21:38,363 --> 00:21:41,831
We use alliteration,
like Awesome Ange.

362
00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:42,834
Or Sunny Sara.

363
00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:46,369
And you would be?

364
00:21:46,371 --> 00:21:47,737
Mommy Mel.

365
00:21:47,739 --> 00:21:49,471
Wow.

366
00:21:49,473 --> 00:21:50,439
Oh my god!

367
00:21:50,441 --> 00:21:52,408
- Let's do you.
- Oh, gosh, no.

368
00:21:52,410 --> 00:21:53,077
That's okay.

369
00:21:54,444 --> 00:21:55,878
Cool Kate.

370
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:58,480
And you're definitely
cool, so I think it works.

371
00:21:58,482 --> 00:21:59,850
But it's Kate with a K.

372
00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:10,159
Okay, why is driving so slow?

373
00:22:10,161 --> 00:22:11,063
'Cause we're hot.

374
00:22:13,397 --> 00:22:14,630
Hi!

375
00:22:14,632 --> 00:22:16,768
This is weird, we should go.

376
00:22:33,451 --> 00:22:35,517
Y'all broke down or somethin'?

377
00:22:35,519 --> 00:22:37,686
No, just enjoying the view.

378
00:22:37,688 --> 00:22:38,853
Please, can we leave?

379
00:22:38,855 --> 00:22:40,525
You sure you
don't need no help?

380
00:22:41,692 --> 00:22:43,595
I got a mechanic
just up the road.

381
00:22:44,461 --> 00:22:47,430
And a real nice motel, too.

382
00:22:47,432 --> 00:22:48,400
Car's not broken.

383
00:22:50,634 --> 00:22:51,502
See?

384
00:22:53,770 --> 00:22:56,140
Four girls all by themselves.

385
00:22:57,775 --> 00:22:58,977
Y'all be careful.

386
00:23:00,478 --> 00:23:01,145
Thanks.

387
00:24:08,778 --> 00:24:10,714
This is amazing.

388
00:24:12,517 --> 00:24:15,017
How much did this
place cost, Mel?

389
00:24:15,019 --> 00:24:18,520
75 a night, two
bedrooms, three bathrooms.

390
00:24:18,522 --> 00:24:20,221
And a real fucking bar.

391
00:24:20,223 --> 00:24:22,591
Thank god we didn't
book that motel.

392
00:24:22,593 --> 00:24:24,192
Oh, man, that
place was a shit-hole.

393
00:24:24,194 --> 00:24:25,594
Even in the pictures.

394
00:24:25,596 --> 00:24:27,228
Where did you guys
find this place?

395
00:24:27,230 --> 00:24:29,064
The LA BnB App.

396
00:24:29,066 --> 00:24:30,533
I've got the
weekend all planned.

397
00:24:30,535 --> 00:24:33,768
We'll go hiking, we'll
have a patio picnic.

398
00:24:33,770 --> 00:24:35,638
I brought six board games.

399
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,105
That actually
sounds really nice.

400
00:24:37,107 --> 00:24:39,842
No, we are not spending the
weekend playing board games.

401
00:24:39,844 --> 00:24:42,978
I brought alcohol, they
have a huge supply.

402
00:24:42,980 --> 00:24:44,680
Come on, this story
writes itself.

403
00:24:44,682 --> 00:24:48,150
Okay, just take it
easy tonight, Mel.

404
00:24:48,152 --> 00:24:49,552
You too, Sara.

405
00:24:49,554 --> 00:24:50,786
Why?

406
00:24:50,788 --> 00:24:52,654
Because I don't wanna
spend my day tomorrow

407
00:24:52,656 --> 00:24:54,923
cleaning up after
the two of you.

408
00:24:54,925 --> 00:24:57,261
Fine,
we'll take it easy.

409
00:24:58,663 --> 00:25:01,532
We'll try and take
it easy.

410
00:25:03,601 --> 00:25:05,770
I almost forgot the
last part of my plan.

411
00:25:07,637 --> 00:25:09,037
No phones.

412
00:25:09,039 --> 00:25:11,774
That's a nice idea,
Sara, but I can't.

413
00:25:11,776 --> 00:25:13,741
I mean, what if
he tries to call?

414
00:25:13,743 --> 00:25:16,247
You're about to spend the
rest of your life with him.

415
00:25:18,682 --> 00:25:19,683
I could use the break.

416
00:25:21,751 --> 00:25:23,288
Okay.

417
00:25:33,631 --> 00:25:35,029
You're joking, right?

418
00:25:35,031 --> 00:25:36,798
Does it look like I'm joking?

419
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:38,167
Is that a trick question?

420
00:25:38,169 --> 00:25:39,367
Come on!

421
00:25:39,369 --> 00:25:41,703
We're supposed to spend
this time together.

422
00:25:41,705 --> 00:25:43,639
Yeah, but how am
I supposed to make

423
00:25:43,641 --> 00:25:45,341
poor choices without my phone?

424
00:25:45,343 --> 00:25:47,709
It's the only fun
part of a hangover.

425
00:25:47,711 --> 00:25:50,179
You know, picking up the pieces,
figuring out what happened.

426
00:25:50,181 --> 00:25:52,550
I mean, otherwise you're
just hungover, right?

427
00:25:53,750 --> 00:25:55,086
You guys know what
I'm talkin' about.

428
00:25:58,221 --> 00:26:01,090
Okay, fine, I'm gonna finish
ordering this pizza first.

429
00:26:01,092 --> 00:26:03,025
I'm fucking starving.

430
00:26:03,027 --> 00:26:04,793
Totally didn't
think that would work.

431
00:26:04,795 --> 00:26:05,626
You know, this is how people

432
00:26:05,628 --> 00:26:07,565
should do their
bachelorette party.

433
00:26:08,265 --> 00:26:09,931
Calm, easy.

434
00:26:09,933 --> 00:26:11,633
Well, don't tell
that to the entire cast

435
00:26:11,635 --> 00:26:13,768
and crew of Chippendales,
they're showing up later.

436
00:26:13,770 --> 00:26:15,770
Oh, they're great.

437
00:26:15,772 --> 00:26:16,640
I saw 'em in Vegas.

438
00:26:18,675 --> 00:26:21,679
They're not actually
showing up, are they?

439
00:26:44,902 --> 00:26:46,334
Is everything okay out there?

440
00:26:46,336 --> 00:26:47,803
Yeah!

441
00:26:47,805 --> 00:26:50,238
The listing says the
master bedroom is down

442
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:53,677
the hallway with the crosses,
which isn't at all foreboding.

443
00:26:54,979 --> 00:26:56,844
Well, Kate and I
will share the master,

444
00:26:56,846 --> 00:26:58,817
and you two can share
the other, yeah?

445
00:27:01,352 --> 00:27:02,220
Perfect.

446
00:27:41,157 --> 00:27:42,026
Okay.

447
00:27:45,730 --> 00:27:46,862
We're only here for a night.

448
00:27:46,864 --> 00:27:47,731
That's right!

449
00:27:48,999 --> 00:27:52,834
So, if you unpack, you have
repack everything in 16 hours.

450
00:27:52,836 --> 00:27:54,303
I hate living
out of a suitcase.

451
00:27:54,305 --> 00:27:56,138
It's not really living
out of a suitcase,

452
00:27:56,140 --> 00:27:57,506
if it's only for a night.

453
00:27:57,508 --> 00:27:59,040
The whole point of a LA BnB

454
00:27:59,042 --> 00:28:01,343
is to be a home away from home.

455
00:28:01,345 --> 00:28:03,946
No, it's a cheaper
place to stay,

456
00:28:03,948 --> 00:28:05,350
and sometimes you get lucky.

457
00:28:08,818 --> 00:28:10,518
We could
have been happy!

458
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:12,054
We could have shared this life.

459
00:28:12,056 --> 00:28:14,021
Sometimes I
don't know which way is up.

460
00:28:14,023 --> 00:28:17,526
I've searched and searched,
I'm scared of what I'll find!

461
00:28:17,528 --> 00:28:19,327
Why can't you understand that?

462
00:28:19,329 --> 00:28:22,163
I understand
everything, Helen.

463
00:28:22,165 --> 00:28:23,431
It'll only be a night.

464
00:28:23,433 --> 00:28:25,199
I already
told you, mister.

465
00:28:25,201 --> 00:28:28,303
We ain't got no rooms
available for your people.

466
00:28:28,305 --> 00:28:31,974
Wait, what?

467
00:28:31,976 --> 00:28:33,311
- Keep the change.
- Dumb.

