Gemnus: Be The Anime

<Sorodin> \-==START==-/
<Sorodin> (loen, dark souls dude)
<Sorodin> Taniel, you hear a mechanical wailing from your house.
<Sorodin> All the Komodos glare at you.
<Sorodin> *SHAME*
<hyperboreanHighwayman> "[ ug][ stay r][g][t ][ere ][t l[][]ks l][ke ][ve g[]t s[]me bulls][][t t[] [][] =:| ]"
<hyperboreanHighwayman> I run back to said hive.
<Sorodin> You walk in, and see that SCratch is emitting the wailing noise.
<Sorodin> It's started a server application, and the handle is eternalRessurection.
<Sorodin> It has an "Okay" button you need to click.
<hyperboreanHighwayman> I click okay just to stop it from making noise.
<Sorodin> Gemnus, your window blacks out and closes down.
<hyperboreanHighwayman> HH: [ ][ey w][[] t][e fuck ][s t][][s =:]
<Sorodin> Taniel, your window changes to an image of a purpleblood sitting in an apartment-like building.
* Ocelot ([email protected]) has joined
<eternalResurrection> Gemnus: Try to Figure Out What is Wrong with Computer
<Sorodin> There's a menu with the options Move, Revise, Deploy, Phernalia Registry, Athenium, and Alchemize
<Sorodin> Gemnus, roll Engineering to not completely demolish your computer like I know you will.
<eternalResurrection> !roll 1d20
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20) [6] : {6}
<Sorodin> You smash your computer.
<Sorodin> It is now dead.
<Sorodin> It has died a Heroic death.
<Sorodin> Taniel, your screen stays the same because Black Majiks or shit.
<eternalResurrection> ER: weLL that SUckS
<hyperboreanHighwayman> I type into the chat client for no particular reason
<hyperboreanHighwayman> HH:[ w][at t][e fuck was t][at f[]r y[]u fuck][ng []umbass =:]
<eternalResurrection> ER: i am nOt SkiLLed with technOLOgy
<eternalResurrection> ER: and whO are yOU
<Sorodin> That's an understatement.
<Sorodin> Anyway, Taniel, the person on your screen is writing the messages being sent to you on the ground with some sort of orange stone.
<hyperboreanHighwayman> HH:[ wa][t w][at t][e fuck ][[]w are y[]u [][]][ng t][at =:| ]
<eternalResurrection> ER: meSSaging yOU?
<eternalResurrection> ER: what eLSe wOULd thiS be fOr
<hyperboreanHighwayman> HH:[ yes messag][ng me ][ts n[]t l][ke y[]ure [][]][ng any fuck][ng t][][ng else =:]
<eternalResurrection> Gemnus: Ignore Rude Comment
<eternalResurrection> ER: Let'S get thiS Over with
<hyperboreanHighwayman> HH:[ yes =:]
<hyperboreanHighwayman> I throw down all the machines + card, which I can say because I have already been on the other side of this game.
<Sorodin> The room is too messy to put anything down.
<hyperboreanHighwayman> HH:[s[] [][] y[]u kn[]w any []f t][][s fuck][ng s][][t t[] [][] ="]
<Sorodin> However, on top of the mansion, three towers fit them quite nicely.
<eternalResurrection> Gemnus: Clear room
<hyperboreanHighwayman> Radical, I put them there then.
<Sorodin> It's almost like this place was built to accomodate these machines.
<Sorodin> Gemnus, you hear three thumps from above you.
<eternalResurrection> ER: weLL that waS fOr nOthing
<eternalResurrection> Gemnus: Investigate
<Sorodin> A ladder, shaking from the impacts, falls from the ceiling.
<eternalResurrection> ER: cOnvinient.
<eternalResurrection> Gemnus: Climb up
<Sorodin> You climb up, and the night sky is suspiciously missing something.
<Sorodin> Namely, one of the moons.
<Sorodin> And that's because it's huge, and about to crash into you.
<Sorodin> Shit.
<eternalResurrection> ER:... thiS cOULd be bad.
