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  1. [05:55] <rascalywabit> As you put on the red ring, you feel power beyond your greatest imagining. It flows through you and the ring splrrrrsss happily. This can only end wonderfully.
  2. [05:56] <DM> "...Uh." Is all Andy says, blinking.
  3. [05:56] <zion> "what's happening?"
  4. [05:56] <rascalywabit> Before long, a small break in time space occurs and you are now next to a very familiar Deadpool imp. Not that you can see that of course.
  5. [05:59] <rascalywabit> Oh, here I am. So soon? The ring worked perfectly. Is his lovely wife in trouble?
  6. [05:59] <rascalywabit> He takes a look around before his eyes fall on Andy.
  7. [05:59] <rascalywabit> Why hello there.
  8. [06:00] <rascalywabit> He demands that you say hello to him.
  9. [06:01] <DM> Andy blinks, turning her head towards him and ending up essentially looking straight over the imps head, "..."
  10. [06:03] <rascalywabit> He stands there, waiting for someone to do something
  11. [06:03] <zion> "you again"
  12. [06:04] <rascalywabit> He turns to look at you, being much shorter than that guy who roflstomped you. He is questioning
  13. [06:05] <zion> "what's your deal"
  14. [06:06] <rascalywabit> He asks Andy what is wrong with her friend.
  15. [06:06] <DM> Andy buries her face in her hands and sighs
  16. [06:06] <zion> ".............."
  17. [06:09] <DM> "Well, we figured out what it does." Andy finally says.
  18. [06:09] <rascalywabit> He announces that it's a symbol of our love.
  19. [06:10] <zion> "have you told jason about this?"
  20. [06:10] <DM> "I kinda wanted to avoid ever dealing with this again." Andy whispers to Zion.
  21. [06:10] <rascalywabit> Jason? Aint no way someone is going to move in on his fiance. Let me atem!
  22. [06:11] <zion> "I'm pretty sure he can hear you," zion whispers back.
  23. [06:11] <rascalywabit> The dude looks around menacingly. Is this Jason? You wanna fight bub?
  24. [06:11] <zion> "I'm not Jason"
  25. [06:11] <zion> "Thank gods for that"
  26. [06:12] <zion> "he's looking for a car"
  27. [06:13] <rascalywabit> Andy, he starts looking over at her, What uh.. What's going on?
  28. 03[06:13] * SS (SS@host86-148-26-238.range86-148.btcentralplus.com) has joined #rpgstuck_wabit
  29. [06:14] <DM> "Nothing is going on. I was just. Putting the ring one." She rubbed her face.
  30. [06:15] <rascalywabit> SS starts to come back, The Imp whom you are engaged to brightens up, thinking that this is obviously a sign of her continued love for him. He says then that you wont mind if I stick around then right?
  31. [06:15] <DM> "Um, that probably isn't the best idea." She grimaces.
  32. [06:16] <SS> "Sup fools, got your stupid book.!
  33. [06:16] <SS> *"
  34. [06:16] <rascalywabit> He turns to look at the sound, before loudly asking if this is the so called Jason
  35. [06:17] <zion> "Stammers, you should probably wait with coming in"
  36. [06:17] <SS> "Why."
  37. [06:17] <zion> "just trust me on this one, alright?"
  38. [06:17] <SS> "Trust, you."
  39. [06:17] <DM> Andy squeeks, "This is so fucked."
  40. [06:17] <SS> "SURE"
  41. [06:18] <SS> Jason proceeds to enter
  42. [06:18] <rascalywabit> He comes to see Zion, Andy and a really random Deadpool imp just kinda...
  43. [06:18] <rascalywabit> Chilling.
  44. [06:18] <zion> "don't say I didn't warn you"
  45. [06:18] <DM> "He didn't listen, did he?" Andy pinches her nose, quietly freaking the fuck out.
  46. [06:19] <SS> "...We should probably kill that thing........"
  47. [06:19] <zion> "of course not"
  48. [06:19] <rascalywabit> R U JASON BUB? U WAN FIGHT? NOBODY STEPS UP TO MY WOMAN! Is conveyed through traditional imp speech.
  49. [06:19] <SS> "What."
  50. [06:20] <rascalywabit> He jitters like a crab, attempting to show dominance
  51. [06:20] <SS> "Jason? No my name is optimus."
  52. [06:20] <SS> "Optimus prime."
  53. [06:20] <rascalywabit> Oh. Well.
  54. [06:20] <SS> "Your not a decepticon are you?"
  55. [06:20] <rascalywabit> Who is jason? He asks, ignoring your question
  56. [06:21] <DM> Andy can't help but giggle quietly.
  57. [06:21] <zion> "I told you"
  58. [06:21] <zion> "jason is out"
  59. [06:21] <zion> "looking for a car"
  60. [06:21] <SS> "Whos to say."
  61. [06:21] <SS> "In my experience jason is a badass."
  62. [06:21] <SS> "But I only met him back in 42."
  63. [06:21] <zion> "I dunno, I think he's a wimp"
  64. [06:22] <SS> Optimus stares at zion
  65. 06[06:22] * zion grins
  66. [06:22] <rascalywabit> He looks around at the people who seem to be hiding something from him before taking the reassurances at face value. The one in purple seems particularly funny and he deems to listen to her.
  67. [06:22] <rascalywabit> He then proceeds to just wait around, wondering when Jason will show up
  68. [06:23] <zion> "you know, if you wanna find jason"
  69. [06:23] <zion> "I could point you towards him"
  70. [06:23] <zion> "and tell you what he looks like"
  71. [06:23] <rascalywabit> Yeah? He asks. That would be helpful. I need to defend my love!
  72. [06:23] <SS> "Don't listen to her shes a dirty decepticon."
  73. [06:23] <zion> "come outside, I'll show you"
  74. [06:24] <rascalywabit> Deadpool bro follows the most reasonable member of the group, waving at Andy before eventually getting outside.
  75. [06:24] <SS> "shoot him in the head" Optimus whispers to zion as she passes
  76. [06:24] <zion> "so, he went in that direction"
  77. 06[06:25] * zion points towards the direction of the car
  78. [06:25] <zion> "and his head is usually somewhere up here"
  79. [06:25] <SS> (brb changing comp)
  80. 02[06:25] * SS (SS@host86-148-26-238.range86-148.btcentralplus.com) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  81. 06[06:25] * zion flies up about 30 meters and shows with her hand
  82. [06:25] <zion> "so he should be pretty easy to find
  83. [06:26] <rascalywabit> He's... Uh..
