How High 2 (2019)

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♪ Real all the time, never Kool Aid ♪

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♪ Sippin' on D'Usse, psych ♪

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♪ Came a long way from G'burg ♪

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♪ Puttin' in work like Ferg ♪

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♪ New York, to L.A., Hawaii and Japan ♪

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♪ I'm the man,
least I'm feelin' like I am ♪

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♪ Got the whole wide world
in the palm of my hand ♪

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♪ But don't give a, I'm Sam I am ♪

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♪ What that even mean,
I don't know what you talkin' 'bout ♪

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♪ Why nowadays everybody got a palm out ♪

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♪ PLP, yeah that be me,
and that be what I rhyme 'bout ♪

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♪ I have arrived,
all you rappers are in timeout ♪

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♪ RattPack, where you at ♪

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♪ Everywhere worldwide ♪

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♪ I know you been waitin'
for this world to collide ♪

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♪ B-O-double B-Y H-A-L-L and Folarin ♪

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♪ 'Bout to take it back
like Doc and Marty ♪

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♪ Inside the DeLorean ♪

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♪ I am no historian, but here
to make my predecessors proud ♪

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♪ All you, not allowed ♪

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♪ I put it on everything,
I really want a cop out ♪

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♪ But I did good for a drop out ♪

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♪ Hop out the coupe,
chicken heads go crazy ♪

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♪ Gotta sound swag
when the flow get lazy ♪

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♪ What up, what good,
where you at, what you been on ♪

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♪ Anybody step into me,
I promise they get, on ♪

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♪ Better hop up on the train ♪

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♪ 'Fore you miss the chance to ♪

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♪ Hop up on the, hop up on the train ♪

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♪ 'Fore you miss the chance to get on ♪

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♪ Mixtape Bobby,
that's the type of, I spit on ♪

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♪ Woo ♪

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♪ And it's on now ♪

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♪ Everybody know that it's on now ♪

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♪ I'll be damned ♪

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107.9, Atlanta's home for hip-hop.

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Night tracks is sponsored by Fye.

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And coming up, we're dropping--

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- Okay, we got a biggie burger, wings,

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two waters, y'all want sauce?

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Boy, you know we want that sauce.

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Yeah, we wanna get it real wet.

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- Okay, 10.48, drive on up.

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♪ Come on now, come on now,
you gotta survive ♪

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♪ I said you gotta survive ♪

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Damn, now what you two little fine

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rich girls doing eating here?

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Whole Foods out of gas or something?

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- We in the mood to get reckless tonight.

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- You wanna turn up with us?

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- Hell yeah.

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- Let's go smoke out back, three ways.

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- Yo, where you get weed from?

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Yo, it's been dry as hell around here.

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- Everybody's down bad.

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You have no idea what we
had to do to get this pack.

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Come here.

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Whoa.

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- Woo!
- Spark it up, baby, yeah.

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- So look, I'm working for this company

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called Too Smack'd, it's like a app.

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Like, that delivers snacks to weed-heads,

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you know what I'm saying?

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And it's called Too Smack'd 'cause like,

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you smacking while you snack.

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- Oh my god.
- You get it?

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Too Smack.

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Y'all got me too high.

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- You ain't really
high until you hit this.

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- That looks like a purge mask.

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- Come on, baby.
- Okay, a little bit.

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- Are you ready, all right.

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- Here's what's up.
- What the?

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- We're gonna go inside
and you're gonna give us

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all of the cash in the register,

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or we're gonna deep fry your meat, cool?

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- Damn, man.

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Why y'all gotta go all
Clermont twins on me like that?

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- Our Xan dealer don't take
Daddy credit card no more.

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♪ Hey, hey ♪

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♪ Hey, hey ♪

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♪ Hey, hey ♪

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- Well what in the sweet
hell have you got going on?

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- I got robbed.

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- By who?

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- Savages, they was big
and it was a lot of 'em

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and I fought 'em off
for as long as I could.

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- Boy, you know the first
rule of working the night shift

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is you can't leave the
store unattended, bro.

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These people out here are animals

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and they will kill your
mama for a damn egg sandwich.

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Now I gotta go back here and see if we got

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the damn thugs on the videotape.

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- Video?

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- Roger, man, let me impeach
you on a little wisdom, man.

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If you wanna be in charge,

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you've got to follow the rules, bro.

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You gotta be a sheep
but not a outside sheep.

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You wanna be an inside sheep,
'cause outside sheep get ate.

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A sheep, remember that at your next job.

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- Next job?
- Yeah, 'cause I'mma

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have to let you go, man, you fired.

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And I need that shirt back.

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- Oh no, no, you can't, yo,
you can't take this shirt.

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I got a meeting at the
bank and I need this shirt,

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I left my shirt at home.

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- The shirt is property of Zesto's,

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I need that shirt back, man.

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- Fine man, I'mma do my own
thing anyway, keep the shirt.

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- Man, what the hell is this?

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- Ah, I left that in the pocket.

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- I guess you had a hell of a night.

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- No, no, that's mine, dog.

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- It was in the shirt so I
guess it belong to Zesto's now.

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That shirt is horrible, undershirt dirty.

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How you get ketchup on your nipple?

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Bye.

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Anybody else wanna get fired?

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Not me.

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♪ I'mma do my thing coast to coast ♪

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- Good afternoon, I'm Calvin, you Hayes?

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My man.
- Yeah, I'm Hayes.

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- Can I get you anything to
make the ride more comfortable?

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AC, bottle of water,
go to the back, get some loud?

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- Did you just offer me drugs?

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I'm gonna have to take
two stars off your rating.

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- Wait, for real?

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- No, I'm just playing.

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ATL is dry as dust.

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- Yeah, it is.

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- Why do you think I'm in
this sketch park right now?

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- Let's go to my office.

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We are open for business.

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This is that sky high, Mr. Hayes.

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You hit this, you're gonna be staring

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at the sky for three hours like this.

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- On the contrary, that is bunk.

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- You just gonna disrespect me like that?

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- I've seen pocket lint that's better.

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- Well go on and smoke
your pocket lint, then.

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Go on and smoke your pocket
lint with your rude ass.

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'Cause you ain't hurting my hustle.

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Just my feelings.

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Get out my car, Mr. Hayes.

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- Really?

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Nah, I'm just playing.

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You could've bought some weed, though.

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- Every time.

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Hello sir, may I borrow your shirt?

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I'll give it right back, dog.

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- Roger?

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Hey, it's Alicia, from high school?

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- Yo, yeah.

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Wow, you look amazing,
like Angela Rye amazing,

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like Jemele Hill amazing.

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- Okay.
- You look good.

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- I was going for Taylor Rooks,

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but I'll give you points for trying.

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- Good looking.

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- So, how have you been?

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What are you doing here?

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- Trying to get a loan for my business.

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- In that shirt?

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That's a raggedy-ass shirt,

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you look like you did a
little army crawl to get here.

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- It's a long story.

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- Yeah?

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Wish I had time to hear it.

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This is my boss, I gotta go.

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It was good seeing you.

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I'll see you later.

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- Aight, shy business lady.

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Where are you, cuz?

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We got our meeting at the bank.

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- Oh baby, that feels so good.

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Are you smashing right now?

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- No, boy, I'm making mashed potatoes.

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- Yo whatever man, just hurry up, dog.

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- Bitch, I told you to get off the phone.

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Your stroke ain't even that good.

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- So your company name is Too Smack'd?

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- Yep, it's an app where you
deliver snacks to stoners.

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- Do you have any collateral?

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Something, you know, of value
that could guarantee the loan.

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- Oh, yeah.

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Check these out.

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These are good as cash.

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I got Waffle House,
man, this has like 6.50.

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I got a IHOP, I got a Jiffy Lube,

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I have like four or five on it.

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That's good, right?

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Man, I can't never count on
you for nothing, never ever.

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- Listen, stop pressing me, okay?

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I told you I was cooking.

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Oh, green eggs and ham.

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- Man, shut up, man.

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Yo, we missed out on a
bank loan 'cause you did.

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You really need to tighten up.

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- Yes, and just because we cuz,

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that doesn't mean I got to help you.

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- You stay in my mama basement
for free, what you mean?

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- You stay in your mama basement.

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- It's my mama!

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- It's my auntie.

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Yeah, fool.

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- Ha ha, well, well, well.

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Two brokest, mustiest boys I know.

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Through here stankin',
messing up the community.

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What's up Calv, you here for the re-up?

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- Hell no, I can't even give
your dirty ass weed away.

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- Whoa.
- Count your blessing,

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this is the only weed in town.

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I had to mix that with oregano.

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- Basil and cilantro.

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- Talking about my weed,
what's wrong with him?

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- You got me looking stupid.

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- Hey, Big Bang can't make
nobody look like nobody.

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Big Bang only make Big
Bang look like Big Bang.

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You got you looking stupid.

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You know who I am?

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You know who grass you on?

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You know who almost property this is?

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If it wasn't for the city owning it,

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you know who would own this?

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Big Bang.
- Big Bang.

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- You know why they call me Big Bang?

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You know why, do you remember
why they call me Bing Bang?

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'Cause you the spark that started it all.

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- Say it like it's the
Pledge of Allegiance.

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- 'Cause you the spark--
♪ 'Cause you the spark ♪

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♪ that start it all ♪

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- Hey, hey, I ain't got
no record deals over here.

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- Come on, man.
- You trying to get signed?

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Only thing I sign is death certificates.

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You hear what I'm saying?

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Everybody know I started it all.

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This trap house right
here was a regular house,

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and then I had them build
it into a trap house.

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It was nice and I said,
why it look so nice out here,

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tear it up, break it down.

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This trap house is a monument.

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- Monument.

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- Commemorating washed up drug dealers.

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- Washed up?

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Heard your bitch ass got fired.

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- How you know that?

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- I know everything,
I knew before you got fired.

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You wanna come work for me,
I got a grill right here.

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I got a grill for him to come work on.

251
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I'mma fire you too.

252
00:10:43,546 --> 00:10:44,944
I'mma let you work half a day,
then you outta here.

253
00:10:44,979 --> 00:10:46,809
All these rappers out here,
talking they been trapping.

254
00:10:46,845 --> 00:10:47,942
They ain't been trapping.

255
00:10:47,977 --> 00:10:49,441
2 Chainz, there wasn't no 2 Chainz.

256
00:10:49,477 --> 00:10:50,841
He had no chains on.

257
00:10:50,876 --> 00:10:52,040
I gave him one chain one day,

258
00:10:52,075 --> 00:10:53,605
next day I seem him
again there go another.

259
00:10:53,641 --> 00:10:55,005
He's like, I'm 2 Chainz.

260
00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:57,503
I smoked out with a dude
named Mark Zuckerberg.

261
00:10:57,538 --> 00:10:59,036
Smoked him out, he was like,
I can't even feel my face.

262
00:10:59,071 --> 00:11:00,002
What he do?

263
00:11:00,037 --> 00:11:01,501
Make Facebook after that.

264
00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:03,833
I introduced Jay-Z to Beyonce.

265
00:11:04,368 --> 00:11:06,698
I introduced Whitney to Bobby.

266
00:11:10,731 --> 00:11:12,928
But it was a time when
they needed each other,

267
00:11:12,963 --> 00:11:14,460
and then things--

268
00:11:14,495 --> 00:11:16,492
- Man, we don't got time for this, man.

269
00:11:16,527 --> 00:11:17,925
- What you got time for?

270
00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:21,556
You wanna work?

271
00:11:22,458 --> 00:11:24,488
Hey yo, Roger.
- What?

272
00:11:24,523 --> 00:11:25,987
- Remember Alby.

273
00:11:26,022 --> 00:11:27,486
- What you talking about?

274
00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:28,919
- I'll be at your mama house later.

275
00:11:36,616 --> 00:11:38,879
- Aight look, right, check this out.

276
00:11:38,915 --> 00:11:41,012
- Nope, next, mm-mm.

277
00:11:41,046 --> 00:11:42,144
Look at her, cuz.

278
00:11:42,180 --> 00:11:43,710
She built like Big Bird.

279
00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:45,042
- Are you body shaming, bro?

280
00:11:45,078 --> 00:11:46,908
How you gonna be broke and picky?

281
00:11:46,943 --> 00:11:49,007
- Look, let me show you something.

282
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:53,005
Show you how a player I am,
I'mma DM her, right.

283
00:11:58,836 --> 00:12:00,634
- She read it, but.

284
00:12:00,668 --> 00:12:02,565
- Man, how she gonna
leave me on read, man.

285
00:12:02,601 --> 00:12:03,732
She ain't even that cute anyway.

286
00:12:03,767 --> 00:12:08,063
She needs to stop skipping
leg day with her little ugly.

287
00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:11,061
Roger, what was that?

288
00:12:11,096 --> 00:12:12,726
- Nothing, Mom.

289
00:12:12,761 --> 00:12:14,858
Do I have to get out of my chair?

290
00:12:14,894 --> 00:12:16,557
- No, Mama, stay in your chair.

291
00:12:16,593 --> 00:12:19,523
All right then, I'll stay in my chair.

292
00:12:19,558 --> 00:12:20,755
- What is that?

293
00:12:21,890 --> 00:12:23,587
Hey, look at this.

294
00:12:25,854 --> 00:12:27,984
Get back, fool.
- Grab that.

295
00:12:28,019 --> 00:12:30,616
All right.

296
00:12:30,651 --> 00:12:31,848
What's that?

297
00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:33,847
- Some kinda weed bible.

298
00:12:35,815 --> 00:12:37,712
Look like instructions for growing

299
00:12:37,747 --> 00:12:39,844
some kinda super weed or something.

300
00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:41,543
- Yeah, that's good, but we need to smoke

301
00:12:41,579 --> 00:12:43,676
the blunt that's on front of it here.

302
00:12:43,710 --> 00:12:44,841
- We don't know what that do.

303
00:12:44,877 --> 00:12:46,840
- Who cares, Roger, don't nobody care.

304
00:12:46,875 --> 00:12:48,838
It's better than the
twigs we been smoking.

305
00:12:48,874 --> 00:12:50,538
- That's true.

306
00:12:50,574 --> 00:12:51,537
- Race you.

307
00:13:07,564 --> 00:13:08,928
What, huh?

308
00:13:08,963 --> 00:13:11,026
- Yo, what is happening?

309
00:13:18,690 --> 00:13:20,854
- Oh, one, two, three.

310
00:13:26,985 --> 00:13:30,482
I'm glad that's over with.

311
00:13:54,537 --> 00:13:55,700
- The hell just happened, man?

312
00:13:55,736 --> 00:13:59,565
- I'm freaking out man,
we must be back on the west side.

313
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:00,930
- Somebody's coming, man.

314
00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:09,626
- Oh shit, Roger,
I forgot to tell you this.

315
00:14:09,661 --> 00:14:13,856
I had a dream last week
and this is how we both die.

316
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,587
- Who the hell are you?

317
00:14:18,623 --> 00:14:20,886
- Yeah, identify yourselves right now.

318
00:14:20,921 --> 00:14:21,818
Wait a minute, are we supposed

319
00:14:21,853 --> 00:14:23,917
to have helmets 'cause y'all got helmets?

320
00:14:26,818 --> 00:14:28,615
- No, we just hot boxing.

321
00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:30,746
They look fly, don't they?

322
00:14:31,648 --> 00:14:32,912
- Where are we?

323
00:14:32,947 --> 00:14:35,611
- You just smoked
yourself a one-way ticket

324
00:14:35,646 --> 00:14:36,943
to a player's party.

325
00:14:36,978 --> 00:14:38,775
- Players party.

326
00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:40,641
- Who are you?

327
00:14:40,676 --> 00:14:42,607
- It don't matter who I am.
- That's right.

328
00:14:42,642 --> 00:14:45,038
- It only matters what I know.
- Tell 'em.

329
00:14:45,074 --> 00:14:46,737
- That is the gas.

330
00:14:48,738 --> 00:14:51,601
The loud pack.
- That loud pack, ha ha.

331
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:00,762
- I ain't never seen nothing like that

332
00:15:00,798 --> 00:15:02,595
in them little projects y'all hang in.

333
00:15:02,630 --> 00:15:04,594
- Never.
- This is so beautiful,

334
00:15:04,629 --> 00:15:06,892
I just need a minute, y'all.

335
00:15:06,927 --> 00:15:08,425
- Is this heaven?

336
00:15:08,460 --> 00:15:10,590
- Does this look like heaven to you, fool?

337
00:15:10,625 --> 00:15:12,922
Y'all wouldn't make it in anyway.

338
00:15:12,958 --> 00:15:14,454
- Why are we here?

339
00:15:14,490 --> 00:15:15,854
- Y'all found the Weed Bible, right?

340
00:15:15,889 --> 00:15:16,953
- Right?
- Yeah but,

341
00:15:16,988 --> 00:15:19,451
what do we do with it?

342
00:15:19,487 --> 00:15:21,584
- Goodness.
- Learn how to grow some weed?

343
00:15:21,619 --> 00:15:22,749
- Duh!

344
00:15:22,785 --> 00:15:24,416
- This book could change human history

345
00:15:24,450 --> 00:15:27,680
and obviously you both been chose.

346
00:15:27,715 --> 00:15:29,745
- Both of you.
- I knew I was special,

347
00:15:29,781 --> 00:15:30,679
I knew it.

348
00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:35,009
- Too soon, way too soon.

349
00:15:35,045 --> 00:15:36,708
- Let me learn you
little fellas something.

350
00:15:36,743 --> 00:15:37,608
- Learn 'em something.
- Marijuana's been

351
00:15:37,643 --> 00:15:40,439
around since B.C.
- You know what that is?

352
00:15:40,475 --> 00:15:41,872
- Before crack, sure have.

353
00:15:41,907 --> 00:15:45,003
- It's before Christ, man, before Christ.

354
00:15:45,039 --> 00:15:46,702
- I got the before part right, though.

355
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:48,435
- Now that **** that y'all call loud,

356
00:15:48,471 --> 00:15:49,668
we have another name for.

357
00:15:49,703 --> 00:15:51,732
It was called sinsemilla.
- Sinsemilla.

358
00:15:51,768 --> 00:15:53,665
Give 'em something else.
- Acapulcoco.

359
00:15:53,700 --> 00:15:55,530
- Give 'em something else.
- Kush.

360
00:15:55,566 --> 00:15:58,429
- Give 'em another.
- The purple.

361
00:15:58,465 --> 00:16:02,560
And this right here my friend,
is the ultimate bud.

362
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:05,559
It's gorgeous.

363
00:16:05,593 --> 00:16:07,990
- It smells like angel farts.
- Farts of an angel.

364
00:16:08,026 --> 00:16:09,556
- What's it called?

365
00:16:09,591 --> 00:16:11,388
- It's called...