<eternalResurrection> ER: very
<eternalResurrection> ER: very bad.
<Sorodin> Anyway, the three towers house the three machines, and the card is resting on the lathe.
<hyperboreanHighwayman> HH:[n[] fuck][ng s][][t =:]
<Sorodin> You should get alchemizing before shit gets real.
<Sorodin> And while you're at it, do some sick flips for the audience.
<Sorodin> Because why the hell not?
<eternalResurrection> Gemnus: Rip Open Cruxtruder with bare hands
<Sorodin> Roll Athletics
<Sorodin> I mean
<eternalResurrection> !roll 1d20+5
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+5) [18+5] : {23}
<Sorodin> Strength
<eternalResurrection> 22
<Sorodin> You pretty much rip the wheel off of the cruxtruder, throw it aside, and then open the lid with your bare hands.
<Sorodin> An orange seizure orb flies out, as well as several orange cylinders.
<Sorodin> About half of them fall off the roof, but the rest are reachable.
<eternalResurrection> Gemnus: Grab cylanders and Take Them to Strange Carving Thing
<Sorodin> The cruxtruder displays a timer.
<Sorodin> 2:37
<Sorodin> You take the cylinders to the strange carving thing.
<eternalResurrection> Gemnus: Insert Card that You Obviouly Grabbed Earlier
<Sorodin> You insert the card that you had the whole time, probably.
<Sorodin> You then put the cylinder in, and it carves it into a rock-like shape.
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<eternalResurrection> Gemnus: Figure Out what to do next
<Sorodin> 2:23
<Sorodin> Roll Intelligence or Wisdom
<Sorodin> 2:22
<eternalResurrection> !roll 1d20
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20) [1] : {1}
<Sorodin> Obviously, the correct thing to do is jump off of the building.
<Sorodin> Either that, or just chuck the cylinder off.
<eternalResurrection> Gemnus: Cylander to Alchemeter
<Sorodin> 2:21
<eternalResurrection> Gemnus: Troll Moirail
<Sorodin> You take the "Cylander" to the Alchemeter
<Sorodin> Good job.
<Sorodin> 2:20
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<eternalResurrection> ER: Okay, i dO nOt knOw what tO dO frOm here
<Sorodin> 2:17
<Sorodin> 2:16
<eternalResurrection> Gemnus: Make Alchemeter do the ting!
<Sorodin> Whatever you do, do it quickly. You feel the heat, both literally and metaphorically.
<unyieldingIris> UI: what wass the lasst thiing youu diid?
<Sorodin> 2:15
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<eternalResurrection> ER: tOOk the strange cylander to teh alchemeter
<Sorodin> 2:12
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<unyieldingIris> UI: iiss iit carved?
<Sorodin> 2:10
<eternalResurrection> ER: yeS
<Sorodin> 2:09
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<Sorodin> *2:06
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<unyieldingIris> UI: there sshouulld be a raiissed pllatform for iit
<Sorodin> 2:04
<eternalResurrection> ER: the mOOn iS dangerOUSLy cLOSe
<Sorodin> 2:03
<Sorodin> There is indeed.
<Sorodin> 2:02
<unyieldingIris> UI: puut iit there and do the thiing
<Sorodin> 2:01
<Sorodin> 2:00
<unyieldingIris> UI: the moon?
<eternalResurrection> Gemnus: Put it there and do the Thing
<unyieldingIris> UI: nevermiind
<Sorodin> 1:59
<unyieldingIris> UI: juusst do the thiing
<Sorodin> You put the totem on the alchemiter
<eternalResurrection> ER:I AM DoING THE THING
<Sorodin> It scans it, before an orange rock appears on the main platform in a flash of light.
<Sorodin> It's very smooth, and circular.
<Sorodin> Roll Perception
<Sorodin> 1:58
<eternalResurrection> !roll 1d20+2
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [14+2] : {16}
<Sorodin> You notice that the rock looks like it has a face on it.
<Sorodin> This probably has no significance.
<Sorodin> At all.
