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-Browser Pone Opera pt.4-

Mar 16th, 2013
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  1. >His voice is...
  2. >Shaking?
  3. >Your heart can't seem to decide if it wants to halt completely or sprint like Usain bolt
  4. >You try to stammer forth a response
  5. >Your voice freezes in your throat
  6. >You feel the beginnings of either tears or, if WebMD is to be believed, Bronchitis
  7. >Probably tears
  8. >You decide to not burden Anon any more than you have already
  9. >So you hold them back for now
  10. >Anon gently breaks the embrace
  11. >Then heads to his bedroom
  12. >He doesn't say anything
  13. >His gait seems less assured than earlier
  14. >You decide not to bother him
  15. >He probably needs time and space to deal with this
  16. >Couch it is
  17. >You hop onto the couch and curl up
  18. >Now to master this 'sleep' thing
  19. >First you try - and moderately succeed - at replicating relaxation
  20. >It's harder without Anon, though
  21. >Then you close your eyes
  22. >It takes a while, but you can feel yourself going unconscious
  23. >Deep breaths, you're not dying or passing out
  24. >Then you hear a sound from the dark, mostly empty house
  25. >Your heart is now pounding in your chest
  26. >You lay very still and listen, keeping your eyes closed
  27. >The sound comes closer
  28. >It's coming from Anon's room
  29. >As it comes closer, you realize it's footsteps
  30. >Then you feel his hands on you as he picks you up
  31. >Without a word, he brings you with him into his bedroom
  32. >He puts you in his desk chair, then wraps you in a blanket
  33. >With that, he slips back into bed and turns off the lights
  34. >Hush now quiet now
  35. >Eventually you drift off to sleep
  36.  
  37. -The next day-
  38.  
  39. >You return to consciousness
  40. >You are, in fact, not dead
  41. >Praise Wozniak
  42. >You feel the early morning sunlight on your eyes
  43. >You open them and look around you
  44. >Anon's room looks different somehow
  45. >Speaking of Anon
  46. >He's still sleeping
  47. >You have to admit, he's adorable like this
  48. >Even if he drools
  49. >You smile and try to decide on a course of action
  50. >Biological beings may show fluctuations in behavior if stirred from their slumber
  51. >You decide to leave anon alone for now
  52. >You get out from under the blanket
  53. >Carefully descend from the chair
  54. >Walk silently (no easy feat with hooves) into the kitchen
  55. >Open fridge
  56. >The smell of meat hits your nose
  57. >You recoil
  58. >Anon really likes his bacon strips
  59. >You see a leftover lettuce leaf from who-knows-when
  60. >Better than nothing
  61. >You take and eat the lettuce
  62. >You would feel guilty about eating his food without asking
  63. >But in this case, you're doing him a favor
  64. >Anon's the kind of guy, you surmise, that keeps lettuce in his fridge to alleviate his conscience
  65. >A bit like those fat people who think "A diet coke? Now I can eat everything!"
  66. >You giggle softly at the thought
  67. >You close the fridge door and munch the lettuce as quietly as you can
  68. >It's surprisingly crispy
  69. >You sit down on your haunches and rub your chin with a hoof
  70. >Apparently humans do this to stimulate cognitive progresses
  71. >Also, the kitchen floor tiles are surprisingly cold on your rump
  72. >Whatever
  73. >More important matters at hoof
  74. >Hand, damnit!
  75. >Or would it be hoof..
  76. >No! Incident! Begin anew!
  77. >Okay.
  78. >Anon has been so good to you and so understanding of everything
  79. >Your neurotic breakdown(s)
  80. >Your temperamental outbursts
  81. >Oh and the fact that you materialized from the fucking aether
  82. >You need to start being as good to him
  83. >You would try to cook him breakfast
  84. >But everything is so tall
  85. >You could probably use wings
  86. >Oh well.
  87. >You sigh
  88. >So if not breakfast, then he should at least get a nice wake-up
  89. >Searching for pleasant ways to wake up
  90. >The results are not as innocent as your intentions
  91. >You feel the blood flow to your cheeks
  92. "N-no...I couldn't do that without consent...and besides, I lack the experience. And...would that make him a zoophile? An unwilling zoophile at that. Would he *want* to wake up...that way?"
