badmomchrismas

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I'm Amy Mitchell.

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And this year ruined Christmas.

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Christmas is, by far,
the most stressful time of the year ...

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... for moms.

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There is a million
of things to do.

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And you have to do them perfectly,
or you will never forgive him.

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And most importantly, neither do you
they would forgive your children.

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I literally feel like the worst
mam  of the world at this time.

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Maybe I should start at the beginning.

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I've always loved Christmas.

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It's my favorite time of the year.

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More than anything, I love spending time
with my family.

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Because the only thing I want ...

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... the only thing that any mom wants ...

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... is that your children have
an incredible Christmas.

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For that reason, Christmas implies
an enormous amount of work.

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First, you have to buy gifts for
every human being we know.

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This year I gave her an aromatic candle
the guy who makes me coffee.

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Why did I do that?

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Afterwards, you have to decorate the house.

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For what, clearly, I'm a pity.

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I'm doing my best,
Charmaine!

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After, you have to go to all the
Christmas festivals of your children.

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What are they ...

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Yes.

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They are also all disproportionate
Christmas parties.

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My God.

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Are they Santa's lobster hats?

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Is that what's in fashion?

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What the fuck?

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You also have to cook,
clean, wrap ...

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It's crazy.

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There's never enough time.

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- Hello, mam .
- Hello.

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- What about the game?
- Great The Bulls won.

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Good! Congratulations.

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Hello, honey.

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Your house looks incredible.

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Thank you. I still have
many things to do, but ...

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Can I do something to help you?

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No, unless you know how to fix
magically the Christmas lights.

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Sure, I can do it. Only there
to change the fuse. It is very easy

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That is very sexy,
I will not lie.

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Definitely today you will receive
the special treatment.

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- I like the idea. Do not forget.
- Clear.

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Your dad is amazing.

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I thought you hated it.

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What? No, honey.
Why do you say it?

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Last week,
when you went to the house ...

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... I heard them in the room,
and you kept shouting.

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Good...
No, honey, they were happy screams.

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They did not seem happy.

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And then you hit the wall
and you shouted bad words.

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Good...

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I do not remember doing it.

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- I do not know if it was something that happened.
- It happened.

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You said:
"Oh, my damn God."

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Right so.

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"Oh, my damn God."

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Yes, it's fine.

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Listen, your dad and I were
playing a game of adults.

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They played seven times.

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Six thirty. But,
Who keeps the account?

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Look, there's no need to
talk more about that.

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- Okay?
- Agree.

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- Come those five.
- Agree.

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Oh no.

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What's up?

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My mom will come
for Christmas.

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Oh, my goddamn God!

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Thanks for helping
to decorate the tree, guys.

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Bernard, let's hang them on the tree,
OK?

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Who put the big coffee ornament
up ahead?

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It seems pop .

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You are right.
That's why Mommy is going to put it back.

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No, honey,
do not drink the water of the tree.

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We do not drink that water because
we are people, okay?

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- Mommy, does Santa Claus exist?
- I bet you, I know.

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I know ...

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Are you lying, mom?

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My God, make it stop.

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On what else have you lied?

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- Hello Love.
- Hi, daddy.

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Hi guys.

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- Everything okay?
- Yes.

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- The tree looks very good.
- Thank you.

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- Do I give the twins dinner?
- Yes, please.

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Come my friend.
We're going for your food.

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- Quiet.
- Quiet. Quiet.

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Happy Christmas, Kiki!

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Mam ?

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Good God!

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I thought you would arrive
until Friday.

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Well, I took a flight
earlier

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Three days before?

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I have not prepared the room
of visits or anything ...

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Does not matter. Can I sleep with you
and we make spoons.

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- I usually sleep with my husband.
- Do you want to see the sweatshirt I made?

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I love this picture.

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Look, they were just growing up
the breasts

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Well, one at least.

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You just arrived, there's no need to talk
of my breasts.

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And the other came out suddenly.

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Thank God!

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Oh, Keeks!

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If you play your cards well, you could have
An equal sweatshirt for Christmas.

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Do not...

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Oh, Kiki Dee.

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I can not wait...

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... to spend every minute
of the next three weeks with you.

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Are you smelling my hair?

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Yes.

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My God, if I have to pluck
One more time, I'm going to faint.

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Since all the women
of the country ...

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... they need a vagina without hair
In Christmas?

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Is anyone going to shave?

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My God, they are like fifty
vaginas more.

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Well, what's next?

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No, you're not, Bigfoot.
I can not with you now.

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We'll see...

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You.

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Betty White

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I feel intrigued.
Come with me.

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What's up, sir?

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Mam ?

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Wait.
What the fuck ...?

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Good God!

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Good God! Good God!
Good God!

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You did not tell me you were going to come
for Christmas.

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Is it Christmas?

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Yes.
Is not that why you're here?

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Clear! That's why I'm here.
Merry Christmas, ma'am.

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M rate!
Damn, you do not age at all.

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Look how sexy you look!
And those breasts!

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Thank you.
You look a little older.

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But well.
You look good.

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How much has happened,
three years?

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Three?

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Really?
Oh my God. I do not know, honey.

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I do not even know
what year are we?

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Why do you bring a
black pajamas?

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Do not,
I work in a spa.

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- Do you have a damn job?
- Yes. Yes.

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I'm trying to be more responsible
and that shit.

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You've always been
very strange.

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Why are you here?
actually mom?

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What do you mean?

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Well, you're just coming
When you need money.

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No no no.
I no longer bet.

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No, I'm just here
to see my daughter at Easter.

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- It's Christmas.
- Christmas.

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I think we should
celebrate.

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I already know. "Thunder Down Under",
It is near the airport.

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I think we should go.

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Strippers?

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Yes.

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With my mom?

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At Christmas?

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How could I refuse?

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We are going to shake
some whistles, bitch!

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Good!
That's my girl!

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My God, Jaxon is going to shit
when I see you.

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- Do you still have that boy?
- Yes.

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How many years do you have?

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Between fifteen and seventeen.

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- How nice. How nice.
- Yes.

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As your parents never
They had come at Christmas?

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No no.

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Wait wait.
Do you think he prepared enough food?

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Is he serious?

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- I'm going to make quiche.
- Cari o, everything will be fine.

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No, honey,
It will not be good.

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My mom is the human being who
more critical on the planet.

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When I was six years old, I made him
a birthday card ...

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... and I returned it
with observations.

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- Okay, that's terrible.
- The point is that ...

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... it's perfect in everything,
and it is impossible to please.

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If it is impossible to please,
Why do you try hard to do it?

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Listen out,
I'm going to tell you the truth.

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Daughters strive
trying to be like moms ...

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... and the moms go through
annoying his daughters.

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That's how the world works, okay?
I can not do anything about it.

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I'm not Beyonc .

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For you, you are.

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- I love you.
- I love you.

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You think you like it
your mom?

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Do not.

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I'm sorry to be late.
Hank drives as a girl.

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Happy Christmas,
grandparents!

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- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

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- Have, they're X-boxes.
- Is it serious?

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- Thank you very much!
- Mam  does not let us have one.

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Thank you!

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Hi, Mrs. Redmond, I'm Jessie.
Pleasure.

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Upload the luggage,
please.

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All right...
Hello, mam .

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Amy

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You look pale

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I'm using something
new for the skin.

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Well, it's just ordinary makeup.
You are not dying And your tree?

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I have not had time
to buy it.

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Amy, it's December 19th.
Even the Jews already have a tree.

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Does not matter,
tomorrow we will go for one.

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Yes ... Do you have food?
I have not eaten in three days.

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Yes, of course.
I have all your favorites.

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How adorable.

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You let your
children will cook.

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All right...

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I did not know that pharmacies sold
Christmas ornaments.

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I have planned
all week.

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On Thursday we will see
"The Nutcracker".

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On Friday we will all go to
sing carols.

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Unfortunately, Mike was our boritono,
but you divorced.

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We will have
to find someone ...

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... if we are going to win the
Christmas Carols this year.

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Oh my God,
The Christmas Carols?

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Cari o, when I lived here,
We won that Cup nine times.

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Pity that you have abandoned
the family tradition of winning.

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- I guess I've been busy.
- Well, clearly not in the gym.

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I want to celebrate
My triumphant return to Chicago.

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I want to make a
Huge Christmas party in your house.

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I was thinking about Christmas Eve,
if you think it is fine.

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What? Do not.
It does not seem good to me.

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We can invite my old friends
and have a sushi station ...

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... and we can hire Kenny G
to play Christmas music.

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They say that
It is not so expensive anymore.

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Well, that sounds
a lot of work.

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Clear.
Pity that already invited all.

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- Where do you go to my house?
- Yes, there will be 184 people.

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What?

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Why I have not received
a Christmas card of yours?

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I do not know, mam . I suppose that
It was not in my priorities.

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What's wrong with you?

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- Nothing. Nothing happens to me.
- Amy, it's Christmas.

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It is the most important time.

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- I know.
- You can not waste your time.

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- I'm not wasting my time.
- I feel like you're wasting your time.

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- I'm not wasting my time.
- Of course you're wasting your time.

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I realize
when you waste your time

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- I'm not wasting my time.
- You lose it and you lose it.

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It's fine. It's fine.

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I'm not
wasting time.

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- Well, enough of nonsense.
- Agree.

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I like your hair.

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- Really?
- Yes, it seems you do not even try.

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I love you

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I can not pass
Christmas with my mom.

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It's like living
with Saddam Hussein.

249
00:13:35,011 --> 00:13:38,174
My mom is with me because
I think he wants to steal my television.

250
00:13:38,647 --> 00:13:41,253
And I have to go buy the tree
with her in the night.

251
00:13:41,669 --> 00:13:45,371
It's like going to a death march
seven hours throughout the city.

252
00:13:46,027 --> 00:13:48,691
My daughter wants a girl
"Happy Princess" ...

253
00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:53,093
... and I've already searched everywhere,
and I do not know where he is.

254
00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:58,773
Where are you, girls?
Where is the "Happy Princess"?

255
00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:00,149
Oh my God...

256
00:14:00,449 --> 00:14:04,386
I know it's just a girl, but,
Christmas is killing me this year.

257
00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:08,275
Damn it!

258
00:14:25,093 --> 00:14:26,945
I can not do
This sober shit.

259
00:14:27,594 --> 00:14:28,521
Me neither.

260
00:14:29,095 --> 00:14:30,287
They want to get drunk
in the food area?

261
00:14:30,639 --> 00:14:32,043
- Of course I am!
- Yes.

262
00:14:32,294 --> 00:14:33,416
- Go Go.
- What fun.

263
00:14:41,501 --> 00:14:42,880
Do you know what drives me crazy?

264
00:14:43,179 --> 00:14:44,394
- Genital warts.
- What?

265
00:14:44,659 --> 00:14:46,782
- Genital warts.
- Do not.

266
00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:47,950
Carla, no.

267
00:14:48,105 --> 00:14:50,805
No, it drives me crazy
how do we press ...

268
00:14:51,136 --> 00:14:52,696
... to have a
Perfect Christmas

269
00:14:53,257 --> 00:14:55,955
- It's supposed to be fun.
-  S !

270
00:14:56,107 --> 00:15:00,724
Why am I responsible for buying
all the gifts of my family?

271
00:15:00,884 --> 00:15:02,743
- For being a woman?
- Exactly.

272
00:15:02,957 --> 00:15:04,771
- We are in 2017.
- That's what I thought.

273
00:15:04,982 --> 00:15:06,944
Why does not my husband buy him
the gift to your mom?

274
00:15:07,147 --> 00:15:08,302
I do not even like it.

275
00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:10,195
I blame my children
of your farts.

276
00:15:11,154 --> 00:15:12,239
You know what I do
with my son's fool?

277
00:15:13,030 --> 00:15:15,140
In November,
I enter your room ...

278
00:15:15,424 --> 00:15:18,999
... I look for a lot of nonsense,
I wrap them and give them to them at Christmas.

279
00:15:19,121 --> 00:15:20,464
- You do not even realize it.
- Is it serious?

280
00:15:20,611 --> 00:15:23,295
My God, I gave him the same glove
of baseball like nine times.

281
00:15:24,310 --> 00:15:26,374
And how bad are the gifts
What does your family give you?

282
00:15:26,558 --> 00:15:29,506
I spend months choosing the perfect gift
for each one...

283
00:15:29,670 --> 00:15:33,650
... and the only thing they give me are coupons
for a free back massage.

284
00:15:33,801 --> 00:15:35,363
That is very wrong.

285
00:15:35,571 --> 00:15:36,976
They know what my son gave me
last year?

286
00:15:37,197 --> 00:15:39,390
A box of
Ziploc bags.

287
00:15:39,687 --> 00:15:42,633
I think I'm going to wrap them
to give them this Christmas.

288
00:15:44,266 --> 00:15:48,979
I feel like a huge ball of
stress from November to New Year.

289
00:15:50,093 --> 00:15:52,005
I would like to enjoy again
Christmas.

290
00:15:52,872 --> 00:15:53,905
Yes.

291
00:15:57,741 --> 00:15:59,458
So then
let's do it

292
00:15:59,676 --> 00:16:00,646
What?

293
00:16:01,059 --> 00:16:04,466
What happens to us? We have not learned
nothing? This is stupidity.

294
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,613
I'm disappointed
of this trip.

295
00:16:07,454 --> 00:16:08,596
We are mothers

296
00:16:09,443 --> 00:16:11,847
And if things do not come out like
we want, what do we do?

297
00:16:11,982 --> 00:16:14,015
We hide
in the bathroom.

298
00:16:14,130 --> 00:16:16,171
- Do not.
- No, we do not do that.

299
00:16:16,417 --> 00:16:19,806
- No. We get up and fight.
- That's it. We fight

300
00:16:20,752 --> 00:16:23,602
If we want Christmas
be our way this year ...

301
00:16:24,121 --> 00:16:26,937
... then let's do it
our way.

302
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:30,080
No more perfect gifts, no more
perfect decorations.

303
00:16:30,225 --> 00:16:31,790
No more
nothing perfect.

304
00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:32,660
Fuck.

305
00:16:32,872 --> 00:16:34,199
We are going to recover
Christmas.

306
00:16:34,512 --> 00:16:37,134
We are going to show you our
back to Christmas.

307
00:16:38,283 --> 00:16:38,984
What?

308
00:16:39,163 --> 00:16:41,406
It did not go as planned,
but they understood me.

309
00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:43,561
- Yes, we understand you.
- Clear.

310
00:16:43,765 --> 00:16:44,802
To recover
Christmas!

311
00:16:45,063 --> 00:16:45,967
S !

312
00:16:52,570 --> 00:16:54,039
Happy Christmas!

313
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:57,604
Samples, samples!

314
00:16:59,329 --> 00:17:00,172
What?

315
00:17:01,307 --> 00:17:03,870
- Better.
- Better.

316
00:17:04,098 --> 00:17:05,323
What? What?

317
00:17:22,941 --> 00:17:24,758
All right. Who is next?

318
00:17:44,474 --> 00:17:45,230
Hears.

319
00:17:46,054 --> 00:17:48,811
Know which is better
for the vagina?