  84. [06:26] <rascalywabit> What
  85. [06:26] <zion> "his head is usually about 30 meters above the ground"
  86. [06:26] <rascalywabit> But still.. I must defend Andy! THERE IS NO CHALLENGE TOO GREAT
  87. [06:26] <zion> "sometimes more, sometimes less"
  88. [06:26] <rascalywabit> JASON PREPARE TO DIE
  89. [06:26] <zion> "here, you can borrow this"
  90. [06:26] <zion> "I have no use for it anyway"
  91. [06:26] <rascalywabit> :?
  92. 06[06:27] * zion hands the deadpool imp a rifle
  93. [06:27] <zion> "just make sure to return it when you've killed jason, ok?"
  94. 06[06:27] * zion smiles
  95. [06:27] <rascalywabit> He grabs the rifle from Zion before thanking her, this will make the hunt easier! He runs off after waving to the pretty lady.
  96. 03[06:28] * SS (SS@host86-148-26-238.range86-148.btcentralplus.com) has joined #rpgstuck_wabit
  97. 06[06:28] * zion walks back into the cabin
  98. [06:28] <zion> "you don't need to thank me"
  99. 02[06:28] * SS (SS@host86-148-26-238.range86-148.btcentralplus.com) Quit (Client Quit)
  100. 03[06:28] * SS (SS@host86-148-26-238.range86-148.btcentralplus.com) has joined #rpgstuck_wabit
  101. [06:29] <DM> "Welp, this is fucking useless." Andy takes the ring off and immediately gives it back to Zion.
  102. [06:29] <zion> "awww, poor sod"
  103. [06:29] <zion> "he's going to be so sad"
  104. [06:29] <SS> "Yo who was that maniac and why isn't he interested in the autobot cause" optimus says
  105. [06:30] <zion> "andy?"
  106. [06:31] <DM> "It's this stupid imp that forced me to get engaged to him." She grumbles, "I mean when you're standing in the middle of a bunch of angry fuckers what are you going to say?"
  107. [06:32] <zion> "take your ring and shove it up your arse?"
  108. [06:33] <SS> "Your engaged... ugh I'm off to the shop to buy cigarettes goodbye forever."
  109. [06:35] <DM> "I'm not actually engaged! Its an imp!"
  110. [06:36] <rascalywabit> Paradox space informs you that it is a legal engagement
  111. [06:36] <SS> "Yo, thats racist Tyrion Lanisters an imp does that make him less of a person?"
  112. [06:37] <DM> "Stammers seriously?"
  113. [06:37] <DM> "You want to argue for it?"
  114. [06:37] <SS> "Fuck no lets go kill the bastard."
  115. [06:37] <zion> "lets not"
  116. [06:37] <DM> "Nope lets just stay far away from it."
  117. [06:37] <SS> "Why nottttttttt" Jason whines
  118. [06:38] <zion> "if you try to kill him I'm going to start shooting the ground where you stand"
  119. [06:38] <DM> "Because it's easier?"
  120. [06:38] <SS> "Does zion have a crushhhhhhh."
  121. [06:38] <zion> "he was pretty cute"
  122. [06:39] <DM> "What."
  123. [06:39] <SS> "What."
  124. [06:39] <zion> "the rifle was like twice his size"
  125. [06:39] <zion> "and he was so determined"
  126. [06:39] <DM> ".....Uh. MOVING ON."
  127. [06:39] <SS> "Okay while you go suck some imp dick, we'll figure out how to make andy some new eyes...."
  128. [06:40] <SS> "I got your eye book." Jason hands over the voodooire
  129. [06:41] <zion> "thank you, do you have the necronomicon as well?"
  130. [06:42] <SS> "What the fuck is that."
  131. [06:42] <zion> "its another book"
  132. [06:42] <zion> "I told you to bring all the stuff"
  133. [06:43] <DM> "Can we just work with the book we have right now? You just sent that imp to the car."
  134. [06:43] <zion> "sure"
  135. [06:44] <SS> "It has eyes, I guess. Would dew help?"
  136. [06:44] <SS> Jason produces the mountain dew
  137. [06:44] <zion> "dew would not help"
  138. [06:44] <rascalywabit> The mountain dew that you shameless stole from Duttle
  139. [06:44] <zion> "first of all, can we create a copy of the book?"
  140. [06:44] <rascalywabit> Yes, you have it
  141. [06:44] <zion> "I don't want to tear one of my favorite books apart"
  142. [06:45] <SS> "Man if this is your favorite book you really need to read gumdrop goes to school."
  143. [06:45] <DM> "Where did you find more mountain dew?" Andy raises an eyebrow.
  144. [06:46] <zion> "its a fantastic book"
  145. [06:46] <zion> "don't you dare say anything else"
  146. [06:46] <SS> "Oh duttle was about for a bit."
  147. [06:46] <zion> "assuming you've ever read anything"
  148. [06:46] <SS> "... YOUR BOOK IS SHIT...hehehehehehhe"
  149. [06:46] <zion> "anyway, I need a copy of the book, some kind of hair band, and probably something else?"
  150. [06:47] <SS> "dew?"
  151. [06:47] <zion> "oh yeah, and I need a black and a red crayon"
  152. [06:47] <zion> "I do not need dew"
  153. [06:47] <SS> "Everyone needs dew." Jason mumbles
  154. [06:47] <DM> Andy glares at nothing, frowning, "What did Duttle want?" She asks before pulling her hair band out of her hair and handing it over,"That's my only hair band."
  155. [06:47] <zion> "thank you"
  156. [06:48] <SS> "I dunno, I didn't really pay attention."
  157. [06:48] <zion> "if you had a drawing modus, shouldn't it come with some crayons?"
  158. [06:48] <DM> "It came with a stylus." She shrugs, offering that as well.
  159. [06:49] <zion> I check if the stylus has options for multiple colors by testing it on ss
  160. [06:49] <SS> "Maybe the imp has crayons, lets go kill him and see."
  161. [06:49] <SS> "...................... You really are a crazy bitch."
  162. [06:49] <zion> "that's disrespectful"
  163. [06:49] <DM> "What is she doing?"
  164. [06:50] <SS> "Drawing on your non-fiances face."
  165. [06:50] <DM> Andy snorted, giggling.
  166. [06:51] <SS> "Yo lets make the things and gtfo."
  167. [06:52] <DM> "What are you thinking this will make exactly, anyway?"
  168. 06[06:53] * zion takes the stylus, and draws a symbol on the hairband
  169. [06:53] <zion> Its the same symbol she's wearing on her shirt
  170. [06:53] <rascalywabit> roll 1d20+4
  171. [06:53] <`DICE> 1,15rascalywabit rolled1,15 1d20+4 12,15[ 1d20=4 ]4,15{8}
  172. [06:53] <rascalywabit> Ehhhhh... Okay.