468
00:28:34,478 --> 00:28:35,346
Hello?

469
00:28:36,913 --> 00:28:38,846
Jimmy, is that you?

470
00:28:48,459 --> 00:28:49,658
Dumb.

471
00:28:49,660 --> 00:28:52,294
It was only three
weeks ago when Rinecher driver

472
00:28:52,296 --> 00:28:56,030
Robert Waltman molested
16-year-old Nancy Connors.

473
00:28:56,032 --> 00:28:57,999
Waltman took the stand
today in what has been...

474
00:28:58,001 --> 00:29:00,902
- Oh, these fucking assholes...
- Shh!

475
00:29:00,904 --> 00:29:02,371
You know what they
should do for real?

476
00:29:02,373 --> 00:29:04,539
They should drag these
sickos out into the desert

477
00:29:04,541 --> 00:29:06,240
and make the world
a better place.

478
00:29:06,242 --> 00:29:07,342
Why do you always
have to be so violent?

479
00:29:07,344 --> 00:29:09,344
I'm not being violent.

480
00:29:09,346 --> 00:29:10,545
I'm asking someone
else to do it.

481
00:29:10,547 --> 00:29:13,515
And now, a tragic
development in San Diego.

482
00:29:13,517 --> 00:29:17,318
Local hero Petey the Dolphin
has died, he was 108.

483
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:18,953
In dolphin years, of course.

484
00:29:18,955 --> 00:29:21,023
Steve, you are too much.

485
00:29:21,025 --> 00:29:23,892
Stay tuned for information
on memorial services

486
00:29:23,894 --> 00:29:27,563
planned across Southern California
and for the National...

487
00:29:27,565 --> 00:29:30,599
I can't
take it anymore.

488
00:29:30,601 --> 00:29:32,437
It literally parodies itself.

489
00:29:34,505 --> 00:29:36,505
If only there was
some sort of remedy

490
00:29:36,507 --> 00:29:38,076
to help us feel better.

491
00:29:39,343 --> 00:29:43,882
Oh, if only there was!

492
00:29:45,449 --> 00:29:49,418
I say we enjoy this and
then raid the kitchen?

493
00:29:49,420 --> 00:29:51,085
Should we see if
they wanna join us?

494
00:29:51,087 --> 00:29:53,791
No, I'm pretty sure Cool
Kate doesn't smoke pot.

495
00:29:55,425 --> 00:29:57,261
Yeah, they're
probably catchin' up.

496
00:29:58,162 --> 00:30:00,295
Shit, do you have a lighter?

497
00:30:14,979 --> 00:30:17,578
I love how much room we have.

498
00:30:17,580 --> 00:30:18,882
Yeah, it's really great.

499
00:30:22,952 --> 00:30:24,454
So, how's Dillon?

500
00:30:25,890 --> 00:30:26,557
It's Darren.

501
00:30:28,625 --> 00:30:29,894
He's fine, he's good.

502
00:30:31,161 --> 00:30:32,430
I'm really happy.

503
00:30:33,596 --> 00:30:34,464
I'm glad.

504
00:30:37,999 --> 00:30:40,334
He's a little, I don't know.

505
00:30:40,336 --> 00:30:41,937
We've been together
for two years now,

506
00:30:41,939 --> 00:30:45,109
and I'm just now realizing
that he's a little clingy.

507
00:30:46,309 --> 00:30:47,409
They're not gonna be
your favorite person

508
00:30:47,411 --> 00:30:48,911
every day of the week, you know?

509
00:30:48,913 --> 00:30:49,913
Yeah.

510
00:30:51,414 --> 00:30:56,386
But, like, he graduated last
month with his doctorate,

511
00:30:58,087 --> 00:31:01,023
and he flipped out at me for
leaving the ceremony early.

512
00:31:01,025 --> 00:31:02,894
You left his graduation?

513
00:31:04,094 --> 00:31:06,094
Angie, that isn't
not a big deal.

514
00:31:06,096 --> 00:31:07,996
It is not a big deal.

515
00:31:07,998 --> 00:31:09,998
I didn't even wanna
go in the first place.

516
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:14,635
It was Florida in
September, ungodly humid,

517
00:31:14,637 --> 00:31:17,072
and the host had this
horrible scratchy voice.

518
00:31:17,074 --> 00:31:18,239
Like Aunt Paula, you know?

519
00:31:18,241 --> 00:31:20,342
This host was like a year away

520
00:31:20,344 --> 00:31:22,046
from that hole in your throat.

521
00:31:23,513 --> 00:31:25,948
And Darren's mom,
she's a wonderful lady,

522
00:31:25,950 --> 00:31:29,084
but she sobs uncontrollably.

523
00:31:29,086 --> 00:31:31,452
You know when you're on a
plane and a baby is crying

524
00:31:31,454 --> 00:31:34,055
and everybody is
looking at the parent?

525
00:31:34,057 --> 00:31:36,123
That's how everybody
was looking at me,

526
00:31:36,125 --> 00:31:38,028
because I was with her.

527
00:31:39,696 --> 00:31:41,131
His dad's not in the picture.

528
00:31:42,967 --> 00:31:45,366
He just kept going on
and on about me leaving.

529
00:31:45,368 --> 00:31:48,135
He was like, "I put
myself through school,

530
00:31:48,137 --> 00:31:49,537
"you don't respect me,

531
00:31:49,539 --> 00:31:52,076
"how can you love someone
and abandon them?"

532
00:31:53,576 --> 00:31:56,044
He's dramatic,
that's what it is.

533
00:31:56,046 --> 00:31:58,412
And I was like, "babe,
it was the sweat,

534
00:31:58,414 --> 00:32:00,748
"compounded with
your mom's sobbing,

535
00:32:00,750 --> 00:32:03,218
"compounded with the
second-coming of Aunt Paula."

536
00:32:03,220 --> 00:32:05,189
But he just didn't get it.

537
00:32:06,155 --> 00:32:08,023
I don't know.

538
00:32:08,025 --> 00:32:09,490
I have no idea how to accelerate

539
00:32:09,492 --> 00:32:12,361
his never-ending
adolescence, you know?

540
00:32:12,363 --> 00:32:13,230
Wow.

541
00:32:14,664 --> 00:32:16,297
What?

542
00:32:16,299 --> 00:32:17,567
Was it really that bad?

543
00:32:20,738 --> 00:32:22,006
Are you kidding?

544
00:32:23,673 --> 00:32:25,207
You weren't even there,
how would you know?

545
00:32:25,209 --> 00:32:28,009
I mean, even your
really dramatic version

546
00:32:28,011 --> 00:32:31,046
of the whole thing
sounds bearable.

547
00:32:31,048 --> 00:32:32,546
Graduations are
important, Angie.

548
00:32:32,548 --> 00:32:35,182
You can't really
make that up to him.

549
00:32:35,184 --> 00:32:36,453
I hope you apologized.

550
00:32:37,453 --> 00:32:38,556
For what?

551
00:32:39,423 --> 00:32:41,155
Did you listen to my story?

552
00:32:41,157 --> 00:32:44,593
Yeah, I did, I just think
that whatever you're complaining

553
00:32:44,595 --> 00:32:47,030
about isn't actually
the problem here.

554
00:32:49,333 --> 00:32:52,066
You know, I really wanted
you here for this weekend,

555
00:32:52,068 --> 00:32:55,170
but not if you're
gonna be like...

556
00:32:55,172 --> 00:32:56,039
Go on, say it.

557
00:32:58,442 --> 00:32:59,309
You.

558
00:33:01,178 --> 00:33:03,210
Well, at least I'm here.

559
00:33:03,212 --> 00:33:05,383
Remind me where you've
been the last five years.

560
00:33:06,750 --> 00:33:07,617
Come on, Kate.

561
00:33:09,153 --> 00:33:10,352
Darren...

562
00:33:10,354 --> 00:33:12,054
Oh, no, you just said
it's been two years.

563
00:33:12,056 --> 00:33:14,125
What's your excuse
for the other three?

564
00:33:29,205 --> 00:33:30,073
Okay.

565
00:33:31,307 --> 00:33:33,141
What happened?

566
00:33:33,143 --> 00:33:35,278
Things were fine
like two seconds ago.

567
00:33:38,182 --> 00:33:40,250
Can we just have
fun this weekend?

568
00:33:42,152 --> 00:33:43,020
I'm trying.

569
00:33:44,421 --> 00:33:45,390
Try harder.

570
00:33:49,192 --> 00:33:50,459
Guess what I found.

571
00:33:50,461 --> 00:33:52,193
Are you sure we're
allowed to have that?

