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(F) [Engineering] The supermatter crystal beeps, "Danger! Crystal hyperstructure integrity faltering! Integrity: 24.3%"

(F) [Common] Bill Nefren asks, "Anyone else for the hop?"

(F) DEAD: John Papa says, "Ten bucks those idiots in the arena get nuked by the SM"

(F) DEAD: Sven Grey asks, "oh man, how did they mess up already?"

(F) DEAD: John Papa says, "TEN BUCKS"

The mouse runs in a circle.

(F) DEAD: John Papa says, "TEN FUCKING BUCKS"

The space cat sits down.

(F) Maddison Burris says, "HAHAHA"

The crab clicks.

(F) DEAD: James Trashcan says, "some cooling pipes went missing"

Owen Kimple attempted to disarm Marcus Shafer!

(F) Maddison Burris says, "AAAAAAAAAAAAH"

The monkey (984) waves his tail.

Paperwork looks around sleepily.

The monkey (760) rolls.

(F) [Common] The supermatter crystal beeps, "CRYSTAL DELAMINATION IMMINENT. Integrity: 21.14%"

The crab clacks.

Marcus Shafer feeds the contents of the flask of holy water to Owen Kimple.

(F) Mercury Zinnia: Might I also reccomend arming lockers and pushing them into folk?

Marcus Shafer feeds the contents of the flask of holy water to Owen Kimple.

(F) [Common] Bill Nefren says, "Gosh"

Manufactures-the-evidence screams.

Runtime walks around.

(F) [Common] Oldman Robustin yells, "NITROGEN TO ENGINEERING REE!!!"

(F) Maddison Burris says, "Lads"

(F) Maddison Burris says, "I have an idea"

(F) Maddison Burris says, "This requires plasma"

The monkey (864) jumps!

Runtime sits down.

(F) DEAD: John Papa says, "Oh man these guys are gunna get nuked by the SM"

(F) Maddison Burris says, "If we wire this pacman up to the storage facility"

(F) Maddison Burris says, "We can do shit"

(F) DEAD: John Papa says, "This is gunna be funny"

The monkey (984) waves his tail.

(F) DEAD: James Trashcan says, "oh good explosive stand is becoming the meta"

The monkey (271) scratches.

Pegwing looks in the gold coin's direction and takes flight.

Officer Buttsky stops moving...

(F) Maddison Burris says, "Or"

The butterfly stops moving...

(F) Maddison Burris says, "Well wiring is easier"

(F) DEAD: Sven Grey asks, "What is this probe?"

(F) DEAD: John Papa says, "Stand"

Paperwork looks around sleepily.

(F) Yoshikage Kira: Wew

(F) Yoshikage Kira: OH WAIT

(F) DEAD: John Papa says, "Delam faster SM"

The monkey (914) jumps!

(F) Yoshikage Kira: I COULD HAVE TAKEN THAT BRAIN

(F) DEAD: John Papa says, "Nuke those suckers"

(F) [Common] The supermatter crystal beeps, "CRYSTAL DELAMINATION IMMINENT. Integrity: 16.94%"

The monkey (395) waves her tail.

The space cat stops resting.

The monkey (914) waves her tail.

(F) [Common] Jay Clarke asks, "Already?"

(F) Killer Queen: Brains are easy to come by. The AI core board is of more immediate interest.

(F) [Common] Yoshikage Kira says, "AI, open the delivery office."

Breaking Update From Nanotrasen News Network
The crew of Guy Heaven has been evacuated amid unconfirmed reports of enemy activity.


(F) [148.5] Mythimna asks, "More?"

(F) Yoshikage Kira: AH

(F) DEAD: Sven Grey asks, "The thing setting traps is a stand?"

(F) [148.5] Kook's Kooksfield says, "Yes"

(F) Hugen Von Longenstien PDA Message --> Alexander Jones (Head of Security): "Yo yoshikage stole one of the tasers you gave me"

(F) Yoshikage Kira: KILLAH QUEEN

(F) DEAD: John Papa says, "Ye"

(F) Camil Earin says, "I am a lawyer"

Now orbiting Yoshikage Kira.

Now orbiting Kook's Kooksfield.

(F) DEAD: John Papa says, "Someones stand"

C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!

Now orbiting Hugen Von Longenstien.

Now orbiting John Papa.

The monkey (760) rolls.

(F) [Engineering] Oldman Robustin says, "THE SETUP IS FIXED BUT IT NEEDS MORE COLD AIR"

Owen Kimple rolls on the floor, trying to put themselves out!