  173. [06:53] <rascalywabit> You get the hairband
  174. [06:53] <zion> yo I'm not shit at drawing symbols
  175. 06[06:54] * zion has had a lot of practice drawing symbols
  176. [06:54] <rascalywabit> Why i added +4, Don't argue with paradox space
  177. [06:54] <zion> :l
  178. [06:54] <zion> "fuck"
  179. [06:54] <SS> "What now jeez."
  180. [06:54] <zion> "drawing on a hairband is difficult, jeez"
  181. [06:54] <DM> "Why are you drawing on a hairband?"
  182. 06[06:55] * zion erases and draws the symbol again
  183. [06:55] <zion> "its the symbol that means "eye"
  184. [06:55] <SS> "Shes crazy thats why."
  185. [06:55] <rascalywabit> After a little while you draw it again, this time knocking it out of the park because I misunderstood what we were doing.
  186. [06:56] <zion> "there we go"
  187. 06[06:56] * zion gets up on the alchemiter and draws the same symbol on it again
  188. [06:56] <rascalywabit> On the alchemeter?
  189. [06:56] <zion> This time, she draws it three times, all embedded in a double circle.
  190. [06:56] <zion> Yes.
  191. [06:57] <rascalywabit> K.
  192. [06:57] <zion> "this might fuck up a bunch of shit or it might work"
  193. [06:57] <zion> "I believe its going to work"
  194. [06:57] <SS> Jason nudges andy "So if your marrying an imp, is this just an affair?" Jason whispers giggling
  195. [06:57] <rascalywabit> Imp and Andy is the one true pairing.
  196. [06:58] <DM> Andy snorts, covering her face and groaning, "You're my side man. That means you're the one I actually like."
  197. [06:59] <SS> "What exactly are you trying to do O'crazy one" Jason asks zion
  198. 02[07:00] * SS (SS@host86-148-26-238.range86-148.btcentralplus.com) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  199. 03[07:00] * SS (SS@host86-148-26-238.range86-148.btcentralplus.com) has joined #rpgstuck_wabit
  200. [07:02] <zion> "I drew an eye on the hairband, and three eyes on the alchemiter, surrounded in a summoning circle"
  201. [07:02] <SS> "But whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
  202. [07:02] <zion> "I'm trying to give the hairband magic powers by combining it with a magic object"
  203. [07:02] <zion> "and specifying the desired power with the symbols"
  204. [07:03] <zion> "that's probably not how it works"
  205. [07:03] <zion> "but voodoo is a lot about faith"
  206. [07:03] <zion> "and after dying, and coming back"
  207. [07:03] <zion> "I feel like I can believe in voodoo"
  208. [07:03] <DM> "Let's just see if it works." Andy nudges Stammers before wrapping her arm around his.
  209. [07:03] <SS> "Right so I should leave the room."
  210. 02[07:03] * SS (SS@host86-148-26-238.range86-148.btcentralplus.com) Quit (Client Quit)
  211. 03[07:03] * SS (SS@host86-148-26-238.range86-148.btcentralplus.com) has joined #rpgstuck_wabit
  212. [07:04] <zion> "the only problem is that this item might be stupidly expensive," zion continues ignoring jason
  213. [07:05] <rascalywabit> You have no way of telling, as you have not done anything with cards.
  214. [07:05] <DM> "You don't have to leave the room." Andy mutters.
  215. [07:05] <SS> "Who cares hurry up and do your mumbo jumbo shit."
  216. 06[07:06] * zion gets the code for the voodooire and the headband with the drawing on
  217. 02[07:06] * [UE] (UE]@d162-156-183-241.bchsia.telus.net) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  218. [07:06] <rascalywabit> The codes exist. You now know the codes.
  219. [07:07] <zion> After some thought, she combines VOODOOIRE || HEADBAND WITH DRAWING
  220. [07:07] <zion> "andy, I'll tell you when to press the button"
  221. [07:07] <DM> Andy hums, running her hand through her hair while she wais
  222. [07:09] <SS> Jason also runs his hand through Andys hair
  223. [07:10] <zion> Zion draws another symbol on a piece of paper, and places it on the floor.
  224. [07:10] <zion> http://www.signmountain.com/ProdImages/StencilGraphics/Barashakushu.jpg
  225. [07:10] <zion> She then steps into the the circle, and says.
  226. [07:10] <DM> Andy raises an eyebrow but shrugs a shoulder and just lets it happen.
  227. [07:11] <zion> "BARASHAKUSHU."
  228. [07:11] <SS> "HARISHIBOB HARIMSHIBOB"
  229. [07:11] <zion> "WORKER OF MIRACLES."
  230. [07:11] <DM> "Don't be a jerk." Andy hisses, poking Jason.
  231. [07:12] <zion> "The Kindest Of The Fifty, And The Most Beneficent."
  232. [07:12] <zion> "I Call Upon Thee, And I Call Upon Thine Favor."
  233. [07:12] <zion> "BAALDURU."
  234. [07:12] <zion> "andy"
  235. [07:12] <SS> "GALIMAH GALIMAH"
  236. [07:13] <DM> "Uh, yeah?"
  237. [07:13] <zion> "press it"
  238. [07:14] <DM> Andy moves forward, feeling around before pressing the button.
  239. [07:14] <rascalywabit> A lot of things happen at once when she presses the button. A large bang sounds out as a section of the wall completely caves in and shouts and jeers fill the air. The bang of an Ogre invading with his entourage of little ones occurs as violently and randomly as you might expect. The Alchemeter explodes as the dark magics flow through the air, caus
  240. [07:14] <rascalywabit> ing everyone to be shoved back. Andy get's the brunt of this. she is aware of the bull-shittery that occurs before losing consciousness, bleeding from her head.
  241. [07:15] <zion> "stammers this is all your fault"
  242. [07:15] <SS> "FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY VOODOO" Jason rushes forward to Andy
  243. [07:16] <rascalywabit> There are Imps rushing in and an Ogre, priorities?
  244. [07:16] <zion> "your shitty fake-ass chanting ruined it"
  245. [07:16] <zion> I have my priorities straight
  246. [07:17] <rascalywabit> Everybody roll for initiative
  247. [07:17] <SS> roll 1d20+3
  248. [07:17] <`DICE> 1,15SS rolled1,15 1d20+3 12,15[ 1d20=3 ]4,15{6}
  249. [07:17] <zion> roll 1d20+2
  250. [07:17] <`DICE> 1,15zion rolled1,15 1d20+2 12,15[ 1d20=19 ]4,15{21}
  251. [07:17] <rascalywabit> roll 1d20+4
  252. [07:17] <`DICE> 1,15rascalywabit rolled1,15 1d20+4 12,15[ 1d20=8 ]4,15{12}
  253. [07:17] <rascalywabit> roll 3#1d20-1
  254. [07:17] <`DICE> 1,15rascalywabit rolled1,15 3#1d20-1 12,15[ 1d20=14 ]4,15{13}, 12,15[ 1d20=15 ]4,15{14}, 12,15[ 1d20=12 ]4,15{11}
  255. [07:18] <DM> Andy remains unconscious so she does not roll
  256. [07:18] <rascalywabit> Zion, Science Imp, Dragon Imp, Deadpool Ogre, Porcelain Imp Stammers
  257. [07:18] <zion> Being ready for shit to go down once she completed the ritual, Zion is ready.