<eternalResurrection> Gemnus: Inspect Face
<Sorodin> 1:57
<Sorodin> The face is a side profile.
<Sorodin> It's made of indents in the rock.
<Sorodin> 1:56
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<eternalResurrection> Gemnus: Look at Moon
<Sorodin> 1:51
<Sorodin> 1:50
<Sorodin> You look at the moon.
<Sorodin> The same face stares back at you.
<Sorodin> 1:49
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<eternalResurrection> Gemnus: Pray to Zach
<Sorodin> 1:46
<eternalResurrection> Gemnus: LiSten
<Sorodin> You pray to Zach.
<eternalResurrection> Gemnus: i cOULd USe a bOOSt
<Sorodin> There is no response, and it goes to the almighty god's version of voicemail.
* Ocelot has quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
<Sorodin> Which is basically just a message saying "fuck off."
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<eternalResurrection> Gemnus: Thanks babe.
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<eternalResurrection> Gemnus: Look for way to Get to Moon
<Sorodin> There are several smaller meteors between you and the moon.
<Sorodin> The idea, though, is absurd.
<Sorodin> 1:34
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<eternalResurrection> Gemnus: Absurdity Time.
<Sorodin> 1:30
<Sorodin> 1:29
<Sorodin> 1:28
<eternalResurrection> Gemnus: Leapfest Begin!
<Sorodin> Roll Athletics, and then Endurance
<Sorodin> 1:27
<Sorodin> 1:26
<Sorodin> 1:25
<eternalResurrection> !roll 1d20+5
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+5) [5+5] : {10}
<Sorodin> 1:24
<eternalResurrection> !roll 1d20+5
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+5) [13+5] : {18}
<Sorodin> Did you take the Anime bonus?
<Sorodin> 1:23
<eternalResurrection> No
<eternalResurrection> 11 and 19
<Sorodin> Okay then.
<Sorodin> You leap up to the first meteor, somehow not getting scorched by the heat of it. Five more meteors to go; make all the rolls at once if you want.
<Sorodin> 1:22
<Sorodin> 1:21
<Sorodin> 1:20
<eternalResurrection> !roll 1d20+5
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+5) [11+5] : {16}
<Sorodin> 1:19
<Sorodin> 1:18
<eternalResurrection> !roll 1d20+5
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+5) [3+5] : {8}
<Sorodin> (You can do 5#1d20+5)
<eternalResurrection> !roll 1d20+5
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+5) [13+5] : {18}
<Sorodin> 1:17
<Sorodin> 1:16
<eternalResurrection> roll 3#1d20+5
<Sorodin> 1:15
<Sorodin> 1:14
<eternalResurrection> !roll 3#1d20+5
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+5) [8+5] : {13} (1d20+5) [5+5] : {10} (1d20+5) [1+5] : {6}
<Sorodin> 1:13
<Sorodin> 1:12
<Sorodin> Make your four remaining endurance rolls now.
<eternalResurrection> !roll 4#1d20+5
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+5) [10+5] : {15} (1d20+5) [2+5] : {7} (1d20+5) [17+5] : {22} (1d20+5) [10+5] : {15}
<Sorodin> 1:11
<Sorodin> You leap from meteor to meteor, each leap sending them flying to the side.
<Sorodin> You take a tiny bit of scorching from one of them, taking two damage, but other than that, you do fine.
<Sorodin> You make a final leap, in front of the moon now, seeming to stay at the peak of your jump a bit longer than usual.
<Sorodin> What now?
<Sorodin> 1:10
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<eternalResurrection> Gemnus: Channel Power From Deep Inside
<Sorodin> 1:07
<eternalResurrection> Gemnus: Cut Moon in Half
<Sorodin> 1:06
<Sorodin> Roll Strength
<Sorodin> 1:05
<Sorodin> 1:04
<Sorodin> 1:03
<eternalResurrection> !roll 1d20+4
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+4) [19+4] : {23}
<Sorodin> 1:02
<Sorodin> 1:01
<Sorodin> Your sword collides with the moon, but the force of your strike sends you flying back to the ground.