320
00:17:58,626 --> 00:18:00,164
Attention, customers!

321
00:18:01,628 --> 00:18:06,093
I'm drunk and hot.
I repeat I'm drunk and hot.

322
00:18:08,243 --> 00:18:09,290
Let's see Let's see

323
00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:26,196
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

324
00:18:26,419 --> 00:18:28,965
Shit. Wait. Wait.

325
00:18:29,166 --> 00:18:31,376
I have to go buy the tree
with my mom.

326
00:18:32,489 --> 00:18:34,393
It just occurred to me
a silly idea

327
00:18:55,657 --> 00:18:57,285
Here they have guys.

328
00:18:57,990 --> 00:18:59,178
- Popcorn.
- More.

329
00:18:59,492 --> 00:19:01,203
Listos? Look at that.

330
00:19:01,336 --> 00:19:02,492
All right.

331
00:19:02,747 --> 00:19:03,856
I like this, mam .

332
00:19:04,466 --> 00:19:06,338
Yes. We should pass all
Christmas as well.

333
00:19:06,561 --> 00:19:10,732
Yes, we can spend time together
and save us all the hassle?

334
00:19:10,964 --> 00:19:14,964
Do you know what?
I would like it very much.

335
00:19:15,178 --> 00:19:17,653
Jessie, you should spend Christmas
with us.

336
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:23,641
I do not know It is an important date.
I would not like to bother.

337
00:19:24,438 --> 00:19:26,625
Do not be strange, daddy.
Here we will be.

338
00:19:28,952 --> 00:19:30,196
Does it seem good to you?

339
00:19:30,706 --> 00:19:33,661
Yes, of course.
I would love it.

340
00:19:33,810 --> 00:19:35,555
- To me too.
- Perfect.

341
00:19:36,777 --> 00:19:37,895
Goodnight everyone...

342
00:19:38,923 --> 00:19:41,736
What in the name of God
is that?

343
00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:45,360
Our Christmas tree. I got it
in the ladies tennis shop.

344
00:19:45,494 --> 00:19:47,295
- Do you like it?
- I do not like it, Amy.

345
00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:49,077
I find it repulsive.

346
00:19:50,168 --> 00:19:52,586
What does this thing do
in your house?

347
00:19:52,698 --> 00:19:54,655
I did not want to waste my time
buying a tree

348
00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:56,501
I wanted to enjoy Christmas.

349
00:19:56,688 --> 00:19:57,917
Amy, you're a mom.

350
00:19:58,433 --> 00:20:01,402
The moms do not enjoy, they give joy.
That is being a mom.

351
00:20:01,523 --> 00:20:05,225
And this horrendous tree
It does not give anybody joy.

352
00:20:05,444 --> 00:20:07,871
I do not know, I like it.

353
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:09,116
- Thank you.
- Yes.

354
00:20:09,272 --> 00:20:11,570
Who are you and
why are you talking?

355
00:20:11,763 --> 00:20:13,708
Mam , you're nice, please.
It's Jessie. You already met him

356
00:20:13,908 --> 00:20:15,665
I am tired of
this conversation.

357
00:20:15,875 --> 00:20:18,799
But if you believe for a moment
I'm going to let your laziness ...

358
00:20:18,977 --> 00:20:22,368
... ruin Christmas for the whole family,
you are in a serious error.

359
00:20:23,645 --> 00:20:27,004
Good evening, children.
Have, iTunes card.

360
00:20:27,153 --> 00:20:30,017
Mam , seriously.
Stop giving them gifts.

361
00:20:31,005 --> 00:20:34,119
Cari o, did you see the ornaments?
They are like little shoes.

362
00:20:34,264 --> 00:20:38,244
Hank, I swear I'm going to take you to a
Fire station and I'll leave you there.

363
00:20:43,890 --> 00:20:44,971
- Hello.
- Hello.

364
00:20:47,491 --> 00:20:50,082
- What's your night?
- Very good.

365
00:20:50,239 --> 00:20:50,981
-  S ?
- Yes.

366
00:20:59,331 --> 00:21:00,644
You know grape soda.

367
00:21:00,867 --> 00:21:02,586
I already know. I took one
before going to bed.

368
00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:14,205
- Health.
- Health.

369
00:21:18,608 --> 00:21:19,541
Mam !

370
00:21:20,201 --> 00:21:21,180
Hi guys.

371
00:21:21,710 --> 00:21:23,267
What are you doing here?

372
00:21:23,434 --> 00:21:26,335
I came to see how you fell asleep,
as usual...

373
00:21:26,513 --> 00:21:28,816
... and they started acting
like monkeys in the zoo.

374
00:21:29,014 --> 00:21:30,767
You see me how I sleep
every night?

375
00:21:31,016 --> 00:21:33,871
Except after  Blue Bloods
I know it's your special night of sex.

376
00:21:34,968 --> 00:21:39,320
Cari o, I'm glad you have
a sex life so vibrant.

377
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:43,155
It is very important that t  and Kent
fuck with everything.

378
00:21:44,856 --> 00:21:46,087
And kent ...

379
00:21:46,324 --> 00:21:50,325
... I'm glad you can have
an erection again.

380
00:21:50,459 --> 00:21:51,555
Live!

381
00:21:53,825 --> 00:21:54,648
And Kiki ...

382
00:21:55,638 --> 00:21:57,519
... it has much bigger
that your daddy.

383
00:21:57,736 --> 00:22:00,808
Enough, mam . Go before my
husband does not have sex with me again

384
00:22:00,965 --> 00:22:01,897
Yes.

385
00:22:04,431 --> 00:22:07,134
Cari o, your dad liked that
I tickled the balls.

386
00:22:07,334 --> 00:22:08,856
He stops talking.

387
00:22:08,991 --> 00:22:12,400
- I come to see you later.
- No Please.

388
00:22:17,405 --> 00:22:18,343
Go

389
00:22:19,963 --> 00:22:22,893
- You have to talk to your mom.
- I know.

390
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:25,709
Need limits.

391
00:22:25,877 --> 00:22:27,608
Or at least a limit.

392
00:22:27,900 --> 00:22:30,275
Yes, but ...

393
00:22:31,546 --> 00:22:33,081
I do not want to hurt
feelings.

394
00:22:33,826 --> 00:22:38,384
And since my dad died,
I am your only family.

395
00:22:38,750 --> 00:22:43,361
I worry that if I take it away even if
a little, it would break your heart.

396
00:22:44,553 --> 00:22:46,432
He saw my erection, Kiki.

397
00:22:47,310 --> 00:22:48,255
Yes ...

398
00:22:48,257 --> 00:22:50,482
3 DAYS FOR
CHRISTMAS

399
00:22:55,858 --> 00:22:58,527
My God.
What ...?

400
00:23:03,470 --> 00:23:07,053
What the fuck ...?

401
00:23:23,496 --> 00:23:26,467
Move the chickens eight centimeters
on the left.

402
00:23:27,498 --> 00:23:29,429
Yes, yes.

403
00:23:29,831 --> 00:23:31,098
Mam ?

404
00:23:33,344 --> 00:23:34,279
What are you doing?

405
00:23:34,457 --> 00:23:38,981
Decorating your house properly,
because it seems you do not want to do it.

406
00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:41,383
Why my house has to be
properly decorated?

407
00:23:41,651 --> 00:23:45,176
A special Christmas is how you
You show your family that you love them.

408
00:23:45,576 --> 00:23:48,562
You do not want your children to think
They are not worth it and you do not want them.

409
00:23:48,785 --> 00:23:49,786
Of course not.

410
00:23:49,963 --> 00:23:55,113
It's the time when moms kill each other
for creating a magical world for their children.

411
00:23:55,244 --> 00:23:58,590
It's not a time for moms to
stay in pajamas to eat chocolate.

412
00:23:58,791 --> 00:24:02,293
- I do not even like chocolate.
- Then stop being a terrible mother.

413
00:24:02,894 --> 00:24:05,616
Guys, what do you think?
the Christmas procession?

414
00:24:05,872 --> 00:24:08,375
- It's incredible.
- Let her know how it works!

415
00:24:08,542 --> 00:24:09,443
He's going to love you, Amy.

416
00:24:09,597 --> 00:24:13,865
We are ready for the process.
Change.

417
00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:17,068
Do not worry, then I'll show you how it works.
It is in an application.

418
00:24:20,788 --> 00:24:22,459
You installed speakers.

419
00:24:22,604 --> 00:24:24,334
Wait. Wait.

420
00:24:39,313 --> 00:24:40,717
How much does this cost?

421
00:24:40,915 --> 00:24:43,729
The happiness of the children
It's priceless, Amy.

422
00:24:44,516 --> 00:24:46,098
It was very expensive.

423
00:24:46,349 --> 00:24:47,549
By God! Mam .

424
00:24:47,716 --> 00:24:49,450
Wait,
missing the grand finale!

425
00:24:55,421 --> 00:24:57,861
Are they partridges real?

426
00:24:58,061 --> 00:25:01,024
Of course. They do not have skills
of survival.

427
00:25:01,158 --> 00:25:02,491
In an hour they will be dead.

428
00:25:03,573 --> 00:25:04,426
All right.

429
00:25:04,621 --> 00:25:06,825
Take, guys.
Sweets for breakfast.

430
00:25:07,627 --> 00:25:08,768
Excuse me,  qu ?

431
00:25:09,028 --> 00:25:12,875
- Thanks grandma. I love you
- And I, you guys.

432
00:25:13,130 --> 00:25:17,512
Put more birds. I hate that they are
grays Make them all white.

433
00:25:18,033 --> 00:25:21,969
Can make them look happier
when do they fly? It's Christmas!

434
00:25:24,237 --> 00:25:26,337
Did your mom decorate your house?

435
00:25:26,492 --> 00:25:29,628
No no no.
This is not good

436
00:25:29,740 --> 00:25:32,983
What matters? Let her decorate.
Can you decorate afterwards?

437
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,353
It's not so much around the house.

438
00:25:34,541 --> 00:25:38,844
I'm 34 years old and my mom
keep telling me how to live my life.

439
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:40,743
Well, you have to
fight with her

440
00:25:42,242 --> 00:25:43,068
Is that ...?

441
00:25:43,490 --> 00:25:44,511
Physically?

442
00:25:44,645 --> 00:25:45,846
Right, Amy.

443
00:25:46,169 --> 00:25:48,019
I can teach you movements
karate physicists ...

444
00:25:48,270 --> 00:25:51,972
... but I'll keep on treating you like that
until you beat him.

445
00:25:52,128 --> 00:25:53,684
I do not want you to know
to my mom.

446
00:25:54,286 --> 00:25:57,408
- She's a 62-year-old woman ...
- It's fine.

447
00:25:57,653 --> 00:26:00,334
But at least you have to have
a serious conversation with her.

448
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,590
- It seems more legal to me.
- I know.

449
00:26:02,790 --> 00:26:04,469
And where is your dad?
In all this?

450
00:26:04,890 --> 00:26:07,659
My dad is a charm,
but it is totally under your control.

451
00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:10,320
There is no way
that he is on my side.

452
00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:12,790
Cari o, what a difficult thing.

453
00:26:13,562 --> 00:26:15,062
The moms
They are very strange.

454
00:26:15,964 --> 00:26:17,630
What Christmas
with your mom?

455
00:26:18,464 --> 00:26:19,264
You know...

456
00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:22,725
Well, I suppose.
Yes, I think.

457
00:26:24,202 --> 00:26:27,087
My mom cut herself and pulled her hair
exactly like mine.

458
00:26:28,225 --> 00:26:30,033
But that's normal, is not it?

459
00:26:30,237 --> 00:26:33,781
Your moms
Do they have the same hair style?

460
00:26:36,374 --> 00:26:40,031
Every time I think that I am
the most disturbed of this group ...

461
00:26:40,509 --> 00:26:43,259
... Kiki, you open your mouth ...

462
00:26:43,621 --> 00:26:46,991
... and then I think,
"I'm not very good".

463
00:26:50,815 --> 00:26:53,543
My mom and I are going to take
to the guys to  Sky Zone .

464
00:26:53,726 --> 00:26:54,428
Do you want to go?

465
00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:58,144
I have legally prohibited
approaching  Sky Zone , but ...

466
00:26:58,977 --> 00:27:00,276
... fuck. I'm in.

467
00:27:00,685 --> 00:27:02,319
-  Amy?
- I can not.

468
00:27:02,476 --> 00:27:05,734
I would love it, but my mom
is going to take us to see "The Nutcracker."

469
00:27:06,190 --> 00:27:07,123
I love "The Nutcracker."

470
00:27:07,535 --> 00:27:10,736
No, but not the version with the
Fairy of Az car.

471
00:27:11,036 --> 00:27:14,952
The original, the version spoken in Russian
that lasts five hours ...

472
00:27:15,532 --> 00:27:17,905
... in which almost all die.
It is awful.

473
00:27:18,296 --> 00:27:19,751
- Why do not you just go?
- No my God.

474
00:27:20,232 --> 00:27:23,388
He would never forgive me.
So it's much easier.

475
00:27:23,737 --> 00:27:26,766
Girls, we were not going to recover
Christmas this year?

476
00:27:27,201 --> 00:27:27,902
Yes.

477
00:27:28,584 --> 00:27:31,102
I'm asking it seriously, because
I got so drunk in the middle ...

478
00:27:31,381 --> 00:27:34,205
... commercial that I do not remember
if we talk about it or it was something that is.

479
00:27:36,481 --> 00:27:37,806
Shit, I'm late
for work.

480
00:27:38,114 --> 00:27:40,419
They want to see what
I have been doing?

481
00:27:41,173 --> 00:27:42,507
Happy Holidays.

482
00:27:42,730 --> 00:27:43,596
Oh my God...

483
00:27:46,988 --> 00:27:47,778
Carla!

484
00:27:47,955 --> 00:27:49,449
It broke my whistle!

485
00:27:49,967 --> 00:27:52,423
- Take it, take it.
- I'm leaving. I'm leaving.

486
00:28:03,076 --> 00:28:05,263
- Hello, dear.
-  Mam !

487
00:28:06,464 --> 00:28:08,753
- What are you doing here?
- What does it look like?

488
00:28:08,988 --> 00:28:11,368
I'm waiting for my daughter
I fix the nails for free.

489
00:28:13,325 --> 00:28:15,438
- Free  Manicure?
- Yes.

490
00:28:17,282 --> 00:28:18,671
Well, at least
I'm not going to wax your pussy.

491
00:28:19,328 --> 00:28:20,635
Maybe next time.

492
00:28:20,785 --> 00:28:21,539
It's fine.

493
00:28:22,830 --> 00:28:25,341
Cuéntame,  sales with someone?

494
00:28:25,586 --> 00:28:28,825
Well, there were a couple of things
with school pap s.

495
00:28:29,206 --> 00:28:30,688
But it is complicated.

496
00:28:31,968 --> 00:28:35,780
In addition, Christmas is the best
time of year to be single.

497
00:28:36,506 --> 00:28:40,064
I'm going to the mall
and I see those couples ...

498
00:28:40,688 --> 00:28:43,684
... holding hands ...