572
00:33:52,195 --> 00:33:55,229
Better to drink their stash
before breaking into mine.

573
00:33:55,231 --> 00:33:57,067
And they have a
stash, believe you me.

574
00:33:58,301 --> 00:33:59,736
Champagne sounds perfect.

575
00:34:10,447 --> 00:34:11,315
Give it to me.

576
00:34:16,286 --> 00:34:21,255
- Thank you.
- Mm-hm.

577
00:34:21,257 --> 00:34:22,125
Baby!

578
00:34:27,264 --> 00:34:28,662
Oh, no, thank you.

579
00:34:28,664 --> 00:34:32,133
Right, more for us.

580
00:34:32,135 --> 00:34:33,367
Cheers.

581
00:34:33,369 --> 00:34:35,570
- Cheers!
- Cheers.

582
00:34:35,572 --> 00:34:37,238
Hey, can I ask
all of you something

583
00:34:37,240 --> 00:34:39,110
- that's been bothering me?
- Oh, boy.

584
00:34:40,277 --> 00:34:42,177
Do you think anybody
moves to Waco, Texas

585
00:34:42,179 --> 00:34:44,512
just to meet Chip
and Joanna Gaines?

586
00:34:44,514 --> 00:34:46,180
The home
flipper people?

587
00:34:46,182 --> 00:34:48,282
No, they're the Fixer Uppers.

588
00:34:48,284 --> 00:34:50,251
The flippers are the
other ones in the suits.

589
00:34:50,253 --> 00:34:52,253
Well, the guy's in the suit.

590
00:34:52,255 --> 00:34:53,354
I don't think anybody moves

591
00:34:53,356 --> 00:34:55,257
to Waco, Texas just
to meet someone.

592
00:34:55,259 --> 00:34:58,159
You move to Waco, Texas
only if you absolutely must.

593
00:34:58,161 --> 00:35:01,195
Or if you're from
there, obviously.

594
00:35:01,197 --> 00:35:02,930
Even then, I mean, those
kids have gotta be desperate

595
00:35:02,932 --> 00:35:04,231
to get outta there.

596
00:35:04,233 --> 00:35:05,534
Seriously.

597
00:35:05,536 --> 00:35:07,735
Even I couldn't wait to
get out after high school.

598
00:35:07,737 --> 00:35:09,271
That's for sure.

599
00:35:09,273 --> 00:35:11,639
- What's that, Kate?
- Oh, nothing.

600
00:35:11,641 --> 00:35:13,810
No, you were
gonna say something.

601
00:35:14,878 --> 00:35:15,746
No.

602
00:35:16,612 --> 00:35:18,148
I've got it!

603
00:35:19,182 --> 00:35:21,383
Kinky Kate!

604
00:35:21,385 --> 00:35:23,418
In that sweater?

605
00:35:23,420 --> 00:35:24,521
I highly doubt it.

606
00:35:25,355 --> 00:35:26,887
I like this sweater.

607
00:35:26,889 --> 00:35:29,292
I just don't think kinky
is the right word for you.

608
00:35:32,262 --> 00:35:33,628
This tastes strange.

609
00:35:33,630 --> 00:35:36,200
Oh, it could have been
in there a while, but,

610
00:35:36,900 --> 00:35:38,503
I'm a woman of simple pleasures.

611
00:35:39,570 --> 00:35:40,638
So am I.

612
00:35:42,706 --> 00:35:44,338
My stomach does
kinda hurt a little.

613
00:35:44,340 --> 00:35:45,507
Power through.

614
00:35:45,509 --> 00:35:47,742
I will, I just,
maybe I should eat something.

615
00:35:47,744 --> 00:35:48,646
I'm really hungry.

616
00:35:50,313 --> 00:35:51,213
I'm right there with you.

617
00:35:51,215 --> 00:35:52,880
I hope that pizza
guy gets here soon.

618
00:35:52,882 --> 00:35:54,883
They might have TUMS or
something in the bathroom.

619
00:35:54,885 --> 00:35:58,452
Oh, no, it's alright, I'd
rather let it pass naturally.

620
00:35:58,454 --> 00:36:00,157
Are you one of those people?

621
00:36:01,324 --> 00:36:02,923
How did I not know
this about you?

622
00:36:02,925 --> 00:36:04,159
You end up dependent.

623
00:36:04,161 --> 00:36:07,729
No, I mean, so then keep TUMS
in every room in your house,

624
00:36:07,731 --> 00:36:10,231
and in the car,
and in the office.

625
00:36:10,233 --> 00:36:11,601
I can't grasp why...

626
00:36:12,869 --> 00:36:16,403
So, scientists invent a magic
pill that takes the pain away.

627
00:36:16,405 --> 00:36:18,373
Are you saying you're
better than science, Sara?

628
00:36:18,375 --> 00:36:19,641
I'd just rather not...

629
00:36:19,643 --> 00:36:21,309
Every time that I
have a stomach ache,

630
00:36:21,311 --> 00:36:23,510
I take something and
then I feel better.

631
00:36:23,512 --> 00:36:27,382
So, I mean,
what are we saying here?

632
00:36:27,384 --> 00:36:29,416
I mean, honestly,
I just can't grasp,

633
00:36:29,418 --> 00:36:31,753
if the cure exists, it seems...

634
00:36:31,755 --> 00:36:34,488
Okay, I think you're getting
a little bit worked up here.

635
00:36:34,490 --> 00:36:36,393
I'm sorry, it's
just baffling to me.

636
00:36:37,527 --> 00:36:38,596
But hey, it's your...

637
00:36:41,297 --> 00:36:42,764
Shit.

638
00:36:42,766 --> 00:36:44,635
I just got why they
call them TUMS.

639
00:36:45,936 --> 00:36:47,969
TUMS, tummy.

640
00:36:47,971 --> 00:36:49,472
Yeah, I got it!

641
00:36:51,608 --> 00:36:54,512
Okay, I'm gonna go take
a look around the house.

642
00:36:56,313 --> 00:36:57,682
I never drink this stuff.

643
00:36:58,581 --> 00:37:00,414
It's too bubbly.

644
00:37:00,416 --> 00:37:01,552
That's ironic.

645
00:39:22,057 --> 00:39:23,724
God damnit.

646
00:39:27,797 --> 00:39:28,798
- Hey.
- Hey.

647
00:39:32,702 --> 00:39:36,137
Hey, wait, where's
your ski mask?

648
00:39:36,139 --> 00:39:38,173
We're killing them.

649
00:39:38,175 --> 00:39:40,811
Plus, it's your dad's
house, no cameras?

650
00:39:43,746 --> 00:39:46,015
Yeah, I guess
you have a point.

651
00:39:53,123 --> 00:39:55,126
Where the fuck is Terry?

652
00:40:18,514 --> 00:40:20,550
- Oh, shit.
- Dammit, Terry.

653
00:40:21,650 --> 00:40:23,217
I guess it's time.

654
00:40:23,219 --> 00:40:25,787
Terry's time, we're
always on Terry's time.

655
00:40:25,789 --> 00:40:27,755
Give him a fuckin' break,
you're not down there.

656
00:40:27,757 --> 00:40:30,525
Who even knows if they drank
enough of that champagne huh?

657
00:40:30,527 --> 00:40:32,596
We've gotta go,
we've gotta go now.

658
00:40:33,563 --> 00:40:34,432
You're right.

659
00:40:38,068 --> 00:40:41,068
Hey, you guys, I just
saw something strange.

660
00:40:41,070 --> 00:40:42,936
Were you looking
in the mirror?

661
00:40:42,938 --> 00:40:44,141
Come on, Mel.

662
00:40:46,208 --> 00:40:48,108
I think someone's here.

663
00:40:48,110 --> 00:40:50,945
I just found a muddy
footprint on the front porch.

664
00:40:50,947 --> 00:40:52,613
What?

665
00:40:52,615 --> 00:40:53,947
It's probably just
trick-or-treaters.

666
00:40:53,949 --> 00:40:55,916
I don't know, I
don't think that kids

667
00:40:55,918 --> 00:40:58,052
would climb up that
hill for candy.

668
00:40:58,054 --> 00:40:59,686
I would have
sucked Barny's dick

669
00:40:59,688 --> 00:41:01,255
for a Snickers
bar when I was 10.

670
00:41:01,257 --> 00:41:03,291
Okay.

671
00:41:03,293 --> 00:41:04,995
Okay, okay, wait, though.

672
00:41:06,563 --> 00:41:09,796
So you're saying there's
footprints outside to the door?