<Sorodin> You tumble to a stop, your sword a few feet away from you.
<Sorodin> The orange seizure orb hovers around you curiously.
<Sorodin> 1:00
<Sorodin> :59
<Sorodin> :58
<eternalResurrection> Gemnus: It Can't End Like this! Search For a Way!
<Sorodin> :56
<Sorodin> *:57
<eternalResurrection> ER: LittLe Orb
<Sorodin> It appears that the moon rock has a timer on the other side.
<Sorodin> Huh.
<Sorodin> It reads 1:02
<Sorodin> :56, 1:01
<Sorodin> :55, 1:00
<Sorodin> :54, :59
<Sorodin> :53, :58
<Sorodin> :52, 57
<Sorodin> :51, :56
<Sorodin> :50, :55
<Sorodin> :49, :54
<Sorodin> :48, :53
<Sorodin> :47, :52
<eternalResurrection> Gemnus: Search for Tools to Aid in Quest
<Sorodin> The seizure orb is really hyper now.
<Sorodin> It's vibrating, and flying all around, out of control.
<Sorodin> :46, :51
<Sorodin> :45, :50
<Sorodin> :44, :49
<eternalResurrection> Gemnus: Proto Lusus Bones
<Sorodin> :43, :48
<Sorodin> Roll Dexterity
<eternalResurrection> !roll 1d20
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20) [14] : {14}
<Sorodin> :42, :47
<Sorodin> Your first bone misses, as the seizure sprite is simply too fast.
<Sorodin> :41, :46
<Sorodin> :40, :45
<eternalResurrection> Gemnus: Again
<Sorodin> :39, :44
<eternalResurrection> !roll 1d20
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20) [4] : {4}
<Sorodin> The second one misses by even a wider margin.
<Sorodin> :38, 43
<Sorodin> :37, :42
<eternalResurrection> Gemnus: AGAIN! But C
<Sorodin> :36, :41
<eternalResurrection> *COOLER
<eternalResurrection> !roll 1d20+1
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+1) [8+1] : {9}
<Sorodin> It still misses.
<Sorodin> :35, :40
<Sorodin> :34, :39
<Sorodin> :33, :38
<eternalResurrection> Gemnus: AGaiN
<Sorodin> :32, :37
<eternalResurrection> !roll 1d20+1
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+1) [18+1] : {19}
<Sorodin> :31, :36
<Sorodin> The bone collides with the orb.
<Sorodin> A flash of light.
<Sorodin> When it fades, the orb now has a skeletal dragon face.
<eternalResurrection> ER: whOa
<Sorodin> It roars, and then breathes neon orange fire into the sky.
<eternalResurrection> Gemnus: Mount Up
<Sorodin> :30, :35
<Sorodin> The sprite backs away from you as you try to touch it.
<Sorodin> :29, :34
<Sorodin> :28, :33
<Sorodin> :27, :32
<Sorodin> :26, :31
<Sorodin> :25, :30
<eternalResurrection> Gemnus: Attempt To Convince Sprite
<Sorodin> :24, :29
<Sorodin> Roll Persuasion
<Sorodin> :23, :28
<eternalResurrection> !roll 1d20-1
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+-1) [4+-1] : {3}
<Sorodin> :22, :27
<Sorodin> It refuses to let you mount it.
<eternalResurrection> Gemnus: Again?
<eternalResurrection> !roll 1d20-1
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+-1) [19+-1] : {18}
<Sorodin> Instead, it flies over to your sword, and looks at it pointedly.
<Sorodin> :21, :26
<Sorodin> :20, :25
<Sorodin> :19, :24
<eternalResurrection> Gemnus: Inspect Sword
<Sorodin> :18, :23
<Sorodin> :17, :22
<Sorodin> It's just your sword.
<Sorodin> The sprite flies up to the moon, and then back to the sword.
<Sorodin> :16, :21
<eternalResurrection> Gemnus: Look at Moon with Determination
<Sorodin> :15,: 20
<Sorodin> You look at the moon with DETERMINATION.