  258. [07:18] <zion> Ogre AC?
  259. [07:18] <rascalywabit> Ogre AC is 14
  260. [07:19] <zion> roll 2#1d20+2
  261. [07:19] <`DICE> 1,15zion rolled1,15 2#1d20+2 12,15[ 1d20=14 ]4,15{16}, 12,15[ 1d20=4 ]4,15{6}
  262. [07:19] <zion> roll 2d6+2
  263. [07:19] <`DICE> 1,15zion rolled1,15 2d6+2 12,15[ 2d6=8 ]4,15{10}
  264. [07:20] <rascalywabit> He is mostly unaffected by your shenanigans as you flail the UnBearAble against his skin, you see an open wound but he seriously seems to not even care.
  265. [07:21] <rascalywabit> The Science imp that had followed inside has no particular idea how to fight, and he takes stock of the battle surrounding him.
  266. [07:21] <rascalywabit> He skips his turn, brewing a plan.
  267. [07:21] <rascalywabit> The dragon imp goes forth, attacking the only person who's made a move yet, He lifts his club into the air!
  268. [07:21] <rascalywabit> roll 1d20+1
  269. [07:21] <`DICE> 1,15rascalywabit rolled1,15 1d20+1 12,15[ 1d20=16 ]4,15{17}
  270. [07:22] <rascalywabit> roll 1d6+1
  271. [07:22] <`DICE> 1,15rascalywabit rolled1,15 1d6+1 12,15[ 1d6=2 ]4,15{3}
  272. [07:22] <SS> "FUCK YOU ALL"
  273. [07:22] <rascalywabit> And he bonks Zion in the face with it! Yeoch
  274. [07:22] <zion> 47/50
  275. [07:23] <rascalywabit> The Ogre, large and menacing in his red suit, brings out his cleavers. He has two of them, large and bigger than any of the humans around.
  276. [07:23] <rascalywabit> He goes once for Zion, before then turning and shooting for the other human.
  277. [07:23] <rascalywabit> roll 1d20+4
  278. [07:23] <`DICE> 1,15rascalywabit rolled1,15 1d20+4 12,15[ 1d20=4 ]4,15{8}
  279. [07:23] <rascalywabit> roll 1d20+4
  280. [07:23] <`DICE> 1,15rascalywabit rolled1,15 1d20+4 12,15[ 1d20=10 ]4,15{14}
  281. [07:24] <rascalywabit> roll 1d6+4
  282. [07:24] <`DICE> 1,15rascalywabit rolled1,15 1d6+4 12,15[ 1d6=6 ]4,15{10}
  283. [07:24] <SS> "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"
  284. [07:24] <rascalywabit> The Ogre misses Zion, she ducks under his swipe, but hits Stammers, throwing him into the wall.
  285. [07:24] <rascalywabit> The Cleaver causes you to bleed.
  286. [07:25] <SS> (17/27)
  287. [07:25] <rascalywabit> The Porcelain imp runs forward, screaming! Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
  288. [07:25] <rascalywabit> Roll 1d20-1
  289. [07:25] <`DICE> 1,15rascalywabit rolled1,15 1d20-1 12,15[ 1d20=11 ]4,15{10}
  290. [07:25] <rascalywabit> He flails uselessly against Zion.
  291. [07:27] <rascalywabit> It is now Stammers turn.
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  293. [07:27] <SS> Jason moves out of the wall "FUCK YOU ALL" his hands glow white and he fires at the ogre
  294. [07:28] <SS> roll 1d20+3
  295. [07:28] <`DICE> 1,15SS rolled1,15 1d20+3 12,15[ 1d20=4 ]4,15{7}
  296. [07:28] <rascalywabit> The light beam shoots off to the side, just barely missing Zion. You hit nothing.
  297. [07:28] <zion> "watch it!"
  298. [07:29] <SS> "FUCK YOU."
  299. [07:30] <rascalywabit> The Ogre is standing in front of the new doorway, Zion has the Club Imp and Porcelain imp in front of him, And the Science imp is behind the Ogre.
  300. [07:30] <rascalywabit> Stammers is alone, sans Andy's body.
  301. [07:30] <zion> I go for club imp first.
  302. [07:30] <zion> roll 1d20+2
  303. [07:30] <`DICE> 1,15zion rolled1,15 1d20+2 12,15[ 1d20=6 ]4,15{8}
  304. [07:31] <zion> roll 1d20+2
  305. [07:31] <`DICE> 1,15zion rolled1,15 1d20+2 12,15[ 1d20=3 ]4,15{5}
  306. [07:31] <rascalywabit> AC 9
  307. [07:32] <zion> I miss completely.
  308. [07:32] <rascalywabit> You are laughed out
  309. [07:32] <rascalywabit> Lmao lmao lmao lmao
  310. [07:33] <rascalywabit> Since that was a miss, The Science Imp does this thing where he puts his plan into motion
  311. [07:34] <rascalywabit> He cackles evilly as the Deadpool Ogre allows him to climb him.
  312. [07:34] <rascalywabit> With a loud roar of triumph he pulls out a flask and pours it onto the Ogre's wounds.
  313. [07:34] <rascalywabit> roll 1d6
  314. [07:34] <`DICE> 1,15rascalywabit rolled1,15 1d6 12,15[ 1d6=3 ]4,15{3}
  315. [07:35] <rascalywabit> You see it steaming before some of it closes up. His bloody wound now sort of closing.
  316. [07:35] <rascalywabit> Cheats.
  317. [07:36] <rascalywabit> The Club Imp decides that he wants to miss too, and flails his club in Zion's general direction.
  318. [07:36] <rascalywabit> roll 1d20+1
  319. [07:36] <`DICE> 1,15rascalywabit rolled1,15 1d20+1 12,15[ 1d20=14 ]4,15{15}
  320. [07:36] <rascalywabit> roll 1d4+1
  321. [07:36] <`DICE> 1,15rascalywabit rolled1,15 1d4+1 12,15[ 1d4=4 ]4,15{5}
  322. [07:36] <rascalywabit> He doesn't miss, bonking you on the head once again
  323. [07:37] <SS> "I HOPE YOU ALL DIE IN A FIRE."