366
00:16:13,789 --> 00:16:15,419
- I wonder how you spell that.

367
00:16:15,455 --> 00:16:18,350
- You smoke it, you don't spell it, dummy.

368
00:16:18,786 --> 00:16:20,816
- Now this weed right here will give you

369
00:16:20,851 --> 00:16:25,680
supernatural ability to fight
off evil, dangerous things.

370
00:16:26,714 --> 00:16:28,978
Make sure you protect
this bible with your life.

371
00:16:29,013 --> 00:16:30,710
- Your life, you heard him.

372
00:16:30,746 --> 00:16:33,209
- Come on.
- Go on, hit 'em one time.

373
00:16:42,772 --> 00:16:45,002
- Hell, what year is it?

374
00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:46,134
Who am I?

375
00:16:46,170 --> 00:16:50,965
- Bruh, I feel like the
universe just twerked on my face.

376
00:16:51,001 --> 00:16:52,664
That weed is evil.

377
00:16:54,899 --> 00:16:56,228
Let's hit it again.

378
00:16:56,264 --> 00:16:58,994
- I feel you, but wait, that's how

379
00:16:59,029 --> 00:17:01,859
we can get our money, cuz, with the weed.

380
00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:02,992
- I'm in.

381
00:17:03,027 --> 00:17:04,690
- Think about it, we try and get loans,

382
00:17:04,726 --> 00:17:06,956
ain't nobody gonna give
dudes like us a shot.

383
00:17:06,991 --> 00:17:08,288
- I'm in.

384
00:17:08,323 --> 00:17:09,654
- Ain't no weed in town right now.

385
00:17:09,689 --> 00:17:10,787
- I'm in.

386
00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:11,987
- And if we grow this, we can sell it

387
00:17:12,022 --> 00:17:13,852
and make enough money
to start our business.

388
00:17:13,888 --> 00:17:15,785
- Bitch, didn't I tell you I'm in?

389
00:17:15,820 --> 00:17:17,450
And you not listening, I'm in.

390
00:17:17,485 --> 00:17:18,616
I am in, in.

391
00:17:19,717 --> 00:17:23,347
Damn, cuz, I been selling
weed, I'm just bad at it.

392
00:17:23,382 --> 00:17:24,979
Look, I'm tired of being broke

393
00:17:25,014 --> 00:17:26,677
and I'm tired of staying
in your mama basement.

394
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,676
What wrong with my basement?

395
00:17:28,712 --> 00:17:29,776
- Ma, stop listening.

396
00:17:29,811 --> 00:17:31,775
Then stop badmouthing my basement.

397
00:17:31,810 --> 00:17:33,341
- I'm sorry, Auntie.

398
00:17:33,376 --> 00:17:35,173
Girl, you know I love your basement.

399
00:17:35,208 --> 00:17:37,605
I love everything you do for me.

400
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,803
All right then, Calvin.

401
00:17:42,004 --> 00:17:43,635
- Let's grow.

402
00:17:46,835 --> 00:17:49,298
♪ Dance with my dogs in
the nighttime, woof ♪

403
00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:52,163
♪ Trap, with the chickens like Popeye's ♪

404
00:17:52,198 --> 00:17:54,762
♪ Money changing colors like tie-dye ♪

405
00:17:54,797 --> 00:17:56,927
♪ I'm just tryna get it,
I ain't tryna die ♪

406
00:17:56,963 --> 00:17:59,493
♪ She got a big ol' onion
booty, make the world cry ♪

407
00:17:59,527 --> 00:18:02,890
♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin'
like a stir fry, whip it ♪

408
00:18:02,925 --> 00:18:04,156
♪ Hold them bands down ♪

409
00:18:04,191 --> 00:18:05,389
♪ Hold your mans down ♪

410
00:18:05,424 --> 00:18:06,788
♪ Who told you come around, who ♪

411
00:18:06,823 --> 00:18:08,254
♪ Get that trap sound ♪

412
00:18:08,289 --> 00:18:10,819
♪ Designer clothes, fashion shows ♪

413
00:18:10,855 --> 00:18:13,385
♪ Trap house made of gold ♪

414
00:18:13,420 --> 00:18:14,450
♪ Control the bag now ♪

415
00:18:14,486 --> 00:18:15,816
♪ No need to brag now ♪

416
00:18:15,852 --> 00:18:17,216
♪ And put the mask down ♪

417
00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:18,448
♪ We livin' fast now ♪

418
00:18:18,484 --> 00:18:21,246
♪ Finest, finest grows ♪

419
00:18:21,281 --> 00:18:24,244
♪ We can go, coast to coast ♪

420
00:18:24,279 --> 00:18:29,109
♪ Watchin' me whip up,
still be real and famous ♪

421
00:18:29,144 --> 00:18:33,872
♪ Dance with my dogs in the nighttime ♪

422
00:18:33,907 --> 00:18:36,404
♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin'
like a stir fry, whip it ♪

423
00:18:36,439 --> 00:18:38,869
♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin'
like a stir fry, whip it ♪

424
00:18:38,904 --> 00:18:41,468
♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin'
like a stir fry, whip it ♪

425
00:18:41,503 --> 00:18:44,266
♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin'
like a stir fry, whip it ♪

426
00:18:44,302 --> 00:18:47,398
♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin'
like a stir fry, whip it ♪

427
00:18:47,433 --> 00:18:52,395
♪ Keep watchin' me whip up,
still be real and famous ♪

428
00:18:53,329 --> 00:18:57,392
♪ Dance with my dogs in the nighttime ♪

429
00:18:57,427 --> 00:19:00,124
♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin'
like a stir fry, whip it ♪

430
00:19:00,159 --> 00:19:02,556
♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin'
like a stir fry, whip it ♪

431
00:19:02,591 --> 00:19:05,288
♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin'
like a stir fry, whip it ♪

432
00:19:05,323 --> 00:19:09,052
♪ In the kitchen, wrist
twistin' like a stir fry, woof ♪

433
00:19:11,252 --> 00:19:12,383
- Hell no, man.

434
00:19:14,151 --> 00:19:16,414
- All that work for nothing.

435
00:19:16,450 --> 00:19:18,413
- Waste of damn time, cuz.

436
00:19:24,145 --> 00:19:25,042
- Hell.

437
00:19:27,377 --> 00:19:30,706
Oh hell naw.

438
00:19:32,873 --> 00:19:34,404
What goin' on, cuz?

439
00:19:40,269 --> 00:19:41,400
We gon' be rich.

440
00:19:49,863 --> 00:19:51,760
We'd like another chance
to win your business, okay?

441
00:19:51,796 --> 00:19:53,526
Now, we done upgraded our product line.

442
00:19:53,561 --> 00:19:55,225
Roger, show him what we got.

443
00:19:57,292 --> 00:19:59,222
- Damn, man.
- Exactly.

444
00:19:59,258 --> 00:20:00,256
That's what I'm talking about.

445
00:20:00,291 --> 00:20:01,721
- This ain't just any weed.

446
00:20:01,756 --> 00:20:04,720
We like to think of
ourselves as the Apple of weed.

447
00:20:04,755 --> 00:20:06,719
We're about to be in everybody's pocket.

448
00:20:06,753 --> 00:20:09,217
- See this right here, it's all the case.

449
00:20:09,253 --> 00:20:10,417
When you're tryna to turn up--
- Turn up.

450
00:20:10,452 --> 00:20:11,716
- Turn down--
- Turn down.

451
00:20:11,751 --> 00:20:13,348
- Turn your life around.

452
00:20:13,383 --> 00:20:14,747
We ain't trying to pull up.
- Pull up.

453
00:20:14,783 --> 00:20:16,213
- Pull out.
- Pull out.

454
00:20:16,248 --> 00:20:17,479
- Or maybe pull over.

455
00:20:17,514 --> 00:20:18,478
- Stop!

456
00:20:25,410 --> 00:20:26,341
- Oh, damn.

457
00:20:30,540 --> 00:20:33,037
- I think you oh damned
a little too early.

458
00:20:33,072 --> 00:20:35,335
Okay, okay, we gotta do this.

459
00:20:38,102 --> 00:20:41,198
You gotta record this,
'bout to get this on WorldStar.

460
00:20:41,234 --> 00:20:44,064
Landscape, fool,
you gotta catch everything.

461
00:20:44,098 --> 00:20:45,663
Hey man, y'all better
watch where y'all going.

462
00:20:45,698 --> 00:20:47,361
- You were at a stop sign.

463
00:20:47,397 --> 00:20:49,460
- Yeah, it was my homeboy fault.

464
00:20:49,496 --> 00:20:51,192
- What, let me tell you something,

465
00:20:51,228 --> 00:20:52,692
you never apologize, okay?

466
00:20:52,727 --> 00:20:53,724
There's three rules of living.

467
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:55,391
Rule number one, never apologize.

468
00:20:55,426 --> 00:20:57,189
Rule number two, you never give out

469
00:20:57,225 --> 00:20:58,721
your government name, okay?

470
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:00,388
Rule number three, you never throw out

471
00:21:00,423 --> 00:21:02,353
cups that get free refills.

472
00:21:02,389 --> 00:21:03,319
What?

473
00:21:03,354 --> 00:21:05,784
- I'm gonna snap you in
half, you little punk.

474
00:21:05,819 --> 00:21:08,815
My boss is gonna be really,
really upset about this.

475
00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:10,482
- Nobody give a damn about your boss.

476
00:21:10,517 --> 00:21:12,780
Your boss can kiss my ass.

477
00:21:17,746 --> 00:21:18,477
Is that Lil Baby?

478
00:21:18,512 --> 00:21:19,776
- That's Lil Baby.

479
00:21:19,811 --> 00:21:21,309
- What the hell going on man,

480
00:21:21,344 --> 00:21:24,207
y'all see this big ass
boat in front of y'all, man?

481
00:21:24,242 --> 00:21:26,172
- Wait, wait, wait.

482
00:21:26,208 --> 00:21:29,005
What if I offered you a truce?

483
00:21:29,039 --> 00:21:30,803
- A truce, man, I don't need to do truces.

484
00:21:30,839 --> 00:21:33,269
- Nah, we made it man, it's good ****.

485
00:21:33,304 --> 00:21:35,667
- I'll tell you if it good
**** or not, lemme see.

486
00:21:35,702 --> 00:21:37,133
- What, what are you doing?

487
00:21:37,168 --> 00:21:39,164
Gonna get your ass kicked.

488
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,398
- Shut up, look.

489
00:21:43,198 --> 00:21:44,995
You see, look again.

490
00:21:47,829 --> 00:21:48,726
All right.

491
00:21:49,661 --> 00:21:53,156
- Hey man, I ain't gonna lie
man, that's some good ****.

492
00:21:53,192 --> 00:21:54,223
- I told you.

493
00:21:55,191 --> 00:21:57,654
- Good ****, that **** strong or what.

494
00:21:57,689 --> 00:21:59,020
What the hell we doing right here, anyway.

495
00:21:59,055 --> 00:22:02,118
- Y'all hit us, Lil Baby,
you wail-wail-wailed the ****.

496
00:22:02,153 --> 00:22:03,018
He wailed it.

497
00:22:03,053 --> 00:22:04,317
- Um, we hit your car

498
00:22:04,353 --> 00:22:05,683
on accident.
- Hold on, hold on, hold on,

499
00:22:05,719 --> 00:22:07,249
y'all talking about this right here?

500
00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:08,215
- Accident.

501
00:22:09,116 --> 00:22:12,279
- Man, I ain't even trippin',
don't even worry about it, man.

502
00:22:12,314 --> 00:22:13,511
- For real?

503
00:22:13,547 --> 00:22:16,310
- Yeah, it'd be a shame to be
upset on such a beautiful day.

504
00:22:16,346 --> 00:22:19,141
- We gonna get some fries, let's ride.

505
00:22:19,177 --> 00:22:21,140
- Well, I'll be damned.

506
00:22:24,341 --> 00:22:25,605
- I told you.

507
00:22:27,106 --> 00:22:28,669
- Yo, why you still recording?

508
00:22:28,705 --> 00:22:29,669
Don't nobody wanna see no video

509
00:22:29,705 --> 00:22:31,134
of some guys becoming friends.

510
00:22:31,170 --> 00:22:32,634
- Man, you don't get it, do you?

511
00:22:32,669 --> 00:22:33,733
We supposed to fight those dudes

512
00:22:33,768 --> 00:22:35,299
but the weed made us get along.

513
00:22:35,335 --> 00:22:37,098
- That was incredible.

514
00:22:37,133 --> 00:22:39,630
I mean, I've never seen weed do that.

515
00:22:39,665 --> 00:22:41,129
This stuff has superpowers.

516
00:22:41,165 --> 00:22:42,062
- Exactly.

517
00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:43,961
- You know what?

518
00:22:43,996 --> 00:22:45,626
We about to own this town.

519
00:22:45,661 --> 00:22:48,625
Everybody finna be a superhero.

520
00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:50,157
Let's go!

521
00:22:50,192 --> 00:22:53,322
♪ Nobody got it like we
got it, who you foolin' ♪

522
00:22:53,357 --> 00:22:56,420
My car won't start, goddammit.

523
00:22:56,455 --> 00:22:59,618
♪ Business is booming and
everyone want a Porsche ♪

524
00:22:59,653 --> 00:23:02,617
♪ Now I can't find my wallet,
no more contortion ♪

525
00:23:02,652 --> 00:23:05,748
♪ Can't tell me nothing,
I been making a fortune ♪

526
00:23:05,784 --> 00:23:06,747
- Lou, how can I help you?

527
00:23:06,783 --> 00:23:11,611
- I mean, I wanna enjoy
my job, but I hate kids.

528
00:23:11,646 --> 00:23:14,243
- Got the perfect thing for you.

529
00:23:20,008 --> 00:23:22,971
♪ Business is booming, money be moving ♪

530
00:23:23,006 --> 00:23:25,970
♪ We don't be losing,
what y'all be doing ♪

531
00:23:26,005 --> 00:23:29,135
♪ Business is booming, money be moving ♪

532
00:23:29,170 --> 00:23:32,066
♪ Nobody sleeping on the
job, got me snoozin' ♪

533
00:23:32,101 --> 00:23:34,565
- Come on, for real?
- Come on.

534
00:23:35,999 --> 00:23:37,563
- Yo, what's up OG?

535
00:23:37,598 --> 00:23:39,262
- All the goddamn people on the spot,

536
00:23:39,298 --> 00:23:41,627
all up in my goddamn
smoke box on my grill, man,

537
00:23:41,663 --> 00:23:43,293
goddamn running crazy, boy.

538
00:23:43,328 --> 00:23:44,492
You know what I'm talking 'bout?

539
00:23:44,527 --> 00:23:47,690
- I don't know what he said,
just show him the weed, man.

540
00:23:55,987 --> 00:23:57,718
♪ Hope you ready for the boom now ♪

541
00:23:57,754 --> 00:23:59,184
♪ All of my partners is busy ♪

542
00:24:03,950 --> 00:24:07,213
Roger, we are turning the block up, baby.

543
00:24:07,248 --> 00:24:09,545
Told you it was gonna work.

544
00:24:13,578 --> 00:24:16,574
♪ We 'bout to get some money ♪

545
00:24:16,609 --> 00:24:20,238
♪ Hands in the bag like
I'm holding both jokes ♪

546
00:24:20,274 --> 00:24:21,571
♪ Business is booming ♪

547
00:24:21,606 --> 00:24:23,103
- No one talks to me.

548
00:24:23,138 --> 00:24:24,369
I think it's because
I'm the only white kid

549
00:24:24,404 --> 00:24:27,168
at a historically black college.

550
00:24:28,736 --> 00:24:31,998
- Nah, you just lame as hell.

551
00:24:32,033 --> 00:24:33,664
You gotta loosen up, brother.

552
00:24:33,699 --> 00:24:35,097
- I just want people to see the chill,

553
00:24:35,131 --> 00:24:38,028
charismatic me, not this anxious mess.

554
00:24:38,063 --> 00:24:39,660
- You so anxious but this the weed

555
00:24:39,695 --> 00:24:41,659
that's gonna calm you down.

556
00:24:41,694 --> 00:24:44,391
♪ Nobody got it like we
got it, who you fooling ♪

557
00:24:44,426 --> 00:24:47,222
♪ Business is booming, money be moving ♪

558
00:24:47,258 --> 00:24:51,653
♪ We don't be losing,
what y'all be doing ♪

559
00:24:51,688 --> 00:24:56,084
Over here, this is where rich people live.

560
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:57,650
Who the hell gave him the key.

561
00:24:57,685 --> 00:24:59,315
- Now Quenton, you know I have to know

562
00:24:59,351 --> 00:25:02,148
how dreadful was that outfit she had on?

563
00:25:02,183 --> 00:25:04,679
- Honey, it was ugly and it was an outfit.

564
00:25:04,715 --> 00:25:05,979
- What did you say to Portia?

565
00:25:06,014 --> 00:25:07,211
- None of your damn business.

566
00:25:07,247 --> 00:25:08,544
- What you mean, none of my business?

567
00:25:08,579 --> 00:25:09,976
- What I said.

568
00:25:10,011 --> 00:25:11,208
Ladies.

569
00:25:11,244 --> 00:25:14,640
- Uh-uh, he's messy.
- He's acting real funny.

570
00:25:15,774 --> 00:25:19,338
- Man, when I tell you these
bitches are wearing me out.

571
00:25:19,373 --> 00:25:20,970
- We got what you need.

572
00:25:21,005 --> 00:25:23,069
Take a whiff of that.

573
00:25:23,104 --> 00:25:26,200
- Ooh, I'mma try,
let you know how this work out.

574
00:25:26,236 --> 00:25:29,065
I'mma go live my best life with this.

575
00:25:29,100 --> 00:25:30,531
- Yeah.

576
00:25:30,566 --> 00:25:32,530
♪ Blood, sweat, and tears
running dry, need a donor ♪

577
00:25:32,565 --> 00:25:35,528
♪ Hands in the bag like
I'm holding both joke ♪

578
00:25:35,563 --> 00:25:37,127
♪ Business is booming ♪

579
00:25:37,162 --> 00:25:38,293
- I don't give a damn who--

580
00:25:39,994 --> 00:25:40,958
Get on over here, Quenton.

581
00:25:40,993 --> 00:25:44,856
- Get in here.
- Get your ass over here, boy.

582
00:25:48,089 --> 00:25:49,953
- Open me up, cuz.

583
00:25:49,988 --> 00:25:51,652
- How much we got?

584
00:25:51,687 --> 00:25:53,518
- About this much.
- Aight.

585
00:25:53,553 --> 00:25:54,650
- I mean, this town so dry,

586
00:25:54,686 --> 00:25:56,182
we're finna be making all the money.