673
00:41:09,798 --> 00:41:12,599
- Yes.
- Okay, okay.

674
00:41:12,601 --> 00:41:14,601
- Sara...
- Now I'm really freaked out.

675
00:41:14,603 --> 00:41:16,704
It's Halloween, she's
just trying to scare you.

676
00:41:16,706 --> 00:41:18,539
Come on, I don't
even like Halloween.

677
00:41:18,541 --> 00:41:19,610
Angie, tell them.

678
00:41:20,744 --> 00:41:22,847
Nobody's up here, Kate.

679
00:41:28,751 --> 00:41:30,552
Wait.

680
00:41:30,554 --> 00:41:31,222
Show us.

681
00:41:39,862 --> 00:41:42,198
It's just fucking
trick-or-treaters, come on.

682
00:41:44,166 --> 00:41:46,800
- You weren't kidding.
- I told you.

683
00:41:46,802 --> 00:41:49,637
Who do you think it is?

684
00:42:02,585 --> 00:42:04,084
- Guys.
- What?

685
00:42:05,688 --> 00:42:08,722
- Are you okay?
- My stomach really hurts.

686
00:42:08,724 --> 00:42:11,025
What should we do,
what if Kate's right?

687
00:42:11,027 --> 00:42:14,228
Okay, everybody just relax,
she's trying to scare you.

688
00:42:14,230 --> 00:42:15,597
What if she isn't?

689
00:42:15,599 --> 00:42:17,065
They're just
trick-or-treaters.

690
00:42:17,067 --> 00:42:18,900
Come on, if they were
just trick-or-treaters,

691
00:42:18,902 --> 00:42:20,367
why didn't they knock?

692
00:42:20,369 --> 00:42:21,769
Maybe we couldn't hear
them over your shrill voice.

693
00:42:21,771 --> 00:42:23,637
You're drunk, Mel.

694
00:42:23,639 --> 00:42:25,139
We all saw the footprint.

695
00:42:25,141 --> 00:42:27,775
What if it's the owners,
maybe they're trying to get in?

696
00:42:27,777 --> 00:42:29,644
No, the owners
would have the keys.

697
00:42:29,646 --> 00:42:30,744
This bitch has
been complaining...

698
00:42:30,746 --> 00:42:31,845
Don't call me that.

699
00:42:31,847 --> 00:42:33,347
- Mel...
- What is your problem?

700
00:42:33,349 --> 00:42:34,916
It's true, she's just
trying to upset you, Ange.

701
00:42:34,918 --> 00:42:37,651
- She's probably jealous.
- I'm not jealous.

702
00:42:37,653 --> 00:42:39,220
Same thing happened
with Sara's sister.

703
00:42:39,222 --> 00:42:40,921
She trying to ruin your
bachelorette party.

704
00:42:40,923 --> 00:42:42,356
Honestly, Kate, I'm offended.

705
00:42:42,358 --> 00:42:44,627
Melanie, stop it.

706
00:42:45,996 --> 00:42:49,063
Listen, Mel, I'm not trying
to start anything here.

707
00:42:49,065 --> 00:42:51,365
I'm the new girl, I
get it, that's fine.

708
00:42:51,367 --> 00:42:53,867
But we all saw the
same thing out there.

709
00:42:53,869 --> 00:42:54,938
Someone is here.

710
00:42:56,338 --> 00:42:57,905
We should leave.

711
00:42:57,907 --> 00:42:59,807
- We should just leave.
- Really, really?

712
00:42:59,809 --> 00:43:01,679
Do I have to prove
that we're alone?

713
00:43:03,746 --> 00:43:05,713
Mel, don't.

714
00:43:05,715 --> 00:43:06,584
Don't what?

715
00:43:11,086 --> 00:43:12,253
Like I said...

716
00:43:15,925 --> 00:43:17,724
Melanie!

717
00:43:19,161 --> 00:43:22,632
Holy shit!

718
00:43:23,932 --> 00:43:25,233
Oh my god, oh my god,
Kate, we have to leave.

719
00:43:25,235 --> 00:43:26,604
We have to leave.

720
00:43:27,737 --> 00:43:29,373
We're gonna die here!

721
00:43:33,443 --> 00:43:34,778
What do you want?

722
00:43:42,786 --> 00:43:44,121
Kate, come on.

723
00:43:47,257 --> 00:43:48,692
You're not getting in here.

724
00:43:50,260 --> 00:43:51,662
We already are.

725
00:43:59,835 --> 00:44:00,770
I missed.

726
00:44:03,005 --> 00:44:04,708
What are we supposed to do?

727
00:44:08,411 --> 00:44:09,278
Go get her.

728
00:44:10,780 --> 00:44:11,715
Where's your mask?

729
00:44:13,115 --> 00:44:15,416
We're killing them.

730
00:44:15,418 --> 00:44:17,086
Fuck yeah we are.

731
00:44:21,891 --> 00:44:23,891
I like the way it looks.

732
00:44:23,893 --> 00:44:24,762
Go!

733
00:44:26,329 --> 00:44:27,398
Let us in first!

734
00:44:33,036 --> 00:44:34,869
Do you think they
can get in here?

735
00:44:34,871 --> 00:44:36,336
Oh my god.

736
00:44:36,338 --> 00:44:39,139
This is it, this is it,
we're gonna die in a LA BnB.

737
00:44:39,141 --> 00:44:41,742
No, no, no, we're
not gonna die.

738
00:44:41,744 --> 00:44:43,447
It's gonna be fine,
just let me think.

739
00:44:47,784 --> 00:44:50,016
- Shit.
- What happened?

740
00:44:50,018 --> 00:44:51,753
Terry missed.

741
00:44:51,755 --> 00:44:54,088
Unbelievable, he's gonna
blow this whole thing up.

742
00:44:54,090 --> 00:44:56,824
- You realize that, right?
- No he's not. We're here.

743
00:44:56,826 --> 00:44:58,362
- No, no, no, no, no.
- Jesus.

744
00:44:59,329 --> 00:45:01,762
- Dad just bought those.
- So?

745
00:45:01,764 --> 00:45:03,930
So they're expensive.

746
00:45:03,932 --> 00:45:06,534
Like really expensive,
floor to ceiling?

747
00:45:06,536 --> 00:45:08,369
That's why we just break one.

748
00:45:08,371 --> 00:45:09,836
- No, no, no, no, no!
- Jimmy!

749
00:45:09,838 --> 00:45:11,271
- No, look...
- Cut your fuckin' hand off.

750
00:45:11,273 --> 00:45:14,876
If you break that window
or you crack a door,

751
00:45:14,878 --> 00:45:16,209
or anything, he's gonna kill me.

752
00:45:16,211 --> 00:45:18,045
I'm gonna be the one that dies.

753
00:45:18,047 --> 00:45:22,016
It's a murder spree, things
are bound to get messy.

754
00:45:22,018 --> 00:45:25,318
Look, as long as we
can mop it up, I'm calm.

755
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:27,090
That's the kinda
messy Jimmy likes.

756
00:45:28,291 --> 00:45:30,925
But the real issue here,
your brother is inside,

757
00:45:30,927 --> 00:45:34,228
he's got the house keys
and the IQ of a toaster.

758
00:45:34,230 --> 00:45:35,929
If we don't find another
way in there fast,

759
00:45:35,931 --> 00:45:37,867
he's gonna start
breaking everything.

760
00:45:39,001 --> 00:45:39,867
Yeah.

761
00:45:41,003 --> 00:45:42,505
That's not good.

762
00:45:44,007 --> 00:45:45,305
Hide.

763
00:45:55,251 --> 00:45:56,120
He left.

764
00:45:58,521 --> 00:46:00,153
Oh, thank god.

765
00:46:02,157 --> 00:46:04,291
That was the front door.

766
00:46:04,293 --> 00:46:05,927
We're saved!

767
00:46:05,929 --> 00:46:07,128
What?

768
00:46:07,130 --> 00:46:08,362
Maybe it's the
police or something.

769
00:46:08,364 --> 00:46:09,563
Sara, why would
you think that?

770
00:46:09,565 --> 00:46:11,898
Because if it was one of
them, they'd just come inside.

771
00:46:11,900 --> 00:46:14,203
Sara, they could just
be trying to trick us.

772
00:46:19,576 --> 00:46:21,208
Hello?

773
00:46:21,210 --> 00:46:23,244
They're here to save us!

774
00:46:23,246 --> 00:46:25,512
It's the cops!

775
00:46:25,514 --> 00:46:26,914
Sara, don't.

776
00:46:28,918 --> 00:46:30,184
I told you.

