April Fools

>Three knocks are heard on your door.
>Standing up from laying on the couch, you walk over and open the door.
>Fluttershy stands there with an apple pie balanced perfectly on her head.
>"H-hey Anon, do you like pie?"
"I do like pie. I'd sure love some."
>She is shocked that you didn't take the pie and shove the entire thing down her throat in anger.
>"Really?"
"Yeah. Come on in."
>She smiles and flies inside, the pie sliding down to her hooves where she holds it like she does the animals.
>You close the door and follow her into your dining room where she places the pie.
>She sits down on the other side of the table and smiles up at you.
>Her eyes move down to the pie and suddenly go wide.
>"I forgot the plates!"
>When she flies out of her chair, you raise your hand and smile.
"No no, let me."
>"O-okay..."
>She lowers back into her seat and you go into the kitchen to get the plates.
>As you bring them back out, Fluttershy smiles brightly at you.
>"This is really nice of you."
>You place a plate in front of her and sit down yourself.
>Saying nothing, you take a slice of the already cut pie.
>"S-so um... This is a nice place you've got here."
>Look up at her.
"You've been here multiple times before."
>She turns red in the face and takes a slice of the pie.
>"Wait, um, what I meant by that was—"
"Fluttershy, I was only joking. Thank you, I've actually redecorated this room recently."
>"Oh... Sorry. It looks nice."
"It's okay."
>You take the pie slice with your hand and bite into it.
>The sweet apple taste confirms the pie's origins at Sweet Apple Acres.
>She takes a bite as well and smiles when tasting it.
>After she finishes her slice, you strike up conversation.
"So what brings you here today, Fluttershy?"
>"Oh, well, I was going to ask you if you wanted to come with me on my nature walk... B-but you probably don't want to go, so I don't know why I even came—"
"Whoa whoa whoa, calm down there."
>She looks at you, her long mane covering one eye.
>"Oh, was I talking too much? I'm sorry."
"No it's not that. You shouldn't assume I wasn't going to go."
>Her eyes widen slowly.
>"D-does this mean..."
>You nod.
"Sure, I'll go with you on your nature walk."
>She makes a strange squeak noise as she presents a cheery smile.
>"Oh my goodness, this is going to be so much fun!"
>She excitedly jumps up and flies into the air.
>"It would just be me and you, walking down the path, enjoying the chirping of the sweet birds and the humming of the tiny bees..."
>Noticing she is flying in the middle of the room, she blushes and lands.
>"Sorry. I just think it would be a really great date."
>She covers her mouth with her hooves.
>"N-no, wait, I didn't mean to say date! I meant—"
"Fluttershy, relax."
>You stand up and grab the pie from the table.
"Call it a date."
>She nearly faints as you walk back to the kitchen to put the pie away for later.
>When you go back out into the hallway, she is there staring dumfoundedly at you.
"You alright?"
>She shakes her head and blinks a bunch of times, snapping herself out of her trance.
>"Y-yes, I'm just a little... Confused."
>Waving for her to come with you, you turn around and walk to the door.
>You open it for her and exit after.
"So what's got you confused?"
>"I mean... It's just really strange."
"What is?"
>"Just yesterday you told me I was a worthless whore and threw me into the thorn bushes right over there."
>She points to the spiked bush beside your house.
"I just feel really bad about what I've done and I wanted to have a chance to spend some quality time with you."
>She smiles, her eyes quickly forming tears.
>You wipe them away with your shirt and smile at her.
"No crying. We're going to have a nice date, okay?"
>"Al-alright Anon."
>Taking the mare's hoof in your hand, you ask her.
"So, where to, Flutterbutter?"
>She swoons at the nickname.
>"It's on the way to my house, not that far from here."
"Okay, lead the way."
>She nods and starts trotting down the path away from your place.
>In a matter of minutes you find yourself on a path almost completely surrounded by trees and bushes.
>Fluttershy slows her pace.
>"This is the place."
>She pulls away from yout grasp and sits on the bench.
>"D-do you want to sit?"
>You look around at the trees and sit next to her.
"This place is really neat Fluttershy. How did those trees get like this?"
>You point above you at the trees which curve above the path, seeming to form a roof over the path.
>"I'm not sure how it got that way, but I love coming here."
>She smiles and lays her head on your lap.
>You sigh and close your eyes.
>The tranquil sounds of nature fill the air.
>The crickets chirp, water runs from somewhere nearby, and Fluttershy sighs.
>"Isn't it so relaxing?"
>Open your eyes to see her as she rolls over on her back, her head now looking up at you.
>You return her look.
"It -is- relaxing."
>Moving your hands, up to her head and run your fingers through her mane.
>She shivers a little bit, her face turning pink at the cheeks.
>"Anon..."
>You bend down to her.
>She leans up toward you.
>Then she leans back down and giggles.
"What's so funny?"
>"Nothing... I'm just so happy I couldn't contain it anymore."
>She sits up and straddles your waist.
>"Do you want to come back to my place?"
>She immediately moves to the side and hides her eyes behind her mane.
>"I mean, if that would be okay..."
>She pokes her eyes out from the cover of her mane when you put your arm around her.
"Sure."
>She smiles at you and then climbs off the bench.
>"We should go, it's going to be dark soon."
>You look up and sure enough the sky is an orange color.
"Alright, lead the way."
>She takes you down the path which leads straight to her backyard.
>She then takes you up to her house and opens the door for you.
"Thank you Fluttershy."
>"You're welcome."
>You enter and she closes the door.
>The first thing you do is sit on the couch.
>Fluttershy sits next to you, her face looking as if she were longing for something.
>"U-um, are you comfortable? If not, I can—"
>You close the gap between both of your bodies and push her over on her back.
>Her face turns almost the same color as Pinkie Pie's.
>"Anon?"
"Fluttershy... I know you want this to happen."
>She nods.
>"I've been waiting for this for a long time."
"Then why don't we get started?"
>You move your hand down her body and she stops it with a hoof.
>"Wait."
"What?"
>"Does this mean... That you love me?"
"Fluttershy... I always loved you."
>She smiles and leans in for a kiss.
>You jump off her the second before her lips touch yours.
"APRIL FOOLS! I DON'T EVEN LIKE YOU!"
>Spit on her face and she starts sobbing
>You run outside and jump into the air with your fist out.

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