499
00:28:46,818 --> 00:28:50,577
... with scarves
and feeding yourself ...

500
00:28:51,899 --> 00:28:53,600
... and watching jewelry.

501
00:28:55,246 --> 00:28:57,313
"Every kiss requires a jewel."

502
00:28:57,625 --> 00:28:59,370
- Stop.
- What?

503
00:29:00,099 --> 00:29:02,598
- You're alone alone.
- No!

504
00:29:03,147 --> 00:29:06,174
Listen, rocanrolera life
It is not for everyone.

505
00:29:06,452 --> 00:29:10,255
I'm a super rocanrolera.
Today I woke up in a park.

506
00:29:10,555 --> 00:29:11,255
Carla.

507
00:29:11,855 --> 00:29:13,532
I found fat-free snacks
in your kitchen

508
00:29:15,086 --> 00:29:16,647
They are for my son.

509
00:29:17,658 --> 00:29:19,111
It is most healthy.

510
00:29:20,692 --> 00:29:22,261
They say it's very good
for the heart.

511
00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:25,478
- You really care about your son, do not you?
- Yes.

512
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:30,989
Most people
They care about their children, mam .

513
00:29:31,241 --> 00:29:35,049
Whatever. I do not understand fashions
of the pap s now.

514
00:29:41,002 --> 00:29:42,009
And how have you been?

515
00:29:42,876 --> 00:29:45,107
I've been better,
in fact.

516
00:29:45,416 --> 00:29:49,652
There is something that has me excited,
but I need money for it ...

517
00:29:49,971 --> 00:29:51,449
Ah, come on

518
00:29:51,754 --> 00:29:53,726
- What?
- You always do the same.

519
00:29:53,964 --> 00:29:54,771
What?

520
00:29:55,877 --> 00:29:58,384
You appear in my life,
you ask me for money ...

521
00:29:58,571 --> 00:30:00,645
... I give it to you, you bet ...

522
00:30:00,931 --> 00:30:04,248
... you leave me and then you come back
to ask me more ...

523
00:30:04,510 --> 00:30:06,573
... I give you again
because I'm an idiot ...

524
00:30:06,917 --> 00:30:09,997
It is a real opportunity
of business.

525
00:30:11,130 --> 00:30:12,094
How much do you need?

526
00:30:12,419 --> 00:30:14,329
Not much.
About five thousand.

527
00:30:14,732 --> 00:30:17,234
For real. Between five and ten thousand.
Fifteen, maximum.

528
00:30:19,634 --> 00:30:20,630
I'll think about it.

529
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:21,820
Good!

530
00:30:24,877 --> 00:30:27,771
Heavens, you have
very good things here.

531
00:30:28,496 --> 00:30:30,425
What an elegant place.

532
00:30:31,517 --> 00:30:33,292
I wish I had brought my bag.

533
00:30:43,435 --> 00:30:45,468
Why do we have to go see
"The Nutcracker" in Russian?

534
00:30:45,806 --> 00:30:46,904
We are not even Russians.

535
00:30:47,069 --> 00:30:49,995
The Russian version
It is the authentic one.

536
00:30:50,429 --> 00:30:53,707
Not Disney's
with so many dances and happiness.

537
00:30:55,505 --> 00:30:57,407
Does it really last five hours?

538
00:30:57,955 --> 00:30:59,944
Yes, and you will enjoy
each minute.

539
00:31:00,178 --> 00:31:02,291
Listen to this beautiful music.

540
00:31:06,159 --> 00:31:09,237
This piece is called,
"When they kill Boris."

541
00:31:09,538 --> 00:31:11,524
It seems that
Someone is screaming at us.

542
00:31:12,016 --> 00:31:13,355
Why can not we
Do something fun?

543
00:31:20,656 --> 00:31:22,279
Where are you going?
The theater is on the right.

544
00:31:22,579 --> 00:31:24,103
I already know.
We do not go to the theater.

545
00:31:24,369 --> 00:31:26,431
- Where are you taking us?
- You'll see.

546
00:31:48,113 --> 00:31:49,724
Merry Christmas.
Welcome to  Sky Zone .

547
00:31:50,929 --> 00:31:51,874
- Three children tickets?
- Yes.

548
00:31:52,283 --> 00:31:55,249
No no.
In fact, let's all go in.

549
00:31:55,565 --> 00:31:58,528
Of course not.
This place stinks of cloth.

550
00:31:59,235 --> 00:32:01,043
Amy! They came!

551
00:32:01,443 --> 00:32:04,254
- I'm glad you're here.
- To me too.

552
00:32:04,645 --> 00:32:07,645
My mom is going to kill me
while I sleep, but it's worth it.

553
00:32:07,945 --> 00:32:09,953
- Hi, I'm Carla's mom.
- Hi, Isis.

554
00:32:10,221 --> 00:32:11,827
- Yes, yes.
- Pleasure.

555
00:32:12,151 --> 00:32:15,951
Hi. You must be Amy's mom.
I'm carla.

556
00:32:16,252 --> 00:32:18,151
Jaxon, honey.
Mam  needs more alcohol.

557
00:32:18,608 --> 00:32:21,135
- Good idea. Also for me.
- It's my son, Jaxon.

558
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:24,123
And my mom, Isis.

559
00:32:24,488 --> 00:32:26,757
Hi. Ruth
Like Judge Ruth Bader Ginsberg.

560
00:32:27,725 --> 00:32:30,559
Isis
As the terrorist group.

561
00:32:31,977 --> 00:32:33,337
She is my mom, Sandy.

562
00:32:34,259 --> 00:32:35,238
-  Amy!
- Hello.

563
00:32:35,452 --> 00:32:37,832
I've heard a lot about you.

564
00:32:38,329 --> 00:32:41,187
Heavens, they really have
the same haircut.

565
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:45,256
Hi, I'm Ruth.
Amy's mom.

566
00:32:46,027 --> 00:32:48,620
I'm Jessie. Literally, I was
in the car with you.

567
00:32:50,590 --> 00:32:52,848
Come on, who wants
Christmas fun?

568
00:34:06,509 --> 00:34:08,110
Hello Ruth.
We brought you a churro.

569
00:34:08,943 --> 00:34:10,219
- Do you want?
- No thanks.

570
00:34:10,737 --> 00:34:11,805
What a fun place.

571
00:34:12,112 --> 00:34:13,957
I never went to something like that
when I was a child

572
00:34:14,394 --> 00:34:15,321
By God, no.

573
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:18,739
When I was a child, we went to the quarry
and we made things explode.

574
00:34:19,215 --> 00:34:20,305
How nice.

575
00:34:20,681 --> 00:34:23,918
Where are they from? I am from Ottawa,
who is in Canada.

576
00:34:24,152 --> 00:34:28,321
My husband Dirk wanted a city life,
and we moved to Bismark, North Dakota.

577
00:34:28,889 --> 00:34:31,987
Then I had Kiki
when I was barely eighteen years old.

578
00:34:32,392 --> 00:34:33,485
And then Dirk died ...

579
00:34:34,122 --> 00:34:35,763
He had a slow and painful death.

580
00:34:36,001 --> 00:34:38,605
Although some day
We are all going to die, alone and fearful.

581
00:34:39,271 --> 00:34:40,797
- Where are you from, Ruth?
- Chicago.

582
00:34:41,901 --> 00:34:43,460
- The city of the lights.
- The city of winds.

583
00:34:43,839 --> 00:34:46,484
Well, Bismarck is told
"The city of the old whites".

584
00:34:46,842 --> 00:34:48,364
You are very strange.

585
00:34:48,730 --> 00:34:50,777
Ruth, did you enjoy growing up in Chicago?

586
00:34:50,999 --> 00:34:53,133
No. My mom
She is a terrible woman.

587
00:34:54,533 --> 00:34:57,569
One time I hit
for wearing open shoes on a sailboat.

588
00:34:57,942 --> 00:34:59,215
Well, they were different times.

589
00:34:59,532 --> 00:35:00,443
It was two months ago.

590
00:35:02,449 --> 00:35:04,266
My daughter thinks that
I'm very hard with her ...

591
00:35:04,539 --> 00:35:06,895
... but has no idea
of what I lived with my mother.

592
00:35:07,608 --> 00:35:11,227
At fifteen years
He pierced my ears, and told me bitch.

593
00:35:11,844 --> 00:35:13,927
He sent me to a boarding school
abroad.

594
00:35:14,078 --> 00:35:15,745
- In Croatia.
-  Croatia?

595
00:35:15,938 --> 00:35:17,135
That is to be hard.

596
00:35:17,508 --> 00:35:18,462
Where are you from, Isis?

597
00:35:18,748 --> 00:35:20,796
I do not know, everywhere.
I never knew my parents.

598
00:35:21,051 --> 00:35:24,427
Basically I grew up alone
with my wit and my tits.

599
00:35:25,548 --> 00:35:27,239
Oh, how unpleasant.

600
00:35:27,433 --> 00:35:31,018
No, I loaded the instruments
of REO Speedwagon for fifteen years.

601
00:35:32,933 --> 00:35:34,754
Isis, you can not
smoke cigarettes here.

602
00:35:35,677 --> 00:35:37,599
- Well, it's not a cigarette. Do you want?
- No!

603
00:35:38,226 --> 00:35:40,612
- You want?
- No thanks.

604
00:35:40,857 --> 00:35:41,691
Whatever.

605
00:35:42,881 --> 00:35:45,175
Where are they going?
on Christmas' Eve?

606
00:35:45,482 --> 00:35:48,961
We always go to Mass to Our Lady
of Perpetual Suffering.

607
00:35:49,211 --> 00:35:50,963
It is the best mass in the city.

608
00:35:51,447 --> 00:35:52,948
- What good. See you there.
- What?

609
00:35:53,397 --> 00:35:56,064
I like to make new friends.

610
00:35:57,022 --> 00:35:57,967
Do you want to play "the burned"?

611
00:35:58,323 --> 00:36:00,068
No, honey.
Grandmothers do not play that.

612
00:36:00,289 --> 00:36:01,402
What the fuck did he say?

613
00:36:01,724 --> 00:36:05,771
- He said grandmothers do not play that.
- I understood, but I do play. Yes, we play.

614
00:36:05,804 --> 00:36:06,506
Come on.

615
00:37:59,696 --> 00:38:01,891
Tonight
It was a complete farce.

616
00:38:05,333 --> 00:38:06,649
Do you find it funny, Hank?

617
00:38:07,190 --> 00:38:09,758
Tambi n would be funny to change
your pills for the heart?

618
00:38:10,373 --> 00:38:11,692
God, I love ...

619
00:38:11,959 --> 00:38:15,272
I can not believe Amy trying
ruin Christmas this year.

620
00:38:15,439 --> 00:38:17,640
I'll have to
redouble efforts.

621
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:20,308
Or stop fighting with her and we could
have a cute Christmas.

622
00:38:20,537 --> 00:38:23,693
- Do you think I enjoy fighting with my daughter?
-  S !

623
00:38:23,898 --> 00:38:25,233
It is not like that.

624
00:38:26,156 --> 00:38:30,753
I just try to give my grandchildren the
Wonderful Christmas they deserve.

625
00:38:31,769 --> 00:38:35,546
It's your first Christmas without your dad,
and if it's perfect ...

626
00:38:35,681 --> 00:38:37,883
... you will know that everything
it's going to be OK.

627
00:38:38,795 --> 00:38:43,007
If our daughter organizes a Christmas
mediocre, it will disconcert the boys ...

628
00:38:43,153 --> 00:38:47,121
... and they could fall into a spiral
of fear, depression and drugs.

629
00:38:47,322 --> 00:38:48,299
It's fine.

630
00:38:49,384 --> 00:38:51,536
But the boys
They looked very happy.

631
00:38:51,701 --> 00:38:54,592
They would have been happier in
"The Nutcracker" Russian, Hank.

632
00:38:54,802 --> 00:38:58,041
My Christmas style is lovely
and magic ...

633
00:38:58,338 --> 00:39:01,889
... and Amy's Christmas style
It is lazy and shameful.

634
00:39:02,295 --> 00:39:05,608
My style is better and it is the one that will win,
because I always win.

635
00:39:05,765 --> 00:39:07,827
I'm glad that everything
It's because of the guys.

636
00:39:08,010 --> 00:39:10,258
Hank, I'm Amy's mom.

637
00:39:10,561 --> 00:39:15,025
It is my duty to motivate her to be
The best possible mom.

638
00:39:15,314 --> 00:39:20,403
Cr eme, some day you will thank me with
an emotional speech in a public place.

639
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:24,739
- Have you finished ironing my pajamas?
- Yes, Ruth.

640
00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:27,675
Keep warm

641
00:39:29,176 --> 00:39:31,360
I'm sorry you're upset.

642
00:39:32,445 --> 00:39:33,437
Thank you.

643
00:39:35,457 --> 00:39:36,858
Quiet.

644
00:39:41,427 --> 00:39:43,432
You're crumpling my pajamas.

645
00:39:44,885 --> 00:39:47,415
- I'm going to prepare your toothbrush.
- Thank you.

646
00:39:49,341 --> 00:39:52,713
2 DAYS FOR
CHRISTMAS

647
00:39:52,796 --> 00:39:55,856
My God. No more coos.
Please God, no more coos.

648
00:39:56,642 --> 00:39:59,170
-  S ?
- Hello.

649
00:39:59,892 --> 00:40:00,809
Are you Carla?

650
00:40:04,324 --> 00:40:06,196
Yes, it's me.

651
00:40:06,452 --> 00:40:08,597
- And who are you?
- Ty Swindel.

652
00:40:09,330 --> 00:40:10,673
I want to pluck the balls.

653
00:40:10,821 --> 00:40:14,587
What good news.
Go up to the table, Ty Swindel.

654
00:40:15,156 --> 00:40:16,119
Sure thanks.

655
00:40:17,903 --> 00:40:18,802
All right.

656
00:40:19,046 --> 00:40:22,503
You already shaved your balls,
Ty?

657
00:40:22,604 --> 00:40:27,683
Yes, I'm an exotic dancer.
I need everything to be soft always.

658
00:40:27,907 --> 00:40:28,828
Yes, I understand.

659
00:40:29,030 --> 00:40:33,339
I'm going to take off your towel
to apply the wax ...

660
00:40:34,010 --> 00:40:35,834
Come to me my goddamn God!

661
00:40:36,112 --> 00:40:39,602
Look at the size of that thing.
It looks like parking cone.

662
00:40:39,781 --> 00:40:43,705
Excuse me, I forgot to tell you.
I know it scares some.

663
00:40:43,837 --> 00:40:45,838
I'm not frightened.
I'm going to need more ...

664
00:40:46,517 --> 00:40:48,648
- Much more wax.
- All right.

665
00:40:49,311 --> 00:40:51,212
- Let me have a second.
- Clear.

666
00:40:52,953 --> 00:40:53,932
Go All right.

667
00:40:55,966 --> 00:40:58,462
Who shaves your balls?

668
00:40:58,623 --> 00:41:01,232
Someone in Cleveland,
I am from there.

669
00:41:01,637 --> 00:41:02,448
Can not be.

670
00:41:02,624 --> 00:41:04,432
- What?
- I'm from Edgewater.