  93. >You inhale sharply, then slowly exhale
  94. "Better safe than sorry, isn't that how the expression goes?"
  95. >Who are you talking to?
  96. >Great, you're a basket case
  97. >Well, that's been blindingly obvious all along...
  98. >A good wake-up would probably entail him waking up naturally
  99. >But you have to admit you might get very bored very quickly just trotting around the house waiting for him to wake up
  100. >Besides, you want to do something nice for him, damnit
  101. >Then it hits you
  102. >You are still a browser - a program - and you can probably still download software - maybe you can integrate into your physical form or something
  103. >Plug-ins and add-ons are standard browser fare now, after all
  104. >Maybe you could download a decent singing voice and wake him up with a song?
  105. >Actually, maybe you shouldn't go around downloading strange things on a whim
  106. >Fuck it, we'll do it live
  107. >You prance back into Anon's room
  108. >You clear your throat - now with an actual reason to do so
  109. >Your heart's doing 200 Km/h
  110. >You figure you'll try a slower song that might fit your voice
  111. >So 'Amazing Grace' it is
  112. >A bit sappy, but apparently popular
  113. >You take a deep breath
  114. >Open your mouth
  115. >And you let the words flow out
  116. >Oh shit what the fuck are you doing
  117. >You don't stop though
  118. >Anon stirs in his bed
  119. >He rolls over to face you
  120. >Rubs the sleep out of his eyes
  121. >You're still singing
  122. >Miraculously, there's been no voice cracks or major hiccups
  123. >You beam at him
  124. >Even though your inner self is terrified and screaming
  125. >Do browser ponies have an inner self?
  126. >No time to get metaphysical now
  127. >You finish with, well, grace
  128. >You still hide behind your mane, though
  129. >Oh fuck he's just staring at you
  130. >And he laughs good-naturedly
  131. >In a way that says "I was not expecting to see this today"
  132. >He takes a hold of you like most people would a cat
  133. >And puts you on his bed
  134. >"Opera, were you...singing?"
  135. >His voice is riddled with confusion and amusement
  136. >You physically retreat a step and nod
  137. >He brushes your mane aside
  138. >You let him
  139. >You are, truth be told, a bit proud
  140. >He woke up with a smile, after all
  141. >Without touching him, even
  142. >Achievement unlocked: "Look ma, no hands!"
  143. >Your eyes dart back and forth, then finally agree to settle on him
  144. >You notice he could use a shave
  145. "Y-yes, I..I did. Did you like it? I wanted to wake you up gently you see."
  146. >"Yes, I liked it Opera. Thank you for being so thoughtful."ยจ
  147. >He grabs his clothes and starts getting dressed
  148. >Thus giving you quite the eyeful
  149. >Your blush worsens, and you feel funny in your nethers
  150. >"Also, way to live up to your name"
  151. >He smirks
  152. >The lameness of that joke helps you shift mental gears
  153. >You make your voice as dry and scathing as you can
  154. "Ha. Ha."
  155. >You roll your eyes for emphasis
  156. >Wait, what was that?
  157. >Was that your voice?
  158. >Didn't sound like you
  159. >You think
  160. >Anon just shrugs at your reaction
  161. >Still wearing that smirk of his
  162. >"So what do you want for breakfast?"
  163. "Oh, I already ate, thank you for asking."
  164. >He looks surprised for a moment, then nods
  165. >"What'd you have? I thought I was out of horsie food"
  166. "Ah, no, there was still a scrap of lettuce left."
  167. >He frowns
  168. >"That doesn't sound very filling"
  169. >He's right, your stomach didn't seem entirely satisfied with such a paltry amount of food
  170. "Honestly, it wasn't, but I couldn't leave the fridge open too long, lest I be infected by bacon radiation"
  171. >Where'd that cocksure confidence come from?
  172. >Nevermind that now
  173. >He nods again
  174. >"Yeah...I'm not much of a herbivore. Do you mind bread and cheese, though? Or jam, for that matter?"
  175. >You consider the ingredients of the mentioned foodstuffs
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