<Sorodin> The moon keeps falling.
<eternalResurrection> ER: thiS iS nOt where my StOry endS
<Sorodin> :14, :19
<Sorodin> :13, :18
<Sorodin> :12, :17
<Sorodin> :11, :16
<eternalResurrection> ER: thiS iS where it beginS!
<Sorodin> :10, :15
<Sorodin> :9, :14
<Sorodin> :8, :13
<eternalResurrection> Gemnus: Slice Moon with all your might
<Sorodin> :7, :12
<Sorodin> Roll STRENGTH.
<eternalResurrection> !roll 1d20+4
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+4) [4+4] : {8}
<Sorodin> :6, :10
<Sorodin> :5, :9
<Sorodin> Roll STRENGTH again, with anime this time.
<eternalResurrection> !roll 1d20+1
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+1) [6+1] : {7}
<Sorodin> You slam your sword against the moon, but it doesn't do much.
<Sorodin> :4, :8
<Sorodin> :3, :7
<eternalResurrection> Gemnus: Beserk, Then Full Force Attack!
<Sorodin> Roll STRENGTH, with Anime and advantage!
<eternalResurrection> !roll 1d20+9
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+9) [17+9] : {26}
<eternalResurrection> !roll 1d20+9
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+9) [9+9] : {18}
<Sorodin> You take your sword, and hit the moon with all your might.
<Sorodin> It slows.
<Sorodin> You hold steady.
<Sorodin> It slows more.
<Sorodin> Out of the corner of your eye, you can see the cruxtruder timer timer glitching out.
<Sorodin> :3, :6
<Sorodin> :3, :5
<Sorodin> Roll Enurance.
<Sorodin> *Endurance
<eternalResurrection> !roll 1d20+5
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+5) [2+5] : {7}
<eternalResurrection> !roll 1d20+5
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+5) [9+5] : {14}
<Sorodin> You hold steady again.
<Sorodin> You're going to make it.
<Sorodin> The moon presses down on you, and you slide backwards a bit.
<Sorodin> Just a few more seconds.
<Sorodin> Just a little more time.
<Sorodin> Beat.
<Sorodin> Cracks start forming on the edge of your sword.
<Sorodin> They spread out, and in a few seconds, your sword explodes.
<Sorodin> You're still a second behind.
<Sorodin> You have nothing to fight with.
<Sorodin> You have nothing to fight for.
<Sorodin> You are nothing.
<Sorodin> :2, :3
<Sorodin> :1, :2
<eternalResurrection> Gemnus: Discover Inner Strangth and Use Full Might to Stop it!
<eternalResurrection> Gemnus: PUNCH THE MOON
<Sorodin> Roll Strength with Anime and advantage!
<eternalResurrection> !roll 1d20+6
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [15+6] : {21}
<eternalResurrection> !roll 1d20+6
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [20+6] : {26}
<Sorodin> Your fist makes connection with the moon.
<Sorodin> Nothing happens for a second.
<Sorodin> Beat.
<Sorodin> You feel a pain making it's way through your arm.
<Sorodin> You hear a cracking sound, that sounds suspiciously like it's coming from your hand.
<Sorodin> It's not the only thing, however, that's cracking.
<Sorodin> You can see a network of cracks spreading out from the moon, and then suddenly, it explodes outwards, flying rocks going every which way.
<Sorodin> As you break through the first layer of rock, you can see for a split second that the inner layer is made from an orange crystal.
<Sorodin> You break the crystal, and as you do so, the moonrock shatters.
<Sorodin> In a flash of light, it's gone.
<Sorodin> In fact, everything's gone.
<Sorodin> It's pitch black.
<Sorodin> In a flash of lightning, you can see your surroundings for a split second.
<Sorodin> Low hills composed of a gray grass surround you, and rivers with gray water slosh around.
<Sorodin> You see small, smoky beings pop up out of the ground, and walk around for a bit, before returning.
<Sorodin> Welcome to the Land of Sorrow and Revenants.
<Sorodin> \-=END=-/