777
00:46:30,186 --> 00:46:31,952
They're gone.

778
00:46:31,954 --> 00:46:33,287
I don't think
this a good idea.

779
00:46:33,289 --> 00:46:35,092
I know it's not a good idea.

780
00:46:38,094 --> 00:46:38,961
Sara, wait.

781
00:46:45,934 --> 00:46:47,068
You're not the cops.

782
00:46:47,070 --> 00:46:48,436
No shit.

783
00:46:48,438 --> 00:46:50,304
What took you so long?

784
00:46:50,306 --> 00:46:52,039
I called you guys
like 1,000 times.

785
00:46:52,041 --> 00:46:53,941
I got lost coming up here.

786
00:46:53,943 --> 00:46:56,313
Did you guys order a
large sausage pizza?

787
00:46:59,114 --> 00:47:02,016
Mel did.

788
00:47:02,018 --> 00:47:03,251
Okay?

789
00:47:03,253 --> 00:47:08,125
Well, Mel owes me
22.50, plus tip.

790
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:12,963
Mel's dead.

791
00:47:13,663 --> 00:47:15,595
Sure she is.

792
00:47:15,597 --> 00:47:17,900
Mel's dead, I'm the cops.

793
00:47:19,034 --> 00:47:20,367
Look, can you guys just pay me,

794
00:47:20,369 --> 00:47:22,036
so I can get the
hell outta here?

795
00:47:22,038 --> 00:47:24,505
I mean, my boss has me runnin'
all over the town tonight.

796
00:47:24,507 --> 00:47:27,041
You know, you guys live
in the fuckin' mountains,

797
00:47:27,043 --> 00:47:28,476
- and I'm just...
- Get inside.

798
00:47:28,478 --> 00:47:30,443
Seriously, just give me
22 bucks, I'll get out...

799
00:47:30,445 --> 00:47:31,315
Come on!

800
00:47:32,215 --> 00:47:37,221
Oh, shit!

801
00:47:45,961 --> 00:47:48,329
- What the fuck is happenin'?
- I'm so glad you're safe.

802
00:47:48,331 --> 00:47:50,300
I'm sorry, I thought
he was the cops.

803
00:47:52,201 --> 00:47:54,001
I really don't feel good.

804
00:47:54,003 --> 00:47:54,702
Excuse me?

805
00:47:54,704 --> 00:47:56,103
Hi, hello.

806
00:47:56,105 --> 00:47:57,972
What the hell is going on?

807
00:47:57,974 --> 00:47:59,941
Those people
are trying to kill us.

808
00:47:59,943 --> 00:48:02,543
Why don't y'all just run
through the front door?

809
00:48:02,545 --> 00:48:04,313
They've got the
place surrounded.

810
00:48:05,447 --> 00:48:07,682
No, but he's
got a point, like,

811
00:48:07,684 --> 00:48:09,016
why don't we make a run for it?

812
00:48:09,018 --> 00:48:10,383
You, you played softball.

813
00:48:10,385 --> 00:48:12,052
I played soccer.

814
00:48:12,054 --> 00:48:13,356
- I played lacrosse.
- Done.

815
00:48:14,489 --> 00:48:16,691
- Done?
- I mean, you played softball.

816
00:48:16,693 --> 00:48:19,193
I played soccer, cute
girl play lacrosse.

817
00:48:19,195 --> 00:48:20,728
You know what that means?

818
00:48:20,730 --> 00:48:22,329
What does it mean, pizza guy?

819
00:48:22,331 --> 00:48:24,965
It means we're fast.

820
00:48:24,967 --> 00:48:26,700
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

821
00:48:26,702 --> 00:48:27,802
What?

822
00:48:27,804 --> 00:48:29,603
There's a spiked baseball
bat out there waiting

823
00:48:29,605 --> 00:48:31,271
for us to do something stupid.

824
00:48:31,273 --> 00:48:33,007
Look, you guys can
hang around all you like.

825
00:48:33,009 --> 00:48:34,708
I've got two more
deliveries to make,

826
00:48:34,710 --> 00:48:37,244
and if they're not there
in 30 minutes, it's free.

827
00:48:40,048 --> 00:48:41,182
Damn!

828
00:48:41,184 --> 00:48:43,516
- Sara?
- It's not the pizza.

829
00:48:43,518 --> 00:48:46,086
How much of that champagne
did you have to drink?

830
00:48:46,088 --> 00:48:47,320
Oh my god, the champagne.

831
00:48:47,322 --> 00:48:49,023
Sara?

832
00:48:49,025 --> 00:48:49,693
Wake up.

833
00:48:51,126 --> 00:48:52,295
She's not breathing.

834
00:48:53,295 --> 00:48:54,297
Feel her pulse.

835
00:48:56,199 --> 00:48:57,067
Angie.

836
00:48:59,735 --> 00:49:00,670
Sara?

837
00:49:02,070 --> 00:49:04,104
Sara, wake up.

838
00:49:04,106 --> 00:49:06,139
Sara, wake up.

839
00:49:06,141 --> 00:49:10,144
Sara!

840
00:49:10,146 --> 00:49:12,045
I'm sorry.

841
00:49:12,047 --> 00:49:12,715
No!

842
00:49:13,983 --> 00:49:16,687
I'm sorry about your friend
too, but we really have to go.

843
00:49:19,521 --> 00:49:20,389
Angie.

844
00:49:45,114 --> 00:49:47,050
I think we're good.

845
00:49:49,052 --> 00:49:50,420
I think we're good.

846
00:49:55,824 --> 00:49:58,559
- Let's get the hell outta here.
- Hey, pizza guy!

847
00:49:58,561 --> 00:50:00,728
You forgot the ranch.

848
00:50:03,733 --> 00:50:04,668
Oh, shit!

849
00:50:06,702 --> 00:50:08,735
Wait, pizza guy!

850
00:50:08,737 --> 00:50:09,605
Sara?

851
00:50:13,775 --> 00:50:15,376
Hey.

852
00:50:15,378 --> 00:50:17,211
That's my name.

853
00:50:17,213 --> 00:50:18,512
No shit?

854
00:50:18,514 --> 00:50:22,215
Well, then I guess this
was meant to be.

855
00:50:28,224 --> 00:50:29,092
My tongue.

856
00:50:30,193 --> 00:50:33,764
I bit my fucking tongue.

857
00:50:36,164 --> 00:50:37,697
Bite this.

858
00:51:01,123 --> 00:51:02,091
Pizza guy!

859
00:51:05,894 --> 00:51:07,228
Slashed the tires.

860
00:51:07,230 --> 00:51:09,229
- No!
- No, I did.

861
00:51:09,231 --> 00:51:11,233
Just look, you
can't go anywhere.

862
00:51:13,436 --> 00:51:14,304
It's over.

863
00:51:16,838 --> 00:51:18,838
What's your name?

864
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:19,708
Sara.

865
00:51:21,143 --> 00:51:23,112
It's over, Sara.

866
00:51:24,746 --> 00:51:25,815
You're gonna die.

867
00:51:26,748 --> 00:51:28,282
Fuck you!

868
00:51:28,284 --> 00:51:29,650
Fuck me? Fuck you.

869
00:51:31,454 --> 00:51:35,425
Shit, you hit me in
the fuckin' eye, Sara!

870
00:51:36,358 --> 00:51:38,527
I can't see out of my eye.

871
00:52:19,335 --> 00:52:22,139
Hey, Sara.

872
00:52:23,338 --> 00:52:24,440
Please, no.

873
00:52:25,907 --> 00:52:27,743
Aw, yes, yes, yes, yes.

874
00:52:29,378 --> 00:52:31,211
It's over, Sara.

875
00:52:40,922 --> 00:52:42,558
How's that feel, Sara?

876
00:52:47,762 --> 00:52:49,295
Fuck!

877
00:52:49,297 --> 00:52:50,166
Fuckin'!

878
00:53:02,277 --> 00:53:03,279
No.

879
00:53:12,387 --> 00:53:13,255
Sara...

880
00:53:35,043 --> 00:53:36,809
Do you think
Sara got out okay?

881
00:53:36,811 --> 00:53:39,947
I don't know, I
didn't hear a car start.

882
00:53:39,949 --> 00:53:41,447
Maybe she ran.

883
00:53:41,449 --> 00:53:42,117
Maybe.

884
00:53:43,753 --> 00:53:45,222
- Is that gonna work?
- I...

885
00:53:46,655 --> 00:53:48,722
I don't know, I think this
is how you do it, right?

886
00:53:48,724 --> 00:53:49,593
I guess.