(F) DEAD: John Papa says, "At least i think its a stand"

Runtime crouches on its hind legs.

Owen Kimple has successfully extinguished themselves!

(F) DEAD: John Papa says, "Iunno what else it could be"

Pegwing looks in the gold coin's direction and takes flight.

Poly bawks!

The grey baby slime (379) jiggles!

(F) Owen Kimple stammers, "OH-H-H-H LORD-D-D"

(F) Owen Kimple stammers, "OH-H-H-H L-L-L-LORD-D-D-D"

Ian yaps happily!

(F) DEAD: John Papa says, "These guys are fucking toast"

(F) Manufactures-the-evidence hisses, "Oh lord yesss"

Ian yaps happily!

(F) R.O.M.A.N. states, "I CANNOT HOLD THINGS"

(F) [Medical] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Jalen Kellogg, Chief Medical Officer, is the department head."

Now orbiting John Papa.

(F) Owen Kimple stammers, "C-cl-lear-r-r"

(F) Jalen Kellogg (Chief Medical Officer) has arrived at the station at Arrival Shuttle.

(F) [Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Jalen Kellogg has signed up as Chief Medical Officer"

(F) [Common] The supermatter crystal beeps, "CRYSTAL DELAMINATION IMMINENT. Integrity: 14.73%"

Bubbles scratches.

The mouse squeeks.

(F) DEAD: John Papa says, "FASTER SM FASTER"

The mouse shakes.

(F) [Common] Owen Kimple stammers, "EVERY-YON-NE"

(F) [Common] Jalen Kellogg exclaims, "What the fuck, already?!"

Poly looks in the Power-ON cartridge's direction and takes flight.

(F) DEAD: John Papa says, "NUKE EM"

(F) [Common] Owen Kimple stammers, "TO ENG-GIN-NEER-RIN-NG-G M-MAIT"

(F) [Common] Maddison Burris stammers, "En-ng-gineeeeerin-n"

(F) [Common] Owen Kimple stammers, "W-WE H-HAV-VE AN-N AM-MAZ-Z-Z-ZING"

(F) [Common] Bill Nefren says, "Hop line is clone"

The monkey (198) rolls.

(F) [Common] Bill Nefren says, "Closed"

(F) DEAD: Sven Grey asks, "So how did it delim this fast?"

Ian dances around.

(F) [Common] Bill Nefren says, "Woops"

Runtime stretches out for a belly rub.

(F) DEAD: James Trashcan says, "cooling pipes weren't connected"

(F) [Common] Jalen Kellogg asks, "How the fuck is engineering already fucked?"

(F) [Common] Kook's Kooksfield asks, "Can some scientist make a botany dispenser?"

(F) [Common] Marcus Shafer says, "There is a cult aboard."

Now orbiting Gas to Chamber.

(F) [Syndicate] Yoshikage Kira asks, "Any other traitor friends?"

The monkey (268) scratches.

(F) [Common] Manufactures-the-evidence hisses, "RAGE CAGE IN ENGI MAINT"

(F) Killer Queen: Would you like for me to pre-empt bomb arming? It'll help expediate this and keep you safer.

Now orbiting Yoshikage Kira.

(F) Camil Earin says, "REEEEE"

(F) [148.5] Camil Earin says, "REEEEE"

(F) Yoshikage Kira says, "Wew"

(F) [Common] The supermatter crystal beeps, "CRYSTAL DELAMINATION IMMINENT. Integrity: 13.36%"

The monkey (268) rolls.

The space cat lies down.

The monkey (886) rolls.

Pegwing looks in the gold coin's direction and takes flight.

 That's an arcane tome

An old, dusty tome with frayed edges and a sinister-looking cover.

It is a small item.

(F) Killer Queen: Like; If you go through a maint tunnel I can manifest and arm the door behind you.

Bubbles screeches.

 That's a bubblegum plushie

The friendly red demon that gives good miners gifts.

It is a small item.

 That's a bubblegum plushie

The friendly red demon that gives good miners gifts.

It is a small item.

 That's a floor

There's a small crack on the edge of it.

The monkey (198) waves his tail.

Ian yaps.

(F) Manufactures-the-evidence hisses, "BLESSS THISSS WATER"

The grey baby slime (254) jiggles!

The monkey (198) rolls.

Poly looks in the Power-ON cartridge's direction and takes flight.

(F) [Medical] Bill Nefren says, "CMO to the bridge to red alert"

The mouse squeeks.

(F) DEAD: Sven Grey says, "Im trying to orbit this thing setting traps but I cant"

(F) Yoshikage Kira: Sure, just don't get me caught doing so.