587
00:25:56,218 --> 00:25:58,615
I'm talking baby wipes
instead of toilet tissue money.

588
00:25:58,649 --> 00:26:00,514
I'm talking brand new car money.

589
00:26:00,548 --> 00:26:03,012
I'm talking getting yourself
out your mama basement money.

590
00:26:03,048 --> 00:26:05,177
What's wrong with my basement?

591
00:26:05,213 --> 00:26:06,177
- Damn, she got some good ears.

592
00:26:06,213 --> 00:26:09,309
- 'Cause you're so damn
loud, man, come on, man.

593
00:26:09,344 --> 00:26:11,940
- You know I love your basement, Auntie.

594
00:26:11,975 --> 00:26:15,505
♪ We been getting all the money ♪

595
00:26:15,540 --> 00:26:18,170
♪ All the money ♪

596
00:26:19,171 --> 00:26:20,069
Oh damn.

597
00:26:21,070 --> 00:26:23,966
- Aw damn, our super weed is gone.

598
00:26:25,668 --> 00:26:28,997
They got the bible too, cuz.

599
00:26:29,032 --> 00:26:34,461
- Damn.

600
00:26:34,496 --> 00:26:36,193
Ere's our ****?

601
00:26:36,228 --> 00:26:37,325
- Boy you better slow down,

602
00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:38,492
run up on my side house like that.

603
00:26:38,526 --> 00:26:39,458
You wanna come around the front,

604
00:26:39,493 --> 00:26:40,690
you wanna address me properly.

605
00:26:40,725 --> 00:26:42,355
Come up talking their broken knees,

606
00:26:42,391 --> 00:26:43,522
act like they having a
Cracker Jack or something.

607
00:26:43,558 --> 00:26:45,587
- Did you see somebody go in my house?

608
00:26:45,622 --> 00:26:46,687
- Did I see somebody what?

609
00:26:46,722 --> 00:26:48,319
Do I look like the house watcher,

610
00:26:48,354 --> 00:26:51,584
or Big Bang the watchdog?

611
00:26:51,619 --> 00:26:52,683
No, I watch no goddamn house.

612
00:26:52,718 --> 00:26:54,415
I've just been sitting with Co-Sign

613
00:26:54,451 --> 00:26:56,748
and these beautiful ladies,
and this dude I don't know,

614
00:26:56,783 --> 00:26:59,679
looking at that cloud up
there shaped like the booty.

615
00:26:59,714 --> 00:27:01,179
It's amazing.

616
00:27:01,214 --> 00:27:02,577
- Ain't nobody worry about that, man.

617
00:27:02,612 --> 00:27:04,743
Somebody went in my house
and stole our whole stash.

618
00:27:04,778 --> 00:27:06,642
- See, that's what happens.

619
00:27:06,677 --> 00:27:08,307
Look at you, just decide you wanna

620
00:27:08,342 --> 00:27:10,339
sell weed and start selling weed.

621
00:27:10,375 --> 00:27:12,272
Can't just do that,
you can't just sit down

622
00:27:12,307 --> 00:27:14,770
at the dinner table and start
eating without praying, boy.

623
00:27:14,806 --> 00:27:17,003
You probably got ghetto taxed.

624
00:27:17,038 --> 00:27:19,334
Probably, that ghetto tax real.

625
00:27:19,370 --> 00:27:20,567
- You took it?

626
00:27:20,602 --> 00:27:22,266
- Did I say I knew anything about it?

627
00:27:22,301 --> 00:27:24,565
I'm just saying, maybe things
like this wouldn't happen

628
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:27,230
if you showed Big Bang some respect.

629
00:27:27,265 --> 00:27:29,429
- Respect, respect,
here you go talking about respect.

630
00:27:29,464 --> 00:27:30,561
- Yeah, like Aretha.
- Bro, that's all you

631
00:27:30,596 --> 00:27:31,661
ever talk about.

632
00:27:31,695 --> 00:27:33,160
Yo, we don't owe you nothing, bro,

633
00:27:33,195 --> 00:27:33,659
this man act like he
invented selling weed.

634
00:27:33,694 --> 00:27:35,292
- I'm telling you.

635
00:27:35,327 --> 00:27:36,491
- Ain't nobody else
invent selling weed but me.

636
00:27:36,527 --> 00:27:39,456
I been trapping since before
trapping was trapping, aight?

637
00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:40,622
That's what I do.

638
00:27:40,657 --> 00:27:42,422
You ever heard of Selma?

639
00:27:42,456 --> 00:27:43,587
- Yeah, I heard of Selma.

640
00:27:43,623 --> 00:27:44,753
- Yeah, that's why they call it Selma.

641
00:27:44,789 --> 00:27:46,285
I used to sell my weed down there.

642
00:27:47,620 --> 00:27:49,583
They was marching for that,

643
00:27:49,619 --> 00:27:51,283
and other things important
in the black community,

644
00:27:51,317 --> 00:27:52,615
but we was part of it.

645
00:27:52,650 --> 00:27:54,580
- Yo man, we get it, you old as hell, bro,

646
00:27:54,616 --> 00:27:56,213
but where's our weed at?

647
00:27:56,249 --> 00:27:59,278
- Who you calling old, you seen my outfit?

648
00:27:59,313 --> 00:28:00,411
Boy, I'm fresher than zest.

649
00:28:00,446 --> 00:28:02,709
Boy, I'm so fresh,
people don't say, take a shower.

650
00:28:02,744 --> 00:28:04,442
They say, take a Big Bang.

651
00:28:04,477 --> 00:28:05,741
Lemme tell you what y'all should do.

652
00:28:05,777 --> 00:28:07,573
If I was y'all, which I never y'all,

653
00:28:07,609 --> 00:28:08,739
'cause I don't wanna be standing there

654
00:28:08,775 --> 00:28:10,405
looking up at Big Bang like, please,

655
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,570
Big Bang, help us, who stole our weed?

656
00:28:12,606 --> 00:28:15,602
If I was y'all, this is what I'd do.

657
00:28:15,637 --> 00:28:18,267
Search around, you're looking
in the wrong place right here.

658
00:28:18,302 --> 00:28:20,266
Go down there,
ask the Asian people down there.

659
00:28:20,301 --> 00:28:21,399
You ain't asked them?

660
00:28:21,434 --> 00:28:22,598
The white people over there,

661
00:28:22,633 --> 00:28:24,397
being got all their windows blacked out.

662
00:28:24,432 --> 00:28:25,496
- We didn't check the white people.

663
00:28:25,531 --> 00:28:27,262
- You ain't even see,
they go in and out the house.

664
00:28:27,297 --> 00:28:28,561
They could be in there murdering people.

665
00:28:28,597 --> 00:28:30,260
I'm not saying that they stole anything,

666
00:28:30,295 --> 00:28:31,726
'cause that would be racist.

667
00:28:31,762 --> 00:28:33,692
I'm just saying, check the,

668
00:28:33,726 --> 00:28:35,723
what you do is check the high school.

669
00:28:35,759 --> 00:28:38,589
Oh, them high boys down there,
they got no respect.

670
00:28:38,624 --> 00:28:40,521
All they looking for is somebody to get.

671
00:28:40,556 --> 00:28:41,620
They got the face all day.

672
00:28:41,655 --> 00:28:43,952
Maybe they got your ****.

673
00:28:43,987 --> 00:28:45,251
- Is that a booty cloud?

674
00:28:45,286 --> 00:28:47,450
- No, look more to the left.

675
00:28:47,486 --> 00:28:50,215
Damn, booty cloud.

676
00:28:50,250 --> 00:28:53,580
That's the booty cloud, woo!

677
00:28:58,213 --> 00:29:00,243
- Yo man, why you wearing
that stupid-ass hat?

678
00:29:00,278 --> 00:29:01,575
- What's wrong with it?

679
00:29:01,610 --> 00:29:03,507
I used to wear it back in the day.

680
00:29:03,542 --> 00:29:06,406
You gotta understand,
cuz, we gotta blend in.

681
00:29:06,441 --> 00:29:08,271
Come on now, gotta trust me.

682
00:29:08,307 --> 00:29:09,371
- Come on, man.

683
00:29:09,406 --> 00:29:11,269
- Come on, twizzler head.

684
00:29:11,305 --> 00:29:12,369
Students, please report

685
00:29:12,404 --> 00:29:15,900
to the buses for the
Verdant Biokinetic field trip.

686
00:29:15,936 --> 00:29:17,233
- Aight, now check this out.

687
00:29:17,268 --> 00:29:19,331
We looking for kids with clean kicks,

688
00:29:19,367 --> 00:29:21,230
'cause that mean they stole our stash.

689
00:29:21,265 --> 00:29:23,262
- Bet you they did, I bet you they did.

690
00:29:23,298 --> 00:29:26,228
Oh snap, it's McMullen.
- Yup, McMullen.

691
00:29:26,262 --> 00:29:29,159
- Oh, I did not know he was
still the principal here.

692
00:29:29,195 --> 00:29:31,258
- He is.
- He can't see me.

693
00:29:31,294 --> 00:29:32,358
Can't see me.

694
00:29:33,392 --> 00:29:36,356
You know he's still mad at me.

695
00:29:36,390 --> 00:29:38,088
- You know why.

696
00:29:38,123 --> 00:29:39,520
- Bro, it was a senior prank.

697
00:29:39,555 --> 00:29:42,218
- Man, you smashed his wife.

698
00:29:42,253 --> 00:29:44,217
- On his desk.

699
00:29:44,252 --> 00:29:46,149
While the PA was on.

700
00:29:47,417 --> 00:29:50,513
- Oh, I'mma be on the honor roll now.

701
00:29:52,247 --> 00:29:53,379
- What the!

702
00:29:56,179 --> 00:29:57,643
- Can I get, a swirl.

703
00:29:59,111 --> 00:30:00,874
It's a souvenir.
- I hate that hat.

704
00:30:00,910 --> 00:30:04,206
- Listen, the kid has gotta wear pants,

705
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:06,237
that's not up for debate.

706
00:30:18,599 --> 00:30:19,630
Coochie king.

707
00:30:22,697 --> 00:30:23,828
Oh, it's on.

708
00:30:30,693 --> 00:30:33,189
- Hey man, why is it so quiet?

709
00:30:33,224 --> 00:30:36,887
- Like, don't nobody
wanna skip class, man.

710
00:30:36,922 --> 00:30:38,320
Yo, Wesley Snipes.

711
00:30:41,553 --> 00:30:43,317
Oh my god.

712
00:30:43,352 --> 00:30:46,148
- Damn, what happened, skirt?
- Poor kid.

713
00:30:46,183 --> 00:30:48,113
Oh my god, what your face?

714
00:30:48,149 --> 00:30:50,146
- Goddamn, these kids.

715
00:30:50,181 --> 00:30:51,312
Oh.

716
00:30:57,677 --> 00:30:59,540
Come on, man, we're about to get robbed.

717
00:30:59,575 --> 00:31:02,471
You don't wanna rob us, we broke.

718
00:31:02,507 --> 00:31:04,470
- Would you mind taking our picture, sir?

719
00:31:04,506 --> 00:31:05,437
- Huh?
- We just got a A

720
00:31:05,472 --> 00:31:08,201
on a science project and
we wanna text our mom.

721
00:31:08,237 --> 00:31:09,434
- Take a picture?

722
00:31:09,469 --> 00:31:11,100
They kids, man.

723
00:31:11,136 --> 00:31:12,166
- Don't you ever reach for
your damn jacket like that,

724
00:31:12,201 --> 00:31:13,632
put your phone in your pocket.

725
00:31:13,668 --> 00:31:16,830
I almost knocked y'all the **** out.

726
00:31:27,192 --> 00:31:28,523
- Sir.
- Yep.

727
00:31:28,558 --> 00:31:30,089
- He called me sir.

728
00:31:30,125 --> 00:31:32,554
- It's the braids, I done told you.

729
00:31:33,456 --> 00:31:34,587
You smell that?

730
00:31:36,187 --> 00:31:38,418
- Right here, right here.

731
00:31:38,453 --> 00:31:40,150
Pot, we're going in that door

732
00:31:40,185 --> 00:31:41,416
and we gonna get them punks, come on.

733
00:31:51,612 --> 00:31:53,242
- Yo, Mr. Crandall.

734
00:31:53,278 --> 00:31:54,808
- Oh, Jesus.

735
00:31:54,844 --> 00:31:56,973
- Can we get high?

736
00:31:57,009 --> 00:31:58,140
- You guys scared the piss outta me.

737
00:31:58,174 --> 00:31:59,805
Why are you not on the field trip?

738
00:31:59,841 --> 00:32:00,971
- Boy, that boy high as hell.

739
00:32:01,007 --> 00:32:02,004
You don't remember me?

740
00:32:02,039 --> 00:32:04,236
It's Calvin.
- Roger.

741
00:32:04,272 --> 00:32:06,868
- Hold up, lemme do my move.

742
00:32:08,136 --> 00:32:09,799
- Calvin, yes I remember you.

743
00:32:09,835 --> 00:32:12,098
- What's up!
- You graduated?

744
00:32:12,133 --> 00:32:13,497
- I mean, you know,
I walked across the stage.

745
00:32:13,532 --> 00:32:15,230
- You walked, yeah for sure.
- I was there, you know.

746
00:32:15,265 --> 00:32:16,929
- So what's up?

747
00:32:16,964 --> 00:32:21,159
- We got a little neighborhood
business that, you know,

748
00:32:21,195 --> 00:32:23,558
me and my cousin have
started up, right, you know,

749
00:32:23,593 --> 00:32:25,157
'cause we trying to
change our life around,

750
00:32:25,193 --> 00:32:27,289
'cause I graduated, right?

751
00:32:27,324 --> 00:32:31,054
Some of our business
supplies have been misplaced

752
00:32:31,089 --> 00:32:34,086
and it was brought to our attention

753
00:32:34,121 --> 00:32:37,117
that some of the people who
might have misplaced them,

754
00:32:37,152 --> 00:32:38,782
they probably go to this school,

755
00:32:38,818 --> 00:32:41,214
so we just wanted to say hey,
you know, speak to 'em.

756
00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:42,780
- So you guys are dealers?

757
00:32:42,816 --> 00:32:43,880
Somebody copped your product.

758
00:32:43,915 --> 00:32:46,978
- The whole stash, man,
they took the whole thing.

759
00:32:47,013 --> 00:32:48,777
And this smells rather familiar.

760
00:32:48,812 --> 00:32:50,809
We was wondering if you could help us

761
00:32:50,844 --> 00:32:52,308
find out where you got it,
'cause you know,

762
00:32:52,344 --> 00:32:54,773
it's kinda hard to come by now, you know?

763
00:32:54,809 --> 00:32:55,740
- You're telling me.

764
00:32:55,774 --> 00:32:58,304
Dealers all over town
are completely sold out.

765
00:32:58,340 --> 00:33:00,037
It's like somebody's buying in bulk.

766
00:33:00,073 --> 00:33:02,902
Open a friggin' chronic Costco.

767
00:33:02,937 --> 00:33:06,733
Found this canister
earlier in the cafeteria.

768
00:33:08,101 --> 00:33:08,999
I haven't seen it before,

769
00:33:09,034 --> 00:33:11,964
but let me tell you, it is dank as fudge.

770
00:33:11,999 --> 00:33:13,096
- I smelled it.

771
00:33:13,131 --> 00:33:14,029
- What he say?

772
00:33:14,065 --> 00:33:15,461
- I don't know.

773
00:33:15,496 --> 00:33:18,060
- This smell like angel
farts, this is our stuff.

774
00:33:18,095 --> 00:33:21,191
- Looks like Russians, talk to Ivanov.

775
00:33:21,227 --> 00:33:24,790
They're in the Magic Kitty,
strip club downtown.

776
00:33:24,825 --> 00:33:25,922
- Russians steal everything.

777
00:33:25,958 --> 00:33:29,254
They done stole our election
and done stolen our weed.

778
00:33:29,289 --> 00:33:32,885
Calvin, I know you're in the building.

779
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:34,184
I found your hat.

780
00:33:35,785 --> 00:33:39,514
If I find you, my friend,
you're going down hard.

781
00:33:40,949 --> 00:33:42,946
- Told you not to wear
that stupid hat, man.

782
00:33:42,981 --> 00:33:45,544
- It's my favorite hat, cuz.

783
00:33:45,580 --> 00:33:48,076
- Sounds like you guys
need this more than I do.

784
00:33:48,111 --> 00:33:51,041
I do, 'cause I'm going down.

785
00:33:51,076 --> 00:33:52,739
- You homewrecker!

786
00:33:54,474 --> 00:33:55,738
- Here you go.

787
00:34:01,770 --> 00:34:04,733
- Come on, man, grab me some.

788
00:34:07,567 --> 00:34:08,797
The gym, gym.

789
00:34:18,260 --> 00:34:19,158
- Dang.

790
00:34:22,258 --> 00:34:26,221
- I told you if you ever

791
00:34:26,256 --> 00:34:29,052
stepped foot in this school again

792
00:34:32,252 --> 00:34:34,183
I'd beat you senseless.

793
00:34:38,049 --> 00:34:39,480
- How's our wife?

794
00:34:49,043 --> 00:34:54,005
That super weed made you fly, cuz.

795
00:34:56,738 --> 00:34:59,169
Dunked on your ass.

796
00:34:59,203 --> 00:35:03,999
Uh-oh, what's going on?

797
00:35:04,034 --> 00:35:05,864
- Come on, man.
- What happened?

798
00:35:05,900 --> 00:35:07,997
What happened to my power?

799
00:35:17,026 --> 00:35:19,023
Out of the way, move, move, move.

800
00:35:19,058 --> 00:35:19,956
Calvin!

801
00:35:20,857 --> 00:35:21,755
Damn it.

802
00:35:24,256 --> 00:35:25,852
That was crazy.

803
00:35:25,888 --> 00:35:28,417
That weed got us high for real.

804
00:35:31,918 --> 00:35:35,647
You always got me doing

805
00:35:35,682 --> 00:35:36,679
- Can't believe we alive, cuz.

806
00:35:36,715 --> 00:35:38,045
- Man, get your ass up, man.

807
00:35:38,081 --> 00:35:41,010
- Time to go to the strip club.

808
00:35:41,045 --> 00:35:44,542
Man, can't believe I lost my hat again.

809
00:35:45,610 --> 00:35:46,508
- Perfect.

810
00:35:47,842 --> 00:35:49,506
- Alicia?

811
00:35:49,541 --> 00:35:50,738
Yo.

812
00:35:50,774 --> 00:35:52,037
- Roger?

813
00:35:52,073 --> 00:35:53,736
- What's up?

814
00:35:53,772 --> 00:35:54,803
- Hey.

815
00:35:54,838 --> 00:35:55,702
- Ha, ha.