887
00:53:50,626 --> 00:53:53,059
I can't really feel anything.

888
00:53:53,061 --> 00:53:54,396
I'm so sorry.

889
00:54:03,472 --> 00:54:05,673
How many more are there?

890
00:54:05,675 --> 00:54:08,342
I don't know,
I think just one.

891
00:54:08,344 --> 00:54:10,480
There could be more but
I haven't seen them.

892
00:54:11,646 --> 00:54:12,579
I can't believe
they haven't tried

893
00:54:12,581 --> 00:54:13,750
to break that door down yet.

894
00:54:22,490 --> 00:54:23,423
Kate?

895
00:54:23,425 --> 00:54:25,494
I'm just resting
my eyes for a second.

896
00:54:30,333 --> 00:54:31,867
You killed that guy.

897
00:54:33,702 --> 00:54:34,670
He hurt you.

898
00:54:36,105 --> 00:54:38,407
He would have killed us
both if he had the chance.

899
00:54:41,876 --> 00:54:42,746
Are you hurt?

900
00:54:46,916 --> 00:54:51,488
I was just thinking about
Niagara Falls with Mom and Dad.

901
00:54:55,824 --> 00:54:57,359
I really do miss you.

902
00:54:58,027 --> 00:54:59,295
I wasn't just saying that.

903
00:55:03,099 --> 00:55:04,000
I miss you, too.

904
00:55:07,603 --> 00:55:10,371
I talk to Dad a
few times a year.

905
00:55:10,373 --> 00:55:11,340
Holidays, birthdays.

906
00:55:13,708 --> 00:55:16,512
I don't think I got a call
from you on my last birthday.

907
00:55:18,012 --> 00:55:19,912
I was staring at your
contact in my phone

908
00:55:19,914 --> 00:55:21,317
for about an hour.

909
00:55:23,018 --> 00:55:27,121
I cannot believe we
locked our phones in the car.

910
00:55:29,657 --> 00:55:30,893
How dumb are we?

911
00:55:36,865 --> 00:55:38,565
I should leave.

912
00:55:38,567 --> 00:55:40,767
I should leave, I should
just leave, I can leave.

913
00:55:40,769 --> 00:55:42,135
I'm not a killer, right?

914
00:55:42,137 --> 00:55:44,137
No, I have asthma.

915
00:55:44,139 --> 00:55:46,173
Killers don't have asthma,
you know?

916
00:55:46,175 --> 00:55:49,476
I've had an inhaler in my
pocket the entire killing spree.

917
00:55:49,478 --> 00:55:53,546
I have carpet on my dashboard,
that is very sensible.

918
00:55:53,548 --> 00:55:56,048
Killers don't have carpet
on their dashboards, okay?

919
00:55:56,050 --> 00:55:57,851
I don't even text when I drive.

920
00:55:57,853 --> 00:55:59,121
Who am I even talking to?

921
00:56:00,456 --> 00:56:01,691
Who am I even talking to?

922
00:56:03,159 --> 00:56:06,793
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go,
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go.

923
00:56:11,666 --> 00:56:14,568
I mean, I have to kill them
whether I want to or not,

924
00:56:14,570 --> 00:56:17,137
because they know what
I look like, right?

925
00:56:17,139 --> 00:56:21,974
Either you kill those girls
or you die, or you start

926
00:56:21,976 --> 00:56:24,711
a new life somewhere and you
never see your father again.

927
00:56:24,713 --> 00:56:27,713
I can use the shotgun,
it would be effective.

928
00:56:27,715 --> 00:56:31,651
It would definitely kill them,
but also, pretty grisly, huh?

929
00:56:31,653 --> 00:56:34,588
I could just drive away and go.

930
00:56:34,590 --> 00:56:37,023
I can go, I can go, I can
go, I can go, I can go.

931
00:56:37,025 --> 00:56:40,726
I'm gonna use the knife, go
in once and then I could even

932
00:56:40,728 --> 00:56:43,996
leave the knife there, you know,
just goes in and then dead,

933
00:56:43,998 --> 00:56:46,666
and they get to keep the
knife, they keep the knife.

934
00:56:46,668 --> 00:56:47,536
You.

935
00:56:48,938 --> 00:56:49,869
You.

936
00:56:49,871 --> 00:56:51,604
You look like a killer to me.

937
00:56:51,606 --> 00:56:54,807
I'm just gonna take a few
minutes to rest my eyes,

938
00:56:54,809 --> 00:56:57,514
and then I'm gonna go back
in and kill them, okay?

939
00:57:17,632 --> 00:57:19,101
I haven't said this before.

940
00:57:21,070 --> 00:57:24,007
I'm really sorry that I
missed out on so much.

941
00:57:28,844 --> 00:57:29,711
It's hard.

942
00:57:44,893 --> 00:57:47,594
I brought this for you.

943
00:57:47,596 --> 00:57:48,597
Oh my god!

944
00:57:50,099 --> 00:57:51,731
Where did you find it?

945
00:57:51,733 --> 00:57:53,700
I kept it around
after you left.

946
00:57:53,702 --> 00:57:55,638
I don't really know why.

947
00:57:56,838 --> 00:57:57,840
Thank you.

948
00:57:59,641 --> 00:58:00,509
I love him.

949
00:58:01,677 --> 00:58:05,711
Dad wanted me to bring you
something nice.

950
00:58:05,713 --> 00:58:07,583
He's gonna be
so upset with me.

951
00:58:08,583 --> 00:58:09,618
Why?

952
00:58:11,286 --> 00:58:13,489
I haven't called
since Christmas.

953
00:58:14,623 --> 00:58:16,826
You haven't talked
to Dad since last year?

954
00:58:18,893 --> 00:58:19,761
I've been busy.

955
00:58:24,599 --> 00:58:26,635
How is he doing,
is he doing better?

956
00:58:29,070 --> 00:58:30,507
Dad's worse, Ange.

957
00:58:31,606 --> 00:58:32,675
We just found out.

958
00:58:35,043 --> 00:58:36,545
How come nobody told me?

959
00:58:38,079 --> 00:58:39,715
I thought you knew.

960
00:58:41,717 --> 00:58:42,751
He must hate me.

961
00:58:44,586 --> 00:58:48,157
No, he doesn't hate you.

962
00:58:49,724 --> 00:58:50,891
The only reason
I'm here is because

963
00:58:50,893 --> 00:58:52,528
he practically begged me.

964
00:58:54,597 --> 00:58:57,133
- Oh.
- No, I...

965
00:58:58,266 --> 00:58:59,700
I didn't mean it
like that, I just...

966
00:58:59,702 --> 00:59:00,904
What did you mean it like?

967
00:59:03,606 --> 00:59:04,574
I want to be here.

968
00:59:05,907 --> 00:59:08,176
And Dad just wants to
see us happy, you know?

969
00:59:13,681 --> 00:59:15,617
Nobody hates you, Ange.

970
00:59:16,985 --> 00:59:18,621
It's actually the opposite.

971
00:59:19,655 --> 00:59:22,692
It's pretty disgusting.

972
00:59:28,731 --> 00:59:30,133
I'm tired.

973
00:59:31,699 --> 00:59:32,766
Yeah.

974
00:59:32,768 --> 00:59:33,670
Yeah, we should...

975
00:59:35,103 --> 00:59:37,771
You should get some sleep
and I'll stay up, okay?

976
00:59:37,773 --> 00:59:39,706
We have a better chance of
getting out of here alive

977
00:59:39,708 --> 00:59:41,010
if we wait for daylight.

978
00:59:42,210 --> 00:59:45,012
Will you wake me up
if something happens?

979
00:59:45,014 --> 00:59:46,182
Yeah.

980
01:00:33,461 --> 01:00:34,927
Kate?

981
01:00:34,929 --> 01:00:35,797
Hey.

982
01:00:36,864 --> 01:00:38,800
Hey, how are you feeling?

983
01:00:43,806 --> 01:00:47,907
I had the best dream, but
I can't remember it now.

984
01:00:47,909 --> 01:00:48,777
That's okay.

985
01:00:50,179 --> 01:00:52,148
If we get outta
here, I wanna go home.

986
01:00:54,717 --> 01:00:56,719
- I wanna see Dad.
- We'll see Dad.

987
01:01:00,722 --> 01:01:02,125
There has to be an answer here.

988
01:01:04,860 --> 01:01:05,858
We can't run.

989
01:01:05,860 --> 01:01:06,728
No.

990
01:01:07,963 --> 01:01:12,335
If Sara didn't get away, the
car must be broken somehow.

991
01:01:14,869 --> 01:01:16,772
There's still at least some...