Pegwing flutters its wings.

(F) [148.5] Camil Earin says, "Goddamnit"

(F) DEAD: John Papa says, "Same"

(F) [148.5] Camil Earin says, "Fucking bullshit monkey"

(F) [148.5] Rose Alliman asks, "You good?"

(F) [Medical] Bill Nefren says, "Or your office or wherever"

The space cat sits down.

Runtime looks alert.

The monkey (978) scratches.

(F) DEAD: John Papa says, "GASP"

Choice registered: Yes.

Manufactures-the-evidence has thrown the metal rod.

(F) Marcus Shafer says, "It is."

The monkey (660) scratches.

The mouse shakes.

(F) DEAD: John Papa says, "BUBBLEGUM PLUSH"

(F) DEAD: James Trashcan says, "afaik, explosive stands don't need to go out to rig shit"

(F) DEAD: John Papa says, "IT IS ADORABLE"

You are Iron Peony, bound to serve Owen Kimple.

You are capable of manifesting or recalling to your master with the buttons on your HUD. You will also find a button to communicate with them privately there.

While personally invincible, you will die if Owen Kimple does, and any damage dealt to you will have a portion passed on to them as you feed upon them to sustain yourself.

As a support type, you may toggle your basic attacks to a healing mode. In addition, Alt-Clicking on an adjacent object or mob will warp them to your bluespace beacon after a short delay.

Despite your creators current allegiances, your true master remains Owen Kimple. If their loyalities change, so do yours. This will never change unless your creator's body is destroyed.

[Common] The supermatter crystal beeps, "CRYSTAL DELAMINATION IMMINENT. Integrity: 14.4%"

Iron Peony: Greetings

You switch to healing mode.

You switch to combat mode.

You switch to healing mode.

[Common] Bill Nefren says, "Ay who's the clever fuck down in engineering"

Owen Kimple: We're gonna meme so hard.

[Common] Bill Nefren says, "Good work"

You switch to combat mode.

You switch to healing mode.

[Common] Maddison Burris says, "Bill"

Owen Kimple has thrown the holoparasite injector.

[Common] Maddison Burris says, "Can you get me some insulated gloves"

Manufactures-the-evidence feeds the contents of the filled shot glass to Marcus Shafer.

Manufactures-the-evidence slurs, "Thisss i'sss the bbeeecht"

[Common] Maddison Burris says, "I need to power the downed storage facility"

Owen Kimple has thrown the holoparasite injector kit.

Manufactures-the-evidence slurs, "Boorning ch'hittt?"

Manufactures-the-evidence slurs, "Cool"

Owen Kimple has thrown the holoparasite injector.

Manufactures-the-evidence slurs, "Yoou do that"

[Common] Bill Nefren says, "Where are you maddy"

[Common] Maddison Burris says, "And engineering is... busy."

Owen Kimple says, "Dont worry"

Owen Kimple says, "The memes will now begin."

[Common] Jalen Kellogg asks, "Engineering can that shard be repaired?"

Owen Kimple says, "I would like you to meat"

[Common] Miles Ehret says, "Hello"

Iron Peony: Cool

Owen Kimple says, "SUPPORTO"

Owen Kimple says, "Reveal yourself"

Owen Kimple says, "Iron Peony"

Owen Kimple says, "Alright"

Iron Peony hisses, "I REVEAL"

[Common] Oldman Robustin says, "I CAN"

[Common] Bill Nefren asks, "Maddy?"

Manufactures-the-evidence slurs, "Cooooooool"

[Common] Maddison Burris says, "I'll meet you outside engineering"

Owen Kimple says, "So now, I need you to make"

[Common] Oldman Robustin says, "BUT WE NEED RESEARC FOR BETTER FREEZERS"

Owen Kimple says, "Those holopara bluespace prints thingies"

[Common] Oldman Robustin yells, "NOBODY HAS DONE RESEARCH!!"

Owen Kimple says, "In the middle of this"

Owen Kimple says, "Place"

You activate your light.

Owen Kimple says, "I SHALL TELEPORT NERDS"

Beacon placed! You may now warp targets and objects to it, including your user, via Alt+Click.

Owen Kimple says, "INTO THE CAGE"

Manufactures-the-evidence slurs, "DO IT"

Manufactures-the-evidence slurs, "BLLOOCK 'THE EXITSSS"

Iron Peony: I know how to place, but how do I war people?

Owen Kimple says, "BLOCK THE EXITS"

Manufactures-the-evidence hisses, "DRINKSSS FOR EVERYONE"

[Common] Oldman Robustin yells, "ENGINE IS STABLE!!"