671
00:41:04,746 --> 00:41:05,840
- Are you from Edgewater?
- Yes.

672
00:41:06,027 --> 00:41:08,272
- I'm from Tremont.
- My God. The world is small.

673
00:41:08,469 --> 00:41:09,907
- It's incredible.
- What did I miss?

674
00:41:11,063 --> 00:41:11,950
True?

675
00:41:12,208 --> 00:41:13,274
Heavens.

676
00:41:13,475 --> 00:41:17,495
- Lift your penis a little ...
- Clear.

677
00:41:18,632 --> 00:41:19,633
Perfect.

678
00:41:19,825 --> 00:41:22,135
What brings you to Chicago,
Ty?

679
00:41:22,257 --> 00:41:24,637
I came to a contest
of Santa Sexy.

680
00:41:24,881 --> 00:41:27,228
What good.

681
00:41:27,350 --> 00:41:29,239
Maybe it hurts a little.

682
00:41:37,142 --> 00:41:39,410
How are you doing
to dance?

683
00:41:39,644 --> 00:41:42,314
Actually, I'm a fireman.
That's what I do.

684
00:41:42,579 --> 00:41:43,823
I think so.

685
00:41:44,091 --> 00:41:47,082
A few years ago we attended
a fire in a strip club ...

686
00:41:47,306 --> 00:41:48,895
... and the owner approached me.

687
00:41:49,172 --> 00:41:52,924
He asked me his tape
a huge penis.

688
00:41:54,553 --> 00:41:55,798
I told him that I know.

689
00:41:56,087 --> 00:41:58,228
The rest is history.

690
00:41:59,410 --> 00:42:02,145
- What a beautiful story, Ty.
- Thank you.

691
00:42:04,401 --> 00:42:05,505
All right,
it's going to burn

692
00:42:07,692 --> 00:42:10,917
- The holidays, huh?
- I know.

693
00:42:11,062 --> 00:42:12,528
Do you have plans with your girlfriend?

694
00:42:12,762 --> 00:42:15,351
I wish
I wish I had a girlfriend.

695
00:42:15,543 --> 00:42:19,263
Women see me as
a sexual object and they go.

696
00:42:19,999 --> 00:42:20,887
Do you know?

697
00:42:21,121 --> 00:42:23,931
I dance with basketball
and a thong.

698
00:42:24,168 --> 00:42:26,439
Does not mean that no
have feelings

699
00:42:26,568 --> 00:42:27,519
Clear.

700
00:42:29,949 --> 00:42:30,816
I understand you.

701
00:42:31,579 --> 00:42:32,565
I do not know what you have.

702
00:42:32,938 --> 00:42:36,985
It's easy to talk to you. I can open.
Being my self. I like it.

703
00:42:38,060 --> 00:42:39,958
I feel the same,
Ty.

704
00:42:44,656 --> 00:42:47,569
I'm going to need you to upload
the legs...

705
00:42:47,683 --> 00:42:50,168
... to reach the scrotum and the ass.

706
00:42:50,472 --> 00:42:51,985
- Clear.
- Perfect, thanks.

707
00:42:53,549 --> 00:42:56,597
- Let's remove this.
- Ah, come on. Very good. Very good.

708
00:42:56,785 --> 00:43:01,913
Carla, at the risk of being
unwise...

709
00:43:02,641 --> 00:43:06,648
... you would join me in the contest
of Sexy Santa tonight?

710
00:43:07,490 --> 00:43:10,517
I'm not dating clients, Ty.
I have a very strict code.

711
00:43:11,871 --> 00:43:15,875
Clear. Are you kidding?
I understand And you should ...

712
00:43:15,994 --> 00:43:18,985
I'm kidding, Ty.
I do not have any code.

713
00:43:19,497 --> 00:43:21,375
I'm shaving your ass.

714
00:43:21,598 --> 00:43:23,265
I would love to go to
your contest

715
00:43:23,399 --> 00:43:26,177
- Really?
-  S !

716
00:43:26,377 --> 00:43:28,000
My God.
It is fun and beautiful.

717
00:43:28,113 --> 00:43:30,052
It is not a combination
easy to find.

718
00:43:30,692 --> 00:43:33,703
Nor is this combination seen
frequently.

719
00:43:34,720 --> 00:43:36,165
Then it's a date.
See you at night.

720
00:43:37,006 --> 00:43:38,240
It's a date.

721
00:43:39,762 --> 00:43:41,063
You want me to help you ...

722
00:43:41,308 --> 00:43:43,043
... and spread my buttocks for you?

723
00:43:43,732 --> 00:43:44,643
Thank you.

724
00:43:46,111 --> 00:43:49,846
Nobody had offered to separate
his buttocks for me.

725
00:43:52,114 --> 00:43:54,341
I can do it for you
When you want, Carla.

726
00:43:57,116 --> 00:43:59,662
Where did you come from,
Ty Swindle?

727
00:44:05,222 --> 00:44:09,009
FAMILY THERAPY
ELIZABETH KARL

728
00:44:09,327 --> 00:44:10,868
What brings them here,
Kiki?

729
00:44:11,347 --> 00:44:14,513
Well, my mom and I are
very united.

730
00:44:14,824 --> 00:44:16,615
And we would like ...

731
00:44:16,982 --> 00:44:19,858
- Be more united.
- No no.

732
00:44:20,206 --> 00:44:24,219
I think we'd like to be a little
more independent.

733
00:44:24,508 --> 00:44:25,494
United.

734
00:44:26,432 --> 00:44:30,085
Sandy, tell me about your relationship
with your daughter.

735
00:44:30,434 --> 00:44:33,249
My God,
It's my favorite subject

736
00:44:35,258 --> 00:44:37,437
I had Kiki at
eighteen years ...

737
00:44:37,637 --> 00:44:39,582
... and when the nurse put it
in my chest ...

738
00:44:39,717 --> 00:44:41,239
... I looked at her and said:

739
00:44:41,518 --> 00:44:43,299
"You will be my best friend
forever".

740
00:44:45,133 --> 00:44:47,492
Is that normal?
"My best friend forever".

741
00:44:47,843 --> 00:44:50,406
We do not like to use
the word "normal".

742
00:44:53,546 --> 00:44:57,104
Kiki and I have always been
super united ...

743
00:44:57,248 --> 00:44:58,749
... because basically
we have the same age.

744
00:44:59,203 --> 00:45:03,982
After my husband died
we join much more.

745
00:45:04,707 --> 00:45:06,331
We went together to
school dance.

746
00:45:06,529 --> 00:45:07,446
Go

747
00:45:08,287 --> 00:45:09,165
All right.

748
00:45:09,521 --> 00:45:14,325
Kiki, what do you feel about that?
to this union?

749
00:45:14,555 --> 00:45:15,667
- Good...
- It feels great.

750
00:45:15,957 --> 00:45:18,202
Who would not want to be
Your mom's best friend?

751
00:45:18,581 --> 00:45:20,177
- I love my mom a lot.
- Thanks, honey.

752
00:45:20,460 --> 00:45:21,558
- For real.
- Thank you.

753
00:45:21,888 --> 00:45:24,300
But sometimes I think
that exaggerates a bit.

754
00:45:24,405 --> 00:45:25,106
What?

755
00:45:25,896 --> 00:45:26,844
When?

756
00:45:27,564 --> 00:45:31,165
When you saw Kent and me
having sex.

757
00:45:31,459 --> 00:45:32,653
V lgame.

758
00:45:32,866 --> 00:45:35,350
I want to know what happens with your life.
Does that have something wrong?

759
00:45:35,667 --> 00:45:40,043
No. But sometimes I need
a little space

760
00:45:42,669 --> 00:45:44,193
I do not understand what
It's happening.

761
00:45:45,273 --> 00:45:48,018
- Why are you attacking me?
- I'm not attacking you.

762
00:45:48,275 --> 00:45:52,599
I'm just saying it would not be bad
have certain limits.

763
00:45:52,810 --> 00:45:54,126
I have cancer.

764
00:45:55,746 --> 00:45:57,131
C ncer?

765
00:45:57,747 --> 00:45:59,661
Oh my God.
What kind of cancer?

766
00:46:02,512 --> 00:46:03,716
From the heart.

767
00:46:04,715 --> 00:46:05,883
Cancer

768
00:46:09,284 --> 00:46:10,484
- Heart cancer.
- That's it.

769
00:46:10,807 --> 00:46:12,286
Phase twelve.

770
00:46:12,998 --> 00:46:17,979
Maybe your heart without cancer can be
kind to me before I die.

771
00:46:19,123 --> 00:46:22,492
I'm so sorry, mam .
I had no idea

772
00:46:22,811 --> 00:46:24,004
I already know.

773
00:46:24,616 --> 00:46:25,794
I already know.

774
00:46:26,328 --> 00:46:27,424
My God.

775
00:46:30,497 --> 00:46:31,473
Mam .

776
00:46:32,030 --> 00:46:33,039
Oh, Keeks.

777
00:46:33,697 --> 00:46:36,391
Kiki, no, no. Keeks

778
00:46:37,021 --> 00:46:38,304
It's fine.
I do not have cancer

779
00:46:38,501 --> 00:46:39,241
What?

780
00:46:39,501 --> 00:46:40,533
I knew it.

781
00:46:40,821 --> 00:46:44,743
But imagine that I know. What would you feel?
being so cruel to your mom?

782
00:46:45,109 --> 00:46:46,438
I do not want to be cruel.

783
00:46:46,667 --> 00:46:49,506
I want a sincere conversation
about our relationship.

784
00:46:49,806 --> 00:46:52,377
- I have cancer again.
- No, it does not work the second time.

785
00:46:52,709 --> 00:46:55,315
- I have polio.
- I think he has a cure.

786
00:46:55,609 --> 00:46:57,711
I have bubonic plague.
I have herpes.

787
00:46:58,010 --> 00:46:59,640
- Mam ...
- I have bird flu.

788
00:46:59,913 --> 00:47:01,758
- You finished?
- I have amblyopia.

789
00:47:02,035 --> 00:47:03,015
Mam !

790
00:47:03,267 --> 00:47:05,882
Please! We can talk about
our relationship?

791
00:47:06,015 --> 00:47:07,628
I want to solve it with you.

792
00:47:07,907 --> 00:47:08,903
Yes.

793
00:47:09,628 --> 00:47:12,118
Agree. Yes.

794
00:47:12,361 --> 00:47:13,692
- Really?
- Yes.

795
00:47:13,952 --> 00:47:15,660
- I want to solve it with you.
- Is it serious?

796
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:18,895
I'm going fast to
I bathe and return.

797
00:47:19,144 --> 00:47:20,145
It's fine.

798
00:47:34,375 --> 00:47:35,838
It will not come back,
Right?

799
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:37,170
Do not.

800
00:47:38,095 --> 00:47:39,622
What's wrong with him?

801
00:47:40,132 --> 00:47:41,578
Do you really want to know?

802
00:47:42,034 --> 00:47:42,908
Yes.

803
00:47:43,335 --> 00:47:46,209
Probably your mom was pretty
normal before you have

804
00:47:46,436 --> 00:47:47,530
But then you were born.

805
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:51,264
You did not sleep six months
and she did not sleep for six months.

806
00:47:51,503 --> 00:47:55,746
You did not want to eat and when you ate,
you vomited on your clothes.

807
00:47:56,036 --> 00:47:57,876
That drove me crazy
little to your mam .

808
00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:00,533
You fell off the bicycle
and you broke your arm.

809
00:48:00,744 --> 00:48:01,926
They bothered you
at school.

810
00:48:02,217 --> 00:48:05,681
And you started dating that guy
I missed with that thing in my nose.

811
00:48:05,879 --> 00:48:09,003
And all that, madness
a little more to your mom.

812
00:48:09,292 --> 00:48:12,350
You got married and you bought a house
that you can not pay ...

813
00:48:12,548 --> 00:48:15,667
... and you have children who never say
"please" or "thank you".

814
00:48:15,884 --> 00:48:17,319
Curse,
they can not even read.

815
00:48:17,630 --> 00:48:20,743
All that went crazy
your mom a lot more.

816
00:48:21,053 --> 00:48:23,272
And now you come to my office
and questions:

817
00:48:23,409 --> 00:48:26,258
"Doctor Karl, why my mom?
Are you so crazy? "

818
00:48:26,586 --> 00:48:27,995
And the answer is:

819
00:48:29,481 --> 00:48:32,100
For you, motherfucker.
You drove your mom crazy.

820
00:48:32,437 --> 00:48:36,507
That's how I'm kind to her,
because you were the one who bothered her.

821
00:48:40,797 --> 00:48:43,572
We are going to dominate the contest
of carols.

822
00:48:44,976 --> 00:48:46,234
What are you wearing?

823
00:48:46,495 --> 00:48:49,729
Cari o, if you want to win the Cup,
You need a theme

824
00:48:49,951 --> 00:48:53,989
That's why we're going to go characters
of "Christmas Tales".

825
00:48:54,226 --> 00:48:56,330
- My God.
- Dylan, you'll be the ghost.

826
00:48:56,974 --> 00:48:59,797
Jane, you're the ghost
of Christmas present.

827
00:49:00,042 --> 00:49:02,577
- Great
- Amy, you'll be Scrooge.

828
00:49:04,570 --> 00:49:05,854
Thanks, mam .

829
00:49:06,084 --> 00:49:09,078
I think it's appropriate, given that
this year you hate Christmas so much.

830
00:49:09,490 --> 00:49:11,236
Mam ,
I do not hate Christmas.

831
00:49:11,476 --> 00:49:15,160
Here they have the music. I hope that
all learn the songs.

832
00:49:15,338 --> 00:49:16,882
They are many songs.

833
00:49:17,139 --> 00:49:18,984
All the houses in Westbury
They vote for the winner.

834
00:49:19,184 --> 00:49:22,166
So we have to go
at least 300 houses.

835
00:49:22,964 --> 00:49:23,985
Three hundred!

836
00:49:24,187 --> 00:49:27,319
Do not worry We have reinforcements.
Go ahead, everyone.

837
00:49:27,622 --> 00:49:31,290
Please,
receive the choir of Chicago.

838
00:49:31,554 --> 00:49:33,359
Have you hired professionals?

839
00:49:33,692 --> 00:49:35,992
I did what it took to succeed.
Amy

840
00:49:36,260 --> 00:49:37,798
You should try it sometime.

841
00:49:38,094 --> 00:49:38,836
It's fine.

842
00:49:39,116 --> 00:49:39,994
Let's sing.

843
00:49:40,318 --> 00:49:43,108
But I do not plan to use
that ridiculous disguise.

844
00:49:46,433 --> 00:49:48,106
It takes me the fuck.

845
00:49:55,604 --> 00:49:57,416
Boys, more carols.

846
00:49:57,626 --> 00:49:59,619
Read your part,
Scrooge

847
00:50:01,305 --> 00:50:02,237
Do it!

848
00:50:05,562 --> 00:50:07,966
I'm Ebenezer Scrooge
and I hate Christmas ...

849
00:50:08,132 --> 00:50:09,706
... because it implies
a lot of work and I'm lazy.