816
00:35:58,035 --> 00:35:58,967
- This is my--

817
00:35:59,002 --> 00:36:00,133
- Sorry, I got bugs in my mouth.

818
00:36:00,168 --> 00:36:03,664
My name's Calvin.
- Cousin Calvin.

819
00:36:03,700 --> 00:36:05,996
Anyways, this is where you work?

820
00:36:06,031 --> 00:36:06,995
- Yeah.

821
00:36:07,030 --> 00:36:07,995
- It's dope.

822
00:36:09,029 --> 00:36:11,860
- So are you guys with the kids?

823
00:36:11,895 --> 00:36:17,490
- We um, volunteer chaperone
at the school sometimes.

824
00:36:20,157 --> 00:36:22,786
- Uh, people left their
kids with you guys?

825
00:36:22,821 --> 00:36:23,686
- Yeah.

826
00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:25,852
- What about that?

827
00:36:25,886 --> 00:36:26,851
- I'm just playing.

828
00:36:26,886 --> 00:36:28,683
All right, you guys are
gonna get the full tour,

829
00:36:28,718 --> 00:36:32,014
and don't fall asleep
like you used to in class.

830
00:36:32,050 --> 00:36:34,013
All right guys, my name's Alicia Harmon

831
00:36:34,049 --> 00:36:36,011
and this is Verdant Biokinetics,

832
00:36:36,047 --> 00:36:38,677
so let's start with my
favorite part of the tour,

833
00:36:38,712 --> 00:36:43,674
employee lounge where there's
free soda and snacks, come on.

834
00:36:44,509 --> 00:36:45,639
- What is you doing?

835
00:36:45,675 --> 00:36:47,505
We ain't got no time for no full tour.

836
00:36:47,540 --> 00:36:49,105
We ain't got time for no drinks, Roger.

837
00:36:49,140 --> 00:36:51,869
You forgot, we go to
strip club, the Russian?

838
00:36:51,904 --> 00:36:53,801
- Yo, the booty club gonna be there.

839
00:36:53,837 --> 00:36:54,968
You see that lady up there?

840
00:36:55,002 --> 00:36:56,834
Yo, just let me finesse this real quick

841
00:36:56,869 --> 00:36:58,033
and it's gonna be all good.

842
00:36:58,068 --> 00:37:01,530
Plus, she said there's free soda,
so we all Gucci be good.

843
00:37:01,566 --> 00:37:03,862
- Don't nobody give a damn
about no drinks, Roger.

844
00:37:03,897 --> 00:37:05,528
You know what,
they better have liters in there

845
00:37:05,564 --> 00:37:06,794
'cause you sound thirsty as hell.

846
00:37:06,830 --> 00:37:08,760
Man, shut up.

847
00:37:09,861 --> 00:37:12,524
- Founded in 2013, Verdant Biokinetics

848
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:14,956
makes everything from rocket biofuel

849
00:37:14,991 --> 00:37:16,955
to nutrient-dense baby formula.

850
00:37:16,990 --> 00:37:18,454
- Well, I hope they don't mix up

851
00:37:18,489 --> 00:37:20,020
the baby formula and the rocket fuel.

852
00:37:20,055 --> 00:37:21,852
Babies gonna be blowing up all over town.

853
00:37:24,553 --> 00:37:26,450
- We're working to improve the mind,

854
00:37:26,485 --> 00:37:27,816
the body, and the world.

855
00:37:27,851 --> 00:37:29,481
Hello.

856
00:37:29,516 --> 00:37:32,446
- Oh, and look,
there's our CEO, Miss Ana Cheever.

857
00:37:32,481 --> 00:37:34,445
- Hey, everyone, sorry to interrupt.

858
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:35,977
I just want to say how happy I am

859
00:37:36,013 --> 00:37:37,943
that you're all here today to be part

860
00:37:37,978 --> 00:37:40,941
of our inner city youth outreach program.

861
00:37:40,976 --> 00:37:45,572
Alicia is helping us to be
a fully woke corporation.

862
00:37:46,540 --> 00:37:48,437
Woke?

863
00:37:48,472 --> 00:37:51,635
- You're all so brave and so beautiful.

864
00:37:52,470 --> 00:37:55,965
You have such bright,
bright futures ahead of you.

865
00:37:56,001 --> 00:37:59,497
And just remember, don't do drugs.

866
00:37:59,533 --> 00:38:02,595
Unless, of course, they're one of ours.

867
00:38:02,631 --> 00:38:04,627
I'm kidding, I am kidding.

868
00:38:04,662 --> 00:38:06,826
- Thank you for that, Miss Cheever.

869
00:38:06,861 --> 00:38:07,925
Let's give it up for her.

870
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:09,625
- This lady is wack.

871
00:38:09,660 --> 00:38:11,623
I'm finna go find me a
place to smoke, I'm out.

872
00:38:11,658 --> 00:38:13,456
- Why don't we head into our VR room,

873
00:38:13,490 --> 00:38:14,588
where you guys can fly with bees

874
00:38:14,624 --> 00:38:16,920
through real honeycombs, yeah?

875
00:38:19,820 --> 00:38:21,917
Access granted.

876
00:38:36,811 --> 00:38:38,574
- You figure it out?

877
00:38:38,610 --> 00:38:41,606
- Oh yeah, you know, I'm math as hell.

878
00:38:45,506 --> 00:38:47,603
Yo, so, what happened to the tour?

879
00:38:47,638 --> 00:38:49,768
- I left them in the
auditorium with a science movie,

880
00:38:49,803 --> 00:38:50,967
so you know, they're probably

881
00:38:51,002 --> 00:38:53,699
all diddling each other by now.

882
00:38:53,734 --> 00:38:55,398
- I like science movies.

883
00:38:55,433 --> 00:38:57,430
- I bet you do.

884
00:38:57,465 --> 00:38:58,629
- What's up with your boss like,

885
00:38:58,665 --> 00:39:02,427
crying about the inner city kids,
dressing like Erykah Badu.

886
00:39:02,462 --> 00:39:03,893
Is she like, serious?

887
00:39:03,928 --> 00:39:05,759
- Yeah, she means well,

888
00:39:05,794 --> 00:39:08,391
but she can just be a real line-crosser.

889
00:39:08,426 --> 00:39:11,389
That woman stresses me out.

890
00:39:11,424 --> 00:39:15,519
- Word, yo, when I get
like that, yo, I get high.

891
00:39:16,721 --> 00:39:19,717
Yo, I actually got some,
if you wanna smoke?

892
00:39:19,753 --> 00:39:21,716
- I stopped smoking in college.

893
00:39:21,752 --> 00:39:22,682
- For real?

894
00:39:22,717 --> 00:39:24,581
Like, you never smoke?

895
00:39:25,483 --> 00:39:26,680
- I guess, I don't know,

896
00:39:26,715 --> 00:39:28,878
I just started focusing on my career.

897
00:39:28,913 --> 00:39:30,444
- I feel that, I'm all about my paper too,

898
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,843
but yo, I gotta smoke,
like I gotsta stay high.

899
00:39:33,877 --> 00:39:37,407
- Well, you're cute, so you can do that.

900
00:39:40,873 --> 00:39:43,870
See, this is what I'm talking
about, the CEO needs me.

901
00:39:43,905 --> 00:39:46,835
- I'll be here if you change your mind.

902
00:39:46,870 --> 00:39:48,734
- Shouldn't you be with the kids?

903
00:39:48,769 --> 00:39:49,866
- Kids, kids.

904
00:39:51,568 --> 00:39:53,497
- Roger, it's this way.

905
00:39:55,598 --> 00:39:57,528
- I knew that.
- Uh-huh.

906
00:39:58,464 --> 00:39:59,893
- Nobody in here.

907
00:39:59,929 --> 00:40:02,525
Time to smoke my blunt.

908
00:40:02,561 --> 00:40:04,524
Ooh, that too hard.

909
00:40:05,792 --> 00:40:06,724
Nobody.

910
00:40:09,956 --> 00:40:13,653
- Help me, help me.
- Want me to help you?

911
00:40:13,688 --> 00:40:15,784
Let me take your picture.

912
00:40:23,915 --> 00:40:25,979
- Now, come on here.
- Why you so strong?

913
00:40:26,014 --> 00:40:27,777
Get off, I can walk.

914
00:40:29,612 --> 00:40:31,376
Yo, what's going on?

915
00:40:31,411 --> 00:40:32,542
- Ain't none of your business, sir.

916
00:40:32,577 --> 00:40:33,975
- It is my business, he's with me.

917
00:40:34,009 --> 00:40:35,973
- Well then you need to come with me, too.

918
00:40:36,008 --> 00:40:37,372
Come on, now.
- You snitch.

919
00:40:37,407 --> 00:40:39,471
You're stupid.
- Come on, man, damn.

920
00:40:39,506 --> 00:40:41,403
- Fye is causing some side effects.

921
00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:42,836
- This is very, very bad.

922
00:40:42,870 --> 00:40:45,400
These results are horrendous.

923
00:40:45,436 --> 00:40:47,900
- Well, should we delay the launch?

924
00:40:47,934 --> 00:40:50,864
- No, absolutely not,
our stock price would plummet.

925
00:40:50,900 --> 00:40:51,997
- Ow.
- Try it, man.

926
00:40:52,032 --> 00:40:53,796
Sorry to interrupt.

927
00:40:53,831 --> 00:40:55,395
- What is it?

928
00:40:55,431 --> 00:40:56,628
- I found these two
wandering around the halls

929
00:40:56,663 --> 00:40:59,392
and this gentleman was
in a restricted area.

930
00:40:59,428 --> 00:41:00,292
- Who you calling a gentleman?

931
00:41:00,328 --> 00:41:04,523
I am not not gentleman, I am a grown man.

932
00:41:04,558 --> 00:41:05,989
- What's going on?

933
00:41:06,024 --> 00:41:08,454
- These two claim to
be with the high school

934
00:41:08,489 --> 00:41:11,686
but none of the other
chaperones has ever heard of 'em.

935
00:41:11,721 --> 00:41:13,851
They say they're with you?

936
00:41:13,886 --> 00:41:15,450
- Mm-hmm, yeah.

937
00:41:16,651 --> 00:41:18,848
Yep, I'm taking them to lunch today.

938
00:41:18,884 --> 00:41:20,614
They're actually community leaders.

939
00:41:20,649 --> 00:41:23,979
- Oh, community leaders, wonderful.

940
00:41:24,013 --> 00:41:25,611
- Calvin, Roger.

941
00:41:25,646 --> 00:41:29,442
- Yeah, it's Officer
Community Leader Calvin at that.

942
00:41:29,477 --> 00:41:30,841
And Obama was a community leader.

943
00:41:30,877 --> 00:41:31,840
- I miss Obama.

944
00:41:31,876 --> 00:41:33,473
- He was a deacon at his church.

945
00:41:33,508 --> 00:41:34,439
- We're gonna go.

946
00:41:34,474 --> 00:41:35,605
- Take them to Chez Jane,

947
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:36,704
it's the best soul food in Atlanta.

948
00:41:36,739 --> 00:41:37,871
It's on us.

949
00:41:37,906 --> 00:41:39,803
- He only liked brown M&M's, did you know.

950
00:41:39,837 --> 00:41:42,335
- Thank you so much, love you brothers.

951
00:41:44,136 --> 00:41:45,300
Know what I'm saying, giving us a ride

952
00:41:45,335 --> 00:41:47,132
back to the whip and all that.

953
00:41:47,167 --> 00:41:48,498
- Are you kidding me, you just gave me

954
00:41:48,533 --> 00:41:50,963
an excuse to get out of the office.

955
00:41:50,998 --> 00:41:52,129
Let's go get that lunch I just lied about.

956
00:41:52,164 --> 00:41:55,060
- Uh-uh, we ain't got time, ma'am.

957
00:41:55,095 --> 00:41:56,926
We're kinda in a rush.

958
00:41:56,961 --> 00:42:00,157
Have you ever eaten at Magic Kitty?

959
00:42:00,192 --> 00:42:01,291
- Yo, he's kidding.

960
00:42:01,326 --> 00:42:03,888
We should go to Zaxby's or something.

961
00:42:03,924 --> 00:42:06,787
- Well if you want the best
wings, you go to Magic Kitty.

962
00:42:06,822 --> 00:42:08,452
Let's go see some booty.

963
00:42:08,488 --> 00:42:10,285
- Okay but look, there's a
reason we gotta go, okay?

964
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:12,816
- We gotta go see some
Russian gangsters, okay?

965
00:42:12,852 --> 00:42:15,915
They stole our weed and we
ain't really got a plan.

966
00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:17,813
And you can die.

967
00:42:17,849 --> 00:42:19,113
- Okay, well as long as I'm not eating

968
00:42:19,148 --> 00:42:20,579
a boring-ass salad bowl at the mall,

969
00:42:20,614 --> 00:42:24,011
I'm down for whatever, Calvin, let's go.

970
00:42:25,511 --> 00:42:29,440
- You said you want a ride or die.

971
00:42:29,476 --> 00:42:32,939
So that's what we're into,
people that just wanna die?

972
00:42:32,974 --> 00:42:35,104
♪ If you a bad chick,
let me hear you say, yeah ♪

973
00:42:35,139 --> 00:42:37,103
♪ Little booty, big booty don't care ♪

974
00:42:37,138 --> 00:42:39,269
♪ You got your own car or your own crib ♪

975
00:42:39,304 --> 00:42:41,433
♪ You said he calling but
you leave him on read ♪

976
00:42:41,469 --> 00:42:43,965
♪ Just sway wit it, sway wit it ♪

977
00:42:44,001 --> 00:42:46,131
♪ Kinda geeked up, sway wit it ♪

978
00:42:46,166 --> 00:42:48,429
♪ You see him looking, sway wit it ♪

979
00:42:48,465 --> 00:42:50,228
♪ Sway wit it, sway wit it ♪

980
00:42:50,264 --> 00:42:53,260
♪ Met a dude named Wes,
said he checking for the best ♪

981
00:42:53,295 --> 00:42:55,459
- Sup baby, you wanna dance?

982
00:42:55,494 --> 00:42:59,524
- No, I don't really want no
dance right now, maybe later.

983
00:42:59,559 --> 00:43:01,788
But I know what you can
help me with, though.

984
00:43:01,824 --> 00:43:04,254
You know where I can find Ivanov?

985
00:43:04,289 --> 00:43:06,019
- Sorry, I'm working.

986
00:43:06,054 --> 00:43:09,217
- You working,
oh but you can't find Ivanov?

987
00:43:09,253 --> 00:43:10,917
- Hey.
- Hey.

988
00:43:10,952 --> 00:43:14,448
- I know what you're looking for.

989
00:43:14,483 --> 00:43:16,447
- Where the hell my weed at?

990
00:43:16,482 --> 00:43:18,212
- I got no need for your weed,

991
00:43:18,248 --> 00:43:20,111
'cause I got so much money it's funny.

992
00:43:20,146 --> 00:43:21,177
I got money.

993
00:43:23,944 --> 00:43:27,507
Popcorn playa.

994
00:43:27,542 --> 00:43:29,073
- Nigga just made it rain on me.

995
00:43:29,108 --> 00:43:30,239
- These wings are so good.

996
00:43:30,274 --> 00:43:34,536
- These breasts and thighs are good, too.

997
00:43:34,571 --> 00:43:35,869
- Woo, go girl.

998
00:43:41,268 --> 00:43:44,730
- Now that ain't courtship right there.

999
00:43:44,765 --> 00:43:45,896
I hit the hundreds, cuz.

1000
00:43:45,931 --> 00:43:47,095
- Hey, buddy.
- Uh-uh, I told you

1001
00:43:47,130 --> 00:43:48,895
I ain't want no dance.

1002
00:43:48,930 --> 00:43:50,893
- I heard you're looking for Ivanov.

1003
00:43:50,928 --> 00:43:53,525
- Yes, and tell him when you see him

1004
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:56,990
I need to talk to him, the boss is here.

1005
00:43:57,025 --> 00:43:59,056
- He is not a he.

1006
00:43:59,090 --> 00:44:01,920
What you talkin' 'bout, blondie?

1007
00:44:01,956 --> 00:44:04,185
- I am Ivanov, Irena Ivanov.

1008
00:44:05,420 --> 00:44:06,184
Let's go.

1009
00:44:08,918 --> 00:44:10,049
- Y'all heard the Terminator,

1010
00:44:10,084 --> 00:44:11,715
we gotta get the hell up outta here.

1011
00:44:11,749 --> 00:44:14,847
Let's go see what she's talking about.

1012
00:44:16,414 --> 00:44:18,177
- Okay, let's hear it.

1013
00:44:18,213 --> 00:44:21,409
Why are you coming in here
and disrespecting my business?

1014
00:44:21,444 --> 00:44:23,841
- No, what's disrespectful
is you're stealing our weed

1015
00:44:23,876 --> 00:44:25,407
and passing it off like it's your own.

1016
00:44:25,442 --> 00:44:28,072
- Calm down, Calvin.
- No, ain't no calm down, cuz.

1017
00:44:28,107 --> 00:44:30,370
I'mma calm down when y'all
give us our weed back.

1018
00:44:30,406 --> 00:44:31,970
- We don't steal weed.

1019
00:44:32,004 --> 00:44:33,836
You are wasting my time.

1020
00:44:33,871 --> 00:44:35,001
Bogdan, get rid of them.

1021
00:44:35,037 --> 00:44:37,034
- Whoa, whoa, whoa,
we're not here to cause any trouble.

1022
00:44:37,068 --> 00:44:39,998
- No, Alicia, ain't nobody
scared of Thievin' Seagal.

1023
00:44:40,034 --> 00:44:42,031
You hear me, I'm about to
go left and right like a--

1024
00:44:45,064 --> 00:44:46,694
- Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.

1025
00:44:46,729 --> 00:44:48,793
What if I offered you guys a truce?

1026
00:44:48,829 --> 00:44:51,158
Y'all like smoking weed, right?

1027
00:45:10,183 --> 00:45:11,647
- Okay.

1028
00:45:12,748 --> 00:45:14,145
- Okay, okay.

1029
00:45:14,181 --> 00:45:15,911
Now we do business.

1030
00:45:35,068 --> 00:45:37,032
Hey, this is my design.

1031
00:45:37,067 --> 00:45:38,931
- Your design?

1032
00:45:38,966 --> 00:45:41,796
- This college kid,
he come into my tattoo shop.

1033
00:45:41,831 --> 00:45:43,761
He say, "I want cool Russian tattoo."

1034
00:45:43,797 --> 00:45:46,993
But **** this guy,
so I designed weak dick.

1035
00:45:47,028 --> 00:45:49,924
He must like, he put on weed jar.

1036
00:45:49,959 --> 00:45:51,923
- And what's the name of this kid?