Owen Kimple: Your bluespace form

You have to be recalled to toggle modes!x2

You switch to combat mode.

Owen Kimple says, "Dude"

Owen Kimple says, "Why'd you have to be a shitter"

Owen Kimple says, "And destroy the grilles"

Owen Kimple says, "Ree"

Owen Kimple says, "With lava"

Iron Peony hisses, "Hold up"

Owen Kimple says, "Ou broke the cage"

You have to be recalled to toggle modes!

Owen Kimple says, "Like a nerd"

Manufactures-the-evidence hisses, "WE CAN FIX IT"

You switch to healing mode.

Owen Kimple says, "Whats the point of this gimmick now"

Owen Kimple says, "WHATS THE POINT"

The Getmore Chocolate Corp beeps, "Twice the calories for half the price!"

[Common] Jalen Kellogg says, "Alright then, good work"

Manufactures-the-evidence hisses, "HISSS ISSS BULLSSSHIT"

As a support type, you may toggle your basic attacks to a healing mode. In addition, Alt-Clicking on an adjacent object or mob will warp them to your bluespace beacon after a short delay.

Manufactures-the-evidence hisses, "WE GOTTA FIX IT"

Manufactures-the-evidence hisses, "I'LL GET SSSUPPLIESSS"

You must be adjacent to your target!

Marcus Shafer has diced Iron Peony with the dark blade!

Blood sprays from Owen Kimple as Iron Peony takes damage!

Marcus Shafer has diced Iron Peony with the dark blade!

Blood sprays from Owen Kimple as Iron Peony takes damage!

[Common] Maddison Burris says, "Bill go to engineering maint there's something you should see"

You switch to combat mode.

You switch to healing mode.

[Common] Bill Nefren says, "Eh"

Iron Peony heals Owen Kimple!x3

Marcus Shafer has slashed Owen Kimple in the head with the dark blade!

You switch to combat mode.

Marcus Shafer has torn Owen Kimple in the head with the dark blade!

Marcus Shafer has cut Iron Peony with the dark blade!

Blood sprays from Owen Kimple as Iron Peony takes damage!

Marcus Shafer has torn Iron Peony with the dark blade!

Blood sprays from Owen Kimple as Iron Peony takes damage!

[Common] Scavenges-And-Licks yells, "BEEP BEP!!"

Marcus Shafer has sliced Iron Peony with the dark blade!

Blood sprays from Owen Kimple as Iron Peony takes damage!

Iron Peony has grabbed Owen Kimple passively!

You have to be recalled to toggle modes!

Iron Peony punches Owen Kimple!

Marcus Shafer has slashed Iron Peony with the dark blade!

Blood sprays from Owen Kimple as Iron Peony takes damage!

Marcus Shafer has slashed Iron Peony with the dark blade!

Blood sprays from Owen Kimple as Iron Peony takes damage!

Marcus Shafer has cut Iron Peony with the dark blade!

Blood sprays from Owen Kimple as Iron Peony takes damage!

Marcus Shafer has attacked Iron Peony with the dark blade!

Blood sprays from Owen Kimple as Iron Peony takes damage!

Owen Kimple seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...

[Common] Jalen Kellogg says, "Well looks like telecomms has been tampered with"

You switch to healing mode.

Your summoner has died!

Iron Peony dies along with its user!

Owen Kimple's body is completely consumed by the strain of sustaining Iron Peony!

Iron Peony has died at Port Quarter Maintenance.

(F) Marcus Shafer says, "I'll heal h--"

The monkey (198) waves his tail.

(F) [Common] Charles Paynter says, "That was NOT ME"

(F) [Common] Marcus Shafer says, "Uh."

(F) Marcus Shafer says, "Uh."

*---------*
This is Marcus Shafer!
He is wearing  a chaplain's jumpsuit.
He is wearing  a witchunter hat on his head.
He has  a leather satchel on his back.
He is holding  a blood-stained dark blade in his right hand.
He has  PDA-Marcus Shafer (Chaplain) about his waist.
He is wearing  some black shoes on his feet.
He has  a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  Marcus Shafer's ID Card (Chaplain).
*---------*

The monkey (730) rolls.

Runtime crouches on its hind legs.

(F) Killer Queen: It's ignited. Suggest leaving it here for now.

(F) [Common] Marcus Shafer says, "The traitor and his holopara is daed."

(F) Marcus Shafer says, "The traitor and his holopara is daed."

The monkey (312) waves his tail.