850
00:50:10,250 --> 00:50:13,502
Please, Mr. Scrooge.
Listen to our song.

851
00:50:13,711 --> 00:50:18,070
Allow your heart to soften.
Two three four...

852
00:50:18,670 --> 00:50:22,237
We wish you merry Christmas.

853
00:50:22,413 --> 00:50:25,319
We wish you merry Christmas.

854
00:50:25,620 --> 00:50:28,206
We wish you merry Christmas.

855
00:50:28,464 --> 00:50:31,389
And a happy New Year.

856
00:50:31,866 --> 00:50:37,135
Good news for you
and his children.

857
00:50:37,447 --> 00:50:40,812
S !
Good news at Christmas.

858
00:50:40,882 --> 00:50:43,079
- What the fuck is going on?
- And a happy New Year.

859
00:50:43,296 --> 00:50:44,165
All!

860
00:51:00,479 --> 00:51:04,581
I am Ebenezer Scrooge and I hate
Christmas because it implies ...

861
00:51:04,682 --> 00:51:05,919
Amy?

862
00:51:07,574 --> 00:51:08,986
Shit.

863
00:51:09,242 --> 00:51:11,976
What the fuck are you using?

864
00:51:12,509 --> 00:51:14,761
My mom forced me.

865
00:51:15,043 --> 00:51:17,246
My dear, you look fantastic.
Really.

866
00:51:17,403 --> 00:51:19,413
In fact, it is better than
you used in school.

867
00:51:19,591 --> 00:51:22,221
- Girls, come a moment.
- No, it's fine. Stay there.

868
00:51:22,416 --> 00:51:25,305
It's Amy Mitchell. She is dressed
like a fat old man.

869
00:51:25,483 --> 00:51:27,094
Actually I'm supposed to be
Scrooge, but ...

870
00:51:27,328 --> 00:51:29,398
They do not laugh. She's my friend.
Do not be rude

871
00:51:29,773 --> 00:51:33,588
Dear, this goes straight to Instagram.
Wait, in profile.

872
00:51:33,966 --> 00:51:34,706
All right.

873
00:51:34,955 --> 00:51:36,857
You can pucker a
little lips?

874
00:51:37,067 --> 00:51:38,846
I am going to kill me,
that's how ...

875
00:51:39,007 --> 00:51:40,864
I'm going to put a filter so that
do not look so tired

876
00:51:41,503 --> 00:51:43,051
Thanks for the visit,
Amy

877
00:51:43,238 --> 00:51:45,661
- Adi s.
- I will not let you forget this.

878
00:51:45,904 --> 00:51:47,967
- You know.
- Clear.

879
00:51:48,507 --> 00:51:50,734
Did he have a penis on his face?

880
00:51:51,386 --> 00:51:52,337
CALL OF VILLANCICOS DE WESTBURY

881
00:51:53,566 --> 00:51:56,588
I think it was a great success.

882
00:51:56,767 --> 00:51:58,584
Mam ,
This is not working.

883
00:51:58,831 --> 00:51:59,866
What do you mean?

884
00:52:00,067 --> 00:52:04,331
To this. I wanted a quiet Christmas
and you do not stop meddling.

885
00:52:04,593 --> 00:52:08,558
Amy, it's a very important Christmas
for your children. You can not ruin it.

886
00:52:08,717 --> 00:52:10,996
Mam , I'm not ruining it.

887
00:52:11,052 --> 00:52:13,972
My children told me that they wanted
a quiet Christmas ...

888
00:52:14,121 --> 00:52:16,076
... and promised them that it would be so.

889
00:52:16,309 --> 00:52:19,623
They told you that because they believe
what do you want to hear?

890
00:52:19,878 --> 00:52:23,759
But in reality they know that I'm right,
because I always have it.

891
00:52:26,588 --> 00:52:28,523
Do you know what?
I'm tired of fighting.

892
00:52:29,406 --> 00:52:33,104
I'm going to tell you exactly
what will we do at Christmas this year?

893
00:52:33,340 --> 00:52:36,832
My children and I are going
to spend the day in sleigh.

894
00:52:37,088 --> 00:52:40,540
We're going to come home to bake cookies,
and to see "Really Love".

895
00:52:40,756 --> 00:52:41,674
A silly movie

896
00:52:41,857 --> 00:52:44,737
In the morning, they will come
only Jessie and her daughter ...

897
00:52:44,937 --> 00:52:47,875
... and we are going to exchange
three gifts

898
00:52:48,093 --> 00:52:49,388
Who is Jessie?

899
00:52:49,695 --> 00:52:53,520
We're going to spend the day in pajamas
Come and have dinner with my friends ...

900
00:52:53,711 --> 00:52:56,596
... and we're going to order Chinese food.

901
00:52:56,776 --> 00:52:57,824
What horror!

902
00:52:58,119 --> 00:53:02,555
There will not be a ridiculous party,
No sushi, no camels ...

903
00:53:02,701 --> 00:53:06,070
... and definitely, definitely ...

904
00:53:06,335 --> 00:53:07,489
... will not come Kenny G.

905
00:53:07,726 --> 00:53:10,159
Amy,
He is the king of smooth jazz.

906
00:53:10,312 --> 00:53:13,107
Mam , I'm sick of your
Christmas exaggerated.

907
00:53:13,272 --> 00:53:15,107
It's my house and it's my life.

908
00:53:15,341 --> 00:53:17,897
If you want to be here
and be part of my family ...

909
00:53:18,827 --> 00:53:21,075
... it will have to be with my rules.

910
00:53:24,267 --> 00:53:25,577
It's fine.

911
00:53:26,058 --> 00:53:27,976
- Really?
- We'll do it your way.

912
00:53:29,634 --> 00:53:32,337
We will have a
Quiet Christmas.

913
00:53:33,772 --> 00:53:35,917
I hope you are happy.

914
00:53:36,190 --> 00:53:38,998
I doubt you're sincere,
but thanks. I am happy.

915
00:53:59,329 --> 00:54:02,592
And it worked.
He faced her and let his guard down.

916
00:54:02,754 --> 00:54:04,919
- I'm proud of you.
- Thank you.

917
00:54:05,165 --> 00:54:07,825
For the first time I felt that my mom
that I saw as an equal ...

918
00:54:07,967 --> 00:54:12,331
... as if some day, somehow,
we can be more united.

919
00:54:12,537 --> 00:54:15,884
Easy, Obama.
Your mom is still a bitch.

920
00:54:15,982 --> 00:54:18,708
Do not let your guard down
or is going to make you pieces.

921
00:54:18,941 --> 00:54:20,786
- It's fine.
- I'm just saying.

922
00:54:20,919 --> 00:54:25,633
But it was a big step.
I want to thank you for motivating me.

923
00:54:26,548 --> 00:54:29,058
- I'm proud of you.
- Thank you.

924
00:54:29,545 --> 00:54:31,664
- Do you know what we should celebrate?
- How?

925
00:54:31,948 --> 00:54:36,586
Seeing a group of Santa Clauses
taking off his clothes.

926
00:54:49,701 --> 00:54:52,149
S !
I love Santa Claus.

927
00:54:52,439 --> 00:54:54,463
And there are many.

928
00:54:54,867 --> 00:54:58,386
Girls, I do not want
get excited, but ...

929
00:54:58,795 --> 00:55:01,285
... I'm on a first date
with one of the Santas.

930
00:55:01,473 --> 00:55:03,118
- Can not be.
- Yes.

931
00:55:03,963 --> 00:55:05,225
With what?

932
00:55:05,545 --> 00:55:07,165
With Santa number two.

933
00:55:12,168 --> 00:55:14,196
How did you meet?

934
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:15,292
Depilizando the balls.

935
00:55:15,437 --> 00:55:17,271
What romantic.

936
00:55:17,516 --> 00:55:19,553
You learn a lot by shaving
To a man.

937
00:55:20,602 --> 00:55:23,641
Some cry.
Others act very rude.

938
00:55:24,775 --> 00:55:27,619
But Ty,
He was very calm.

939
00:55:28,177 --> 00:55:31,812
It was almost like shaving the balls
to the Dalai Lama.

940
00:55:34,402 --> 00:55:35,680
How is everything going, Chicago?

941
00:55:37,782 --> 00:55:38,783
Very good.

942
00:55:38,983 --> 00:55:40,991
Listen,
I need you to tell me ...

943
00:55:41,784 --> 00:55:45,541
... which of these Santas
It is the most sensual of all.

944
00:55:46,181 --> 00:55:47,151
Who will it be?

945
00:55:47,521 --> 00:55:49,920
S !
Let's start.

946
00:55:50,189 --> 00:55:52,037
Santa number one,
the bar is yours, sir.

947
00:56:05,996 --> 00:56:07,561
That's a lot of white skin.

948
00:56:14,445 --> 00:56:17,791
Very good. Santa number one.
The public has spoken. Thank you.

949
00:56:18,425 --> 00:56:20,504
Good competitor
Well done.

950
00:56:20,671 --> 00:56:23,217
Very good. Now...

951
00:56:23,683 --> 00:56:28,379
Let him go on stage.
Santa number two.

952
00:57:09,864 --> 00:57:12,998
Wow, it's very good
undressing.

953
00:57:13,269 --> 00:57:15,531
- You have such noble eyes.
- Yes.

954
00:57:15,733 --> 00:57:17,787
I'm going to fuck him tonight.

955
00:57:21,594 --> 00:57:24,344
Make me a son,
Holy number two!

956
00:57:29,306 --> 00:57:31,742
I love your underwear.
It's seasonal.

957
00:57:39,716 --> 00:57:41,784
My God.

958
00:57:45,870 --> 00:57:48,081
- I think I'm in love.
- What?

959
00:57:48,376 --> 00:57:50,828
Really. I believe that...

960
00:57:51,835 --> 00:57:53,018
...He is the right one.

961
00:57:54,308 --> 00:57:55,330
Is it your mom?

962
00:57:59,939 --> 00:58:02,856
Wait, get me ...
Why?  Mam !

963
00:58:02,968 --> 00:58:04,840
What are you ...?

964
00:58:05,748 --> 00:58:08,903
- Look at that.
- That's how my mom dances with everyone.

965
00:58:11,596 --> 00:58:13,857
It does not bother me at all.

966
00:58:16,331 --> 00:58:18,044
My God.
He has his face on her breasts.

967
00:58:18,321 --> 00:58:21,422
Mam , wait! Do not do that.
We have already spoken.

968
00:58:21,563 --> 00:58:23,112
- All right. It's time to play.
- It's getting really weird.

969
00:58:23,924 --> 00:58:25,628
It's my mom.

970
00:58:25,859 --> 00:58:27,267
- Is it your mom?
- Is it my mom?

971
00:58:27,470 --> 00:58:28,623
- Are you her mom?
- Yes.

972
00:58:28,871 --> 00:58:31,672
Pleasure.
You have a lovely daughter.

973
00:58:36,575 --> 00:58:40,030
You should never see your mom
lick your nipples to your boyfriend.

974
00:58:40,211 --> 00:58:40,944
Do not.

975
00:58:41,175 --> 00:58:43,656
Mam ,
What are you doing?

976
00:58:48,380 --> 00:58:49,740
Mam !

977
00:58:54,243 --> 00:58:56,408
Nobody caught me.
It is incredible.

978
00:58:56,729 --> 00:58:59,386
When someone launches
to the crowd, usually ...

979
00:58:59,781 --> 00:59:01,255
Hi.

980
00:59:01,477 --> 00:59:03,767
- Hello.
- Here you go.

981
00:59:04,989 --> 00:59:06,744
A bag of ice.

982
00:59:06,891 --> 00:59:08,214
Thanks, Ty.

983
00:59:11,426 --> 00:59:14,895
As for tonight ... we were
to leave after the show ...

984
00:59:15,971 --> 00:59:19,886
It is what I was wanting.
Is the plan still on?

985
00:59:20,097 --> 00:59:21,243
- Good...
- Oh, Ty.

986
00:59:21,498 --> 00:59:22,502
Yes.

987
00:59:25,001 --> 00:59:27,302
- I would love it.
- All right.

988
00:59:28,202 --> 00:59:31,901
But it is the third contusion
from my mom in this month.

989
00:59:32,091 --> 00:59:33,559
They are many bruises.

990
00:59:34,361 --> 00:59:36,907
It would be better if you have it
in observation.

991
00:59:37,063 --> 00:59:37,865
Clear.

992
00:59:39,227 --> 00:59:40,509
Good...

993
00:59:42,210 --> 00:59:45,950
- I have to go back to Cleveland tomorrow.
- Go.

994
00:59:47,834 --> 00:59:50,368
But, can I call you the
next time he comes?

995
00:59:51,013 --> 00:59:52,670
Would you be interested?
Can I call you?

996
00:59:52,849 --> 00:59:53,953
- Please.
-  S ?

997
00:59:54,115 --> 00:59:55,215
- Yes.
- Great

998
00:59:56,316 --> 00:59:58,218
I'll depil the balls for free.

999
00:59:58,440 --> 01:00:00,207
Oh, sweet.

1000
01:00:01,242 --> 01:00:03,420
I would love it, Carla.

1001
01:00:04,876 --> 01:00:06,176
And also to my balls.

1002
01:00:06,609 --> 01:00:09,157
Well, take it for granted.

1003
01:00:14,004 --> 01:00:15,959
Excuse me, I thought ...

1004
01:00:17,828 --> 01:00:19,366
Merry Christmas, Carla.

1005
01:00:19,854 --> 01:00:21,845
Merry Christmas, Ty.

1006
01:01:00,304 --> 01:01:03,150
Bedtime,
my loves.

1007
01:01:03,406 --> 01:01:06,949
I'm going to sing to you
" My heart will go on " ...

1008
01:01:07,162 --> 01:01:10,592
... of the seven times winner
of the Grammy, Celine Dion.

1009
01:01:15,313 --> 01:01:16,247
What's up?

1010
01:01:18,225 --> 01:01:20,418
Everything is fine
between t  and mam ?

1011
01:01:20,594 --> 01:01:22,453
Yes, they have been
fighting a lot.

1012
01:01:22,708 --> 01:01:25,355
Come, sit down
with me. Both.

1013
01:01:27,319 --> 01:01:31,009
Your mom and I have
slight disagreements ...

1014
01:01:31,289 --> 01:01:34,113
... about the importance of Christmas,
and what it means to be a mother ...

1015
01:01:34,323 --> 01:01:37,302
... the sanctity of marriage,
and the best way to raise children.

1016
01:01:37,675 --> 01:01:39,353
But other than that,
everything is fine

1017
01:01:39,837 --> 01:01:42,449
There is no reason to worry,  s ?

1018
01:01:44,764 --> 01:01:48,012
I know it's the first Christmas since
that their daddy divorced ...

1019
01:01:48,252 --> 01:01:50,475
... and it probably is
a little strange. True?

1020
01:01:50,776 --> 01:01:52,619
- Yes.
- A lot.

1021
01:01:52,822 --> 01:01:53,987
Well, first of all ...

1022
01:01:54,244 --> 01:01:57,147
... their daddy loves them very much.

1023
01:01:57,328 --> 01:01:59,391
And, whatever happens ...

