Odd Haiku [6/28/21]

An odd haiku involving fan blogs devoted to ruthless despots

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An odd haiku involving future thrift stores with gently used spacesuits

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An odd haiku involving etiquette chips for ill-mannered robots

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An odd haiku involving spiritually uplifting dick jokes

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An odd haiku involving suicidally depressed pet hamsters

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An odd haiku involving akashic records copyright lawsuits

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An odd haiku involving alarmingly obese dietitians

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An odd haiku involving champagne toasts to “barbaric savagery”

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An odd haiku involving fly fishing-themed martial arts action films

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An odd haiku involving Glamour Shots of tentacular monsters

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An odd haiku involving murder-related Make-A-Wish requests

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An odd haiku involving death-metal renditions of Enya hits