(F) [Common] Marcus Shafer says, "Dead, rather."

(F) Marcus Shafer says, "Dead, rather."

(F) Killer Queen: It won't hurt you, of course.

(F) [Security] B.O.B. queries, "HoS, what did you mean when you asked me to repair brig doors?"

The mouse runs in a circle.

(F) [Common] Charles Paynter says, "NOT ME AT ALL."

 That's Owen Kimple

It's a g-g-g-g-ghooooost!

(F) [Common] Marcus Shafer says, ". . ."

(F) Marcus Shafer says, ". . ."

(F) Killer Queen: We'll need a brain, now.

Runtime crouches on its hind legs.

(F) [Common] Charles Paynter says, "DON'T LOOK FOR PRINTS IN TELECOMMS."

(F) [Common] Marcus Shafer asks, "Was he not a traitor?"

(F) Marcus Shafer asks, "Was he not a traitor?"

(F) [Security] Bill Nefren says, "Bob the hos died"

(F) [Common] Marcus Shafer asks, "Guys, how did Owen get a holoparasite?"

(F) Marcus Shafer asks, "Guys, how did Owen get a holoparasite?"

(F) [Security] B.O.B. queries, "What?"

(F) [Security] Bill Nefren says, "Or at least isn't on comms anymore"

(F) [Common] Marcus Shafer asks, ". . . Guys?"

(F) Marcus Shafer asks, ". . . Guys?"

(F) [Common] Charles Paynter says, "I DIDN'T FORGET TO WEAR LATEX GLOVES WHILE TRESPASSING>"

Poly looks in the Power-ON cartridge's direction and takes flight.

The monkey (984) jumps!

Pegwing looks in the gold coin's direction and takes flight.

(F) [Security] Bill Nefren says, "He called out for help without a location"

The monkey (268) jumps!

(F) [Common] Charles Paynter says, "ALSO MARCUS, YOU DUN GOOFED"

(F) [Security] Bill Nefren says, "And isn't on suit sensors"

(F) DEAD: Iron Peony says, "Owen, you went AFK and the guy started attacking you. I was in combat mode and couldnt switch, run, and heal"

The watcher stops moving...

(F) DEAD: Iron Peony says, "Sorry man"

(F) DEAD: Alexander Jones says, "FUCK"

Runtime sits down.

Camil Earin seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...

(F) Camil Earin has died at Central Primary Hallway.

(F) DEAD: Owen Kimple says, "BRO"

(F) DEAD: Owen Kimple says, "WHO ATTACKED ME"

(F) DEAD: Iron Peony says, "Marcus"

The grey baby slime (379) bounces in place.

The monkey (984) jumps!

(F) [Engineering] Poly yells, "Thats the mime"

The space cat wags its tail.

(F) Killer Queen: KILLER QUEEN HAS ALREADY TOUCHED THAT LOCKER

(F) Yoshikage Kira: Further deal with him.

Ethan Valentine seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...

(F) Ethan Valentine has died at Starboard Quarter Maintenance.

(F) DEAD: Camil Earin says, "That's new"

Paperwork dozes off.

(F) DEAD: Owen Kimple says, "my screens fucked"

(F) DEAD: Camil Earin says, "Never seen taht"

(F) DEAD: Owen Kimple says, "Well"

(F) Killer Queen: He might teleport away if I punch him.

(F) DEAD: Iron Peony says, "Sorry man"

(F) [Common] Miles Ehret says, "Hello"

(F) [146.7] Miles Ehret says, "Hello"

(F) Killer Queen: I'll begin arming the 02 locker.

Poly looks in the Power-ON cartridge's direction and takes flight.

(F) DEAD: Alexander Jones says, ">just outside deparutres"

The monkey (914) jumps!

The monkey (312) scratches.

(F) Maddison Burris says, "Lets try this"

(F) [Security] B.O.B. states, "I am going out after HoS"

(F) [Security] Rose Alliman says, "Capatin lost his ID"

(F) DEAD: Alexander Jones says, ">suit sensors off"

(F) DEAD: Alexander Jones says, "kill"

(F) DEAD: Alexander Jones says, "me"

Pegwing looks in the gold coin's direction and takes flight.

(F) [Security] Bill Nefren says, "No he didn't there is no captain"

The monkey (395) scratches.

The monkey (170) rolls.

The monkey (312) rolls.

(F) Maddison Burris says, "Uhm..."

(F) [Security] Bill Nefren says, "I made that ID for you to use"

The mouse shakes.

(F) Maddison Burris asks, "Holy shit?"