992
01:01:21,275 --> 01:01:22,144
What?

993
01:01:23,512 --> 01:01:25,181
We're in the
middle of nowhere.

994
01:01:26,782 --> 01:01:28,684
You said it yourself, no
one's climbing up that hill.

995
01:01:30,318 --> 01:01:31,454
They drove here.

996
01:01:33,222 --> 01:01:35,358
One of them has to
have a set of keys.

997
01:01:38,327 --> 01:01:41,094
- Which one?
- The one in the house?

998
01:01:41,096 --> 01:01:42,929
If he has the
keys to the house...

999
01:01:42,931 --> 01:01:45,068
Then he has keys to the car.

1000
01:01:47,001 --> 01:01:48,869
I have to go look.

1001
01:01:48,871 --> 01:01:51,771
- Take me with you.
- No, you're safer here.

1002
01:01:51,773 --> 01:01:53,375
If he finds me, I'm dead.

1003
01:01:55,911 --> 01:01:56,778
Alright, come on.

1004
01:02:12,927 --> 01:02:13,795
Wow.

1005
01:02:15,164 --> 01:02:16,866
He stayed like that all night.

1006
01:02:17,965 --> 01:02:18,835
That's crazy.

1007
01:02:19,434 --> 01:02:20,870
Isn't that crazy?

1008
01:02:23,938 --> 01:02:25,805
Is he alive?

1009
01:02:25,807 --> 01:02:27,807
I don't think so.

1010
01:02:27,809 --> 01:02:29,010
Look at his head.

1011
01:02:39,353 --> 01:02:40,889
Come on, Kate.

1012
01:02:41,556 --> 01:02:43,091
This guy is full of shit.

1013
01:02:45,960 --> 01:02:49,164
Looking for these?

1014
01:02:50,231 --> 01:02:52,865
You know,
I gotta say,

1015
01:02:52,867 --> 01:02:55,135
this really was supposed
to go a lot smoother.

1016
01:02:55,137 --> 01:02:57,871
And I want you to know,
please believe me,

1017
01:02:57,873 --> 01:03:00,777
this was not my
idea, not at all.

1018
01:03:01,443 --> 01:03:02,411
Even so...

1019
01:03:03,579 --> 01:03:04,814
I have to...

1020
01:03:06,047 --> 01:03:07,182
Kill you now.

1021
01:03:09,318 --> 01:03:10,950
Oh, you don't know what
this is doing to me.

1022
01:03:10,952 --> 01:03:13,855
Emotionally, psychologically,
all of it, okay?

1023
01:03:15,023 --> 01:03:17,260
Don't make this harder
than it has to be, okay?

1024
01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:20,360
Deal?

1025
01:03:20,362 --> 01:03:22,494
You brought this on yourself.

1026
01:03:22,496 --> 01:03:24,530
Be reasonable,
I mean,

1027
01:03:24,532 --> 01:03:27,066
you saw what we did
to your friends?

1028
01:03:27,068 --> 01:03:28,971
Do you see what
we did to yours?

1029
01:03:30,172 --> 01:03:31,340
They weren't friends.

1030
01:03:34,610 --> 01:03:35,510
They were family.

1031
01:03:37,144 --> 01:03:38,577
They were family.

1032
01:03:43,217 --> 01:03:44,186
Again, I'm...

1033
01:03:45,653 --> 01:03:48,153
I am sorry about this, you know?

1034
01:03:50,458 --> 01:03:51,960
Go, I'll be fine, go!

1035
01:04:18,954 --> 01:04:20,420
Please stop running!

1036
01:04:20,422 --> 01:04:21,891
I thought we made a deal.

1037
01:04:25,626 --> 01:04:28,028
I'm a killer, I'm a killer,
I'm a killer, I'm a killer.

1038
01:04:28,030 --> 01:04:30,066
I'm a killer, I'm a killer.

1039
01:04:43,277 --> 01:04:44,443
Kate!

1040
01:04:44,445 --> 01:04:45,313
Angie!

1041
01:05:03,597 --> 01:05:04,467
Oh, god.

1042
01:05:06,335 --> 01:05:07,202
It hurts.

1043
01:05:08,503 --> 01:05:10,573
- It hurts so much.
- Why are you doing this?

1044
01:05:11,706 --> 01:05:13,009
- Water.
- No way.

1045
01:05:15,077 --> 01:05:16,245
- Water.
- Don't touch me.

1046
01:05:19,014 --> 01:05:20,583
Can you just pull
it out, please?

1047
01:05:24,318 --> 01:05:25,987
- What's your name?
- Jimmy.

1048
01:05:27,289 --> 01:05:28,157
Oh, god.

1049
01:05:29,157 --> 01:05:30,155
I can't feel my legs.

1050
01:05:30,157 --> 01:05:33,126
I know you'll do the
right thing here, Jimmy.

1051
01:05:33,128 --> 01:05:34,561
Why did you do this?

1052
01:05:34,563 --> 01:05:37,697
We didn't have a choice, okay?

1053
01:05:37,699 --> 01:05:40,233
He made us do it.

1054
01:05:40,235 --> 01:05:41,501
Who made you do it?

1055
01:05:41,503 --> 01:05:44,003
We were supposed to
wait for you to drink

1056
01:05:44,005 --> 01:05:47,639
all the champagne, but Terry
went in early and fucked us.

1057
01:05:47,641 --> 01:05:50,045
He fucked us, he fucked us.

1058
01:05:51,346 --> 01:05:53,512
I swear, I spent
most of the night

1059
01:05:53,514 --> 01:05:55,250
trying to convince
myself to leave.

1060
01:05:57,184 --> 01:05:58,054
What do you do?

1061
01:05:59,186 --> 01:06:00,255
I'm a bellhop.

1062
01:06:01,289 --> 01:06:03,155
A bellhop?

1063
01:06:03,157 --> 01:06:06,159
Yeah, at the Motel California.

1064
01:06:06,161 --> 01:06:07,296
It's my family's place.

1065
01:06:08,163 --> 01:06:10,095
My Dad owns this house.

1066
01:06:10,097 --> 01:06:11,798
I know where that motel is.

1067
01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:13,800
That's where we were
thinking of staying, but,

1068
01:06:13,802 --> 01:06:15,702
but Mel found that
LA BnB instead.

1069
01:06:15,704 --> 01:06:18,170
Yeah, that really
hurt his feelings.

1070
01:06:18,172 --> 01:06:19,773
Well, your prices
are too high.

1071
01:06:19,775 --> 01:06:22,141
I've been telling
him that for years.

1072
01:06:22,143 --> 01:06:24,411
I thought you just
said he owns this house?

1073
01:06:24,413 --> 01:06:25,280
He does.

1074
01:06:26,681 --> 01:06:27,717
I can see your point.

1075
01:06:28,650 --> 01:06:32,654
Sometimes I don't
know which way is up.

1076
01:06:33,655 --> 01:06:34,523
What?

1077
01:06:36,425 --> 01:06:37,426
I'm sorry.

1078
01:06:44,833 --> 01:06:48,104
There's a surprise
for you in the trunk,

1079
01:06:49,403 --> 01:06:51,407
and the motel isn't far.

1080
01:06:53,275 --> 01:06:55,175
Dad just said you'd die.

1081
01:06:55,177 --> 01:06:57,313
I wonder what he'll
say when he meets me.

1082
01:07:01,750 --> 01:07:02,751
Look at that.

1083
01:07:08,556 --> 01:07:10,623
Shouldn't we should
call the police?

1084
01:08:03,445 --> 01:08:05,247
Motel California.

1085
01:08:06,681 --> 01:08:08,083
Are we going in there?

1086
01:08:09,851 --> 01:08:11,186
We are not going anywhere.

1087
01:08:16,323 --> 01:08:17,192
I'll be back.

1088
01:08:22,831 --> 01:08:24,597
Oh, yeah, I know.

1089
01:08:24,599 --> 01:08:26,331
Dad, I know.

1090
01:08:26,333 --> 01:08:27,567
Yeah, they said they're gonna
call when they're finished.

1091
01:08:27,569 --> 01:08:29,268
So they're probably
not done yet.

1092
01:08:29,270 --> 01:08:31,303
One minute.

1093
01:08:31,305 --> 01:08:32,474
Give me a minute, please.

1094
01:08:34,775 --> 01:08:36,643
Yeah, no that's what
I'm saying is I wish

1095
01:08:36,645 --> 01:08:38,244
I wouldn't have pussied
out of the whole thing

1096
01:08:38,246 --> 01:08:39,882
'cause that chick
was so fuckin' hot.