1037
00:45:51,958 --> 00:45:53,989
- I don't know, but he have

1038
00:45:54,024 --> 00:45:57,120
red-black sweatshirt with pussy on it.

1039
00:45:57,156 --> 00:45:58,353
Pussy cat.

1040
00:45:58,388 --> 00:46:01,351
- South Atlanta College, right, yeah.

1041
00:46:01,386 --> 00:46:03,117
- I think we're going to school after all.

1042
00:46:03,152 --> 00:46:04,816
- You're not going anywhere.

1043
00:46:04,851 --> 00:46:06,314
- Okay.
- Oh.

1044
00:46:07,483 --> 00:46:09,313
- What's going on here?

1045
00:46:09,349 --> 00:46:14,077
- We give you good information,
now you give me something.

1046
00:46:14,112 --> 00:46:15,077
I want her.

1047
00:46:16,111 --> 00:46:17,409
- Me?

1048
00:46:17,444 --> 00:46:20,906
- You are classy hot,
not like other girls.

1049
00:46:20,941 --> 00:46:22,439
I want to see you dance.

1050
00:46:22,474 --> 00:46:25,437
I would like to see her, too.

1051
00:46:25,472 --> 00:46:27,935
You work for me now.

1052
00:46:30,836 --> 00:46:32,767
- We need a plan.

1053
00:46:32,802 --> 00:46:34,798
We gotta get up outta here, y'all.

1054
00:46:34,833 --> 00:46:37,097
Calm down, I got this.

1055
00:46:48,092 --> 00:46:49,956
- Your girl done did
this before, yes she have.

1056
00:46:49,991 --> 00:46:51,056
- Man, shut up, dog.

1057
00:46:51,091 --> 00:46:52,888
Go Alicia!

1058
00:46:57,653 --> 00:46:59,817
Irena, Irena!

1059
00:46:59,853 --> 00:47:00,883
- Damn.

1060
00:47:00,918 --> 00:47:02,049
- Run!

1061
00:47:03,017 --> 00:47:05,947
- You crazy, the hell rose you?

1062
00:47:13,112 --> 00:47:15,375
Come on, y'all.
- Let's go.

1063
00:47:16,976 --> 00:47:18,806
- What is you doing?
- Come on!

1064
00:47:18,842 --> 00:47:20,072
Let's go!

1065
00:47:25,071 --> 00:47:26,735
Girl, what was you doing in there?

1066
00:47:26,770 --> 00:47:28,633
You said we needed a plan!

1067
00:47:28,669 --> 00:47:32,932
We didn't say kick the
Russian in the head.

1068
00:47:58,418 --> 00:48:00,549
Ooh, damn, girl.

1069
00:48:00,584 --> 00:48:03,348
- Yo, I just feel like, we've been such

1070
00:48:03,382 --> 00:48:05,246
a bad influence on you,
you know what I'm saying?

1071
00:48:05,281 --> 00:48:06,845
Like, if you need to get back to work

1072
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:08,278
or whatever you were doing,

1073
00:48:08,313 --> 00:48:10,409
me and my cousin, really,
we got it from here.

1074
00:48:10,445 --> 00:48:13,741
- I can't go, I literally
can't go back to work today.

1075
00:48:13,776 --> 00:48:15,440
I'm high as hell.

1076
00:48:15,475 --> 00:48:18,238
- Which one of these students
do you think smoke weed?

1077
00:48:18,274 --> 00:48:19,404
- All these kids smoke weed,

1078
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:21,836
you're gonna have to talk to them.

1079
00:48:21,871 --> 00:48:24,835
Just gotta know what to say, watch.

1080
00:48:24,870 --> 00:48:29,498
Football players, which one
of y'all got that weak dick?

1081
00:48:31,266 --> 00:48:32,364
Damn.

1082
00:48:32,399 --> 00:48:33,796
I didn't name it.

1083
00:48:37,263 --> 00:48:38,694
I didn't name it!

1084
00:48:41,460 --> 00:48:43,357
- All right, it can't be
that hard to find a kid

1085
00:48:43,392 --> 00:48:46,822
who smokes weed on a college campus.

1086
00:48:46,857 --> 00:48:49,487
- I think I know somebody.

1087
00:48:49,523 --> 00:48:51,420
- Uh-uh, follow my cuz.

1088
00:48:56,252 --> 00:49:00,380
- Well, well, well,
if it ain't Robbin' and Stealin'.

1089
00:49:00,416 --> 00:49:03,146
- Nah, it's Meegan and Steffi.

1090
00:49:03,881 --> 00:49:07,310
- Oh, hey, Zesto's,

1091
00:49:07,345 --> 00:49:08,809
what's up?
- Oh.

1092
00:49:08,844 --> 00:49:10,808
- Sorry about what
happened the other night.

1093
00:49:10,843 --> 00:49:12,373
Hey, didn't you get our apology joint?

1094
00:49:12,409 --> 00:49:15,339
- Yeah, I got it, and I got fired.

1095
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:18,070
But it don't even matter right now,

1096
00:49:18,105 --> 00:49:21,169
y'all need to tell me right
now, who sells this weed?

1097
00:49:21,204 --> 00:49:22,168
- Right now.

1098
00:49:25,101 --> 00:49:26,365
- We don't smoke weed.

1099
00:49:26,401 --> 00:49:27,698
- Are you serious?

1100
00:49:27,733 --> 00:49:29,197
You're gonna tell me that right now?

1101
00:49:29,233 --> 00:49:30,729
With a straight face,
after we just smoked a pound

1102
00:49:30,765 --> 00:49:34,328
in the back of your Benz the other night?

1103
00:49:34,363 --> 00:49:37,692
It was, they made me do it, it was weird.

1104
00:49:37,727 --> 00:49:39,025
- Boy you ain't got to explain yourself,

1105
00:49:39,060 --> 00:49:40,191
stop acting like that.

1106
00:49:40,226 --> 00:49:41,690
- I know, I just--
- He smoke weed.

1107
00:49:41,725 --> 00:49:44,688
Listen here, chocolate,
vanilla, stop playing.

1108
00:49:44,723 --> 00:49:45,655
Where's our weed?

1109
00:49:45,690 --> 00:49:48,053
'Cause if you don't tell
us where our weed at,

1110
00:49:48,088 --> 00:49:50,451
Alicia here gonna kick
y'all ass, ain't that right?

1111
00:49:50,487 --> 00:49:52,184
- Mm-hmm, yup, yup.

1112
00:49:53,718 --> 00:49:55,682
You don't wanna, ha.

1113
00:49:55,717 --> 00:49:57,648
Don't test me, I already drop-kicked

1114
00:49:57,683 --> 00:50:01,811
one little goofy bird
today, just like that.

1115
00:50:01,847 --> 00:50:03,177
- She don't look crazy.

1116
00:50:03,213 --> 00:50:05,310
- Yeah, you ain't scaring nobody.

1117
00:50:05,345 --> 00:50:08,707
Those pants are from J.Crew,
I wore them to a bar mitzvah.

1118
00:50:08,743 --> 00:50:10,806
- Oh, okay, all right.

1119
00:50:10,842 --> 00:50:12,439
- Uh-oh.
- Oh.

1120
00:50:14,207 --> 00:50:17,203
- Look here.
- Okay, okay, okay.

1121
00:50:17,238 --> 00:50:22,000
This guy named Tobin,
he's got the best weed these days.

1122
00:50:23,035 --> 00:50:25,365
- It makes you feel like Beyonce

1123
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:28,663
riding a horse like, bareback.

1124
00:50:28,698 --> 00:50:30,762
- But I heard he's like, huge and scary,

1125
00:50:30,797 --> 00:50:33,160
so I wouldn't mess with
him if I were you guys.

1126
00:50:33,196 --> 00:50:34,659
- Don't nobody care about that, okay?

1127
00:50:34,694 --> 00:50:37,625
I know krav maga,
you hear me, you hear me?

1128
00:50:37,660 --> 00:50:39,290
Listen here, y'all ain't
ready for this crane.

1129
00:50:39,325 --> 00:50:42,022
- So uh, where is this Tobin dude?

1130
00:50:42,057 --> 00:50:43,654
- He's sponsoring a
party at Theta tonight,

1131
00:50:43,689 --> 00:50:47,286
but y'all can't get in,
it's for frats only.

1132
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:49,751
- Plus you guys,
I really wouldn't mess with him.

1133
00:50:49,786 --> 00:50:53,349
He's like, the Soog Knight of Atlanta.

1134
00:50:53,384 --> 00:50:55,248
Soog Knight?

1135
00:50:55,283 --> 00:50:56,747
- You mean Suge?

1136
00:50:56,782 --> 00:50:58,279
- Whatever.

1137
00:50:58,314 --> 00:51:00,445
- Ooh, y'all gotta stop
watching black movies, okay?

1138
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:02,310
'Cause you're ****ing up the culture.

1139
00:51:02,346 --> 00:51:03,743
- It's like the same thing.

1140
00:51:03,777 --> 00:51:04,642
- It's okay.

1141
00:51:04,677 --> 00:51:07,074
- Come on, girl, damn.

1142
00:51:07,109 --> 00:51:09,306
♪ Boy you got a problem
better figure it out ♪

1143
00:51:09,342 --> 00:51:12,004
♪ All you selfie-taking
naked gotta watch your mouth ♪

1144
00:51:12,039 --> 00:51:15,136
♪ I'm just a Midwest player
with some balls from the south ♪

1145
00:51:15,171 --> 00:51:17,068
- Ooh, this thing lit.

1146
00:51:18,336 --> 00:51:20,000
Oh, they let everybody in here,

1147
00:51:20,035 --> 00:51:22,265
okay, I see what's happening.

1148
00:51:22,300 --> 00:51:24,331
- Where you think we
gonna find the Tobin dude?

1149
00:51:24,366 --> 00:51:27,429
- I don't know, we gotta split up, baby.

1150
00:51:27,464 --> 00:51:29,127
I think I'm gonna go that way.

1151
00:51:29,163 --> 00:51:30,627
Ladies!

1152
00:51:30,662 --> 00:51:33,625
You ever met a guy who been
to another dimension, okay?

1153
00:51:33,660 --> 00:51:36,257
♪ Ham, bank just dropped,
I'm about to go ham ♪

1154
00:51:36,292 --> 00:51:39,056
♪ Pretty and the fly
when they see me go ham ♪

1155
00:51:39,091 --> 00:51:41,287
♪ Shittin' too hard for the radio ♪

1156
00:51:41,323 --> 00:51:43,953
♪ I'm about to go ham ♪

1157
00:51:43,988 --> 00:51:46,651
♪ Ham, bank just dropped
I'm about to go ham ♪

1158
00:51:50,117 --> 00:51:52,647
- Damn, I should've went to college, ooh.

1159
00:51:52,683 --> 00:51:53,947
What's up, baby?

1160
00:51:53,982 --> 00:51:55,179
Yes, yes, lady.

1161
00:51:56,980 --> 00:52:00,109
Can one of you ladies help me find Tobin?

1162
00:52:00,145 --> 00:52:01,609
Tobin, no?

1163
00:52:01,644 --> 00:52:04,408
Ooh, girl, that's why your
wig stinks, don't do that.

1164
00:52:04,443 --> 00:52:06,273
- Hey my man, who you with?

1165
00:52:06,309 --> 00:52:09,405
- Oh, I'm looking for my boy
Tobin, you know where he at?

1166
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:12,136
Tobin!
- I ain't ask you all that.

1167
00:52:12,171 --> 00:52:14,101
It's a private party, who you with?

1168
00:52:14,137 --> 00:52:18,300
- Oh, who I'm with,
I'm from another chapter.

1169
00:52:18,335 --> 00:52:20,398
Minnesota, mm-hmm.

1170
00:52:20,433 --> 00:52:21,730
Theta all day, baby.

1171
00:52:21,766 --> 00:52:23,063
Theta all day.

1172
00:52:24,331 --> 00:52:26,961
Hell yeah, Theta all day.

1173
00:52:26,996 --> 00:52:29,226
Theta all day, baby, okay.

1174
00:52:29,261 --> 00:52:31,692
We 'bout to step, we down a man, hop in.

1175
00:52:31,727 --> 00:52:32,958
- No, I got asthma, I can't really--

1176
00:52:32,993 --> 00:52:34,257
Hop in, bro.

1177
00:52:34,292 --> 00:52:36,089
- Let me go use the bathroom.
- Hey yo, we got one.

1178
00:52:36,125 --> 00:52:39,087
Okay, later, later.

1179
00:52:39,123 --> 00:52:40,886
- So, you got a man?

1180
00:52:41,821 --> 00:52:44,385
- Roger, do you really think
I'd be here if I had a man?

1181
00:52:44,419 --> 00:52:46,250
- Yo, I'm just asking.

1182
00:52:48,118 --> 00:52:51,114
- I love this song, let's go dance.

1183
00:52:51,149 --> 00:52:53,546
- Don't kick me in the head.

1184
00:52:54,613 --> 00:52:57,210
♪ Who told you you could
walk in here like that ♪

1185
00:52:57,245 --> 00:52:59,376
♪ Who told you you could
light up this room like that ♪

1186
00:52:59,411 --> 00:53:01,941
♪ Who told you you could kill
all these girls like that ♪

1187
00:53:01,976 --> 00:53:04,239
♪ And every time they here you
know you got that kickback ♪

1188
00:53:04,275 --> 00:53:06,571
♪ So you somebody, somebody ♪

1189
00:53:06,606 --> 00:53:08,937
♪ Ooh you somebody, somebody ♪

1190
00:53:08,972 --> 00:53:11,202
♪ Ooh you somebody, somebody ♪

1191
00:53:11,237 --> 00:53:14,667
♪ Must be somebody, yeah yeah ♪

1192
00:53:14,702 --> 00:53:16,266
Uh-uh man, what y'all doing?

1193
00:53:16,301 --> 00:53:17,565
Come on, get off me, brother.

1194
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:20,063
I ain't come here for that.

1195
00:53:20,099 --> 00:53:20,997
- Yeah.

1196
00:53:23,063 --> 00:53:27,193
Right now, this is where you wanna go?

1197
00:53:32,958 --> 00:53:35,221
I got it, I got the wing, girl.

1198
00:53:46,217 --> 00:53:48,847
All right, I cover y'all back.

1199
00:53:50,115 --> 00:53:51,945
I'll be in the back.

1200
00:54:02,674 --> 00:54:05,037
Oh, you people are crazy.

1201
00:54:05,073 --> 00:54:07,969
Theta flip, Theta flip!

1202
00:54:11,202 --> 00:54:13,533
- Come on bro, Theta flip,
let's go, I got you.

1203
00:54:13,568 --> 00:54:15,664
- I got asthma, don't make me flip.

1204
00:54:15,700 --> 00:54:17,197
It ain't good for my heart.

1205
00:54:17,233 --> 00:54:19,330
Theta flip, Theta flip!

1206
00:54:19,364 --> 00:54:21,294
Theta flip, Theta flip!

1207
00:54:26,061 --> 00:54:29,556
Ow!

1208
00:54:29,592 --> 00:54:31,156
I'm good.

1209
00:54:31,191 --> 00:54:32,489
- Damn.

1210
00:54:32,524 --> 00:54:35,220
- No harm, no foul, all right, I'm okay.

1211
00:54:42,551 --> 00:54:45,181
- It's our founding brother's ashes.

1212
00:54:45,217 --> 00:54:46,646
- You said it's who?

1213
00:54:46,682 --> 00:54:50,245
Our founding brother's ashes, man!

1214
00:54:52,545 --> 00:54:54,309
- I got dead people all over me.

1215
00:54:54,344 --> 00:54:56,008
- Yo, that ain't no damn Theta.

1216
00:54:56,044 --> 00:54:57,474
Stomp that bitch.

1217
00:55:03,872 --> 00:55:04,903
- Move, they're trying to kill me, move.

1218
00:55:05,938 --> 00:55:08,367
Let's find somewhere to hide.

1219
00:55:10,469 --> 00:55:11,998
Oh yeah, let's hide in here.

1220
00:55:12,034 --> 00:55:14,164
Can I join y'all?
- Come on.

1221
00:55:18,098 --> 00:55:18,961
- Oh.
- Oh.

1222
00:55:22,095 --> 00:55:23,159
That is wrong.

1223
00:55:23,195 --> 00:55:26,357
- You just need Jesus.
- Come on, cuz.

1224
00:55:27,459 --> 00:55:28,889
Get back here, punk.

1225
00:55:28,925 --> 00:55:30,887
Where they at, where they at?

1226
00:55:30,923 --> 00:55:32,886
Check all the rooms.

1227
00:55:32,922 --> 00:55:34,386
- Man, I told you, stay low.

1228
00:55:34,421 --> 00:55:35,819
Now what we supposed to do,

1229
00:55:35,854 --> 00:55:37,751
tell me how we're
supposed to find Tobin now.

1230
00:55:37,786 --> 00:55:38,716
Hey yo, let's go see

1231
00:55:38,752 --> 00:55:41,881
if Tobin got any more of
that killer weed, man.

1232
00:55:41,917 --> 00:55:44,946
- See, I told you we gonna be straight.

1233
00:55:50,112 --> 00:55:54,108
Yep, that's our weed.

1234
00:55:54,843 --> 00:55:56,807
It's a security breach.

1235
00:55:56,841 --> 00:56:00,970
Some scrawny dude with no
dance skills and his friends.

1236
00:56:01,006 --> 00:56:02,969
- Scrawny dude, I'll fight that--

1237
00:56:03,005 --> 00:56:04,035
- Wait a minute, can't just go in there

1238
00:56:04,071 --> 00:56:05,734
all maniac style like that.

1239
00:56:05,769 --> 00:56:07,733
We need to have a plan first.

1240
00:56:07,768 --> 00:56:09,498
What weed we got left?

1241
00:56:09,534 --> 00:56:11,065
- We ain't got no damn weed, Roger.

1242
00:56:11,100 --> 00:56:12,364
We ain't nothing but shake.

1243
00:56:12,399 --> 00:56:13,897
- Hold up, remember when we was kids

1244
00:56:13,931 --> 00:56:15,362
and we had no weed then,

1245
00:56:15,397 --> 00:56:17,994
we snuck up on my mom,
take all the little roaches

1246
00:56:18,029 --> 00:56:21,392
and shake, put it together,
and make a super joint.

1247
00:56:21,428 --> 00:56:22,324
- I see what you're going for.

1248
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:23,891
It's Captain Planet.

1249
00:56:23,926 --> 00:56:25,057
- Call on him.
- Let's do it.

1250
00:56:25,092 --> 00:56:26,489
- Mr. Planet sir, we call on you today

1251
00:56:26,525 --> 00:56:28,055
because we need your help more than ever.