1024
01:01:59,646 --> 01:02:03,005
... I will always be there for you.

1025
01:02:03,373 --> 01:02:04,830
Always.

1026
01:02:05,121 --> 01:02:07,078
Because they are my grandchildren.

1027
01:02:07,428 --> 01:02:10,262
And I love them more than
to nothing in the world.

1028
01:02:10,813 --> 01:02:12,022
Also to his grandfather Hank.

1029
01:02:12,587 --> 01:02:16,133
I know he has the brain of a nut,
but his heart is huge.

1030
01:02:20,025 --> 01:02:21,615
Okay?
Do they feel better?

1031
01:02:21,860 --> 01:02:24,887
Yes.
We like you here, grandma.

1032
01:02:25,316 --> 01:02:26,506
We missed you.

1033
01:02:28,018 --> 01:02:29,818
And I to you.

1034
01:02:30,164 --> 01:02:33,084
The grandchildren are the best
gift that exists.

1035
01:02:34,021 --> 01:02:35,900
Speaking of gifts ...

1036
01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:37,802
... some iPhones.

1037
01:02:38,001 --> 01:02:39,388
- What good.
- Can not be.

1038
01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:41,545
Now, to lie down.

1039
01:02:41,702 --> 01:02:45,112
I will come to sing to you
whole hours

1040
01:02:45,870 --> 01:02:48,648
GOOD NIGHT

1041
01:02:50,039 --> 01:02:52,924
I can not believe that people
fall with this. It is stupid.

1042
01:02:53,209 --> 01:02:54,943
- CANNED FOOD
- Ah, someone is coming.

1043
01:02:55,088 --> 01:02:56,057
Happy Christmas!

1044
01:02:56,256 --> 01:02:57,719
Just a moment.

1045
01:02:57,911 --> 01:03:02,763
You would like to donate canned products
for our Christmas campaign?

1046
01:03:02,914 --> 01:03:05,380
I just bought all this ...

1047
01:03:05,644 --> 01:03:07,742
Loter a! You have cans.

1048
01:03:09,018 --> 01:03:11,084
Look, mam .
It has wine.

1049
01:03:11,259 --> 01:03:13,973
Thank you very much for your
donation

1050
01:03:15,298 --> 01:03:16,969
Yes, the children are going to
be very happy

1051
01:03:19,121 --> 01:03:20,122
S !

1052
01:03:20,623 --> 01:03:22,079
Very good button, mam .

1053
01:03:22,268 --> 01:03:23,712
Yes, it brings good things.

1054
01:03:25,271 --> 01:03:27,982
Steal rich people with you
at the supermarket...

1055
01:03:28,227 --> 01:03:30,995
... it has brought back memories
Happy Christmas

1056
01:03:31,630 --> 01:03:32,891
Yes, to me too.

1057
01:03:34,264 --> 01:03:36,298
I missed you,
Do you know?

1058
01:03:36,499 --> 01:03:37,929
Me too.

1059
01:03:38,231 --> 01:03:39,959
It is very strange.

1060
01:03:41,275 --> 01:03:45,335
Maybe we should go
more time together.

1061
01:03:46,469 --> 01:03:48,292
Are you serious?

1062
01:03:48,881 --> 01:03:54,194
Yes. When we were in the place of
bounces with ... what is it called?

1063
01:03:54,363 --> 01:03:56,210
- With my son, Jaxon?
- Yes, with  l.

1064
01:03:56,898 --> 01:04:00,823
I saw them banging with
those clubs and thought:

1065
01:04:01,099 --> 01:04:03,611
"Maybe I should have a
relationship with my grandson. "

1066
01:04:03,822 --> 01:04:07,124
We would love to see you more.

1067
01:04:08,101 --> 01:04:10,105
Yes. Clear.

1068
01:04:13,327 --> 01:04:16,853
I've been thinking about
the money you asked for and ...

1069
01:04:17,452 --> 01:04:19,121
I am an idiot.

1070
01:04:19,298 --> 01:04:22,203
But it's Christmas,
and you're my mom.

1071
01:04:23,689 --> 01:04:28,603
Fuck. Taking. It is a loan.
Is borrowed. It is not everything you asked for.

1072
01:04:28,804 --> 01:04:31,704
- But it's all I have.
- Perfect. Thank you very much.

1073
01:04:31,882 --> 01:04:35,561
It is a loan. I'm going to pay you, I swear.
I am more responsible

1074
01:04:37,284 --> 01:04:39,184
Yes, Merry Christmas!

1075
01:04:40,885 --> 01:04:41,764
Happy Christmas!

1076
01:04:41,965 --> 01:04:44,367
He would like to donate his cans
for our campaign?

1077
01:04:44,515 --> 01:04:47,433
We are raising
for the homeless people.

1078
01:04:47,668 --> 01:04:49,813
- I just bought this ...
- And canned products.

1079
01:04:50,024 --> 01:04:53,064
- It is important.
- What the fuck is this?

1080
01:04:53,294 --> 01:04:54,389
It's fennel.

1081
01:04:54,672 --> 01:04:56,563
- To the devil.
- What good.

1082
01:04:56,750 --> 01:04:57,644
Thank you very much.

1083
01:04:57,874 --> 01:05:01,074
Shit. Ah, the manager comes.
Red code. Red code.

1084
01:05:01,946 --> 01:05:03,476
Let's go, mam !
Where do we park?

1085
01:05:03,714 --> 01:05:05,577
- Happy Hanukkah.
- Where do we park?

1086
01:05:05,751 --> 01:05:07,889
- Come on, come on, come on.
- They stole all my things.

1087
01:05:08,763 --> 01:05:11,066
We take this.
He's cute, is not he?

1088
01:05:11,614 --> 01:05:13,509
Boys, since it's Christmas Eve ...

1089
01:05:13,783 --> 01:05:16,649
... we're all going to open a gift,
OK?

1090
01:05:16,884 --> 01:05:18,974
Kiki, Kiki.
Open the mine

1091
01:05:19,320 --> 01:05:20,919
Please,
open the first one.

1092
01:05:21,225 --> 01:05:23,605
I guess I start.

1093
01:05:26,196 --> 01:05:27,156
What is this?

1094
01:05:27,429 --> 01:05:29,480
It's the key ...

1095
01:05:30,215 --> 01:05:32,458
... of my new house.

1096
01:05:33,093 --> 01:05:34,362
What are you talking about?

1097
01:05:34,737 --> 01:05:38,115
Well, after the therapy, I felt
that we were distancing ourselves ...

1098
01:05:38,293 --> 01:05:40,409
... and decided to move closer
with you.

1099
01:05:42,142 --> 01:05:44,018
Agree.
Where are you going to move?

1100
01:05:44,720 --> 01:05:46,094
LaTo the house next door!

1101
01:05:46,322 --> 01:05:47,965
- Oh my God.
- What?

1102
01:05:48,834 --> 01:05:52,056
- Are you going to move with me?
- Yes. The house was not for sale.

1103
01:05:52,345 --> 01:05:54,757
But I looked for an estimate,
I made an offer in cash and ...

1104
01:05:54,983 --> 01:05:56,293
...Hello neighbour.

1105
01:05:57,261 --> 01:05:59,262
- Hello, neighbor.
- My God.

1106
01:05:59,764 --> 01:06:03,570
We can dig a tunnel
between our houses.  Keeks!

1107
01:06:06,309 --> 01:06:08,335
Kent, get the kids.

1108
01:06:08,811 --> 01:06:12,191
Yes, yes. Come, guys. Mam
and grandma have to talk.

1109
01:06:12,507 --> 01:06:13,652
This is going to get ugly.

1110
01:06:14,169 --> 01:06:15,462
- Mam .
- What?

1111
01:06:15,709 --> 01:06:17,903
- You can not live next to me.
- Why not?

1112
01:06:18,115 --> 01:06:22,150
Because I need space,
and that is too close.

1113
01:06:23,841 --> 01:06:26,071
- I have diabetes.
- Mam , enough.

1114
01:06:27,406 --> 01:06:28,245
- Sit down.
- Kiki.

1115
01:06:28,453 --> 01:06:29,337
- Sit down.
- Kiki.

1116
01:06:29,877 --> 01:06:31,485
- I have pharyngitis.
- Mam .

1117
01:06:31,722 --> 01:06:34,343
- I have gallstones.
- No. Enough.

1118
01:06:34,919 --> 01:06:36,679
We need to talk.

1119
01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:41,133
I am an adult woman who needs
a life separate from yours ...

1120
01:06:41,333 --> 01:06:46,330
... and I need you to have a life
separate from mine. I am sorry.

1121
01:06:47,618 --> 01:06:51,888
I do not want a life separate from yours.
You are my favorite person in the world.

1122
01:06:52,166 --> 01:06:55,113
- You're affecting my marriage.
- What?

1123
01:06:55,331 --> 01:06:57,516
And to my family.
And my sanity.

1124
01:06:57,853 --> 01:07:03,181
I need you to give me a little
of independence.

1125
01:07:05,240 --> 01:07:08,023
And what is supposed to be
I will do with me?

1126
01:07:08,115 --> 01:07:10,622
I do not know, mom! Whatever!
Make friends!

1127
01:07:10,722 --> 01:07:14,666
You've always wanted to go to Las Vegas
to see Wayne Newton before you die.

1128
01:07:14,823 --> 01:07:18,911
Do it! Whatever!
As long as it's without me.

1129
01:07:21,649 --> 01:07:22,634
Without you?

1130
01:07:25,652 --> 01:07:27,599
Why are you doing this to me, Kiki?

1131
01:07:29,076 --> 01:07:30,952
No ... Mam .

1132
01:07:31,253 --> 01:07:35,154
And I do not think I can
return the house!

1133
01:07:45,283 --> 01:07:47,762
- Did they have fun on the sled?
- Yes, it was very funny.

1134
01:07:47,957 --> 01:07:50,130
I still have a lot of snow in the
pants. For real.

1135
01:07:51,286 --> 01:07:54,834
I already want to get home, get
the pajamas and be comfortable.

1136
01:07:55,021 --> 01:07:57,637
I already know.
Look, someone has a party.

1137
01:07:58,278 --> 01:07:59,812
You are right.

1138
01:08:00,730 --> 01:08:02,825
- It is a lot of people.
- Many people.

1139
01:08:02,973 --> 01:08:03,870
Wait.

1140
01:08:04,604 --> 01:08:05,555
You have the party.

1141
01:08:08,533 --> 01:08:09,602
Is it a camel?

1142
01:08:11,474 --> 01:08:13,378
Yes, it's a camel.

1143
01:08:15,311 --> 01:08:17,299
I am going to kill her.

1144
01:08:26,661 --> 01:08:28,571
What the fuck ...?

1145
01:08:33,885 --> 01:08:35,815
What did he do to my house?

1146
01:08:37,388 --> 01:08:38,360
No!

1147
01:08:53,182 --> 01:08:55,097
Kenny G is in my room.

1148
01:09:01,676 --> 01:09:02,523
Mam .

1149
01:09:04,047 --> 01:09:04,943
You lied to me.

1150
01:09:07,348 --> 01:09:09,233
I did what is best
for the family.

1151
01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:13,126
Everything bad about Christmas is in this
room, and I want it to disappear.

1152
01:09:13,343 --> 01:09:15,111
Amy, do not be ridiculous.

1153
01:09:15,309 --> 01:09:18,477
You can not kick Kenny G out of the house.
It is a national treasure.

1154
01:09:18,666 --> 01:09:20,355
If you do not do it,
I will do it.

1155
01:09:20,616 --> 01:09:21,512
You would not dare.

1156
01:09:23,333 --> 01:09:24,190
Show me

1157
01:09:27,297 --> 01:09:28,259
Hey!

1158
01:09:28,771 --> 01:09:31,293
- I need you to leave my house.
- What are you talking about?

1159
01:09:31,414 --> 01:09:34,786
- Go fuck yourself, Kenny G.
- They're going to pay me, right?

1160
01:09:35,085 --> 01:09:37,308
I do not know! Take your flute and go.
Adi s.

1161
01:09:37,629 --> 01:09:39,441
- Go to record another album.
- It's not a flute, bitch.

1162
01:09:39,720 --> 01:09:42,241
I'm not interested.
Thank you very much. You can go now.

1163
01:09:42,489 --> 01:09:45,622
- Go away. Thanks for coming.
- I am sorry. Excuse my daughter.

1164
01:09:45,823 --> 01:09:47,614
No Please.
V yanse.

1165
01:09:47,817 --> 01:09:50,715
I do not know anyone of you.
Get away from my house.

1166
01:09:51,426 --> 01:09:53,724
Sushi chef, outside.
We already finished.

1167
01:09:53,905 --> 01:09:55,752
Take that plate.

1168
01:09:56,013 --> 01:09:58,182
Enough, Amy!
You are embarrassing the family.

1169
01:10:00,231 --> 01:10:04,078
My God. Is that what it is all about?
It finally makes sense.

1170
01:10:04,326 --> 01:10:07,935
The decorations, the tree,
whatever is in my entrance ...

1171
01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:10,904
You did not do it for the boys!
You did it for you!

1172
01:10:11,138 --> 01:10:14,314
You only care if they tell you
that you are wonderful

1173
01:10:14,572 --> 01:10:16,273
You have no idea what
what are you saying?

1174
01:10:16,484 --> 01:10:19,409
Please do not forget to take your
memories of Louis Vuitton.

1175
01:10:20,069 --> 01:10:22,887
My God. My God. Please.
All this has to disappear.

1176
01:10:23,166 --> 01:10:27,264
The bags, the strange curtains,
the floor, the tree.

1177
01:10:27,525 --> 01:10:30,290
My God, this tree
He has to leave.

1178
01:10:30,490 --> 01:10:32,706
No, my tree does not!
It's from Paris!

1179
01:10:32,936 --> 01:10:34,449
- M rame.
- No!

1180
01:10:35,083 --> 01:10:35,802
No!

1181
01:10:36,150 --> 01:10:37,892
Disappear from your tree,
mam !

1182
01:10:38,129 --> 01:10:41,098
- It's an antiquity!
- It's a horrible tree, mam !

1183
01:10:41,331 --> 01:10:43,552
- You have no idea!
- It's not even real snow!

1184
01:10:43,743 --> 01:10:46,044
How do you dare?
Do you have any idea how much cost?

1185
01:10:46,250 --> 01:10:49,756
I'm not interested! Mam , su ltalo.
Take it!

1186
01:10:49,979 --> 01:10:53,426
- Those were from the Titanic!
- I do not care!

1187
01:10:57,117 --> 01:11:00,831
The ice was from the moon!
It was ice from the moon, you idiot bitch!

1188
01:11:01,030 --> 01:11:02,897
Drop the stupid tree.

1189
01:11:06,588 --> 01:11:09,691
I promised my children
that Christmas would not be like that.

1190
01:11:09,871 --> 01:11:12,440
Everyone likes Christmas like that!

1191
01:11:12,691 --> 01:11:15,217
- It's spectacular!
- It's not true!

1192
01:11:26,698 --> 01:11:28,053
Shit.

1193
01:11:29,354 --> 01:11:31,095
I need you to leave.