  324. [07:37] <zion> 42/50
  325. [07:37] <rascalywabit> The Porcelain imp runs over to some area of the house, raiding all your cans for food. He knocks over a tower and does basically nothing else.
  326. [07:37] <rascalywabit> It is now Stammers turn.
  327. [07:37] <zion> "OH FUCK NO"
  328. [07:38] <SS> Jason ones again fires at the ogre "FUCK YOU YOUR FUCK"
  329. 02[07:39] * [UE] (UE]@d162-156-183-241.bchsia.telus.net) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  330. [07:39] <SS> Roll 1d20+3
  331. [07:39] <`DICE> 1,15SS rolled1,15 1d20+3 12,15[ 1d20=13 ]4,15{16}
  332. [07:40] <SS> roll 3d8+3
  333. [07:40] <`DICE> 1,15SS rolled1,15 3d8+3 12,15[ 3d8=7 ]4,15{10}
  334. [07:42] <rascalywabit> The Princely light beamz of death hit the Ogre on the chest, as he was facing you anyway, and a large burn pops up there.
  335. [07:42] <rascalywabit> He once again doesn't seem to be particularly effected.
  336. [07:43] <SS> For his minor Jason moves over to check on Andy
  337. [07:44] <rascalywabit> Her head is in pretty bad condition, and shrapnel has placed itself in her body. She doesn't seem to be dead though?
  338. [07:45] <SS> "Oh fuck." he frantically looks over her not knowing what to do.
  339. [07:45] <rascalywabit> He can't do anything lol cause it's not his turn.
  340. [07:45] <zion> After seeing Stammers do the business on the ogre, Zion follows his example.
  341. [07:45] <zion> roll 2#1d20+2
  342. [07:45] <`DICE> 1,15zion rolled1,15 2#1d20+2 12,15[ 1d20=16 ]4,15{18}, 12,15[ 1d20=14 ]4,15{16}
  343. [07:45] <zion> roll 4d6+4
  344. [07:45] <`DICE> 1,15zion rolled1,15 4d6+4 12,15[ 4d6=16 ]4,15{20}
  345. [07:46] <zion> The rends are real.
  346. [07:47] <rascalywabit> Zion shoves moves to the left of the Club imp, using up her movement. She rushes forward, slapping Able twice into the flesh of the Ogre. Two wounds open up near his legs and he roars in pain. Zion is right next to him now.
  347. [07:47] <rascalywabit> Moves*
  348. [07:48] <rascalywabit> The Science imp takes this time again to open another cask. He pours it down the body of the Ogre and hopes for the best.
  349. [07:48] <rascalywabit> roll 1d6
  350. [07:48] <`DICE> 1,15rascalywabit rolled1,15 1d6 12,15[ 1d6=4 ]4,15{4}
  351. [07:49] <rascalywabit> More wounds on his body simmer and are healed. The healer is getting to be quite annoying.
  352. [07:49] <rascalywabit> Ogre man takes a look downwards at Zion before wanting to erase her from the face of the earth
  353. [07:49] <rascalywabit> So he does.
  354. [07:49] <rascalywabit> roll 1d20+4
  355. [07:49] <`DICE> 1,15rascalywabit rolled1,15 1d20+4 12,15[ 1d20=15 ]4,15{19}
  356. [07:50] <rascalywabit> roll 1d20+4
  357. [07:50] <`DICE> 1,15rascalywabit rolled1,15 1d20+4 12,15[ 1d20=7 ]4,15{11}
  358. [07:50] <rascalywabit> roll 1d20+4
  359. [07:50] <`DICE> 1,15rascalywabit rolled1,15 1d20+4 12,15[ 1d20=12 ]4,15{16}
  360. [07:51] <SS> "OH SHIT."
  361. [07:52] <rascalywabit> roll 2d6+8
  362. [07:52] <`DICE> 1,15rascalywabit rolled1,15 2d6+8 12,15[ 2d6=3 ]4,15{11}
  363. [07:53] <rascalywabit> He does a flourish, slapping you around with his broadswords and pushing you back into the Club Imp.
  364. [07:53] <rascalywabit> You both proceed to fall the fuck down
  365. [07:53] <zion> 31/50
  366. [07:55] <rascalywabit> Afterwards, the Porcelain imp proceeds to keep knocking down cans.
  367. [07:55] <rascalywabit> What a guy
  368. [07:55] <zion> Fuck that guy
  369. [07:55] <rascalywabit> It is now Stammers turn.
  370. [07:56] <SS> Stammers realises he can do shit with Andy and so turns and shoots once more at the ogre
  371. [07:56] <SS> roll 1d20+3
  372. [07:56] <`DICE> 1,15SS rolled1,15 1d20+3 12,15[ 1d20=9 ]4,15{12}
  373. [07:57] <rascalywabit> You send your beamz of light out.
  374. [07:58] <rascalywabit> Stammers hits the ceiling and the shack shakes more than it already had when an Ogre busted down the wall.
  375. [07:58] <rascalywabit> Small rocks fall down but thankfully you do not start a fire.
  376. [07:58] <zion> Rocks? Its a fucking cabin.
  377. [08:00] <rascalywabit> Rocks.
  378. [08:00] <rascalywabit> You are now in a rock cabin, don't question me.
  379. [08:00] <SS> Red decided so
  380. [08:00] <rascalywabit> Indeed he did
  381. [08:00] <zion> Anyway, I get up and go for the ogre.
  382. [08:00] <zion> Fucker's going down.
  383. [08:00] <zion> roll 2#1d20+2
  384. [08:00] <`DICE> 1,15zion rolled1,15 2#1d20+2 12,15[ 1d20=12 ]4,15{14}, 12,15[ 1d20=10 ]4,15{12}
  385. [08:01] <zion> roll 2d6+2
  386. [08:01] <`DICE> 1,15zion rolled1,15 2d6+2 12,15[ 2d6=3 ]4,15{5}
  387. [08:02] <rascalywabit> You slice up a part of his legs with the claws on your new weapon. He is generally not impressed. He does seem to be exasperated however, could you be taking him down?
  388. [08:02] <rascalywabit> Science imp does his thing again, flailing for one of his last flasks
  389. [08:02] <rascalywabit> roll 1d6
  390. [08:02] <`DICE> 1,15rascalywabit rolled1,15 1d6 12,15[ 1d6=5 ]4,15{5}
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  392. [08:03] <rascalywabit> The liquid is absorbed into the scratches you just inflicted on him. The entire wound disappears
  393. [08:03] <zion> "stammers, get the guy on the back!"
