Let me be honest about something that happened at 2pm yesterday that changed everything.

I pooped big.

Not metaphorically. Not "I closed a deal" big. Not "I disrupted an industry" big. Literally, physically, monumentally big. The kind of big that makes you grip the seat and reconsider your entire dietary philosophy.

I sat there afterward like Roald Dahl finishing the last page of a manuscript. Spent. Reverent. Slightly afraid.

My gastroenterologist, Dr. Priya Nambiar, has been telling me for years that fiber is the great equalizer. She was right. She is always right. I should have listened in 2019.

The flush required three attempts. The third one felt like a standing ovation.

Here's what nobody tells you: the body keeps score. Every sad desk lunch, every skipped vegetable, every "I'll eat better Monday" — it all accumulates. And then one Tuesday afternoon, it presents the bill.

Pay your fiber debt, people.

The invoice arrives without warning.

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