1194
01:11:31,212 --> 01:11:32,077
Amy ...

1195
01:11:32,223 --> 01:11:34,944
I had to tolerate
your shit all my life.

1196
01:11:35,675 --> 01:11:38,427
I can not anymore.
I can not anymore.

1197
01:11:39,416 --> 01:11:42,547
I need you outside of my house
and of my life forever.

1198
01:11:42,773 --> 01:11:46,476
- You do not mean it.
- Yes. Is seriously.

1199
01:11:49,933 --> 01:11:51,923
- Amy, it's Christmas.
- Mam , go ahead.

1200
01:12:16,615 --> 01:12:19,137
You ran to grandma
forever?

1201
01:12:20,172 --> 01:12:23,439
- How long have they been there?
- How could you do that to us?

1202
01:12:23,628 --> 01:12:26,261
Please believe me.
It is the best.

1203
01:12:26,440 --> 01:12:30,442
No, it's not true! It is the best for you.
We love grandma.

1204
01:12:30,910 --> 01:12:34,755
It is part of the family and we love it.
You can not run like this.

1205
01:12:35,234 --> 01:12:38,370
First you kicked dad.
Now you cast grandma.

1206
01:12:38,658 --> 01:12:40,636
Who is next?
We?

1207
01:12:40,807 --> 01:12:43,716
What? Cari o, of course not.
I would not do something like that.

1208
01:12:43,984 --> 01:12:46,348
Why do you always have
to ruin everything?

1209
01:12:47,997 --> 01:12:48,832
Cari o ...

1210
01:12:49,753 --> 01:12:50,687
Good job.

1211
01:12:52,522 --> 01:12:53,533
Boys.

1212
01:12:54,844 --> 01:12:55,741
Boys...

1213
01:13:04,883 --> 01:13:06,485
That's how it happened.

1214
01:13:07,608 --> 01:13:09,606
That's how it ruined Christmas.

1215
01:13:10,705 --> 01:13:13,010
I concentrated so much on fighting
with my mom ...

1216
01:13:13,255 --> 01:13:15,501
... that I lost sight of
the only thing that matters.

1217
01:13:16,912 --> 01:13:18,576
Ignored my children.

1218
01:13:19,963 --> 01:13:21,385
Worst of all is that ...

1219
01:13:22,436 --> 01:13:24,395
... not only
ruined Christmas.

1220
01:13:24,806 --> 01:13:26,532
Ruined my family.

1221
01:13:40,310 --> 01:13:41,149
Mam .

1222
01:13:42,503 --> 01:13:43,581
It's Christmas Eve.

1223
01:13:44,269 --> 01:13:45,933
Where do we order dinner?

1224
01:13:48,461 --> 01:13:49,296
Mam ?

1225
01:13:50,151 --> 01:13:51,086
Mam .

1226
01:15:11,316 --> 01:15:12,294
Hi.

1227
01:15:13,705 --> 01:15:14,711
Hi.

1228
01:15:16,119 --> 01:15:19,085
Thanks for inviting me
to your church

1229
01:15:19,929 --> 01:15:21,119
I did not invite you

1230
01:15:28,136 --> 01:15:29,625
What's up, bitches?

1231
01:15:29,803 --> 01:15:31,671
By God, it's Isis.

1232
01:15:31,853 --> 01:15:32,839
Isis is here.

1233
01:15:33,461 --> 01:15:34,998
- Hi, Isis.
- Hello.

1234
01:15:35,903 --> 01:15:39,018
I must say that I did not think you were
of those who go to church.

1235
01:15:39,209 --> 01:15:42,013
I'm solving
some issues.

1236
01:15:42,773 --> 01:15:44,210
In addition, all the bars
They are closed.

1237
01:15:47,735 --> 01:15:49,146
Girls

1238
01:15:50,347 --> 01:15:53,705
I really need
a little spiritual guidance.

1239
01:15:55,317 --> 01:15:56,196
Do you understand me?

1240
01:15:57,517 --> 01:15:58,421
- Do not.
- No?

1241
01:16:00,520 --> 01:16:02,820
Today my daughter told me that I needed
"more space".

1242
01:16:03,354 --> 01:16:05,011
I do not even know what
It means that.

1243
01:16:05,212 --> 01:16:08,046
My daughter just threw me
of his life forever.

1244
01:16:09,409 --> 01:16:10,365
Why?

1245
01:16:10,969 --> 01:16:14,317
Because I press it to be the best,
but he can not stand it.

1246
01:16:14,868 --> 01:16:17,751
My mom pressed me twice
and it turned out wonderful

1247
01:16:18,581 --> 01:16:21,952
I guess not all are so
Incredibly strong like me.

1248
01:16:22,780 --> 01:16:25,668
Well, my daughter did not throw me
of your house or anything.

1249
01:16:25,876 --> 01:16:29,734
But I was furious when I told him that
bought the house next to his.

1250
01:16:29,856 --> 01:16:32,735
What?
Did you buy the adjoining house?

1251
01:16:32,982 --> 01:16:33,843
Yes.

1252
01:16:34,036 --> 01:16:35,649
Did you ask before?

1253
01:16:35,915 --> 01:16:37,817
Do not,
I wanted it to be a surprise.

1254
01:16:38,639 --> 01:16:40,507
Good,
I think that's a little exaggerated.

1255
01:16:40,719 --> 01:16:42,640
That's psychopaths.

1256
01:16:43,230 --> 01:16:44,971
Good,
At least I love my daughter.

1257
01:16:45,229 --> 01:16:47,190
You only visit Carla when
you need money.

1258
01:16:47,310 --> 01:16:50,701
It is not true. I visit her in other
occasions, like when ...

1259
01:16:51,224 --> 01:16:52,418
... I'm hiding from someone.

1260
01:16:52,647 --> 01:16:54,136
Ac ptalo, Isis.

1261
01:16:54,639 --> 01:16:56,725
You are a degenerate player
without education ...

1262
01:16:56,932 --> 01:16:58,874
... and with some common extensions.

1263
01:16:59,022 --> 01:17:02,406
It's my own hair,  s ?
And you're a terrible mother.

1264
01:17:02,540 --> 01:17:05,031
Ladies,
It's Jesus' birthday.

1265
01:17:05,241 --> 01:17:06,242
No, it's serious.

1266
01:17:06,287 --> 01:17:10,011
You think you're perfect,
but you are the worst of us.

1267
01:17:10,421 --> 01:17:11,366
I'm not sure...

1268
01:17:11,545 --> 01:17:13,401
It's fine, the second worst.
Whatever.

1269
01:17:13,656 --> 01:17:18,292
The point is that you're one of those moms
that are dressed to perfection ...

1270
01:17:18,580 --> 01:17:22,562
... that organize elegant parties,
who know how to cook ...

1271
01:17:22,817 --> 01:17:24,719
... that have their own teeth.

1272
01:17:24,897 --> 01:17:26,113
But, do you know what? You stink.

1273
01:17:26,264 --> 01:17:28,076
You stink in everything
that is important

1274
01:17:28,378 --> 01:17:30,867
Even I realize. Cast
I'm drugged all the time.

1275
01:17:31,104 --> 01:17:32,783
Please.
You do not know anything about me.

1276
01:17:33,012 --> 01:17:36,127
If you are so wonderful, why your daughter?
Did he take you out of his life forever?

1277
01:17:36,657 --> 01:17:37,792
In your face.

1278
01:17:37,952 --> 01:17:40,826
And you know what? I have done things to him
horrible to my daughter. Horrible

1279
01:17:41,472 --> 01:17:43,822
But he has never run.
Never.

1280
01:17:44,596 --> 01:17:48,780
So, take that, roll it
and tuck it in the ass.

1281
01:17:50,303 --> 01:17:51,267
Very good.

1282
01:17:52,501 --> 01:17:56,617
We have shared feelings
Very strong.

1283
01:17:56,769 --> 01:17:58,045
Shut your damn mouth,
Sandy.

1284
01:17:58,281 --> 01:17:59,282
Of course.

1285
01:18:16,088 --> 01:18:17,370
Hi.

1286
01:18:17,980 --> 01:18:18,963
Hi.

1287
01:18:20,092 --> 01:18:21,221
He heard what happened.

1288
01:18:24,226 --> 01:18:25,172
Are you okay?

1289
01:18:27,930 --> 01:18:28,813
I do not know.

1290
01:18:32,555 --> 01:18:34,637
- Can I ask you something?
- Clear.

1291
01:18:35,145 --> 01:18:36,236
How do you handle it?

1292
01:18:37,200 --> 01:18:38,073
What?

1293
01:18:38,301 --> 01:18:39,564
Live with mom.

1294
01:18:40,012 --> 01:18:42,948
By God, it's so authoritarian
and controller.

1295
01:18:43,115 --> 01:18:47,021
It is so superficial.
It happens all the time ...

1296
01:18:47,941 --> 01:18:51,808
... creating a perfect image
of herself to show off.

1297
01:18:51,943 --> 01:18:54,566
Cari o,
Your mom is not superficial.

1298
01:18:55,318 --> 01:18:59,312
Come on, wear princess clothes
At least once a month.

1299
01:19:00,025 --> 01:19:03,731
You will not believe me, but your mom is
the most insecure woman I know.

1300
01:19:04,950 --> 01:19:05,948
My mom?

1301
01:19:06,571 --> 01:19:07,459
- Ruth.
- Yes.

1302
01:19:08,952 --> 01:19:10,832
- Redmond.
- Yes.

1303
01:19:11,962 --> 01:19:13,848
It only shows it with me ...

1304
01:19:14,452 --> 01:19:16,920
... but under that hard exterior ...

1305
01:19:17,144 --> 01:19:19,523
... there is a scared girl with
a mom who never loved her.

1306
01:19:19,946 --> 01:19:20,824
Come on, daddy ...

1307
01:19:21,003 --> 01:19:22,912
You know your mom.

1308
01:19:23,394 --> 01:19:26,162
Nothing your mom does
It's enough for that woman.

1309
01:19:26,491 --> 01:19:30,363
It makes your mom feel useless
every day of his life.

1310
01:19:30,796 --> 01:19:34,308
That's why for your mom it's important
make everything perfect.

1311
01:19:34,566 --> 01:19:36,937
Not because it's superficial.
Because...

1312
01:19:37,389 --> 01:19:41,205
... if they tell you that you have the best
Tree of all the street ...

1313
01:19:41,635 --> 01:19:44,676
... feel, at least for a moment,
that is not useless.

1314
01:19:45,473 --> 01:19:47,741
That is good at something.

1315
01:19:48,338 --> 01:19:50,628
That someone wants it

1316
01:19:50,739 --> 01:19:52,520
Then why is it
unite with me?

1317
01:19:52,741 --> 01:19:54,887
Do you know what it is that
cause more insecurity?

1318
01:19:56,698 --> 01:19:58,143
Be mam .

1319
01:20:00,623 --> 01:20:03,647
You do not know how many times
who has asked me:

1320
01:20:04,734 --> 01:20:06,581
"I did a good job
educating Amy? "

1321
01:20:07,426 --> 01:20:10,326
"Am I a good mom?
Arruin  everything? "

1322
01:20:11,025 --> 01:20:12,538
Do you really ask that?

1323
01:20:12,694 --> 01:20:15,596
Cari o, loves you more
that nothing in the world.

1324
01:20:15,873 --> 01:20:16,723
It's just that ...

1325
01:20:18,199 --> 01:20:20,170
... it has a horrible shape
to prove it.

1326
01:20:20,464 --> 01:20:21,217
Yes.

1327
01:20:22,701 --> 01:20:25,717
Listen, I've been married
with your mom for 36 years.

1328
01:20:26,758 --> 01:20:29,776
It's a pain, even
on good days.

1329
01:20:30,010 --> 01:20:30,826
But, do you know what?

1330
01:20:31,406 --> 01:20:33,957
I love her more now than
when we got married.

1331
01:20:34,095 --> 01:20:36,040
Because I know her as
it is really.

1332
01:20:36,864 --> 01:20:39,739
If you get your heart
I can forgive her ...

1333
01:20:41,165 --> 01:20:42,647
... and know her as
I know her...

1334
01:20:44,122 --> 01:20:45,699
... maybe you will discover ...

1335
01:20:45,968 --> 01:20:51,753
... that there is a funny person,
sweet and beautiful in there.

1336
01:20:53,608 --> 01:20:54,796
Did you say "sweet"?

1337
01:20:55,043 --> 01:20:58,972
Well, a funny woman
and beautiful in there.

1338
01:21:03,019 --> 01:21:03,956
Yes.

1339
01:21:05,801 --> 01:21:06,806
Yes.

1340
01:21:08,479 --> 01:21:09,864
Do you know where he is?

1341
01:21:10,012 --> 01:21:11,858
It's Christmas Eve.

1342
01:21:47,100 --> 01:21:48,445
Excuse me.

1343
01:21:54,295 --> 01:21:55,139
Hello, mam .

1344
01:21:56,505 --> 01:21:57,483
Hi.

1345
01:21:58,969 --> 01:21:59,807
Hi.

1346
01:22:00,026 --> 01:22:02,097
Hi, I'm Sandy.
The mom of Kiki.

1347
01:22:02,318 --> 01:22:03,787
Yes, I know.
What a pleasure to see you again.

1348
01:22:03,982 --> 01:22:04,864
What is it?

1349
01:22:05,108 --> 01:22:09,035
Wow, they are all together.
What good.

1350
01:22:09,166 --> 01:22:10,226
What are you doing here, Amy?

1351
01:22:13,648 --> 01:22:16,059
I came to apologize for having you
thrown out of the house.

1352
01:22:19,431 --> 01:22:21,918
You are my mom and it was something severe.

1353
01:22:22,084 --> 01:22:23,415
Definitely.

1354
01:22:25,343 --> 01:22:26,303
Yes.

1355
01:22:27,529 --> 01:22:28,445
All right.

1356
01:22:28,821 --> 01:22:31,512
Hey, psychic bitch. Your daughter ends
to apologize to you

1357
01:22:31,757 --> 01:22:34,403
It's supposed to be your turn
to do it

1358
01:22:34,536 --> 01:22:36,959
That's how they communicate
humans.

1359
01:22:42,374 --> 01:22:45,361
Basically,
I regret it too.

1360
01:22:47,766 --> 01:22:50,048
All right.
That was good.

1361
01:22:50,254 --> 01:22:52,033
Now tell him what he is
what you regret.

1362
01:22:53,969 --> 01:22:55,511
You can do it.

1363
01:22:59,172 --> 01:23:03,592
It is possible that he should not have done
a secret party in your house.

1364
01:23:04,262 --> 01:23:09,442
Obviously, you made several decisions
very bad this Christmas ...

1365
01:23:11,644 --> 01:23:15,474
... but for the tiny fraction
of guilt that corresponds to me ...

1366
01:23:16,446 --> 01:23:17,487
...I...

1367
01:23:18,182 --> 01:23:20,948
... I apologize in general.

1368
01:23:22,684 --> 01:23:23,684
All right.

1369
01:23:24,650 --> 01:23:25,607
Thank you.