(F) Marcus Shafer says, "Whajt the fuck"

Pegwing flutters its wings.

Maddison Burris puts the pocket crowbar into the mechanical toolbox.

(F) [Security] Rose Alliman says, "Aww didnt look at it right"

Runtime gets up and meows.

(F) [Syndicate] Blake Feufer asks, "Any other fucks on here?"

The mouse squeeks.

 That's a rapid-light-device (RLD)

A device used to rapidly provide lighting sources to an area. Reload with metal, plasteel, glass or compressed matter cartridges.

It is a normal-sized item.

A rapid-light-device (RLD). It currently holds 200/200 matter-units.

Maddison Burris puts the screwdriver into the mechanical toolbox.

The monkey (395) rolls.

(F) [Medical] Jalen Kellogg says, "Great hos got spaced"

Maddison Burris puts the wirecutters into the mechanical toolbox.

The space cat wags its tail.

(F) [Syndicate] Yoshikage Kira says, "Indeed."

(F) Killer Queen: It seems you have a friend, master.

 That's a void torch

Used by veteran cultists to instantly transport items to their needful bretheren.

It is a small item.

(F) [Common] Damian Bousum asks, "Hello?"

Maddison Burris puts the wrench into the mechanical toolbox.

The monkey (984) jumps!

Maddison Burris disassembles the girder.

The space cat walks around.

Runtime looks alert.

(F) [Security] B.O.B. states, "Found HoS"

(F) [Syndicate] Yoshikage Kira says, "I have my stand, Killer Queen."

(F) [Common] Damian Bousum says, "This is uh"

(F) [Common] Crime Clown says, "HONK"

(F) [Common] Damian Bousum says, "Someone..."

(F) [Security] Bill Nefren says, "Nice bring him in"

(F) [Syndicate] Blake Feufer says, "Cool"

(F) Maddison Burris says, "Holy shit"

Runtime wags its tail.

Scavenges-And-Licks wags his tail.

Runtime sits down.

(F) [Common] Crime Clown asks, "R U ALSO IN SPESS?"

Poly looks in the Power-ON cartridge's direction and takes flight.

(F) DEAD: Ethan Valentine says, "what"

The space cat grooms its fur.

The monkey (395) waves her tail.

(F) [Common] Elend Venture says, "Colten this is for tasy cooking, not healthy cooking"

(F) [Security] B.O.B. states, "Cloning them"

The monkey (984) scratches.

(F) [Command] Bill Nefren says, "Hos is on the way back"

(F) The ShadyCigs Deluxe beeps, "Smoke!"

The space cat shivers.

(F) DEAD: Ethan Valentine says, "the trapped locker just multiplied"

Runtime stretches out for a belly rub.

Pegwing looks in the gold coin's direction and takes flight.

The monkey (493) jumps!

(F) [Common] Damian Bousum says, "Fuck i dont know, I just woke up from a crypod on lavaland"

(F) [Common] Blue Haderach asks, "Engineers need insulateds?"

(F) Yoshikage Kira: I have dupped the locker somehow

(F) [Common] Damian Bousum says, "So i guess i am in spess"

(F) DEAD: Owen Kimple says, "my entire screen"

The Cleanbot begins to clean up the blood.

The monkey (271) scratches.

The monkey (312) scratches.

(F) DEAD: Owen Kimple says, "is just a white glow"

Maddison Burris puts the rapid-light-device (RLD) into the backpack.

The mouse runs in a circle.

(F) DEAD: Owen Kimple says, "and its hurting my eyes a bit"

(F) Killer Queen: Ah, that's called "spaghetti".

(F) [Syndicate] Blake Feufer asks, "Are you a stationside agent person?"

The mouse shakes.

(F) Yoshikage Kira: One is a bomb and one is not.

(F) Maddison Burris says, "Yeah."

(F) [Common] Oldman Robustin says, "Hmmm"

(F) Oldman Robustin says, "Hmmm"

(F) DEAD: Owen Kimple says, "what bug is this even"

OOC: Maqre: > RESISTHOT

Runtime crouches on its hind legs.

(F) Maddison Burris exclaims, "Wow!"

The mouse runs in a circle.

(F) Killer Queen: What I do is crate a fake bomb version of whatever I touch.

OOC: SapphireXC: I saw that too

Ian shivers.

(F) Maddison Burris asks, "You getting in on this?"

OOC: Maqre: Based changelog telling it how it is

Ian chases its tail.

(F) Killer Queen: And it overlays the original.

(F) Oldman Robustin says, "Greedy lil shits"

The space cat stretches out for a belly rub.