1252
00:56:28,090 --> 00:56:29,887
We was wondering if you could slide down

1253
00:56:29,922 --> 00:56:31,719
and help us out with
some of that good-good.

1254
00:56:31,754 --> 00:56:32,786
- He ain't pick up, hang up the phone.

1255
00:56:32,821 --> 00:56:33,684
- Leave a message.

1256
00:56:33,720 --> 00:56:35,317
- Come on, let's go.

1257
00:56:54,875 --> 00:56:57,338
Thank you, brother.

1258
00:57:00,871 --> 00:57:05,034
That's it, bro.

1259
00:57:05,069 --> 00:57:06,333
- Are you guys okay?

1260
00:57:06,368 --> 00:57:08,965
It's part of the process.

1261
00:57:08,999 --> 00:57:10,697
Trust me.

1262
00:57:17,861 --> 00:57:19,958
Goddammit.

1263
00:57:19,993 --> 00:57:22,323
I'm okay, I'm all right.

1264
00:57:22,358 --> 00:57:23,956
- Damn fool.

1265
00:57:23,991 --> 00:57:25,322
All right, now everybody be cool,

1266
00:57:25,357 --> 00:57:26,321
don't nobody make a move.

1267
00:57:26,356 --> 00:57:28,320
- Y'all didn't have to
kick the door in, man.

1268
00:57:28,355 --> 00:57:29,452
It was open.

1269
00:57:29,488 --> 00:57:31,318
- Boy, if you don't get your
Missy Elliott-body-having

1270
00:57:31,353 --> 00:57:34,316
ass out, boy I mow your ahh buh.

1271
00:57:34,351 --> 00:57:37,015
I'm talking about big top, little leg.

1272
00:57:37,050 --> 00:57:38,947
Look at him,
you should've joined a sorority,

1273
00:57:38,982 --> 00:57:40,079
'cause you know why, you got

1274
00:57:40,115 --> 00:57:41,945
♪ Titties ♪

1275
00:57:41,980 --> 00:57:43,411
- Get his ass.

1276
00:57:43,446 --> 00:57:45,843
- Boy look at you,
you got a check on your forehead.

1277
00:57:45,878 --> 00:57:47,675
I bet your tattoo artist
in the third grade.

1278
00:57:47,710 --> 00:57:49,108
Good check, ugly.

1279
00:57:49,143 --> 00:57:50,806
- Get his ass.

1280
00:57:50,842 --> 00:57:52,106
We didn't come here to play.

1281
00:57:52,141 --> 00:57:54,338
- Right.
- Where's Tobin?

1282
00:57:57,105 --> 00:57:59,102
- Sup, bitches.

1283
00:57:59,137 --> 00:58:00,768
- Wait a minute.
- Oh hell no.

1284
00:58:00,803 --> 00:58:01,734
- I know you ain't Tobin.

1285
00:58:01,769 --> 00:58:04,932
♪ Business is booming, money be moving ♪

1286
00:58:04,967 --> 00:58:06,764
- Give us our weed back, white boy.

1287
00:58:06,799 --> 00:58:09,762
- No, no, I'm not giving anything back.

1288
00:58:09,797 --> 00:58:11,761
I've learned an important lesson.

1289
00:58:11,796 --> 00:58:14,293
That lesson is when you have amazing weed,

1290
00:58:14,328 --> 00:58:16,425
everybody's nice to you.

1291
00:58:16,461 --> 00:58:19,790
Even if you're a nerdy white virgin.

1292
00:58:19,826 --> 00:58:23,288
I'm not a virgin, I've had so much sex.

1293
00:58:23,323 --> 00:58:25,053
- No, no, I know another lesson your ass

1294
00:58:25,089 --> 00:58:27,819
about to learn today,
little virgin white boy.

1295
00:58:27,854 --> 00:58:30,384
When you steal people's
shit, it's repercussion.

1296
00:58:30,419 --> 00:58:32,782
We coming back to cap that ass.

1297
00:58:32,818 --> 00:58:34,382
Alicia, whup his ass.
- Wait,

1298
00:58:34,416 --> 00:58:36,081
can we not go there again?

1299
00:58:36,116 --> 00:58:37,913
- Hell yeah, and another thing is,

1300
00:58:37,948 --> 00:58:40,378
that tattoo you got on your arm?

1301
00:58:40,413 --> 00:58:42,776
It actually says weak dick.

1302
00:58:42,812 --> 00:58:44,775
What?

1303
00:58:44,811 --> 00:58:47,407
No, no, the tattoo artist
said it meant cool sex guy.

1304
00:58:47,443 --> 00:58:49,373
- Oh, sweetie.

1305
00:58:49,408 --> 00:58:50,938
- Get the hell out of my party!

1306
00:58:50,974 --> 00:58:53,037
Yo, I'm king of this frat now.

1307
00:58:53,073 --> 00:58:54,270
- What?
- What?

1308
00:58:54,305 --> 00:58:56,269
- What?
- What the hell you just say?

1309
00:58:56,304 --> 00:58:58,901
- I'm just, I'm playing, it's a joke.

1310
00:58:58,936 --> 00:59:00,366
- Wait a minute, everybody shut up.

1311
00:59:00,401 --> 00:59:02,232
Everybody pause, stay there.

1312
00:59:02,267 --> 00:59:03,597
You know what, I'm tired of y'all.

1313
00:59:03,633 --> 00:59:05,630
We superheroes, and you know what?

1314
00:59:05,665 --> 00:59:07,762
When our superpowers kick in,

1315
00:59:07,798 --> 00:59:11,627
♪ Ain't no telling what we gon' do ♪

1316
00:59:11,662 --> 00:59:12,926
You don't wanna see this.

1317
00:59:12,962 --> 00:59:15,258
Uh, Roger, what's your superpower,

1318
00:59:15,293 --> 00:59:16,957
'cause I think mine diarrhea.

1319
00:59:28,819 --> 00:59:30,549
- What is he doing?

1320
00:59:42,311 --> 00:59:45,674
What?

1321
00:59:50,307 --> 00:59:51,736
- What happened?

1322
00:59:53,604 --> 00:59:54,901
I smell dookie.

1323
00:59:54,937 --> 00:59:56,367
- You don't need to worry about that.

1324
00:59:56,403 --> 00:59:57,500
Uh-huh, did y'all see that?

1325
00:59:57,535 --> 01:00:00,332
Did you see that,
did you saw that masterpiece, huh?

1326
01:00:00,367 --> 01:00:01,298
We ain't playing no games,

1327
01:00:01,333 --> 01:00:03,930
no telling what we do
when our powers kick in.

1328
01:00:03,965 --> 01:00:08,227
- Yo, that's not our
Weed Bible, look at this.

1329
01:00:08,262 --> 01:00:09,893
Kama Sutra for Small Men?

1330
01:00:09,929 --> 01:00:10,825
- Give me my book back.

1331
01:00:10,861 --> 01:00:11,925
- Oh.
- Whoa.

1332
01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:13,990
- She be hitting you from the back?

1333
01:00:14,026 --> 01:00:15,590
- That's normal.

1334
01:00:15,625 --> 01:00:17,821
- What you got going on,
what kinda fraternity is this?

1335
01:00:18,790 --> 01:00:20,253
- Where's our Weed Bible?

1336
01:00:20,289 --> 01:00:23,219
- I don't know what that is,
I just bought your weed.

1337
01:00:23,254 --> 01:00:24,984
Some dude sold it to me for cheap.

1338
01:00:25,020 --> 01:00:26,650
- What dude?

1339
01:00:26,685 --> 01:00:31,214
- I don't know, some dude
going on about a booty cloud.

1340
01:00:31,815 --> 01:00:33,646
Big Bang.

1341
01:00:33,681 --> 01:00:35,845
He can have that.

1342
01:00:36,779 --> 01:00:41,841
- Now we smoke our finest
brother's ashes in his memory.

1343
01:00:45,874 --> 01:00:47,305
Thetas.

1344
01:00:47,339 --> 01:00:48,304
- Oh.

1345
01:00:49,039 --> 01:00:52,568
- I guess smoking dead
people really works.

1346
01:00:52,603 --> 01:00:56,499
What's up, negros?

1347
01:01:01,531 --> 01:01:03,662
In downtown Atlanta,
brought to you by Fye.

1348
01:01:03,697 --> 01:01:07,260
It's the future of high,
it's Fye, launching tomorrow.

1349
01:01:07,295 --> 01:01:09,292
I know everybody's excited about that.

1350
01:01:13,225 --> 01:01:16,255
- Trap house,
there's so many wonderful things

1351
01:01:16,290 --> 01:01:19,619
I could say about you,
but I don't feel like it.

1352
01:01:19,654 --> 01:01:21,818
- Big Bang, where's our Weed Bible?

1353
01:01:21,853 --> 01:01:23,850
- What, what you talking about?

1354
01:01:23,886 --> 01:01:26,648
- We know you got it,
because Tobin told us.

1355
01:01:26,683 --> 01:01:27,847
- So Tobin told you I had the bible,

1356
01:01:27,883 --> 01:01:29,779
so just 'cause Tobin told you
something, you believe Tobin?

1357
01:01:29,815 --> 01:01:30,913
- Where the bible at?

1358
01:01:30,948 --> 01:01:32,678
- Okay, all right, yeah, I got it.

1359
01:01:32,714 --> 01:01:33,844
All right, I sold him some weed

1360
01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:35,643
and I ain't got none of the rest,

1361
01:01:35,678 --> 01:01:37,142
and I ain't got your bible no
more, either, sold that too.

1362
01:01:37,178 --> 01:01:38,641
- To who?

1363
01:01:38,676 --> 01:01:39,708
- I don't know, some white people.

1364
01:01:39,743 --> 01:01:40,407
White people wanna buy stuff,
you sell it to 'em.

1365
01:01:40,443 --> 01:01:42,639
Some company called

1366
01:01:42,674 --> 01:01:44,771
- Verdant Biokinetics?

1367
01:01:44,807 --> 01:01:45,937
- That, say it again.

1368
01:01:45,973 --> 01:01:47,636
- Verdant Biokinetics.

1369
01:01:47,671 --> 01:01:48,768
- Yeah, that's them right there, man.

1370
01:01:48,804 --> 01:01:50,568
They were all in a panic to get it.

1371
01:01:50,604 --> 01:01:51,933
They almost ripped my
arm apart, some of 'em.

1372
01:01:51,969 --> 01:01:53,100
We all need it, we all need it.

1373
01:01:53,135 --> 01:01:56,232
And they paid me a lot of money,
that's how I'm retiring.

1374
01:01:56,267 --> 01:01:58,730
Big Bang outta here, ha, bang.

1375
01:01:58,765 --> 01:02:00,928
- What would a big tech
lab want with our weed?

1376
01:02:00,964 --> 01:02:02,760
- I don't know, they said
they gonna make some like,

1377
01:02:02,796 --> 01:02:04,227
smart blunt, that's what it was called.

1378
01:02:04,262 --> 01:02:07,124
Fye, and it was fye,
too, they let me try it.

1379
01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:09,123
It was amazing, nice clean burn,

1380
01:02:09,159 --> 01:02:11,622
fruity flavors, I think it's the future.

1381
01:02:11,657 --> 01:02:14,221
Although the comedown,
it's a little bad, little shaky,

1382
01:02:14,256 --> 01:02:16,619
but hey, more weed better than no weed,

1383
01:02:16,654 --> 01:02:17,552
you know what I'm saying?

1384
01:02:17,588 --> 01:02:19,651
And they white people, why not trust 'em?

1385
01:02:19,687 --> 01:02:22,116
- And you ain't know nothing about this?

1386
01:02:22,152 --> 01:02:24,149
- I know they've been developing
something for a while now,

1387
01:02:24,183 --> 01:02:26,780
but I don't know what that
has to do with your Weed Bible.

1388
01:02:26,815 --> 01:02:29,779
- Grow house, the Weed Bible,

1389
01:02:29,814 --> 01:02:32,710
how you even know about all that?

1390
01:02:33,579 --> 01:02:37,241
- Man, I've been banging
your mama for months now.

1391
01:02:38,676 --> 01:02:40,606
I saw everything.

1392
01:02:42,573 --> 01:02:44,137
- Bro, who up there smashing yo mama, bro?

1393
01:02:44,172 --> 01:02:47,202
- I don't know and I don't
wanna know, man, turn this up.

1394
01:02:47,237 --> 01:02:49,600
Ooh baby, look at him.

1395
01:02:49,635 --> 01:02:51,233
- Turn up the TV, man, come on.

1396
01:02:51,268 --> 01:02:52,599
I don't wanna hear that.

1397
01:02:52,634 --> 01:02:54,797
- Bang, bang, bang, bang,

1398
01:02:54,833 --> 01:02:56,596
bang.
- That was you?

1399
01:02:56,631 --> 01:02:57,762
- Man, don't act so surprised.

1400
01:02:57,797 --> 01:02:59,861
I done told you a million times.

1401
01:02:59,896 --> 01:03:01,760
- I thought those were just yo mama jokes.

1402
01:03:01,795 --> 01:03:03,792
Wait, so, you taught
me how to ride a bike.

1403
01:03:03,828 --> 01:03:06,590
It was at my fifth birthday party.

1404
01:03:06,625 --> 01:03:07,723
Are you my daddy?

1405
01:03:07,759 --> 01:03:09,522
- Hell no, I ain't your daddy, boy.

1406
01:03:09,558 --> 01:03:10,721
- Thank god.
- Look at me.

1407
01:03:10,757 --> 01:03:12,587
- He's got a point, he got light skin

1408
01:03:12,622 --> 01:03:13,586
and you black as hell.

1409
01:03:13,621 --> 01:03:14,519
- I was just being nice to you.

1410
01:03:14,555 --> 01:03:15,585
That's what you do, you be nice to the kid

1411
01:03:15,620 --> 01:03:18,750
to get close to the mama,
and she let me hit it.

1412
01:03:18,785 --> 01:03:20,782
I heard that.

1413
01:03:20,818 --> 01:03:22,848
- Damn, your mama got some ears on her.

1414
01:03:22,883 --> 01:03:24,780
We know.

1415
01:03:24,816 --> 01:03:27,179
- There she is, baby, ha!

1416
01:03:27,214 --> 01:03:29,577
So fine walking down those stairs.

1417
01:03:29,612 --> 01:03:31,576
- Hi, baby.
- Hi, baby.

1418
01:03:31,611 --> 01:03:32,575
You smell good.

1419
01:03:32,610 --> 01:03:33,775
- I know.

1420
01:03:33,810 --> 01:03:37,772
Roger, listen, I told Bang to
get your butt out that gang.

1421
01:03:37,808 --> 01:03:39,071
- Had to do it.

1422
01:03:39,107 --> 01:03:40,538
- And you, ooh.

1423
01:03:41,739 --> 01:03:42,702
- Did I do good,

1424
01:03:42,738 --> 01:03:44,735
did I do?
- You did good, baby.

1425
01:03:44,770 --> 01:03:46,134
Ooh!
- Oh my god.

1426
01:03:47,235 --> 01:03:49,166
Mom, I can't unsee stuff like that.

1427
01:03:49,201 --> 01:03:51,064
- Unsee this too.

1428
01:03:55,564 --> 01:03:56,694
You want to see it again?
- No, I don't want

1429
01:03:56,730 --> 01:03:57,860
to see it ever.
- I got tapes.

1430
01:03:57,896 --> 01:03:59,160
You should see the other stuff.

1431
01:03:59,195 --> 01:04:00,659
- Bang, why am I still carrying

1432
01:04:00,694 --> 01:04:01,626
this darn suitcase?
- I don't know,

1433
01:04:01,660 --> 01:04:03,191
but you shouldn't carry
nothing but my heart.

1434
01:04:03,226 --> 01:04:04,690
- And where's that whip of yours

1435
01:04:04,726 --> 01:04:06,689
you keep telling me about,
it's a quarter past.

1436
01:04:06,724 --> 01:04:08,522
- Bang, there it is
right there, look at it.

1437
01:04:08,557 --> 01:04:11,153
- Ooh, we done came up, baby.

1438
01:04:11,188 --> 01:04:13,485
- Bang ain't playing no games, got to go.

1439
01:04:13,521 --> 01:04:14,018
- Open my door for me, honey.

1440
01:04:14,053 --> 01:04:15,151
I will.

1441
01:04:15,186 --> 01:04:16,717
- I'll be back in two weeks.

1442
01:04:16,752 --> 01:04:19,548
Don't you drink up all my Fanta, boy.

1443
01:04:19,583 --> 01:04:21,047
Hey Daddy, honey.
- You get in there, sweetie.

1444
01:04:21,083 --> 01:04:23,579
- Oh, lemme get in here, ooh.

1445
01:04:23,615 --> 01:04:24,678
Get in, baby.

1446
01:04:25,713 --> 01:04:27,177
Work that thing, babe.

1447
01:04:27,212 --> 01:04:28,543
- Bye, bitches.

1448
01:04:28,578 --> 01:04:29,542
We rolling.

1449
01:04:32,576 --> 01:04:34,507
- Wow, so that's that.

1450
01:04:35,840 --> 01:04:39,003
- So um, this is where you guys live?

1451
01:04:40,172 --> 01:04:41,535
- Yes.
- Yeah.

1452
01:04:41,570 --> 01:04:42,435
- Okay.

1453
01:04:42,470 --> 01:04:44,167
- If Big Bang took our bible and sold it

1454
01:04:44,202 --> 01:04:45,733
to that tech company, I'm thinking,

1455
01:04:45,769 --> 01:04:47,032
let's just go get it back.

1456
01:04:47,068 --> 01:04:48,698
I mean, Alicia, you work there, right?

1457
01:04:48,733 --> 01:04:50,131
So I'm sure it's no problem with getting

1458
01:04:50,166 --> 01:04:52,662
the CEO to hear us out, right?

1459
01:04:54,663 --> 01:04:56,527
- Well, hold on, guys.

1460
01:04:56,562 --> 01:04:57,659
Today's been...

1461
01:04:58,394 --> 01:05:00,657
I don't even know what today's
been, but I can't do that.

1462
01:05:00,693 --> 01:05:04,123
We're talking about my job
here, my whole career, no.

1463
01:05:04,158 --> 01:05:05,522
- So now you're a corporate girl.

1464
01:05:05,557 --> 01:05:06,688
Thought that place stressed you out.

1465
01:05:06,723 --> 01:05:07,787
- Yeah well Roger, no offense,

1466
01:05:07,822 --> 01:05:08,786
but you wouldn't know the first thing

1467
01:05:08,821 --> 01:05:10,119
about holding down a job.

1468
01:05:10,154 --> 01:05:11,518
- Yeah, I wouldn't know

1469
01:05:11,553 --> 01:05:12,051
the first thing, huh.
- I worked my ass off

1470
01:05:12,086 --> 01:05:13,517
to get to where I am,

1471
01:05:13,552 --> 01:05:15,016
and I put it all on
the line for you today.