1370
01:23:26,624 --> 01:23:30,153
Mam , I know what happened to you
extremely difficult to say.

1371
01:23:30,353 --> 01:23:32,116
Actually I do.

1372
01:23:35,601 --> 01:23:41,509
And you know what? Want you to know
that at last I understand why you are like that.

1373
01:23:44,594 --> 01:23:46,596
And I need you to know ...

1374
01:23:48,248 --> 01:23:49,599
...that I love you.

1375
01:23:52,265 --> 01:23:53,466
What does that mean?

1376
01:23:57,668 --> 01:23:59,525
I do not think you're useless.

1377
01:24:02,069 --> 01:24:03,815
You are incredible.

1378
01:24:04,764 --> 01:24:06,116
Why do you say it?

1379
01:24:06,349 --> 01:24:08,239
No matter what
say the others ...

1380
01:24:10,352 --> 01:24:12,374
... you are a great mother.

1381
01:24:16,077 --> 01:24:17,034
Really?

1382
01:24:17,836 --> 01:24:18,754
Yes.

1383
01:24:20,246 --> 01:24:22,236
Yes, I loved it
my childhood.

1384
01:24:23,659 --> 01:24:25,583
For real.
You gave me everything I needed.

1385
01:24:27,800 --> 01:24:30,002
And you always motivated me
To be better.

1386
01:24:31,927 --> 01:24:33,465
And, you were perfect?

1387
01:24:33,903 --> 01:24:34,775
Yes.

1388
01:24:35,493 --> 01:24:36,488
Do not.

1389
01:24:37,689 --> 01:24:39,644
But, nobody is perfect.

1390
01:24:40,889 --> 01:24:44,397
I really want you to know ...

1391
01:24:47,087 --> 01:24:49,841
... you did a great job.

1392
01:24:51,297 --> 01:24:54,145
It's the nicest thing that
they told me

1393
01:24:55,698 --> 01:25:00,186
Actually, I think you're
a wonderful mom.

1394
01:25:00,358 --> 01:25:05,302
Your children are very happy.
They are cute and they love you very much.

1395
01:25:08,305 --> 01:25:09,212
Thank you.

1396
01:25:09,355 --> 01:25:10,331
I would like ...

1397
01:25:13,152 --> 01:25:16,175
I would like to be so close to you.
like your children with you

1398
01:25:19,618 --> 01:25:21,541
On time.

1399
01:25:25,147 --> 01:25:28,115
But I'm not very good
for that, Amy.

1400
01:25:28,720 --> 01:25:30,595
I love you so much.

1401
01:25:31,718 --> 01:25:35,665
I love you so much.
For real.

1402
01:25:40,321 --> 01:25:43,323
Oh my God.
You are a disaster

1403
01:25:44,324 --> 01:25:48,787
The relationship between mother and daughter
Is very complicated.

1404
01:25:49,175 --> 01:25:52,006
But the two of them,
They already achieved it.

1405
01:25:52,215 --> 01:25:54,195
- I know. I know, honey.
- At last.

1406
01:25:54,428 --> 01:25:55,358
Yes, quiet.

1407
01:25:55,508 --> 01:25:57,329
- Do you want a little?
- Yes.

1408
01:25:58,075 --> 01:25:59,960
Calm calm.

1409
01:26:01,665 --> 01:26:02,521
Mam ?

1410
01:26:04,689 --> 01:26:06,535
- Mam , is ya midnight?
- Yes.

1411
01:26:08,769 --> 01:26:10,177
We have to save Christmas.

1412
01:26:10,437 --> 01:26:12,882
By God, I have all my life
waiting for this

1413
01:26:33,849 --> 01:26:35,818
I hope you like cookies.

1414
01:26:50,755 --> 01:26:53,632
- Mam , it's crazy.
- Almost there.

1415
01:26:54,961 --> 01:26:56,925
It will fall!
Mam , it's going to fall!

1416
01:27:04,666 --> 01:27:07,532
CHRISTMAS

1417
01:27:15,971 --> 01:27:17,572
My God.

1418
01:27:17,973 --> 01:27:19,273
This is incredible.

1419
01:27:20,373 --> 01:27:22,041
Merry Christmas,
Boys.

1420
01:27:22,596 --> 01:27:24,610
Mam ,
you worked a lot.

1421
01:27:25,376 --> 01:27:27,387
I had a little help.

1422
01:27:28,701 --> 01:27:30,938
- Merry Christmas, children.
- Grandmother.

1423
01:27:33,236 --> 01:27:34,857
Go open your gifts.

1424
01:27:35,446 --> 01:27:38,182
I bought them all seasons
of "The Walking Dead".

1425
01:27:38,405 --> 01:27:39,884
Oh my God.
Seriously, mam?

1426
01:27:40,065 --> 01:27:40,985
Thanks grandma.

1427
01:27:42,386 --> 01:27:43,296
My God.

1428
01:27:45,286 --> 01:27:46,242
Merry Christmas.

1429
01:27:47,087 --> 01:27:49,322
Lori,
Merry Christmas, pretty.

1430
01:27:50,189 --> 01:27:52,290
- Merry Christmas, Ruth.
- Merry Christmas, Jes s.

1431
01:27:54,233 --> 01:27:55,336
I'm Jessie.

1432
01:27:55,991 --> 01:27:58,774
Go, you have broad shoulders.
Amy, feel your men.

1433
01:27:58,984 --> 01:28:02,194
Very good. Enough, mam .
Thank you. Pass.

1434
01:28:02,639 --> 01:28:04,552
Thanks for almost
learn your name

1435
01:28:05,208 --> 01:28:06,131
I love you.

1436
01:28:11,000 --> 01:28:12,808
Merry Christmas,
Kiki

1437
01:28:13,646 --> 01:28:15,257
Merry Christmas,
mam .

1438
01:28:15,469 --> 01:28:17,275
You like my pajamas
of Kiki's heads?

1439
01:28:20,595 --> 01:28:22,286
- Not much.
- Thank you.

1440
01:28:22,843 --> 01:28:27,609
I wanted you to know that I put
for sale the adjoining house.

1441
01:28:28,043 --> 01:28:29,537
- Thank you.
- You are welcome.

1442
01:28:29,779 --> 01:28:31,542
I appreciate it a lot.

1443
01:28:31,756 --> 01:28:35,659
I know I can be a little crazy,
and that you need your space.

1444
01:28:35,825 --> 01:28:38,649
That's why I bought the
house in front

1445
01:28:39,493 --> 01:28:42,303
Just kidding.
I did not buy the house opposite.

1446
01:28:42,516 --> 01:28:44,150
- I bought the one at the end of the street.
- What?

1447
01:28:44,340 --> 01:28:46,131
Do not,
I'm going to move to your  tico.

1448
01:28:46,292 --> 01:28:48,131
-  Mam ! Really.
- What?

1449
01:28:48,820 --> 01:28:50,157
Where are you going to live?

1450
01:28:50,321 --> 01:28:53,276
I'm going back to Bismarck,
where I belong

1451
01:28:54,042 --> 01:28:55,767
- Thank you.
- You are welcome.

1452
01:28:56,356 --> 01:28:57,466
It's just that ...

1453
01:28:59,625 --> 01:29:02,572
I missed your dad all
Christmas.

1454
01:29:03,826 --> 01:29:06,073
- Me too.
- Yes.

1455
01:29:07,857 --> 01:29:08,894
Me too.

1456
01:29:10,369 --> 01:29:12,212
Merry Christmas.

1457
01:29:13,110 --> 01:29:14,956
Merry Christmas, mam .

1458
01:29:25,238 --> 01:29:27,139
Mam ,
look what Santa brought me.

1459
01:29:27,401 --> 01:29:28,986
A used baseball glove.

1460
01:29:29,196 --> 01:29:30,624
Well, friend.

1461
01:29:30,792 --> 01:29:32,820
I had one the same.

1462
01:29:35,756 --> 01:29:37,267
Is it Santa?

1463
01:29:38,124 --> 01:29:41,608
Why would Santa be?
It already came last night.

1464
01:29:46,738 --> 01:29:47,871
Can I pass?

1465
01:30:01,969 --> 01:30:05,460
I know I have not been the best
mother of the world.

1466
01:30:08,117 --> 01:30:09,014
But you ...

1467
01:30:11,133 --> 01:30:14,080
...somehow
you turned out very well.

1468
01:30:16,765 --> 01:30:17,976
And Carla ...

1469
01:30:20,426 --> 01:30:21,814
I want to be like you.

1470
01:30:25,864 --> 01:30:27,470
He stopped betting ...

1471
01:30:28,594 --> 01:30:30,473
... to horse races.

1472
01:30:31,060 --> 01:30:33,419
And I'm going to pay you ...

1473
01:30:33,674 --> 01:30:38,175
... until the last cent
I asked you

1474
01:30:42,569 --> 01:30:43,577
Really?

1475
01:30:43,980 --> 01:30:46,459
Yes. I even got
a damn job.

1476
01:30:48,383 --> 01:30:49,659
Are you kidding?

1477
01:30:49,860 --> 01:30:54,539
No! I was hired to be in charge
of the safety of children.

1478
01:30:54,706 --> 01:30:57,183
Why would they let you do that?

1479
01:30:58,687 --> 01:31:00,666
I do not even know what happened
the toxicological examination.

1480
01:31:00,793 --> 01:31:01,657
Really.

1481
01:31:01,845 --> 01:31:03,288
They are crazy.

1482
01:31:03,521 --> 01:31:09,092
With what they are going to pay me,
I can repay everything in about 245 years.

1483
01:31:09,292 --> 01:31:10,794
Wait.
That means ...

1484
01:31:12,701 --> 01:31:15,028
... what are you going to stay for a while?

1485
01:31:17,208 --> 01:31:19,135
If you think it is fine.

1486
01:31:20,893 --> 01:31:22,130
Mam .

1487
01:31:23,779 --> 01:31:25,857
It's what I've always wanted.

1488
01:31:26,066 --> 01:31:28,603
Well, then I'm going to stay
until you want

1489
01:31:30,182 --> 01:31:31,091
Mam ...

1490
01:31:34,107 --> 01:31:37,630
Mam , also brought me
a box of Ziploc bags.

1491
01:31:38,230 --> 01:31:39,162
My God.

1492
01:31:56,618 --> 01:31:57,785
Shaobing for everyone.

1493
01:32:03,654 --> 01:32:05,988
Oh my God,
Chinese food at Christmas.

1494
01:32:06,255 --> 01:32:07,723
I feel Jewish.

1495
01:32:07,990 --> 01:32:09,435
Do you want shaobing?

1496
01:32:09,675 --> 01:32:11,425
I would love it.

1497
01:32:11,638 --> 01:32:13,626
No, honey.
He is Ruth's husband.

1498
01:32:13,759 --> 01:32:15,585
Do you know what?
As you like.

1499
01:32:15,839 --> 01:32:17,933
Hank deserves
have a little fun

1500
01:32:22,631 --> 01:32:25,211
I can not believe we have dinner
Chinese food at Christmas ...

1501
01:32:25,411 --> 01:32:27,434
... and that my mom
He is charming.

1502
01:32:28,078 --> 01:32:30,803
I can not believe my mom does not bring
a sweatshirt with my face.

1503
01:32:32,081 --> 01:32:33,137
Girls, we made it.

1504
01:32:33,346 --> 01:32:37,773
We recover Christmas.
It would not have been possible without you.

1505
01:32:38,929 --> 01:32:39,873
I love them.

1506
01:32:40,063 --> 01:32:41,726
- And we to you.
- Equally.

1507
01:32:43,721 --> 01:32:46,712
Hello,
est  Carla?

1508
01:32:46,976 --> 01:32:47,944
S !

1509
01:32:50,989 --> 01:32:52,245
Ty Swindel.

1510
01:32:53,268 --> 01:32:54,914
How did you find me?

1511
01:32:55,749 --> 01:32:57,606
I just looked for you.

1512
01:32:57,793 --> 01:32:58,693
Hi.

1513
01:33:00,696 --> 01:33:02,594
There are many things
what I want to tell you

1514
01:33:02,797 --> 01:33:03,665
Dilas.

1515
01:33:05,097 --> 01:33:08,477
I think it's better to do it
with the universal language of dance.

1516
01:33:08,655 --> 01:33:10,600
- C llate.
-  S !

1517
01:33:10,700 --> 01:33:12,702
- What dance?
- A Christmas dance.

1518
01:33:22,364 --> 01:33:23,609
Ty ...

1519
01:33:31,767 --> 01:33:33,123
V lgame.

1520
01:33:40,794 --> 01:33:42,429
It's beautiful, Ty.

1521
01:33:50,327 --> 01:33:52,455
Oh, my fucking God.

1522
01:33:52,722 --> 01:33:56,311
Volt ala Volt ala
Just turn it on

1523
01:34:00,221 --> 01:34:01,106
All right.

1524
01:34:09,736 --> 01:34:10,554
Very good.

1525
01:34:11,364 --> 01:34:16,778
It was incredible.
Thank you very much.

1526
01:34:17,170 --> 01:34:18,737
Go for everything.

1527
01:34:18,913 --> 01:34:20,537
Do not cry, honey.
Do not Cry.

1528
01:34:21,794 --> 01:34:23,322
It is very sexy.

1529
01:34:24,349 --> 01:34:26,194
- He's my son.
-  S ?

1530
01:34:26,352 --> 01:34:27,552
- Hello.
-  l.

1531
01:34:27,767 --> 01:34:29,231
It's Jaxon.

1532
01:34:29,465 --> 01:34:31,253
- Qu of?
- Pleasure.

1533
01:34:31,853 --> 01:34:33,165
- I carry you.
- I love you.

1534
01:34:33,295 --> 01:34:34,208
I love you.

1535
01:34:37,603 --> 01:34:39,547
Let's see or we will lose the flight

1536
01:34:40,611 --> 01:34:42,462
- What flight?
- I did not tell you?

1537
01:34:42,836 --> 01:34:46,341
Isis, Ruth and I are leaving
to Las Vegas for New Year.

1538
01:34:46,502 --> 01:34:49,730
And we're going to see Wayne Newton
Before I die.

1539
01:34:50,841 --> 01:34:53,187
Are they going to Las Vegas together?

1540
01:34:53,343 --> 01:34:56,210
S .
We are already best friends.

1541
01:34:56,558 --> 01:34:58,320
Good,
We are new friends.

1542
01:34:58,542 --> 01:34:59,755
We're best friends.

1543
01:34:59,910 --> 01:35:01,361
Yes, new friends.

1544
01:35:03,149 --> 01:35:05,836
Good,
Merry Christmas to all.

1545
01:35:06,139 --> 01:35:08,893
S ,
Merry Christmas to all.

1546
01:35:09,117 --> 01:35:10,922
Hank,
bring our luggage.

1547
01:35:44,879 --> 01:35:46,858
Happy Christmas to everyone!

1548
01:35:48,494 --> 01:35:51,497
THE CHRISTMAS OF THE
MOTHERS REBELS

1549
01:38:02,300 --> 01:38:05,699
THE CHRISTMAS OF THE
MOTHERS REBELS

1550
01:38:09,738 --> 01:38:15,654