  394. [08:03] <rascalywabit> Club imp walks over to the edgy dude with a scar and agresses him!
  395. [08:03] <rascalywabit> roll 1d20+1
  396. [08:03] <`DICE> 1,15rascalywabit rolled1,15 1d20+1 12,15[ 1d20=9 ]4,15{10}
  397. [08:03] <SS> "..."
  398. [08:04] <rascalywabit> The Club imp trips just before slapping you with his club, doing nothing in particular.
  399. [08:05] <rascalywabit> The ogre once again does his moves, this time not attacking three times.
  400. [08:05] <rascalywabit> Roll 1d20+4
  401. [08:05] <`DICE> 1,15rascalywabit rolled1,15 1d20+4 12,15[ 1d20=1 ]4,15{5}
  402. [08:06] <rascalywabit> When he goes for Zion that next time, he accidently loses his Buster sword. One of them at least, It slams into the wooden walls which are now wooden by the by and is now pretty stuck in there
  403. [08:06] <rascalywabit> He gets angry, slamming his other Buster Sword at Stammers
  404. [08:06] <rascalywabit> roll 1d20+4
  405. [08:06] <`DICE> 1,15rascalywabit rolled1,15 1d20+4 12,15[ 1d20=11 ]4,15{15}
  406. [08:06] <rascalywabit> roll 1d6+4
  407. [08:06] <`DICE> 1,15rascalywabit rolled1,15 1d6+4 12,15[ 1d6=1 ]4,15{5}
  408. [08:06] <SS> (12/27)
  409. [08:06] <SS> "FUCK YOU"
  410. [08:08] <rascalywabit> Porcelain dudebro makes a can fort.
  411. [08:08] <rascalywabit> Stammers turn
  412. [08:09] <zion> "Fuck You"
  413. [08:10] <SS> Stammers once again shoot his innacurate lasers at the ogre
  414. [08:10] <SS> roll 1d20+£
  415. [08:10] <`DICE> 1,15SS rolled1,15 1d20+£ error: malformed expression
  416. [08:10] <SS> roll 1d20+3
  417. [08:10] <`DICE> 1,15SS rolled1,15 1d20+3 12,15[ 1d20=14 ]4,15{17}
  418. [08:11] <SS> roll 3d8+3
  419. [08:11] <`DICE> 1,15SS rolled1,15 3d8+3 12,15[ 3d8=11 ]4,15{14}
  420. [08:12] <rascalywabit> The power of light slams into the Ogre, as a bonus, it was close enough to the Science dude that he just exploded by sheer proximity.
  421. [08:13] <SS> "FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
  422. [08:13] <rascalywabit> He roars in anguish and turns his red glare to you
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  424. [08:14] <rascalywabit> It is now Zion's turn.
  425. [08:15] <zion> I quickly fly around the ogre, and go for the science imp.
  426. [08:15] <zion> roll 1d20+2
  427. [08:15] <`DICE> 1,15zion rolled1,15 1d20+2 12,15[ 1d20=10 ]4,15{12}
  428. [08:15] <zion> roll 2d6+2
  429. [08:15] <`DICE> 1,15zion rolled1,15 2d6+2 12,15[ 2d6=8 ]4,15{10}
  430. [08:15] <zion> Is he kill?
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  434. [08:21] <zion> I quickly fly around the ogre, and go for the science imp.
  435. [08:22] <zion> roll 1d20+2
  436. [08:22] <zion> `DICE
  437. [08:22] <zion> zion rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=10 ]{12}
  438. [08:22] <zion> zion
  439. [08:22] <zion> roll 2d6+2
  440. [08:22] <`DICE> 1,15zion rolled1,15 1d20+2 12,15[ 1d20=12 ]4,15{14}
  441. [08:22] <`DICE> 1,15zion rolled1,15 2d6+2 12,15[ 2d6=3 ]4,15{5}
  442. [08:22] <zion> `DICE
  443. [08:22] <zion> zion rolled 2d6+2 [ 2d6=8 ]{10}
  444. [08:22] <zion> zion
  445. [08:22] <zion> Is he kill?
  446. [08:27] <SS> ?
  447. [08:28] <zion> I hit an imp for 10 damage
  448. [08:28] <zion> is it dead
  449. [08:28] <DM> I think it was already dead
  450. [08:29] <rascalywabit> You aimed for an imp on an ogre, regardless of if you turn that attack to the ogre because there is no imp on him you didn't hit.
  451. [08:29] <rascalywabit> So that's one move that missed, you have one more
  452. [08:30] <zion> roll 1d20+2
  453. [08:30] <`DICE> 1,15zion rolled1,15 1d20+2 12,15[ 1d20=8 ]4,15{10}
  454. [08:31] <rascalywabit> Who do you attack?
  455. [08:31] <zion> Club imp
  456. [08:31] <zion> roll 2d6+2
  457. [08:31] <`DICE> 1,15zion rolled1,15 2d6+2 12,15[ 2d6=7 ]4,15{9}
  458. [08:32] <rascalywabit> You are now next to stammers, having just murdered the club imp. It is now the Ogre's turn.
  459. [08:34] <rascalywabit> roll 1d20+4
  460. [08:34] <`DICE> 1,15rascalywabit rolled1,15 1d20+4 12,15[ 1d20=17 ]4,15{21}
  461. [08:35] <rascalywabit> roll 1d6+4
  462. [08:35] <`DICE> 1,15rascalywabit rolled1,15 1d6+4 12,15[ 1d6=4 ]4,15{8}
  463. [08:36] <rascalywabit> The Ogre turns to stammers, cleaving him with his last remaining weapon. You are both now near the edge of the log cabin and are being slowly encroached upon by the death lord Ogre 420
  464. [08:36] <SS> (4/27)
  465. [08:37] <SS> "Fu-ck"
  466. [08:38] <SS> (my turn?)
  467. [08:39] <rascalywabit> The Porcelain Imp makes a can town.
  468. [08:39] <rascalywabit> Yes
  469. [08:39] <SS> Jason takes one last ditch attempt to kill the ogre "THESE THINGS AREN'T LIKE ONIONS AT ALL."
  470. [08:40] <SS> Roll 1d20+3
  471. [08:40] <`DICE> 1,15SS rolled1,15 1d20+3 12,15[ 1d20=8 ]4,15{11}
  472. [08:40] <SS> rip
  473. [08:41] <zion> "fly, you fool"
  474. [08:41] <rascalywabit> You hit him, dealing about one or two damage but nothing particularly substantial.