(F) Oldman Robustin says, "Honk"

(F) Ezikiel Mathea PDA Message --> Jalen Kellogg (Chief Medical Officer): "I tried to give you guys 30u of Hearty Punch for healing purposes and then one of your chemists DOWNED THE WHOLE FUCKING DRINK"

(F) Killer Queen: It's a ling.

(F) Maddison Burris exclaims, "I didn't know how to power it!"

Oldman Robustin projects a forcefield!

The monkey (271) rolls.

(F) Yoshikage Kira: Oh, yeah.

(F) Killer Queen: Revolting.

Runtime shakes its head.

(F) Jalen Kellogg PDA Message --> Ezikiel Mathea (Bartender): "classic"

 That's a Meteor Shield Satellite

A meteor point-defense satellite.

(F) Maddison Burris exclaims, "Seriously there was no APC!"

Oldman Robustin projects a forcefield!


Central Command Update


Electrical Storm Alert

An electrical storm has been detected in your area, please repair potential electronic overloads.


Oldman Robustin puts the forcefield projector into the satchel.

 That's some plastitanium glass

A glass sheet made out of a plasma-titanium-silicate alloy.

They are a tiny item.

There are 10 plastitanium glass sheets in the stack.

Alt-click to take a custom amount.

(F) [Common] Manufactures-the-evidence slurs, "LING IN SSS'kIENkE"

Angry Stick Man stops moving...

Oldman Robustin projects a forcefield!x2

 That's some plasma glass

A glass sheet made out of a plasma-silicate alloy. It looks extremely tough and heavily fire resistant.

They are a tiny item.

There are 10 plasma glass sheets in the stack.

Alt-click to take a custom amount.

The mouse squeeks.

The forcefield flickers and disappears!x3

(F) Yoshikage Kira: I forgot thats how the bombs work.

Angry Stick Man stops moving...

The forcefield flickers and disappears!

Angry Stick Man stops moving...

(F) [Common] Damian Bousum says, "I see, you people have a station"

The mouse runs in a circle.

Poly looks in the Power-ON cartridge's direction and takes flight.

Angry Stick Dog stops moving...

(F) [Common] Manufactures-the-evidence slurs, "XERNOSSS ERENDooR REGR'EW HHHIISSS ahahahRM"

Pegwing looks in the gold coin's direction and takes flight.

The monkey (984) jumps!

The Cleanbot begins to clean up the drips of blood.

The monkey (198) scratches.

(F) DEAD: Owen Kimple says, "alright"

Oldman Robustin starts to weld the Prototype Emitter to the floor.

Xernos Erendor seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...

(F) Landon Adams has died at Research Division.

Paperwork dozes off.

(F) DEAD: Owen Kimple says, "my screens fixed now"

*---------*
This is Marcus Shafer!
He is wearing  a chaplain's jumpsuit.
He is wearing  a witchunter hat on his head.
He has  a leather satchel on his back.
He is holding  a blood-stained dark blade in his right hand.
He has  PDA-Marcus Shafer (Chaplain) about his waist.
He is wearing  some black shoes on his feet.
He has  a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  Marcus Shafer's ID Card (Chaplain).
*---------*

The space cat walks around.

Oldman Robustin buckles himself to Prototype Emitter.

The mouse runs in a circle.

The monkey (395) scratches.

The monkey (170) jumps!

 That's Prototype Emitter

A heavy-duty industrial laser, often used in containment fields and power generation.

Alt-click to rotate it clockwise.

Oldman Robustin unbuckles himself from Prototype Emitter.

Angry Stick Dog stops moving...

Angry Stick Man stops moving...

Maddison Burris buckles herself to Prototype Emitter.

(F) Maddison Burris exclaims, "Woah!"

The monkey (886) waves his tail.

 That's Prototype Emitter

A heavy-duty industrial laser, often used in containment fields and power generation.

Alt-click to rotate it clockwise.

Angry Stick Man stops moving...

(F) Oldman Robustin says, "Now uh"

The space cat lies down.

The monkey (886) jumps!

The monkey (198) waves his tail.

(F) Oldman Robustin says, "Yea"

*---------*
This is Marcus Shafer!
He is wearing  a chaplain's jumpsuit.
He is wearing  a witchunter hat on his head.
He has  a leather satchel on his back.
He is holding  a blood-stained dark blade in his right hand.
He has  PDA-Marcus Shafer (Chaplain) about his waist.
He is wearing  some black shoes on his feet.
He has  a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  Marcus Shafer's ID Card (Chaplain).
*---------*

(F) Maddison Burris says, "COOL"

The crab clicks.