1097
01:08:41,283 --> 01:08:42,749
Yeah, the one that
rented the place.

1098
01:08:43,952 --> 01:08:46,451
God, if they would have kept
her alive, I, I would have...

1099
01:08:47,822 --> 01:08:49,458
Damnit, one second, Dad.

1100
01:08:52,927 --> 01:08:54,193
Hi.

1101
01:09:25,926 --> 01:09:26,929
Fuck yeah!

1102
01:09:42,310 --> 01:09:44,376
How many did you kill?

1103
01:09:44,378 --> 01:09:45,145
All of them.

1104
01:09:54,256 --> 01:09:56,192
Well, I hear we got some, too.

1105
01:09:57,024 --> 01:09:57,893
You...

1106
01:09:59,661 --> 01:10:01,361
Followed us?

1107
01:10:01,363 --> 01:10:02,331
Who are you?

1108
01:10:03,497 --> 01:10:05,233
I run the motel, sweetheart.

1109
01:10:07,935 --> 01:10:08,804
Jimmy's dad.

1110
01:10:10,872 --> 01:10:13,309
Wasn't easy getting
him to agree to this.

1111
01:10:14,475 --> 01:10:17,043
Terry and Christine,
on the other hand,

1112
01:10:17,045 --> 01:10:18,346
they were mature about it.

1113
01:10:24,819 --> 01:10:27,957
There was simpler
times, sweetheart.

1114
01:10:29,356 --> 01:10:31,726
I grew up running
through these halls,

1115
01:10:32,961 --> 01:10:36,298
swimming in the pool,
meeting the guests.

1116
01:10:37,532 --> 01:10:40,369
This place has been in my
family for generations.

1117
01:10:42,304 --> 01:10:44,370
That used to mean
a lot, you know?

1118
01:10:44,372 --> 01:10:45,407
Generations.

1119
01:10:46,608 --> 01:10:48,310
Leaving somethin'
for your children.

1120
01:10:50,045 --> 01:10:50,913
Jimmy.

1121
01:10:52,980 --> 01:10:53,849
Tino.

1122
01:10:56,784 --> 01:10:59,451
People are supposed to work and

1123
01:10:59,453 --> 01:11:01,523
earn their convenience, bitch.

1124
01:11:02,623 --> 01:11:04,490
You and everybody like you,

1125
01:11:04,492 --> 01:11:07,492
you think you're
entitled to everything.

1126
01:11:07,494 --> 01:11:09,495
You forget about us.

1127
01:11:09,497 --> 01:11:12,467
We made this bed and
you're fuckin' us in it.

1128
01:11:13,835 --> 01:11:16,436
You think you can phase me out?

1129
01:11:16,438 --> 01:11:19,738
Huh?

1130
01:11:19,740 --> 01:11:21,441
No, ma'am.

1131
01:11:21,443 --> 01:11:22,378
Not me.

1132
01:11:23,845 --> 01:11:24,713
Not Briskman.

1133
01:11:31,853 --> 01:11:33,355
LA BnB.

1134
01:11:34,456 --> 01:11:36,589
L-A-B-N-B.

1135
01:11:36,591 --> 01:11:38,057
Fuck.

1136
01:11:38,059 --> 01:11:41,827
Who really wants strangers
staying in your house?

1137
01:11:41,829 --> 01:11:46,065
Who wants to open themselves
up to that kind of scrutiny?

1138
01:11:46,067 --> 01:11:49,768
We do that here, and we want to.

1139
01:11:49,770 --> 01:11:51,039
It's our job.

1140
01:11:51,905 --> 01:11:53,973
It's our pleasure.

1141
01:11:53,975 --> 01:11:57,977
We give you a couple
nights in peace,

1142
01:11:57,979 --> 01:12:02,115
HBO, breakfast from six to ten.

1143
01:12:02,117 --> 01:12:05,884
We smile when you walk
in the front door.

1144
01:12:05,886 --> 01:12:08,420
We care about you here.

1145
01:12:08,422 --> 01:12:09,425
Are you kidding?

1146
01:12:10,658 --> 01:12:13,793
This is the kind of place people
sleep with their clothes on

1147
01:12:13,795 --> 01:12:15,928
and wear flip flops
in the shower.

1148
01:12:15,930 --> 01:12:19,098
You think people actually
want to stay here?

1149
01:12:19,100 --> 01:12:20,002
They don't.

1150
01:12:21,136 --> 01:12:24,437
You know how long we've
been in this town, bitch?

1151
01:12:24,439 --> 01:12:25,604
Don't call me that.

1152
01:12:25,606 --> 01:12:28,840
Do you know how many guests
have stayed here, bitch?

1153
01:12:28,842 --> 01:12:30,643
Don't call me that.

1154
01:12:30,645 --> 01:12:34,045
I have run this motel
for more than 30 years.

1155
01:12:34,047 --> 01:12:37,450
Who gives you the right
to take that away from me?

1156
01:12:37,452 --> 01:12:38,787
Those girls you killed...

1157
01:12:40,454 --> 01:12:41,457
They have families,

1158
01:12:42,590 --> 01:12:43,958
they have lives!

1159
01:12:45,059 --> 01:12:47,927
Casualties for the cause.

1160
01:12:47,929 --> 01:12:49,896
Martyrs for the masses.

1161
01:12:49,898 --> 01:12:52,764
And what cause
is that exactly?

1162
01:12:52,766 --> 01:12:53,635
Money?

1163
01:12:55,537 --> 01:13:00,505
You know, you have a really,
really nice fucking house.

1164
01:13:00,507 --> 01:13:02,144
This is war, sweetheart.

1165
01:13:04,979 --> 01:13:07,612
The news gave me the idea.

1166
01:13:07,614 --> 01:13:10,450
A driver for one of
those ride share scams

1167
01:13:10,452 --> 01:13:12,488
was accused of molestation.

1168
01:13:13,454 --> 01:13:15,021
It was trending.

1169
01:13:15,023 --> 01:13:17,022
Molestation was trending.

1170
01:13:17,024 --> 01:13:18,793
Now, you think about that.

1171
01:13:20,462 --> 01:13:24,464
If we could make the news
and taint the LA BnB name,

1172
01:13:24,466 --> 01:13:26,866
we could win our
reputation back.

1173
01:13:26,868 --> 01:13:29,838
We would have something to
leave for the next generation.

1174
01:13:31,472 --> 01:13:33,876
You did all of this so
you could get on the news?

1175
01:13:35,676 --> 01:13:39,644
You make it grisly enough
and you're primetime, baby.

1176
01:13:39,646 --> 01:13:41,848
If you're primetime,
people listen.

1177
01:13:43,885 --> 01:13:46,652
We are primetime, bitch.

1178
01:13:46,654 --> 01:13:48,487
We're fucking primetime.

1179
01:13:48,489 --> 01:13:50,490
Who the fuck are you?

1180
01:13:51,658 --> 01:13:53,492
I'm Killer Kate.

1181
01:14:23,123 --> 01:14:24,158
You're soaked.

1182
01:14:33,100 --> 01:14:35,934
Hey, I'm really sorry about
your bachelorette party.

1183
01:14:41,676 --> 01:14:42,644
It's not your fault.

1184
01:14:47,649 --> 01:14:50,118
We'll have to tell Mel
and Sara's families.

1185
01:14:54,655 --> 01:14:55,957
Sara just got married.

1186
01:15:01,695 --> 01:15:02,797
Funerals.

1187
01:15:05,667 --> 01:15:07,636
Memorials at the school.

1188
01:15:09,570 --> 01:15:11,806
The news is probably
gonna wanna talk to us.

1189
01:15:14,007 --> 01:15:15,610
I can't wait to see Trent.

1190
01:15:17,612 --> 01:15:18,614
Who's Trent?

1191
01:15:19,747 --> 01:15:20,816
This guy from work.

1192
01:15:26,720 --> 01:15:27,753
I wonder if I'll
have to go to court

1193
01:15:27,755 --> 01:15:29,257
for all those people I killed.

1194
01:15:31,225 --> 01:15:33,161
I don't even know
how that stuff works.

1195
01:15:35,329 --> 01:15:37,932
It was self-defense, you
didn't do anything wrong.

1196
01:15:44,838 --> 01:15:46,675
I love you.

1197
01:15:48,710 --> 01:15:49,677
I love you, too.

1198
01:15:59,988 --> 01:16:00,989
Let's go see Dad.

1199
01:16:04,158 --> 01:16:09,164
Yeah.

1200
01:16:14,637 --> 01:16:19,637
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