  475. [08:41] <SS> "No fuck you"
  476. [08:42] <zion> roll 2#1d20+2 to Rend the Ogre
  477. [08:42] <`DICE> 1,15zion rolled1,15 2#1d20+2 1,15to Rend the Ogre 12,15[ 1d20=10 ]4,15{12}, 12,15[ 1d20=7 ]4,15{9}
  478. [08:42] <zion> No rends
  479. [08:43] <rascalywabit> Deadpool confirmed for op bullshit. You hit him too dealing about 1 damage each. Nothing substantial once again
  480. [08:45] <rascalywabit> He takes a look at the both of you before walking back a bit.
  481. [08:45] <rascalywabit> He starts to head for the wall before his turn ends
  482. [08:45] <SS> "Fuck you."
  483. [08:45] <SS> Jason lets burst one more light beam
  484. [08:46] <SS> roll 1d20+3
  485. [08:46] <`DICE> 1,15SS rolled1,15 1d20+3 12,15[ 1d20=1 ]4,15{4}
  486. [08:47] <rascalywabit> roll 3d8+3
  487. [08:47] <`DICE> 1,15rascalywabit rolled1,15 3d8+3 12,15[ 3d8=12 ]4,15{15}
  488. [08:48] <rascalywabit> The beam flies past the Ogre and heads into no mans land. It extends outside and hits something that you can't see. Whatever you just hit, whinnies in dismay.
  489. [08:49] <zion> "did you just hit one of the horses"
  490. [08:49] <SS> Jason says nothing, failing to carre
  491. 06[08:50] * zion walks up to andy, and checks on her
  492. [08:51] <rascalywabit> Zion does so, the Ogre using the rest of it's time to escape.
  493. [08:51] <rascalywabit> You see the same thing that Stammers did.
  494. [08:52] <zion> There should be some bandages or some shit around here.
  495. [08:52] <zion> If I don't find anything I rip apart my turtleneck to try to bandage her up.
  496. [08:52] <zion> Also I need water.
  497. [08:53] <rascalywabit> Porcelain Imp continues to hide in his can town of legends. Deadpool Ogre is now completely gone, Stammers ascends to level 6 if he hasn't already, and Zion finds that her log cabin is in total dissaray
  498. [08:54] <SS> (I'm already lvl 6 but w/e)
  499. [08:54] <rascalywabit> Just making sure.
  500. [08:56] <SS> "Is she okay?" Stammers says rushing over
  501. [08:56] <zion> Again, I try to help Andy to the best of my ability.
  502. [08:57] <rascalywabit> She flails in her sleep
  503. [08:58] <rascalywabit> A soft whine comes from her lips and she seems to be in the middle of a great spasm
  504. [08:58] <SS> "Oh fuck, please help her."
  505. [08:58] <zion> "shhhhh"
  506. [08:58] <rascalywabit> You have trouble getting any amount of help done to her. Roll for grappling.
  507. [08:58] <zion> "easy girl"
  508. [08:59] <zion> roll 1d20
  509. [08:59] <`DICE> 1,15zion rolled1,15 1d20 12,15[ 1d20=6 ]4,15{6}
  510. [08:59] <DM> roll d20+3
  511. [08:59] <`DICE> 1,15DM rolled1,15 d20+3 12,15[ 1d20=14 ]4,15{17}
  512. [08:59] <rascalywabit> Zion is struck by an errant paw of Andy's. The unconscious woman is freaking the fuck out and sniffles and this is really the worst thing you have ever seen in your life.
  513. [09:01] <zion> The worst thing?
  514. [09:01] <rascalywabit> Probably.
  515. [09:01] <rascalywabit> More towards stammers than anyone
  516. [09:01] <SS> The worst thing?
  517. [09:02] <SS> w/e
  518. [09:02] <rascalywabit> It's suppose to emphasize how fucked up it us
  519. [09:02] <SS> "Oh shit, shit please tell me she's okay."
  520. [09:02] <rascalywabit> Must you all be so dificult
  521. [09:02] <SS> yup
  522. [09:02] <zion> "I DON'T FUCKING KNOW HELP ME YOU STINKTWAT"
  523. [09:02] <SS> "WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO" tears stream down his face
  524. [09:03] <zion> "HELP ME FUCKING RESTRAIN HER"
  525. [09:03] <SS> Jason halfheartedly helps zion
  526. [09:03] <rascalywabit> She is still shaking.
  527. [09:03] <rascalywabit> Her mouth opens in a silent scream.
  528. [09:04] <zion> "shhhhh"
  529. [09:04] <zion> "easy girl"
  530. [09:04] <zion> "come on"
  531. [09:04] <SS> Jason looks away
  532. 06[09:04] * zion tries to pat the shaking andy
  533. [09:05] <rascalywabit> Andy opens her eyes, suddenly stopping all movement.
  534. [09:05] <SS> Jason continues looking away
  535. [09:05] <zion> "andy?"
  536. [09:10] <DM> Andy breathes heavily, swallowing as her red eyes shift side to side as if she were reading. She is curled up and contorted on the floor, and hardly moving.
  537. [09:10] <zion> "its ok"
  538. [09:10] <zion> "don't worry"
  539. [09:10] <zion> "everything is going to be alright"
  540. [09:14] <DM> She suddenly shoves herself up hard, smacking her back into Zion.
  541. [09:15] <SS> Jason turns and looks around
  542. [09:16] <SS> "Oh thank fuck."
  543. [09:16] <zion> "andy!"
  544. [09:16] <SS> Jason stumbles forward blood oozing from his mouth and hugs her
  545. [09:19] <SS> "Thout you we-r dead" He mumbles
  546. [09:19] <DM> She blinks, before wrapping her arms around him tightly and starting to shake, "Holy. Fuck."
  547. [09:20] <SS> "Whoa whats up?"
  548. [09:20] <SS> Jason coughs some blo0od onto her back
  549. [09:20] <SS> "Sorry..."
  550. [09:27] <DM> She moves back, blinking and seeming to look right at him, "What happened?"
  551. [09:27] <SS> "I kinda spat some blood upon your back...£
  552. [09:28] <DM> "Yeah I got that." She touches his face shakily.
  553. [09:29] <SS> "You okay?"
  554. [09:29] <zion> "the alchemization went awry because of jason's fake-ass chanting, and then shit hit the fan"
  555. [09:29] <DM> "I'm fine." She shakes her head vigorously, swaying dangerously.
  556. [09:31] <SS> "Oh yea it was my fucking fault." Jason says sarcastically steadying Andy.
  557. [09:31] <zion> "yes"
  558. [09:31] <zion> "voodoo is not to be taken lightly"
  559. [09:32] <zion> "you treated it as if it was a joke"
  560. [09:32] <zion> "like everything else"
  561. [09:32] <zion> "we are lucky that we're still alive"
  562. [09:32] <SS> "Fuck you..."