Prototype Emitter is hit by an emitter beam!

The power cable is hit by an emitter beam!

The monkey (170) scratches.

(F) Maddison Burris says, "Ooops"

The space cat sits down.

The monkey (198) waves his tail.

The space cat crouches on its hind legs.

(F) Oldman Robustin says, "Every few seconds it charges while on autofire"

(F) Ezikiel Mathea PDA Message --> Jalen Kellogg (Chief Medical Officer): "would you want some hearty punch for medical purposes?"

The derelict drone (61) stops moving...

(F) derelict drone (61) has died at Abandoned SCP-294 Containment.

Maddison Burris unbuckles herself from Prototype Emitter.

 That's a prototype canister

The best way to fix an atmospheric emergency... or the best way to introduce one.

Angry Stick Dog stops moving...

Prototype Emitter is hit by an emitter beam!

The power cable is hit by an emitter beam!

Prototype Emitter is hit by an emitter beam!

The light fixture is hit by an emitter beam!

The goliath stops moving...

(F) Oldman Robustin says, "And you can use that to manually fire"

Poly looks in the Power-ON cartridge's direction and takes flight.

(F) Maddison Burris says, "I should really not break that"

Now orbiting Owen Kimple.

Angry Stick Man stops moving...x2

The monkey (170) waves his tail.

The space cat mews.

The monkey (170) rolls.

Oldman Robustin unbuckles himself from Prototype Emitter.

Poly flutters its wings.

Angry Stick Man stops moving...

The monkey (978) jumps!

Angry Stick Man stops moving...

Marcus Shafer buckles himself to Prototype Emitter.

(F) [Medical] The cloning pod states, "An emergency ejection of Alexander Jones has occurred. Survival not guaranteed."

(F) Killer Queen: You might curry favor if you rescue the ling.

The monkey (730) waves his tail.

Angry Stick Man stops moving...

Pegwing looks in the gold coin's direction and takes flight.

The monkey (978) rolls.

Angry Stick Dog stops moving...

The mouse squeeks.

(F) [Security] Rose Alliman says, "Can I have all sec check in I need a count"

Angry Stick Dog stops moving...

The monkey (170) waves his tail.

(F) DEAD: Owen Kimple says, "so"

The monkey (914) rolls.

(F) DEAD: Owen Kimple says, "uh"

(F) DEAD: Owen Kimple says, "who was my stand again"

The watcher stops moving...

(F) DEAD: Iron Peony says, "I was"

(F) DEAD: Owen Kimple says, "apparently you attacked marcus"

(F) Oldman Robustin says, "Interesting that its missing the reflectors, maybe they have to be anchored"

The monkey (760) rolls.

(F) DEAD: Owen Kimple says, "WHILE I WAS AFK"

(F) DEAD: Owen Kimple says, "first"

(F) DEAD: Iron Peony says, "He attacked first"

Oldman Robustin starts to dismantle the double sided reflector.

(F) [Supply] Blue Haderach says, "Miners check in"

(F) DEAD: Owen Kimple says, "admins said you attacked first"

(F) DEAD: Owen Kimple says, "for some reason"

The monkey (198) scratches.

Maddison Burris has thrown the plastitanium glass.

(F) DEAD: Iron Peony says, "he started swording"

Unknown snores.

(F) DEAD: Iron Peony says, "no no no"

Unknown snores.

Oldman Robustin starts to weld the double sided reflector to the floor.

(F) Maddison Burris exclaims, "I'll set this up!"

Alexander Jones snores.

(F) DEAD: Owen Kimple says, "huh"

The monkey (593) jumps!

(F) [Security] Rose Alliman asks, "Is it just me?"

The space cat sits down.

(F) DEAD: Owen Kimple says, "this sucks"

Sasha Romanov seizes up and falls limp, their eyes dead and lifeless...

(F) [Engineering] Poly squawks, "O wait"

(F) [Security] Bill Nefren says, "I'm alive"

(F) DEAD: Iron Peony says, "I will check my logs, one sec"

(F) [Security] Bill Nefren says, "Hos is cloning"

Alexander Jones snores.

(F) [148.5] Scavenges-And-Licks hisses, "Cheeeffy"

(F) DEAD: Owen Kimple says, "I just wanted to thunderdome gimmick ree"

Poly looks in the Power-ON cartridge's direction and takes flight.

(F) [Security] Bill Nefren says, "Lawyer dead"

(F) Oldman Robustin says, "You can only gain manual firing charges"

The monkey (660) rolls.