1472
01:05:15,052 --> 01:05:17,548
- Just 'cause you work
at some big fancy job,

1473
01:05:17,584 --> 01:05:19,114
that don't mean you better than anybody.

1474
01:05:19,149 --> 01:05:20,779
I ain't no bum.

1475
01:05:20,814 --> 01:05:21,712
- Okay, well why don't you just

1476
01:05:21,748 --> 01:05:23,112
say what you really mean, then.

1477
01:05:23,147 --> 01:05:25,111
- What I'm saying is,
you look real strange

1478
01:05:25,146 --> 01:05:27,542
working for them people
that stole our stuff.

1479
01:05:27,578 --> 01:05:29,007
I'm just trying to figure
out what side you're on,

1480
01:05:29,043 --> 01:05:32,972
'cause right now you're
looking like the feds.

1481
01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:38,736
- Okay, what I'm not
gonna do is this, so bye.

1482
01:05:39,671 --> 01:05:40,801
- Bye.
- Bye.

1483
01:05:40,837 --> 01:05:42,533
- Bye.
- Bye!

1484
01:05:42,569 --> 01:05:45,631
- Bye. ♪ Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye ♪

1485
01:05:45,667 --> 01:05:47,664
Hell's she saying.

1486
01:05:47,699 --> 01:05:50,096
Talking all that, where you going, cuz?

1487
01:05:50,131 --> 01:05:52,427
- I gotta fix this, cuz, you know that.

1488
01:05:52,463 --> 01:05:53,693
- Goddamn.

1489
01:05:53,729 --> 01:05:56,093
♪ Hey, hey ♪

1490
01:05:56,128 --> 01:05:58,691
♪ Hey, hey ♪

1491
01:05:58,727 --> 01:06:02,489
♪ Hey, hey ♪

1492
01:06:02,524 --> 01:06:04,421
♪ Hey ♪

1493
01:06:06,022 --> 01:06:08,685
- Uh-huh, that smells
real familiar, ma'am.

1494
01:06:08,721 --> 01:06:11,483
Why aren't you smoking your little Fye?

1495
01:06:11,518 --> 01:06:12,682
- I'm sorry, can I help you?

1496
01:06:12,718 --> 01:06:17,413
Oh, you're Alicia's
community guys, supposedly.

1497
01:06:17,449 --> 01:06:18,746
- Yeah, and that's our weed.

1498
01:06:18,781 --> 01:06:20,478
- Oh, well congratulations.

1499
01:06:20,513 --> 01:06:21,677
My complements to the chef.

1500
01:06:21,713 --> 01:06:23,976
This is the best weed I've ever had.

1501
01:06:24,012 --> 01:06:26,607
You're doing a service to your community.

1502
01:06:26,643 --> 01:06:28,441
My assistant got this off the streets,

1503
01:06:28,476 --> 01:06:30,006
he got your little cookbook, too.

1504
01:06:30,041 --> 01:06:31,639
So there won't be any more of this.

1505
01:06:31,673 --> 01:06:33,570
- So you got our Weed Bible.

1506
01:06:33,605 --> 01:06:36,669
- Through a subcontractor,
so it's all legit.

1507
01:06:36,705 --> 01:06:39,600
- Big Bang is not no
damn subcontractor, okay?

1508
01:06:39,636 --> 01:06:41,566
He stole that from us, it's not legit.

1509
01:06:41,601 --> 01:06:44,464
- Oh, that sounds like a you problem.

1510
01:06:44,499 --> 01:06:46,496
Sorry, my ride is here.

1511
01:06:46,532 --> 01:06:48,729
My assistant, Hayes.

1512
01:06:48,763 --> 01:06:52,060
- Hayes, how could you
do this to us, bruh?

1513
01:06:52,095 --> 01:06:54,092
- Sorry, bruh, I'm up for a promotion.

1514
01:06:54,127 --> 01:06:55,458
- I should've dropped your ass home.

1515
01:06:55,493 --> 01:06:57,457
- You should've binbied his ass.

1516
01:06:57,492 --> 01:06:59,456
- Oh, we didn't just buy your weed.

1517
01:06:59,491 --> 01:07:01,055
We bought everybody's weed

1518
01:07:01,090 --> 01:07:04,086
and what we couldn't buy, we just took.

1519
01:07:04,121 --> 01:07:06,651
So the town is thirsty now,

1520
01:07:06,687 --> 01:07:10,582
and guess who has the cool,
refreshing answer?

1521
01:07:11,984 --> 01:07:13,381
Fye.

1522
01:07:13,416 --> 01:07:14,647
- Man, what you know about Fye?

1523
01:07:14,682 --> 01:07:16,979
- Oh, well according to
the Urban Dictionary,

1524
01:07:17,014 --> 01:07:22,575
fye is slang for fire,
as in, Fye is on fire.

1525
01:07:22,611 --> 01:07:24,608
- Yo, I knew all that woke **** was fake.

1526
01:07:24,643 --> 01:07:25,573
- Who me, fake?

1527
01:07:25,609 --> 01:07:29,039
Oh believe me, I am 100% woke.

1528
01:07:29,074 --> 01:07:32,037
You should be thanking me,
I did you people a favor.

1529
01:07:32,072 --> 01:07:33,436
- You people?

1530
01:07:33,471 --> 01:07:35,068
- Fye has all the benefits of marijuana

1531
01:07:35,103 --> 01:07:38,400
while speaking to the modern consumer.

1532
01:07:38,435 --> 01:07:43,031
Bluetooth, Wi-Fi, syncs all
your contacts, and it's legal.

1533
01:07:43,066 --> 01:07:45,696
There isn't gonna be a
stoner in Atlanta without one,

1534
01:07:45,730 --> 01:07:47,961
and then the rest of the country.

1535
01:07:47,996 --> 01:07:51,425
Dealers go to jail, but I'm gonna be rich.

1536
01:07:51,460 --> 01:07:53,557
- I knew you was a snake woman, I knew it.

1537
01:07:53,593 --> 01:07:55,423
- Damn braids, man.

1538
01:07:55,458 --> 01:07:57,622
- Aw, sorry, not sorry.

1539
01:07:57,658 --> 01:07:59,554
I have a launch to get ready for.

1540
01:07:59,590 --> 01:08:02,386
Fye is the future of relaxation.

1541
01:08:03,587 --> 01:08:06,450
Here gentlemen, try some.

1542
01:08:06,486 --> 01:08:08,615
Much love, brothers.

1543
01:08:10,449 --> 01:08:12,446
- Fire her ass up.

1544
01:08:12,482 --> 01:08:13,679
Let's go, Hayes.

1545
01:08:20,610 --> 01:08:23,374
- Yo man, I just can't catch a break.

1546
01:08:23,409 --> 01:08:25,539
It don't make no sense.

1547
01:08:25,574 --> 01:08:28,504
- Man, to be honest, cuz, forget the weed,

1548
01:08:28,539 --> 01:08:30,702
forget the Bible,
we might as well just start over,

1549
01:08:30,738 --> 01:08:33,534
get a brand new hustle.

1550
01:08:33,570 --> 01:08:36,499
- Nah man, I'm tired of
starting over with you.

1551
01:08:36,534 --> 01:08:37,598
It don't work.

1552
01:08:37,634 --> 01:08:39,331
We wouldn't even be selling weed

1553
01:08:39,367 --> 01:08:42,262
if you would've just
showed up at the bank, dog.

1554
01:08:42,298 --> 01:08:45,394
- Man, I been hustling to
help you with your dreams.

1555
01:08:45,429 --> 01:08:47,493
I don't give a damn about no snacks.

1556
01:08:47,528 --> 01:08:50,225
I'm just trying to be a good cousin, bruh.

1557
01:08:50,259 --> 01:08:51,358
And you know what,
you gonna stop blaming me

1558
01:08:51,393 --> 01:08:56,521
for all your problems that
go wrong in your life, man.

1559
01:08:57,589 --> 01:08:58,519
- I know you're not finna smoke that.

1560
01:08:58,555 --> 01:09:00,518
- Oh, this getting smoked.

1561
01:09:11,448 --> 01:09:13,411
Shoot, my wig goddamn came off.

1562
01:09:13,447 --> 01:09:16,276
- Boy, you need to clean this room up.

1563
01:09:16,311 --> 01:09:18,375
- Yo, look at Roger over here sleeping.

1564
01:09:18,410 --> 01:09:21,174
Waste our time, let's get him.

1565
01:09:22,941 --> 01:09:24,339
- Baby Powder,
what the hell you doing here?

1566
01:09:24,374 --> 01:09:26,004
- We heard about the Bible.

1567
01:09:26,039 --> 01:09:27,370
Mm-hmm.

1568
01:09:27,405 --> 01:09:31,168
- I did what you said but it's gone now.

1569
01:09:31,203 --> 01:09:33,399
- It's gone.
- I let y'all down.

1570
01:09:33,435 --> 01:09:36,098
- You didn't let us down.

1571
01:09:36,133 --> 01:09:37,331
You let the people down.

1572
01:09:37,366 --> 01:09:38,331
- The people.

1573
01:09:38,365 --> 01:09:40,096
- You screwed up.

1574
01:09:40,131 --> 01:09:42,328
I oughta knock the green juice outta--

1575
01:09:42,363 --> 01:09:44,027
- Thanks.

1576
01:09:44,062 --> 01:09:46,092
That was helping me a lot,
making me feel better.

1577
01:09:46,127 --> 01:09:47,358
- Let me explain something to you,

1578
01:09:47,393 --> 01:09:49,357
see the Europeans--
- School him.

1579
01:09:49,392 --> 01:09:51,323
- They took the weed
and they gentrified it.

1580
01:09:51,358 --> 01:09:52,988
- The saltine crackers.

1581
01:09:53,023 --> 01:09:54,155
- They came in and mixed it up,

1582
01:09:54,189 --> 01:09:55,354
put their own bells and whistles on it,

1583
01:09:55,389 --> 01:09:57,153
man, and made it they own.

1584
01:09:57,188 --> 01:09:59,318
- You listening?
- And you gotta stop them.

1585
01:09:59,353 --> 01:10:00,984
- How?

1586
01:10:01,019 --> 01:10:03,382
The weed you gave me
gave me superpowers, man.

1587
01:10:03,418 --> 01:10:06,913
Without that, I'm just a broke-ass stoner.

1588
01:10:06,949 --> 01:10:08,013
- Yeah, that's true.
- Boy, that weed

1589
01:10:08,049 --> 01:10:10,211
didn't give you no superpowers.

1590
01:10:10,247 --> 01:10:12,210
- Boy, you not a part of the Avengers.

1591
01:10:12,246 --> 01:10:14,343
Ain't no Black Panther up in you.

1592
01:10:16,010 --> 01:10:16,974
But he right.

1593
01:10:17,009 --> 01:10:17,941
- But how?

1594
01:10:19,075 --> 01:10:20,872
I don't understand.

1595
01:10:20,907 --> 01:10:22,271
- You were just high.

1596
01:10:22,307 --> 01:10:25,170
None of that **** was real
other than what you was thinking.

1597
01:10:25,204 --> 01:10:28,302
Boy, just think about it.

1598
01:10:35,066 --> 01:10:36,330
Goddamn!

1599
01:10:47,192 --> 01:10:52,154
That weed ain't get you no superpowers.

1600
01:10:53,088 --> 01:10:54,920
- What the hell's he doing?

1601
01:10:57,220 --> 01:10:59,150
- All that other **** that
you thought was happening,

1602
01:10:59,185 --> 01:11:01,116
that wasn't real.
- Duh.

1603
01:11:01,151 --> 01:11:03,281
- Yes, you were just high.
- Just high.

1604
01:11:03,316 --> 01:11:06,146
- The point is, it's not the weed,

1605
01:11:06,181 --> 01:11:08,145
it's you.
- It's you.

1606
01:11:08,180 --> 01:11:09,944
- This is your destiny, boy.

1607
01:11:09,979 --> 01:11:12,175
- It's your job Kool-Aid head.

1608
01:11:12,211 --> 01:11:13,276
Save the weed.

1609
01:11:14,377 --> 01:11:16,973
Save the weed.

1610
01:11:17,009 --> 01:11:19,305
- Save the weed, wait.

1611
01:11:19,340 --> 01:11:22,169
Wait, hold up, if the power wasn't real,

1612
01:11:22,205 --> 01:11:24,269
how am I talking to y'all two right now.

1613
01:11:24,304 --> 01:11:25,168
- Oh.

1614
01:11:26,169 --> 01:11:28,100
- You not talking to us.

1615
01:11:28,135 --> 01:11:30,099
It's all in your imagination.

1616
01:11:30,134 --> 01:11:32,031
You're sitting on the couch high.

1617
01:11:32,066 --> 01:11:34,263
You smoked 30 blunts, you bum.

1618
01:11:34,298 --> 01:11:36,928
- You bum.
- Come on with it.

1619
01:11:36,963 --> 01:11:38,327
Come on, come on.
- Ooh yeah, it's time.

1620
01:11:38,363 --> 01:11:39,326
- Come on.
- It's time.

1621
01:11:39,362 --> 01:11:40,926
- Yeah.
- Get him.

1622
01:11:40,961 --> 01:11:42,158
- Let it fly.

1623
01:11:42,194 --> 01:11:43,124
- Ha ha!

1624
01:11:46,957 --> 01:11:48,154
- Damn.

1625
01:11:48,190 --> 01:11:50,153
- Hey cuz, did a gorilla in a cowboy hat

1626
01:11:50,189 --> 01:11:51,286
come talk to you, too?

1627
01:11:51,321 --> 01:11:53,318
- What, no, Baby Powder did.

1628
01:11:53,354 --> 01:11:55,018
- What he say?

1629
01:11:55,053 --> 01:11:57,283
- He said we need to stop
Ana and save the weed.

1630
01:11:57,318 --> 01:11:59,015
What the gorilla say?

1631
01:11:59,050 --> 01:12:01,081
- I don't know, he was speaking Japanese,

1632
01:12:01,116 --> 01:12:03,113
but you know what, Baby Powder is right.

1633
01:12:03,148 --> 01:12:06,311
We gotta stop her ASAP, cuz,
'cause I smoked that Fye.

1634
01:12:06,347 --> 01:12:08,110
- What happened?

1635
01:12:10,111 --> 01:12:11,941
- My body's still acting weird.

1636
01:12:11,977 --> 01:12:13,974
- Yo man, we gotta stop that leech, cuz.

1637
01:12:14,009 --> 01:12:15,906
- And there's only one way.

1638
01:12:15,941 --> 01:12:18,904
Assemble a team of pot heads.

1639
01:12:18,939 --> 01:12:22,069
♪ I'm on a mission and I won't stop ♪

1640
01:12:22,104 --> 01:12:26,299
- Oh, kids, party's over.

1641
01:12:26,335 --> 01:12:28,131
My dealer needs me.

1642
01:12:30,032 --> 01:12:30,897
Scram.

1643
01:12:31,998 --> 01:12:33,062
- Cheers.
- Yes.

1644
01:12:34,930 --> 01:12:36,227
- Ooh, I got a text.

1645
01:12:38,927 --> 01:12:40,791
Hell no, they trying to take our weed.

1646
01:12:40,826 --> 01:12:41,923
- The hell you got going on?

1647
01:12:41,959 --> 01:12:43,057
- Oh, uh-uh.

1648
01:12:43,092 --> 01:12:43,989
Look, I'mma holla at y'all later,

1649
01:12:44,024 --> 01:12:44,989
I gotta go, I'll be back, okay?

1650
01:12:45,024 --> 01:12:46,255
- Where are you going?

1651
01:12:46,290 --> 01:12:48,986
- Baby, be your own gay best friend, hear?

1652
01:12:49,021 --> 01:12:49,953
♪ You only live once ♪

1653
01:12:49,988 --> 01:12:52,251
♪ Homies in the back so
we gotta live it up ♪

1654
01:12:52,286 --> 01:12:55,216
- ****, boys, trouble,
that damn weed need me,

1655
01:12:55,251 --> 01:12:57,082
I'll be right back.

1656
01:12:57,116 --> 01:12:58,215
♪ I'm on a mission now ♪

1657
01:13:01,081 --> 01:13:02,978
♪ But it's worth a shot ♪

1658
01:13:03,013 --> 01:13:04,277
♪ You gotta let me on ♪

1659
01:13:04,313 --> 01:13:06,043
♪ You gotta let me on ♪

1660
01:13:06,078 --> 01:13:09,174
♪ You gotta let me on ♪

1661
01:13:10,243 --> 01:13:12,806
- Somebody actually needs me.

1662
01:13:12,842 --> 01:13:13,972
♪ You gotta let me on ♪

1663
01:13:14,007 --> 01:13:15,271
♪ You gotta let me on ♪

1664
01:13:15,307 --> 01:13:18,869
♪ You gotta let me on ♪

1665
01:13:27,899 --> 01:13:28,763
- Roger.

1666
01:13:30,831 --> 01:13:32,094
- Thank for coming out.
- Mm-hmm.

1667
01:13:32,130 --> 01:13:33,194
- We really need your help getting

1668
01:13:33,229 --> 01:13:35,060
to the press event tonight.

1669
01:13:35,094 --> 01:13:37,858
- Oh, so you just came
here to ask me for help?

1670
01:13:37,893 --> 01:13:38,957
You're not gonna apologize for anything

1671
01:13:38,992 --> 01:13:40,889
that you said the other day?

1672
01:13:40,925 --> 01:13:42,788
- You called me a bum.

1673
01:13:42,824 --> 01:13:44,021
- Actually, you called yourself that,

1674
01:13:44,056 --> 01:13:46,086
but if the shoe fits, sweetie, wear it.

1675
01:13:46,122 --> 01:13:47,852
- Shoe fits.
- Uh-huh.

1676
01:13:47,887 --> 01:13:48,985
- Yo, I'm sorry.

1677
01:13:49,020 --> 01:13:51,384
Did you know your boss the
one who dried out Atlanta?

1678
01:13:51,419 --> 01:13:55,347
- Shh, you know how
paranoid you sound right now?

1679
01:13:55,383 --> 01:13:57,380
Maybe you should stop
smoking so much weed.

1680
01:13:57,415 --> 01:13:59,345
- I'm serious,
she did it so she could sell

1681
01:13:59,381 --> 01:14:01,445
her new weed gadget without competition.

1682
01:14:01,480 --> 01:14:04,209
Yo, Fye is messing people up.

1683
01:14:04,244 --> 01:14:06,375
I got the pictures to prove it.

1684
01:14:06,410 --> 01:14:09,040
Look, Calvin got these.

1685
01:14:09,075 --> 01:14:11,405
These are the Fye test subjects.