  563. [09:32] <DM> "Can we fucking not?" Andy snaps, balling her fist in Stammer's shirt, "I want to go back to my planet."
  564. [09:33] <SS> "Fine, we leave her." Stammers takes Andy and flys out of the remains of the cabin and into the air.
  565. 06[09:33] * zion searches the rabble for whatever could've been alchemized
  566. [09:34] <SS> "I hate that bitch."
  567. [09:34] <DM> For once, Andy doesn't protest, just burying her face in his chest.
  568. [09:34] <zion> "....................."
  569. [09:35] <SS> "What happened when you got knocked out? You okay?"
  570. [09:36] <rascalywabit> ZIon finds..
  571. [09:36] <DM> "I woke up somewhere else." She mutters before wincing, "I'm fine."
  572. [09:36] <rascalywabit> Well, she finds something really weird.
  573. [09:37] <rascalywabit> In the remains of the Alchemeter, which is now completely broken.
  574. [09:37] <SS> "Good." He kisses her on the forehead "Try not to almost die next time." In doing so he gets blood on her forehead "Sorry."
  575. [09:42] <SS> We done?
  576. [09:42] <DM> Zion is going to a new room, i was just sorting that out
  577. [09:43] <SS> ah
  578. [09:43] <DM> "Talk about almost dying, you need to be more careful." Andy pokes Stammers half heartedly.
  579. [09:44] <SS> "Nah I'm grand" Stammers says coughing up more blood."What is your obsession with poking me?"
  580. [09:44] <DM> "I just have a hard time keeping my hands off you." She wraps her arms around his neck.
  581. [09:45] <SS> "Well that was awfully corny."
  582. [09:45] <DM> "You know you love it." She teased a bit weakly, smiling.
  583. [09:46] <SS> "I'm gonna say yes cause it gets me points, right answer?"
  584. [09:47] <DM> "Sure. Plenty of brownie points." She sighed.
  585. [09:47] <rascalywabit> The two of them shaolong away to Rebecca's planet
  586. [09:47] <rascalywabit> Ditching Zion
  587. [09:47] <rascalywabit> FUCK
  588. [09:47] <rascalywabit> Andy's.*
  589. [09:47] <SS> "So why are we coming back here?"
  590. [09:49] <DM> "There's something I got to do." She picked at a loose string on his shirt idly.
  591. [09:49] <SS> "And that is?"
  592. [09:53] <DM> "I can't really... Explain it. A lot of things happened while I was asleep and my head still hurts." She closed her eyes, "But there's something else."
  593. [09:54] <SS> "Right... so just lump you on the crazy pile?"
  594. [09:55] <DM> "I can see again." She moved back and looked at him.
  595. [09:55] <SS> "Wait what?"
  596. [09:56] <SS> "Thats awesome!"
  597. [09:56] <SS> Jason smiles a bloody grin
  598. [09:57] <DM> She smiles back at him, "It's different and I still don't see colors, but it's still fucking great."
  599. [09:57] <rascalywabit> 'LEAAAAAAVE'
  600. [09:57] <SS> "Oh, that kinda sucks. At least you get to gaze upon my magesty...."
  601. [09:58] <DM> She winced slightly before looking around to see if Stammers could put her down yet.
  602. [09:58] <rascalywabit> They are right by Andy's house.
  603. [09:58] <SS> "Yo? I made a quip, your like supposed to hit me now"
  604. [09:59] <DM> "I think if I hit you you would pass out." She snorted, "Can you put me down?"
  605. [10:00] <SS> "Sure, I can't believe you can see thats so badass." He lowers her to the floor
  606. [10:01] <DM> She looks a bit forlornly at the ruins of her house, "You should sit and rest for a while?"
  607. [10:01] <DM> no?*)
  608. [10:02] <SS> "Oh, you want to be alone?" Jason sighs
  609. [10:03] <DM> "Not for too long, Ill come back." She looks at him.
  610. [10:03] <SS> Jason frowns "Ahh okay, don't go getting married again."
  611. [10:04] <DM> "Yeah... I'm not doing that again." She made a face, "I just. I have to move right now."
  612. [10:05] <SS> "Do I get a reward for half dying?" He snickers
  613. [10:05] <SS> *sniggers
  614. [10:05] <DM> She thought about it before leaning over to kiss him.
  615. [10:06] <SS> Stammers passes out due to exhaustion
  616. [10:06] <DM> "Well shit." Andy looks down at him.
  617. [10:07] <DM> She looks around before trying to make him more comfortable on the ground, still caring despite her gut telling her to just go.
  618. [10:07] <rascalywabit> 'unknown'
  619. [10:09] <DM> "What do you want?" She grumbles to the voice in her head, crossing Jason's arms over his stomach.
  620. [10:12] <rascalywabit> 'you are dark.. and he is... light.'
  621. [10:12] <rascalywabit> 'UNKNOWN
  622. [10:12] <DM> She flinched, "I like him." She finally turned to leave, satisfied that he wouldn't be hurting too bad when he woke up.
  623. [10:14] <rascalywabit> The voice quiets as you walk away from him, satisfied that you are leaving. 'unknown... uurgurgugrugrurgu' It eventually just turns into random static in the back of your head.
  624. [10:15] <DM> Andy grumbles, holding her head as she walked.
  625. [10:18] <rascalywabit> Where do you go
  626. [10:19] <DM> She makes her way towards where she thinks the dungeon from before might be, or wherever the voices say to go.
  627. [10:19] <rascalywabit> Getting there is a combination of sight and innate direction
  628. [10:20] <rascalywabit> You eventually come upon the similar area where Porcelain sprite took you
  629. [10:20] <rascalywabit> Is she still inside Zionsprite somewhere?
  630. [10:22] <DM> Andy thinks about it, deciding she'd rather not ask as she heads back to the dungeon.
  631. [10:23] <rascalywabit> So you walk into the dungeon.
  632. [10:25] <DM> She looks around before deciding to go see if the giant monster is still there.
  633. [10:28] <rascalywabit> Hahahahahaha yeah he's still there
  634. [10:28] <DM> Andy backs off, "How the fuck am I supposed to deal with that?"
  635. [10:30] <rascalywabit> You probably cannot.
  636. [10:30] <rascalywabit> Where is that map?
  637. [10:31] <DM> I haven't got i anymore unfortunately
  638. [10:36] <DM> She looks around before going back across the room to check out the blood pool room again.
  639. [10:37] <rascalywabit> It remains filled with bones and blood, but with your new vision it looks a lot less... Violent?
  640. [10:37] <rascalywabit> It still smells bad.
  641. [10:37] <DM> She scrunches up her nose before starting to look around to see if there's a point to this room.
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