1686
01:14:14,072 --> 01:14:15,336
I need your help.

1687
01:14:30,563 --> 01:14:33,160
- Okay, okay, and stop, stop, stop.

1688
01:14:45,754 --> 01:14:47,018
Whether it's stress at work,

1689
01:14:47,053 --> 01:14:48,650
the bills piling up,

1690
01:14:48,685 --> 01:14:50,883
or the kids driving you a little crazy,

1691
01:14:50,918 --> 01:14:54,614
there's lots of times you
wish you could get high,

1692
01:14:54,649 --> 01:14:56,945
but you just can't, until now.

1693
01:14:57,547 --> 01:15:00,710
Introducing Fye, the clean, safe,

1694
01:15:00,745 --> 01:15:03,009
totally legal alternative to weed.

1695
01:15:03,044 --> 01:15:06,640
Take it anywhere,
from the beach to the boardroom.

1696
01:15:06,675 --> 01:15:08,139
Fye does it all.

1697
01:15:08,174 --> 01:15:10,538
There's no more need for weed.

1698
01:15:10,573 --> 01:15:11,804
Now, there's Fye.

1699
01:15:17,536 --> 01:15:19,133
- Hey, my name is Blake Johnston,

1700
01:15:19,168 --> 01:15:23,830
and when I need that futuristic
high, I smoke that Fye.

1701
01:15:27,563 --> 01:15:30,459
Uh, C. King, thank you.

1702
01:15:32,227 --> 01:15:33,758
D. Nuhz.

1703
01:15:37,957 --> 01:15:39,254
Now, please welcome

1704
01:15:39,289 --> 01:15:41,786
our founder and CEO, Ana Cheever.

1705
01:15:46,785 --> 01:15:49,415
- All right, thank you, yeah.

1706
01:15:52,548 --> 01:15:54,746
All right, all right, yeah.

1707
01:15:57,279 --> 01:15:59,676
Did you like what you saw?

1708
01:15:59,711 --> 01:16:00,742
You like it?

1709
01:16:01,877 --> 01:16:03,141
Okay, okay.

1710
01:16:03,709 --> 01:16:07,472
Marijuana is a problem in our community,

1711
01:16:08,240 --> 01:16:12,469
and making weed legal is not the solution,

1712
01:16:12,504 --> 01:16:15,734
but replacing it with
something better, cleaner,

1713
01:16:15,769 --> 01:16:19,598
and safer is a solution,
and we've done just that.

1714
01:16:19,633 --> 01:16:21,430
And it is Fye.

1715
01:16:26,628 --> 01:16:28,592
- All the weed in
Atlanta is hidden somewhere

1716
01:16:28,627 --> 01:16:30,658
in this building and we gotta find it.

1717
01:16:30,693 --> 01:16:32,824
- Don't even trip,
I already got somebody on it.

1718
01:16:32,859 --> 01:16:34,123
- My cousin.

1719
01:16:48,816 --> 01:16:51,379
Attack your ass.

1720
01:16:57,811 --> 01:17:00,108
Now, when I started my company

1721
01:17:00,143 --> 01:17:03,706
back in my dorm at my
women's liberal arts college

1722
01:17:03,741 --> 01:17:05,571
where I studied--

1723
01:17:05,606 --> 01:17:08,703
- Uh, get your ass back, thanks.

1724
01:17:12,469 --> 01:17:13,466
- Let's do this.

1725
01:17:13,501 --> 01:17:14,633
- You got it, babe.

1726
01:17:14,668 --> 01:17:15,799
- Babe?

1727
01:17:15,834 --> 01:17:17,098
She called me babe, she called me babe.

1728
01:17:17,133 --> 01:17:19,563
- I heard, I heard.

1729
01:17:19,598 --> 01:17:22,461
- Other than that, my vision never--

1730
01:17:24,595 --> 01:17:27,892
Technology bring the world together.

1731
01:17:27,927 --> 01:17:32,389
Oh, that is not part of the presentation.

1732
01:17:32,425 --> 01:17:33,888
Technical difficulties.

1733
01:17:33,923 --> 01:17:36,586
Can we get this fixed, please?

1734
01:17:37,721 --> 01:17:38,818
- Thanks, Ana.

1735
01:17:39,920 --> 01:17:42,783
Hi everyone, my name is Calvin

1736
01:17:42,818 --> 01:17:44,548
and this here is my cousin, Roger.

1737
01:17:44,583 --> 01:17:47,713
- Uh my mic, can you get
my mic back on, please?

1738
01:17:47,748 --> 01:17:50,844
- And we came here today to stop Verdant

1739
01:17:50,880 --> 01:17:53,610
from destroying one of the greatest

1740
01:17:53,645 --> 01:17:56,508
American institutions, marijuana.

1741
01:17:57,776 --> 01:17:59,873
- Can we get security up here, please?

1742
01:17:59,908 --> 01:18:00,873
- Check it out.

1743
01:18:00,907 --> 01:18:02,871
I don't believe this.

1744
01:18:02,906 --> 01:18:04,437
- Get it in there.

1745
01:18:04,472 --> 01:18:05,469
- Oh.

1746
01:18:07,704 --> 01:18:08,668
Child, you oughta see

1747
01:18:08,703 --> 01:18:10,600
all the weed they got in there.

1748
01:18:10,635 --> 01:18:12,532
- That's at least a gram.

1749
01:18:12,567 --> 01:18:14,564
- Weed is not the problem.
- Talk to 'em, cousin.

1750
01:18:14,600 --> 01:18:16,863
- The man is the problem.

1751
01:18:16,898 --> 01:18:19,528
Actually, in this case, the woman--

1752
01:18:21,562 --> 01:18:22,526
Y'all women.

1753
01:18:24,427 --> 01:18:25,658
- Security, please?

1754
01:18:25,693 --> 01:18:27,324
Security, please?

1755
01:18:28,358 --> 01:18:31,388
- Yo, we're dying out here,
we need that smoke.

1756
01:18:31,423 --> 01:18:32,887
- Hey Jasper, how much longer?

1757
01:18:32,922 --> 01:18:34,853
A goddamn rush job like this

1758
01:18:34,888 --> 01:18:37,684
Gotta get it right, the weed gotta be

1759
01:18:37,719 --> 01:18:39,750
Talking about, you feel me?

1760
01:18:39,785 --> 01:18:41,482
- Uh, two minutes?

1761
01:18:43,083 --> 01:18:45,513
- Weed is natural, okay?

1762
01:18:45,548 --> 01:18:47,712
It's not some machine
that you could just plug up

1763
01:18:47,747 --> 01:18:51,676
into the wall to get a charge up, no, no.

1764
01:18:51,711 --> 01:18:53,708
This woman over here is turning

1765
01:18:53,744 --> 01:18:56,673
y'all into junkies for profit.

1766
01:18:56,708 --> 01:18:58,039
Fye is not fly.

1767
01:18:58,907 --> 01:19:00,638
Look what it did to me.

1768
01:19:03,538 --> 01:19:04,636
I had nothing to do with it.

1769
01:19:04,671 --> 01:19:06,068
Look at it.

1770
01:19:06,103 --> 01:19:09,566
Yes, weed coming from my nipple,
this is what Fye did.

1771
01:19:09,601 --> 01:19:11,498
- I told you not to smoke that ****.

1772
01:19:11,533 --> 01:19:16,495
Bro, my nipples be leaking, bro.

1773
01:19:17,397 --> 01:19:18,494
Move the meat,

1774
01:19:18,529 --> 01:19:19,827
boy that goddamn meat better move, boy.

1775
01:19:19,862 --> 01:19:24,790
The goddamn smoke gotta goddamn fill up

1776
01:19:26,358 --> 01:19:28,122
Real weed.

1777
01:19:28,157 --> 01:19:29,621
Real weed.

1778
01:19:29,656 --> 01:19:30,520
- Come on, y'all.

1779
01:19:30,556 --> 01:19:31,620
Real weed.

1780
01:19:32,687 --> 01:19:34,651
- Real weed, real.

1781
01:19:43,681 --> 01:19:45,511
- Let's get back to the
presentation, shall we?

1782
01:19:45,547 --> 01:19:48,610
- Hold up, there's
something very important

1783
01:19:48,645 --> 01:19:52,774
I want you guys to all know about my boss,

1784
01:19:52,810 --> 01:19:56,706
the wonderful, caring, community-minded,

1785
01:19:56,740 --> 01:19:59,637
super woke CEO.

1786
01:19:59,672 --> 01:20:01,469
- Alicia, thank you, finally someone's

1787
01:20:01,504 --> 01:20:04,001
talking some sense around here.

1788
01:20:04,036 --> 01:20:05,167
- My friend Calvin there,

1789
01:20:05,202 --> 01:20:08,465
he actually recorded something
that you guys should see,

1790
01:20:08,500 --> 01:20:11,430
so let's just go ahead and hit it.

1791
01:20:13,497 --> 01:20:14,429
Oh, oh no.

1792
01:20:16,029 --> 01:20:17,493
Wait, no, no, no.

1793
01:20:18,628 --> 01:20:20,325
Okay, all right.

1794
01:20:20,360 --> 01:20:22,290
- Oh, we didn't just buy your weed.

1795
01:20:22,326 --> 01:20:23,623
We bought everybody's weed,

1796
01:20:23,658 --> 01:20:26,455
and what we couldn't buy,
well, we took that.

1797
01:20:26,489 --> 01:20:27,454
Well, we took that.

1798
01:20:27,489 --> 01:20:28,787
Took that.

1799
01:20:28,822 --> 01:20:32,984
And guess what, the cool
refreshing answer is Fye.

1800
01:20:34,352 --> 01:20:36,282
Me, a fake?

1801
01:20:36,318 --> 01:20:38,781
I assure you, I am 100% woke.

1802
01:20:39,516 --> 01:20:43,345
Dealers go to jail, but I'm gonna be rich.

1803
01:20:43,380 --> 01:20:45,444
You should thank me,
I did you people a favor.

1804
01:20:46,645 --> 01:20:49,575
Thank me, I did you people a favor.

1805
01:20:50,609 --> 01:20:53,573
- You see, and my friends
Calvin and Roger here,

1806
01:20:53,608 --> 01:20:55,572
they're the ones that tried to stop her.

1807
01:20:55,606 --> 01:20:56,671
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1808
01:21:00,803 --> 01:21:03,500
- Hey man, get off me and go
arrest a white woman for once.

1809
01:21:03,535 --> 01:21:04,666
Get off of me.

1810
01:21:04,701 --> 01:21:06,431
- You know what, I'm just gonna go.

1811
01:21:06,466 --> 01:21:08,497
Why's y'all waiting,
you didn't wait on me.

1812
01:21:11,031 --> 01:21:12,495
- Real weed!

1813
01:21:12,530 --> 01:21:16,692
Real weed, real weed,
real weed, real weed.

1814
01:21:17,527 --> 01:21:19,957
Now, to celebrate the return of weed,

1815
01:21:19,992 --> 01:21:21,789
please welcome Blac Youngsta.

1816
01:21:27,588 --> 01:21:30,318
♪ Twerk, girl I wanna see you, twerk ♪

1817
01:21:30,353 --> 01:21:31,651
♪ I'll throw a little money if you twerk ♪

1818
01:21:31,685 --> 01:21:34,549
♪ I don't really think you could twerk ♪

1819
01:21:34,584 --> 01:21:36,780
♪ Twerk, if you broke go to work ♪

1820
01:21:36,815 --> 01:21:38,547
♪ Make that big booty twerk ♪

1821
01:21:38,582 --> 01:21:41,745
♪ Make that big booty twerk ♪

1822
01:21:41,780 --> 01:21:43,644
♪ Pop it, stop it, drop it, pop it ♪

1823
01:21:43,679 --> 01:21:45,242
♪ If I hit Alexis Skyy ♪

1824
01:21:45,278 --> 01:21:48,041
♪ I'm a, rocket ♪

1825
01:21:48,076 --> 01:21:50,306
♪ I ain't got no, heart ♪

1826
01:21:50,341 --> 01:21:51,739
♪ I can't be loyal to you ♪

1827
01:21:51,774 --> 01:21:54,470
♪ You weren't here from the start ♪

1828
01:21:54,505 --> 01:21:56,569
♪ Twerk, girl I wanna see you twerk ♪

1829
01:21:56,604 --> 01:21:58,368
♪ I'll throw a lil money if you twerk ♪

1830
01:21:58,403 --> 01:22:01,599
♪ I don't really think you could twerk ♪

1831
01:22:01,635 --> 01:22:03,532
♪ Money don't walk,
I gotta go and get it ♪

1832
01:22:03,567 --> 01:22:05,230
♪ Shake that booty, I'll come visit ♪

1833
01:22:05,266 --> 01:22:08,296
♪ If you thick, I might hit it ♪

1834
01:22:08,331 --> 01:22:10,528
♪ Can I touch that booty ♪

1835
01:22:10,563 --> 01:22:13,459
♪ That booty, that big ol' booty ♪

1836
01:22:13,494 --> 01:22:15,025
♪ Shake that booty ♪

1837
01:22:15,060 --> 01:22:16,525
♪ Can I lay on the booty ♪

1838
01:22:16,560 --> 01:22:18,290
♪ Mike Tyson on the booty ♪

1839
01:22:18,325 --> 01:22:19,623
♪ Copyright that booty ♪

1840
01:22:29,652 --> 01:22:31,516
♪ Throw a xan we might act up ♪

1841
01:22:31,551 --> 01:22:33,714
♪ Kamikaze, 'cause you
know we all strapped up ♪

1842
01:22:33,749 --> 01:22:36,379
♪ Your, she want me,
'cause she seen a nigga stacked up ♪

1843
01:22:36,414 --> 01:22:38,712
♪ But I can't keep her,
I just want to beat her back up ♪

1844
01:22:38,747 --> 01:22:40,511
♪ Now I'm in the 'Rari switching lanes ♪

1845
01:22:40,546 --> 01:22:43,275
♪ Pull up to the street
and they all know my name ♪

1846
01:22:43,310 --> 01:22:45,608
♪ Now I got a bag,
and my baby chain swing ♪

1847
01:22:45,643 --> 01:22:47,906
- Yo, I'm sorry I ever doubted you.

1848
01:22:47,941 --> 01:22:50,538
I should've always knew
you were ride or die.

1849
01:22:50,573 --> 01:22:54,668
- Yeah, well, this is the
best time I've had in...

1850
01:22:56,303 --> 01:22:57,200
Actually, I don't even know.

1851
01:22:57,236 --> 01:23:00,665
- Me too, yo, so like, when we going out?

1852
01:23:01,733 --> 01:23:04,196
- Look at you, being all assertive.

1853
01:23:04,232 --> 01:23:05,596
- Well you know, we did just disrupt

1854
01:23:05,631 --> 01:23:08,261
a multi-million dollar corporation

1855
01:23:08,296 --> 01:23:11,959
and we saved weed,
so I'm feeling kinda good.

1856
01:23:12,727 --> 01:23:14,691
- I bet you I can make
you feel even better.

1857
01:23:14,726 --> 01:23:15,923
- You can make me feel better.

1858
01:23:15,959 --> 01:23:16,690
- Yeah.

1859
01:23:24,520 --> 01:23:26,250
- Goddamn!

1860
01:23:26,285 --> 01:23:28,216
- I mean.
- Get a room!

1861
01:23:30,283 --> 01:23:31,681
♪ I feel good, I feel great ♪

1862
01:23:31,716 --> 01:23:33,580
♪ I feel good, I feel great ♪

1863
01:23:33,615 --> 01:23:35,412
♪ I feel good, I feel great ♪

1864
01:23:35,447 --> 01:23:37,344
♪ Hope you feel the same way ♪

1865
01:23:37,379 --> 01:23:39,477
♪ I feel good, I feel great ♪

1866
01:23:39,512 --> 01:23:41,508
- Yo, 2 Smacked, got a ravioli nachos

1867
01:23:41,543 --> 01:23:43,507
and a gumbo dog for you.

1868
01:23:43,542 --> 01:23:45,506
- Yeah, Roger, that you?

1869
01:23:47,540 --> 01:23:50,237
- Yo, Cecil dude, what's happening.

1870
01:23:50,272 --> 01:23:51,569
- Just in here starving, bro.

1871
01:23:51,604 --> 01:23:53,402
So you still out here
tryna scrounge around

1872
01:23:53,437 --> 01:23:54,967
and be a delivery boy, huh?

1873
01:23:55,002 --> 01:23:57,332
- Nah man, actually I own 2 Smacked, bro.

1874
01:23:57,367 --> 01:23:58,565
- Word.
- Yeah, we just closed

1875
01:23:58,600 --> 01:23:59,864
another round of financing,

1876
01:23:59,899 --> 01:24:01,564
putting our value over 150 million.

1877
01:24:01,599 --> 01:24:04,328
That's my whip right there.

1878
01:24:04,363 --> 01:24:05,627
- That's you?
- Yeah, man.

1879
01:24:05,663 --> 01:24:07,560
- Wow, why you out here
delivering the food?

1880
01:24:07,595 --> 01:24:09,525
- Ah, I just like staying
connected to the customer.

1881
01:24:09,561 --> 01:24:11,558
You're the customer,
I'm staying connected.

1882
01:24:11,593 --> 01:24:13,557
You're my last drop before
we go somewhere special.

1883
01:24:13,592 --> 01:24:17,354
My girl just got upgraded to VP,
so she earned a raise.

1884
01:24:17,390 --> 01:24:18,654
Ain't that right, babe?

1885
01:24:18,689 --> 01:24:20,553
- I'm waiting, babe.

1886
01:24:20,588 --> 01:24:22,151
- Gotta go, man.

1887
01:24:22,187 --> 01:24:23,151
Enjoy that.

1888
01:24:25,485 --> 01:24:26,949
- Damn.

1889
01:24:26,984 --> 01:24:29,147
I think I just got ate.

1890
01:24:29,183 --> 01:24:31,946
♪ All night I been watching you ♪

1891
01:24:31,981 --> 01:24:34,677
♪ So tonight you're leaving with me ♪

1892
01:24:34,712 --> 01:24:36,609
♪ I been waiting my whole life ♪

1893
01:24:36,645 --> 01:24:37,576
- Let's go.

1894
01:24:39,177 --> 01:24:40,441
♪ It's on now ♪

1895
01:24:40,476 --> 01:24:42,673
♪ We forever young ♪

1896
01:24:46,339 --> 01:24:47,503
Let's go.

1897
01:24:47,539 --> 01:24:48,636
♪ Let me check your fouls ♪

1898
01:24:48,671 --> 01:24:50,202
♪ Two technicals but you beautiful ♪

1899
01:24:50,237 --> 01:24:52,567
What are we doing?

1900
01:24:54,668 --> 01:24:56,997
Make this thing fly.